Nanomachines son
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2022
- Nanomachines son
Standing Here I Realize
It Has To Be This Way
⭕วัตถุดิบ⭕
Next Generation Body Armour • PPSS Group Launch Next...
It Has To Be This Way • It Has To Be This Way
Raiden Health HUD • Standing Here I Realiz...
⭕โปรแกรมที่ใช้ทำ⭕
ตัดต่อวิดีโอ : Premiere Pro
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EDIT : top coment topic
- where can i buy that vest
- and the neck?
- 28 STAB??
- WTF, why, how
- Emotional damage?
For "where to buy" question if you are really need this armor:
This is not original video, I re-edit it to make a meme. The original is this one • PPSS Group Launch Next...
#ChinZu #memes #nanomachine #standinghereirealize 
Приколы
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no thanks
nah...
*gets rick rolled* OK how many times am I rick rolled? *500 MILLION TIMES*
nope :)
No
"Who was that guy anyway?"
"Wait, he WASN'T part of the demonstration?!"
😂
And the Man hasn’t had time to put on a bulletproof vest yet.🥶🥶
Lmao, finally amazing plot twist😂
Demonstration with feelings for the boss
🤣💀
“The protective vest sure is strong!”
“Vest?”
LOL!
nanomachines, son
The public: WAIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?!?
The dude: Hahahaha... *rips off his shirt* Nanomachines, ladies and gentlemen
they just threw away the vest
“Those are my abs, son”
Boss: We'll discuss your raise after the presentation.
Employee:
Is that Kim Kitsuragi from the cult classic Disco Elysium pogging i see?
I believe it is
kim kitsurpogi
Employee: Why won't you pay me more!
Boss: greed son!, it hardens when money has to be spent
Boss: I will not raise your salary Jack!
Bro's prepared to face off london 💀💀
Bros the typa guy to go to London and shout, I'm not in danger... I'm the danger
I was trying to find this comment lol
My man is London proof.
Not Detroit though.
Audience: "Woaw, that body armor is sure damn durable."
Man: "What armor?"
What type of body wash does he use💀
@@DiabolicJoe
He played college ball of course.
@@jaredjosephsongheng372would’ve gone pro if he didn’t join the military
@@whonow3486
Yeah.
@@whonow3486 try university of texas
Imagine the dude saying "Ok, now this time with armour"
The serial killer in the back of the room:
Damn he must be senator armourstrong
Oliver Biscuit.
@@ukimenustah26 yes it is
My face when that happened:
The best part about this is that he would still feel the impact and strength behind the stabs, but just stands there, unflinching
Cap
@@rzar4971fym cap, that's just how physics works
@@rzar4971Go back to school to learn before commenting in the internet
Considering a baseball bat is used as part of the demonstration, it would seem the armor has some ability to distribute force. Obviously, it all still hits him, but I would guess it's spread out quite a bit.
You actually just sold the one of the suits specs lmao. What a consumer
Now Imagine wearing a full armor version of this that covers your whole body but hidden under your really long clothes
Like the "I love it" music video?
"I'm fucking invincible!"
Or put it under your skin like that dude from the Hitman movie
@@karelpgbrthat's just nanomachines
@@omoriperocondrip9130 I'm making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg!
Imagine if Agent 47 changed the vest
with a fake one.
...target down well done 47...
Nice one haha
THAT IS ACTUALLY A REALLY COOL ASSASSINATION IDEA. Imagine he gets an arms dealer as a target, who's selling cutting edge gear to a militant groups, so he has a live demonstration at one of his presentations. One of the methods to kill him is switching his vest with a faulty one, so you can destroy his company and also kill him.
But thats actually 600IQ cause then he both kills the guy, and sabotages the product, which means easier work later
Yeah, reminds of that one mission, where he needed to switch a fake pistol with a real one during a theatre performance.
@@jacobp.2024 basically Miami from Hitman 2
I love how the dude gets up from the chair like "ENOUGH TALK TED, LET'S DO THIS"
"TYPICAL POLITICIAN"
“Time to staby staby!”
Get that safety vest out of here. Its stabbin time
TWENTY. EIGHT. STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE, DID YOU?!
*"You gotta be kidding me."*
As a person who lives in London, I can confirm all residents are required to wear this armour 24/7
> armour
Yep, definitely a Londoner
-Oi oi oi, ya wankah, wo's gewin on 'eah then? 'ave ye go' a loycense fo tha' bloody aaahmor ov yohz?
And what is dangerous there in London? I just don't know.
@@RrhyzZ7690 lots of sharp objects carried around by some dangerous people
@@RrhyzZ7690 it's a joke that in London, people stab (or shank) each other as a regular thing which is "OBVIOUSLY not true" (also people sometimes say "ya got a licence for that *thing*")
Plot twist: he wasn’t a paid actor, he was a genuine stranger who was trying to kill this man.
"Hold up one more test"
*loads mag*
Aim for the head
*hol up*
that wasn't in the pla-
@@w_ldan which one?
@@w_ldan *gets deflected anyways*
Plot twist: he wasn't wearing a vest, he's just that strong.
Nanomachine son
Small machine male child
Micro mechanism prepubescent fellow
@@ryanhernandez8324 specialy engineered microscopic machines capable of following commands, male human being that matured out of infancy.
It's called nano machines som
I love how hes doing 0.1 % damage per stab.
it's almost like it's a reference to something
“This vest is amazing.”
“Vest?,Nanomachines son.”
I love how the guy enters the stage with such swagger, like he's about to make the mother of all omelets.
Like he can't fret over every egg
Personally i like the Mother Of Vinegar
exaggerated swagger of nanomachined-up senator
Oddly specific
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
YOU CANT HURT ME JACK
They*
3
@@sanicelezirso7866 oh really?
YOU CANT HURT ME JACK
Kinda funny that none of his clothes seemed to be damaged in the slightest
crazy right
Its because it was fake
You can see his shirt is cut up at 0:55
You can literally see it Jesus christ 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
When RUclips recommends this to you after Googling "best places to visit in London" 💀
When you realize the HP going down isn't Armstrong's health, but it's just his shirt's HP.
So true Justin
Hi Justin, nice overused joke you got there.
So true
Stealing comments again, Justin?
Copy + pasted
I’m telling you, that vest is perfect for stress relief
Yeah much more cost effective than adopting another child
@@redcorruption4561 hol' up
Vest? You mean nanomachines
@@redcorruption4561 hold up
@@redcorruption4561 well at least now u can put the vest on tht child duh
asassin: why wont he die!?!?
the dude: nanomachines, son.
Wow didn’t know Plot armor actually existed in real life
YOU CAN’T HURT ME,JACK
Wow thank you. Your nanomachines really help me gain new subscriber.
It's the goat himself!
No freaking way its Congressman Chris Legsweak from the famous game Wood Equipment Forgiveness!
*proceeds to punch him in the face*
@@thefallenking6037 What did I just say?
*punts him across a football field*
The amount of confidence this guy has for his friend to not screw up is amazing
I think in his head he’s having a panic attack
They rehearsed it on poorer folks just to be sure ofcourse. Somewhere there is a dumpster behind a lab that's full of veterans and stuntmen bodies🤣
You mean unbelievable
Pun intended?
@@Civilmonkey1 Ex Marine’s have to go somewhere, I suppose.
Employee testing armor: *shoots the armor*
Friend: *shoots wherever the armor isn't*
The fun part would be that, after the demonstration is over, the real helper would come in
Adding a "Nano machines son" at the end of that would have made it funnier.
LOL
LMAOOOOO
LOL
Fvck I waited for that and it's not there, aah 😪😪😪
taba con ganas XD
0:54 You can see the attacker smile a lil bit when he is getting ready to use the baseball. This guy is having so much fun.
A bit? Bro’s ecstatic 😂
A baseball is this: ⚾
He has a chance to beat up his boss while still getting paid, of course he's gonna smile 💀
@@Batmann_and this is a bat 🦇
Dude has got an amazing job
I absolutely loved Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Senator Armstrong was the most insane final boss I’ve ever fought.
Best thing to buy before visiting the UK
As a british male, this is such a work of art
I can finally walk around outside without being stabbed
Turn Based Stabbing
Part and parcel, son...
I thought england had a low crime rate.
Time to go for the head boys
@ nope, it's through the roof lol
i like how it starts. the guy is giving his presentation, and the boss gets bored and has an obvious "lets get to it" look on his face. he knows the fun is waiting, and he wants to greet it.
It looks like the guy just wants to kill the presenter lmao
Also notice how eager the Boss is to attack him.
Like this is REALLY fun.
wait isn't the boss the guy that gets stabbed?
@@foreverunsure ye the boss is the guy giving the presentation there is another clip of him getting shot with 9 mil on another presentation if i remember right
@@hellobro9015 yeah I watched that
"Stab proof vest ...?"
"No I just work out " 😂😂😂
He just have 10m power on Vikings.
*The energy emitted by the collision of those hits with the vest caused a cup of tea to heat.*
Truly, the magnificent power of Nanomachines.
How bri'hish
Indeed
yes
Das what he said ;) ;)
ruclips.net/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/видео.html
It’s finally here
As a metal gear player i can tell that this is accurate. Senators Shirt was as durable as this one.
Yeah if he didnt get off that shirt he was going to have 400 hp unless of 200.
Senator's glasses were made from nanomachines, made from nanomachines. They didn't even fall off during the fight
@@guyrza5537 Armstrong threw them off
@@aninstrument2803 because it was actually supressing his powers...
@@lordpaulphilippfernandez9904 hes basically toguro.
This is why villains always lose. They NEVER *aim for the head.*
"walks into the dressing room and forgot he didn't put on the vest"
You can feel all those stressing memories of that guy relieving it to his boss
Underling be like : ahhhhhhhh finally.......
Why neck him not touch?
I have solution 😌🤣
Juskid
"Why wont you DIE"
Dude really trying his best to stab through 😂😂 just kidding
lmfaooo
plot twist: it was never planned, it was just maniac breaking in
528 likes and no comment ill fix that
Fax
_I don't know this guy, but this is a perfect demo._
yes
Then the presenter hired him and gave him a bunch of weapons
This is so well done. The editing. The visual effects! I'm in stitches!
now THAT is how you advertise your product
Imagine he said “now for the demonstration” and reveals that he had nothing on underneath
How to announce that you have superpowers
Nothing but nanomachines
@@issogoodvery son*
"so that's my demonstration that my friend is weak as hell and can't take a joke, now for the vest demo"
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Last Fight
This is such a brilliant way of advertising a product as not only does it show how confident the creator is with his design but it also shows how discrete and easy to wear the actual product is
Until these things go wrong. One man lost his life
It’s how Elon wanted the cyber truck demonstration to go
@@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII Source?
@@flameconvoy7424 that was most likely a PR stunt car windows in general don’t shatter from a small stone like that. Certainly not the windows of a car built to be stronger than usual
@@darkwolts my source is that I made it the fuck up
"Why won't you die?"
"You can't hurt me Jack. NANOMACHINES SON"
I'm so glad this old ass meme is still alive lol
I’ll have to wear this if I become a senator xD
They will shoot in the heAd not body
@@user-gl3zk3ry4q snipers are not really necessary to kill senators they will just need to wait outside the house always happen in my country
@@siopaoclash5879 That's stab vest not bulletproof vest
@@Ashelios he said he will wear it if he became senator so im saying its gonna be useless
@@siopaoclash5879 Its a joke also your logic sounds like it comes from video games
All I can think about is if that vest fails that dudes going to jail lmao
In all seriousness, that vest is impressive af
Not reallt the person was just doing their job and its the person who was wearing the vest who i assume made the thing is at fault
Truly impressive, can't wait to get my hands on one, so I can finally go visit London
@@darkmoon1289 As a latinoamerican i can finally walk peacefully outdoors :D
They probably had to sign some papers. Cause thats how you can get away with murder! Sign some legal paper bullshit and you can get away scot free if the product fails!
@@wc5502 yeah we know it was his job no need to precise it bro he was just telling a joke...
This edit made me smile despite the headache and depression.
This feels like it might be personal.
I think the real unrecognized champion here is the man’s shirt and suit jacket. I can’t actually tell if his shirt ever tore any, but he still looks clean after being Raiden’d for 80 seconds soooo…
I mean, if the knife's tip stopped the moment it's barely passed through the fabric, there would be no tear aside from holes.
you can actually see it torn apart just right before the relaxing metal bat session
@@lethanglong6979 for the pointy knife the punctures may be negligeble and hard to see in the material but he also hit him with a bladed swing weapon like a machete... those slashes can be seen before he starts taking a bat to the spine.
that shirt is fucked.
His shirt ripped a bit but the jacket is fine
The armor is extremely impressive, but, no matter how confident I would be in the armor's quality, those stabs are super scary. Dunno if I would have the balls to perform that demo.
If you notice, he is holding both the knife and screwdriver as close to the working part as possible. Which reduces the force you can actually apply. Rapid stabbing also does not allow for you to generate too much force. And that stance where he is leaning forward against shortens the distance his arm can move = less force generated.
That still does not make it any less impressive. Even that reduced force would be enough to injure someone ten times over. But they definitely applied bunch of marketing tricks to hype their product. Which imidiately makes you question, if they did not applied some more tricks that you did not notice.
@@iglidor if you noticed - the shirt was never puctured. So add another layer - either fake knife or extremely blunt.
@@janschropfer439 it was
if you work in design you go trough testing so many times it becomes everyday shit. the vests were probably stabbed, cut maybe even shot at a ton before they were even close to being worn by a person
@@janschropfer439 Since behind the shirt is very tough vest, the shirt, does not "wrap" around the knife, therefore it tears much less.
"Why wont you get stabbed"
"Armor plates son"
NANOMACHINES, SON
This is why Thanos says you should have gone for the head
I like how the impacts are so strong they shake the entire stage and camera.
You shouldn't like it, those impacts destroyed my house
@@langostasamurai2977 goodnt
@@edawris genshin impact
It also shaked my phone
He's stronger than the cameraman!?
When you return to the first zone in the game and a level 1 mob attacks your maxed out character
Yes
I beat the final boss of a game once with my maxed character (warrior - str build) and thought it'd be funny to go back and see what it'd be like to fight them with no weapon.
The first guy charged me saying "Death to the intru-" before I socked him in the face, one-shotting him instantly.
Thanks for awakening that memory, that was pleasant.
Baby slime when attacking maxed out netherite armor players holding a totem
In Borderlands that happens all the time since you are in an adventure and different level mobs face you
"Average day in Britain be like:"
This is probably the best demonstration of armor
Now this man knows how to advertise a product. "Fuck it, if this doesn't work I die right in front of you like an absolute Chad. If it works, you guys get to watch me wheelbarrow out my chrome-plated balls with a giant wad of cash for a good product. Either way I win."
Guy who made the safety feature for elevators did the same thing. Got in a demonstration elevator a good distance up, had them cut the wire holding him up, and the thing dropped a few feet before stopping itself.
I think this same guy also had somebody shoot him with a 9mm while he was wearing it at point blank just to prove his confidence that his vest would stop a bullet.
Id buy anything someone personally tested to that degree, They've earned my money and respect
You understimate the durability of kevlar fabric
Same thing with the guy who invented seatbelts, he broke a few bones testing it on himself, then just made the blueprint public because he said that safety is more important than money
This guy had the same amount of faith in his product as the guy who made those huge tires for those huge vehicles in the artic. For those who don't know, those mechines need to be able to not crack ice by distributing force across a large enough area so it doesn't punch through. The guy had so much faith that he let himself get run over by the mechine then stood back up with not a single injury
Yes!! The rollagon!
I tried to find it but couldn't. Got a video link?
Nice ad
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@@pancakemix8213 This video shows a couple people being run over, as well as the tires just going around over random things. I think the black & white one of the guy being run over is the creator, but I'm not positive
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The baseball bat part is the most impressive. It’s one thing to stop blades from piercing, but to stop blunt force is crazy. Since a baseball bat doesn’t need to stab it only needs to hit, and that vest absorbs it all
"I trust everything i see on internet"
@@honkhonkv2236 I don't see how this can be fake.
It doesn't absorb the full impact. He's just that durable
In the original the guy stopped after like two hits, the impact is still there
@@GamingNationShm There's plenty of stunt coordinators out there who can tell you how to hold and angle an aluminium bat (and it has to be aluminium, it doesn't work with a heavier wooden one) in such a way that it looks like you're hitting the shit out of someone, but really you're just giving them a light tap.
when you never improved your health, but only improved your defense and charisma
I've heard of some baller ways that people have demonstrated the effectiveness of their inventions:
1) Kevlar Vests - The guy would demo it at police stations by wearing one and shooting himself in the chest with a large revolver.
2) Elevator Emergency breaks - The guy built a 3-story working elevator in the convention hall, raised it up to the top floor, boarded the elevator, and had an assistant take an axe to the main cable. The elevator would fall about 8 inches and stop dead with him safe and sound.
3) This.
Another one which comes to mind is a company that makes bullet proof glas for cars. The CEO of the company stepped inside a car while one of his employees shot at him with a Kalashnikov.
@@SollowP NICE!, how do I get that job?
@@imofage3947 Move to Texas.
ruclips.net/video/J8i5d5toEDk/видео.html
@@SollowP was is Tesla?
“The guy would demo it at police stations by wearing one and shooting himself in the chest with a large revolver”
m.ruclips.net/video/ebWgte2395M/видео.html
Making the mother of all Kevlar vests here
Can't fret over every knife
@@nerdtuga9180 cant fret over every fiber would be more accurate.
@@mojewjewjew4420 Not when you're purging spider's web? What do you know about it! You never collected spider web, you never used it to replace steel! You don't know what it's like to gather and create something so beautiful and strong from a creature that is a mere insect!
@@maxmanchik Take your meds bozo.
6
18 years of frustration, anger towards the CEO shown in one video.
That guy is so strong . He is not even flinching ...that is the strong confidence.
He coulda gone pro if he didn’t join the Navy. He can break the president in two, WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
jojo
Bro I see you everywhere.
haha 😐
@@Oilupimtherein5 Yeah
hi dad
This is definitely the guy who can make the mother of all omelettes.
Can't fret over every eggs, Jack
Or mother of all Biscuits
The comment above this...
@ASTRIEL SHADOW who are you
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Last Fight
I was expecting the guy to bring out a flamethrower next.
This is the absolute greatest thing I've ever seen on youtube
I love how no one is concerned that a guy with a malicious look on his face just walks up to him with a knife.
He's too into it bro... 😂
The other dude wasn't islamic or sucked into blm gang culture. I've never seen a stabbing from a white person here so I wouldn't be concerned myself honestly. Britain has a reputation of knife crime due to these people.
"We didn't hire him.
That was a genuine attempt on my life.
Just to go to show how trustworthy our vests are!"
@@KipsChaos and he has a disability that makes him unable to hit people in the face Lmao
I bet Caesar wished he had this.
This is gonna skyrocket in the UK for sure
Lmfao
especially in london
@@patriciasordo7023 south
@@patriciasordo7023 nah Birmingham
You mean whole of Europe...
I don't have balls to be that guy being tested on
Plot twist: The man was genuinely trying to kill him.
"You should have gone for the head" - Thanos, 2019
it’s better to be the arm ~
Or the under-arm with one of the sharp weapons.
Wasen't infinity war realeased in 2018 tho?
2018
2013
28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
Nice reference inside the reference
Detroit Become Human x MGR reference
🤣
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Last Fight
lmao
"Think of it as making a huge omulet, Jack! You can't care about all the eggs!"
This guy is the final boss of London
SAVING THE LIVES OF ALL VICTIMS HERE, SON ! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY STAB !
Not when your purging the activity of stabbing what do you know about stabbing your not a thief
@@reggyxt dude, that’s literally Raiden’next speech after Armstrong said the mother of all omelette thing lmfao,so great job,you are missing the joke
@@RubyHoshino12f sucks to be me for skipping cutscenes
I'm sorry if you didn't get the joke
@@satsuisama98 nah, it's clearly my fault for not experiencing the game the way it's supposed to be, gonna replay it eventually
That dude has more confidence in that vest than the average person has in literally anything.
well, he has probably seen stress-tests before or personally assisted in development
And what would you know of the "average person", you internet dwelling permavirgin reject?
More faith than I had in my ex
yeaaaaahhhhh maaannnnnnn litterralllllllyyyyyyy annnnnyyyythiiiing ayyyyyyy
@@dugglebay3483 True but it's not just design it's the quality of manufacture too which can vary if there's not adequate quality control; obviously he's probably gonna make sure the one he has is good - but if someone's repeatedly shanking you full-force, all it takes is a single weakspot to come through and you end up looking like an idiot as you're rushed off-stage.
А теперь представьте, что будет, если он наденет бронежилет...
“You should’ve gone for the head”
"Who here has repressed childhood trauma"
*five people raise their hand*
"Who here cannot afford a therapist"
*three people raise their hands*
"Who got divorced in the last two years?"
*two people raise their hands*
"Who isn't a kiss-ass and hates my guts"
*Clancy raises his hand*
"Clancy you're on presentation duty, let's go"
"Who owns a set of 5 tools that can pierce n slash me? C'mon Clancy"
@@miguelestevao7768 _raised 5 different tools for the job, weirdly enough with him in the meeting already_
🤣 lmfao
@@Flamme-Sanabi "Clancy, love your moxie, love your tenacity, love your readiness. After this conference I'm giving you a raise and *I'm* getting a restraining order. Let's knock 'em dead, kid."
@@StephenMckeighen Now that's professionalism.
“And to show you the damage he would’ve taken without the vest, I will now brutalize a member of the audience.”
"And just to show it wasn't a fluke. I do it again."
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It’s finally here
🤣
I appreciate this guy trusting the product he sells so much, but his insurance must have grown like 40000% in price after that video
I'm more impressed by his dress staying in shape like nothing happened
0:30 Spider-man casualy walking away when he realised nothing can hurt this man.
lmao
Bless this man
“WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!”
“Metal Vest, SON!”
Everyone: wow thats some strong armor
Me: how is that shirt still intact...
“Now let’s test the head”
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
*Rips his jacket and shirt off*
"BRITISH PROTECTION VESTS, SON! THEY PROTECT THE USER FROM SHARP WEAPON TRAUMA, YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK!"
I've read that with distinctiv bri'ish Accent
Now character of senator Armstrong is broken for me
"Making the mother of all Beef Wellingtons, Jack! Can't fret over every lamb!"
"but Senator, don't you need a license for that vest!?"
"Oh, for goodness' sake!!"
@@ferdinandroig3460 *loicense
@@ferdinandroig3460 MP* , not senator
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It’s finally here
That's the craziest power point presentation I've ever see.
“Wow, that’s some strong armor!”
“What armor? I haven’t even put it on yet.”
The guy apearing with a shotgun: Time for the real demonstration
That's nuts. I want that body armor, even if it's not bulletproof. It's protection against physical attacks is outstanding, plus you really can't see it, so the vest must be light and offer good mobility to the wearer.
I want one.
There is also a ballistic version with IIIA+ rating.
Where the hell do you live
@@tindekappa9047 i think he lives in Duisburg Marxloh there is such a vest highly recommended.
@@tindekappa9047 it's not about where I live, it's about being ready for people that don't live where I live.
@@saltysergeant4284 Well where I live there's not many people traveling from some place else to stab people.
finally! something I can wear for protection before entering my home after a long day!
Wait entering your home
He lives in Detroit.
Oh Big Smoke chill, chill!
Gotta leave the THOTS alone homi, that vest is expensive
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It’s finally here
i love how the security guards just stands there in the background