Considering a baseball bat is used as part of the demonstration, it would seem the armor has some ability to distribute force. Obviously, it all still hits him, but I would guess it's spread out quite a bit.
THAT IS ACTUALLY A REALLY COOL ASSASSINATION IDEA. Imagine he gets an arms dealer as a target, who's selling cutting edge gear to a militant groups, so he has a live demonstration at one of his presentations. One of the methods to kill him is switching his vest with a faulty one, so you can destroy his company and also kill him.
@@RrhyzZ7690 it's a joke that in London, people stab (or shank) each other as a regular thing which is "OBVIOUSLY not true" (also people sometimes say "ya got a licence for that *thing*")
They probably had to sign some papers. Cause thats how you can get away with murder! Sign some legal paper bullshit and you can get away scot free if the product fails!
This is such a brilliant way of advertising a product as not only does it show how confident the creator is with his design but it also shows how discrete and easy to wear the actual product is
@@flameconvoy7424 that was most likely a PR stunt car windows in general don’t shatter from a small stone like that. Certainly not the windows of a car built to be stronger than usual
I think the real unrecognized champion here is the man’s shirt and suit jacket. I can’t actually tell if his shirt ever tore any, but he still looks clean after being Raiden’d for 80 seconds soooo…
@@lethanglong6979 for the pointy knife the punctures may be negligeble and hard to see in the material but he also hit him with a bladed swing weapon like a machete... those slashes can be seen before he starts taking a bat to the spine.
The armor is extremely impressive, but, no matter how confident I would be in the armor's quality, those stabs are super scary. Dunno if I would have the balls to perform that demo.
If you notice, he is holding both the knife and screwdriver as close to the working part as possible. Which reduces the force you can actually apply. Rapid stabbing also does not allow for you to generate too much force. And that stance where he is leaning forward against shortens the distance his arm can move = less force generated. That still does not make it any less impressive. Even that reduced force would be enough to injure someone ten times over. But they definitely applied bunch of marketing tricks to hype their product. Which imidiately makes you question, if they did not applied some more tricks that you did not notice.
if you work in design you go trough testing so many times it becomes everyday shit. the vests were probably stabbed, cut maybe even shot at a ton before they were even close to being worn by a person
I've heard of some baller ways that people have demonstrated the effectiveness of their inventions: 1) Kevlar Vests - The guy would demo it at police stations by wearing one and shooting himself in the chest with a large revolver. 2) Elevator Emergency breaks - The guy built a 3-story working elevator in the convention hall, raised it up to the top floor, boarded the elevator, and had an assistant take an axe to the main cable. The elevator would fall about 8 inches and stop dead with him safe and sound. 3) This.
Another one which comes to mind is a company that makes bullet proof glas for cars. The CEO of the company stepped inside a car while one of his employees shot at him with a Kalashnikov.
“The guy would demo it at police stations by wearing one and shooting himself in the chest with a large revolver” m.ruclips.net/video/ebWgte2395M/видео.html
I beat the final boss of a game once with my maxed character (warrior - str build) and thought it'd be funny to go back and see what it'd be like to fight them with no weapon. The first guy charged me saying "Death to the intru-" before I socked him in the face, one-shotting him instantly. Thanks for awakening that memory, that was pleasant.
This guy had the same amount of faith in his product as the guy who made those huge tires for those huge vehicles in the artic. For those who don't know, those mechines need to be able to not crack ice by distributing force across a large enough area so it doesn't punch through. The guy had so much faith that he let himself get run over by the mechine then stood back up with not a single injury
@@pancakemix8213 This video shows a couple people being run over, as well as the tires just going around over random things. I think the black & white one of the guy being run over is the creator, but I'm not positive ruclips.net/video/qX8YIToU16I/видео.html
@@mojewjewjew4420 Not when you're purging spider's web? What do you know about it! You never collected spider web, you never used it to replace steel! You don't know what it's like to gather and create something so beautiful and strong from a creature that is a mere insect!
Now this man knows how to advertise a product. "Fuck it, if this doesn't work I die right in front of you like an absolute Chad. If it works, you guys get to watch me wheelbarrow out my chrome-plated balls with a giant wad of cash for a good product. Either way I win."
Guy who made the safety feature for elevators did the same thing. Got in a demonstration elevator a good distance up, had them cut the wire holding him up, and the thing dropped a few feet before stopping itself.
I think this same guy also had somebody shoot him with a 9mm while he was wearing it at point blank just to prove his confidence that his vest would stop a bullet.
Same thing with the guy who invented seatbelts, he broke a few bones testing it on himself, then just made the blueprint public because he said that safety is more important than money
The other dude wasn't islamic or sucked into blm gang culture. I've never seen a stabbing from a white person here so I wouldn't be concerned myself honestly. Britain has a reputation of knife crime due to these people.
@@dugglebay3483 True but it's not just design it's the quality of manufacture too which can vary if there's not adequate quality control; obviously he's probably gonna make sure the one he has is good - but if someone's repeatedly shanking you full-force, all it takes is a single weakspot to come through and you end up looking like an idiot as you're rushed off-stage.
"Who here has repressed childhood trauma" *five people raise their hand* "Who here cannot afford a therapist" *three people raise their hands* "Who got divorced in the last two years?" *two people raise their hands* "Who isn't a kiss-ass and hates my guts" *Clancy raises his hand* "Clancy you're on presentation duty, let's go"
@@Flamme-Sanabi "Clancy, love your moxie, love your tenacity, love your readiness. After this conference I'm giving you a raise and *I'm* getting a restraining order. Let's knock 'em dead, kid."
That's nuts. I want that body armor, even if it's not bulletproof. It's protection against physical attacks is outstanding, plus you really can't see it, so the vest must be light and offer good mobility to the wearer. I want one.
@@tigerindianalongjohnson9096 for future me, if his comment is deleted, he posted a link to a video celebrating pride month ending. “Yeah baby that’s what I’ve been waiting for.” Ugh, just go.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!" *Rips his jacket and shirt off* "BRITISH PROTECTION VESTS, SON! THEY PROTECT THE USER FROM SHARP WEAPON TRAUMA, YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK!"
"Making the mother of all Beef Wellingtons, Jack! Can't fret over every lamb!" "but Senator, don't you need a license for that vest!?" "Oh, for goodness' sake!!"
Employees inner monologue: How do they make these meetings more boring every time? I mean it's- fuck. There goes Tom again with the knife. Jeff isn't going to fall for that twice. And here comes the shank... And the short sword. This is just making it go on even longer... Oh! Well, the bat's new."
Mientras tanto sus estadísticas +100 armor +100 armor advanced _Reducción de daño perforante 90% _counter 59% Estadísticas del atacante: -1 daño 1℅ penetracion de armadura. _Probabilidad de lesión en la muñeca 70℅ 309 velocidad de ataque
Historically, medieval armor with chainmail has been proven to be virtually immune to slashing and highly resistant or even immune to piercing from knifes and swords. But blunt weapons have been the bane of armor. So I can understand the vest on this video being immune to the stabbing, but how does it protect against the bat? Such blunt force will at least move the person and most mechanisms that protect against piercing often can't diffuse enough energy to do the same for blunt force trauma.
Dang! Metal gear rising, my once favorite game, along time ago everyone hated it for being "not Metal gear", and now here in the future, everyone sees how amazing this game is! Sadly, the story is short, but it was still an amazing game
Everyone hated it because it's too repetitive even for a beat them up, the story being nearly non existent and having no good characters outside of the memes.
It would only take a few stabs for someone to realize you're wearing armor, but most knife attackers really do just go straight for the torso stabs at least at first, and when their first stabs in that area fail to penetrate this armor, that would buy you valuable time to counter them or help you escape during the time when they're thrown off their game and confused... ... Jack
Also your head is hard to hit with a knife because it moves, the neck is a small target, and you can take slashes to the limbs without it being life threatening, so really the chest is the most dangerous place to be attacked anyways
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no thanks
nah...
*gets rick rolled* OK how many times am I rick rolled? *500 MILLION TIMES*
nope :)
No
"Who was that guy anyway?"
"Wait, he WASN'T part of the demonstration?!"
😂
And the Man hasn’t had time to put on a bulletproof vest yet.🥶🥶
Lmao, finally amazing plot twist😂
Demonstration with feelings for the boss
🤣💀
“The protective vest sure is strong!”
“Vest?”
LOL!
nanomachines, son
The public: WAIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?!?
The dude: Hahahaha... *rips off his shirt* Nanomachines, ladies and gentlemen
they just threw away the vest
“Those are my abs, son”
Imagine the dude saying "Ok, now this time with armour"
The serial killer in the back of the room:
Damn he must be senator armourstrong
Oliver Biscuit.
@@ukimenustah26 yes it is
My face when that happened:
Boss: We'll discuss your raise after the presentation.
Employee:
Is that Kim Kitsuragi from the cult classic Disco Elysium pogging i see?
I believe it is
kim kitsurpogi
Employee: Why won't you pay me more!
Boss: greed son!, it hardens when money has to be spent
Boss: I will not raise your salary Jack!
He did not expect a raise.
I love how the dude gets up from the chair like "ENOUGH TALK TED, LET'S DO THIS"
"TYPICAL POLITICIAN"
“Time to staby staby!”
Get that safety vest out of here. Its stabbin time
TWENTY. EIGHT. STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE, DID YOU?!
*"You gotta be kidding me."*
The best part about this is that he would still feel the impact and strength behind the stabs, but just stands there, unflinching
Cap
@@rzar4971fym cap, that's just how physics works
@@rzar4971Go back to school to learn before commenting in the internet
Considering a baseball bat is used as part of the demonstration, it would seem the armor has some ability to distribute force. Obviously, it all still hits him, but I would guess it's spread out quite a bit.
You actually just sold the one of the suits specs lmao. What a consumer
Bro's prepared to face off london 💀💀
Bros the typa guy to go to London and shout, I'm not in danger... I'm the danger
I was trying to find this comment lol
My man is London proof.
Not Detroit though.
I was looking for this comment😶
I love how the guy enters the stage with such swagger, like he's about to make the mother of all omelets.
Like he can't fret over every egg
Personally i like the Mother Of Vinegar
exaggerated swagger of nanomachined-up senator
Oddly specific
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m telling you, that vest is perfect for stress relief
Yeah much more cost effective than adopting another child
@@redcorruption4561 hol' up
Vest? You mean nanomachines
@@redcorruption4561 hold up
@@redcorruption4561 well at least now u can put the vest on tht child duh
Imagine if Agent 47 changed the vest
with a fake one.
...target down well done 47...
Nice one haha
THAT IS ACTUALLY A REALLY COOL ASSASSINATION IDEA. Imagine he gets an arms dealer as a target, who's selling cutting edge gear to a militant groups, so he has a live demonstration at one of his presentations. One of the methods to kill him is switching his vest with a faulty one, so you can destroy his company and also kill him.
But thats actually 600IQ cause then he both kills the guy, and sabotages the product, which means easier work later
Yeah, reminds of that one mission, where he needed to switch a fake pistol with a real one during a theatre performance.
@@jacobp.2024 basically Miami from Hitman 2
As a person who lives in London, I can confirm all residents are required to wear this armour 24/7
> armour
Yep, definitely a Londoner
-Oi oi oi, ya wankah, wo's gewin on 'eah then? 'ave ye go' a loycense fo tha' bloody aaahmor ov yohz?
And what is dangerous there in London? I just don't know.
@@RrhyzZ7690 lots of sharp objects carried around by some dangerous people
@@RrhyzZ7690 it's a joke that in London, people stab (or shank) each other as a regular thing which is "OBVIOUSLY not true" (also people sometimes say "ya got a licence for that *thing*")
"Hold up one more test"
*loads mag*
Aim for the head
*hol up*
that wasn't in the pla-
@@w_ldan which one?
@@w_ldan *gets deflected anyways*
The amount of confidence this guy has for his friend to not screw up is amazing
I think in his head he’s having a panic attack
They rehearsed it on poorer folks just to be sure ofcourse. Somewhere there is a dumpster behind a lab that's full of veterans and stuntmen bodies🤣
You mean unbelievable
Pun intended?
@@Civilmonkey1 Ex Marine’s have to go somewhere, I suppose.
THE HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
YOU CANT HURT ME JACK
They*
3
@@sanicelezirso7866 oh really?
YOU CANT HURT ME JACK
Plot twist: he wasn’t a paid actor, he was a genuine stranger who was trying to kill this man.
yet he failed due to the fact that he has FUCKING NANOMACHINES SON
underrated
Audience: "Woaw, that body armor is sure damn durable."
Man: "What armor?"
What type of body wash does he use💀
@@DiabolicJoe
He played college ball of course.
@@jaredjosephsongheng372would’ve gone pro if he didn’t join the military
@@whonow3486
Yeah.
@@whonow3486 try university of texas
Plot twist: he wasn't wearing a vest, he's just that strong.
Nanomachine son
Small machine male child
Micro mechanism prepubescent fellow
@@ryanhernandez8324 specialy engineered microscopic machines capable of following commands, male human being that matured out of infancy.
It's called nano machines som
YOU CAN’T HURT ME,JACK
Wow thank you. Your nanomachines really help me gain new subscriber.
It's the goat himself!
No freaking way its Congressman Chris Legsweak from the famous game Wood Equipment Forgiveness!
*proceeds to punch him in the face*
@@thefallenking6037 What did I just say?
*punts him across a football field*
0:54 You can see the attacker smile a lil bit when he is getting ready to use the baseball. This guy is having so much fun.
A bit? Bro’s ecstatic 😂
A baseball is this: ⚾
He has a chance to beat up his boss while still getting paid, of course he's gonna smile 💀
@@Batmann_and this is a bat 🦇
Dude has got an amazing job
asassin: why wont he die!?!?
the dude: nanomachines, son.
All I can think about is if that vest fails that dudes going to jail lmao
In all seriousness, that vest is impressive af
Not reallt the person was just doing their job and its the person who was wearing the vest who i assume made the thing is at fault
Truly impressive, can't wait to get my hands on one, so I can finally go visit London
@@darkmoon1289 As a latinoamerican i can finally walk peacefully outdoors :D
They probably had to sign some papers. Cause thats how you can get away with murder! Sign some legal paper bullshit and you can get away scot free if the product fails!
@@wc5502 yeah we know it was his job no need to precise it bro he was just telling a joke...
When you realize the HP going down isn't Armstrong's health, but it's just his shirt's HP.
So true Justin
Hi Justin, nice overused joke you got there.
So true
Stealing comments again, Justin?
Copy + pasted
As a british male, this is such a work of art
I can finally walk around outside without being stabbed
Turn Based Stabbing
Part and parcel, son...
I thought england had a low crime rate.
Time to go for the head boys
@ nope, it's through the roof lol
Wow didn’t know Plot armor actually existed in real life
As a metal gear player i can tell that this is accurate. Senators Shirt was as durable as this one.
Yeah if he didnt get off that shirt he was going to have 400 hp unless of 200.
Senator's glasses were made from nanomachines, made from nanomachines. They didn't even fall off during the fight
@@guyrza5537 Armstrong threw them off
@@aninstrument2803 because it was actually supressing his powers...
@@lordpaulphilippfernandez9904 hes basically toguro.
This is such a brilliant way of advertising a product as not only does it show how confident the creator is with his design but it also shows how discrete and easy to wear the actual product is
Until these things go wrong. One man lost his life
It’s how Elon wanted the cyber truck demonstration to go
@@lIlIllIlIllIlllIllIIIIIIIIIlII Source?
@@flameconvoy7424 that was most likely a PR stunt car windows in general don’t shatter from a small stone like that. Certainly not the windows of a car built to be stronger than usual
@@darkwolts my source is that I made it the fuck up
You can feel all those stressing memories of that guy relieving it to his boss
Underling be like : ahhhhhhhh finally.......
Why neck him not touch?
I have solution 😌🤣
Juskid
"Why wont you DIE"
Dude really trying his best to stab through 😂😂 just kidding
lmfaooo
I love how hes doing 0.1 % damage per stab.
it's almost like it's a reference to something
he's*
@@JorgetePanete*hes
@@stormtendo *he's
@@MonsieurMoai *hes
I like how the impacts are so strong they shake the entire stage and camera.
You shouldn't like it, those impacts destroyed my house
@@langostasamurai2977 goodnt
@@edawris genshin impact
It also shaked my phone
He's stronger than the cameraman!?
plot twist: it was never planned, it was just maniac breaking in
528 likes and no comment ill fix that
Fax
_I don't know this guy, but this is a perfect demo._
yes
Then the presenter hired him and gave him a bunch of weapons
Imagine he said “now for the demonstration” and reveals that he had nothing on underneath
How to announce that you have superpowers
Nothing but nanomachines
@@issogoodvery son*
"so that's my demonstration that my friend is weak as hell and can't take a joke, now for the vest demo"
Kinda funny that none of his clothes seemed to be damaged in the slightest
crazy right
Its because it was fake
You can see his shirt is cut up at 0:55
You can literally see it Jesus christ 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
the health bar was just for his shirt
*The energy emitted by the collision of those hits with the vest caused a cup of tea to heat.*
Truly, the magnificent power of Nanomachines.
How bri'hish
Indeed
yes
Das what he said ;) ;)
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It’s finally here
I think the real unrecognized champion here is the man’s shirt and suit jacket. I can’t actually tell if his shirt ever tore any, but he still looks clean after being Raiden’d for 80 seconds soooo…
I mean, if the knife's tip stopped the moment it's barely passed through the fabric, there would be no tear aside from holes.
you can actually see it torn apart just right before the relaxing metal bat session
@@lethanglong6979 for the pointy knife the punctures may be negligeble and hard to see in the material but he also hit him with a bladed swing weapon like a machete... those slashes can be seen before he starts taking a bat to the spine.
that shirt is fucked.
His shirt ripped a bit but the jacket is fine
I’ll have to wear this if I become a senator xD
They will shoot in the heAd not body
@@kamu-super001 snipers are not really necessary to kill senators they will just need to wait outside the house always happen in my country
@@siopaoclash5879 That's stab vest not bulletproof vest
@@Ashelios he said he will wear it if he became senator so im saying its gonna be useless
@@siopaoclash5879 Its a joke also your logic sounds like it comes from video games
The fun part would be that, after the demonstration is over, the real helper would come in
The armor is extremely impressive, but, no matter how confident I would be in the armor's quality, those stabs are super scary. Dunno if I would have the balls to perform that demo.
If you notice, he is holding both the knife and screwdriver as close to the working part as possible. Which reduces the force you can actually apply. Rapid stabbing also does not allow for you to generate too much force. And that stance where he is leaning forward against shortens the distance his arm can move = less force generated.
That still does not make it any less impressive. Even that reduced force would be enough to injure someone ten times over. But they definitely applied bunch of marketing tricks to hype their product. Which imidiately makes you question, if they did not applied some more tricks that you did not notice.
@@iglidor if you noticed - the shirt was never puctured. So add another layer - either fake knife or extremely blunt.
@@janschropfer439 it was
if you work in design you go trough testing so many times it becomes everyday shit. the vests were probably stabbed, cut maybe even shot at a ton before they were even close to being worn by a person
@@janschropfer439 Since behind the shirt is very tough vest, the shirt, does not "wrap" around the knife, therefore it tears much less.
I've heard of some baller ways that people have demonstrated the effectiveness of their inventions:
1) Kevlar Vests - The guy would demo it at police stations by wearing one and shooting himself in the chest with a large revolver.
2) Elevator Emergency breaks - The guy built a 3-story working elevator in the convention hall, raised it up to the top floor, boarded the elevator, and had an assistant take an axe to the main cable. The elevator would fall about 8 inches and stop dead with him safe and sound.
3) This.
Another one which comes to mind is a company that makes bullet proof glas for cars. The CEO of the company stepped inside a car while one of his employees shot at him with a Kalashnikov.
@@SollowP NICE!, how do I get that job?
@@imofage3947 Move to Texas.
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@@SollowP was is Tesla?
“The guy would demo it at police stations by wearing one and shooting himself in the chest with a large revolver”
m.ruclips.net/video/ebWgte2395M/видео.html
When you return to the first zone in the game and a level 1 mob attacks your maxed out character
Yes
I beat the final boss of a game once with my maxed character (warrior - str build) and thought it'd be funny to go back and see what it'd be like to fight them with no weapon.
The first guy charged me saying "Death to the intru-" before I socked him in the face, one-shotting him instantly.
Thanks for awakening that memory, that was pleasant.
Baby slime when attacking maxed out netherite armor players holding a totem
In Borderlands that happens all the time since you are in an adventure and different level mobs face you
“Wow, that’s some strong armor!”
“What armor? I haven’t even put it on yet.”
This guy had the same amount of faith in his product as the guy who made those huge tires for those huge vehicles in the artic. For those who don't know, those mechines need to be able to not crack ice by distributing force across a large enough area so it doesn't punch through. The guy had so much faith that he let himself get run over by the mechine then stood back up with not a single injury
Yes!! The rollagon!
I tried to find it but couldn't. Got a video link?
Nice ad
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@@pancakemix8213 This video shows a couple people being run over, as well as the tires just going around over random things. I think the black & white one of the guy being run over is the creator, but I'm not positive
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This is gonna skyrocket in the UK for sure
Lmfao
especially in london
@@patriciasordo7023 south
@@patriciasordo7023 nah Birmingham
You mean whole of Europe...
This is definitely the guy who can make the mother of all omelettes.
Can't fret over every eggs, Jack
Or mother of all Biscuits
The comment above this...
@ASTRIEL SHADOW who are you
But wont fret over every egg
now THAT is how you advertise your product
Making the mother of all Kevlar vests here
Can't fret over every knife
@@nerdtuga9180 cant fret over every fiber would be more accurate.
@@mojewjewjew4420 Not when you're purging spider's web? What do you know about it! You never collected spider web, you never used it to replace steel! You don't know what it's like to gather and create something so beautiful and strong from a creature that is a mere insect!
@@maxmanchik Take your meds bozo.
6
Now this man knows how to advertise a product. "Fuck it, if this doesn't work I die right in front of you like an absolute Chad. If it works, you guys get to watch me wheelbarrow out my chrome-plated balls with a giant wad of cash for a good product. Either way I win."
Guy who made the safety feature for elevators did the same thing. Got in a demonstration elevator a good distance up, had them cut the wire holding him up, and the thing dropped a few feet before stopping itself.
I think this same guy also had somebody shoot him with a 9mm while he was wearing it at point blank just to prove his confidence that his vest would stop a bullet.
Id buy anything someone personally tested to that degree, They've earned my money and respect
You understimate the durability of kevlar fabric
Same thing with the guy who invented seatbelts, he broke a few bones testing it on himself, then just made the blueprint public because he said that safety is more important than money
He coulda gone pro if he didn’t join the Navy. He can break the president in two, WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
jojo
Bro I see you everywhere.
haha 😐
@@Oilupimtherein5 Yeah
hi dad
Best thing to buy before visiting the UK
Now Imagine wearing a full armor version of this that covers your whole body but hidden under your really long clothes
Like the "I love it" music video?
"I'm fucking invincible!"
Or put it under your skin like that dude from the Hitman movie
@@karelpgbrthat's just nanomachines
@@omoriperocondrip9130 I'm making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg!
I love how no one is concerned that a guy with a malicious look on his face just walks up to him with a knife.
He's too into it bro... 😂
The other dude wasn't islamic or sucked into blm gang culture. I've never seen a stabbing from a white person here so I wouldn't be concerned myself honestly. Britain has a reputation of knife crime due to these people.
"We didn't hire him.
That was a genuine attempt on my life.
Just to go to show how trustworthy our vests are!"
@@KipsChaos and he has a disability that makes him unable to hit people in the face Lmao
I bet Caesar wished he had this.
28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
Nice reference inside the reference
Detroit Become Human x MGR reference
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Last Fight
lmao
Then afterwards the presenter asks, "So did someone call the cops? I was just attacked by some random dude"
"You should have gone for the head" - Thanos, 2019
it’s better to be the arm ~
Or the under-arm with one of the sharp weapons.
Wasen't infinity war realeased in 2018 tho?
2018
2013
That dude has more confidence in that vest than the average person has in literally anything.
well, he has probably seen stress-tests before or personally assisted in development
And what would you know of the "average person", you internet dwelling permavirgin reject?
More faith than I had in my ex
yeaaaaahhhhh maaannnnnnn litterralllllllyyyyyyy annnnnyyyythiiiing ayyyyyyy
@@dugglebay3483 True but it's not just design it's the quality of manufacture too which can vary if there's not adequate quality control; obviously he's probably gonna make sure the one he has is good - but if someone's repeatedly shanking you full-force, all it takes is a single weakspot to come through and you end up looking like an idiot as you're rushed off-stage.
“And to show you the damage he would’ve taken without the vest, I will now brutalize a member of the audience.”
"And just to show it wasn't a fluke. I do it again."
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It’s finally here
🤣
This feels like it might be personal.
SAVING THE LIVES OF ALL VICTIMS HERE, SON ! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY STAB !
Not when your purging the activity of stabbing what do you know about stabbing your not a thief
@@reggyxt dude, that’s literally Raiden’next speech after Armstrong said the mother of all omelette thing lmfao,so great job,you are missing the joke
@@AiHoshino12f sucks to be me for skipping cutscenes
I'm sorry if you didn't get the joke
@@Quotestoliveby-98 nah, it's clearly my fault for not experiencing the game the way it's supposed to be, gonna replay it eventually
"Who here has repressed childhood trauma"
*five people raise their hand*
"Who here cannot afford a therapist"
*three people raise their hands*
"Who got divorced in the last two years?"
*two people raise their hands*
"Who isn't a kiss-ass and hates my guts"
*Clancy raises his hand*
"Clancy you're on presentation duty, let's go"
"Who owns a set of 5 tools that can pierce n slash me? C'mon Clancy"
@@miguelestevao7768 _raised 5 different tools for the job, weirdly enough with him in the meeting already_
🤣 lmfao
@@Flamme-Sanabi "Clancy, love your moxie, love your tenacity, love your readiness. After this conference I'm giving you a raise and *I'm* getting a restraining order. Let's knock 'em dead, kid."
@@StephenMckeighen Now that's professionalism.
That's nuts. I want that body armor, even if it's not bulletproof. It's protection against physical attacks is outstanding, plus you really can't see it, so the vest must be light and offer good mobility to the wearer.
I want one.
There is also a ballistic version with IIIA+ rating.
Where the hell do you live
@@tindekappa9047 i think he lives in Duisburg Marxloh there is such a vest highly recommended.
@@tindekappa9047 it's not about where I live, it's about being ready for people that don't live where I live.
@@saltysergeant4284 Well where I live there's not many people traveling from some place else to stab people.
This is so well done. The editing. The visual effects! I'm in stitches!
0:30 Spider-man casualy walking away when he realised nothing can hurt this man.
lmao
Bless this man
“WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!”
“Metal Vest, SON!”
That's the craziest power point presentation I've ever see.
"Why won't you die?"
"You can't hurt me Jack. NANOMACHINES SON"
Damn I expected him to say "YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK " What a shame
ruclips.net/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/видео.html
It’s finally here
EVERYTHING HAPPENS...
BUT STILL CHILLS
WHAT A LEGEND
800th like i think
This guy isn’t wearing any armor, he’s just so tough that his muscles can’t be stabbed, sliced, or bludgeoned (by non-magical means).
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It’s finally here
Nanomachines son
Underrated comment
@@tigerindianalongjohnson9096 dude, what the heck is actually wrong with you? Like actually? The conversation had nothing to do with that.
@@tigerindianalongjohnson9096 for future me, if his comment is deleted, he posted a link to a video celebrating pride month ending. “Yeah baby that’s what I’ve been waiting for.” Ugh, just go.
"walks into the dressing room and forgot he didn't put on the vest"
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
*Rips his jacket and shirt off*
"BRITISH PROTECTION VESTS, SON! THEY PROTECT THE USER FROM SHARP WEAPON TRAUMA, YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK!"
I've read that with distinctiv bri'ish Accent
Now character of senator Armstrong is broken for me
"Making the mother of all Beef Wellingtons, Jack! Can't fret over every lamb!"
"but Senator, don't you need a license for that vest!?"
"Oh, for goodness' sake!!"
@@ferdinandroig3460 *loicense
@@ferdinandroig3460 MP* , not senator
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It’s finally here
Literally the power you're younger brother/sister has when they are mad at you.
That's me fighting the demons in my nightmares 😅
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It’s finally here
finally! something I can wear for protection before entering my home after a long day!
Wait entering your home
He lives in Detroit.
Oh Big Smoke chill, chill!
Gotta leave the THOTS alone homi, that vest is expensive
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It’s finally here
This is the absolute greatest thing I've ever seen on youtube
That Guy came in with the energy of a main villain
Thanks
You called?
The fact the other guy didn't pulled up a katana, will always be sad.
He would have Blade moded that guy to death, Blade mode is so broken that it took Armstrong's heart 🥵
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It’s finally here
When RUclips recommends this to you after Googling "best places to visit in London" 💀
Vest places to visit in london
Props to this man not only risking several stabbing, but legit taking multiple impacts to prove his product
You cannot tell me that man was not 100% trying to kill him the entire time just for the vest to say "No"
that man was not trying to kill him
@@GameRexem bruh I thought you cannot tell him
@@GameRexem You broke the only rule.
@@GameRexem they hated him because he told the truth
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Last Fight
Employees inner monologue:
How do they make these meetings more boring every time? I mean it's- fuck. There goes Tom again with the knife. Jeff isn't going to fall for that twice. And here comes the shank... And the short sword. This is just making it go on even longer... Oh! Well, the bat's new."
British humor in a nutshell
Mientras tanto sus estadísticas
+100 armor
+100 armor advanced
_Reducción de daño perforante 90%
_counter 59%
Estadísticas del atacante:
-1 daño
1℅ penetracion de armadura.
_Probabilidad de lesión en la muñeca 70℅
309 velocidad de ataque
No le sabes al revengeance status
El loadout perfecto pa las mujeres en latam
Zzzz
sus
jajajajajajajaja i dont speak pastabox
“ _Sounds of rage while punching_ “
“Nanomachines, son!”
Historically, medieval armor with chainmail has been proven to be virtually immune to slashing and highly resistant or even immune to piercing from knifes and swords. But blunt weapons have been the bane of armor. So I can understand the vest on this video being immune to the stabbing, but how does it protect against the bat? Such blunt force will at least move the person and most mechanisms that protect against piercing often can't diffuse enough energy to do the same for blunt force trauma.
it doesnt, he just takes it
nano machines , they harden in response to physical trauma.
@@abdullahyousef3481 you cant hurt me Jack!
NANOMACHINES, SON
The vest harden in response to physical trauma jack.
He just have 10m power on Vikings.
“WHY WON’T YOU DIE!”
“NANO MACHINES, SON!”
Dang! Metal gear rising, my once favorite game, along time ago everyone hated it for being "not Metal gear", and now here in the future, everyone sees how amazing this game is! Sadly, the story is short, but it was still an amazing game
The story being short is way better than being convoluted
honestly it isnt really a metal gear game, but god damnit is it a fun game
MGR is like Van Gogh, unappreciated during his time but got the recognition it so badly deserved from future generations.
Everyone hated it because it's too repetitive even for a beat them up, the story being nearly non existent and having no good characters outside of the memes.
@@TheLakabanzaichrgI love the fact that you are incorrect in every sense of the word
That is some true confidence in your product.
This is why Thanos says you should have gone for the head
Raiden wouldn't need Ripper mode if he used that vest against Monsoon
They harden in response to emotional trauma
“Nice knife!”
“What!?!”
Plot twist: The man was genuinely trying to kill him.
It would only take a few stabs for someone to realize you're wearing armor, but most knife attackers really do just go straight for the torso stabs at least at first, and when their first stabs in that area fail to penetrate this armor, that would buy you valuable time to counter them or help you escape during the time when they're thrown off their game and confused...
... Jack
Also your head is hard to hit with a knife because it moves, the neck is a small target, and you can take slashes to the limbs without it being life threatening, so really the chest is the most dangerous place to be attacked anyways
This is almost perfect, just miss the buttons smashing interface.
But is a good meme what we have here. Exquisite.
just imagine he forgot to tell his partner that he's not wearing the vest yet o.O
he wasn't
18 years of frustration, anger towards the CEO shown in one video.
А мужик всё равно хорош, во век не поверю, что импульс от ударного оружия весь передавался жилету.
Наномашины сынок
It's not about how much it absorbs, it's about the fact that you dont have a knife hole in your gut.
@@ryla22 he is talking right about it. If this jacket doesn't absorbs all the impulse, this action was pretty painful, so this man is pretty chad
@@supramur I forgot about the baseball bat tbh.
Yeah the baseball bat at the end was the most impressive part to me, bet that thing is stiff and uncomfortable af tho
That moment when you live out all your fantasies IRL. Who needs stress rooms? Just have them wear the armor and go to town
- Почему ты не умираешь!?
- Бронижелет, сынок
И контрольный в тыкву😅
Теперь ему просто нужен головной убор
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It’s finally here
That'll make a pretty good ad
Employee testing armor: *shoots the armor*
Friend: *shoots wherever the armor isn't*