I didn't forget, it's just that Numberer1 got HOT taken down because he had blurred Moana rule 34 joke for a few frames at the end. I'm sorry cringelord, I wasn't brave enough. I put you and myself through that for nothing. Maybe I'll work up the nerve and have Joseph see it through the keyhole, or make a spirit photo of it, or have Jotaro tape it up upon seeing the picture
In the spanish Jojo community we say "Sordo Chino Salame" or "Gordo Chino Salame" Translated it'd be "Deaf Chinese Salami" or "Fat Chinese Salami" It's a curious fact
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 1: The Phantom Menace JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 2: Attack of the Stones JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 3: Revenge of the DIO JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 4: A New Hand JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 5: Mafia Strikes Back JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 6: Return of the Jotaro JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 7: The Horse Awakens JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 8: The last Fruit JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 9: Rise of The New Part
Bagel Ninja Kars could have stopped it with his bone blade. Just poke him in the heart as he’s coming close and he’s successfully kept more than an arm’s length away
Jack, honestly I don’t think you get as much recognition for the masterful way that edit and make references. The way that you’re able to make these jokes is incredible. You are seriously a genius and have an amazing sense of humor and skill at decisive referencing. You’re awesome dude
1:36 That's doubly funny because Jonathan is basically Kenshiro, in fact, Phantom Blood is basically Fist of the North Star + Castlevania. So if you really wanted to break it down, Jonathan Joestar is basically Kenshiro Belmont
@@agentfreshdasquid3568 Uh, No, DIO's Dracula, *GIORNO'S* The Alucard... In Character, Not In Vampirism, Since Giorno Is Human, Despite His Blood Father *BEING A FOCKING UNDEAD!!!*
@@BardockSkywalker he was using the not vampire johnathan body to produce giorno There was more johnathan blood than dio Also johnathan was a hamon user making it harder for him become a full vampire again
Jesseinator1000 Gaming and More while I won't make a video on it, either time stamp what you want in a reply or show up next livestream whenever that is and I'll go over the whole video
"I - I'm gonna turn myself in!" "Really?" "No." *stab* "I - I don't know what I expected. . ." Second best, second only to the one outlined in my previous comment.
@@hyperinsomniaparacondrioid Aren't all poops great? Wouldn't the worst poop be the one where you dont actually poop? Therefore being a non-poop event? Hardly great. Any successful poop, should be celebrated. Truly one of life's treasures. They're great. poop
The Chinese robot broke down even before it could reach the cleanup site. The Americans cheered as their robot performed its task in the highly irradiated cleanup zone, but it too broke down in only 8 minutes. The German robot, with its superior German engineering managed to perform its task for a full 20 minutes before finally succumbing to the immense heat and radiation.
If even one drop of that Veino goes to waste: I M M A F U C K I N G K I L L Y O U! (Whats funny is that the same type of whine spilt in part 2 aswell xD)
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Dio: "I have the high ground!"
Jonathan: "...from a certain point of view."
Speedwagon: "That's not how high ground works."
699
lol
*100 years later*
Dio:I have the hight ground!
Polnareff: *don't care* **goes up to try and kill Dio and goes 2 steps back** *NANI!?!?*
Dio when he turns into a vampire: Bullets wont work, Jonathan.
Gorefield dat you
@@nukeboy7159 I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS! A PIPING HOT LASAGNA!!
"Thankfully as I am now a vampire, I am immune to gunshots, so all that did was annoy me really"
TOMMY GUN OVERDRIVE
*I must consume, Jonathan.*
The real reason JoJo died: he spilled the wine.
Pretty much
He died cause he did'n pass the butter yare Yare daze
Absolute slob
No dignity
Yea
4:11 “must my last sight be this damned sunrise?”
*no*
“Why?”
*the Sun is a deadly laser*
“Oh ok”
Not anymore there’s a blanket
@@Manowar458 why did you continue it knowing
yes
Evaporates into dust
"Uncanny in crossing his arms he protecc but he also attacc" -Speedwagon
Speedweed*
@@johnnyjoestar9504 XD
I don't recall saying this.
Even Speedwagon is impressed!
This must be the work of a RUclipsr's editing skill.
NANI?!
The RUclipsr's editing skill is a stand!
IT’S AN ENEMY STAND!
@ProtakuEmmie lmao
@@datsimplenope probably not
Dude you made me cry with the “Why Can’t We Be Friends” thing… I just wished for Jonathan and Dio to live well together
10:52 Uncanny!
In crossing his arms, he *protecc* but he also *attacc*
1:47 there is someone inside the mouth of the guy that is behind Jonathan
That's vanilla ice, is this how king crimson works
Holy shit! nice eye!
KONO DIO DA!!!
Mega is right that’s vanilla ice
「ＣＲＥＡＭ」
when ever dio goes WRRRRRYYYY I feel like he’s saying NAAANNNIIIII
The Phantom Menacing: 1M views
Starduck Crusaders: 3M views
*Part skipping confirmed*
Disclaimer: This is not my original comment
Team Fortress 2 reference buttons
3:28 (demo laugh)
4:49 (clip)
5:19 (ded )
8:01 (heavy "good idea")
11:37 (spy head from M.T.M. "kill me")
I think he likes tf2.
Yes TF2 is good
Daniel has his profile as a heavy w/ jotaros hat
3:29 if I weren’t a good vampire I wouldn’t be sittin here talking to you about now would i?
1:20 The legendary Jojo Family Technique! Passed down from jo to jo for jojenerations.
That was the best JoJo ytp I've seen so far.
12:58 was to perfect🤣
1:20 The Secret Technique Of The Joestars Was Invented For Me
1:29 The Zombie assassin Dio sent back in time
3:28
*『LIVER FAILURE: SKRUMPEH DELUXE』*
CYCLOPS REQUIEM
@@ruphite9521
STICKY RAINNNNNN!
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
Foolish demoman! Your power is useless compared to the power of [ E T E R N A L
R E W A R D ]
STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB
@@ruphite9521
YOU HAVEN'T MET MY STAND'S TRUE POWER!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC!
[THE MEDIC] ACTIVATES HIS THIRD UBERCHARGE,
[ Q U I C K F I X ]
The Mario Odyssey thing was absolute art
This have been the best 14 minutes of my life
Now that is a lot of damage 5:06
King Crimson
This Is Part 1,Not Part 5
Why You Already Appear
Think about it. It's King Crimson
It's how king crimson works
Is that a JoJo reference at 6:21?
If you look very closely you'll find a few more
1:46 is that... Vanilla Ice in his mouth...?
Holy fucking shit it is
Yuh
Probably not
Speedwagon be like: Get away from the window *pushes him to the window*
Speedwagon wasn't scared he was just setting the scene
2:15 Okoyasu is immortal
When the ytp has more minutes than phantom blood has episodes
jeez I didnt know that after his defeat jack went on to make youtube videos 200 years later
The Star Wars memes in this make it even better
1:21 Joseph is a time traveller
It turns out I sent you JoJo on Dio hentai for you to just forget the joke. I’m going to hell for nothing.
I didn't forget, it's just that Numberer1 got HOT taken down because he had blurred Moana rule 34 joke for a few frames at the end. I'm sorry cringelord, I wasn't brave enough. I put you and myself through that for nothing. Maybe I'll work up the nerve and have Joseph see it through the keyhole, or make a spirit photo of it, or have Jotaro tape it up upon seeing the picture
Jack Duripper all three of those are great ideas
RIP
He knew how King Crimson worked before the anime came out
RUclipsrs: *trys to make a video*
RUclips: *King Copyright Activated*
This series is the funniest shit i have ever seen holy shittt
Jonathan's Freakish Experience: Hallucination Frightening
Speedwwgon is never afraid,
He never died or falls,
He always will be best waifu
He will always have my heart as #1
You expected a meme. But it was I, DI-YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
I love how u edited the manga panels in sono chi no sadame-
This is why humans are still existing
That left for dead one made my nostrils sound like jet engines
In the beginning for Sono chi no Sadame I turn my headphones up all the way for the final JOJO. My goodness did I not expect the earrape part.
This is the ending that we always wanted.
I’m like fucken crying my eyes out dude it’s so sad
I love the ora ora ora ora ora ora part
It took me too long to realize that the thumbnail is a reference to the manga.
God damn it now when jonathan says "read it" I can only hear and think of "Reddit" 😂
That intro tho
woman:Ahhhhh
Guy: *SHUT SUP IM TRYING TO M###**#R** B**#IT** UP HERE*
the goddamn hunter from l4d left me in tears
this is ultimate, it has a star wars like title and a transformers reference
0:34 this is how Americans say welcome to school.
Yess the best part of the intro was still there!
1:20 was when the secret technique was created
Uncanny! By crossing his arms like that
he protec
But he also attac!
You fool surprise cross split attack
I now want a serial killer documentary where Anakin Skywalker tell me it wasn't just the men and the women.
Imagine Jonathan being in the backgrounds of every episode, and he stares in disbelief watching the Mariah fight
I would pay for that
He would be horribly disgusted with joseph because of josuke's existence
Lol would you think he be more disappointed at Dio stealing his body or......Dio having a son with his body
Eric Fisher probably a bit of both, but mainly a son
That's Speedwagon's job
not just the menacing, but the womenacing and the childrenacing too
NICEU NICEU, VERY NICEU REQUIEM-CHAN
o h. o k. t h a n k
100th like
& the racing
he has epitaph
When Jack the ripper comes out of the horse it represents Jack Durriper coming out of hell to give us words of wisdom
let it be...
*Yes Yes Yes
Gud
Are you a philosopher
Edit: after 2 years I have changed the “an” to a “a”
ok
In the spanish Jojo community we say
"Sordo Chino Salame"
or
"Gordo Chino Salame"
Translated it'd be
"Deaf Chinese Salami"
or
"Fat Chinese Salami"
It's a curious fact
what about:
giorno pissed on salami
k
Alrighty then this exists
Cats can only have a little salami
no amigo xD es verdad
DUDE. I just realized that William Zeppelli taught the first jojo how to think like a jojo. And How to fight like a jojo.
U wot m8. Jonathan nigerundayo'd the shit out of Dio before meeting Zeppelli.
Truly in jojo blood
Thịnh Tấn Phạm "dropped"
judging based on how Johnathan fights Dio (before he becomes a vampire as a kid) no he just taught him hamon
7:03 William Zeppelli enchanted Jonathan’s arm with mending 1
Johnathan has WW2 flashbacks
But... does that mean he's seeing the future?
based on the guns, it was actually vietnam
That raises even more questions.can he see his death too?
Thats how king crimson works
But that’s not how Jonathan works
@@mikotoba707 *HE CAN SEE DA FUTUREEEEEE*
So THAT'S how King Crimson works
King Crimson's power is to provide convenient transitions when you run out of good jokes for a scene
King crimson ability meme is"That is how mafia works" before it was.cool
Its not how it works
@@ishigamiryu5689 no that's tot- works you stupid twit
@@somethingsomewhat8860 you know if that's how it works you're supposed to write the whole comment without knowing you wrote it
5:20 to 5:22 "Damn it there ain't doctor on earth who can fix that."
*Crazy diamond peeks inside the window*
*sad Crazy Diamond*
Well he isn’t a doctor
@@dinobro6851 potentially his User will be a doctor.
YOU UTTER FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF GERMAN SCIENCE YET
lol
"I don't know. How many wangs have you blown in your life time?" - Brio Dando, 1888.
BRIO!
@@bubudu-gamer DODO!
Spangbab
@@bubudu-gamer mai bren brok
that actually sounds more like something dio would say compared to what he canonically said
SpeedWagon's razor hat was so cool, I wish he used it more
Hamon razer hat
It was though
Me too
What if it was passed on to me
But we here at jojo steal from the dead
"You're a poisoner Dio Brando!"
"Gah! I'm the poisoner! Oh I should have known! I've gotta turn myself in!"
"Really?"
"No"
*Shanks Jonathan's father*
This is a great summary.
"I don't know what I expected."
No shit
popplethefalafel “HAHA, I have a very powerful!”
fr tho, that was the best part of the video lmao im still laughing at it
"Stop with this rerorerorero thing!"
"It's getting on my nerves!"
"Daga Kotowaru."
"RELOLOLOLOLO"
*reroes in dio*
*NOW BACK TO THE SHOOSH*
Pelolololopepelololo im coming in polnareffu
Even Speedwagon is afraid!
lol
this is the best jojo ytp i've seen in my life, great job.
is it still? to me it is
Missed oppurtunity to say:
Great *JOJOb*
3:58 Why sipp when you can... *_S U C C_*
Probably the strongest earrape i've ever heard
and the best
the strongest earrape i heard was the loud "JOJO"
XD
Now meme man is on heaven
not same
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 2: Attack of the Stones
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 3: Revenge of the DIO
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 4: A New Hand
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 5: Mafia Strikes Back
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 6: Return of the Jotaro
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 7: The Horse Awakens
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 8: The last Fruit
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 9: Rise of The New Part
Is that a starwars reference
@@shibuinu1172 No there is only Jojo references.
Hmm
*looks at part 9* wait a minute thats illegal
I love how Phantom blood actually has 9 ep
"Stop with this RERO RERO RERO RERO thing!"
"But I refuse."
Daga kotowaru
re
ro
Jojo dodged thunder split attack, not thunder CROSS split attack
ptrick14 and Dio stopped it not escaped it.
Bagel Ninja Kars could have stopped it with his bone blade. Just poke him in the heart as he’s coming close and he’s successfully kept more than an arm’s length away
Aaron Landry you do realize that we're not being serious right?
Bagel Ninja Me: *derpy Perfect Kars face*
Aaron Landry no. It’s undodgable even to the ultimate life form
Using unrelated Jojokes in a JoJo YTP?
You sir, are a visionary.
6:00
*with captions*:”I should do freaking Speedwagon!”
For once auto captions, I couldn’t agree more.
*snaps fingers* NIIIIIIIIIICCCEE
Speedwagon best waifu, it’s sad he was reduced to the guy who commentates for fights after he got his one fight with Jonathan.
same
Jack, honestly I don’t think you get as much recognition for the masterful way that edit and make references. The way that you’re able to make these jokes is incredible. You are seriously a genius and have an amazing sense of humor and skill at decisive referencing. You’re awesome dude
100th like currently from me
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“BY DOING THIS HE DOES NOT ONLY PROTECC BUT HE ALSO ATTACC”
10:53
But he also got frozen in the bacc
“In crossing his arms he protecc but he also attacc”
lol
6:55 "Chews in Japanese"
Chew
What the fuck
In this chain is where we see a Japanese chew and an Italian "what the fuck"
What a beautiful Duwang
Chew
Dio shouldn’t have gotten too aHEAD of himself on that cruise ship
Ooooooooof Chief.
I cannot STAND your puns.
"If even one drop of that vino goes to waste-"
The trilogy:
8:23
12:28
13:48
Thank you so much I needed this
@@octothehedgehog8717 No problem, It's only a miracle we can even witness such greatness to begin with.
I need to know where the sound effect afterwards comes from. (Literally me at a certain guy with magenta hair that wears a hat)
5:45 Normal viewers when they keep seeing licks too many times in JoJo.
talking to araki
lol
1:36 That's doubly funny because Jonathan is basically Kenshiro, in fact, Phantom Blood is basically Fist of the North Star + Castlevania. So if you really wanted to break it down, Jonathan Joestar is basically Kenshiro Belmont
Except Kenshiro has Jotaro's nature
And dio is alucard but he's nothing like alucard but they're both blonde british vampires so that's the only thing they have in common
Kenshiro Best Belmont
@@agentfreshdasquid3568 Uh, No, DIO's Dracula, *GIORNO'S* The Alucard... In Character, Not In Vampirism, Since Giorno Is Human, Despite His Blood Father *BEING A FOCKING UNDEAD!!!*
@@BardockSkywalker he was using the not vampire johnathan body to produce giorno
There was more johnathan blood than dio
Also johnathan was a hamon user making it harder for him become a full vampire again
1:56
Has WW1/2 Flashbacks when he lives in the era when horse pulled carriages are transportation.
*"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!"*
That’s the power of Jonathan’s real Stand,Epitaph Requiem.
That was a 'Nam flash back, unless they used M16s in the Great War.
that was vietnam
If he knew when he Died, all it matter to him is to continue the JoJo Bloodlines. So he refused to Die until his Kid are born.
Fun fact: if you haven’t seen JoJo’s Bizzarre adventure this video is confusing as hell.
you liar, that fact isn't fun
SmashLiXs it is for some :)
and thats why ima send this vid to my friend
it's still confusing if u do
Fun Fact: Fun Facts usually aren't fun
"-Dio!
-JoJo!
-DIOOOOOOOOOOO!
-JOJOOOOOOOOOO!
-... SpongeBob!"
WHAT?? HE DIDN'T INCLUDE DIOS "GOODBYE JOJO" IM CALLING THE JOJOKES POLICE
JoJo: Are You Really Going To Turn Yourself In?
Dio: No.
*SNEAK 100* *SKILLS BY 🅱️IO 🅱️ANDO*
Shanks his Dad.
Sneak 100 Speech 100
🅱️io 🅱️ran🅱️o
☯️:Hamon Breathing
☮:Relax
♋:SUNLIGHT OVERDRIVE
⚛:ZOOM PUNCH
♐:SCARLET OVERDRIVE
🔯:Hamon Ripple
Edit:These are the symbols of the hamon art!
🅱️ℹ️🅾️ 🅱️®️🅰️🆖🅾️
Someone should make a video explaining every joke within this.
Jesseinator1000 Gaming and More while I won't make a video on it, either time stamp what you want in a reply or show up next livestream whenever that is and I'll go over the whole video
Jack Duripper nah, it's fine. I just meant for people who aren't really on the Internet a whole lot. I got enough of the jokes for it to be hilarious.
Hey guys Peter Griffin from the hit American TV show Family Guy here to explain the joke
U mean jojoke
@@juicyjuustar121 Fuck I got all of the jokes, I need a life.
"I - I'm gonna turn myself in!"
"Really?"
"No." *stab*
"I - I don't know what I expected. . ."
Second best, second only to the one outlined in my previous comment.
*"sono cheeto sodomy"*
It gets me laughing every time
0:58
o k
4:14 *N O T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R*
Ummmmmmmmm U sPeLt LaZeR wRoNg IdIoT
@big pp wElL aCtUaLlY iT iS sPeLlEd “LaSeR”
Not anymore theres a blanket
oh ok.
If even one drop of my monetization goes to SME...
Great poop btw, even though I never watched Jojo it's still amazing :3
SunsetLegion *insert generic enthusiastic recommendation*
You suck for not having watched it.
"Great poop btw" and other phrases out of context
@@hyperinsomniaparacondrioid Aren't all poops great? Wouldn't the worst poop be the one where you dont actually poop? Therefore being a non-poop event? Hardly great. Any successful poop, should be celebrated. Truly one of life's treasures. They're great.
poop
@@РоманГогешвили did the guy at the beginning seriously say I'm trying to masturbate up here
8:10 " *Zeppeli* , _YOU DUMBASS_ " -speedwagon
The Chinese robot broke down even before it could reach the cleanup site.
The Americans cheered as their robot performed its task in the highly irradiated cleanup zone, but it too broke down in only 8 minutes.
The German robot, with its superior German engineering managed to perform its task for a full 20 minutes before finally succumbing to the immense heat and radiation.
Chernobyl
German science is the world’s finest
Zeppeli:How many have you killed?
Dio:How many wangs have you blown?
Zeppeli:0_o
If even one drop of that Veino goes to waste:
I M M A F U C K I N G K I L L Y O U!
(Whats funny is that the same type of whine spilt in part 2 aswell xD)
"If EveN OnE DRoP Of THAt VEinO GOeS To WAsTe... SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!" -Will Zappeli 1889
@@Jefferu_Nintendomoto but his family is already dead
@@theloweffortchannel7211 his family is OMAE WA, MOU SHINDERU
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku nAnI?!?!
In part 5 too, when narancia knocked out the billioner
I don’t remember Some if these...
*mr. jack duripper over here made some edits*
5:45 something a jojo fan would never say
yep
I feel like a proud parent since I watched the stream of you making this
Stand proud
You watched the bloody stream, now stand proud and have a great day
Somehow you made Jojo’s dub better than the original. This video alone earned my subscription
the dub was already good though
SmashLiXs the dub for jojo is god awful
@@floppaquest4916 only a loser would say that
You were expecting a name, but it was me, DIO! No
@@420skill3 you mean i, dio