In the spanish Jojo community we say "Sordo Chino Salame" or "Gordo Chino Salame" Translated it'd be "Deaf Chinese Salami" or "Fat Chinese Salami" It's a curious fact
Jack, honestly I don’t think you get as much recognition for the masterful way that edit and make references. The way that you’re able to make these jokes is incredible. You are seriously a genius and have an amazing sense of humor and skill at decisive referencing. You’re awesome dude
Bagel Ninja Kars could have stopped it with his bone blade. Just poke him in the heart as he’s coming close and he’s successfully kept more than an arm’s length away
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 1: The Phantom Menace JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 2: Attack of the Stones JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 3: Revenge of the DIO JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 4: A New Hand JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 5: Mafia Strikes Back JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 6: Return of the Jotaro JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 7: The Horse Awakens JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 8: The last Fruit JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 9: Rise of The New Part
1:36 That's doubly funny because Jonathan is basically Kenshiro, in fact, Phantom Blood is basically Fist of the North Star + Castlevania. So if you really wanted to break it down, Jonathan Joestar is basically Kenshiro Belmont
@@agentfreshdasquid3568 Uh, No, DIO's Dracula, *GIORNO'S* The Alucard... In Character, Not In Vampirism, Since Giorno Is Human, Despite His Blood Father *BEING A FOCKING UNDEAD!!!*
@@BardockSkywalker he was using the not vampire johnathan body to produce giorno There was more johnathan blood than dio Also johnathan was a hamon user making it harder for him become a full vampire again
Jesseinator1000 Gaming and More while I won't make a video on it, either time stamp what you want in a reply or show up next livestream whenever that is and I'll go over the whole video
"I - I'm gonna turn myself in!" "Really?" "No." *stab* "I - I don't know what I expected. . ." Second best, second only to the one outlined in my previous comment.
1:36 Fun fact: Stand crys are actually a reference to fist of the north star, which is one of jojos main insparations. Its also the reason everybody in part 1,2,3 and 4 are so ripped
If even one drop of that Veino goes to waste: I M M A F U C K I N G K I L L Y O U! (Whats funny is that the same type of whine spilt in part 2 aswell xD)
you know i've been thinking that if he has no body then he has no d**k as well there for in that short moment he is no longer male someone kill me and end my suffering
@@CaptJDavixx OH GOSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA DIE MORE!!!!!!!!! but wait if its Jonathans d**k doesn't that mean every girl Dio screws with means that Jonathan is technically cheating on Erina
@@tetronadionoxide5275 technically yes he is but not by Jonathan's own will it's Dio's will so it's basically like rape for Jonathan and consent for Dio
@@hyperinsomniaparacondrioid Aren't all poops great? Wouldn't the worst poop be the one where you dont actually poop? Therefore being a non-poop event? Hardly great. Any successful poop, should be celebrated. Truly one of life's treasures. They're great. poop
The Chinese robot broke down even before it could reach the cleanup site. The Americans cheered as their robot performed its task in the highly irradiated cleanup zone, but it too broke down in only 8 minutes. The German robot, with its superior German engineering managed to perform its task for a full 20 minutes before finally succumbing to the immense heat and radiation.
This YTP was worth the wait, I had a lot of fun watching your streams on making this YTP. I even learnt a few editing tricks from you (like the freezeframe thing, I used to just save the frames to the computer instead of freezing the frames), thank you.
2:14 OI Josuke! I time travelled back to 1889 and interviewed a guy called dio! NANI? He was the one who almost killed MR Joestar? I must erase him! With ZA HANDO
0:19 Every Jojo meme in existence.... This shot here is a true work of art and a national treasure! 1:20 And that's how Joseph learned the secret technique! It was inherited from his grandfather!
The amount of references you put in these is astounding. I had forgotten about the "The sun is a deadly laser". Thank you fot reminding me of that channel.
still absolutely loved how Dio always loved and respected Jonathan, even at the end. Going so far as to be angered when someone berated Jonathan, and chose to have Jonathan's body specifically. Simply because of his respect for Jonathan as a person, and love for the brother he grew up with. There's nothing better than a story that shows that evil isn't 'just' evil :)
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The real reason JoJo died: he spilled the wine.
Pretty much
He died cause he did'n pass the butter yare Yare daze
Absolute slob
No dignity
Yea
not just the menacing, but the womenacing and the childrenacing too
NICEU NICEU, VERY NICEU REQUIEM-CHAN
o h. o k. t h a n k
100th like
& the racing
he has epitaph
DUDE. I just realized that William Zeppelli taught the first jojo how to think like a jojo. And How to fight like a jojo.
U wot m8. Jonathan nigerundayo'd the shit out of Dio before meeting Zeppelli.
Truly in jojo blood
Thịnh Tấn Phạm "dropped"
judging based on how Johnathan fights Dio (before he becomes a vampire as a kid) no he just taught him hamon
7:03 William Zeppelli enchanted Jonathan’s arm with mending 1
Imagine Jonathan being in the backgrounds of every episode, and he stares in disbelief watching the Mariah fight
I would pay for that
He would be horribly disgusted with joseph because of josuke's existence
Lol would you think he be more disappointed at Dio stealing his body or......Dio having a son with his body
Eric Fisher probably a bit of both, but mainly a son
That's Speedwagon's job
5:20 to 5:22 "Damn it there ain't doctor on earth who can fix that."
*Crazy diamond peeks inside the window*
*sad Crazy Diamond*
Well he isn’t a doctor
@@dinobro6851 potentially his User will be a doctor.
YOU UTTER FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF GERMAN SCIENCE YET
lol
Johnathan has WW2 flashbacks
But... does that mean he's seeing the future?
based on the guns, it was actually vietnam
That raises even more questions.can he see his death too?
Thats how king crimson works
But that’s not how Jonathan works
@@mysme707 *HE CAN SEE DA FUTUREEEEEE*
"I don't know. How many wangs have you blown in your life time?" - Brio Dando, 1888.
BRIO!
@@bubudu-gamer DODO!
Spangbab
@@bubudu-gamer mai bren brok
that actually sounds more like something dio would say compared to what he canonically said
When Jack the ripper comes out of the horse it represents Jack Durriper coming out of hell to give us words of wisdom
let it be...
*Yes Yes Yes
Gud
Are you a philosopher
Edit: after 2 years I have changed the “an” to a “a”
ok
Dio when he turns into a vampire: Bullets wont work, Jonathan.
Gorefield dat you
@@nukeboy7159 I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS! A PIPING HOT LASAGNA!!
"Thankfully as I am now a vampire, I am immune to gunshots, so all that did was annoy me really"
TOMMY GUN OVERDRIVE
*I must consume, Jonathan.*
In the spanish Jojo community we say
"Sordo Chino Salame"
or
"Gordo Chino Salame"
Translated it'd be
"Deaf Chinese Salami"
or
"Fat Chinese Salami"
It's a curious fact
what about:
giorno pissed on salami
k
Alrighty then this exists
Cats can only have a little salami
no amigo xD es verdad
So THAT'S how King Crimson works
King Crimson's power is to provide convenient transitions when you run out of good jokes for a scene
King crimson ability meme is"That is how mafia works" before it was.cool
Its not how it works
@@ishigamiryu5689 no that's tot- works you stupid twit
@@somethingsomewhat8860 you know if that's how it works you're supposed to write the whole comment without knowing you wrote it
Dio: "I have the high ground!"
Jonathan: "...from a certain point of view."
Speedwagon: "That's not how high ground works."
699
lol
*100 years later*
Dio:I have the hight ground!
Polnareff: *don't care* **goes up to try and kill Dio and goes 2 steps back** *NANI!?!?*
"You're a poisoner Dio Brando!"
"Gah! I'm the poisoner! Oh I should have known! I've gotta turn myself in!"
"Really?"
"No"
*Shanks Jonathan's father*
This is a great summary.
"I don't know what I expected."
No shit
popplethefalafel “HAHA, I have a very powerful!”
fr tho, that was the best part of the video lmao im still laughing at it
"Stop with this RERO RERO RERO RERO thing!"
"But I refuse."
Daga kotowaru
re
ro
4:11 “must my last sight be this damned sunrise?”
*no*
“Why?”
*the Sun is a deadly laser*
“Oh ok”
Not anymore there’s a blanket
@@Manowar458 why did you continue it knowing
yes
Evaporates into dust
SpeedWagon's razor hat was so cool, I wish he used it more
Hamon razer hat
It was though
Me too
What if it was passed on to me
But we here at jojo steal from the dead
3:58 Why sipp when you can... *_S U C C_*
Probably the strongest earrape i've ever heard
and the best
the strongest earrape i heard was the loud "JOJO"
XD
Now meme man is on heaven
not same
"Uncanny in crossing his arms he protecc but he also attacc" -Speedwagon
Speedweed*
@@johnnyjoestar9504 XD
I don't recall saying this.
Even Speedwagon is impressed!
"Stop with this rerorerorero thing!"
"It's getting on my nerves!"
"Daga Kotowaru."
"RELOLOLOLOLO"
*NOW BACK TO THE SHOOSH*
Pelolololopepelololo im coming in polnareffu
Even Speedwagon is afraid!
lol
Jack, honestly I don’t think you get as much recognition for the masterful way that edit and make references. The way that you’re able to make these jokes is incredible. You are seriously a genius and have an amazing sense of humor and skill at decisive referencing. You’re awesome dude
100th like currently from me
t
this is the best jojo ytp i've seen in my life, great job.
is it still? to me it is
Missed oppurtunity to say:
Great *JOJOb*
6:00
*with captions*:”I should do freaking Speedwagon!”
For once auto captions, I couldn’t agree more.
*snaps fingers* NIIIIIIIIIICCCEE
Speedwagon best waifu, it’s sad he was reduced to the guy who commentates for fights after he got his one fight with Jonathan.
same
This must be the work of a RUclipsr's editing skill.
NANI?!
The RUclipsr's editing skill is a stand!
IT’S AN ENEMY STAND!
@ProtakuEmmie lmao
@@datsimplenope probably not
“BY DOING THIS HE DOES NOT ONLY PROTECC BUT HE ALSO ATTACC”
10:53
But he also got frozen in the bacc
“In crossing his arms he protecc but he also attacc”
lol
Dude you made me cry with the “Why Can’t We Be Friends” thing… I just wished for Jonathan and Dio to live well together
6:55 "Chews in Japanese"
Chew
What the fuck
In this chain is where we see a Japanese chew and an Italian "what the fuck"
What a beautiful Duwang
Chew
Using unrelated Jojokes in a JoJo YTP?
You sir, are a visionary.
Dio shouldn’t have gotten too aHEAD of himself on that cruise ship
Ooooooooof Chief.
I cannot STAND your puns.
10:52 Uncanny!
In crossing his arms, he *protecc* but he also *attacc*
*"sono cheeto sodomy"*
It gets me laughing every time
0:58
o k
1:56
Has WW1/2 Flashbacks when he lives in the era when horse pulled carriages are transportation.
*"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!"*
That’s the power of Jonathan’s real Stand,Epitaph Requiem.
That was a 'Nam flash back, unless they used M16s in the Great War.
that was vietnam
If he knew when he Died, all it matter to him is to continue the JoJo Bloodlines. So he refused to Die until his Kid are born.
Jojo dodged thunder split attack, not thunder CROSS split attack
ptrick14 and Dio stopped it not escaped it.
Bagel Ninja Kars could have stopped it with his bone blade. Just poke him in the heart as he’s coming close and he’s successfully kept more than an arm’s length away
Aaron Landry you do realize that we're not being serious right?
Bagel Ninja Me: *derpy Perfect Kars face*
Aaron Landry no. It’s undodgable even to the ultimate life form
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 2: Attack of the Stones
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 3: Revenge of the DIO
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 4: A New Hand
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 5: Mafia Strikes Back
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 6: Return of the Jotaro
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 7: The Horse Awakens
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 8: The last Fruit
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Episode 9: Rise of The New Part
Is that a starwars reference
@@shibuinu1172 No there is only Jojo references.
Hmm
*looks at part 9* wait a minute thats illegal
I love how Phantom blood actually has 9 ep
5:45 Normal viewers when they keep seeing licks too many times in JoJo.
talking to araki
lol
"-Dio!
-JoJo!
-DIOOOOOOOOOOO!
-JOJOOOOOOOOOO!
-... SpongeBob!"
1:36 That's doubly funny because Jonathan is basically Kenshiro, in fact, Phantom Blood is basically Fist of the North Star + Castlevania. So if you really wanted to break it down, Jonathan Joestar is basically Kenshiro Belmont
Except Kenshiro has Jotaro's nature
And dio is alucard but he's nothing like alucard but they're both blonde british vampires so that's the only thing they have in common
Kenshiro Best Belmont
@@agentfreshdasquid3568 Uh, No, DIO's Dracula, *GIORNO'S* The Alucard... In Character, Not In Vampirism, Since Giorno Is Human, Despite His Blood Father *BEING A FOCKING UNDEAD!!!*
@@BardockSkywalker he was using the not vampire johnathan body to produce giorno
There was more johnathan blood than dio
Also johnathan was a hamon user making it harder for him become a full vampire again
Zeppeli:How many have you killed?
Dio:How many wangs have you blown?
Zeppeli:0_o
4:14 *N O T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R*
Ummmmmmmmm U sPeLt LaZeR wRoNg IdIoT
@big pp wElL aCtUaLlY iT iS sPeLlEd “LaSeR”
Not anymore theres a blanket
oh ok.
8:10 " *Zeppeli* , _YOU DUMBASS_ " -speedwagon
1:47 there is someone inside the mouth of the guy that is behind Jonathan
That's vanilla ice, is this how king crimson works
Holy shit! nice eye!
KONO DIO DA!!!
Mega is right that’s vanilla ice
「ＣＲＥＡＭ」
"If even one drop of that vino goes to waste-"
The trilogy:
8:23
12:28
13:48
Thank you so much I needed this
@@octothehedgehog8717 No problem, It's only a miracle we can even witness such greatness to begin with.
I need to know where the sound effect afterwards comes from. (Literally me at a certain guy with magenta hair that wears a hat)
Someone should make a video explaining every joke within this.
Jesseinator1000 Gaming and More while I won't make a video on it, either time stamp what you want in a reply or show up next livestream whenever that is and I'll go over the whole video
Jack Duripper nah, it's fine. I just meant for people who aren't really on the Internet a whole lot. I got enough of the jokes for it to be hilarious.
Hey guys Peter Griffin from the hit American TV show Family Guy here to explain the joke
U mean jojoke
@@juicyjuustar121 Fuck I got all of the jokes, I need a life.
JoJo: Are You Really Going To Turn Yourself In?
Dio: No.
*SNEAK 100* *SKILLS BY 🅱️IO 🅱️ANDO*
Shanks his Dad.
Sneak 100 Speech 100
🅱️io 🅱️ran🅱️o
☯️:Hamon Breathing
☮:Relax
♋:SUNLIGHT OVERDRIVE
⚛:ZOOM PUNCH
♐:SCARLET OVERDRIVE
🔯:Hamon Ripple
Edit:These are the symbols of the hamon art!
🅱️ℹ️🅾️ 🅱️®️🅰️🆖🅾️
10:42
Dio: WRYYYYYY *blocks a kick*
Dira: YOU FELL FOR IT, DIDN'T YA?!?
THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
11:54
Dio is doing the Kakyoin challenge
5:45 something a jojo fan would never say
yep
I feel like a proud parent since I watched the stream of you making this
Stand proud
You watched the bloody stream, now stand proud and have a great day
"I - I'm gonna turn myself in!"
"Really?"
"No." *stab*
"I - I don't know what I expected. . ."
Second best, second only to the one outlined in my previous comment.
9:13 he used Popularmmos’s smash that like button officially making him a Jojo reference.
OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST NOTICED THAT
yes, yes, yes, yes!
YIS!
1:36
Fun fact: Stand crys are actually a reference to fist of the north star, which is one of jojos main insparations. Its also the reason everybody in part 1,2,3 and 4 are so ripped
If even one drop of that Veino goes to waste:
I M M A F U C K I N G K I L L Y O U!
(Whats funny is that the same type of whine spilt in part 2 aswell xD)
"If EveN OnE DRoP Of THAt VEinO GOeS To WAsTe... SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!" -Will Zappeli 1889
@@Jefferu_Nintendomoto but his family is already dead
@@theloweffortchannel7211 his family is OMAE WA, MOU SHINDERU
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku nAnI?!?!
In part 5 too, when narancia knocked out the billioner
Fun fact: if you haven’t seen JoJo’s Bizzarre adventure this video is confusing as hell.
you liar, that fact isn't fun
SmashLiXs it is for some :)
and thats why ima send this vid to my friend
it's still confusing if u do
Fun Fact: Fun Facts usually aren't fun
13:25
Dio: Deep down in my heart I still love you
Jojo: What heart
Me: he's just a head no body just a head mate
It's got a face! But no body?!
you know i've been thinking that if he has no body then he has no d**k as well there for in that short moment he is no longer male
someone kill me and end my suffering
@@tetronadionoxide5275 don't worry mate you can still have whatever fantasy about him just know it's not his d**k it's Jonathan Joestar's d**k
@@CaptJDavixx OH GOSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA DIE MORE!!!!!!!!!
but wait
if its Jonathans d**k doesn't that mean every girl Dio screws with means that Jonathan is technically cheating on Erina
@@tetronadionoxide5275 technically yes he is but not by Jonathan's own will it's Dio's will so it's basically like rape for Jonathan and consent for Dio
WHAT?? HE DIDN'T INCLUDE DIOS "GOODBYE JOJO" IM CALLING THE JOJOKES POLICE
when ever dio goes WRRRRRYYYY I feel like he’s saying NAAANNNIIIII
This is probably one of the better Jojo based RUclips poops I've seen. Niceu, niceu, very niceee Jack Duripper-chan
If even one drop of my monetization goes to SME...
Great poop btw, even though I never watched Jojo it's still amazing :3
SunsetLegion *insert generic enthusiastic recommendation*
You suck for not having watched it.
"Great poop btw" and other phrases out of context
@@hyperinsomniaparacondrioid Aren't all poops great? Wouldn't the worst poop be the one where you dont actually poop? Therefore being a non-poop event? Hardly great. Any successful poop, should be celebrated. Truly one of life's treasures. They're great.
poop
@@РоманГогешвили did the guy at the beginning seriously say I'm trying to masturbate up here
13:27
And giorni,that's how I met your mother
Or to put it correctly, How I met your Father, Giorno.
The Chinese robot broke down even before it could reach the cleanup site.
The Americans cheered as their robot performed its task in the highly irradiated cleanup zone, but it too broke down in only 8 minutes.
The German robot, with its superior German engineering managed to perform its task for a full 20 minutes before finally succumbing to the immense heat and radiation.
Chernobyl
German science is the world’s finest
"We should go tell our father about this victory!" *Johnathan Joestar's Post Tramatic Syndrome*
oh
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
Somehow you made Jojo’s dub better than the original. This video alone earned my subscription
the dub was already good though
SmashLiXs the dub for jojo is god awful
@@floppaquest4916 only a loser would say that
You were expecting a name, but it was me, DIO! No
@@420skill3 you mean i, dio
holy shit boys he did it, all it took was a couple of tasty streams am i right?
*couple of bloody streams
This YTP was worth the wait, I had a lot of fun watching your streams on making this YTP. I even learnt a few editing tricks from you (like the freezeframe thing, I used to just save the frames to the computer instead of freezing the frames), thank you.
Glad I could be of literally any help
5:52 Jack Duripper is basically Araki's clone when it come to licking in jojo
“Must my last sight on Earth be this sunrise!?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“The sun is a deadly laser.”
That was subtly genius.
0:18 That edit made my day
time to get swole and ready up for gods of fitness boiis
12:31-12:32- That's a rather....demonic sounding voice.
That's the zombie sound from cod bo3
2:38 for some reason I laughed so hard at this
The Kermit part just got me there! I’m dead. 7:30
0:50 I WILL NEVER UNSEE THAT WTF
0:58?
5:45
Viewers: Stop with this Rero Rero Rero
It's getting on my nerves
Jack Duripper: ..........I Refuse
Pero Pero Pero
Rero*
@@AUFartool ty for correcting me
Pelololololol*
2:14 OI Josuke! I time travelled back to 1889 and interviewed a guy called dio! NANI? He was the one who almost killed MR Joestar? I must erase him! With ZA HANDO
Wait, Okuyasu don’t! Ourselves in the other parallel universes will never have stands and-
@@grazielamink yeah the world would be ruled by kars unless lisa lisa and caesar alone are enough to beat the pillarmen
2:43 when Jonathan discover he its the Star Platinum
You know there's a theory that star platinum is actually Johnathon
@@tuskact481 ik breh but when they said this tho the creator he said no but it would be epic if he would said "something in common"
0:19 Every Jojo meme in existence.... This shot here is a true work of art and a national treasure!
1:20 And that's how Joseph learned the secret technique! It was inherited from his grandfather!
3:29 if I weren’t a good vampire I wouldn’t be sittin here talking to you about now would i?
you could've made zeppeli say my ultimate technique, the divine sandstorm
Darude sandstorm
Why is JoJo having war flashbacks of a war that hasn't happened yet?
Deadwolf world war 1?
Perhaps he has King Crimson's abilities.
@@pepper4632 world war 1 happened in 1914, phantom blood happened in 1889.
Epitaph
3:10
I laughed harder than what i expected
*best character from part 3*
@@grazielamink Aw, thank you
Edit: I noticed you had 19 subs, I had to sub
@Noriaki Kakyoin thank you, Mr. Noriaki.
Imagine Jonathan seeing his bloodline, he'd probably be disappointed
1:29 I love that l4d reference
"If EvEn OnE DrOp Of ThAt ViNo GoEs To WaStE!"
0:21
Ahh yes, that's our legendary cherry licker.
3:10 had me laughing uncontrollably for 4 hours
Jonathan:
Football game: I’m about to end this man’s whole university career
The first couple of seconds was enough for me to like and to subscribe
The amount of references you put in these is astounding.
I had forgotten about the "The sun is a deadly laser". Thank you fot reminding me of that channel.
6:30
Me: Wait, so no roasted Dio tonight? No?
Okay..... that’s fine....
**puts head on table and cries quietly**
0:29 the cure for my depression
Having reddit makes it all clear
*_Seems legit_*
5:20 there’s nothing that can fix that! *Sad Crazy Diamond in the background*
What a beautiful duwang.
*CHEW*
🚑
Such a beautiful duwang 😔👌
That was the best JoJo ytp I've seen so far.
14:28 says the: "your next line is" joke
me: reads it
also me: -GASP!-
I said it out loud because screw you.
I was eating chips while watching this and that Cheeto in the intro made me think it was mine
1:21 as a bonus, look at how similar Johnathan's and Joseph's faces are.
1:21 that’s the thing I think evrytime I play soccer lmao
still absolutely loved how Dio always loved and respected Jonathan, even at the end. Going so far as to be angered when someone berated Jonathan, and chose to have Jonathan's body specifically. Simply because of his respect for Jonathan as a person, and love for the brother he grew up with.
There's nothing better than a story that shows that evil isn't 'just' evil :)
3:05 I'm vary disappointed that there wasn't a meet the Robinsons joke
11:00 that was a Thunder Split Attack, not a Thunder CROSS Split Attack. Big difference.