Jotaro and his stand 「Star Quackinum」must defeat Dio and his flat stand. Support me on Patreon: / jackdurripper for shout outs, commissions, merch, or just to talk
It seems theres a lot of comments disgusted at my use of dubs, so I'll explain why I generally don't edit these with subs It's a whole lot easier. I don't have to worry about something getting masked in front of the subtitles forcing me to put them back on top. I can actually sentence mix, and casually make audio based jokes in seconds rather than minutes. I only have to download one copy of an episode instead of subbed and unsubbed just to change the dialogue. I can easily make Engrish or catch phrase jokes by downloading the relevant few minutes from RUclips. And for the record I watched part 3 on subbed cause the dub hadn't come out yet. The Engrish makes it the superior way. After all, serect your cur
people who watch only subs are idiots anyway. i haven't watched anything subbed & dubbed since panty & stocking with gartbelt & hetalia. i never regret giving up subs so now i have nothing to complain about when watching dubs. ok i realize i'm being harsh
"Jojo, your stand that's so precise that it just saved me through brain surgery could pierce the fuselage, this is a job for my stand which hability consists of throwing speeding projectiles everywhere."
kakyoin on plane: my stand is quiet and most suited for taking on this enemy. also kakyoin on plane: *talks about someone blowing up the plane while everything is quiet and everyone could be listening* E M E R A L D S P L A S H !
INSTA SUBSCRIBED! 10/10 No 100/10. God Damn Ever since Crab rave got out i have been thinking of the joke at 13:29 and YOU made my dream come true! Nurgle's blessings be upon you Jack Duripper!
If I remember correctly, Avdol couldn’t just use Magician’s Red to vaporize Equestrian Mammal: The Full Experience’s bullet, because it also counts as part of the stand
Kakyoin:" using an active stand like your magicians read inside an airborne plane could make it explode killing all of us" Kakyoin: "Jojo if your power were to rip a hole in the fuselage you'd be a cadet" Also Kakyoin : Proceeds to use emerald splash everywhere
I was going to say, haha this guy doesn't watch this in Japanese, and then I realized, how much of a pain in the arse it would be if he dubbed the japanese, then translated it.
was it just me who thought kakyoins stand was gonna be some painting voodoo doll thing where he affects the user by hitting a copy of them, only to be completely changed into heirophant green
Alternate title: Edgy man teams up with angry Grandpa, walking flamethrower, and supposed milf hunter, goes to Egypt, meets guy with cool haircut, and kills a gay guy
Araki has actually said that he intended for Kakyoin's given name to be read as "Tenmei," but due to differences in dialect his editors believed the kanji for his name was supposed to be read as "Noriaki." It's an allusion to that.
Hol Horse The Entire Horse, Complete Equine, Full Pony, Indissoluble Steed, Inclusive Colt, Unabridged Bronco, Undiminished Mustang, Fulfilled Foal, All of the Ridin', Finished steel ball run,
"This is real life, not fantasy" 1. Some entitled brat becomes a vampire by wearing a mask and is beaten by magic breath 2. 4 vampire strippers wake up from 10 000 year dream to find a magic rock and they get beaten by magic breathing too. 3. 6 man and a dog travel in 50 days to Egypt to defeat a vampire by standing. 4. Main character of "3" meets his gay uncle to beat up some bad guys to eventually beat exploding dude with an ambulance ALSO by standing. 5. Italian drinks piss to join mafia to beat said mafia AGAIN with the power of standing.
When kakyoin was introduced, I thought his stand was something like, “whatever I draw, becomes real.” It was bc of the red cut on the drawing of Jotaro
I did the math on how fast Avdol would have had to be going to save Lolnareff. Based on my extensive calculations and in-depth analysis of every possible variable, including the likely muzzle velocity of The Emperor taking into account its ammunition’s caliber (which I’ve come to the conclusion is probably closest to a .357), I’ve made a rather surprising discovery... I’m not good enough at math to do this but it’s pretty clear that Avdol has superhuman speed
Well, at a normal powder amount, a .357 goes at around 1450 meters per second, so already we have an issue, at most the distance between polnareff and the whole pony is AT MOST like 12 feet, probably less. ThIs means that it takes .008 seconds to reach polnareff, assuming 12 feet distance. THIS means that avdol has to, even to cover a single foot, needs to cover that distance in less than .008 seconds. Which keep in mind the speed to not only get to polnareff, but also the force of the impact, would kill them both, break the sound barrier, and likely tear both of them to shreds. Tl;DR Avdol travels faster than a quarter of a mile per second.
Also, considering that in that scene he comes right the fuck out of nowhere (seriously, neither Polnareff nor the complete equine noticed him at any point before the bullet was fired), he was probably goong EVEN FASTER, since he also has to cover the distance of whereever he started that tackle from
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It seems theres a lot of comments disgusted at my use of dubs, so I'll explain why I generally don't edit these with subs
It's a whole lot easier. I don't have to worry about something getting masked in front of the subtitles forcing me to put them back on top. I can actually sentence mix, and casually make audio based jokes in seconds rather than minutes. I only have to download one copy of an episode instead of subbed and unsubbed just to change the dialogue. I can easily make Engrish or catch phrase jokes by downloading the relevant few minutes from RUclips.
And for the record I watched part 3 on subbed cause the dub hadn't come out yet. The Engrish makes it the superior way. After all, serect your cur
N
Understandable, have a nice day
people who watch only subs are idiots anyway. i haven't watched anything subbed & dubbed since panty & stocking with gartbelt & hetalia. i never regret giving up subs so now i have nothing to complain about when watching dubs. ok i realize i'm being harsh
Eh there both okay
I think the dub is better
My therapist: English ora ora doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
English ora ora:
but it can hurt Stee- Oh sorry, DAN OF STEEL!
Nin10Boy 6464 his name is steely dan, and ‘Ora’ in English means ‘come on’
Yes Steely Dan was copyrighted. In the sub and dub he’s called Dan of Steel to avoid copyright issues. Also nice that you know what Ora means
Genji Plays Um no that’s Hora. Which is what Polnereff says
Honestly this whole chain is a train wreck
"Jojo, your stand that's so precise that it just saved me through brain surgery could pierce the fuselage, this is a job for my stand which hability consists of throwing speeding projectiles everywhere."
The girls fighting are Groudon and Kyogre, and Jotaro is Rayquaza
wat
and Dio is Arceus
@@iamrocker6619 Nah, Dialga
@@randomguy9988
_*Diolga_
Underrated
Kakoyin: Isnt a milf hunter and likes people with the same characteristics as holly
The fandom: I didnt see that.
I made it 69
Holy's characteristics: being a mom
Hmmmmm...
you mean the most motherly character in jojo?
@@Morrigan101 *scoffs in bruno*
he is from joestar bloodline thats why go watch battle tendency
10:52
Polnareff: I thought I heard some crash back here...
Random Bandicoot: *W O A H*
Gets me every time
Ricardo Fernández Serrata my favorite part!
10:48 is superior.
Also is no one gonna point out how Jotaro is called “Mr. Joestar” even though he’s Jotaro Kujo?
DAMN YOU RIGHT
You just made me feel like 5 iq
Jotaro Kujo Joestar
Sometimes someone from a prestigious may still use the name even though they don’t have the last name think of it like clan over last name
Kujo-Joestar
kakyoin on plane: my stand is quiet and most suited for taking on this enemy.
also kakyoin on plane: *talks about someone blowing up the plane while everything is quiet and everyone could be listening* E M E R A L D S P L A S H !
to show you the true power of EmRaLd SpLaSh i sawed this PlAnE in half
The way he changes Hol Horse's name every time just kills me.
"Looks like this thing's locked from the inside"
_looks at lock_
"What's wrong with you, what are you talking about?"
Holly: Help me change my underwear pops!
Joseph: NANI?
Kakyoin: n o w t h i s l o o k s l i k e a j o b f o r me
Probably not
He is not allowed in my country because he is hunting MILFS !
Great job not making a new joke and just quoting the video
@ELLIOT LENERS saying it again isnt funny
Indeed
Me: *opens a bag of chips*
The whole class : 8:09
thank you, kind sir
But at what cost for two hot cheeto puffs and a stick of apple 5 gum?
And suddenly it’s not my chips
It’s *our* chips
*_c r o n c h ._*
Kakyoin: "There's no such thing as a mirror world"
**laughs in Illuso**
8:35 At first I thought it was a Kars joke.
Yeah seems like it
Kacha
ultimate car, it can transform into any other existing car.
Man this is what the internet was meant for.
Joestar: exist
Dio: And I took that personally
In that scene avdol was going 30840 MPs (if the bullet was around 2 inches from polnareff's face)
Or around 89 times the speed of sound
nerd!
no u
Dang that’s fast
When you forgot to defrost the chicken and you hear your parents pulling up in the driveway
@@r.k.1355 nice reference
When jotaro pulled the flesh bud out of kakyoin i thought kakyoin was just gonna fly across the screen and into a water tower
Ka..Ka..Kakyoin !
I....i get it now. Dio's power is making kakyoin fly away.
'He is no match for the power of my stand'- literally every jojo villain
[stand user]duck taro
[stand name]star patrick
[stand user]donald duck(probably scrooge)
[stand name]the sponge
Watching 16 minutes of quality JoJokes gives me a feeling so complicated... 啊
Jack Duripper I am the fucking strong!!!!!
@@JackDuripper Yare Yare Daze
This must be the work of an enemy stand!
*I feel you Deeply*
I got a boner
Alternate title: Starduck Quacksaders
4:54 - 4:58 THANK YOU, THIS WAS MY PAIN, THANK YOU
Same XD
Edit : my reply is cringe
What is that scene from? (The one in the theater thing)
That is perfect.
@@actualegg from my limited knowledge it is from A Clockwork Orange.
14:37 *meat sounds*
(~._~.)
“Star Fapinum”
I’m like 3min and stressed because Kakyoin and Jotaro sound 30 when they’re 17 💀
they did a tony maguire sliderman is 15 but tony was around 30
They’re already built like they’re in the mid-20s, so I don’t really see much of a problem.
Old man Joestar: Avdul can you tell me where this is and who its from?
Picture: Greetings from EGYPT wish you were dead -DIO Brando
Avdul: No clue.
i realized that the english voice actress for holly also does ibuki mioda and tenko chabashira from danganronpa and i can’t unhear it
InDICKation about his whereabouts.
8:19 *joseph screaming
subtitles: *MUSIC*
Lol
The use of the dub for some reason makes it a million times better
Man, this is already 5 years old. How time flies.
10:45
Thing pops up in corner.
“Jotaro will remember this”
INSTA SUBSCRIBED! 10/10 No 100/10. God Damn Ever since Crab rave got out i have been thinking of the joke at 13:29 and YOU made my dream come true! Nurgle's blessings be upon you Jack Duripper!
Was watching this then just lost it. Finally, after 2 years I found it
If I remember correctly, Avdol couldn’t just use Magician’s Red to vaporize Equestrian Mammal: The Full Experience’s bullet, because it also counts as part of the stand
...but abdol wait HE IS SANIC THE FASTEST PERSON ALIVE my brain went questions all around
That L.A. Noire bit is awesome!
0:29 that meme is awesome
"Jojo is you used your stand it be a CAT"
Part 4 Joarto : "Star Catinum! Za Warudo!"
Kakyoin:" using an active stand like your magicians read inside an airborne plane could make it explode killing all of us"
Kakyoin: "Jojo
if your power were to rip a hole in the fuselage you'd be a cadet"
Also Kakyoin : Proceeds to use emerald splash everywhere
13:00 WHERE....IS MY SUPER
S U C C
4:54
*STOP IT STOP IT PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!!!*
D:
Araki: *No U*
7:42 my favorite meme edit here, i love killer queen bites the dust and to see it like this is hillarious to me
I was going to say, haha this guy doesn't watch this in Japanese, and then I realized, how much of a pain in the arse it would be if he dubbed the japanese, then translated it.
Eddy murphy: is being funny
Random guy that thinks hes cool: 15:17
HE SAID IT
Finally...
*Starduck Crusaders.*
Why I’m I in love with this
One of the few ytps that are actually funny
Me: *gives good argument*
Toxic kids: 15:17
Why do I feel like the sounds from nux and his shenanigans.
Hol Horse. Complete Equine. Full Pony. I love these
This may sound strange-
*YES!*
was it just me who thought kakyoins stand was gonna be some painting voodoo doll thing where he affects the user by hitting a copy of them, only to be completely changed into heirophant green
I mean Avdol is very fast, his fastest speed ever recorded was running away from DIO in terror
He is black
Tsk tsk YES! I AM! Tsk tsk
I feel as if you're a bit biased
he fucking ran away from someone who could stop time and escaped
Kono doulingo da!
2:44 Kakyoin: **Describes Heirophant Green as quiet and discreet**
Also Kakyoin: *2 0 M E T E R E M E R A L D S P L A S H*
Dio: "I can only stop time for 5 seconds"
Also Dio: *LET ME JUST SLOWLY WALK FOR 10 SECONDS TOWARDS KAKYOIN*
@@paskky913 wait I thought it was 9
NI JUU METERU EMERALDU SPLASHU
@@realsupernova222 it was when he was fighting jotaro
I think he meant "my stand is not an op behemoth who can explode this plane easily"
Even the plane deflected the emerald splash
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Could Holly deflect the emeraldu splash?
Both Kakyoin and Polnarref are the very definition of the meme about the boss when you fight him and the boss when you get him as a playable character
And he is weaker when you get him
Remember how Kakyoin could just draw stuff then it happens in real life
@@annothernoob yeah man Polnarref just cuts fire and light and Kakyoin would draw stuff where did all that all that go to when fighting Dio
@@annothernoob He.. Just wanted to do that for fun.
@@annothernoob That wasn't really one of his powers, it was just a medium of showing his powers to the audience (just like the mannequin).
The entire horse
The complete equine
The full pony
The maximum stallion
Lucas Nunes The maximum mare
The Complete Mustang
The double donkey
I think you mean "The Absolute Foal."
the entire equine
“This calls for a quiet and discreet stand”
Proceeds to blast 500 shots in the plane
@ either everyone on-board is a heavy sleeper or they use their stands to talk or something
The plane deflected the emerald splash duh
Denzel Manarin 2 but no one can just deflect the emerald splash
The plane was an enemy stand
A E R O S M I T H
im using this argument
but that's impossible
2:17 Kakyoin is the best character in JoJo now.
Holly exists
Kakyoin "now this looks like a job for me"
“There’s no such thing as the mirror world”
Everyone: *Laughs in Vento Aureo*
Everyone else: Laughs in Kamen Rider Ryuki
Laughs in Italian
@Tokusatsu Millennium yes
Illuso:And that is WHY I MADE IT!!!
@@ワニくん-x3b *Final Vento*
The fact that Kakyoin chides Polnarref about the Mirror World being a fantasy WHEN THEY ALL HAVE MAGIC PUNCH GHOSTS WITH SUPER POWERS.
Ｈｏｗ ｍｕｃｈ ｄｉｄ ｄｉｏ ｐａｙ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｓｍｏｋｅ
@@goromajima7677 n o t h i n g
And then there is Man in the Mirror in Part 5
and ultimate life forms
Pretty sure that's just the dub
The Complete Horse was so baffled with Avdol's speed that he didn't even bother redirecting the bullet
Jojo: “Is that fog her stand?”
Enyaba: “Ah Jojo it’s just steam, steam from the STEAMED HAMS
Christopher Yao PROBABLY NOT
It’s the fog that comes up before someone that disappeared into the TV is killed the next day.
Mr Everything 70, what does that even mean?
( ☐ ) Doubt
@@christopheryao3417 Persona 4 reference.
When you realize JoJo introduced a loli only to send her away after she had no character development
Not even an hour and people already got triggered by no reasons, love it!
Oh ho!!! like every other loli she wasn't meant to have ANY character development AT ALL!!!
lol ur gay
For everyone hating on justin Y for no reason, take this: 🖕
Hi dad
Alternate title: Edgy man teams up with angry Grandpa, walking flamethrower, and supposed milf hunter, goes to Egypt, meets guy with cool haircut, and kills a gay guy
The guy that you mentioned at the end is bi.
Also he’s a vampire with the body of a buff Englishman
Vampire*
ah, yes.
walking flamethrower and supposed milf hunter, my favourite crusaders.
@@ryanm.8720 he don't look bi to me
There aren’t many ytps that include Ted talks, but this was one I could appreciate because of it.
Remove the M
@@petedailey1729 "reove the"... doesnt make much sense if you ask me
Yes
Oreo Luvs- any
666 likes on this moment
Manga Reader: How many times will you subject us to licking?
Araki: Oh, I dunno, how many breads have you eaten in your life?
DIOOOOOOOOI
JOOOOO JOOOOOOOOOOOO
how many times has Diavolo died
@@MarkTheElf yes
I only just saw this and I realized that daddy Jack liked this
Blessed
2:19
"now this looks like a job for me"
* kakyoin appears *
lmao I'm dying
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Jotaro and josuke: breathes
Girls: idk man that's kinda hot
Ruined the 420 likes because the meme is fucking dead. Thank me later
Oh wow
i hate josuke that slick bastard
@@yungdrywallsp Thank you for your service
@@hobowithanoboe lOL 69 420 nice LOLoO
I just imagine that the vine around holly is actually hierophant green
Kakyoin is into BDSM?
Nah he’s just into holly
Kakoyin wishes
@@jacz1247 He's IN Holly
Dang,,
Now these arent your average jojokes... these are ADVANCED jojokes
Jojokes R E Q U I E M
Oh yeah yeah
ChernovGitz #118*
Yes yes YES YES *YES*
@@chocolateex1907
ACT 4 JoJokes
11:42 there's something funny yet menacing here Jotaro say that sentence "Of course he's taking a shit"
Kakyoin at school: ma'am i dont understand.
Jotaro: B I T C H W H A T S T H E A N S W E R
Yes
Cop, in English: Your Japanese is really quite good
Holly, also in English: oh thank you
Me: ??????
In the words of most enemies in fist of the north star NANI
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe they in japan? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Is that actually in the dub?
@@ulti-matezoan6398 That's sure what I heard.
@@spongeboymebob771 Oh my God, how did that get past them?
Nobody:
My parent’s bedroom when i walk by: *STARRRR FINGER!!!!!!!!*
?..
Its okay there just reselling
@@tahaminaebrahim8327 too innocent to understand? :3
Jotaro: Is a marine biologist
Also jotaro: punches a shark
top ten most underratedest comments
Hey he punched the shark
He became a marine biologist because he felt bad
"Punching a shark felt so nice, I decided to become a marine biologist"
I mean marine biologists should use harpoon guns to defend themselves
Kakyoin thought of a whole ass new first name and all jotaro did was change it to Qtaro
Because he felt really QuTe that day~ 💕
kakyoin was vibing bro
Actually thats an easter egg
@@mmmbababooey9271 isnt that suzie his grandma last name
Araki has actually said that he intended for Kakyoin's given name to be read as "Tenmei," but due to differences in dialect his editors believed the kanji for his name was supposed to be read as "Noriaki." It's an allusion to that.
Avdol watching Tower of Gray write something:
Tower of Gray: N-
Tower of Gray:No smoking
Sir Hammerlock *you’re smoking a cigarette of course*
Smoking is very bad!
What you gonna shoot me with in that gun? DIOs money?
*Mrs. Obama get down*
Ah yes, my favourite stand from JeJe's Bizorre Advontire
[Star Fapinum]
dannyboy1765 look for Star Suckinum
With Star and Hirophant Green
the hand and star tissuum
jejo's wacky travels
@@jotarokujo9949 www.google.com/search?q=the+hand+jojo&safe=strict&client=opera-gx&hs=6aN&sxsrf=ALeKk01syTwmk4y2iEiT93a6d4nTnuitVg:1605295721080&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWjtvJoIDtAhURQkEAHaDoD8gQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1495&bih=734#imgrc=DzhlPhT3-ruFSM
@@jotarokujo9949 www.google.com/search?q=the+hand+jojo&safe=strict&client=opera-gx&hs=6aN&sxsrf=ALeKk01syTwmk4y2iEiT93a6d4nTnuitVg:1605295721080&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWjtvJoIDtAhURQkEAHaDoD8gQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1495&bih=734#imgrc=DzhlPhT3-ruFSM
Kakyoin: Your too young for me
*(Confirms Kakyoin is obsessed with people in their 30's or 40's)*
He likes the momies
People ain’t calling him a milf hunter for nothing
What do you mean 40's?
@@utterclown1580 40-49 year old wamhen
Kakyoin has always been a MILF hunter, smh
And this folks, is why I had to do it
MADE IN HEAVEEEEEEEEN
Father Enrico understandable have a nice day
Oml your pfp
Pucci
Nice pfp
Jack: *starts rant about avdol*
Everyone: “KING CRIMSON!”
Hol Horse
The Entire Horse,
Complete Equine,
Full Pony,
Indissoluble Steed,
Inclusive Colt,
Unabridged Bronco,
Undiminished Mustang,
Fulfilled Foal,
All of the Ridin',
Finished steel ball run,
unfinished jojolion
Absolute Stallion
@@generalkenobi7232 oh hello there
Completed stallion
100% transportation mammal
*I'm gonna say the L-word*
*_LALI-HO_*
*LELO*
L
Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,LICKETY,LICK!! XD
Kakioi has heart attacks about that word
Ligma
14:36 ah yes the stand known as star fapinum
I'm sorry but that town had about 1000 red flags even before they got there
Yes
Anis BEng a cat eating a dog
I think we're not asking the right questions... Did Jotaro ever buy the kid in the cabel car a new ice cream?
No
>:(
Thank God I’m not the only one.
Did polnareff buy the kid caramell?
*_pRoBaBlY nOt_*
7:30 "This is the real life, not fantasy." Said the man with the magic punch ghost, travelling to kill a vampire that stops time.
They didnt know his stand power
T4piok4 it’s a joke
That’s the best way I’ve ever heard stands described
"This is real life, not fantasy"
1. Some entitled brat becomes a vampire by wearing a mask and is beaten by magic breath
2. 4 vampire strippers wake up from 10 000 year dream to find a magic rock and they get beaten by magic breathing too.
3. 6 man and a dog travel in 50 days to Egypt to defeat a vampire by standing.
4. Main character of "3" meets his gay uncle to beat up some bad guys to eventually beat exploding dude with an ambulance ALSO by standing.
5. Italian drinks piss to join mafia to beat said mafia AGAIN with the power of standing.
pounders! And deflects Kakyoin's emerald splash
Holy: will you help me change my underwear to
Nobody
Literally no one
Kakyoin: N O W T H I S L O O K S L I K E A J O B F O R M E
omg I just got it now
POV: You got 69 Likes
Omg I didn't even know this existed, I made the starduck crusaders joke at school but only make one joke
Quackyoin
Joshua Gonzalez underrated comment
Pornareff
@@Sathya_1996 uh oh
@@kakyoinked Kockyoin
NotDanPlan underated 😂😂😂💀
When kakyoin was introduced, I thought his stand was something like, “whatever I draw, becomes real.” It was bc of the red cut on the drawing of Jotaro
SAME! Mega disappointed
The queen watches Jojo?
Your majesty The Queen of England. That's a little similar to what I though Za Warudo's ability was, I thought it was teleportation at first.
Who doesn’t lmfao
kinda disappointed they only showed that once. it’s the same thing with star finger they only showed it once
9:40
Jotaro: Do you think this could be the work of an enemy stand?
Joseph: PROBABLY NOT
Jotaro: is there a stand user in this boat?
joseph: *PrObAbLy NoT*
Joseph: Why does nobody understand when I’m joking?
Jotaro: Getting real tired of your shit old man…
yes, I do believe that's what they said, thank you for reminding me of this dialogue.
12:16 if you look closely, you can see kakyoin's original name
Thats awakening of the evil spirit i think
Noriaki?
@@aimchikTenmei is his original name but they look the same in Japanese
You know how long it takes to shout "Magician's Reddo!"?
MAGICIANSREDDO
Especially since you have to say MAAAAAAGICIAAAAAAANS REEEEDDOOOOOO
The normal speed is around 4 sec.
Not nearly as long as DIO's World. I mean seriously! It's only a couple seconds yet he can keep talking for several minutes!
@@jonathanc.5609 TIL DIO saying ZA WARUDOOOOO takes like 5 seconds damn
whoever made this is a genius
@Cock_Huge lp2 nah
It was you who made it
It was I, DIO!!!
@@Poorly-MadeAnimations its "KONO DIO DA"
@@whippyfunnyman ye
This is the funniest shit i've ever seen (probably because it's 3 am and i have school tomorrow)
In Kakyoin's defense, Holly Kujo is *THICC*
*aggreed*
Milf master
@@ronaldweasley4876 milf RULER
Ye man
MILF HUNTER SPOTTED
I did the math on how fast Avdol would have had to be going to save Lolnareff.
Based on my extensive calculations and in-depth analysis of every possible variable, including the likely muzzle velocity of The Emperor taking into account its ammunition’s caliber (which I’ve come to the conclusion is probably closest to a .357), I’ve made a rather surprising discovery...
I’m not good enough at math to do this but it’s pretty clear that Avdol has superhuman speed
Well, at a normal powder amount, a .357 goes at around 1450 meters per second, so already we have an issue, at most the distance between polnareff and the whole pony is AT MOST like 12 feet, probably less. ThIs means that it takes .008 seconds to reach polnareff, assuming 12 feet distance. THIS means that avdol has to, even to cover a single foot, needs to cover that distance in less than .008 seconds. Which keep in mind the speed to not only get to polnareff, but also the force of the impact, would kill them both, break the sound barrier, and likely tear both of them to shreds.
Tl;DR
Avdol travels faster than a quarter of a mile per second.
@@FennKitFox thats how he escaped me back in cario
@@diojoesturr7505 probably
Also, considering that in that scene he comes right the fuck out of nowhere (seriously, neither Polnareff nor the complete equine noticed him at any point before the bullet was fired), he was probably goong EVEN FASTER, since he also has to cover the distance of whereever he started that tackle from
Its TV logic of how bullets/lasers are fired at speeds above mach-one but can be dodged with ease, despite there only being a milli-second to react.
Ah yes my favorite stands in starduck cursaders: elephant green, blazakin red, poweeeeerrrrrrrr platnium, a literal vine, and a guy with a sword
Why has banana doppio gotten so famous lately
I like how the stand names get more wierder overtime
White red sun, konabus, sucks pisstol, hamok, vomparisem, sicking toe, bronze expired, are my favorite stamdo
for the last one i would rather just shorten it to baguette
@@Seijuuskan-44Y well, what about hol horse and mista?