You know you and jotaro could see each others stands, I only see you guys standing and staring for like 10 minutes....... I also question how I'm still alive
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE I'VE HEARD YOUNG DIO'S LAUGH FROM BEFORE.. IT'S BEEN ITCHING MY BRAIN FOR A WEEK.. HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE POPS FROM REGULAR SHOW
"How dare you disrespect your brother Dio that way" "But he killed my dog and kissed my girlfriend, tried to posion you and nearly killed me, making my life a nightmare-" "YOU'RE GROUNDED JONATHAN!!!"
I love it when Johnathan goes to his room, the rich person music continues but muffled like it’s not an out of universe thing and they actually play it from speakers
You'd think that after burning alive, being impaled twice, decapitated, and partially blinded his sense of pain would be dull, but his pain receptors will always heal continuously too, vampirism kinda sucks
Top 4 most powerful weapons in jojo: 1:Giorno's Piano 2: The Ambulance that killed Kira 3: Yare Yare Daze 4: Your next line is Bruh why does this have so many likes and replies? Thanks lol. Via popular decision: 0: Speedwagon 0.5: Rejection of humanity 1.5: Nigerundayo, smokey 2.5: Caesar Vs. The Cross
GrimTea "Now check this shit out! ZA WORLDO!" *stops time, gets punched by Star Platinum anyway* "...what the f****k?!" >Pretty much my reaction to the final fight between Jotaro and DIO
"I wish I could legally kill him!"
Well that's...
actually pretty accurate to his personality
Well, true jonathan, he never do something to dio because he has no proof until dio show it by itself
@@Supalayzee what I with 0 brain cells can’t understand this
Bruh he's british why didn't he just "legally" Kill dio at the beginning?
Lets focus on the LEGALY, even with this sonoffa Jonathan still wanting to dont break the law
Nah dio was studying law in part 1
This all started because Jonathan didn’t pass the butter.
(The past one got deleted so let’s do this again)but he was right there
No, because of kars
Darlee lapidario why did it get deleted????
But what about Danny
@@Abyzzol r/Ihavereddit
jotaro: yare yare
auto generated captions:
*d i r t y d i r t y*
low quality DIO “yuri yuri”
I kin ur username
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dio be like in auto captions:
*Deal*
Can I have some cheese?
Jotaro in part 4: has an entire monologue
Jotaro in part 3: *Y A R E Y A R E*
Josuke's hair + realization = 🥩
No daze, just yare yare
"Yare Yare."
*plays Seinfeld music*
Tonezone117 that would have been better
I was gonna like, but I want Satan to ruin this comment section.
jojo's retarded adventure
lol
Tonezone Yare Yare daze
Josuke: Not my only friend!
Koichi: I'm gonna have a breakdown breakdown
Nice reference
@@emildons7189 well thank you
Mental breakdown breakdown
Lmfao
Ok
1:46
Smokey: Hey Joseph that's your mom
Joseph: *keyhole flashback* OH NOOOOO
joseph: looks through keyhole
also joseph: niiiiiiiice
OH NOOOOOOO OH MY GOD HORY SHEET SUNUVABITCH
N I C E. NOT N I C E
oh mi GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
All of you better stfu
Josuke: NOT MY ONLY FRIEND!
Koichi: *R E T I R E D*
Ikr
Koichi is Rohans
JJBAEOH reference
Sad.... He's the most relieable guy in this planet and still...
how am i supposed to react that
i love how Jotaro’s lines in part 3 were only “yare yare”
THERES DANGER IN THIS CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN!
@@riskyboi350 in part 3, sorry I forgot to mention it
I love how it perfectly represents him
pixel guy on internet he said yata yata
Peyton Anderson I think It’s yare yare
"NoT mY OnLy FRieNd!"
Koichi:
"Why is heart attack taking so long?"
Eleven underrated
Koichi had a *sheer heart attack*
Reverb act 3 and killer queen are the same type of stand
@@Eren-gu7un i- I never thought of that
@@Eren-gu7un not if i kill Koicho first
Part 1: Phantom family issues
Part 2: Giting gud tendency
Part 3: Nice ass crusaders
Part 4: ambulance is umbreakable
Part 5 : Golden REWind
Part 6 : Stone Ocean of tears
Part 7 : Steel Nuts blitz
@@zanethezaniest274 You truly are the Zaniest, my master...
Yare yare daze
Part 8: Trololion
3:18 me tryna read Duwang is Unbreakable
What your pfp?
What is your pfp
Duwaang town
half of the stuff makes some sense but when you read a proper translation it make no sense
What's ur pfp
1:49
Proof that Joseph Joestar sent Kars to space before Elon Musk.
username checks out
Existence Is Pain not my mommy
36 kars on mars
That's a sugoichi JoJoke
You just cured my depression!
Can we just apriciate how Kira's ,,Danger?" is perfect.
Its greato
Danger?
D A N G E R ?
İt's great-o desü.
No
Gotta admit, that Kira "danger" is so perfect I thought he was a random commoner before watching part 4
Same
Lol I just noticed that
same lol
If you thought that was funny, check out what was written on the side of the ambulance
@@ianbertram1872 Funny part is, I actually knew about that but still confused Kira with a random dude lmao
3:21 that okuyasu voice is actually perfect tho
it reallys sounds like okuyasu
"I wish I could legally kill him!"
Best line ever.
Squirt Steez YARE YARE
Squirt Steez Okay now i can kill him
Squirt Steez yare yare daze
Just tell JoJo to kill him whith star Platinum
Mari Huerta which JoJo there’s like 4 of them, maybe more
Its hilarious how Kira just says '' Danger? '' so innocently
Yeah it's really funny
Yeah, but also, why is your Icon showing a thot and a simp magnet?
"Danger? Danger?
@@thesmartestidiot3547 Its called "Zero two dancing but he screenshotted it at the wrong moment."
@@unlikeable.1554
Makes sense to me
“Joseph that’s your mom”
N O T M Y M O M M Y!
Joseph Mama’s boi exposed
Son of a b*ch
@@Dureito well he WAS raised by his grandma
@@nightcoreloves8991 thats his sugar mommy jk LMFAOOO
Do you need some help getting those netherite ingots?
Really love Kira’s voice after the Bite’s The Dust transformation
The weird al voice
Honestly I don't know why it reminded me of Joker
"We are the Pillar Men, and you have..
*Looks at watch*
Thirty three days to git gud"
Probably the most accurate thing I've seen in my life.
Yari yari
y a r e y a r e CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL, CRAWLING IN MY CRAAAAAAWL, THERES CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL.....
What would Giant Dad do?
Kurami Corrupt RUclips's going to shit... I'm seeing a comment, you made on another video
Jagoss What comment?
When Jotaro said, “Yare Yare”
*I felt that*
He only said that btw
And ill get wooshed, thanks
Copied
Alien Roblox what?
U copied it from someone
Alien Roblox oh, well I didn’t mean to. I just thought it was funny
Moral of the story: Please, pass the butter.
No! No!
No! No!
No!
@@TheCrimsonFucker667 I agree with you
No u
You know you and jotaro could see each others stands, I only see you guys standing and staring for like 10 minutes....... I also question how I'm still alive
*passes butter*
*click*
3:25 I LOLed so hard, poor little Koichi 😭
"We are the pillarmen."
Well, to us. "They are the Aztec Strippers."
😂😂😂😂😂
So true.
Anyone Who is german:
Heh, Pillar
*Yes,yes we all agree.*
Kars is a sexy queen tho 😩😩
*AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA*
Jotaro: *Yare Yare*
*10 years of education*
Jotaro: THERE'S DANGER ON THIS CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN
He's speaking new words
@@Potato_Crouch y a r e y a r e
@@mkandekki9895 d a z e
Awww wanted him to say my name a few more times :(
ruclips.net/video/32Hp1LW08Yc/видео.html ruclips.net/video/32Hp1LW08Yc/видео.html ruclips.net/video/32Hp1LW08Yc/видео.html ruclips.net/video/32Hp1LW08Yc/видео.html ruclips.net/video/32Hp1LW08Yc/видео.html ruclips.net/video/32Hp1LW08Yc/видео.html
When he said: “Yare Yare.”
I felt that 😔😔
Same 😔👊
DAZE
Sounded more like
Yadee yadee
Shit dude that's deep af 😔👊
Missed Opportunity to say MUDA MUDA MUDA
2:37 I love that detail of Jotaro’s and DIO’s fists getting hurt because Stands are reflections of souls
I like how Killer Queen just looks over at his dead user like:
“Well, shit”
*Disappears from existence*
It’s more like “uh should I follow him?”
More like just: '-'
'_'
1:47
NOT MY MOMMY
*Y E E T*
ONE PUUUUUUUUNCH!
He yeeted him into space
Son of a b#tch!
Then began to freeze
*mean while in stardust crusher*
Old Joseph: blah blah blah for all enthusiasm
(Because lm too lazy to hear these word
Jotaro: Yare Yare
NOT MY MOMMY
*ultra YA YEET*
That's power right there, someone should've told joseph jotaro was his brother, dio would be yeeted to mars
The kid's view is "what the f*ck is going on??" totally accurate.
Have u seen the show his name is hayato anyone who's seen the show know that
If this gets edited I was here before it got edited
I couldn't really remember the kid's name in the series so I'll be calling him kid
@Very normal looking Dog 69 420 us idiots are not the people to ask
The kids name is hayato
Title for hayato seeing Josuke and Kosaku fight: boy sees ‘father’ fighting ominous boy by posing
Koichi when josuke said “no not my only friend “ got me like 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Josuke: "NOT MY ONLY FRIEND"
Koichi: *Dies Inside*
LMAO
Koichi: *Oofs*
Act 3: lmao bitch get Oofed
@eli carter nobody cares
Kokichi: *Dies Outside*
“600 filler episodes later”
You hurt me.
@@amonkey4707 dude how did you make your hair look -not- so good?
*nods*
@@amonkey4707 Your hair sucks
Lol u ded
joseph joestar hi Joseph, hey is ceasar -dead- alive?
Jonathan:I hate that dio
Subilities: 𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹
yes
Joseph: Cracker volleys
Subtitles: *cracker poly’s*
Jotaro:Yare yare
Subtitles: *dirty dirty*
Okuyasu:Oi josuke
Subtitles: *Boy josuke*
@@baster2635 looool😂😂
@@baster2635 Wait Jotaro say:Yuri Yuri
@@afanofvindieselsteveaustin1267 he also says dirty after that twice
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE I'VE HEARD YOUNG DIO'S LAUGH FROM BEFORE.. IT'S BEEN ITCHING MY BRAIN FOR A WEEK..
HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE POPS FROM REGULAR SHOW
Holy shit you're right...
"*_NOT MY ONLY FRIEND!_*" ***_Koichi will remember that_*
*Koichi's heart will be broken for his whole life . . .*
"How dare you disrespect your brother Dio that way"
"But he killed my dog and kissed my girlfriend, tried to posion you and nearly killed me, making my life a nightmare-"
"YOU'RE GROUNDED JONATHAN!!!"
Dio: Stop spoiling phantom blood, johnathan.
*" When your to dumb enough to realise your other son is trying to end your blood line "*
Who is dumber?
Okuyaso or geroge joestar
@@GloriaBustillos78 george okuyasustar
CONOR??
@@gustavonorona9613 yes.
3:17 - it’s the best part
This is me when I'm not mentally screaming
Yep
3:26
Agreed
This is just me on every day
I like how Jotaro says "Yare Yare" it's just so smooth with the accent for some reason
I love how the only thig Jotaro knew how to say was “Yare Yare” but then DIU starts by him warning to Josuke about the danger in the town
Thig its thing
@Pringles no Is DIU= Diamond Is Unbreakable
i thought that too
@Pringles ah yes, Diamond is Onbreakable
@Pringles just in case u didn’t get it tho, he said DIU cuz he was talking about part 4, not about DIO
Can we just love how he perfectly shows us how other characters who are non stand users react to fights with stands 3:15
yes
yes
WTF IS GOING ON
Oi, Josuke!
RaNdom reply 3:12
Can we take a moment to appreciate that the ambulance says “Duwang”? It’s at 3:37
Keep pressing the 3:37 Everytime the ambulance hits him,it looks like he's stick in his own stands time loop
@@TalasEclipseStudio This is the power of GER
@@AvoxionYTDiavolo dies offscreen which means it's canon.
What do you mean parody? This is on-point retelling!
Gebunator fuck you D I O
Nice profile picture
Nice profile pic. I've got that somewhere in my gallery actually 🤣🤣🤣
Yea no this is exactly what happened
Speedwagon was nowhere to be found 0/10
Josuke: NOT MY ONLY FRIEND!!
Koichi: Am I a joke to you?
Yes
Jotaro is a better friend to koichi
OI JOSUKE
Oof
i fucking felt that. goddamn
2:37 should have been in the anime
I agree
Nah cause that would’ve made it less badass
the moment my fears that this was a bad parody were fully alleviated
@@edlinethermitus3339 me too
@@edlinethermitus3339 same
Jotaro: I'm hungry for donuts.
2:52 Makes a "dio-nut"
2:43 i love how expressionless he is
Litterly me dealing with anything
he looks like a go animate character
He’s dead inside just like the rest of us
He looks like me.
Yare yare
Sub dio: “ZA WARUDO!”
Dub dio: “THE WORLD!”
Dio but he’s one big bruh moment: “Zuh worldo”
*punches face in*
Also I just realized the ambulance said “Duwang” lmao 😂
It’s like he don’t care
Kids with a speech disorder:
*Zuh Worldo*
Its like if Sub and Dub DIO were combined in one clusterfuck and this was the outcome
Joseph peeps on Lisa Lisa taking a bath: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!"
Joseph finds out Lisa Lisa is his mom: "NOT MY MOMMY!"
dr4c0blade omg I forgot Lisa Lisa was Josephs mom lmao
"Peeps" xd
HE DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS HIS MOM ITS NOT HIS FAULT
Simonium well he atoned by lil maccing that kars
Kars said: son of a b**ch
I love it when Johnathan goes to his room, the rich person music continues but muffled like it’s not an out of universe thing and they actually play it from speakers
1:21
Caesar: mamma mia!
Auto generated captions: w h a t m u m m y
Lmao.
Not my mommy!!
SASSSSSAEERRRRRRR
5/10
Joseph never yelled “CEAAAAAAAAAAASER”
NoT mY mOmMy
jscarter28 NOT MY MUMMY
FOR ALL JOJO FANS, I HAVE MADE A JOTARO FAN ANIMATION ON MY CHANNEL.
Actually ruclips.net/video/VsJeQWZqCpU/видео.html
....
jscarter28 e
yuri yuri
Pikapetey Animations yuri yuri dizzy
On ice?
euro euro
Yare Yare Daze
Muda muda muda!
This is what got me into watching JoJo. Kudos to you, animator.
Nobody:
Caesar's death auto generated subtitles: Oh no
1:25
Milk Jug RUclips knew...
RUclips: THEN YOUR GOING TO SAY OH NO
Caesar: fucking dies
What is the song that plays
and now read it in joseph’s voice. perfect
oh no
“Jotaro”
Captions: JoJo
Seems about right they know my nickname
yare yare daze
BOI!!
(Good grief,やれやれだぜ,YareYare Daze)
Hey what's up jota- WAIT NANI!?
Dio made youtube to track you down, AND HE HAS
“Yare Yare.”
_Insert 90’s sitcom laugh track here._
_haheuehahaheuaheua_
670th like
Ahahhahahahahaaha
@@mosqit4324 990th
Hehehohehaha
I like how kira has a calm voice
Does anyone realize how when Jorge said “Jonathan!”
*slams hand on air*
*it makes sound*
It's the sound of his fist cutting through air. Try it next time you swing a stick.
and rohan. and yukako.
It its the sleeve
ignore my comment i commented on the wrong thing
*oh what the fuck*
3:04 god Jotaro learned more words im so proud of him he finally don’t only says yare yare now
Yare yare...
@@FetusDeletus_E daze
*sigh* Yare yare daze....
Yare yare
3:25
**I can feel Koichi’s pain**
After that he strangely got purple eyes and almost eradicated an entire city
When you get rejected by ur crush
#relatable
so you had a heartbreak before ?
( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
Lol
Arin pays more attention to Dio's ear birthmark than Araki could ever dream of
“Oh Ceaser I didn’t know yo-“
Captions: “Oh no”
Me: *I mean they’re not wrong*
(It’s at 1:26 if anybody is interested)
Didnt you get punched by ziplinei
Zipper
Zipper man
STICKY FINGAS
“Oh no my salad is ruined”
*i'll kill him my self*
oh no
Mr Frog nope, not at all xD
1:46 “hey Joseph that’s your mom.”
English captions: *”HEY I JUST MET YOUR MOM”*
Lol
NOT MY MOMMY --precedes to uppercut kars into space Mike Tyson style--
Well. It aint wrong. Smokey met his mom
LOL
2:02 YURI YURI
i like how joseph was like yea fuck the technique passed down for generations but stands are a thing now so gg
chahalele well stands are cooler.
You know sometimes in the episode he used his hamon in stardust crusaders?
Stands are just an expression of Hamon anyways. They make a big deal about it.
Actually they didn't learn hamon because it takes months to learn and the only had 50 day to save that girl that I think was called Holly haha
Part 2 : *Joseph Joestar is 19*
*50 years later*
Part 3 : *do the math*
*nice*
Nice
Nice
Sixty ni...
!?
I see what you have done 😏
68
@@MadaraUchiha-il9bg He is 68 in the actual show,but in that video he is 69 lol
i am offended that we didnt get to see kakyoin drawn in your artstyle
Me to
yes i is disepointed
@@farteater2834 mom, come pick me, im scared. there's a 7 year old gacha kid that replied to my comment.
Im sadder that we didnt see polnareff
@@eggschlatt9609 but hey, kakyoin is the true hero of jjba. if it weren't for him, it would've ended at part 3
3:10
“Danger?”
I’m dying rn
Ah yes, the word danger. Hilarious.
@@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66 i think he meant when kira said "danger?" But he was the danger
@@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66 Ngl straight up dumbass
@R.I.P Robbie Rotten
If you don't have anything clever to say and just have to reword what the other guy said than why say anything anyways?
2:27 Dio likes his enemy
I love how they make Kira said "Danger?" Like he isn't the danger
3:30 his voice in this part is weirdly soothing
*that’s how he gets ya*
Josuke: NOT MY ONLY FRIEND!!
Koichi: ;-;
;-;
;-;
@LinkedMaple Gaming ;-;
*BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN*
@@Goku-nn3if hey aren't you supposed to be in dragon ball not jjba?
I watched all 6 parts fully back to back, this sums it up pretty well
“not my only friend”
koichi: heart been broke so many times😔💔 don’t know what to believe
Koichi: Another guy got me finished, broke my heart of no he didn't :c
Kira : *Being run over by a truck*
Killer Queen : Nah
Not gonna lie when koichi grabbed his heart it hurt like shit.
@@suukon7636 Rohan: don't worry luttle guy, I'm here for you 7w7
OI JOSUKE!
Thank you for both this animation, and acknowledging the fact that Koichi is Josuke's friend too.
Yeah
"what the fuck is going on" *while whatching a stand fight*
Darok2020 he can't see shit
living in the jojo world must be terrifying, since occasionally, shit just explodes for no apparent reason.
to be fair I have no idea what the fuck is going on even when I can see the stands.
Watching*
Darok2020 only stand users can see stands. So from his perspective, these people are just running around posturing at eachother
2:55 that laugh track got me good 😭
“Yare yare.”
*laugh track*
Chu chu LaRue 2:56
It alone is a good enough meme by itself.
You called?
Sitcoms XD
Jotaro in a nutshell
I lost my shit when dio and jotaro shuk there hands from pain
Me too
Omg
😂😂😂😂😂
You'd think that after burning alive, being impaled twice, decapitated, and partially blinded his sense of pain would be dull, but his pain receptors will always heal continuously too, vampirism kinda sucks
Honestly same
3:19 Hayato’s reaction is perfect. It perfectly sums up his thought process throughout the fight.
3:18
@@gingerhood5256 why did you do that to koichi
@@intelligentsmile591 He said something about my hair
@@gingerhood5256 3:16
What the**** is going on?
It's okay, Koichi, you got Jotaro for a friend
CALL *[ ZE AMBULANSU ]* (aka The _Duwang_ Ambulance)
Kamijou ネ d u w a n g
the duwang ambulance
[ZA AMBULANSU]
The Speedwagon
The Duwangbulance
*chew*
KamiJoJo ネ olha quem eu achei kkkk
"Yare yare"
This gets me every time.
Jakub Żochowski yare yare
What?
@ETHAN CARTER no fuck u
@@senk7365 dislike and reported to youtube u bad boi :(((
@@senk7365 your mom gay
What a beautiful duwang
Justin Y. ITS YOU?!
There must be no other commenter as great as this one...
Yare yare Justin Y I see you everywhere
Justin Y. Hi bot
stand user: Justin Y
stand name: ZA COMMENTOR
2:38
The Video:
"Now check this sh*t out! Za Warudo!"
The Captions:
*"now check bit toute seule world oh"*
3:11 Me and my brother fighting with our imagination.
3:18 Our parents watching us
3:22 The third litter brother wanting to play so me and my brother kill of his character as soon as he joins
3:28
When your best friend gets rejected from playing the game
3:36
Third little brother's introduction and death
I guess mom and dad aren't stando users
@@itsjustdewieman LITTER
3:15 looks like a gay staring contest
that's what jojo about
no homo
Well most characters from jojo's retarded adventure all look gay, dio and giofanny mostly
@@ДмитрийФ-ф9я lol most characters from jojo's retarded adventure all look gay, dio and giofanny mostly
5 meters apart cuz they are not gay
Imagine if someone watched this without seeing Jojo's first
That’s what I did, and man was watching this show like the best thing to happen to me lmao
I did, it's what started me on it.
I'm halfway through part 5
@@AL-ty7cn
Hope you enjoy
@@justdrawing231 i am
I did and its the best thing to do ever.
this is basically if the person who made jojo didnt give any effort this “JoJo’s bizarre whatever”
2:35 imagine if this actually happened in the anime.
Maybe someone can properly animate it
Bruda rifty fish
Another fishy bwudda
I can’t stop replaying it LMAO
Beeing The Hallow Is Great it says “now check bit toute seule”
...so we are just not gonna talk about how Okuyasu sounds like the original VA?
In a "I've smoked 10 packs of smokes an hour everyday since I was 6 and now I'm 80 with a throat desease"
OI JOSUKE
Top 4 most powerful weapons in jojo:
1:Giorno's Piano
2: The Ambulance that killed Kira
3: Yare Yare Daze
4: Your next line is
Bruh why does this have so many likes and replies? Thanks lol.
Via popular decision:
0: Speedwagon
0.5: Rejection of humanity
1.5: Nigerundayo, smokey
2.5: Caesar Vs. The Cross
Meep
In fifth place you get "Za worldo"
Did you mean the most overrated and normie jojokes ?
5: torture dance
*Stardust Crusaders plays*
You might wanna re-phrase that
hard to believe this was 7 years ago,
i remember watching this like its yesterday
"Jotaro, your great great grandfather sucks but he's got a nice a**"
-Dio
S K That was the most accurate thing in this video besides Jotaro saying mostly Yare Yare
That something dio would say
He ain't lyin
yAre YaRe
Does'nt That Mean He is Gay?
3:27
“Not my only friend!”
*zooms out and insert sad harmonica music*
I love how fucking accurate this is
Some Dude :D OOOOOHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGODDDDDDDDDDD
Some Dude :D That's RUclips's stand
GrimTea "Now check this shit out! ZA WORLDO!"
*stops time, gets punched by Star Platinum anyway*
"...what the f****k?!"
>Pretty much my reaction to the final fight between Jotaro and DIO
GrimTea i haven't even watched the whole series but ik Hua accurate it is
5 years later and these are still the only jojo stories that I care about
“We are the pillar men and you have 33 days to get gud, or you’ll die”
Seems legit
Reminds me of darksouls
😂😂😂😂👑👑👑👑👑