Vaccine Control?? | Christopher Titus | Zero Side Effects

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @1Tonari
    @1Tonari Год назад +33

    What I’d like to know is that “I won’t wear a mask because the Government is trying to control me” but “ I want a fascist for President” WTF?

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад

      Docyou even know what a fascist is? Its someone that locks you down and forces injections on you...

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC 10 месяцев назад

      Trumpists think laws are for other people. See jan 6

    • @zan8289
      @zan8289 11 дней назад

      And they got it..

  • @evanpatterson7098
    @evanpatterson7098 Год назад +27

    Every time someone says they won't get the vaccine because of mind control, I stare them in the eye & and go, "baaa!!"... And they do an about face & walk away in silence. 😂😂😂

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад +2

      I just looked my dad right in the eye, and tell him I’m putting more junk in my DNA trunk for later down the line. Lol.

  • @johnsteiner3417
    @johnsteiner3417 Год назад +16

    Man, I coulda been in the generation that made First Contact with aliens.
    But _NOOOO!!_
    Some motherfuckers had to ruin it for everybody!
    😁

  • @andrewjameshenderson1389
    @andrewjameshenderson1389 Год назад +113

    George Carlin would have loved this guy. ❤

  • @stephenyoung2742
    @stephenyoung2742 Год назад +26

    Some GOP states no longer mention covoid vaccines available on their web sites!

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад +10

      They seem like a very self destructive type. It's been proven, Alabama actually lost more people than were born. First time in history.

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Год назад

      In FL and TX the health depts are actually prohibited from recommending covid vaccinations. It's like they're trying their hardest to get a new wave going, to have something to bitch about

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Год назад +4

      I'm fine with that

    • @AbyssalMelody
      @AbyssalMelody Год назад

      ​@@DSAK55collective punishment aint ok

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Год назад +1

      @@AbyssalMelody you're clueless

  • @whatsupinspace854
    @whatsupinspace854 Год назад +13

    This is what we needed during the pandemic, more comedians brutally ridiculing the fooled. Public shaming has its uses.

  • @nancyhalstead916
    @nancyhalstead916 Год назад +10

    Brilliant !!!

  • @johnrains8409
    @johnrains8409 Год назад +10

    I have always said that as long as most blue-collar workers have their beer, Saturday college football, and Sunday NFL, they really do not give a damn what the government does.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад

      College football and the NFL are the modern circus.

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 Год назад +8

    I got a notification from Google: We see you were just at (name of restaurant where I work). How was your visit?
    I asked my boss if I could reply, "Food was great but the customers are all a bit nuts."
    She told me no.😂

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад

      You know… You can always create a burner Gmail account to do it with. Winking face.

  • @tspoon1968
    @tspoon1968 Год назад +21

    FANTASTIC CONTENT BROTHER C👍👍DOUBLE THUMBS UP AND KEEP ON KEEPING ON 👍👍

  • @dridadbunkerphd6523
    @dridadbunkerphd6523 Год назад +4

    Best question ever: Why YOU!?!?!

  • @bransonclayton
    @bransonclayton Год назад +12

    Something about when comedian makes himself laugh too is got to be my favorite part....

  • @Batman-gn9yh
    @Batman-gn9yh Год назад +6

    The comic book thing was AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😂

  • @evieraotacon
    @evieraotacon Год назад +3

    Always on point Chris🤘👍

  • @wgnrmat
    @wgnrmat Год назад +15

    Best comedian in the world! Cheers from Brazil

  • @Stephanie_S_777
    @Stephanie_S_777 Год назад +14

    Hasn't been a special ever where I wasn't on the floor laughing! Right up there with Dave Chappelle George Carlin & Robin williams for me!He is one of my all time favorites!

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 Год назад

      Same here! Check out Chris Porter, too. Especially the Ugly and Angry special. You'll dig it.

  • @xIronwafflexx
    @xIronwafflexx Год назад +24

    The C- joke is funny, but you have to have a B average to even be considered to take the licensing exam, and then you have to pass the exam to obtain your license. So unless back in the day you could become a doctor with a C-, I wouldn't worry too much lol. What I would watch out for is chiropractors pretending they know anything about anything important lol.

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад +4

      The only thing chiropractors actually crack is your wallet

    • @xIronwafflexx
      @xIronwafflexx Год назад

      Big facts. @@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 Год назад +2

      Actually I got critical relief from a pinched nerve in the back room of a bar in the early 70s. By a chiropractor.
      He never suggested he could do more than adjusting my spine for the most immediate relief that almost dropped me to my knees … while those around me kept up with their games of 8 ball.
      Chiropractors, the honest ones, are just trying to help people like me. Don’t denigrate the whole lot of them, please.

    • @xIronwafflexx
      @xIronwafflexx Год назад

      No@@jeanneganrude8549

    • @pamr4040
      @pamr4040 11 месяцев назад

      I know an amazing one in the Sacramento area. He got me walking again after being tossed from a horse. He volunteers his time to work with athletes in the Olympic track and field trials in Oregon. Wish I still lived in that area to keep seeing him! ❤@@jeanneganrude8549

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 Год назад +9

    I'm presently working my way through The Golden Girls. Great show! More edgy than you might remember. Hilarious writing, and the main cast is exquisite. I'm probably a Dorothy too! 🤣

  • @JamesMostowski
    @JamesMostowski Год назад +13

    I was told by an American doctor that he wanted to put in a cadaver bone in my jaw after an infection. I went to Costa Rica and the head of maxciofacial surgery from the University of Costa Rica implanted a Swiss Bovine Bone & then gave me a new implanted tooth. I couldn’t stop laughing when you said cadaver bone since the same thoughts went through my mind.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад +2

      I have bone graft in my spine from when I broke it. They were going to use cadaver bone, but couldn’t. So they took a piece of bone out of my right hip, and stuck it in my back. The spot where they took it out of my hip, hurt a lot worse than my back. I think they just routed around from my lower back over to my right hip and took it. Although, that doesn’t make sense, now that I think about it.

  • @Playingwith3D
    @Playingwith3D Год назад +17

    I was told I would have great 5G and be dead by now........

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Год назад +9

      I was pissed when I didn't get superpowers 😂

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Год назад +7

      Oh and hot spots wherever you are 😂

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Год назад +8

      Don't forget magnetism. I'm holding out for the upgraded booster, I hear it's got powered flight.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +4

      I too am still alive three shots later. I am very disappointed!

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 Год назад +3

      @MonkeyJedi99 for real. I was banking on either death/corporate zombie, or ideally being able to teleport to save gas.

  • @waynetaylor8082
    @waynetaylor8082 Год назад +1

    Not only a C-, but someone is graduating at the bottom of the class. Sleep well, my fellow citizens?..

  • @Ms.Amylia_Clenny
    @Ms.Amylia_Clenny Год назад +13

    Ironically, I just came back from a dental appointment that I doubled up with getting the most recent booster shot for Covid-19 at my doctors office (same day = doubled up appointments & efficiency) today. My local clinic just started carrying the booster yesterday.
    This is the week of Thanksgiving, 2023.
    My Covid-19 Vaccine Card is full & I asked if I need a new 1 for upcoming boosters. The Vaccine specialist / Lab Tech who I asked said it's not necessary because people don't ask to see our cards anymore.
    Right after coming out of the office, on my way home, this video pops up on my phone. 😂

    • @Denise-ux4xd
      @Denise-ux4xd Год назад +1

      There's no hope for anyone still injecting themselves with this BI0WEAP0N.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад

      My old doctors office never gave me my card. All they gave me was the immunization records for my school. They told me that was all I needed. No physical card, no digital card.

    • @Gloppp
      @Gloppp Год назад +2

      The doctors office no longer completes the Covid Cards because they upload the information for you @ Digital Vaccine Record as they do for all your vaccines. It's kinda cool too, now you don't have to keep, or track the info your self.

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад +1

      Haha wow. Its amazing how you are so subservient to your government. You would do whatever they asked of you. I bet. 😂

    • @Lostinspacepup
      @Lostinspacepup 11 месяцев назад

      WOW, definitely look into the lawsuit going on in the UK at the moment on the jab, no doubt lawsuits coming here soon

  • @archuleta1000
    @archuleta1000 Год назад +2

    LETS GO DARWIN!😂🤣😂Love how he ends the show LMAFO

  • @michaelnorrish7536
    @michaelnorrish7536 Год назад +36

    Awesome set Chris, been a fan of yours since the show Titus. Gotta say though it’s a huge sad commentary that comedians have to dress vaccinations or the actual doctors. Still keep up the awesome work. If your work ever take you to Australia or if you have touring dates planned let me know I’d love to see you live.
    Happy thanksgiving

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Год назад +1

      If you get the chance, do it! I saw him live recently and he was awesome 😂

  • @dridadbunkerphd6523
    @dridadbunkerphd6523 Год назад +1

    Even worse...One only needs a C- in math to become a teacher!

  • @razerfangegaming8548
    @razerfangegaming8548 Год назад +3

    Capitulation to evil is evil itself.

  • @jeanneganrude8549
    @jeanneganrude8549 Год назад +1

    I wish I was motorin’ over to see a Christopher Titus show right now ~

  • @1956arc
    @1956arc Год назад +1

    You got to love this guy!!

  • @theodoreroberts3407
    @theodoreroberts3407 Год назад +11

    Agreed. Otc pain meds can ruin your kidneys, doctors know, but won't tell you.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +3

      Every doctor I have had is very clear about side effects and interactions.
      Maybe going to a teaching hospital has benefits.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Год назад +1

      Agreed. They are telling me to take two 500 mg Tylenol, and for 200 mg ibuprofen every eight hours, for what is essentially cancer pain. No!

    • @theodoreroberts3407
      @theodoreroberts3407 Год назад

      @@MonkeyJedi99 yeah, maybe not having the 'C' student as a doctor too! 👍

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад

      @@theodoreroberts3407 Remember what they call the person who got the lowest passing grade for board certification... "Doctor"

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Год назад +9

    Christopher reminds me so much of Max Headroom, I thought he played the role until I looked it up.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 месяца назад +1

      I always thought Max Headroom looked like Jim Carrey mixed with Christopher Titus. Though the actual actor (Matt Frewer) does sound like Jim Carrey (at least when he voiced Dedgar Deadman on "Toonsylvania").

  • @americanoutside
    @americanoutside Год назад +2

    😂❤❤Perfect!😊😊😊❤

  • @michaelmo-ri-ar-ty1016
    @michaelmo-ri-ar-ty1016 Год назад +12

    SINCE I GOT MY BOOSTER SHOT MY 5G IS IN 4K!! GAWD BLEYUSS DUH-MERICUH!

  • @RainZen19
    @RainZen19 Год назад

    Green Lantern sounds like a strain of weed

  • @thomasdeas1941
    @thomasdeas1941 Год назад +6

    Ask my ankle.

  • @danieldamrick2330
    @danieldamrick2330 11 месяцев назад

    0:46 Your channeling ya inner John Astin❗️💜😈

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams Год назад +2

    Wanna know something horrific?
    One day, all those uncomfortable procedures that doctors, surgeons and dentists perform…will seem barbaric in comparison to what will come.
    But we don’t have that knowledge yet. So, unless we, the laymen, have any better ideas, this is what we work with and it’s better than the barbaric methods of the past.

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад

      The thing is, we laymen do have better ideas... They just get censored on these platforms.

  • @CareyBilley
    @CareyBilley Год назад +5

    I believe humanity peeked at hunter gatherer and it was all downhill from there.

    • @CareyBilley
      @CareyBilley Год назад +1

      I love your stuff Chris, it's like your sharing my brain.

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Год назад +1

      You are far from the only. This is a subject of debate among academics

  • @SpayAndNeuterChristians
    @SpayAndNeuterChristians Год назад +9

    😂kkkristiankkkunt Amerikkka!

  • @MT-Pink
    @MT-Pink Год назад +2

    lol he mixed the percentages up

  • @yak55dvr39
    @yak55dvr39 Год назад

    Awesome!

  • @Marty-mm6uz
    @Marty-mm6uz Год назад +4

    He looks and sounds like Bill Burr with hair!

  • @chriskea2758
    @chriskea2758 22 дня назад

    Brilliant ❤ it

  • @danieldamrick2330
    @danieldamrick2330 11 месяцев назад

    Keep on keeping on Christopher.💜😈

  • @Fiawordweaver
    @Fiawordweaver Год назад +3

    I love the stuff you create in your brain and out you portal speaking piece to make my day and make me laugh.
    🎉🎉🎉🎉”keep your comic……….” Your superhero name is CreativeMan😂😂

  • @paulpetersen5878
    @paulpetersen5878 Год назад +1

    I know right now side effects from COVID vaccines, and here I had hoped my shot would of mutated me into TMNT

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад

      Just keep taking them. You will end up with neurological issues.

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад +2

      @@ThePhilosophicalOne people who don't take vax get neurological issues. Or had them already

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад

      @@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC right... We'll talk in 5 years. Til then, keep taking them. 😂

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад

      ​@@ThePhilosophicalOne We already know covid patients get brain heart penis lung damage. So yeah, no need to wait. 😂
      Been taking vax since month 1. No issues for me or anyone I know. 🤙

    • @Lostinspacepup
      @Lostinspacepup 11 месяцев назад

      @@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOCdefinitely look into the lawsuit happening in the UK rn about the jabs & maybe take a gander at recent data about heart attacks blood clots death and everything else the jab gives you especially data stating the protection is less than 3% and starts loosing protection the second taken and is zilch by the 2/3 rd month out

  • @dougmicheals6037
    @dougmicheals6037 Год назад +3

    Its weird watching NPC laughing at jokes that reinforce cognitive dissonance. Gotta create a big dumb straw-man to make yourself feel better about your obviously wrong medical choices.

  • @drrick2466
    @drrick2466 Месяц назад

    I don't know any doctors who got C-'s and gradiated doctor school.

  • @Don-du7du
    @Don-du7du Год назад +2

    To the negative commentators observational humor doesn't work on the unobservant

  • @thomasdeas1941
    @thomasdeas1941 Год назад +3

    Yep.

  • @MattheoBorey
    @MattheoBorey Год назад +4

    😊

  • @thomasdeas1941
    @thomasdeas1941 Год назад +1

    I wonder, what Amber's husband is thinking, Ask Ron.

  • @dridadbunkerphd6523
    @dridadbunkerphd6523 Год назад

    Scotty, beam me up...there's no intelligent life here....

  • @johnrains8409
    @johnrains8409 Год назад +2

    If he wants to try his hand at med school, he is welcome to try.

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад

      Hes not willing to surrender his critical thinking, though. You have to give up your mind to becomr a doctor and do exactly as youre told.

    • @johnrains8409
      @johnrains8409 Год назад +1

      @ThePhilosophicalOne spoken like a person whose been there?

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад +1

      @@johnrains8409 Nope. But when every doctor is telling you "vack scenes are safe and effective" when they can't even name 3 ingredients in them, it's hard not to come to that conclusion.

    • @johnrains8409
      @johnrains8409 Год назад +1

      @@ThePhilosophicalOne You know, I started to answer that, but I realized it is not my job to rid the world of ignorance, or is it stupidity.

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад

      @@johnrains8409 😄 he does seem pretty brainwashed.

  • @1CASSIODORUS
    @1CASSIODORUS Год назад +1

    I watched 5 minutes - not a single joke that made me laugh .

    • @Orolandes
      @Orolandes Год назад +2

      Guessing then you're in the group he was taking about.

  • @gordybishop2375
    @gordybishop2375 Год назад

    Barstow did not deserve that

  • @junemoores9156
    @junemoores9156 Год назад

    Bra vo

  • @DanaCasey01
    @DanaCasey01 Год назад

    Guy doesn't see his inconsistency or hypocrisy - not a real comedian is he? Starving comedian at best.

    • @JL-kf8mw
      @JL-kf8mw Год назад +7

      Baaaaaaa.🐑🐑

  • @TruthDispensary
    @TruthDispensary Год назад +13

    I want my 3rd booster and
    I want it now!

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад +6

      I wanted my magneto powers! Stupid lying conspiracysts! 😢😢

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Год назад +2

      ​@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      Same

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Год назад +2

      ​@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOCjust keep taking them. 😂

    • @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
      @CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC Год назад +1

      ​@@ThePhilosophicalOne the people in Alabama didnt vax. They had more deaths than births for the first time in history.

    • @Lostinspacepup
      @Lostinspacepup 11 месяцев назад +1

      WOW, if only you wanted actual recent data on it & knowledge to actually give informed consent, smh lawsuit going on in UK rn about jabs which will be coming to the US soon

  • @faysitler1211
    @faysitler1211 Год назад

    ❤ hey and be nice to the ancient alien show. I like watching it too That's my adult cartoon show. Damn it funny bit loved it