Every time someone says they won't get the vaccine because of mind control, I stare them in the eye & and go, "baaa!!"... And they do an about face & walk away in silence. 😂😂😂
In FL and TX the health depts are actually prohibited from recommending covid vaccinations. It's like they're trying their hardest to get a new wave going, to have something to bitch about
I have always said that as long as most blue-collar workers have their beer, Saturday college football, and Sunday NFL, they really do not give a damn what the government does.
I got a notification from Google: We see you were just at (name of restaurant where I work). How was your visit? I asked my boss if I could reply, "Food was great but the customers are all a bit nuts." She told me no.😂
Hasn't been a special ever where I wasn't on the floor laughing! Right up there with Dave Chappelle George Carlin & Robin williams for me!He is one of my all time favorites!
The C- joke is funny, but you have to have a B average to even be considered to take the licensing exam, and then you have to pass the exam to obtain your license. So unless back in the day you could become a doctor with a C-, I wouldn't worry too much lol. What I would watch out for is chiropractors pretending they know anything about anything important lol.
Actually I got critical relief from a pinched nerve in the back room of a bar in the early 70s. By a chiropractor. He never suggested he could do more than adjusting my spine for the most immediate relief that almost dropped me to my knees … while those around me kept up with their games of 8 ball. Chiropractors, the honest ones, are just trying to help people like me. Don’t denigrate the whole lot of them, please.
I know an amazing one in the Sacramento area. He got me walking again after being tossed from a horse. He volunteers his time to work with athletes in the Olympic track and field trials in Oregon. Wish I still lived in that area to keep seeing him! ❤@@jeanneganrude8549
I'm presently working my way through The Golden Girls. Great show! More edgy than you might remember. Hilarious writing, and the main cast is exquisite. I'm probably a Dorothy too! 🤣
I was told by an American doctor that he wanted to put in a cadaver bone in my jaw after an infection. I went to Costa Rica and the head of maxciofacial surgery from the University of Costa Rica implanted a Swiss Bovine Bone & then gave me a new implanted tooth. I couldn’t stop laughing when you said cadaver bone since the same thoughts went through my mind.
I have bone graft in my spine from when I broke it. They were going to use cadaver bone, but couldn’t. So they took a piece of bone out of my right hip, and stuck it in my back. The spot where they took it out of my hip, hurt a lot worse than my back. I think they just routed around from my lower back over to my right hip and took it. Although, that doesn’t make sense, now that I think about it.
Ironically, I just came back from a dental appointment that I doubled up with getting the most recent booster shot for Covid-19 at my doctors office (same day = doubled up appointments & efficiency) today. My local clinic just started carrying the booster yesterday. This is the week of Thanksgiving, 2023. My Covid-19 Vaccine Card is full & I asked if I need a new 1 for upcoming boosters. The Vaccine specialist / Lab Tech who I asked said it's not necessary because people don't ask to see our cards anymore. Right after coming out of the office, on my way home, this video pops up on my phone. 😂
My old doctors office never gave me my card. All they gave me was the immunization records for my school. They told me that was all I needed. No physical card, no digital card.
The doctors office no longer completes the Covid Cards because they upload the information for you @ Digital Vaccine Record as they do for all your vaccines. It's kinda cool too, now you don't have to keep, or track the info your self.
Awesome set Chris, been a fan of yours since the show Titus. Gotta say though it’s a huge sad commentary that comedians have to dress vaccinations or the actual doctors. Still keep up the awesome work. If your work ever take you to Australia or if you have touring dates planned let me know I’d love to see you live. Happy thanksgiving
I always thought Max Headroom looked like Jim Carrey mixed with Christopher Titus. Though the actual actor (Matt Frewer) does sound like Jim Carrey (at least when he voiced Dedgar Deadman on "Toonsylvania").
Wanna know something horrific? One day, all those uncomfortable procedures that doctors, surgeons and dentists perform…will seem barbaric in comparison to what will come. But we don’t have that knowledge yet. So, unless we, the laymen, have any better ideas, this is what we work with and it’s better than the barbaric methods of the past.
I love the stuff you create in your brain and out you portal speaking piece to make my day and make me laugh. 🎉🎉🎉🎉”keep your comic……….” Your superhero name is CreativeMan😂😂
@@ThePhilosophicalOne We already know covid patients get brain heart penis lung damage. So yeah, no need to wait. 😂 Been taking vax since month 1. No issues for me or anyone I know. 🤙
@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOCdefinitely look into the lawsuit happening in the UK rn about the jabs & maybe take a gander at recent data about heart attacks blood clots death and everything else the jab gives you especially data stating the protection is less than 3% and starts loosing protection the second taken and is zilch by the 2/3 rd month out
Its weird watching NPC laughing at jokes that reinforce cognitive dissonance. Gotta create a big dumb straw-man to make yourself feel better about your obviously wrong medical choices.
@@johnrains8409 Nope. But when every doctor is telling you "vack scenes are safe and effective" when they can't even name 3 ingredients in them, it's hard not to come to that conclusion.
WOW, if only you wanted actual recent data on it & knowledge to actually give informed consent, smh lawsuit going on in UK rn about jabs which will be coming to the US soon
What I’d like to know is that “I won’t wear a mask because the Government is trying to control me” but “ I want a fascist for President” WTF?
Docyou even know what a fascist is? Its someone that locks you down and forces injections on you...
Trumpists think laws are for other people. See jan 6
And they got it..
Every time someone says they won't get the vaccine because of mind control, I stare them in the eye & and go, "baaa!!"... And they do an about face & walk away in silence. 😂😂😂
I just looked my dad right in the eye, and tell him I’m putting more junk in my DNA trunk for later down the line. Lol.
Man, I coulda been in the generation that made First Contact with aliens.
But _NOOOO!!_
Some motherfuckers had to ruin it for everybody!
😁
George Carlin would have loved this guy. ❤
I'm willing to bet that George knew of Titus.
Carlin the legend, RIP
He was around
😂
@@DcnBls I'm pretty sure they met a few times, probably hung out.
Some GOP states no longer mention covoid vaccines available on their web sites!
They seem like a very self destructive type. It's been proven, Alabama actually lost more people than were born. First time in history.
In FL and TX the health depts are actually prohibited from recommending covid vaccinations. It's like they're trying their hardest to get a new wave going, to have something to bitch about
I'm fine with that
@@DSAK55collective punishment aint ok
@@AbyssalMelody you're clueless
This is what we needed during the pandemic, more comedians brutally ridiculing the fooled. Public shaming has its uses.
Brilliant !!!
I have always said that as long as most blue-collar workers have their beer, Saturday college football, and Sunday NFL, they really do not give a damn what the government does.
College football and the NFL are the modern circus.
I got a notification from Google: We see you were just at (name of restaurant where I work). How was your visit?
I asked my boss if I could reply, "Food was great but the customers are all a bit nuts."
She told me no.😂
You know… You can always create a burner Gmail account to do it with. Winking face.
FANTASTIC CONTENT BROTHER C👍👍DOUBLE THUMBS UP AND KEEP ON KEEPING ON 👍👍
Best question ever: Why YOU!?!?!
Something about when comedian makes himself laugh too is got to be my favorite part....
The comic book thing was AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😂
Always on point Chris🤘👍
Best comedian in the world! Cheers from Brazil
Hasn't been a special ever where I wasn't on the floor laughing! Right up there with Dave Chappelle George Carlin & Robin williams for me!He is one of my all time favorites!
Same here! Check out Chris Porter, too. Especially the Ugly and Angry special. You'll dig it.
The C- joke is funny, but you have to have a B average to even be considered to take the licensing exam, and then you have to pass the exam to obtain your license. So unless back in the day you could become a doctor with a C-, I wouldn't worry too much lol. What I would watch out for is chiropractors pretending they know anything about anything important lol.
The only thing chiropractors actually crack is your wallet
Big facts. @@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
Actually I got critical relief from a pinched nerve in the back room of a bar in the early 70s. By a chiropractor.
He never suggested he could do more than adjusting my spine for the most immediate relief that almost dropped me to my knees … while those around me kept up with their games of 8 ball.
Chiropractors, the honest ones, are just trying to help people like me. Don’t denigrate the whole lot of them, please.
No@@jeanneganrude8549
I know an amazing one in the Sacramento area. He got me walking again after being tossed from a horse. He volunteers his time to work with athletes in the Olympic track and field trials in Oregon. Wish I still lived in that area to keep seeing him! ❤@@jeanneganrude8549
I'm presently working my way through The Golden Girls. Great show! More edgy than you might remember. Hilarious writing, and the main cast is exquisite. I'm probably a Dorothy too! 🤣
I was told by an American doctor that he wanted to put in a cadaver bone in my jaw after an infection. I went to Costa Rica and the head of maxciofacial surgery from the University of Costa Rica implanted a Swiss Bovine Bone & then gave me a new implanted tooth. I couldn’t stop laughing when you said cadaver bone since the same thoughts went through my mind.
I have bone graft in my spine from when I broke it. They were going to use cadaver bone, but couldn’t. So they took a piece of bone out of my right hip, and stuck it in my back. The spot where they took it out of my hip, hurt a lot worse than my back. I think they just routed around from my lower back over to my right hip and took it. Although, that doesn’t make sense, now that I think about it.
I was told I would have great 5G and be dead by now........
I was pissed when I didn't get superpowers 😂
Oh and hot spots wherever you are 😂
Don't forget magnetism. I'm holding out for the upgraded booster, I hear it's got powered flight.
I too am still alive three shots later. I am very disappointed!
@MonkeyJedi99 for real. I was banking on either death/corporate zombie, or ideally being able to teleport to save gas.
Not only a C-, but someone is graduating at the bottom of the class. Sleep well, my fellow citizens?..
Ironically, I just came back from a dental appointment that I doubled up with getting the most recent booster shot for Covid-19 at my doctors office (same day = doubled up appointments & efficiency) today. My local clinic just started carrying the booster yesterday.
This is the week of Thanksgiving, 2023.
My Covid-19 Vaccine Card is full & I asked if I need a new 1 for upcoming boosters. The Vaccine specialist / Lab Tech who I asked said it's not necessary because people don't ask to see our cards anymore.
Right after coming out of the office, on my way home, this video pops up on my phone. 😂
There's no hope for anyone still injecting themselves with this BI0WEAP0N.
My old doctors office never gave me my card. All they gave me was the immunization records for my school. They told me that was all I needed. No physical card, no digital card.
The doctors office no longer completes the Covid Cards because they upload the information for you @ Digital Vaccine Record as they do for all your vaccines. It's kinda cool too, now you don't have to keep, or track the info your self.
Haha wow. Its amazing how you are so subservient to your government. You would do whatever they asked of you. I bet. 😂
WOW, definitely look into the lawsuit going on in the UK at the moment on the jab, no doubt lawsuits coming here soon
LETS GO DARWIN!😂🤣😂Love how he ends the show LMAFO
Awesome set Chris, been a fan of yours since the show Titus. Gotta say though it’s a huge sad commentary that comedians have to dress vaccinations or the actual doctors. Still keep up the awesome work. If your work ever take you to Australia or if you have touring dates planned let me know I’d love to see you live.
Happy thanksgiving
If you get the chance, do it! I saw him live recently and he was awesome 😂
Even worse...One only needs a C- in math to become a teacher!
Capitulation to evil is evil itself.
I wish I was motorin’ over to see a Christopher Titus show right now ~
You got to love this guy!!
Agreed. Otc pain meds can ruin your kidneys, doctors know, but won't tell you.
Every doctor I have had is very clear about side effects and interactions.
Maybe going to a teaching hospital has benefits.
Agreed. They are telling me to take two 500 mg Tylenol, and for 200 mg ibuprofen every eight hours, for what is essentially cancer pain. No!
@@MonkeyJedi99 yeah, maybe not having the 'C' student as a doctor too! 👍
@@theodoreroberts3407 Remember what they call the person who got the lowest passing grade for board certification... "Doctor"
Christopher reminds me so much of Max Headroom, I thought he played the role until I looked it up.
I always thought Max Headroom looked like Jim Carrey mixed with Christopher Titus. Though the actual actor (Matt Frewer) does sound like Jim Carrey (at least when he voiced Dedgar Deadman on "Toonsylvania").
😂❤❤Perfect!😊😊😊❤
SINCE I GOT MY BOOSTER SHOT MY 5G IS IN 4K!! GAWD BLEYUSS DUH-MERICUH!
My 5G is now 6G! USA NUMBA WON!
😂😂😂😂😂
Green Lantern sounds like a strain of weed
Ask my ankle.
No Viagra Ask Ron.
0:46 Your channeling ya inner John Astin❗️💜😈
Wanna know something horrific?
One day, all those uncomfortable procedures that doctors, surgeons and dentists perform…will seem barbaric in comparison to what will come.
But we don’t have that knowledge yet. So, unless we, the laymen, have any better ideas, this is what we work with and it’s better than the barbaric methods of the past.
The thing is, we laymen do have better ideas... They just get censored on these platforms.
I believe humanity peeked at hunter gatherer and it was all downhill from there.
I love your stuff Chris, it's like your sharing my brain.
You are far from the only. This is a subject of debate among academics
😂kkkristiankkkunt Amerikkka!
They want us all to be as miserable and paranoid as they are.
lol he mixed the percentages up
Awesome!
He looks and sounds like Bill Burr with hair!
Brilliant ❤ it
Keep on keeping on Christopher.💜😈
I love the stuff you create in your brain and out you portal speaking piece to make my day and make me laugh.
🎉🎉🎉🎉”keep your comic……….” Your superhero name is CreativeMan😂😂
I know right now side effects from COVID vaccines, and here I had hoped my shot would of mutated me into TMNT
Just keep taking them. You will end up with neurological issues.
@@ThePhilosophicalOne people who don't take vax get neurological issues. Or had them already
@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC right... We'll talk in 5 years. Til then, keep taking them. 😂
@@ThePhilosophicalOne We already know covid patients get brain heart penis lung damage. So yeah, no need to wait. 😂
Been taking vax since month 1. No issues for me or anyone I know. 🤙
@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOCdefinitely look into the lawsuit happening in the UK rn about the jabs & maybe take a gander at recent data about heart attacks blood clots death and everything else the jab gives you especially data stating the protection is less than 3% and starts loosing protection the second taken and is zilch by the 2/3 rd month out
Its weird watching NPC laughing at jokes that reinforce cognitive dissonance. Gotta create a big dumb straw-man to make yourself feel better about your obviously wrong medical choices.
I don't know any doctors who got C-'s and gradiated doctor school.
To the negative commentators observational humor doesn't work on the unobservant
Yep.
😊
I wonder, what Amber's husband is thinking, Ask Ron.
Scotty, beam me up...there's no intelligent life here....
If he wants to try his hand at med school, he is welcome to try.
Hes not willing to surrender his critical thinking, though. You have to give up your mind to becomr a doctor and do exactly as youre told.
@ThePhilosophicalOne spoken like a person whose been there?
@@johnrains8409 Nope. But when every doctor is telling you "vack scenes are safe and effective" when they can't even name 3 ingredients in them, it's hard not to come to that conclusion.
@@ThePhilosophicalOne You know, I started to answer that, but I realized it is not my job to rid the world of ignorance, or is it stupidity.
@@johnrains8409 😄 he does seem pretty brainwashed.
I watched 5 minutes - not a single joke that made me laugh .
Guessing then you're in the group he was taking about.
Barstow did not deserve that
Bra vo
Guy doesn't see his inconsistency or hypocrisy - not a real comedian is he? Starving comedian at best.
Baaaaaaa.🐑🐑
I want my 3rd booster and
I want it now!
I wanted my magneto powers! Stupid lying conspiracysts! 😢😢
@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC
Same
@@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOCjust keep taking them. 😂
@@ThePhilosophicalOne the people in Alabama didnt vax. They had more deaths than births for the first time in history.
WOW, if only you wanted actual recent data on it & knowledge to actually give informed consent, smh lawsuit going on in UK rn about jabs which will be coming to the US soon
❤ hey and be nice to the ancient alien show. I like watching it too That's my adult cartoon show. Damn it funny bit loved it