thank u so much for saying this. reading the section of his wikipedia where they explain in love with a creeper has absolutely made my day. like im in HYSTERICS
I adore how everyone in Kurtistown is so nice, like- no one is destroying each others stuff, no one is making anything bad. There’s a butt worshipping place and a zoo- I mean- wholesome
To anyone who is getting any ideas of building this clock in their world: DON'T DO IT! Anyone who is caught building this clock in another town besides Kurtistown WILL have their eyes taken out!!!
I‘ve being having a really shitty day and I needed something to make me smile, thanks Kurtis, love your videos Edit: thanks for the responses, i hope your days got better, mine did and with this wholesome coments from people from kurtis town is even better now
I have the goat story w cheese video downloaded and i watch it every other night when im anxious and can't sleep.. i know it by heart now thank you mayor
yo folks The most amazing shit just happened to me I was in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out And my BRALESS WIFE BRINGS ME A SANDWICH, NOT ASK FOR AS I GET A DOUBLE KILL BOT LANE, so i was wondering, how's yall day going
I love that Kurtis told that Cryptid4Clover person to stop jumping on the bed or he’ll get hurt, then in the next clip you see that they died by falling from a high place 😆
Kurtis, you need to film a vid where you are the young version of weird al yancovic because I feel you would have looked just like him. He is the forefather funny parodies and weird ass songs after all, so It just fits right lol
At 12:28 I read in the chat "I'm not a murderer, I'm the mayor," and for some reason I thought it was the funniest shit, and almost choked on my soda laughing.
I love that his Wikipedia page says he’s a magician
it does?? that's amazing
@@chahrlay it also says he’s the mayor in kurtis town, hawaii
thank u so much for saying this. reading the section of his wikipedia where they explain in love with a creeper has absolutely made my day. like im in HYSTERICS
kurtis gonna lose his marbles when goats get added to the game
the fact that he keeps calling the prague astronomical clock the “goat story clock” is so funny, like it hasn’t been around since 1410
Who cares if it's been around since 10 past 2?
Wait that’s the real name? 😭
It literally sent me
well, it hasn't really been around for that long, the swedes stole the clock, didn't understand how it worked, and then melted it for the gold.
@@indoorgreg7364 its called orloj in czech
I adore how everyone in Kurtistown is so nice, like- no one is destroying each others stuff, no one is making anything bad. There’s a butt worshipping place and a zoo- I mean- wholesome
Nobody makes it stinky, it's so pleasant
Someone said labor check in the chat when they started building the clock tower and that killed me 😭
Hahahahahaha yeah
The chat always kills me
I saw that too lmaoo
To anyone who is getting any ideas of building this clock in their world: DON'T DO IT! Anyone who is caught building this clock in another town besides Kurtistown WILL have their eyes taken out!!!
damn thanks for the heads up 🙏
At least it's not a fish in the month
@@izzyme989 thank you for commenting this
@@izzyme989 ope, fish in the mouth 😔
@@violetscrypt Of course 🙏🏼
"We put the piss in Olympus"
-Kurtis Conner, 2021
- zeus, probably
@@mentallyunstable1926 -Sun Tzu maybe
@@Sunimec Technoblade reference?
Olympiss
@@indoorgreg7364 hmm yes you do make a good point
I love that there are like hundreds of amazingly designed structures and Kurtis is most impressed by a crooked diving board made out of dirt.
Kurtis and everyone on the Kurtistown SMP should preform a minecraft rendition of Goat Story
omg that would be amazing
LMAO I BROUGHT THAT UP ONCE ON THE SERVER BIT I NEVER BUILT THE THEATET
Would you like... *another nail?*
@@falinksies how can I join lol
@@myaculbertson money pretty much you tier 3 sub to kurtis on twitch
The best movie and the best game combined, what a day to be alive
with the best youtuber!
and the best comedian!
True kakashi
Ye
Wild guess, Is this a Two Minute Papers reference?...
“‘Kurtis doesn’t know what capitalism is’? Who me? It’s when you start your sentence with a big letter.” 11:36
"You would like Ben Shapiro"
Kurtis: "Hey no i wouldn't" 💀💀💀💀💀
17:01
*Kurtis referring to the oldest operational clock in the world and one of the Czech Republic's most famous landmarks:* "that clock from Goat Story"
Kurtis was deeply moved by that ninja tweet and will not stop referencing it
He did a whole thing on his podcast.
@@DaviniaHill he's haunted by it 😂
what tweet? Did I miss something?
@@jaheyrissa ninja tweeted about his wife bringing him a sandwich and Kurtis has mentioned it on every platform he has 😂
I love how he had the whole thing memorized
In the wise words of Bimini Bon Boulash: “The nipples are the eyes of the face.”
YES THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT U WAS THINKING
i was looking for this comment omg
Bimini Bon Dropping Facts
Very happy to find other Drag Race fans in the comments 🙌🏼🤣
YES YES YES
Not the famous clock that has been in Prague for centuries “the clock from goat story”
KURT! DON’T BUILD THE CLOCK! THEY’LL CUT YOUR EYES OUT IF YOU BUILD THE CLOCK IN ANOTHER TOWN!
i love the people who play minecraft and just go SO HARD and build whole towns in 2 days. seriously makes me happy
Game: 19/20 sleeping
Kurtis: cmon we just need one more person to sleep (*not actively sleeping*)
Kurtis seeing Mount Olympus and immediately assuming it's Sky High is everything
Seeing the gamers of kurtis town come together to create something this beautiful is truly refreshing, I guess not everything in the world sucks ass
Watching Kurtis slay Patrick after getting thrown off the tower- legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
I like how Patrick just _casually_ push the Mayor down the tower.
I love how many inside jokes Kurtis has with us
The throwback to goat story was unexpected but a very welcome one
Nice pfp
Yeah kurtboi knows how to throw it back lmao
@@brainwashedbytheleft6384 in more ways than one . winks
This is a surprisingly wholesome Minecraft server
Prague: *exists*
Kurtis watchers: Oh fuck they turned the city from Goat Story into a real thing
When he asked what a beacon was i thought he said vegan and I just couldn't stop laughing my ass of
Kurtis being excited about the gooby is the most adorable thing ever
kurtis single handedly marketing for goat story they better hire this man 😫😫😫
Petition to rename Orloj "the Goat Story clock"
I like watching the Kurtis Town videos with the thought that they have no idea what Nick is doing underground.
Delete this 🗡
what is nick doing underground 😳
I started peeing as soon as Kurtis said "who's pissin over here" wtf
On your floor?😳
@@Raspieberry yes
@@katieeli ayo piss drawer
'whos pissin over here' you, apparently
“wOuLd YoU lIkE aNoThEr NaIl?”
I‘ve being having a really shitty day and I needed something to make me smile, thanks Kurtis, love your videos
Edit: thanks for the responses, i hope your days got better, mine did and with this wholesome coments from people from kurtis town is even better now
ikr! Hope you feel better soon. I've been feeling kinda shitty too
ah looks like we all feel shitty!! i hope you guys feel better, Kurtis really helps a lot of people
shitty days all around lmao- I hope you all feel better soon
same. hope u have a better day
kurtis is great for when you're feeling shitty :) hope u guys feel better
I have the goat story w cheese video downloaded and i watch it every other night when im anxious and can't sleep.. i know it by heart now thank you mayor
This is so cute and so cursed lmao
This is the ultimate kurtistown experience
huge kudos to the people who made that cathedral bruh holy shit it's insanely pretty
I cant believe how so many kurtistown members are such talented builders like I expected stupid chaotic builds but there is some actually pretty stuff
Patrick: *Throws Kurtis off the tower*
Kurtis: the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed!
@Kurtis Conner fan9000 In Order to ensure the security and continuing stability! Kurtistown will be reorganised into the FIRST *GALACTIC* **EMPIAH!**
@@obiwankenobi9141 For a Safe and SECURE *SOCIETAY!*
“He doesn’t know what capitalism is? Yeah, it’s when you start your sentence with a capital letter” killed me, I’m ded
ever since he became a twitch partner he’s like way sexier
cant wait til he logs on again and the builders have completely transformed the tower into something sick(er)
the bit about capitalism got me more than i would care to admit
Kurtis’s stache looking pretty fly here
we love to see it, goat story is back baby
Everyone in kurtistown smp seems so nice and wholesome and I expected no less
11:59 I feel like we just skipped over that attempted assassination of our leader way too quickly
i’m not even a minute in but after seeing the title this is already one of my favourite videos to ever exist
kurtis town needs a theme park with epic rollercoasters !!!
Patrick, is the Craig of kurtistown
Watching Kurts videos is the only thing I look forward to every week
I recently visited the clock in prague and was constantly thinking of Kurtis and Goat Story 😌
i love watching you play in the kurtistown smp, it’s so fun to see all the citizens work together and be nice to you (cause it’s the law)
fishy fishy fish
makin it stinky
Finally its happening 😭 🙏 im just happy that kurtis didn't get distracted by carving a creeper into the tower and cause it to collapse
kurtis town has become a real thing, you guys are so creative. I love it!
Oh my gosh three kurtis videos in a week is it kristmas!
5:41 the rainbow in the cathedral makes me so happy
"Would you like..another nail?"
…sir? 👁👄👁
🔴🔴
I'm a simple girl. I see Kurtis's channel, I see Goat Story, I click
Its called Orloj [orloi] but foreigns usually call it Prague clock ❤️
I thought it was the ‘Prague astronomical clock’.
yo folks
The most amazing shit just happened to me
I was in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out And my BRALESS WIFE BRINGS ME A SANDWICH, NOT ASK FOR AS I GET A DOUBLE KILL BOT LANE, so i was wondering, how's yall day going
i keep watching these but i've never even played minecraft
I love that Kurtis told that Cryptid4Clover person to stop jumping on the bed or he’ll get hurt, then in the next clip you see that they died by falling from a high place 😆
Kurtis, you need to film a vid where you are the young version of weird al yancovic because I feel you would have looked just like him. He is the forefather funny parodies and weird ass songs after all, so It just fits right lol
AGREED
aww the birthday gifts are so cute
SIR PLEASE LET THE TOWNSPEOPLE ON THE SERVER REMAKE THE MOVIE
I was just rewatching that goat story video
Kurtis's "Patrick!?" after he got knocked down the tower is killing me 😭
a goat story my beloved
i love goat story
I’m in love with goat story....
The birthday book and zoo, those two players are so cute 😭😭
The Prague astronomical clock is now known as the clock form Goat Story and I dont know what I think about that.
the desktop kills me everytime omfg
1:09 nice to know that Kurtis, Joana Ceddia, Noel Miller, and I are all in the same boat (help)
Capitalism, the act of starting a sentance with a capital letter
i never want this series to end
The crossover we never new we needed
I’ve been loving the weed reference in Kurtiss video lately 😂🍃☮️✨
I just watched Patrick star gets sentenced to death for treason
We need a Goat Story RP server up and running pretty please
sometimes when I watch these videos, it feels like me and kurt are just friends hanging out. love him so much
3:16 my School... or college I go to is literally the Sky High School {California State University, Northridge} it’s called the Oviatt library lmao
whoa they built a clock in prague based on the goat story clock 😍😍😍😍😍
MESA A PROUD KURTIS TOWN CITIZEN!!!!
Hey! You ruined the prequels!
this is all of my hopes and dreams put into one video
Shirt’s giving me some Eurovision flashbacks 🇧🇪
I love the ninja reference in the beginnign
I have "aye let me explode in your cave" stuck in my head. HELP!
Don’t forget about the creepy pee baby
the ultimate crossover yoo
would you like anotha nail?
i hope kurt man keeps his hair like this forever i love it
I was sad earlier but this cheered me up thanks Kurt
I was not expecting hammer and sickle, I love this place
HEAR YE
HERE YE
MINE MASTER KURTIS IS BUILDING A GIANT CLOCK
The rooftop party 👹 aw sticky keys
7:00
Yooo is that a panda with trans rights
Epic
nice
I've watched the Goat Story reaction video at least 30 times. it's that good.
At 12:28 I read in the chat "I'm not a murderer, I'm the mayor," and for some reason I thought it was the funniest shit, and almost choked on my soda laughing.