It's hilarious. I am guessing Jarvis is like me and read guides or something so he didn't have to waste time trying to figure out how to be badass. Danny and Kurtis mostly winged it and let the chat inform them and obviously Danny got hazed 90% of the time lololol.
@@victoriazersikov3956 the story is that, when on tour with danny and drew, kurtis told a factually incorrect joke abt being named after britney spears so they dragged him along the road on his 🅱️are 🅱️utt and 🅱️alls
This might sound incredibly sad...and it is, but imagine having the confidence to be playing Minecraft on stream with your friends and be like "I made this song and I think it's really cool" and then immediately play a song of you rapping in a British accent. That might not make any sense to anyone who doesn't have anxiety, and maybe I just think that everyone secretly hates me, but I just was like damn...good for Danny! That's amazing!
I watched this live from Jarvis’s pov but in squad stream mode and some how missed the exposition for the parkour thing kurtis and Danny did and they did it for like,,, a rlly long time so there was just like ten minutes of Jarvis running around in a mine and kurtis and Danny just like building random pillars and throwing themselves off of them and not mentioning it at all while they all talked about something completely different
Absolutely living for Kurtis being the only other baddie warrior Danny's ok with getting hurt by while he respects Jarvis for his knowledge and just hates Nick 💀💀
So the sound for “Privy to the Crux” was terrible in this video. If they think this was good, they’ll really love it when they can actually hear the whole thing.
you guys should try realeasing videos in order of the timeline of the smp but seperate moments if that makes sense that way people have more reason to watch more then one of your guy's videos considering they're all the same just from different pov's
I was playing one time like 5 years ago and we found a woodland mansion but we didn’t know what it was. It was hilarious and we kept dying but we ended up beating the wizard upstairs and it had like 3 or 4 stories.
everytime i hear the line “that’s my friend logan” i die a little bit, i just start imaging how logan reacted to hearing that after hearing “ew wtf is that”
just get two cats and breed a bunch of them with fish and put them all around the buildings cause creepers are scared of cats so they won't fuck with you
jarvis being OP and carrying danny and kurt through this while they just play around is so cute
Haha yeah Jarvis coming in way after Kurtis and Danny and being way more skilled with more op stuff
He did a great job keeping the kids alive in that murder mansion 😂
@@Cringe_Sister i i
@@TmanPoli hmmm?
It's hilarious. I am guessing Jarvis is like me and read guides or something so he didn't have to waste time trying to figure out how to be badass. Danny and Kurtis mostly winged it and let the chat inform them and obviously Danny got hazed 90% of the time lololol.
I love that Kurtis is the only one who gets the true gamer rage it’s so funny cause he’s the only one who seems genuinely upset when he dies
Gamer? I hardly know her!
@@obiwankenobi9141 Nice
jarvis: chaotic good
kurtis: chaotic neutral
danny: chaotic evil
nick: just chaotic
Nick: chaotic chaotic
@@TabascoSour how does he do that lmao
@@TabascoSour elaborate
@@tijanaself897 See above.
Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and then danny thinking it was the zombies is insanely funny
timestamp?
@@mryrth 15:32
i only ever watched it from dannys pov until now so for TWO YEARS i thought it was the zombies too i was convinced they could break scaffolding
i am absolutely losing it over “oh that’s my friend logan”
IVE REPLAYED TYAT PART LIKE TEN TIMES
watching kurtis commit to the lie about breaking the scaffolding in real time was magical to see
DUNCAN? HELLO !!!!
Jarvis is like a single dad getting everything ready for the road trip while his kids just play around akdjsjjd
Playing around killing each others cats- relatable 🤪
@@radiotelevision2371 not u being goofy🤪
@@hnestly1355 Lol, never me 🤪
@@radiotelevision2371 thought this was Danny’s second channel🤪🤪
@@hnestly1355 I’m pretty sure it is 🤪🤪🤪
The creeper song do be hittin dif when kurt actually got 3 creepers in his basement
What show is ur profile pic from?
@@75sol21 i think it was the anime luka said in his interview that he liked. i’d go search it up
@@75sol21 love is hard for otaku
Creeper? I hardly know her!
4 if you count the one looming way back that he boxed out
i did not expect danny to start singing w a british accent i almost pissed myself
I guess you weren't privy to the crux
@@DaviniaHill norrr 😭
omg time stamp pls
@@user-qp9hv4nd8c 5:54 !!!
I thought it said giggling w a British accent and I got confused
Can we talk about how kurtis has been keeping creepers in his basement 💀😳
Maybe he's the real creeper
he did have those chains in the old house
idk why we’re surprised, we know that kurtis is kinky
Creeper? I hardly know her!
@@ayeletdrago he put one in his new house too 😂
nick joining the discord from a taco restaurant while on vacation still makes me laugh so hard everytime
the grind doesn't stop
i read this comment as “makes me hard everytime” 😭😭😭
Kurtis’s growing smile while Danny was burning to death💀
bruh what's the time stamp
omg i have to look for this
17:58 💀
@@pokaay3163 omfg 😭
I love when kurtis and danny see a vindicator and the music starts and they just start running screaming “JARVIS HELP”
idk but that doorman that Jarvis hired seems kind of unprofessional, just hitting people out of the blue....idk :/
Kinda toxic tbh
no cuz im glad someone is finally talking abt this :/
@obviously well that was random
Nick getting revenge on Danny was absolutely amazing. Best lore yet.
The statue looked so good too 😂
@@JBC352 it really did tho
I audibly screamed when Kurtis turned around and Danny was in the boat
Lol mood
Timestamp?
@@TheMorde45 12:12
I JUMPED I was not prepared for that 😂
ME TOOOO
This episode had legit jump scares
Why is no one talking about how the creeper literally demonically flung itself towards Kurtis 😃😃
im sobbinf
I literally screamed 💀
Why was it actually scary 🗿
Cuz it was pretty traumatic for him idk why you brought it up again that’s kinda messed up.
thanks for the help with the map and mansion dudes. couldn't have done it with you!
Jarvis you must know you are the forever protagonist in the SMP
lmao the balls dragged on the road joke without context hits different
Plz what’s the context 💀
@@victoriazersikov3956 the story is that, when on tour with danny and drew, kurtis told a factually incorrect joke abt being named after britney spears so they dragged him along the road on his 🅱️are 🅱️utt and 🅱️alls
the way kurt just jumps on top of the crops is absolutely unhinged
one minute in and yall already hoodwinked each other hoodwink speedrun
@obviously am i being hoodwinked rn
Going in: “Oh they might be nice, there could be like a ball pit or something.”
As soon as they get too close: “OH MY GOD RUNNNNNNNNNN”
I feel bad for kurtis, there's always something shitting on him with each session
he’s always getting hoodwinked 😞😫
More like someone 😏
The “Kurtis did u see that? 😳” to kurtis destroying Danny’s scaffolding is KILLING ME 😂😂😂
kurtis genuinely panicked when he broke danny's scaffolding and lying about it LMFOAOOO
This might sound incredibly sad...and it is, but imagine having the confidence to be playing Minecraft on stream with your friends and be like "I made this song and I think it's really cool" and then immediately play a song of you rapping in a British accent. That might not make any sense to anyone who doesn't have anxiety, and maybe I just think that everyone secretly hates me, but I just was like damn...good for Danny! That's amazing!
Kurtis breaking Danny’s scaffolding and instantly pretending he didn’t was fucking comedy gold.
I love how Danny is going through a crisis with Nick and Kurtis is just passive aggressively going through his stuff, missing it all
Holy cow, I took a sip when Kurtis got in the boat and legit had to spit my water out when I saw Danny behind him. Luckily I was at the sink haha.
Water? I hardly know her!
“Uh…. No, they were all covered in poopy stink” y’all are killing me lmao
literally 😢
you don’t got much time amigo
the last like 1/4th of this video is basically a horror movie
Horror? I hardly know her!
that creeper jumpscare scared the shit out of me
i love how jarvis is like danny’s go to protector. like the amount of times danny says “JARVIS HELP” i love them
I watched this live from Jarvis’s pov but in squad stream mode and some how missed the exposition for the parkour thing kurtis and Danny did and they did it for like,,, a rlly long time so there was just like ten minutes of Jarvis running around in a mine and kurtis and Danny just like building random pillars and throwing themselves off of them and not mentioning it at all while they all talked about something completely different
the cat statue being referred to as “my friend logan ” is so fuvking funny to me
that lagging creeper was a straight up jumpscare
I love that in the SMP Kurtis has unlearned everything about minecraft and just continues to be blown up by creepers
Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and Danny thinking it was the zombies is killing me 💀😭
Alternate title : The beginning of our careers as arsonists
The mullet is really coming along Kurtis
he looks like my worst nightmares
@@moogaboogaa 🧍♀️
@@moogaboogaa he looks like my best dreamsssss
mullet? i hardly know it
Dannys song caused the UK to have a heatwave omg
22:55 “Don’t you worry your little head”
Jarvis is so comforting to watch
I love it when Danny yells “JARVIS HELP” idk why but it’s so funny to me
If Danny wasn’t a cat killer maybe we could avoid all these creepers
Killer? I hardly know her!
Creeper? I hardly know her!
@@obiwankenobi9141 LMAO ty for the lovely insight
Absolutely living for Kurtis being the only other baddie warrior Danny's ok with getting hurt by while he respects Jarvis for his knowledge and just hates Nick 💀💀
Danny in the boat made me die laughing
Jarvis trying to get them ready to go the woodland mansion and danny and kurtis just ignoring him to do parkour is my favorite thing
So the sound for “Privy to the Crux” was terrible in this video. If they think this was good, they’ll really love it when they can actually hear the whole thing.
lol i was like cringing when they were listening to it all cutting out and shit because i was jamming watching danny's stream
yeah the song itself sounds really good
the rhyming was unironically impressive
5:58 kurtis looks so proud
kurtis and danny have such good chemistry
THEY PULLED A “GUYS PLEASE” ON KURTIS 😭😭
BAGHAHAHAAHA
Not me getting jump scared by that last creeper LMAO
Creeper? I hardly know her!
@@obiwankenobi9141 IM SUCH A BIG FAN OF UR WORK IN EACH COMMENT
Why thank you,@@lianair4383
Kurtis cracks me up😂😂 poor kurtis and the damn creepers lmao
Creeper? I hardly know her!
LMAOO I love the complete lack of context to the hot balls joke, that’s what we call a stream exclusive 😎
“Me thinks you did” is forever added to the phrases I will be saying to every person I know.
HIS GUILTY FACE AT 15:40 WHEN HE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED AKSJSJSISI
I know this is kind of a hot take but...
this is kind of poggers
Pogger? I hardly know her!
@Rya Fitz Better? I hardly know her.
@Rya Fitz Bestie? I hardly know her!
“That’s my friend Logan.” 😂
jarvis and i have the same shirt and creeper, starting to think this guy has it out for me
I'm wheezing I actually screamed (and jumped) when Danny attached himself to kurtis's boat-
9:41 12:11 15:33 this comedic duo bro💀 laughed my ass off, watching dannys stream 1st kurtis' pov of all of this was so much funnier😭🤌
love how kurtis is just hidding and running away from shit half the time theyre there
Danny jumping around in panic while kurtis watches calmly from a safe place is so funny
that's my friend Logan is one of the most incredible lines of baddie smp history
the music when they were in the woodland mansion was sending me
you guys should try realeasing videos in order of the timeline of the smp but seperate moments if that makes sense
that way people have more reason to watch more then one of your guy's videos considering they're all the same just from different pov's
I want a "JARVIS hELP" compilation
danny being behind you while you were on the boat fr made me jump a little
jarvis is so dorky but so responsible its so cute
The creepers def had a coordinated attack plan that they were just waiting to use
I’ve never played Minecraft in my life but for some reason I love watching kurtis’s gaming channel 😭😭
kurtis not being able to get through the door made me die 😭 and then the creeper blowing up his house
I mean his cake do be thick
@@pielmao1963 u right u right
Kurtis: breaks the scaffolding/practically kills Danny and pretends he didn't have anything to do with it
The chat: THE COWS
Jarvis: lawful good. Curtis: chaotic neutral. Nick: true neutral. Danny: neutral evil
Edit: Elsie is chaotic evil
i loved the fact i seen neil breen at the beginning. really made my day!
As a British man I say the that is the most British rap song
damn danny went OFF with the accent lmao
and this was the last baddie smp video from kurt....
You guys are all awesome. Kurtis danny jarvis drew Nick all of em. Netflixs needs to hire all of you
I was playing one time like 5 years ago and we found a woodland mansion but we didn’t know what it was. It was hilarious and we kept dying but we ended up beating the wizard upstairs and it had like 3 or 4 stories.
are we not gonna talk about "Pitbull is a war criminal due to his experience with colonizing"???? 11:05
Oh my God this just randomly popped up on my recommended one day and this has been the best thing ever
the clapping in the beginning went back and forth like a tennis match in my head
I wonder how long Danny would've believed the zombies destroyed the scaffolding if Kurtis didn't start laughing
My favorite ongoing character trait of Kurtis’ is that he never learns how to handle creepers, and creepers are always drawn to him. Truly cursed
everytime i hear the line “that’s my friend logan” i die a little bit, i just start imaging how logan reacted to hearing that after hearing “ew wtf is that”
10:24 Not kurtis' evil smile as danny is literally burned to a crisp
i think my mind is melting because i am absolutely losing it over bungy wungy
I have never seen 3 back to back TO BACK creepers come out in a line to kill you😭😭😭
kurtis on the roof almost had them recreating jane eyre in minecraft
Danny’s showing his song and he goes “can you hear this” immediately cuts to a chrome book ad😂
just get two cats and breed a bunch of them with fish and put them all around the buildings cause creepers are scared of cats so they won't fuck with you
you guys are officially legends
(not that you weren't before)
Danny: can you hear this? *ad starts playing*
3:39 this made me laugh so bad 💀
i love how they just ask jarvis for help whenever they're in trouble
I always liked Jarvis but seeing him wear a Greendale shirt made my respect for him go 📈📈📈
Kurtis, put torches in your mine. Just--please.
i cannot count how many times ive quoted 2:50 that shit makes me laugh every goddamn time