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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @pacrat190
    @pacrat190 3 года назад +1832

    I love that Kurtis is the only one who gets the true gamer rage it’s so funny cause he’s the only one who seems genuinely upset when he dies

  • @austinlam8145
    @austinlam8145 3 года назад +3968

    jarvis being OP and carrying danny and kurt through this while they just play around is so cute

    • @Cringe_Sister
      @Cringe_Sister 3 года назад +86

      Haha yeah Jarvis coming in way after Kurtis and Danny and being way more skilled with more op stuff

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 3 года назад +66

      He did a great job keeping the kids alive in that murder mansion 😂

    • @TmanPoli
      @TmanPoli 3 года назад

      @@Cringe_Sister i i

    • @Cringe_Sister
      @Cringe_Sister 3 года назад

      @@TmanPoli hmmm?

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +29

      It's hilarious. I am guessing Jarvis is like me and read guides or something so he didn't have to waste time trying to figure out how to be badass. Danny and Kurtis mostly winged it and let the chat inform them and obviously Danny got hazed 90% of the time lololol.

  • @gailab3739
    @gailab3739 3 года назад +3067

    i did not expect danny to start singing w a british accent i almost pissed myself

    • @DaviniaHill
      @DaviniaHill 3 года назад +313

      I guess you weren't privy to the crux

    • @gailab3739
      @gailab3739 3 года назад +102

      @@DaviniaHill norrr 😭

    • @user-qp9hv4nd8c
      @user-qp9hv4nd8c 3 года назад +4

      omg time stamp pls

    • @gailab3739
      @gailab3739 3 года назад +24

      @@user-qp9hv4nd8c 5:54 !!!

    • @callizto1964
      @callizto1964 2 года назад +12

      I thought it said giggling w a British accent and I got confused

  • @xandermin
    @xandermin 3 года назад +3144

    jarvis: chaotic good
    kurtis: chaotic neutral
    danny: chaotic evil

  • @goodneighborsw
    @goodneighborsw 3 года назад +1158

    i am absolutely losing it over “oh that’s my friend logan”

  • @bananabread2378
    @bananabread2378 3 года назад +1790

    The creeper song do be hittin dif when kurt actually got 3 creepers in his basement

    • @75sol21
      @75sol21 3 года назад +1

      What show is ur profile pic from?

    • @poopiehed9500
      @poopiehed9500 3 года назад

      @@75sol21 i think it was the anime luka said in his interview that he liked. i’d go search it up

    • @bananabread2378
      @bananabread2378 3 года назад +2

      @@75sol21 love is hard for otaku

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +31

      Creeper? I hardly know her!

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +20

      4 if you count the one looming way back that he boxed out

  • @kdimento337
    @kdimento337 3 года назад +1557

    Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and then danny thinking it was the zombies is insanely funny

    • @mryrth
      @mryrth Год назад +4

      timestamp?

    • @mintypeggy8376
      @mintypeggy8376 Год назад +10

      @@mryrth 15:32

    • @LaHorchatera
      @LaHorchatera 9 месяцев назад +7

      i only ever watched it from dannys pov until now so for TWO YEARS i thought it was the zombies too i was convinced they could break scaffolding

  • @LitleStarshine
    @LitleStarshine 3 года назад +4287

    Jarvis is like a single dad getting everything ready for the road trip while his kids just play around akdjsjjd

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 года назад +83

      Playing around killing each others cats- relatable 🤪

    • @hnestly1355
      @hnestly1355 3 года назад +50

      @@radiotelevision2371 not u being goofy🤪

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 года назад +32

      @@hnestly1355 Lol, never me 🤪

    • @hnestly1355
      @hnestly1355 3 года назад +28

      @@radiotelevision2371 thought this was Danny’s second channel🤪🤪

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 года назад +17

      @@hnestly1355 I’m pretty sure it is 🤪🤪🤪

  • @shikhakurliye7945
    @shikhakurliye7945 3 года назад +2618

    Can we talk about how kurtis has been keeping creepers in his basement 💀😳

    • @typicalrobot
      @typicalrobot 3 года назад +195

      Maybe he's the real creeper

    • @ayeletdrago
      @ayeletdrago 3 года назад +157

      he did have those chains in the old house

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 3 года назад +87

      idk why we’re surprised, we know that kurtis is kinky

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +91

      Creeper? I hardly know her!

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 3 года назад +9

      @@ayeletdrago he put one in his new house too 😂

  • @KuncanDastner
    @KuncanDastner 3 года назад +651

    watching kurtis commit to the lie about breaking the scaffolding in real time was magical to see

    • @OrianaChan
      @OrianaChan 3 года назад +15

      DUNCAN? HELLO !!!!

  • @leahjk97
    @leahjk97 3 года назад +1686

    nick joining the discord from a taco restaurant while on vacation still makes me laugh so hard everytime

    • @hound8801
      @hound8801 3 года назад +95

      the grind doesn't stop

    • @piggybank4559
      @piggybank4559 2 года назад

      i read this comment as “makes me hard everytime” 😭😭😭

  • @dartboardbaby
    @dartboardbaby 3 года назад +859

    Kurtis’s growing smile while Danny was burning to death💀

    • @jada2324
      @jada2324 3 года назад +17

      bruh what's the time stamp

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +1

      omg i have to look for this

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +28

      17:58 💀

    • @jada2324
      @jada2324 3 года назад +6

      @@pokaay3163 omfg 😭

  • @annagrey5097
    @annagrey5097 3 года назад +601

    I audibly screamed when Kurtis turned around and Danny was in the boat

  • @dr.philskneecaps-4022
    @dr.philskneecaps-4022 3 года назад +2004

    idk but that doorman that Jarvis hired seems kind of unprofessional, just hitting people out of the blue....idk :/

    • @justadragonryu
      @justadragonryu 3 года назад +69

      Kinda toxic tbh

    • @ohtobethecream
      @ohtobethecream 3 года назад +39

      no cuz im glad someone is finally talking abt this :/

    • @noraminor7324
      @noraminor7324 3 года назад +2

      @obviously well that was random

  • @leahjk97
    @leahjk97 3 года назад +403

    I love when kurtis and danny see a vindicator and the music starts and they just start running screaming “JARVIS HELP”

  • @jarvisjohnsonpro1410
    @jarvisjohnsonpro1410 3 года назад +328

    thanks for the help with the map and mansion dudes. couldn't have done it with you!

    • @neverseenlou
      @neverseenlou 3 года назад +48

      Jarvis you must know you are the forever protagonist in the SMP

  • @gamergirl1035-m1h
    @gamergirl1035-m1h 3 года назад +694

    Nick getting revenge on Danny was absolutely amazing. Best lore yet.

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 3 года назад +11

      The statue looked so good too 😂

    • @gamergirl1035-m1h
      @gamergirl1035-m1h 3 года назад +3

      @@JBC352 it really did tho

  • @dulapeep7602
    @dulapeep7602 3 года назад +767

    Why is no one talking about how the creeper literally demonically flung itself towards Kurtis 😃😃

    • @kayx3998
      @kayx3998 3 года назад +30

      im sobbinf

    • @a3u132
      @a3u132 3 года назад +41

      I literally screamed 💀

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow 2 года назад +24

      Why was it actually scary 🗿

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Год назад +17

      Cuz it was pretty traumatic for him idk why you brought it up again that’s kinda messed up.

  • @austinlam8145
    @austinlam8145 3 года назад +393

    lmao the balls dragged on the road joke without context hits different

    • @victoriazersikov3956
      @victoriazersikov3956 3 года назад +11

      Plz what’s the context 💀

    • @nicki___
      @nicki___ 3 года назад +34

      @@victoriazersikov3956 the story is that, when on tour with danny and drew, kurtis told a factually incorrect joke abt being named after britney spears so they dragged him along the road on his 🅱️are 🅱️utt and 🅱️alls

  • @xlinop
    @xlinop 3 года назад +663

    I feel bad for kurtis, there's always something shitting on him with each session

    • @laurynlester6622
      @laurynlester6622 3 года назад +64

      he’s always getting hoodwinked 😞😫

    • @shreck1954
      @shreck1954 3 года назад +4

      More like someone 😏

  • @abedsclues
    @abedsclues 3 года назад +352

    one minute in and yall already hoodwinked each other hoodwink speedrun

    • @abedsclues
      @abedsclues 3 года назад +28

      @obviously am i being hoodwinked rn

  • @agatha_0408
    @agatha_0408 3 года назад +142

    the way kurt just jumps on top of the crops is absolutely unhinged

  • @Rachel-98
    @Rachel-98 3 года назад +95

    This might sound incredibly sad...and it is, but imagine having the confidence to be playing Minecraft on stream with your friends and be like "I made this song and I think it's really cool" and then immediately play a song of you rapping in a British accent. That might not make any sense to anyone who doesn't have anxiety, and maybe I just think that everyone secretly hates me, but I just was like damn...good for Danny! That's amazing!

  • @knowledgefox1385
    @knowledgefox1385 3 года назад +319

    Going in: “Oh they might be nice, there could be like a ball pit or something.”
    As soon as they get too close: “OH MY GOD RUNNNNNNNNNN”

  • @bluebrrypie
    @bluebrrypie 3 года назад +206

    Kurtis breaking Danny’s scaffolding and instantly pretending he didn’t was fucking comedy gold.

  • @grungophone1615
    @grungophone1615 3 года назад +85

    The “Kurtis did u see that? 😳” to kurtis destroying Danny’s scaffolding is KILLING ME 😂😂😂

  • @ju-qw8nd
    @ju-qw8nd 3 года назад +98

    kurtis genuinely panicked when he broke danny's scaffolding and lying about it LMFOAOOO

  • @robertsmithfan877
    @robertsmithfan877 3 года назад +29

    the cat statue being referred to as “my friend logan ” is so fuvking funny to me

  • @eib725
    @eib725 3 года назад +91

    I love how Danny is going through a crisis with Nick and Kurtis is just passive aggressively going through his stuff, missing it all

  • @whydididothatoops
    @whydididothatoops 3 года назад +407

    “Uh…. No, they were all covered in poopy stink” y’all are killing me lmao

  • @StoutCorvus
    @StoutCorvus 3 года назад +183

    Holy cow, I took a sip when Kurtis got in the boat and legit had to spit my water out when I saw Danny behind him. Luckily I was at the sink haha.

  • @eleanor1099
    @eleanor1099 3 года назад +133

    the last like 1/4th of this video is basically a horror movie

  • @raynabrooke6145
    @raynabrooke6145 3 года назад +35

    i love how jarvis is like danny’s go to protector. like the amount of times danny says “JARVIS HELP” i love them

  • @syd6964
    @syd6964 3 года назад +107

    that creeper jumpscare scared the shit out of me

  • @frinkywinky
    @frinkywinky 3 года назад +44

    that lagging creeper was a straight up jumpscare

  • @carie6065
    @carie6065 3 года назад +47

    I love that in the SMP Kurtis has unlearned everything about minecraft and just continues to be blown up by creepers

  • @violatyrant
    @violatyrant 3 года назад +66

    I watched this live from Jarvis’s pov but in squad stream mode and some how missed the exposition for the parkour thing kurtis and Danny did and they did it for like,,, a rlly long time so there was just like ten minutes of Jarvis running around in a mine and kurtis and Danny just like building random pillars and throwing themselves off of them and not mentioning it at all while they all talked about something completely different

  • @hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127
    @hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127 3 года назад +47

    Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and Danny thinking it was the zombies is killing me 💀😭

  • @kittykat4ever-theoriginal299
    @kittykat4ever-theoriginal299 3 года назад +282

    Alternate title : The beginning of our careers as arsonists

  • @avab5896
    @avab5896 3 года назад +114

    If Danny wasn’t a cat killer maybe we could avoid all these creepers

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +12

      Killer? I hardly know her!

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +12

      Creeper? I hardly know her!

    • @avab5896
      @avab5896 3 года назад +4

      @@obiwankenobi9141 LMAO ty for the lovely insight

  • @insertnamehere3493
    @insertnamehere3493 3 года назад +127

    The mullet is really coming along Kurtis

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 3 года назад +5

      he looks like my worst nightmares

    • @user-yy6su8ko2n
      @user-yy6su8ko2n 3 года назад +5

      @@moogaboogaa 🧍‍♀️

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 3 года назад +10

      @@moogaboogaa he looks like my best dreamsssss

    • @happyskippers1470
      @happyskippers1470 3 года назад +2

      mullet? i hardly know it

  • @clea8383
    @clea8383 3 года назад +46

    Dannys song caused the UK to have a heatwave omg

  • @oLiver-dc4fi
    @oLiver-dc4fi 10 месяцев назад +4

    22:55 “Don’t you worry your little head”
    Jarvis is so comforting to watch

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted
    @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +218

    So the sound for “Privy to the Crux” was terrible in this video. If they think this was good, they’ll really love it when they can actually hear the whole thing.

    • @emilysfatfuckingcooch
      @emilysfatfuckingcooch 3 года назад +37

      lol i was like cringing when they were listening to it all cutting out and shit because i was jamming watching danny's stream

    • @reesienoe
      @reesienoe 3 года назад +1

      yeah the song itself sounds really good

  • @reeseschesser8994
    @reeseschesser8994 3 года назад +18

    I love it when Danny yells “JARVIS HELP” idk why but it’s so funny to me

  • @nana-wk3jh
    @nana-wk3jh 3 года назад +40

    Absolutely living for Kurtis being the only other baddie warrior Danny's ok with getting hurt by while he respects Jarvis for his knowledge and just hates Nick 💀💀

  • @emilyvillalobos9945
    @emilyvillalobos9945 3 года назад +178

    THEY PULLED A “GUYS PLEASE” ON KURTIS 😭😭

  • @mauratyson9580
    @mauratyson9580 3 года назад +14

    Jarvis trying to get them ready to go the woodland mansion and danny and kurtis just ignoring him to do parkour is my favorite thing

  • @lllllagoosling
    @lllllagoosling 3 года назад +23

    the rhyming was unironically impressive

  • @murrenkelly3866
    @murrenkelly3866 3 года назад +47

    Danny in the boat made me die laughing

  • @kdimento337
    @kdimento337 3 года назад +20

    kurtis and danny have such good chemistry

  • @eleanor1099
    @eleanor1099 3 года назад +33

    5:58 kurtis looks so proud

  • @notlaracroft
    @notlaracroft 3 года назад +53

    Not me getting jump scared by that last creeper LMAO

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +6

      Creeper? I hardly know her!

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 3 года назад +2

      @@obiwankenobi9141 IM SUCH A BIG FAN OF UR WORK IN EACH COMMENT

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +2

      Why thank you,@@lianair4383

  • @savannahrae9030
    @savannahrae9030 3 года назад +61

    Kurtis cracks me up😂😂 poor kurtis and the damn creepers lmao

  • @bex.claire
    @bex.claire 3 года назад +59

    jarvis and i have the same shirt and creeper, starting to think this guy has it out for me

  • @AaronYorkYT
    @AaronYorkYT 3 года назад +8

    “Me thinks you did” is forever added to the phrases I will be saying to every person I know.

  • @dr.philskneecaps-4022
    @dr.philskneecaps-4022 3 года назад +98

    I know this is kind of a hot take but...
    this is kind of poggers

  • @bump0005
    @bump0005 3 года назад +90

    LMAOO I love the complete lack of context to the hot balls joke, that’s what we call a stream exclusive 😎

  • @melissalonla
    @melissalonla 3 года назад +10

    I want a "JARVIS hELP" compilation

  • @simple.edits.
    @simple.edits. 3 года назад +15

    you guys should try realeasing videos in order of the timeline of the smp but seperate moments if that makes sense
    that way people have more reason to watch more then one of your guy's videos considering they're all the same just from different pov's

  • @sagebell1309
    @sagebell1309 3 года назад +13

    HIS GUILTY FACE AT 15:40 WHEN HE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED AKSJSJSISI

  • @ashtonpearson5082
    @ashtonpearson5082 3 года назад +17

    “That’s my friend Logan.” 😂

  • @cutieplushtrap
    @cutieplushtrap 9 месяцев назад +7

    and this was the last baddie smp video from kurt....

  • @bcat853
    @bcat853 3 года назад +11

    I'm wheezing I actually screamed (and jumped) when Danny attached himself to kurtis's boat-

  • @Nickelberkelium
    @Nickelberkelium 2 года назад +7

    9:41 12:11 15:33 this comedic duo bro💀 laughed my ass off, watching dannys stream 1st kurtis' pov of all of this was so much funnier😭🤌

  • @superladdercat1642
    @superladdercat1642 3 года назад +7

    Danny jumping around in panic while kurtis watches calmly from a safe place is so funny

  • @setonwarren
    @setonwarren 3 года назад +8

    the music when they were in the woodland mansion was sending me

  • @sonya1500
    @sonya1500 3 года назад +14

    love how kurtis is just hidding and running away from shit half the time theyre there

  • @pseudoaliaist
    @pseudoaliaist 3 года назад +15

    danny being behind you while you were on the boat fr made me jump a little

  • @Emily-jt5wf
    @Emily-jt5wf 2 года назад +4

    I’ve never played Minecraft in my life but for some reason I love watching kurtis’s gaming channel 😭😭

  • @jaysontatum01
    @jaysontatum01 Год назад +3

    that's my friend Logan is one of the most incredible lines of baddie smp history

  • @sophzillaaa
    @sophzillaaa 2 года назад +5

    jarvis is so dorky but so responsible its so cute

  • @jessicak9973
    @jessicak9973 3 года назад +3

    The creepers def had a coordinated attack plan that they were just waiting to use

  • @grubby2833
    @grubby2833 3 года назад +36

    kurtis not being able to get through the door made me die 😭 and then the creeper blowing up his house

    • @pielmao1963
      @pielmao1963 3 года назад +2

      I mean his cake do be thick

    • @grubby2833
      @grubby2833 3 года назад

      @@pielmao1963 u right u right

  • @kalianakalbarchick9371
    @kalianakalbarchick9371 3 года назад +4

    i loved the fact i seen neil breen at the beginning. really made my day!

  • @rubyred3580
    @rubyred3580 3 года назад +44

    Jarvis: lawful good. Curtis: chaotic neutral. Nick: true neutral. Danny: neutral evil
    Edit: Elsie is chaotic evil

  • @victoriaskully7709
    @victoriaskully7709 3 года назад +1

    You guys are all awesome. Kurtis danny jarvis drew Nick all of em. Netflixs needs to hire all of you

  • @Blue_Avatar
    @Blue_Avatar Год назад +3

    Kurtis: breaks the scaffolding/practically kills Danny and pretends he didn't have anything to do with it
    The chat: THE COWS

  • @jackhutchinson3957
    @jackhutchinson3957 3 года назад +9

    As a British man I say the that is the most British rap song

  • @kaylynn4612
    @kaylynn4612 Год назад +2

    Oh my God this just randomly popped up on my recommended one day and this has been the best thing ever

  • @flowerpot7067
    @flowerpot7067 Год назад +1

    the clapping in the beginning went back and forth like a tennis match in my head

  • @ninibugg09
    @ninibugg09 3 года назад +11

    damn danny went OFF with the accent lmao

  • @oofoof8964
    @oofoof8964 3 года назад +7

    you guys are officially legends
    (not that you weren't before)

  • @naominaomi5527
    @naominaomi5527 3 года назад +12

    are we not gonna talk about "Pitbull is a war criminal due to his experience with colonizing"???? 11:05

  • @breheh
    @breheh 2 года назад +4

    We need more baddie smp😭😭

  • @TrueWeaver
    @TrueWeaver 3 года назад +6

    kurtis on the roof almost had them recreating jane eyre in minecraft

  • @strayble
    @strayble 3 года назад +3

    My favorite ongoing character trait of Kurtis’ is that he never learns how to handle creepers, and creepers are always drawn to him. Truly cursed

  • @joli1320
    @joli1320 3 года назад +4

    I wonder how long Danny would've believed the zombies destroyed the scaffolding if Kurtis didn't start laughing

  • @redstoney6234
    @redstoney6234 3 года назад +3

    i love how they just ask jarvis for help whenever they're in trouble

  • @camdencore3800
    @camdencore3800 3 года назад +16

    I always liked Jarvis but seeing him wear a Greendale shirt made my respect for him go 📈📈📈

  • @emilymueller4468
    @emilymueller4468 2 года назад +1

    kurt! you danny and drew are the only youtubers i can watch all the time without getting sick of it! ❤️😛

  • @ninanina7579
    @ninanina7579 3 года назад +15

    just get two cats and breed a bunch of them with fish and put them all around the buildings cause creepers are scared of cats so they won't fuck with you

  • @muriella8008
    @muriella8008 3 года назад +6

    Kurtis, put torches in your mine. Just--please.

  • @ayeletdrago
    @ayeletdrago 3 года назад +5

    yo this is the best baddie smp episode yet

  • @carolineholmes8301
    @carolineholmes8301 3 года назад +4

    i think my mind is melting because i am absolutely losing it over bungy wungy

  • @demerrara
    @demerrara 2 года назад +2

    i think this video perfectl;y depicts the type of guys that go to georgia tech with danny and jarvis being equally demented and dorky

  • @Bella-Mcc
    @Bella-Mcc 3 года назад +6

    I was playing one time like 5 years ago and we found a woodland mansion but we didn’t know what it was. It was hilarious and we kept dying but we ended up beating the wizard upstairs and it had like 3 or 4 stories.

  • @karinag4891
    @karinag4891 Год назад +2

    Danny being in Kurtis’ boat was a jump scare

  • @sincelery5389
    @sincelery5389 3 года назад +4

    Danny: can you hear this? *ad starts playing*

  • @nacho_nyah9152
    @nacho_nyah9152 3 года назад +2

    I should not have gotten jumpscared when Danny jumped in Kurt’s boat 🤦🏿‍♂️I jumped a little too hard. this video has me wheezing