I like how the first half of this video is just kurtis and danny messing around while jarvis does all the preperation for getting to the woodl;and mansion
if the baddie smp was a family, kurtis and danny are like the younger siblings, nick is the middle child, and jarvis is the exasperated older sibling who has to babysit
someone make a compilation of all the song parodies theyve made bc the one that kurtis did “cause everytime we touch, i turn to chee-eese” is literally the funniest thing he has ever done lmao
This is definitely one of the most raw smp ever, and it’s kind of refreshing. Now that there are smp’s as large scale and staged like the dream smp, it’s nice to see that everyone in the baddie smp are genuinely friends and progressing together.
The first half of this ep had that good good energy from the start of the smp. I love the rest of the gang but the Danny/Kurtis dynamic is just so very good.
i felt the same! danny/kurtis as a duo just messing around on minecraft just hits different. a nightmare to play with but a total joy to watch (and rewatch)
on my lunch break for the first day of my first real job and this video is helping me get thru it’s like hanging with my friends on my break even tho i’m just watching them play and they don’t know i exist
0:30 I’m not having a good few days so I went back to watch all of your Minecraft videos and right as I’m cooking dinner, which is tacos, you start yelling about taco porn. Thanks Danny I needed that 🌮💜
3:42 just imagining people sitting across him in the restaurant, listening to him aggressively whispering this into the phone with no context whatsoever
Dude, when Danny started reading the first sign, I immediately thought back to goofy ass minecraft maps from 2014 that functioned exactly like this, and just got hit with a wave of nostalgia I miss that simpler time...
I was actually getting teary eyed when he made the monument to Newspaper and I was actually devastated to see it explode. I would 100% kill his cats after that.
honestly watching this from kurtis' view and then danny's view.....i gotta agree kurtis missed out on a lot when newspaper blew up but also the rest of them missed out on so much with kurtis and his creeper problem
I watched the stream and regret not remembering "THERES PORN ON THIS PHONE" Never watch Danny Gonzalez next to your mother is what I've learned, luckily im a fast person and got rid of the sound
danny screaming JARVIS HELP whenever he's in trouble will never not be funny
I felt bad cuz you don't have any replies.
I like how the first half of this video is just kurtis and danny messing around while jarvis does all the preperation for getting to the woodl;and mansion
Kurtis and Danny: The two siblings messing around
Jarvis: The dad preparing everything
Nick: The mother trying to settle them down
woodl;and mansion
@@weakw1ll I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now
@@resq2nick yea you should nerd. How about you go woodl;and somewhere else
@@enshen2190 I agree with kurt and dan and jarvis but not nick
Danny is chaotic evil, Kurtis is chaotic neutral, and Jarvis is lawful good
*Jarvis is lawful neutral
And nick would be... Lawful evil?
@@devonsbiggestfan6370 Yeah admittedly I didn't know what to put for Nick but I would have to agree lmao
Drew would be neutral neutral
Jarvis is chaotic good 😂
Best parts, in no particular order:
1. “This is PORN on the phone!”
2. Jarvis demeaning your pickaxes when you teased him
3. "The suspense is killing me" **pause** "NO YOU'RE KILLING ME"
4. “Anybody else sad?”
5. That’s my friend Logan
6. *Newspaper statue explodes*
"Enemies to lovers arc" Someone said in chat while newspaper was blown to torn
lmaooo
On another one of the streams some one said to Danny "TWERK TWERK TWERK"
I love how Jarvis becomes the father figure whenever these two are around
i watched this live and i watched kurtis’s and jarvis’s gaming channel videos and “that’s my friend logan” still gets me every time
Hey what is that flag in your profile picture? I can’t make it out very well sorry.
Hey what is that flag in your profile picture? I can’t make it out very well sorry.
@@ieajackson5518 the background is the trans flag, the left cheek is the omnisexual flag, and the right check has the demiboy flag!
@@sam-jf7lk ah thank you! Sorry to bother you i was just curious. :)
when I even _remember_ "that's my friend logan" I blow some air out of my nose
the biggest prank of all time. this wednesday will be a shock to your system, buddy.
Oh shit
nick *is* green
Eyo death match??? 👀
Nick has gone full super villain
His only weakness is the color green
someone should make a compilation of Danny going "JARVIS HEEEEELLP"
7:36 danny jumping into the boat and kurtis’s strangled yell when he turns around and sees him is so fucking funny
“*in tune of we didn’t start the fire* and so did kurtis, he did a good job! everybody’s proud of kurtis 🥰” killed me
21:45
lmao kurtis is adorable
nick: *does literally nothing*
danny: i've kidnapped your precious cat and buried him alive
kurtis: *tries to kill danny multiple times*
danny: haha dude stoppp haha
I watched this live, rewatched the vod and watched kurtis and jarvis’ video, and the taco restaurant bit kills me every time 💀💀
if the baddie smp was a family, kurtis and danny are like the younger siblings, nick is the middle child, and jarvis is the exasperated older sibling who has to babysit
no. Danny and Nickel are my dad
Jarvis almost dying in Minecraft is like the smart kid in class getting a bad grade. You know you're fucked.
True. Also first comment.
Danny "sucks at inventory management" Gonzalez.
it pisses me off sm 😭😭😭😭
someone make a compilation of all the song parodies theyve made bc the one that kurtis did “cause everytime we touch, i turn to chee-eese” is literally the funniest thing he has ever done lmao
TIME STAMP?
Kurtis singing that lives rent free in my head
@@myballs2900 its in a different video 😭
his peak moment on mc 💀
I sing that all the time shaljskahaka I love it
the one time i decide to watch youtube on my balcony WITHOUT my earbuds, danny starts screaming about porn being on the phone....
yeah my shit was loud asf too
Omg Im watching this on my balcony too…MISTAKE
@@Zampedzazzy never trusting danny again
well i’m watching this alone in the comfort of my room two years after you losers 😭 suck it /j
"youre supposed to catch these hands" im a start saying that when im boxing
i like how its just the cat head that remains of the prank. kinda poetic?? the eyes of dr. newspaper look over the ruined skyscraper of his killer 😓
when did he become a doctor 😭
@@uwubingus lol it was supposed to be a great gatsby joke. like instead of the eyes of dr. tj eckleburg
@@frog_pogs omg my fave book i cant believe i didn’t get the reference .. time to reread 😓
I like how this is my 4th time watching the same thing but it still carries the same entertainment value anyway
I love Danny and Kurtis’ friendship they are so fun together
the newspaper prank got me burst out laughing every single time
It's peak comedy that they were talking about going to sleep because of creepers and then at 2:15 we see that Kurtis was blown up by a creeper.
This is definitely one of the most raw smp ever, and it’s kind of refreshing. Now that there are smp’s as large scale and staged like the dream smp, it’s nice to see that everyone in the baddie smp are genuinely friends and progressing together.
Hello? He is Dream??
@@cabellanphilip7063 oh shii my bad, totally forgot since it was hidden so well
Danny: *the suspense is killing me*
Kurtis: *stabs and runs away*
Danny: *Oh, no, you're killing me*
woah i totally forgot i commented this 10 months ago
I just had the best glass of water
im really happy for you
Hydrate thyself hydro homie.
🎵what it really means to stay hydrated🎵
That’s absolutely wonderful
The first half of this ep had that good good energy from the start of the smp. I love the rest of the gang but the Danny/Kurtis dynamic is just so very good.
i felt the same! danny/kurtis as a duo just messing around on minecraft just hits different. a nightmare to play with but a total joy to watch (and rewatch)
I was literally just about to look up a Minecraft video to watch while I crochet and I see this gets uploaded so yeah perfect timing.
oh nice! what are u making?
@@anonymous-vd8wx bunnies for two of nieces and then I’m making a baby yoda for my nephew.
@@Redwallwarriorgirl89 that sounds adorable, they will definitely love it. good luck!
@@anonymous-vd8wx thank you 😊
@@Redwallwarriorgirl89 AWWWEE good luck with it!!!!
I love how Jarvis literally says a vex and Danny comes up with fairy ghost
Danny this is seriously intense but takis are even more intense
takis are seriously intense
takis are seriously intense
Takis are seriously intense
takis are seriously intense
takis are seriously intense
Wish they continued this series, it was so funny and fun to watch love and not live ☹️
i just got done watching a newspaper tribute video
"That's my friend Logan" LMFAOOOO
this is probably the hardest i’ve seen danny laugh ever in a video and it makes me very happy :,)
The best porn is the ones where they shout that it's porn while making it
Are we not gonna talk about Danny almost calling Jarvis "babe"??
timestamp?
@@milqvetoast 5:16
"yea the grind never stops for you❤ ba- 😳 man.🤝"
petition for chad chad to join the smp-- she'd fit in perfectly
YESSS
@croissantcrust IKR she reminds me so much of kurtis i just know theyd all get along
OMLL YESS
If they made it today they might :(
Jarvis is the only peace keeper
on my lunch break for the first day of my first real job and this video is helping me get thru it’s like hanging with my friends on my break even tho i’m just watching them play and they don’t know i exist
The way I've seen this from everyone's perspective
This episode is funnier than newspaper’s death
@@GrunesGemuse but it was stupidly funny
@@GrunesGemuse but like his actions were so stupid lie dude imagine your cat dies from drowning
That shit is absolutely hilarious
this entire smp is just ppl throwing resources at danny just for him to die and lose all of it lmfao
I need baddiesmp back asap
did you mean to say asmp? 😏
The newspaper cat prank has to be one of the funniest most devious moments in all of minecraft youtube history
This is them building up lore for their own server.
dude watching this live was a trip istg
I was watching this in the livingroom when you started screaming "this is porn on this phone"
You almost got me killed Danny lol
And that’s why I always use headphones ;)
@@apples5899 mine are broken I need new ones
SAME
That’s why I never watch Danny with my family
ME TOO, I HAD IT PLAYING ON THE TV AT A MEDIUM-TO-HIGH VOLUME WITH MY FAMILY NEARBY 😭😭😭
BRING BACK BADDIESMP
YES
without nick PLEASE
@@mekenna6214 lol
this is like the end of fight club - yeah when they burn down the woodland mansion
I hope they continue this series
DANNY said he wouldn't do it cuz it's too much effort
0:30 I’m not having a good few days so I went back to watch all of your Minecraft videos and right as I’m cooking dinner, which is tacos, you start yelling about taco porn. Thanks Danny I needed that 🌮💜
Jesus loves you ❤❤❤❤
jarvis is literally just the dad parenting danny and kurtis
"Theres a structure outside my house,, oh i think i know what you mean,a fence? or your neigbhors house
i decided to watch this at work during my break with no earphones and i totally forgot danny was gonna yell porn 😭
hopped off and never came back💔
Hearing Kurtis talk about planking a year before he tried to bring back the trend when he was on tour is VERY good foreshadowing
rest in peace baddie smp 💔
3:11: PLS I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE NEWSPAPER AND WAS HOPING IT WOULD STAY
someone in chat said ‘MATE I’M TRYING TO FEED MY DUCKS’
I wonder what the other people at the taco restaurant thought
“If you ever hit my cat again”
“This is war buck-o”
This is a better war than the dream smp one, where are the animatics
If only I could draw
I wish I could draw
i’m going to make one. will it be good? no idea. will i finish any time soon? also no idea, but i will make one.
@@elleneggland9846 let's gooo
why is danny’s laugh at 10:17 so cute 🥺
It seems like danny totally forgot about his solo world
I've been binge-watching all of the baddie SMP I absolutely love this
The best part is listening to this video in my pencil sharpener and drinking choky milk in my tie. Now let’s together watch
This is a top tier comment for true Gregs. Im listening to this as my bones are getting squishy
Ye. And this is a tac perfect reply
My ball icecream is melting so gotta go. Oh and I WANT MORE HONEY!!
im watching this while sitting on my dryer
@@myusername1385 NO THANK U
I like how Danny died in the exact same way as Jarvis in his last video
Woodland mansions are seriously intense
Before danny hit the lever I was like “the cat is going to blow up 100%” and i was right lmaoo
3:42 just imagining people sitting across him in the restaurant, listening to him aggressively whispering this into the phone with no context whatsoever
I really wanted to get into parkour as a kid and then I did it for 10 years
We stan this kind of dedication in the Greg house
Dude, when Danny started reading the first sign, I immediately thought back to goofy ass minecraft maps from 2014 that functioned exactly like this, and just got hit with a wave of nostalgia
I miss that simpler time...
I was actually getting teary eyed when he made the monument to Newspaper and I was actually devastated to see it explode. I would 100% kill his cats after that.
danny im waiting for more baddiesmp stuffff
that was pog when you leaped into Kurtis's boat
we all know that danny truly won the fight last episode
Danny almost calling Jarvis babe was cute 😊 *EDIT!*: timestamp 5:16
wait i missed it when?
timestamp?
Damn.... I gotta rewatch the video to remember when it was lmao
@@milqvetoast 5:16
The fact that I knew newspaper statue was gonna blow up 😂😂😂
honestly watching this from kurtis' view and then danny's view.....i gotta agree kurtis missed out on a lot when newspaper blew up but also the rest of them missed out on so much with kurtis and his creeper problem
i love how jarvis is the only one doing work and kurtis and danny are playing around the whole time.
Things have changed so much I remember the good old days in baddie SMP part one
I need more baddie smp :(
the fact this stream was like 2 weeks ago and the episode is only just up 😂
Kurtis singing dark horse as parcorse PLSNSN
Jarvis is such a mom friend
10 minutes of kurtis and Danny just fucking around
Oooh
This Baddie SMP is just like Attack on Titan no I will not elaborate
They are called illagers the magic ones are vindicaters and pillagers don’t live in the mansion and they mostly have crossbows
everybodys proud of kurtis 🎶
Even though all of them put the Cat Revenge on their cuts of this stream, I will watch it every time. Glorious
Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum
I am genuinely devastated they didn't rebuild newspaper
I watched the stream and regret not remembering "THERES PORN ON THIS PHONE"
Never watch Danny Gonzalez next to your mother is what I've learned, luckily im a fast person and got rid of the sound
i watched this stream 3 different ways because i'm that starved for content
come back baddie smp🙁
I was watching this with my door open when Danny screamed "this is porn" and I nearly broke my pc trying to turn it down quick enough lol
Now this is pretty pog
Jarvis is such a good mom
I was watching some Danny Gonzalez and now he gaming
Please fight the Wither!