newspaper 2.0 (baddiesmp 13)
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- follow me on twitch ► / dannygoonzalez
i stream on mondays and wednesdays at 6pm central time
check out the baddie smp
/ kurtisconner
/ elsiekfisher
/ nickisnotgreen
/ jarvisjohnson
/ svenjohnson7
/ gusjohnson
/ chrismelberger
I love how Jarvis seems so excited about everything
I know, Jarvis being excited makes me happy
He’s like a little kid showing his friends his Minecraft city built out of birch wood
😂😭 i loved 0:31
Jarvis is so pure
I love Jarvis, he’s so funny but he’s also such a sweetheart
baddiesmp rules:
1. dont trust danny with cats
2. dont trust kurtis with iron dad
3. dont trust jarvis with fire arrows
4. don't trust Elsie
5. don’t trust Nick with his bow
6. Don't trust
7. Don't
8.
As a general rule, don't trust Danny with cats
video game cats in particular
@@rory9718 any cats
Well, Danny did say he wasn't a cat person...
@@TheEmbessyNetwork please watch your cats
@@princewillchris1330 luckily, my cat has diamond armor, so he'll be good.
I like how Elsie is laying out all sorts of cool lore and Danny just started beef with a cat
Pewdiepie started beef with water sheep and it snowballed into some crazy shit so it seems to be a method that works 😆
Beware of the order
what is elsie's channel called? when i search it on youtube i cant find it
@@JohnDoe-cy7so her twitch is in the description
can't believe he actually hit the cat, newspaper was the start of his villain arc
OMG XKDKDKD
He just isn’t the same since newspaper died
Time stamp please?
@@muriella8008 19:53
14:50 Dixie just ate some taki’s that’s why everything is flying
The ending was intense, but takis are seriously intense
takis are intense. but takis? are seriously intense.
Wait I thought that was the joke lol
@@bellawherethehellhaveyoube3162 takis are seriously intense but Takis® are SERIOUSLY intense.
@@Mecal21 Nah the original bit of the joke was that Dixie was a ghost/poltergeist and throwing things around in her paranormal rage.
Can’t believe Elsie’s already started lore, can’t wait for the Reckoning of the Order.
@Doofy The Dragon F⛎ck you
@Doofy The Dragon You raise a good point, it's a known fact that if you're not wrecking toddlers in Fortnite on a daily basis you're a scientifically proven schmuck.
Elsie is an agent of chaos I love them
@Doofy The Dragon fortnite is so bad and dead no one wants to watch fortnite anymore its boring
@Doofy The Dragon youre right danny is dumb youre cool as hell
The Dixie impression was actually not too bad at first tbh
it’s not an impression
Its not an impression. Dixie was actually there
Impression lol good one
@@samb3435 not an impression Dixie was there
nick is the epitome of "heyyy cmooon im just a little guy its my birthdayyy you wouldnt hit a guy on his birthday cmonn"
this is that one tumblr or reddit post i cant remember which, but yea gnomecore is roght
@@maddox9001 yeah duh that’s what I was referencing
Everyone talking out about how Elsie accused kurtis of murder reminded me of when Kurtis and Danny were together and Danny very *inconspicuously* killed that villager kid in silence and then acted like nothing was wrong
which episode was that? i cant remember for the life of me
PLS EHAT EPUSODE IS THAT AHDBEJ
If jarvis went rogue i dont think anyone in the server would be able to stop him
That’s what I’m sayingggg if they ever come back to the smp I want a Jarvis villain arc SO BAD
he would summon the ender dragon to fight on his side using like idk canned beans.
genuinely cannot believe y'all are making lore but i'm not complaining
Sorry but what does “lore” mean?
@@addie8080 it basically means story
@@addie8080 it means a full narative/story
@@icantthinkofanything798 oh ok thanks :)
@@seauqis thanks :)
jarvis is definitely the mom of the group
Danny: "Your mic is clipping..."
Also Danny every stream: "aAGhhggahAaAGggghh!!!!!!!!"
God Jarvis is already the lawful good guy in this lore huh
Yes. I am gonna need all of the Baddie SMP alignments tho lmao
Danny is N/E, Elsie is L/E, Kurtis is C/G, Nick is C/N
In the exact opposite is chaotic evil lorebuilder Elsie
@@lissasdf6724 sorry but could you explain what that means?
danny: neutral evil
elsie: lawful evil
kurtis: chaotic good
nick:chaotic neutral
Danny is slowly becoming the villain of the server and I'm not ready-
Let’s be honest, everyone is the villain of the server in some kind of way except jarvis
slowly?
i swear to gosh he's gonna turn out like Dream did in the Dream SMP
He wants to live in a giant menacing dark skyscraper OF COURSE HE'S THE VILLAIN
WHY DOES HE NEED ALL THOSE WINDOWS!?? TO WATCH EVERYONE!?? TO EVILLY SPY ON THE TOWN BELOW!??
Danny kills every cat in his sight and then expects us to trust him with a new one. Nice try Danny!
Catra homosexual
@@hmtkdkdnrkwjd Its two words, definately not a sentance.
danny is all wholesome playing gta and then turns into the joker in baddie smp
still can't believe drew is playing with faze jarvis.
@Doofy The Dragon if you're trying to reach fortnite fans then i think you're self promoting on the wrong channel
@Doofy The Dragon nobody cares so shut up
@Doofy The Dragon no💖.
@Doofy The Dragon F⛎ck you
even after that whole scandal with b&e….. true friendship
If Dixie gets incorporated into the lore I. WILL. WHEEZE. SO. HARD.
“Theres blood coming out of my eyes.”
“...ya’need a napkin?”
Bruh Elsie seems so chill and funny irl
They say the warning signs of a serial killer is animal abuse...
Are you saying he’s slowly becoming into a serial killer Hannah?
@@dynex4068 we aren't saying that he IS....but we aren't saying that he isn't..
Elsie: Did you just say POG out loud???
Danny: is that 🥺 is that 🥺 a gamer 🥺 faux pas? 🥺🥺🥺
Danny needs to be put in prison for crimes against cats, just saying…
ong
Doofy pls no
Ikr he's a hazard
sounds like shane dawson will be getting a new cellmate then
@@jdkiygh4033 NOT SHANE 😭
this whole smp is just a bunch of 13 year old adults and i absolutely love it
The “Dixie donate $4” has me weak LMFAO
If only new newspaper knew what happened to the original
@Doofy The Dragon tf did you say
@Doofy The Dragon you don’t even make content
Elsie talks like an adventure time character in the best way
Just started the vid, hope he doesn’t kill the new cat
Edit: that cat is fearing for its life
i still can’t believe Danny and Dixie live in the same house
7:43
Danny: Hey Nick, your mic is kinda cutting out, maybe because you're screaming.
Danny every 10 seconds: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
i love how when nick was threatening kurtis with the bow and arrow he said "i'm gonna count to five" the same way parents do to toddlers lmao
this video is just danny being an absolute menace to society and the smp for 24 minutes straight
"we like to be potty positive" THESE ARE GROWN PEOPLE RN HDJSK
Thank you for the amongus code
Danny sitting back in his chair and menacingly saying 'i could kill your cat so easily' feels like the beginning of his Joker origin story
Jarvis is the only adult in this server
20:52 “please let this cat live you monster” I’m deadddd
Danny going from a nice lil cat lover to a mad cat murderer is his villain arc
I love Danny’s vibe in this smp, the lore goes great with the “he’s no more the same since the death of his cat”
you know the fans are dedicated when this was posted 20 seconds ago and there are 74 likes
i was the first like too
you are truly greg
69th like, pog
@@icantthinkofanything798 no
i don’t say this a lot but that’s pretty epic
The whole Dixie bit is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while like it doesn’t get old
i love ur icon bestie
he did not just call the cat that he tried to kill "newspaper 2.0"
the disrespect
(btw for the people who haven't watched the latest stream, danny and nick fought after danny put his cat in a grave and told him to look in there because "he could hear meows from the toom")
danny when this video is done the cat better be alive and well.
i like that this smp server has no timeline at all
Oh my God I was watching this from Kurtis’s stream and foolishly thought that Jarvis had pushed Danny off when in reality Danny just fell as he was trying to kill Jarvis 😂😂😂. I’m so sorry to Jarvis for believing Danny over him... 🤣
baddiesmp, AKA danny giving his world to his friends and making them take care of it
The Baddie SMP alignments: Danny is Neutral Evil, Elsie is Lawful Evil, Kurtis is Chaotic Good, Nick is Chaotic Neutral, Jarvis is either Lawful Good or Neutral Good
Hey drew can u get Danny on this smp???
i think danny said drew is busy with stuff but he would of loved to join
@@subwoofer5458 woooooosh
@@savary5050 oh lmfao i read the comment wrong, i switched around the names sorry >.
@@subwoofer5458 oh lol. Understandable.
@@savary5050 its an old ass joke lmao
Normal people when they find gold in minecraft: “oh neat! Good for the nether trades!”
Kurtis when he finds gold in minecraft:
✨👄✨
Drew is the order change my mind
I’ve been waiting for this Daniel.
why do you sound like jigsaw😭
This comment is vaguely threatening and I hate it
WHY ISMTHIS SO SCARY
Danthony
@@notellie2635 ah yes
Danny's having too much fun voicing Dixie
Gregs, line up for attendance
here
present
Yo
present. sorry i’m late
i love jarvis' energy sm
12:55 THE FACE HE MAKES AND HE SAYS "ᵃ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖᵉʳ ᵇˡᵉʷ ᵘᵖ ᵐʸ ˢʰᵃᶜᵏ 😩🤺"
1:15 I can’t that was so cute 😭
I will only be satisfied once Danny officially moves into his house and out of the shack
Danny: We're not gonna cheat
Also Danny: 22:42
I NOTICED THAT TOO
I can't watch the streams, but this is definitely the highlight of my day whenever these are posted, love the chaos, yall should try playing bedwars or skywars if you can, I think that'd definitely be a good time
You haven't even heard the crux of this story...
WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S MORGZ AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DO THE 24 HOUR DADDY SHAGGING CHALLENGE
I really want Jarvis to have a villain arc, he’s just so pure and like the good guy of the server I would enjoy the plot twist
the beginning of the second civil war of the baddie smp (the first one being the great sign war of 2020)
Danny was traumatized from newpapers death he wants to kill every cat he sees. nicks cat is his first victim
i don’t know how to explain it but the way Elsie says “he just murdered a man!!” scratches a very specific itch 9:25
Danny’s just jealous that Nick has a cat that’s still alive 👀
Call the town "Blaze Rod" so you can say "My blaze rods got a little election"
love how they accused kurtis of killing a guy, a zombie appeared and they claimed it was the murder victim, and then they instantly were like “well let’s finish the job” as if they weren’t just scolding kurtis for that
Place your bets right now, who is going to kill Danny in the next part
the fact that all the privy to the crux jokes weren’t kept in,,,,,,
I love how you can see danmys happiness increse cause of kurtis
i feel like danny is just out to get cats..
jarvis is the only good guy in this smp 😭
Danny looks like he aged for once and became Rumplestiltskin
chris joining made me so happy i literally gasped lmao
The collective “woahs” at 6:42 was so funny.
Still waiting till they include Drew
Wdym this is drew
Yeah I’m waiting for Danny to join
but this is drew
This is proof that Danny killed newspaper purposely.
I wanna start a war in the comments, so which animals death was saddest.
1. Unnamed horse
2. Newspaper 1
3. Newspaper 2
4. All the animals he probably killed off stream
newspaper 1 was the worst 😩
@@kierramcgraw I personally think unnamed horse, actually
@@Jayeponz omg what ab is drippy he even still alive 😭
@@kierramcgraw I think Drippy is alive. I mean his first horse
i love chris melberger so much this crossover makes me so happy
If I'm being completely honest, I miss danny just playing with kurtis
same lowkey
same :/
me too but i love the new members!
@@kaylamancuso5655 they are fun, but the series just doesnt really feel the same anymore to me
Honestly my first thought when I seen them all together in the second video.. such different vibes in this series now.
danny asked, "what did we find?"
let's answer, i'll go first: holes in y'all's friendship apparently (/j)
danny got left out on his own server, personally I can relate
maybe he can keep newspaper alive this time
Literally missed Kurtis so much I'm so glad I heard his voice in this. It's never the same without him.
“the crux- sort of the crux of the plan..”
Love how Jarvis is like a dad being the only responsible one in the server lmao
This is how minecraft was meant to be played
i’ve been rewatching old episodes of the baddiesmp and i’m so glad you guys did this
so glad i was apart of this stream
You can never replace Newspaper.
Poor Danny. He abuses and kidnaps cats to cope with newspapers death 😞
ayo lore check??
bro why do i like live for dannys dixie impressions 💀 like thats some of the funniest stuff ive SEEN 😭
Danny is slowly becoming more and more blood thirsty
Have you thought of completing all the achievements on your single player word?
17:01 THAT ZOOM ON THE CATS FACE LOLOL 😭😭😭
I LITTERALLY NAMED MY CAT NEWSPAPER 2.0 AS TRIBUTE TO THE OG I FEEL SEEN
The order is like the baddie smp version of the syndicate dhdhdh
19:29 he had a water bucket but he just let himself die
Danny being a good friend and making sure kurtis got the right coordinates 3:01 (before trying to bamboozle him of course)