Danny is such a wholesome person and its so funny watching him play GTA cause he'll murder someone and say "Oh whoopsie daisy sorry didn't mean to do that."
Danny has two moods playing this game: - Danny casually committing vicious crimes - Danny apologizing the whole time while he accidentally murders cats and hits people with cars
"You wanna get paid and I wanna not end up in a river this time. We both have goals!" Danny just casually saying this as he starts his Lamar mission for the 3rd time made my weekend. Don't worry Danny, I drove like that for a hot minute when I first started! Thanks for these laughs dude, you made my Sunday!
Probably from Danny, given the context presented before us, but I'm just imagining the girly high-pitched "Ouchies..." from Bounce Man as a deathsound.
Danny's video game series is what it looks like when a smart person is figuring out how to get good at something new and there's something comforting about the honest trial and error in it and time it can take
At first I thought Danny meant “cutscene” instead of “cutscreen”, but it’s clear to me now that he just knows too much about gaming to make such a mistake. It must be a feature only he knows about.
i love watching people who dont play video games much because it is interesting to see what stuff they dont instinctively understand that is almost second nature to me, very entertaining :)
after years of playing other peoples saves of this game i started the story mode for myself recently and realized how hard driving missions really are and dropped it almost immediately
Игры
Danny calling someone "Numnuts" in fucking Grand Theft Auto V is the best thing ever
Time stamp?
@@deathmart2810 0:32
@@numphithink9919 thank you!!❤️
@@deathmart2810 ofc!
@@deathmart2810 fsus
danny in minecraft: a ruthless cat killer
danny in gta: a rutheless cat killer
damn he went from ruthless to straight up rutheless. GTA rlly changed him. I miss the old danny.
Newspaper: drowns
Everyone: Danny did it
Danny irl…👀
@@bbseal6174 lmao
Timestamp
saying “bing bong” while shooting people is the most in character thing danny could ever do
this is true
HAHAHAHA every time he does that it’s so funny
He is a fictional character he is not real
“Hi kitty!” *absolutely beats the ever living piss outta it”
I had to go back and screen record this part I was dead 😭💀😂
This is his third channel where he gets a little more serious, a little less goofy, and drinks less La Croix.
And where he murders cats
Wait is this his third channel where he gets a little less serious, a little more goofy, and drinks more La Croix?
@@SpaceRally no you imbecile, this is his third channel where he gets a little more serious, a little less goofy and drinks a little less La Croix
@@rizramirez1119 needs more la croix
Cursed
Danny killing the cat gave me flashbacks of him killing newspaper in Minecraft
Same 😬
It wasn't a murder,it was an accident
@@pine8658 fuck, I know I’ve heard that somewhere, but I genuinely can’t remember where it’s from
@@largeboi4678 gingerpale
He’s a cat killer ! Shame!
Danny doing an eight point turn to get out of the driveway then immediately exiting the car, Danny the man
Don’t forget he claimed he was doing a 3 point turn 🤣
I love how Danny talks over every piece of dialogue and then has no idea what’s going on
Kitty:
Danny: *squares up*
*proceeds to kill kitty*
i’ve never heard anyone say “i want to help the community and make a positive difference” in gta
and almost immediately steal a car
its literally how i try to play lmao
Doudgoudg:
Danny accidentally killing that cat while innocently trying to pet it was perfect comedy
cat: *exists*
danny: say your fucking prayers, buddy
Danny is getting a reputation as a cat murderer
If I had a dollar for every time Danny killed a cat in a video game I’d have two dollars but it’s still weird it happened twice
@@marnie6967 😂😂
RIP Newspaper
She said kill her cat like I’m Danny Gonzalez
justice for newspaper
glad danny cut out the 20 minutes (not an exaggeration) he spent trying to figure out how to make the game full screen
alt + enter, no?
It took me years to figure out happy wheels even went into full screen
it was the funniest thing in the world
BAHAHAHA OMGGG
that shit was funny dude
I want “OK how about Lamar maybe you shoot” on a tshirt
"i can take him"
*immediately gets clocked so hard he dies *
Don't mind me, just holding my cat a little tighter tonight after witnessing Danny killing his second cat
seriously
Danny is such a wholesome person and its so funny watching him play GTA cause he'll murder someone and say "Oh whoopsie daisy sorry didn't mean to do that."
I think that's a little more scarier, imagine someone murdering someone and saying whoopsie daisy right after. Showing no remorse for it
You're telling me you don't feel like that?
IT IS WAHAHAHA
Did everyone forget the kid villager he killed for no reason with zero remorse? Not to mention all the traveling merchants and their llamas?
@@JBC352 everyone kills the traveling merchant and the llamas! You have to bc if you hit him the llamas will spit at you-
Danny: Tackles some stranger to the ground
Stranger: *Angry*
Danny: “That guy was not a nice guy.”
Danny shooting up the place and saying "I'm a naughty little guy" is making me lose my marbles
danny is so calm about everything regardless of violent it is😭😭
yea :(
that’s because this is NOTHING in comparison to what he went through in his minecraft let’s play
AGREE.
@@aurorasparks1985 the chat fucked him up good
except when he almost crashes
If you are a cat from a video game and you see Danny your days are numbered. He shows no mercy.
Catra you better watch out
Rip catra. Danny is coming for u
Your profile pic and name fit your comment very well.
I’m sorry in advance for your future demise.
Guy: DON'T SHOOT THE HOMIE
Danny: *immediately shoots the homie**
Danny is single handedly representing all of us who are bad at video games. I thank you, kind sir.
Sincerely, someone who only plays the sims
Danny has two moods playing this game:
- Danny casually committing vicious crimes
- Danny apologizing the whole time while he accidentally murders cats and hits people with cars
The only way to play GTA fr
alternative title: danny driving badly for 23 minutes straight
nah he got the slow mo on lock
Except for 20:52 slow mo poggggg
Yea you can watch the 2 hour version on twitch lmao
@@tusharkanchipurambphc it's on yt too
Danny drives well compared to me
when you say “I got to go” I can’t stop hearing that one guy from that one video you did with Drew a couple years ago
"Can I stop a crime right now?" Followed by him running a dude over made me laugh so fuckin hard
"hey buddEEEE" *PUNCH*
"look the fuck out!!"
"he was having a bad day, idk what his problem is."
5:28 Danny is doomed to kill his cats in any video game he plays
*RIP Newspaper, never forgotten*
Honestly truly appreciate that other people took newspapers death as hard as I did
and him sending death threats to nick's cat in baddiesmp, the disrespect 🙄
8:50 Danny: “I don’t know why I’m doing a 3-point turn, I could’ve easily backed out”
Danny: Proceeds to do an 8-point turn
Watching danny hit people so viciously then dead pan to "I'm so sorry" has been the highlight of my week
danny playing gta is the exact type of chaos and comedy i need right now
It would be funny if he played C.O.D in shipment team version, such chaos. And also really funny
tbh every time i’m sad i now come back to this series, it never fails to make me laugh
Danny: punches a guy
Guy: fights back
Danny: he was having a bad day
I love how Danny left out how long he took running around hallways in beginning bc he didn’t know where he was going or what he was doing lol
Danny: hey kitty 👋
Proceeds to slaughter said kitty
Danny's the only youtuber to lose on the tutorial
Nice pfp
Besides game journalists
that sure was an intense level but takis are SERIOUSLY intense
Me: Justchilling play video games with my friends
Ninja: *Aggresive screaming*
Okay but they ain't lying. I had a single bite of a blue taki the other day and got slapped in the face immediately by the intensity. I never knew
“HOW ABOUT YOU SHOOT LAMAR” IM S C R E A M I N G
danny: is a wholesome little boy
also danny: punches a cat dead in an alleyway
dannys voice is so nonthreatening
He is the most threatening
Which makes him seem more threatening
It’s a voice that will kill every cat
This game is so off brand for Danny lmao. Opposite of his wholesomeness it’s almost jarring to see him murder people 💀
He routinely killed villagers in Minecraft.
He also murdered a cat
I feel that way about half the time. The other half, Danny is actively trying to punch people and steal their cars.
in the last baddies smp stream he threatened to murder nicks cats
It fits him imo
I’m laughing so hard at Danny going up to a random person, punching them, and then saying idk what their problem was LMFOAOAOAAO
"You wanna get paid and I wanna not end up in a river this time. We both have goals!"
Danny just casually saying this as he starts his Lamar mission for the 3rd time made my weekend. Don't worry Danny, I drove like that for a hot minute when I first started! Thanks for these laughs dude, you made my Sunday!
danny goes “oop bad guy” as if he didnt just steal money from random people
I wish guns irl said "bing bong" when you shot them
we need a sound effect with “ouchie” every time someone dies
Probably from Danny, given the context presented before us, but I'm just imagining the girly high-pitched "Ouchies..." from Bounce Man as a deathsound.
Danny's video game series is what it looks like when a smart person is figuring out how to get good at something new and there's something comforting about the honest trial and error in it and time it can take
At first I thought Danny meant “cutscene”
instead of “cutscreen”, but it’s clear to me now that he just knows too much about gaming to make such a mistake. It must be a feature only he knows about.
Same with his deep understanding of the Hunger Games. People always seem to forget the pro archer Katniss Evergreen.
HELLO WE HAVE ALMOST THE EXACT SAME PROFILE PIC
@@aubriem1944 you must have great taste in profile pics then
Him killing that cat gave me flashbacks to newspaper and I was not ready for that
For people who didn’t watch the stream y’all couldn’t see Danny was so op at aiming it was crazy 💀
That cat was the soul of Newspaper trying to reunite with Danny…rip
danny: bada bing bada boo
also danny: kills 5 police officers while saying that
Franklin: “I'm sorry miss"
Danny: "No, I'm not sorry, she was about to snitch."
General kenobi you are a bold one
9:10 "I'll f-kin kill you!"
Danny: "Do not."
The guy; understandable have a nice day
"oh i can take him." gets up and tries so hit the security guard. Security guard: 👊🏽. Danny: 💀😵
i love watching people who dont play video games much because it is interesting to see what stuff they dont instinctively understand that is almost second nature to me, very entertaining
:)
“that was an intense level”
yeah but takis are SERIOUSLY intense
Seriously intense
takis
But takis are SERIOUSLY INTENSE
but takis are SERIOUSLY intense.
Its so funny watching Danny play GTA because its like minecraft all over again where he has no idea whats going on but he's still like "Oh thats cool"
"Woww it's a winter wonderland out here!"
*He says while shooting people.*
its a christmas miracle ✨
Danny we need this to be a series I’m begging you
Danny needs to start staying away from video game cats
my new favorite genre of video is “twitch streams in which the streamer knows nothing about the content they are streaming with”
Me toooooo!
19:30
Danny runs over random man
Also Danny: Did I just stop a crime?
I love that Danny’s chat absolutely refuses to let him forget about Newspaper
his gamer level is growing by the second
I lost it when you accidentally threw yourself off the bike
“I’m gonna kill the hostages.” -Danny Gonzalez
danny: i can take him
also danny: *immediately dies after one hit*
i just know this will be a certified pog moment
such a certified pog moment
such a certified pog moment
@@eloise980 so nice you had to say it twice
@@stingyswordfish omg I didn’t even realise it did that but so true bestie
bro watching this stream live and seeing him drive up the telephone pole actually made me cry laughing
me too dude
I like how at 19:46 Danny second guesses if that guy was a thief when you see the wallet he stole on the ground right next to his body
11:12 “i’m just going a different way!” *drives into water*
when Danny does the British accent it's too funny
5:31 dude what’s with Danny and cats in these video games 😭😭💀
sobbing at danny saying bing bong whenever he shoots anyone
lamar: don’t shoot!
danny: “he doesnt want me to shoot?”
danny: *shoots*
PLS THE GASP I LET OUT WHEN HE KICKED THE CAT-
out of all the things i thought danny would play next i was not expecting it to be this😭
it’s hilarious how polite danny is when playing lol
I love how when Danny murders someone he’s just like “bing ❤️✨😃” or “oopsie sorry 😁”
12:21 just seeing him fly off the bike had me dying 😂😂😂😂
"can i switch back to that guy? i like that guy"
me who plays gta5 just to make michael do yoga: yeah :)
Danny has killed a cat in every game he's played now.
11:20 danny talking to random dude about their goals while spinning around in a smart car and running into a pole
"danny instantly gets 5 star wanted level"
5:30 made me think of newspaper. Rip newspaper😞😭🕊🕊
Danny’s little laugh of accomplishment at 7:49 is adorable ☺️
0:50 companies on July 1st 🥺
after years of playing other peoples saves of this game i started the story mode for myself recently and realized how hard driving missions really are and dropped it almost immediately
Damn it 12 minutes in and he made it further than me...fuck that stupid bike man
Damn Danny’s new Minecraft Map looks real good
8:04 "Man it's good to be home."
*Starts getting shot at*
“Beverly was spooked” is such a hilarious mission fail I can’t stop snickering
GTA: Greg Time Always
Very true
He returned when the world needed him the most
Danny killing the cat after so excitedly saying "oh, is that a kitty? hi kitty!" absolutely sent me
17:05 danny saying WEEEEE just makes me smile sm don’t even ask why
This is actually the funniest thing I've seen all day. I'm crying rn
I saw the words Danny and gta and involuntarily smiled
I’m laughing out loud at 1:30am right now even tho I have a 7am meeting to attend and it’s worth it cause Danny is THAT funny.
"Dude they can't see me now"
*Duck while literally parked a torn up car in middle of a walkpath*