@@gagiibaaji2774 No...it’s not... Once it starts hissing you have like 2 seconds before it explodes, which isn’t enough time to run into and past it lmao
@@gagiibaaji2774 The best thing to do 100% of the time is to run in the opposite direction obviously. Unless you’re backed up against a wall, in which you’d want to shield or block yourself in
"I've been trying to get Danny to fart for years and he's never done it" "yeah it's something i only do around family and friends" Damn Danny, that's cold
I love how Danny is acting like the older brother teaching his younger brother how to do something and pretending to be the best at it, but completely leaving out the fact that there are people who are better at it and that he only started doing it recently. Love them
It’s like watching little kids teach other little kids how to handle a cat lmao. It’s always a good time until one gets scratched and dies, then gets back up again like nothing happened & the cycle repeats
This gives me "5th grade best friends playing Minecraft together for the first time" typa vibes. Like Danny comes up to his dude Kurtis at recess or whatever like "my mom got me minecraft last week and I'm real good at it. You should get your mom to buy it for you so we can play together!" And Kurtis' mom bought him both versions of minecraft because she's a mom and doesn't know the difference because she doesn't videogames because she's a mom. Then when they play together Danny only has a slight edge over Kurtis because he's been playing for a week or so now... Man, really brings up memories 😩🙏🔥
bruh didnt danny say like 2 years ago if you sub with notis on you become biologically related to them? dosent that mean we become part of his family actually now that i think about it yesterday someone got banned for 3 days for farting i think he ahead of his time and just making excuses
I’m screaming when Kurtis almost fell down when he broke the ground in the sand temple and Danny was like “WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU ALMOST FELL” and his avatar JUst LoOked DoWn ThE HoLe like 👁👄👁
currently re-watching all the baddie smp videos because i miss it i know they all want to focus more on yt vids so they're streaming less, and i respect that, yt is their job after all but i still miss watching these every thursday morning
Best quotes: “I’m shifting” “Let’s rob someone” “This is a epic dying moment” “So we back in a mine” “I’m in a house they won’t let me leave” “This lama do be spittin” Reply your favorites
Kurtis’s voice is so monotone like all the time. Like even when he's yelling he's just like “aaaaaah 😮” and it's hilarious.
Timestamp??
@@pratimachoudhary8384 14:42
@@pratimachoudhary8384 also like 3:23
Technoblade: "Am I a joke to you?"
FR
0:18 “don’t worry dude I got this”
*dies*
continually misses and gets killed by a spider
Absolute icon, I hope I can meet his level of skill eventually, but that's a far off dream.
“I’m in a cave... with a man”
*kurtis was slain by an iron gollem*
SKDHFHDJJSHSHEHEHSH
that part had me in tears 😂 I want this to be a whole series with the two of them!!
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kurtis furiously beating up a villager in his own home while danny yells at him to stop is peak comedy
.
ikr
@@SickAndMeanSAM .
@@Jerkwad4 .
@@sky_aiko .
22:06 Kurtis just subtly passing by with 25,000 arrows stuck to him while yelling at a skeleton is the funniest thing ever
I know!
I’m your 1K like
I feel aWsOme :D
PLEASEEE I’M CRYINGFNGNG
"MY MAN"
@@bradentheman1373 you should feel special 😌
danny acting like he doesn’t lose his entire inventory at least 3 times every stream
honestly tho 😭
Danny: "Don't worry,"
Danny: "I got this."
Danny: *Dies*
LMFAO
2000 lik
That’s the joke :,)
“where is the apology button?” is the most canadian thing kurtis has said thus far
LMAO
I'm wheezing ☠☠☠
as a Canadian, yes indeed
timestamp? lol
@@melonachii 3:44 :D
Whenever Danny sees a creeper he makes it his goal to run directly into it instead of in any other direction
Actually it’s smart to run directly into and past the creeper
@@gagiibaaji2774 No...it’s not... Once it starts hissing you have like 2 seconds before it explodes, which isn’t enough time to run into and past it lmao
@@ogzelle well if you *see* a creeper at a medium distance
@@gagiibaaji2774 The best thing to do 100% of the time is to run in the opposite direction obviously. Unless you’re backed up against a wall, in which you’d want to shield or block yourself in
@@gagiibaaji2774 yeah that worked really well 21:19
“No no no he’s nice!” that moment will sustain me for the rest of quarantine, I don’t know why that interaction was so funny to me
That and Kurtis being slain by an iron golem within 3 minutes for presumably the same thing 💀
You’re still in quarantine?
@@SeanMacadelic yep, america is fucked!
If you’re still in quarantine I feel bad for you.
Kurtis just beating that dude with a torch 😭
Danny: "You're getting attacked by a spider"
Kurtis: "Well tell him to stop"
danny: "i'll just punch it from .01 blocks away"
Selling this reply spot!
will you take $5?
@@Wayhoo LOL IS THAT ACTUALLY A THING
@@Wayhoo will you take a human heart? don't ask where I got it
I just can’t get over Kurtis asking Danny if he made the village, it was too cute
It is really cute
timestamp?
4:07
"I'm in a cave with a man" *kurtispoggers was killed by iron golem*
I died
so did he
Omg is this Kurtis alt?!?
danny discovers minecraft and is so overjoyed that he must share it with his friend
I literally love it
me with everything
Wholesome :))
minecraft down to its bare essentials
minecraft w friends is prime gaming time
Wow, watching these guys discover the joys of minecraft really hits different
Now we can have nostalgia for ourselves and them too
Is that a trash taste refrence?
Lol I guess everyone is just now starting to realize why the pewdiepie minecraft series was so popular. Watching people learn is fund
ikr
They are getting to experience the epic highs and lows of Minecraft
the way kurtis felt the need to defend himself from an unknown villager invading his new found home is a bit sending me
THE WAY YOU WORDED THIS IM WEAK
Wow I can’t believe Danny, the creator of Minecraft, is showing Kurtis how to play his game
I thought Philza Minecraft created minecraft
@@mcdonaldssprite8359 why not both
@@mcdonaldssprite8359 it was collaborative
Alright so both Philza and Danny made Minecraft, pog
"I've been trying to get Danny to fart for years and he's never done it"
"yeah it's something i only do around family and friends"
Damn Danny, that's cold
I wish the rest of that conversation was included. Kurtis was very offended.
@@ErinLastNameRedacted wait he was fr? did danny apologize lmao
Yeah wtf is up with Danny right now
@@Gakupo1Kamui lol yeah danny apologized I'm pretty sure Kurtis was just pretending to be upset. Danny went on to say "I do it alone alone"
@@ErinLastNameRedacted is there a video of that? like a clip or smthn cause I missed the stream
Someone call drew gooden to complete the best friend smp
D'Angelo Wallace fans are quaking
@@LifeWKai lmao i'm a fan of all four😂
Drew’s already here what do you mean?
@@jerdenadajar6198 same lmao
i think you mean danny? i'm confused🤔
the way kurtis was screaming from fear while he beat the crap out of an innocent man 😭
“endgame was the most ambitious crossover of the year”
the baddie smp will actually break the internet once drew joins tbh
Wdym Drew is already in the smp all we need is Danny to join
I want dani to join
@@chclt_thndr old joke
@@thaisuwu6427 its still funny
@@thaisuwu6427 if it ain’t broke don’t fix it
hearing Kurtis' voice without seeing his face is a trip... he sounds so normal
???
He sounds almost innocent
yeah and then you look at him and he's... well he's kurtis
6am hotdog
What do you mean?
We got Drew Gooden AND Kurtis Conner, damn, now all we need is Danny to join
I was about to comment, "And Drew, too," but then my brain broke.
LMFOA
^Don’t forget kurtis!
wait drew and danny are 2 different people? huh thought that was just drew’s nickname
@@ionaelizabeth same
"im in a cave with a man" "kurtispogger was slain by Iron Golem"
Timestamp?
@@FurretAnimationsIsEpic 2:40
@@icarusbrightside ok thx
"Where's the apology button?"
"I think they got rid of that feature actually; You can't apologize anymore."
*sad Canadian noises* :(
Timestamp please
@@aishafaiha2836 3:44 I didn't quote it properly but still lol
More sad canadian noises
I love how Danny is acting like the older brother teaching his younger brother how to do something and pretending to be the best at it, but completely leaving out the fact that there are people who are better at it and that he only started doing it recently. Love them
Off topic but I love your profile pic
@@zeus-wp6oz thanks lol I like yours too
@@stickyjo8449 thanks
yo i like both y'alls pfps
@@thedestroyasystem yours is nice too
This is the beginning of a universe to rival the MCU and MCYT fandoms combined
Yeah lol
@@safaa6356 Who needs 1 in 7.5 trillion odds when Danny and Kurtis are up all night to get lucky?
@@LifeWKai Great comment. Nothing else. I’m just impressed. Good Job.
@Mischief Pretty sure Ryan lives in kurtistown, too, and all the ryans have the same face.
@Mischief *"WHATS UP GREG-"*
was wondering why kurtis got killed by the iron golem until i saw him unashamedly punch a villager
Take a shot every time Kurtis has to remind Danny that he has no stuff cause he died
i am now dead due to alcohol poisoning
It’s like watching little kids teach other little kids how to handle a cat lmao. It’s always a good time until one gets scratched and dies, then gets back up again like nothing happened & the cycle repeats
So many children die to cats everyday 😢
@@chasewilliams6801 call 1800-stop-death-by-cat now to make a donation. The children need need you to act now.
I hate it when my child dies from the cat and then i have to put it back together again.
@@05bastille fr why do children have to be so hard to reconstruct 🙄🙄
This reply thread oml-
I can’t believe that Dream ripped off the baddie smp and everyone’s just ok with that???
can't believe dream would copy two small creators, he should be ashamed of himself :/
@@nikblur130 nah dream is the small creator piggybacking off of youtube gods Danny and Kurtis
I've been saying it for MONTHES
BuT dREam Smp CAmE fiRSt
@@chasewilliams6801 MONTHES??
this is like watching a blind man try to teach a deaf man sign language
Danny: "yeah, you have 5 iron, go fight the ender dragon"
Kurtis: *swims straight towards a spider*
This won't turn into a new dream smp, it'll turn into the first baddie smp and Dream will be a background character
Techno for BaddieSMP petition
@@LifeWKai you have my signature
plot twist: this is the dream smp but dream smp can't handle baddies so they stay away
@@LifeWKai hell fuckin’ yeah, man
You have my signature
@@ositaiza888 The plot twist of the century-
Drew couldnt join because hes either playing runescape or drew and danny are just the same person
1 man cant be at 2 places at once 🤔
@@kingdomheartsfangrl6 exactly
The second one is more likely.
Kurtis: “what’s this guy up to?” Danny: “ he’s a spider and he wants to hurt you really bad”
danny just zooming into a house chanting "no! no! no!" after seeing kurtis just casually annihilating a villager is beyond immaculate lmao
who cares about dream smp, baddie smp is way better
yeah we stan baddies
Techno for BaddieSMP
Facts
Honestly tho 💅
@@cablekar memento mori
This gives me "5th grade best friends playing Minecraft together for the first time" typa vibes. Like Danny comes up to his dude Kurtis at recess or whatever like "my mom got me minecraft last week and I'm real good at it. You should get your mom to buy it for you so we can play together!" And Kurtis' mom bought him both versions of minecraft because she's a mom and doesn't know the difference because she doesn't videogames because she's a mom. Then when they play together Danny only has a slight edge over Kurtis because he's been playing for a week or so now... Man, really brings up memories 😩🙏🔥
Kurtis making a wooden bridge through lava is a whole mood
"What did you do to my bridge?"
Kurtis: I've been trying to get Danny to fart for years
Danny: Yeah, its something I only do around family and friends
Kurtis: crying noises
more like fartcraft
Thank you someone notices
On the stream, Kurtis called him an asshole when he said that.
@horrendous twitch
bruh didnt danny say like 2 years ago if you sub with notis on you become biologically related to them? dosent that mean we become part of his family
actually now that i think about it yesterday someone got banned for 3 days for farting
i think he ahead of his time and just making excuses
Two baddies in one game? That's pog.
Baddie overload, I cant handle it
@@LifeWKai too many baddies 😩😩😩
It is called Baddie smp👀
theyre all popping off😩
Kurtis: where's my stuff 😡
Danny: over there, want to come get in the boat
Kurtis: *disappears angrily under water*
time stamp I’m crying xD
Danny: "you're like on the verge of death"
Danny, 10 seconds later after MURDERING kurtis: "oh I forgot you're on the verge of death"
this made me so happy you have no idea
I think I do have an idea, this just radiates joy
Same. The two of them together add up to maximum baddie power.
@@LifeWKai ik, why get happiness from my real life when I could just get my serotonin from youtube
The worst part is I can’t press the subscribe button in Twitch for an extra greeting because I lack the financial funds
Me & the boys being too poor for extra greetings
Fax
fame changed the mayor of kurtistown😔😔
Danny: "I didn't hit you with an arrow because i wasn't aiming at you"
Kurtis, with an arrow in his fucking shoulder:
👁️👄👁️
I used to be a young minecraft player like you, until I took an arrow to the shoulder.
Danny: spends hours designing an elaborate SECRET ROOM to store all of his valuables, complete with trapdoor.
Kurtis: plants trees inside
Everything Kurt says for the next 10 seconds after 2:36 is SO funny
i lost it at "i'm in a cave with a man"
Honestly it's just hit after hit, mans doesnt rest
@@marissa9731 HAHA YES ME TOO
"i'm in a cave... with a man" (kurtispogger was slain by Iron Golem) is peak comedy and no one will ever come close to topping it
Kurtosis and denny beating minds crafts 😍😍
😍😍😍
Denny is epic minds crafts gamer! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
That’s Drew :/
Baddies😍😍😍
pogchimp😍😍🥰🥰
I miss this era so much this is proabably my 4th time rewatching this series
LITERALLYYYY 😢😢
“lemme save you from embarrassment real quick”
kurtis: has been using the pickaxe for everything the entire stream
my brightness on my phone is down really low and i saw your profile picture and thought this was my comment😭
@@whytho8856 lmao good taste 🤝
In Kurtis’ defense, what Minecraft player has never slain at least one villager
You have a point
Can confirm. I once slaughtered an entire village.
@@iatecielssoulsorrysebastian covering every square inch of a village with tnt and then blowing it up was my favorite pastime when I was younger
@@mattsherack genociding villagers is a key part of minecraft
I've never killed a villager
danny walking in on kurtis and going “no no no no he’s a good guy!” sent me into orbit😭😭😭
I’m screaming when Kurtis almost fell down when he broke the ground in the sand temple and Danny was like “WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU ALMOST FELL” and his avatar JUst LoOked DoWn ThE HoLe like 👁👄👁
danny calling the unfriendly mobs “bad guys” is just wholesome
Danny saying "Don't worry, I got this!" is such a GAMER MOMENT!
Wtf Danny issnt in this vid its drew and kurtis
“raiders of the lost...sʜᴀʀᴛ”
Kurtis Conner
2021
Kurtis panicking and trying to kill the villager because he thought it was a bad guy made me spit my water
“I’m dead, I’m in a cave with a man”
*Kurtispogger was slain by Iron Golem*
This is like when two dads find thier kids game and try to figure it out so they seem cool
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
Honestly, you didn’t even need to trim this stream down. The whole entire stream was just so entertaining 😌
yeah lol
damn does he have like a stream archive channel or something
@@whytho8856 If you go to Twitch, you can see all of his previous streams!
“He died doing what he loved”
“Riding a chicken?”
currently re-watching all the baddie smp videos because i miss it
i know they all want to focus more on yt vids so they're streaming less, and i respect that, yt is their job after all
but i still miss watching these every thursday morning
thiz
“so did u create this or-?”
“the game?”
no that was ✨philza minecraft✨
BAH. This is the best comment
philza minecraft is so brave. hes the bravest man i ever met.
@@ilexdiapason philza Minecraft is dentist
@SariahIzabelle Hilario "philza minecraft is so-
*e* "
I feel kind of special knowing I was there the entire stream
same 😌
Chat is just comments but *spicier*
@@anonymous47282 What’s wrong with people commenting?
@@anonymous47282 shut
the amount of times ive watched this series. my comfort videos fr
“You’re getting hit by a spider”
“Tell him to stop”
Kurtis beating the village than Danny panicking because he’s ‘nice’ is the funnest thing
This series keeps me away from my crippling anxiety
oh me too
I’ve watched this series like 3 times in the past 2 days it never gets old
Not shown: how many times Danny had to ask kurtis for his coordinates because he kept immediately forgetting them
why didn't he just put them in the chat😭
this is a certified hood classic
I can't wait for We Are Not The Same Person (Minecraft Tour)
11:45 “I’m gonna do an MTV cribs” “IM GONNA DO AN MTV CRIBS” had me rolling.
"Spidler on the Roof" had me laughing so damn hard.
Tooting is only for family a-and friends? But I thought Greg was your family?? Explain now Danny or else it's toot time.
the amount of times these two lost each other on stream was so funny
Kurtis: 5 blocks in to the mine
Also Kurtis: yea, I guess you could call me a professional miner
3:44 is the single most Canadian way to play any video game
Kurtis bought to be a nether baddie
Kurtis boutta get all the Piglin trades and be diced out
y’all are popping off fr
12:44 has the same feeling as "I drop kicked that child in self defense"
callmekevin who
Kurtis: “I have no food, I have 3 hearts”
Danny: “Wait, you’re like on the verge of death haha” *eats in front of him*
the way danny walked right past the creeper and then panicked after
Kurtis saying where is the apologize button is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen
I honestly cant believe how funny this still is. This will never get old
this is my comfort series on youtube. ive watched this at least 12 times.
can we talk about how that zombie impression was spot on lol
when?
Ikr? That was almost scary 😣
This is going to be the blind leading the blind. 😅😂😂 Love your videos and streams Danny! ❤️❤️
Watching the streams happen live is one of the most chaotic experiences and I wouldnt trade it for anything lol
Danny calling mobs Monsters and Kurtis calling them Homies has be absolutely sobbing
watching a beginner minecraft player teach another newer beginner minecraft player the game is so funny
Best quotes:
“I’m shifting”
“Let’s rob someone”
“This is a epic dying moment”
“So we back in a mine”
“I’m in a house they won’t let me leave”
“This lama do be spittin”
Reply your favorites
"I'm in a cave with a man" *kurtispogger was slain by Iron golem*
@@Max-jn2mjlol true
I liked when they discovered the "edging button"
“where’s the apologize button?”
"Ay yo kidnapped check!"
Yesss 2 nether baddies getting wacky and silly 😜
11:10 that was actually a really good choice, endermen are damaged by water
I laughed so hard when Danny entered the house and Kurtis is just like “Ahhhgghh” and beating the shit out of that villager
15:08 THE WAY HE JUST SAID THAT SO CALMLY AND NONCHALANTLY KILLED ME
oh my god the minecraft daddy duo we never knew we needed
It’s a little early for Danny to start teaching ANYONE how to play Minecraft
That's the point
“That’s you”
“Yeah that’s me”
Why was that so wholesome
Your friend is really funny drew, he should open a youtube channel
Ikr
uHm tHiS iS dAnNy aNd kUrTiS aLrEaDy hAs a ChAnNeL 🤬😨😰😥😥😛🤪😜😚🥰😌😌/j