i finally did it...
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2021
- after WEEKS & WEEKS of trying to get my own ender pearls...a piggy finally made my dreams come true!
watch me live on twitch every wednesday & sunday!
/ kurtisconner
danny's gaming channel:
/ @dannygamezalez9521
edited by Jake Doolittle
I remember when Kurtis couldn’t even open a door
They grow up so fast 😢
i remember when he tried to kill the villager bc he thought he was a bad guy #justiceforvillager
@shawnwasblue yeah but kurtis thought they were and killed one on accident on the first day
@lord frog they're making a joke haha
And hit trees with a pick
I love how they've declared the ghast as jellyfish
*yuh* 😌
@@Nr.1JoyFan taemin🤔⁉️
@@acoollittleguy oh shit they found me
Ghast ❌
Jellyfish ✅
how is it that they beat the game so easily while just starting but after playing for like 5 years i’m still scared to leave the house at night time
The Power of Friendship
I play on easy no mobs mode and I've been playing for like a decade now, its cool
nah bc ive been playing since i was 8 so over 10 fucking years, and i play on peaceful until my house is built. its so embarrassing
DUDE SAME. i’ve been playing since at least 2013 but i always used to play in creative mode so now that i’ve started to play in survival i’m super afraid to stay outside at night or even go inside caves 😟
@@katiewallen9250 i used to do that to :') it's worth getting at least one friend to play with you so you're less scared n have each others back
baddie smp is the only thing keeping me going rn
same 3 boys are screaming downstairs but i’m fine
Same
same bestie
lmao same
@@Frozen23154 hey u good bestie🤧
kurtis: aAHH
danny: ...what happened?
kurtis: ʲᵉˡˡʸᶠⁱˢʰ
jellyfish is written on his death certificate
0:29 was the scariest godamned thing i've ever seen in my life
😭
Its kurtis' dad how dear u disrespect him
@@oosberry158 vampire dad😩
@@lianair4383
Vampire dad 😍
And heard
The sound he made at the beginning while playing with the green screen scared the ever living shit out of my dog
I wish it had gone on longer, it had me CRACKING UUUUUPPP!!
LMAOOO
🧟♂️AUGHH🧟♂️
i paused the video right before that bit to get up and do something and then the first thing i heard when i came back and hit play was ungodly screeching
420th like
i honestly want them to go searching for the witches igloo, her swamp hut, go searching for a sunken ship, look for buried treasure, go in an underwater fortress, find the illagers forest mansion, and stop one of their raids.
Illager? I hardly know her!
omg i watched this whole stream live and i did NOT realize kurtis actually had to use 88 GOLD INGOTS to get ender pearls like that's so many lmao what the hell
It would've been so much easier to just kill endermen😭😂😂
Danny used 2.
@@DaviniaHill its because danny is dream, he has dream luck
@@amaahda that’s a serious accusation
@@amaahda dude thats a secret
honestly, the commitment to the "no laughing' bit was art. it wasn't like, laugh out loud funny, but it made me stop and think. I think I need to go be alone for half a day.
kurtis has come so far and I’m very proud
as his parents we are all very proud of him and i hope he knows it. they grow up so fast, am i right?
@kkungie i've been standing here in my bathroom mirror fucking SOBBING over this comment, holy shit.
@@ratverence6767 you’re IN your bathroom mirror?? That’s crazy bro
@@barackobamaasmr8006 crying rn. i went to your channel and it’s not Obama role play asmr. this is a scam i say. a SCAM.
@@barackobamaasmr8006 what can I say, that comment transitioned me into mirror form.
someone in chat saying "divorce" when danny got four enderpearls on his first try and kurtis had been trying the whole game
The amount of times Danny died made it go from baddie smp to saddie smp rip
theres nothing i love more than the captions turning "im pog as hell" into "im paul gazelle"
These videos really make me sit quietly without laughter for half a day 😌
us rn 😐😐😐
@@ye1i dang bestie that’s hilarious 😐😑
Same 😐
And put me in a quiet mood for a week 😐
right 😐
A word of advice - You don't need to get close enough to kiss a creeper when you stab it, as much as you may want to.
Creeper? I hardly know her!
4:38 rip the queen she would’ve loved the stream
me wondering why this looks familiar and then realizing i watched this stream
kurtis your stache looks great! :) im sad people are mean about it :(
Kurtis is one of the few people who can actually pull off not only a mullet, but a stache
Legit!!! I'm (hopefully) going on T soon and I really want a pedo stache and a mullet lmao
@@junglejin3096 DAMN I FELT THAT, GET THAT PEDO STASHE BRO
@@newylovesfilm FUCK YESS THANK YOUYY
Jungle Jin fingers crossed for you, get that stache!!!!!!
I wish they would revive this series
between this channel, danny’s channel, and watching both of their twitch streams, i get hella confused with what i have watched or not 🤷♂️
same honestly!
0:32
Danny: Kurtis?
Kurtis: **giggles** Hello
ahhhahaha idk why i love this so much
Kurtis: makes a joke
Danny: laughs
Kurtis 👃💨
19:25
Kurtis: I’m pog as hell.
The auto-captions: I’m Paul Gazelle.
Captions really do be smart
It makes me sad when people body shame Kurtis and comment on his moustache and hair :( we have to be nice to him, it’s the law of kurtistown!!!
He looks great !
kurtis is such a real one for ignoring the voice crack
Ngl if that was me I would’ve laughed😔
people keep telling danny and kurt to get a dog and or cat, and like why. y'all know what happened to danny's cat and first horse. either the animals die or we're just paranoid about their safety all the time (like when everyone was telling danny that newspaper would drown, but he was like 'nooo, he's just swimming guys' and then he drowned in a later episode)
#justicefornewspaper
I thought this was about real life until “episode”
add Neil breen to the baddie smp
PLEASE
it’s too dangerous hed just break his laptop 😔
this video doesn't capture the amount of suffering and waiting Kurtis truly went through in the stream
in this whole series, how has kurtis never said “nether, i hardly know her!”
Ngl kurtis pogger is actually pretty poggers 😊
Pogger? I hardly know her!
Hahahahahah! You are killing me right now! 😂🤣😂🤣 😃
Dude I’m literally alone this is so sad epic fail moment
I'm here for you homie 🏳️🌈
@@kcat420 thank you homie, you’re a real one
@Austin Lee True, but I was trapped in a foggy void where no one could see or hear me. Luckily your comment reached through and pulled me out. Thanks for that, I was very lonely.
9:30 Kurtis said what a Greg instead of Chad, what a Greg move
I'm gonna be sad as frick when the bullying gets to Kurtis and he shaves the stache and gets a haircut :((
He said on his podcast that the more people make fun of his stache and mullet, the more he wants to keep it lmao so I don’t think he’ll cut it soon
@@jas7687 fuck yeah keeP UP THE BULLYING YO
They deliver their jokes so plainly and boringly but theyre still so funny, that is some skill right there
i took a GIANT swig of coffee JUST as they started the James Charles imitation and burst out laughing
Happy Pride Month Everybody!
❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Happy pride month!! 💕
Everytime kurtis dug down directly in the neather it gave me a mini heartattack
4:24 HIS DOG IN THE BACKGROUND WOKE UP
19:27 kurtis: im pog as hell
the captions: im paul gazelle
kurt has gotten so good!! i feel so proud rn 😭
the real ender pearls are the friends we made along the way
Yo wtf Nick?? You cut out Danny’s perilous bird attack story??? It’s like I don’t even recognize your editing anymore smh my head 😤😤😤
ik this is a joke but he might wanted to have cut it out cus he reckoned that it would appear in danny's vid, since it was his story to tell. he didnt want viewers to watch something that they had seen in another video lol
don’t think it’s edited by nick if you look at bottom of description
I'd say you don't recognize it, since it's not Nick editing anymore XD they're still friends, he just wanted to work on other stuff.
@@mrunsaved611 yepp i dont think so bc at the end he told “jake” to edit the ingot count lol
You should add this guy to the baddie smp his name is Danny gonzales
Yeah I love Kurtis and Drew playing together but I think Danny would be fun
@@emilydrake9379 yeah agreed
Kurtis finally did it well done Kurtis us citizens are proud 👏
the lag makes his screams more funny at 12:09
Good job, king. Have a nature valley oat bar.
I love how they react to each other dying "oh no"
6:41
12:16
Why is no one talking about how hilarious Danny sounded at 12:05
I’ve been off my meds for a week and today i just slept and cried because i feel so totally shit. Less than 30 s in i’m smiling... Thank you Baddie smp 🙏💕
I’m rewatching this saga and stumbled upon this comment, but I hope you’re feeling better now both physically and mentally.
Laura: are… are you giving me the silent treatment?
Danny: ᴺᵒ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ
6:56 the best way anyone has ever said “paprika” ever
Sad this wasnt up in time for my T shot, but I'm still excited to watch it!
hell yeah t gang! 🏳️⚧️
Is that your shot of testosterone? I’m confused.
im only 13 but i can’t wait to start t
Congrats from a fellow trans person! 🏳️⚧️
YOOO- I'm waiting to be older to get my T!!!
Seeing Neil Breens face will forever make me giggle aloud
I love them referring to the ghasts as a jellyfish lmao its honestly more accurate. They just be big flying jellies
A petition to keep kurtis mustache alive until he’s 80
maybe kurtis modded his game to get even worse trade odds lmao we call this a reverse dream
Did you guys know you can purchase the ender pearls from a cleric villager?
Ender? I hardly know her!
real homies watch the same video but from two POVs
7:48 you know they true bros when they have each other's back like this
Other? I hardly know her.
“yea I think that’s that’s fine i think that’s what i learned as well i think that’s i think that’s fine i think what i also learned was diamonds are everywhere and you only gotta lad i learned i didn’t learn anything.”
0:28 why did that legitimately scare me
I guess the saga of Kurtis complaining about Twitch has ended 😂
petition for kurt to grow out the ‘stache so he has mouth bangs
0:29 OMFG THAT SCARED ME SO BAD LMAO
i was literally so proud in the stream, can't wait to watch the battle with the ender dragon
Drew on the crew
Add him to the smp
Now
this is probably my favourite video on the internet-apart from that james charles video 😩‼️
who needs 13 reasons when there's plenty reasons to enjoy baddie smp ✋🏽😼
fetty wap “yAaaAH baby” for danny’s sound board
i wanna see kurtis with a manbun, thank you very much
If Kurtis changes his hair because of idiots I will be so sadddd.
THIS SMP GIVES ME LIFE
loving how the chat really didnt get the james charles bit
yeah they didn't get the absolutely hysterical joke where Kurtis pretended a child abuser was his favorite youtuber
@@noellethomas2589 i know it’s crazy!!
In the beginning it looks like Neil is telepathically communicating with us but he’s using Danny’s voice
I like the stache as well pretty pog
the queen of england donation aged poorly
Guys i must beg you to please watch Danny's POV just because his scream at 5:50 is just so much funnier there.
but finish this vid first tho- ya know. Don't be rude.
I'm crying at their James Charles impression lmao
My FAVORITE bois to entertain me while I workout
Living for these videos honestly. This one gave me some great material for my next animated 👀
I love that drew is playing with kurtis
danny needs the doja cat "yuh"
Me: *Brushing my teeth*
Danny: Yeah you know how like, uhm... I guess I can't literally like, think of any examples where you've made me do that.
Me: *Spits all the water in my mouth*
kurtis is a real pro minecraft gamer
Gamer? I hardly know her!
Kurtis reclaiming the look every racist in my area has lmao
LOOOL leave him alone :(
proud of u kurtboy
They’ve come so far 😭😭 I’m proud
I CANT BREATHE 5:40
when danny said he sits quietly for hours when sth's funny i genuinely was about to choke on my nutella puff n die goodness..... loveyall
all the james charles talk did not age well
Dream blunt rotation:
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
petition to make “im paul gazelle” the new “im radio rebel” on the next stream
I keep replaying 0:28 and I’ve never laughed harder in my life
the fact that i’ve been watching and i havent been subscribed is a crime. i have now subscribed forgive me
0:29 me when
Danny saying “phew” but like the literal word
these videos keep me sane
7:49 jesus christ
Kurtis did great this stream! 👍😊