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  • Опубликовано: 15 фев 2020
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    FOLKS! This is one of my most requested videos for some reason, so I decided to finally sit down and play the mobile game "Episode". My expectations were very low...but holy smokes, this game is terrible. So I hope you guys enjoy my misery as I play the weirdest mobile game of all time!
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  • @krystalb661
    @krystalb661 4 года назад +5087

    Episode is like:
    Your best friend is happy and getting married! Will you......
    A. Agree to be her bridesmaid
    B. Sleep with her fiancé, have his child, and steal her identity.

    • @user-uz7tl1ns5g
      @user-uz7tl1ns5g 4 года назад +623

      literally, then agreeing to be her bridesmaid will cost like 50 diamonds

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 4 года назад +210

      The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like:
      1. pull her down to kiss her
      2. cut her fucking legs off

    • @ayahernandez8434
      @ayahernandez8434 4 года назад +120

      option A: 19 gems
      option B: FREE

    • @carltonbanks2351
      @carltonbanks2351 4 года назад +52

      And then you always choose B. Because you want to know what happens

    • @skyandclouds5625
      @skyandclouds5625 4 года назад +2

      Lmfaooo

  • @redacted5078
    @redacted5078 4 года назад +11523

    _"Your crush is approaching you. What do you do?_
    -Say Hi (40 gems and a kidney)
    -mass murder (free)

    • @stupidsanbii
      @stupidsanbii 4 года назад +483

      Oh hell yes I’ll take the mass murder any day

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 года назад +215

      You can say hi if you commit mass murder first

    • @zombie_6555
      @zombie_6555 4 года назад +183

      How’s the mass murder free? That’s the best choice!

    • @AmandaNavarro
      @AmandaNavarro 4 года назад +65

      Dammit I just nose laughed into my cereal 😭😭😭

    • @nyeommyeom
      @nyeommyeom 4 года назад +36

      I spend 40 diamonds and a kidney to say hi and then mass murder

  • @dulapeep2729
    @dulapeep2729 2 года назад +16340

    Episode:
    You’re at your grandmas funeral
    *Send condolences (100 diamonds)*
    *Start performing WAP and start yelling very offensive slurs to the open casket (free)*

    • @jesuschrysler8467
      @jesuschrysler8467 2 года назад +288

      THIS COMMENT HAS ME ROLLING IN MY GRAVE JJDHSFHSDFHDFADIFHSDJHSDGHDFGHIFHGSHGSHDS

    • @Kevindoesedits
      @Kevindoesedits 2 года назад +881

      @@jesuschrysler8467 just like the grandma
      /j
      Yeah I’m still going to hell

    • @jesuschrysler8467
      @jesuschrysler8467 2 года назад +334

      @@Kevindoesedits LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT COMMENT IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT🙏‼️

    • @mlle7321
      @mlle7321 2 года назад +414

      Why is the superior option free?

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 2 года назад +72

      @@mlle7321 uhhh

  • @peggyschuyler3330
    @peggyschuyler3330 3 года назад +2756

    I remember saving up gems for an outfit in a game and i was at like 40 gems. I misclicked and accidentally spent them on a breakfast in bed. Bitch burnt everything and gave me a bagel

  • @princessulku
    @princessulku 4 года назад +5738

    BRUH HE SPENT 20 DIAMONDS TO KISS CODY AND THE STORY FORCED HIM BACK TO LEAH ANYWAYS LMFAOOOO

    • @maybutnotaunt
      @maybutnotaunt 4 года назад +368

      Princess Ülkü gay rights

    • @LivPC
      @LivPC 4 года назад +296

      The Episode Original stories suck lol he should go for one of the Fan stories, they don't drain your money with diamond choices

    • @literallystfu9812
      @literallystfu9812 4 года назад +25

      you’re right i t s a d a m n g a m e, imagine getting that offended by it doing that, its stupid but its really not that serious

    • @thatsoamine
      @thatsoamine 4 года назад

      naber lan

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 4 года назад +71

      literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they?
      They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.

  • @jazminornelas7615
    @jazminornelas7615 4 года назад +5479

    the real title of this video should've been: "I MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON IN THE MOVIE THEATER😲😲 AND GOT DETENTION?!?!?"

    • @ari-wn4rq
      @ari-wn4rq 4 года назад +178

      +18 😣😣😣😣😣😣

    • @christinarivas4510
      @christinarivas4510 4 года назад +80

      Watch till the end 😱

    • @Moosechestoose
      @Moosechestoose 4 года назад +14

      Jazmin Ornelas imagine being so funny kurtis pins your comment

    • @clara-md3qp
      @clara-md3qp 4 года назад +13

      AND I THINK IM PREGNANT!???😨

    • @hunnibee4478
      @hunnibee4478 4 года назад +9

      Dont forgot the exaggerated face expression on the thumbnail 😂

  • @peachpunk6939
    @peachpunk6939 3 года назад +13056

    “Kurtisssss is a very polite woman”
    Guess you could say she’s...
    Kurtioussss

  • @lylalala
    @lylalala 2 года назад +1415

    no one:
    episode:
    Y/N: “oh no! i have nothing to wear to this party!”
    best friend/roommate/sibling/whatever: “actually i spent all week sleeplessly sewing you a beautiful dress”
    wear dress: 50 diamonds
    don’t: free
    Y/N: “thanks! but i feel most comfortable with what i’m in right now.”
    bestie: “that’s fine you look great either way”
    like HUH

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 2 года назад +130

      OMG HELP THE "Thats fine look great either way" LIKE WHYYY IM LITERALLY WEARING PAJAMAS
      (also your pfp is *chef's kiss*)

    • @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
      @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans Год назад +8

      @@dunkey759 their pfp looked like Emma from The Promised Neverland (no relation to me btw)

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 2 месяца назад +7

      That's SO accurate, or it's something like
      Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!"
      Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!"
      Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds
      Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds
      Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free
      Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!"
      Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits"
      and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit

  • @orlys8963
    @orlys8963 4 года назад +7379

    literally kurtis: this is a dumb game
    Kurtis spending 27 dollars on diamonds because he wants to go out on a date with spencer

  • @neveahwildheartismypenname4090
    @neveahwildheartismypenname4090 4 года назад +6141

    Ok but imagine stabbing someone and then saying “reds totally your color”

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 года назад +312

      "What blood type are you???"
      ...
      "red"

    • @godfathababy
      @godfathababy 4 года назад +37

      lil sally walker walkin’ down the street-

    • @alexandraa.9986
      @alexandraa.9986 4 года назад +20

      It’s like 3am rn in Switzerland and I’m screaming

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад +6

      becca . She didn’t know what to do so she stepped in front of me

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад +1

      Neveah wildheart is my pen name 😂

  • @llamapillarquackquack3899
    @llamapillarquackquack3899 3 года назад +1592

    I just read an entire Wattpad story only to realise that this “episode” was based off of it
    I’m literally so dumb

    • @cherryblossoms6605
      @cherryblossoms6605 3 года назад +103

      OMG I'VE READ IT TOO! AND I WAS THINKING WHY THE STORY WAS SO SIMILAR!!

    • @oonooooooooo
      @oonooooooooo 3 года назад +102

      did that fanfic happen to be about cody simpson

    • @sk3l3tonnstar
      @sk3l3tonnstar 3 года назад +147

      i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad-
      They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭

    • @sapphirethesapphic
      @sapphirethesapphic 2 года назад +15

      i remember that story! i wonder if the author ever played the game

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 2 года назад +2

      @@oonooooooooo not that I remember

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 3 года назад +318

    Your crush is sitting right there! What do you do?
    -keep sitting but be cute while doing so (100 diamonds)
    -beat up the toddler at the other table, throw it across the room, stomp it to the ground (free)

  • @screameureka7029
    @screameureka7029 4 года назад +4036

    episode be like:
    it’s your first day at a new school! What will you wear?
    cute casual skirt! (40 gems)
    bold dress! (40 gems)
    fortnite shirt and a trump hat (free)

    • @karman1377
      @karman1377 4 года назад +71

      Lindsay M omfg I swearrr lmaoo

    • @Calvin.K.Langat
      @Calvin.K.Langat 4 года назад +46

      Trump hat lmaoooo 😂😂

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 4 года назад +197

      *BFF character*- don’t forget your crush is a Democrat and hates video games!

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 4 года назад +25

      Peanut Butter nothing has been more accurate

    • @Judessin
      @Judessin 4 года назад +13

      Same thing with Love island mobile. All the sexy outfits 10 diamonds, basic dress free.

  • @fitzgreen
    @fitzgreen 4 года назад +3403

    nobody:
    episode:
    -breathe (20 diamonds)
    -die (FREE!)

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 года назад +79

      Annika Green you spelled “real life” wrong

    • @inlovewithnana
      @inlovewithnana 4 года назад +61

      Then they make you feel guilty for not spending your money

    • @dinaaulia5207
      @dinaaulia5207 4 года назад +6

      Just what I wanted!

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 4 года назад +36

      bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds.
      (then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)

    • @tfracks
      @tfracks 4 года назад +1

      At least is accurate

  • @ViVimybeloved
    @ViVimybeloved Год назад +311

    "Your talking to the person you've always dreamed of dating. They confess their feelings to you."
    Tell them you feel the same (9,000 diamonds)
    Kill them in their sleep and sacrifice your first newborn child to a stranger in an alleyway (free)

    • @kitsunegirl9996
      @kitsunegirl9996 Год назад +15

      Hi I know this gets thrown around often online but this LITERALLY made me cry from laughter so just thank you so much

    • @tamiwatchesstuff
      @tamiwatchesstuff Год назад +9

      I kinda wish I could make an Episode story and put these exact options in there. 🤣🤣

    • @theobservantsome9095
      @theobservantsome9095 Год назад +2

      @@tamiwatchesstuff You’d be doing the Lord’s work

    • @loca2035
      @loca2035 6 месяцев назад

      i would honestly pick option two for more drama😂😭

  • @xuiiya2109
    @xuiiya2109 2 года назад +362

    Episode:
    “You’ve just gotten engaged, what dress will you wear?”
    *Go to your own wedding in pyjamas (free)*
    *Wear a wedding dress (40 diamonds + your organs)*

    • @christinagoodson
      @christinagoodson Год назад +7

      to be fair kurt cobain got married in his pyjamas

  • @josuke4048
    @josuke4048 4 года назад +5725

    Episodes options be like:
    **your crush has asked you out**
    -throw yourself out the window and ruin any future chances with them {free}
    -say yes and admit you like them { 4000000 gems}

    • @sweetyfri
      @sweetyfri 4 года назад +150

      Google how do you get free gems illegally-- I mean legally?

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 4 года назад +13

      fr tho

    • @C.C.353
      @C.C.353 4 года назад +177

      And you end up throwing yourself out the window and ruining any future chances with them regardless of the option you pick

    • @Nikola-wy6yf
      @Nikola-wy6yf 4 года назад +47

      Thats why i dont play official stories. Also a lot of official ones have LL version and u don’t have to pay for choices

    • @faparis
      @faparis 4 года назад +6

      It felt great to be your 1k like 😭

  • @amadotcom5788
    @amadotcom5788 4 года назад +2305

    Why is the main character’s friend so casual about the coma she was in?? She’s just like ‘lol remember when you were in coma for two weeks, hahaha that was quirky!’

    • @vonpetty673
      @vonpetty673 4 года назад +31

      axolotl IM MF DEAD💀💀

    • @polarwantstosleep2170
      @polarwantstosleep2170 4 года назад +181

      Yeah, but why is no one talking about the mom's reaction when Kurtissssss said "same old. I'm a mom" when she asked her about her day

    • @jaimehernandez8333
      @jaimehernandez8333 4 года назад +3

      Jajajjajaja jajajajajajaja

    • @KelleeNotKelly
      @KelleeNotKelly 4 года назад +70

      I’m not like other girls. I was in a coma and lost my memory

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX 4 года назад +10

      it is, she aint like any other giRls

  • @vinx3078
    @vinx3078 3 года назад +146

    This teacher straight up asked for fanfic of his students

  • @SubXiV
    @SubXiV 3 года назад +336

    The funny thing is that the user made stories are actually fun to read

  • @ryleetoth8442
    @ryleetoth8442 4 года назад +13906

    episode: your crush said hi to you at school!
    say hi back: 20 diamonds
    literally shit on the floor in front of everyone and ur crush: free

    • @torimonet8402
      @torimonet8402 3 года назад +1024

      LMFAOO that’s why I fucken hate episode.

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 3 года назад +532

      At this point I only play official stories for gems

    • @prash5203
      @prash5203 3 года назад +255

      LMAO I LAUGHED TOO HARD

    • @slickboyist
      @slickboyist 3 года назад +240

      You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.

    • @piya5891
      @piya5891 3 года назад +272

      @@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 4 года назад +7390

    *naked because I had stains on all my clothes*
    Oh man i got pizza sauce on my face
    *peels off skin*

    • @UwU-yd4vc
      @UwU-yd4vc 4 года назад +134

      *I'm ded*
      I don't even know why

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 года назад +222

      @Legendary Maybe because you also peeled off your skin

    • @tinychild7371
      @tinychild7371 4 года назад +53

      i actually laughed congrats man

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 3 года назад +15

      lol this is great

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 3 года назад +30

      why would someone wear the clothes they need for an interview to SCHOOL

  • @PhenylSSBU
    @PhenylSSBU 3 года назад +214

    POV: You are watching the first episode to catch up for the final episode he just released

  • @LordPOTatoo
    @LordPOTatoo 3 года назад +100

    "Dude my car won't start."
    *sigh*
    *beats the hell out of car*

  • @michelle-ic5ws
    @michelle-ic5ws 4 года назад +3931

    You: sitting in your hotel room peacefully minding your own business
    * from the next room *
    *“I DIDN’T KISS CODY SIMPSONS FOR NOTHING!”*

    • @user-jw3xm3yj9t
      @user-jw3xm3yj9t 4 года назад +4

      Stolen? Lol

    • @hanansalah4764
      @hanansalah4764 4 года назад +19

      "𝙸 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚂𝙾𝙽"

  • @leahblumel1
    @leahblumel1 4 года назад +3644

    Was mindlessly listening to this with AirPods on and when you go “hey Leah oh she can’t hear me she has AirPods in” i freaked tf out for a hot sec lmao

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes 2 года назад +68

    Okay but as a WLW, I can confirm other WLW and me are startled whenever we see each other.

  • @Xoxo_gaming5000
    @Xoxo_gaming5000 3 года назад +155

    Leah: **spills drink on kurtisssssssss**
    Also Leah: you totally ruined my shirt!

  • @vertebrate3507
    @vertebrate3507 4 года назад +8253

    Kurtis: “Spencer looks like me” Kurtis: “Spencer looks like Cody Simpson”

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 4 года назад +67

      Who put you on the earth UGH 😄

    • @m_gwb
      @m_gwb 4 года назад +153

      kurtis = cody simpson

    • @tianojames1421
      @tianojames1421 4 года назад +64

      @@m_gwb edit: Kurtis Conner > Cody Simpson

    • @sierrajohnson717
      @sierrajohnson717 4 года назад +95

      The Spider-Man meme but with kurtis, Cody, and episode boy

    • @Keyson03
      @Keyson03 4 года назад +15

      Through the transitive property: kurtis looks like Cody Simpson

  • @sinfullycirce
    @sinfullycirce 4 года назад +2173

    Episode-
    “You just had a baby! Will you...”
    1- Love and care for it (30 Diamonds)
    2- Set it on fire and crap yourself

    • @darcey6392
      @darcey6392 4 года назад +109

      Looks like that baby's name gonna be Abortshawn 💀

    • @jerrygeorge4478
      @jerrygeorge4478 4 года назад +30

      (free)

    • @kitneyspears
      @kitneyspears 4 года назад +21

      “the baby’s name is heaven bc that’s where it’s going”

    • @somesunnyday9011
      @somesunnyday9011 4 года назад +2

      EMMANUELLA CANN yeah but it costs a shit ton of diamonds

    • @rainbcwdream
      @rainbcwdream 4 года назад +9

      3- Eat the baby

  • @noaheiszler5461
    @noaheiszler5461 3 года назад +37

    13:15 man you said daaajffkndkdfbdklovelife

  • @zinniekay3958
    @zinniekay3958 3 года назад +78

    8:07 if she had those clothes why couldn’t just give the extra top to Leah???

  • @janeygray8911
    @janeygray8911 4 года назад +15854

    it's killing me that homegirl LITERALLY TOOK OFF HER SHIRT when kurtissssss had bags full of outfits for some reason

    • @angelique4213
      @angelique4213 4 года назад +83

      Ally Gray omg me toooo

    • @alinavaysfligel7249
      @alinavaysfligel7249 4 года назад +447

      i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!

    • @sallajalkanen9240
      @sallajalkanen9240 4 года назад +28

      im losing my mind😭😭😭😭

    • @actually_wirt
      @actually_wirt 4 года назад +51

      Ally Gray I can feel you counting the esses

    • @angelic-haven
      @angelic-haven 4 года назад +19

      Ally Gray ALL THE S’S

  • @jg9301
    @jg9301 4 года назад +10666

    in every game i name my character “my homie” so everyone who talks to me sound like a really chill bro

    • @anaxoxo2
      @anaxoxo2 4 года назад +191

      Banana Banana I love it😂

    • @bearsneezer1929
      @bearsneezer1929 4 года назад +160

      Banana Banana imma start Doug that

    • @imeantloveyou5eva
      @imeantloveyou5eva 4 года назад +89

      genius

    • @nicholasgarrett742
      @nicholasgarrett742 4 года назад +221

      @save Felix's hairline its basically non existent her teachers are gonna have fun trying to pronounce that.

    • @ariclassic621
      @ariclassic621 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @sophia.aquino.
    @sophia.aquino. 3 года назад +44

    (at 12:43) i didn't realize that this level of discomfort that i am experiencing right now was humanly possible

  • @aimeek7218
    @aimeek7218 3 года назад +50

    Nobody:
    Episode: give us your kidney to unlock the next chapter

  • @brookedovale
    @brookedovale 4 года назад +4124

    The 190 dislikes are from teachers with a half shaved bun haircut

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 4 года назад +34

      Brooke DoVale there’s a lot of ‘em. damn hipsters.

    • @jujuskiswim
      @jujuskiswim 4 года назад +1

      This is makin me wanna change my hair

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 4 года назад +10

      David Greenleaf Thats exactly why you should let RUclipsrs choose your haircut

  • @reinism7891
    @reinism7891 4 года назад +8026

    imagine staying on the hotel room next to his and all u heard is "I DIDN'T MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON FOR NOTHING"

  • @olivia-me8lv
    @olivia-me8lv 3 года назад +78

    "go deeper than you've ever gone before"
    *that's what she said*

  • @zifebort8245
    @zifebort8245 2 года назад +26

    10:40 Me. everytime I read a comic and it's being continued on the next episode which is next week

  • @maltsoymarai2243
    @maltsoymarai2243 4 года назад +5213

    I remember when Demi Lovato shouted at me for wearing coral-red lipstick instead of the 20 diamonds hot red... good times

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 4 года назад +184

      LMFAOOO

    • @Maryyyyy252
      @Maryyyyy252 4 года назад +360

      For real dude I was so mad at Demi that time

    • @arithedestroy7251
      @arithedestroy7251 4 года назад +328

      LMAONFHJDFH SAME I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEMI LOVATO GAME

    • @edonathedonut6478
      @edonathedonut6478 4 года назад +93

      IM DEAD I REMEMBER THATTT

    • @maddison5120
      @maddison5120 4 года назад +40

      The kind of thing that can only happen in Episode 😂

  • @kira_calamari2431
    @kira_calamari2431 2 года назад +89

    I was on a reality show in this game,and my goal was to get married by the end. At one point when my main love interest who my character was madly in love with asked politely if she could kiss me,I had the option to:
    A. Kiss her (29 diamonds)
    B. Tell her that she's gross and not kiss her (free)

  • @jaredswan2585
    @jaredswan2585 2 года назад +31

    I know this is the stupidest thing, but I help manage a movie theater. 12:06 is bull, projection rooms are loud as fuck.

  • @clementinesinclair13
    @clementinesinclair13 4 года назад +3548

    "what are you gonna wear to your prom?"
    -Pretty dress that will get your crushes attention (50 gems + body part)
    -Trash bag (Free!)

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +205

      Well, a trash bag will definitely get peoples attention.

    • @pavement8280
      @pavement8280 3 года назад +70

      This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress

    • @mirrorj3002
      @mirrorj3002 3 года назад +11

      Your average Dishwasher wait i remember that

    • @emi-eg9bu
      @emi-eg9bu 3 года назад +4

      @@pavement8280 yeah i know that one

    • @hannahmarassa5163
      @hannahmarassa5163 3 года назад +4

      @@pavement8280 haha I played that one

  • @pleaseenteraname141
    @pleaseenteraname141 3 года назад +6182

    *you see someone getting beat up in the halls*
    - Stand up to the bully (100 diamonds)
    - Join in (free)

    • @avaorders1269
      @avaorders1269 3 года назад +174

      this is the best one of these comments😭

    • @mf1672
      @mf1672 3 года назад +214

      Even if it cost a diamonds I would still join in

    • @msilva2423
      @msilva2423 2 года назад +81

      @@mf1672 What- 😃

    • @cactus2570
      @cactus2570 2 года назад +91

      I READ THAT ""GETTING BEAT UP IN THE BALLS"" LMAO

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz 2 года назад +69

      oh good the option i want is free

  • @albujak3738
    @albujak3738 3 года назад +26

    Every episode ever:
    What do you want to wear on your date?
    A dress - 20 diamonds
    A box - free

  • @bethanywillis7443
    @bethanywillis7443 2 года назад +13

    I play fanmade episodes and I was like “I’ll try a app made story it can’t be that bad.” And the options it gave me were so horrible it’s not even funny. GOING TO A BALL: wear nightclub dress (free) wear appropriate dress (20 diamonds). I REALLY LIKE YOU: kiss her (100 diamonds), smile (30 diamonds) shove her away rudely (free)

  • @catherinemaclaine7166
    @catherinemaclaine7166 4 года назад +5020

    Kurtis I hate to be the one to say this but you have to make a part 2 of this video

  • @Josh-rm4dj
    @Josh-rm4dj 4 года назад +6241

    That extra greeting is all that gets me through the week

    • @chahlie.
      @chahlie. 4 года назад +23

      I needed this today thank goodness

    • @lila-rb3tk
      @lila-rb3tk 4 года назад +19

      facts 😪✊

    • @Fluorrrecent
      @Fluorrrecent 4 года назад +6

      so true

    • @wannabe8615
      @wannabe8615 4 года назад +4

      always

    • @purpleocean1432
      @purpleocean1432 4 года назад +33

      Before extra greeting: 😔
      After extra greeting: 😁

  • @justarandomshyguy7939
    @justarandomshyguy7939 3 года назад +43

    2:23 that person is riding skateboard interestingly

  • @jazzyj8471
    @jazzyj8471 6 месяцев назад +7

    11:07 the teacher just wanted some fan fic 💀

  • @bibibee871
    @bibibee871 4 года назад +4188

    no one:
    Episode: if you wanna go on a date with Cody Simpson you've gotta give us your first born child

  • @bunda9937
    @bunda9937 4 года назад +2670

    You should have seen the original art style. It was literally like:
    👁️👃👁️
    👄

    • @rayna7055
      @rayna7055 4 года назад +143

      Bro i remember that😭😂

    • @rachana202
      @rachana202 4 года назад +95

      Omg yaaa..it used to freak me out

    • @nana-qn1zc
      @nana-qn1zc 4 года назад +48

      I liked the older art style of the game

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад +77

      He said he played it when it like first came out when he was younger so I think he has right ?

    • @bunda9937
      @bunda9937 4 года назад +93

      @@nana-qn1zc i like the 2nd style. Like the original was creepy and the newest one is kinda half assed but the middle one was just rightt

  • @jeanz2655
    @jeanz2655 2 года назад +34

    14:53 WAIT HE ACTUALLY SAID KINKS 😭😭

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 5 месяцев назад +2

      it's almost like the word had more than one definition

  • @CrabbyPatty_
    @CrabbyPatty_ Год назад +7

    Episode: “your talking to your dad on his death bed after he is diagnosed with cancer”
    *Tell him that you love him and that you don’t want him to go (80 diamonds)*
    *start twerking and cursing him out and saying that he never meant anything to you (free)*

  • @brookecostantino718
    @brookecostantino718 4 года назад +2778

    the genuine horror on kurtis's face when he thought the juice leah spilt was blood was a little too real

    • @toastboom
      @toastboom 4 года назад +9

      lmao reallyyy

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 2 года назад +38

      He really looks like he just saw a murder. I laugh every time

  • @LP-xw7ix
    @LP-xw7ix 4 года назад +1932

    “I made out with Cody Simpson and for what?”- Kurtis Connor 2020

    • @LP-xw7ix
      @LP-xw7ix 4 года назад +1

      indp. iv oh damn that’s neat I thought it was a very throw away comment lol

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 4 года назад +1

      Yeah this comment needs more replies, also here are some sparkles for a good day ✨✨✨

    • @iamarat7667
      @iamarat7667 4 года назад

      the only way we live on campus is not the same a great time and money and you are doing good I am a very happy and prosperous New and improved and we are not in my head around the matter with you on this one was hurt me and the iced out to me as a great time with your friends have a nice time at your house on Sunday at 4 the same and to the same the iced out so that you can do that and it willing I have to do this and other details I am a very happy and I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this opportunity I am a very happy and excited for this week so that you can do that and it will not send to the same Andrew thanks and best of my name on my own personal work on this one was hurt me as a great time. here you needed a comment so here you go

  • @xoxomishka
    @xoxomishka 2 года назад +17

    not only did episode pull a "oopsie doopsie 2 week memory loss" no one told her about it like she walked in and only after a while did Gina casually mention it

  • @elliot3092
    @elliot3092 3 года назад +21

    "And pls don't look at the bags under my eyes'' zooms in on eyes 👁️ 👁️

  • @alicevalgeborg5150
    @alicevalgeborg5150 4 года назад +6667

    He should have named this video “MAKING OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON????”

  • @garlicbread3959
    @garlicbread3959 4 года назад +3283

    Episode: *You are getting ready for a date with Jake*
    What will you wear?
    1. Something hot (20 diamonds)
    2. Something cute (20 diamonds)
    3. A bath towel (FREE!)

    • @maureenvowotor4786
      @maureenvowotor4786 4 года назад +47

      I'm wheezing😂

    • @peachykeen1409
      @peachykeen1409 4 года назад +30

      I have never laughed more omg

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 4 года назад +78

      That bath towel kinda a look tho

    • @mockingbird4451
      @mockingbird4451 4 года назад +27

      What about sexy bath towel 😳✌️ hahaha...jk uNlESs

    • @janah5617
      @janah5617 4 года назад +51

      more like a fucking hot dog costume

  • @devragoldhaber8953
    @devragoldhaber8953 3 года назад +37

    welp time to binge this whole series now that the last one's out
    edit: can confirm it was a very enjoyable usage of my time 10/10 would recommend

  • @Novamity
    @Novamity 6 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine what the people in the neighboring hotel rooms were thinking after they heard someone next to them yell, ' I just fucking made out with Cody Simpson, in a movie theater!'

  • @lily919
    @lily919 4 года назад +2417

    kurtisssssss and codel: the two bisexual icons we didn’t know we needed

    • @TessaBrouwer
      @TessaBrouwer 4 года назад +51

      lily m I love Codel

    • @samanthabutler3751
      @samanthabutler3751 4 года назад +94

      oh fuck, we need to get these two together!!

    • @leileilei23
      @leileilei23 4 года назад +55

      a match made in heaven

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 4 года назад +3

      YESSSSSSSSS

    • @4ssh4t
      @4ssh4t 4 года назад +26

      When are they gonna continue that love island game😤

  • @theexploraholic
    @theexploraholic 4 года назад +6217

    Episode be like: “Do you want to:
    Return the compliment
    Or
    Slap them in the face and insult their mother?”
    But returning the compliment costs one kidney. Pay up!

    • @katsukibakugo5139
      @katsukibakugo5139 4 года назад +17

      The Exploraholic True tho-

    • @germ1017
      @germ1017 4 года назад +24

      LMAO IM CRYING

    • @tianojames1421
      @tianojames1421 4 года назад +30

      Aye my kidneys trash! I'll take that deal!

    • @kestalami
      @kestalami 4 года назад +19

      I'd give up my kidney to slap someone and insult their mother

    • @GothiiiBerry
      @GothiiiBerry 4 года назад +6

      That's some bitlife shiii

  • @creeperdoge7573
    @creeperdoge7573 Год назад +10

    15:00 "Get ready for married life!"
    maybe this game should be renamed to "Arranged Marriage Simulator"

  • @smeagol4377
    @smeagol4377 3 года назад +16

    This is like the second hand version of Riverdale. They even call her jughead in the beginning.

  • @ericaliu3635
    @ericaliu3635 4 года назад +5314

    “your crush just confessed his love for you!”
    do you:
    slap his face (free)
    kiss him (1000 gems)
    DIVORCE (free)

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 4 года назад +76

      Erica Liu wow already married

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 4 года назад +361

      Pee in his mouth (free)

    • @izharramirez2562
      @izharramirez2562 4 года назад +164

      lol so the moral in this game is that currency *does* buy happiness

    • @hereforcats
      @hereforcats 4 года назад +36

      D I V O R C E

    • @mikuzillas
      @mikuzillas 4 года назад +24

      Use your stand on him (free)

  • @cerysroberts5776
    @cerysroberts5776 4 года назад +1267

    I honestly thought he was going to call himself kurtissa
    Shoutout to anna marta, my best friend

  • @samboni2012
    @samboni2012 3 года назад +30

    At 5:56 I thought she turned around and squirted period blood everywhere

    • @cupidre1
      @cupidre1 2 года назад +3

      lmao Same I thought Leah was on her period-

    • @BookApocalypse
      @BookApocalypse 10 месяцев назад +1

      STOOOP

  • @karla6965
    @karla6965 2 года назад +17

    my millionth time watching this and i just realized that the “entrance” leah made was her being brought in by her mom 😵‍💫

  • @isabellavargas4904
    @isabellavargas4904 4 года назад +4228

    u missed an opportunity “kurtits”

    • @hope-mi6lu
      @hope-mi6lu 4 года назад +196

      now thats a name

    • @mcr5truther
      @mcr5truther 4 года назад +64

      Isabella Vargas Beautiful

    • @ashleypoper8559
      @ashleypoper8559 4 года назад +32

      Dangit! THAT should've been our name. 😣 LoL.

    • @avery395
      @avery395 4 года назад +7

      hope OML DANG IT-

    • @nadismolina
      @nadismolina 4 года назад +17

      kurtities

  • @TheReMorseCode
    @TheReMorseCode 4 года назад +3065

    “She picked the white guy with Dreads dude?” HAHAHA

    • @TheReMorseCode
      @TheReMorseCode 3 года назад +11

      @@kivaylo Loll hello and thank you for the comment

    • @Bom.3d
      @Bom.3d 3 года назад +6

      @@kivaylo lmao right so many likes and barely anything

  • @gordonramsayslambsauce
    @gordonramsayslambsauce 2 года назад +23

    4:12 That's...not how a gluten allergy works

    • @M0no3hr0me
      @M0no3hr0me 9 месяцев назад

      I questioned that too.

  • @sukhlearns
    @sukhlearns 3 года назад +15

    i died when he did the run at 10:12 XD

  • @lindaiglesias2176
    @lindaiglesias2176 4 года назад +2428

    *Kurtis idea to turn his name to a girls name:*
    --Add some more "ssssss" to it.
    Yeah, that works.

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 4 года назад +117

      i though he was gonna say”kurtissa” but then he just kept adding s’s 😔

    • @loudand_clear4883
      @loudand_clear4883 4 года назад +33

      Snakes are girly apparently

    • @niensc8888
      @niensc8888 4 года назад +32

      Shoulda been Kursti

    • @monicamycbm
      @monicamycbm 4 года назад +27

      I wanted kurtrina

    • @lvely4126
      @lvely4126 4 года назад +6

      I thought it would be Kurtina, guess not 😔✌

  • @itsnerdo
    @itsnerdo 4 года назад +3762

    Kurtis: I want Spencer as my partner!
    *Leah picks someone else*
    Kurtis: excuse me??

  • @thekirstenempire
    @thekirstenempire 9 месяцев назад +6

    Episode: “Your very old mother is on the road”
    *Help her off the road (100 diamonds)*
    *Get your car out and run her over (free)*

  • @rhabit
    @rhabit 2 года назад +19

    4:42 the one south park episode 💀

    • @Sam.Sam_
      @Sam.Sam_ Год назад

      What episode?

    • @rhabit
      @rhabit Год назад +8

      @@Sam.Sam_ the one where randy gets the record for biggest shit

    • @cheesegur
      @cheesegur Год назад +4

      STOPP I forgot about that episode 💀💀

    • @ScenemoJJRAHHHH
      @ScenemoJJRAHHHH Год назад +3

      I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPISODE IM WHEEZING💀

  • @dollstylist041poll3
    @dollstylist041poll3 4 года назад +570

    Episode is one of those games that everyone played at one point and feels guilty about for the rest of their life

    • @maria-st9no
      @maria-st9no 4 года назад +8

      trUe

    • @leahjk97
      @leahjk97 4 года назад +6

      I can vouch that this is true

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 4 года назад +10

      Dollstylist041 Poll 6th grade me is feeling called out

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 года назад +3

      I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!

    • @Alexis-te3vj
      @Alexis-te3vj 4 года назад +2

      I would troll with it like make my name Ben Dover

  • @serinamikaylavlogs
    @serinamikaylavlogs 4 года назад +2446

    Kurtis we need this as a series like Noel’s love island

    • @dyIannn
      @dyIannn 4 года назад +8

      Serina & Mikayla Vlogs OH MY GOD LMAAAOOOO IKR

    • @marcol7961
      @marcol7961 4 года назад +2

      I AGREEEE

    • @Kimberleygrace03
      @Kimberleygrace03 4 года назад +2

      Omggg yes!!!

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX 4 года назад +19

      oof when cody wasnt even mentioned

    • @Lex-fo5ci
      @Lex-fo5ci 4 года назад +22

      Yes but the alternate reality version where he actually uploads

  • @amandayt8
    @amandayt8 3 года назад +18

    If you play the user stories you get more options, the normal episodes are just a money grab lol

  • @mia_9926
    @mia_9926 Год назад +3

    episode:
    love interest: leans in to kiss you
    *kiss them (100 diamonds)*
    *tell them no politely (20 diamonds)*
    *roundhouse kick them in the face and quit your job (free)*

  • @shreeyastache
    @shreeyastache 4 года назад +15862

    episode:
    'it's time for the prom, what do you wear?'
    -A prom dress you bought specifically bought for the prom (300 diamonds)
    -Literally show up in clothes you found on the street that are dirty and ripped (free)

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 года назад +1191

      - Toilet paper (Free)

    • @NeonSparkels3867
      @NeonSparkels3867 4 года назад +921

      hello there not anymore, a toilet paper dress now would be worth well over 1000 diamonds

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 года назад +217

      @@NeonSparkels3867 give this man a medal

    • @kys2049
      @kys2049 4 года назад +245

      That shit is always making me mad

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 4 года назад +51

      @@NeonSparkels3867 I have toilet paper!,I only want one small diamond. Don't need 300. Just one to sell to make it another month.

  • @iwatchyoutube7311
    @iwatchyoutube7311 4 года назад +2182

    Why is no one talking about how the main character looks like 2010 Rihanna

    • @alephfr
      @alephfr 4 года назад +55

      No. That’s obviously our queen Kurtissssssss

    • @potatocat5368
      @potatocat5368 4 года назад +11

      Omg I literally named her Rihanna when I started this story because she literally does

    • @Jayjay_07
      @Jayjay_07 4 года назад +2

      But she is white

    • @oonahakala779
      @oonahakala779 4 года назад +5

      oh na na what's my name looking ass

    • @kerri6011
      @kerri6011 4 года назад +5

      @@Jayjay_07 she looks like a light skinned black person because of the yellow undertones

  • @kc1135
    @kc1135 2 года назад +5

    *your boyfriend walks up*
    option 1: wave hi (costs 100 gems and your left leg)
    option 2: push him off a cliff and tell him you hate him (free)

  • @milky_nyan
    @milky_nyan Год назад +3

    "You're talking to your best friend and they tell you their dog of 15 years got hit by a car."
    *Comfort them and tell them that he's in a better place. (100 diamonds)*
    *Tell them you were the one who ran over their dog and that you're so glad you did it and you hate them. (Free)*

  • @Samantha-mi4fs
    @Samantha-mi4fs 4 года назад +5941

    why is this literally just riverdale

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 3 года назад +278

      exactly Leah is VeRoNiCa and the school is literally called 'Riverside' ugh I hate it

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 года назад +106

      @@AshaSara Riverside is a place in California skejekd I assumed it was there-

    • @pollshi
      @pollshi 3 года назад +14

      that’s what i was thinking

    • @sophiepollak9514
      @sophiepollak9514 3 года назад +100

      Not to mention the diner?? It's all Riverdale

    • @hoboken3971
      @hoboken3971 3 года назад +177

      And they call her Jughead at the beginning lmao

  • @nukuli
    @nukuli 4 года назад +2689

    episode:
    Your crush leans in for a kiss! What do you want to do?!
    Lean in too (5,000 gems)
    kiss cheek (500)
    rip lips off and smile like a maniac (free)

    • @imselyna
      @imselyna 4 года назад +63

      It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

    • @unknown-or3li
      @unknown-or3li 4 года назад +15

      It really be like that💀(890 like)

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 4 года назад +7

      It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

    • @jadegray2730
      @jadegray2730 4 года назад +5

      It’s funny cause it really be like that 💀

    • @oathswore
      @oathswore 4 года назад +7

      It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

  • @pdln
    @pdln Год назад +9

    3:33 4:24 5:02 10:23 10:30 11:06 14:53 The teacher slander is sending me LMFAO😭😭

  • @slimshadymm8107
    @slimshadymm8107 3 года назад +6

    6:40 "Good idea they got some pans." 😂😂

  • @emma-ps2yt
    @emma-ps2yt 4 года назад +1833

    kurtissssss: has 3 outfit changes
    leah: ruins her shirt and needs clothes
    kurtissssss: oh no! what ever will she do! she’s naked!! oh no detention wtf!! i wish i could somehow help..!

    • @clara-md3qp
      @clara-md3qp 4 года назад +83

      Well guess she's just gotta take off her shirt. I mean there's no other logical option.

  • @gretadavis8615
    @gretadavis8615 4 года назад +8721

    Me: ruins another girl’s shirt
    Girl: has my exact body proportions
    Me: has 3 themed outfits with me
    Girl: really needs a new shirt
    Me: 🤷‍♀️

    • @helena5403
      @helena5403 4 года назад +186

      @Saniya Divekar couse they reuse the models 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  4 года назад +1562

      oh yeah true hahahah i didn't even realize

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 4 года назад +89

      They actually do have a plus sized model in one of the stories.

    • @mr.doppit2188
      @mr.doppit2188 4 года назад +21

      it's a common theme these days

    • @mirrorj3002
      @mirrorj3002 3 года назад +18

      ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE idk what story it is but ik that in some of them when you’re customizing your character you can change your body type

  • @KingLittleBull
    @KingLittleBull Год назад +3

    Episode be like:
    Your partner just proposed to you what do you do?
    -say yes and pick the best place to have your wedding (500 diamonds)
    -Say no, slap them, break up with them and throw the ring into the pacific ocean(free)

  • @AM-ml6eo
    @AM-ml6eo 4 года назад +1551

    imagine walking back to your hotel room and you hear this guy yelling to himself in the room across “I DOOFED HIT MY HEAD FORGOT MEMORY EEEEEPISODE TIIIME”

    • @octopleb9370
      @octopleb9370 4 года назад +101

      "I made out with Cody Simpson, and for what?"
      *speedwalks away*

    • @sierrajohnson717
      @sierrajohnson717 4 года назад +36

      “Oh I thought it was blood”

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 4 года назад +11

      Or his grunting and weird noises when he was fighting the car

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +7

      @@octopleb9370 i would speed walk toward the door so i could get more context cmon

  • @quiplo_
    @quiplo_ 4 года назад +24516

    “I miss when free games were actually just free,” fuckin preach it

    • @WORLD-STAR670
      @WORLD-STAR670 4 года назад +71

      Mhm

    • @aishat6838
      @aishat6838 4 года назад +763

      I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢

    • @daviddowie3398
      @daviddowie3398 4 года назад +104

      aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ 4 года назад +295

      David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.

    • @outthepark5766
      @outthepark5766 4 года назад +328

      @@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.

  • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
    @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Год назад +3

    I had episode when i was like 10 and all i remember is how INSANE the plotlines were...the main one i played was this royal baby one where my character fell in love with a guy named Sebastian and got pregnant (i didn't really understand sex at this age so i was confused) and of course he was a prince. And then Sebastian's older brother died in a car crash a few years back but PLOT TWIST he survived and was plotting revenge against the couple and was in cahoots with their EVIL MOTHER and yeah that's all i can recall

  • @user-ud9wi4br2w
    @user-ud9wi4br2w 3 года назад +4

    2:23 THAT GUY SKATEBOARDING IN THE HALLWAYS

  • @casenrausch6452
    @casenrausch6452 4 года назад +10712

    Kurtis: Sure I don't have a preference
    Also Kurtis: whAT NO I WANTED CODY SIMPSON

  • @m_gwb
    @m_gwb 4 года назад +1453

    "I f*cking hated that game!!"
    says the guy that spent 12+ diamonds hmmMmm also pls make a part 2 and don't be a dylan