How Southern Moms Get Things Done

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • It's a Southern Thing started out as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama.
    Now they have their own page which you can visit here: / itsasouthernthing

Комментарии • 237

  • @In_time
    @In_time 6 лет назад +579

    In the South, never underestimate “the half” ;)☝🏻✌🏻..

    • @ekn213
      @ekn213 6 лет назад +2

      in time yep!

    • @beerlover5000
      @beerlover5000 5 лет назад +7

      the half is the scariest part!

  • @andrezibner9444
    @andrezibner9444 6 лет назад +78

    Ohhhhh let me telllllll you, the farthest I’ve ever DARED stay put is “2 and 3 quarters!!”

    • @chloejones7993
      @chloejones7993 5 лет назад +3

      So true😂😂

    • @mannfan12
      @mannfan12 3 года назад +1

      Ohhhhh Lordy let me tel youuuu I pushed my mom to 3.......ONCE. I'm lucky to have made it to the next day. After that she never had to say "two".

  • @harding0010
    @harding0010 6 лет назад +92

    Yup, still works on my 27 year old son.

  • @yendytaverasnunez1918
    @yendytaverasnunez1918 6 лет назад +420

    My mom does that 1 ......2 thing and if she gets to 3 you will regret living and we aren't even southern were Dominican

  • @luciparadise6781
    @luciparadise6781 7 лет назад +256

    1-2-3 Magic. It worked on my ADHD kid. When I got to 2, she would yell, "Stop counting!"
    Have to have a consequence if you hit three however, or all bets off. That's the nature of those little beasties.

    • @ToharaAmah
      @ToharaAmah 6 лет назад

      ... What?

    • @tylerjones6710
      @tylerjones6710 6 лет назад +6

      Elisa Castro they don’t get to three because of what happens at three usually a spanking extra chores or grounded... and it’s not a “trick” it’s a warning... lol

    • @Hunlover123601
      @Hunlover123601 6 лет назад +2

      try pinching their ear hard, or the ever nasty and terrifying upper arm pinch *shivers*

    • @baguette3285
      @baguette3285 6 лет назад +1

      Luci Paradise it’s called you tan their hide

    • @AugustHawk
      @AugustHawk 6 лет назад +3

      @Elisa Castro not in our neighborhood. Three had a severe consequence. Sometimes it was as simple as a spanking Other times it was as creative as you now have dirty dish duty the rest of the week or go clean the bathroom With a toothbrush and yes my mom had a special designated tooth brush we used for that punishment. I think she got the last idea because my dad was in the army

  • @mackenzieking2994
    @mackenzieking2994 6 лет назад +26

    My whole family is Southern, you don’t let mama get to three. Ever!

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 6 лет назад +62

    My youngest swears that's how she started to learn how to count!!🤣

    • @ahinigiri1144
      @ahinigiri1144 6 лет назад +8

      Ruby Wingo up until my son was four he would count 1 2 4 5 because 3 was a bad number 🤣

  • @naomimilner2866
    @naomimilner2866 6 лет назад +82

    You don’t want Mama to get to 3!

  • @kaivickers166
    @kaivickers166 5 лет назад +7

    I start counting backwards from five. This way they know there aren’t any numbers left when I’m done. No halves.

  • @michaelbray6010
    @michaelbray6010 6 лет назад +14

    Hahahahahaaha, I must have been southern in another life. In desperation once I tried the counting on my teenage daughter. She was alarmed, resentful as I did it... And astonished as she complied almost without wanting to. It was very hard not to gloat or laugh... But it was also clear that was the last it was going to work. Ah, parenting. Toughest job you will ever love.

    • @rebeccabryant8481
      @rebeccabryant8481 2 года назад +1

      As funny as me looking up at my teenage son and shaking my finger at him 😅. Of course he had a respectful smirk on his face I actually laughed but he still got my drift 😅 🙃

  • @Linkzelda-uh3pp
    @Linkzelda-uh3pp 6 лет назад +6

    My mom used to do this all the time, and now that I’m older I use it on my brother whenever he doesn’t listen, it works like a charm😂

  • @loganparsons5179
    @loganparsons5179 6 лет назад +36

    “One”
    -whatever I’m not scared
    “Two”
    -Oh, sh*t, she ain’t playin
    “Three”
    Actually no one ever gets to three... hmmm.

    • @BubbaJ18
      @BubbaJ18 6 лет назад +5

      But 2.5 is like I have 3 seconds left on Earth if it don't get done

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson 10 месяцев назад +1

    These early skits were so hilarious.

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 5 лет назад +3

    Someone in my family got to 3 once. We miss you Tommy.

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx 4 года назад +3

    I thought this was stolen from It's a Southern Thing. And then I read the description.
    Always read the description, kids. Always.

  • @douglasvilledarling2935
    @douglasvilledarling2935 6 лет назад +80

    Lol 2 and 3/4 (three quarters!!!)

  • @sleepybtchx
    @sleepybtchx 5 лет назад +4

    My mom used to say this to me all the time. Except we're not from the south, we live in Alaska. 😂

  • @tippytoz
    @tippytoz 6 лет назад +30

    omg my parents did this to me all the time!!! the dreaded #2!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hiscreedjn
    @hiscreedjn 7 лет назад +43

    Lol! Totally get this. Brings back memories. 😂

  • @blackwater4707
    @blackwater4707 6 лет назад +32

    I count to three for my cats to come inside. They understand.

    • @l.a.1254
      @l.a.1254 6 лет назад +1

      Whispof Ash hahahahaha

  • @kaileyduff2523
    @kaileyduff2523 6 лет назад +18

    Man the counting has always scared me half to death

  • @cajunmandick2985
    @cajunmandick2985 6 лет назад +3

    Damn it girl ! , Southern and Oriental ?. I'm in love !!!!!!!

  • @redsox2187
    @redsox2187 6 лет назад +3

    I was never fortunate enough to get a "1 2 3". My mother went straight ass beat down with her belt that was never out of her reach. We (my brothers and I) even got whippings in the grocery store!!!

  • @belmarshall9103
    @belmarshall9103 4 года назад +2

    if i said “no” to my mama, i wouldn’t get a counting, i’d get a whooping on the spot.

  • @GodessIsisFollower
    @GodessIsisFollower 6 лет назад +19

    I never go the count I just got "the look"LOL

    • @morganhinton5519
      @morganhinton5519 6 лет назад

      DDarrett Darrett i got both the dreaded eyebrow raise and the 1-2 ticketyboo count..and if u were really bad they called your full name.😂😂

  • @raturagutuleimoses2058
    @raturagutuleimoses2058 6 лет назад +1

    Oh my my, gotta get me a southern girl, that accent warms my soul.

  • @cemetarymama
    @cemetarymama 6 лет назад +6

    Im a Floridian of Cuban descent and I count lol. I don't know where I got it though because neither my Grandmother or Mother did . It works like a charm though!

  • @6starsandy
    @6starsandy 6 лет назад +5

    As someone who lives in the south. I can confirm that this is very true in many ways-

  • @elizabethjanetugby4695
    @elizabethjanetugby4695 2 года назад +1

    I got the finger counts and the look. It still works to this day. It is worse when it is a grandparent. I shut up in seconds as a kid and a teenager!

  • @hannahyoung2137
    @hannahyoung2137 6 лет назад +1

    Counting works for every parent 😂😂😂

  • @billdargel1192
    @billdargel1192 7 лет назад +111

    1- 2 Works for the ladies but men say or else.

    • @mattjones5140
      @mattjones5140 7 лет назад +1

      I've noticed southerners don't hit their kids. They have too many "My kid is terrific" bumper stickers. It's liberal and pisses me off. Whale bumper stickers piss me off too.

    • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
      @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 6 лет назад +15

      Bull shit. My mpmma beat the crap outta me every single time she got pissed at my brother.

    • @tomsmith5216
      @tomsmith5216 3 года назад +1

      "Or else" was my dad's thing. I never exactly knew what it meant, but I figured it must have been what my brother was getting, and it didn't look like fun, so I did what I was told right away...

  • @1cosplayaway
    @1cosplayaway 6 лет назад +1

    This isn’t even a joke you NEVER let them get to three or all the joy and happiness in you life will vanish form existence!

  • @clbrown1971
    @clbrown1971 5 лет назад +1

    It works for Dads too. I am a cook and use the 3 count to get certain waitresses to pick up their food when they're wasting time.

  • @tylerjones6710
    @tylerjones6710 6 лет назад +2

    Haha I never realized how intimidating the one two... two and a half thing is

  • @feather314
    @feather314 4 года назад +1

    Everyone's acting like you don't know what happens when you get to three. You get a whoopin', that's what!

  • @shannonrobb5608
    @shannonrobb5608 4 года назад +2

    Get to 3
    And prepare to be knocked into next sunday

  • @MinecraftGurl56
    @MinecraftGurl56 6 лет назад +3

    The package one got me good. I had the counting and my mom English

  • @welchesgrapejuice3081
    @welchesgrapejuice3081 6 лет назад +1

    Omg this video literally represents my life in my family

  • @Rebecca-fu5hg
    @Rebecca-fu5hg 6 лет назад

    I got to three once with one child. The stories of the almost death still are told around the campfire.

  • @areneej1
    @areneej1 6 лет назад +2

    My mom does that,I’ve always wondered what three was

  • @camel8198
    @camel8198 6 лет назад

    OML The 1-2-3 Trick Always Works For Me. It Is The Best!

  • @kfstreich4787
    @kfstreich4787 6 лет назад +1

    I remember this from my childhood, it usually came just before a temper tantrum.

  • @marycatherineryan1290
    @marycatherineryan1290 5 лет назад +2

    Don't ever let a Southern Momma get to three, or as my Momma use to say: Give your soul to God, because your butt is mine, or Your butt is grass and I'm the biggest dang lawnmower that you've ever seen!

  • @madeleine_marie3254
    @madeleine_marie3254 6 лет назад +1

    If my mama gets to three y’all, well, I get supper, but instead of a regular Southern style meal, it’s earth worms. I learned it from my brother. She hasn’t even gotten to two since then, at least with him.

  • @elisaagarrado8128
    @elisaagarrado8128 5 лет назад +1

    Once my sister got my mom to 3...
    I ran out of the house screaming.

  • @peterc4056
    @peterc4056 4 года назад +1

    You have to get to three at least once, so they're terrified of you getting to three all the other times.

  • @faire87
    @faire87 6 лет назад +5

    One time it worked on the dog. Haha.

  • @sharondipity152
    @sharondipity152 6 лет назад +2

    Oh Mercy, if only this really worked on computers!

  • @aperfectmistake747
    @aperfectmistake747 6 лет назад

    My mom ain't even southern, but she's like this exactly

  • @michaelrauch8629
    @michaelrauch8629 6 лет назад

    Wow... love this

  • @kristamorgan9178
    @kristamorgan9178 Год назад

    Much to my chagrin and shock, my 2.5 yr old granddaughter is unfazed, so far. It worked fine on her father when he was her age! 😁

  • @faheeta5036
    @faheeta5036 7 лет назад +54

    Who is the actress? She is beautiful ♥

  • @angelvanzant
    @angelvanzant 6 лет назад +2

    So true man I fell the same way

  • @jennakeith5711
    @jennakeith5711 6 лет назад

    If mom gets to three, you better run because mama bear is coming out!

  • @c_king1031
    @c_king1031 6 лет назад +4

    God bless your soul if ya Mama got to three...
    And is it just me or does it get worse as the generations go up? Mama scared me, Grandma had me hiding in fear after "1..”

  • @abigailfordyce1961
    @abigailfordyce1961 6 лет назад

    It’s a Southern thing! This is your video!! Why are you not taking charge!

    • @ThisIsAlabama
      @ThisIsAlabama  6 лет назад

      Hi Abigaile! It's a Southern Thing started as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama. People liked what they were making so much we created a new channel for them! We all work together in the same place. :) Thank you for watching!

  • @almostophelia5713
    @almostophelia5713 6 лет назад +7

    wasn’t this video made by It’s a Southern Thing?

    • @ThisIsAlabama
      @ThisIsAlabama  6 лет назад +6

      Indeed, but it was made for This is Alabama first! It's a Southern Thing started as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama and is our sister page. Thanks for watching!

    • @hannahc6049
      @hannahc6049 6 лет назад +3

      This Is Alabama thanks for explaining, i was getting ready to ask that question!

  • @earldeanpowell
    @earldeanpowell 6 лет назад +1

    Counting, the worst parenting practice ever imagined. Obedience is immediate and complete.

  • @briannakeep
    @briannakeep 6 лет назад +2

    You never want a southern mom to get to three you will regret challenging her, there is "you better get up there before I whoop your butt!" That's why they never get to three.

  • @thomasforbes5965
    @thomasforbes5965 Год назад +1

    In the south if you here your full name from your mom you know your in a heap of trouble 🤣

  • @stevenwilson879
    @stevenwilson879 2 года назад

    Never underestimate the power of "3".

  • @tanyahartley7782
    @tanyahartley7782 6 лет назад

    They don't wanna see three............ momma goes BOOM

  • @davidbruce5524
    @davidbruce5524 4 года назад

    I wonder if there is a "mom finishing" school girls go to... ALL southern moms do the counting thing... mine damn sure did LOL

  • @kaitieyesorgen4630
    @kaitieyesorgen4630 6 лет назад +1

    And I'm overt here still truing to figure out what's at the end of the count down...

  • @glennspreeman1634
    @glennspreeman1634 9 месяцев назад

    At least the kids know how long they can screw around

  • @rebeccabryant8481
    @rebeccabryant8481 2 года назад

    Raised in Texas and Louisiana and mama never counted. She said it once. If you were sick maybe twice. 😏 🤯

  • @mohamud60
    @mohamud60 5 лет назад

    That kid is playing with a Gameboy Advanced
    Holy shit that was my generation too 💯💯

  • @lora1002
    @lora1002 6 лет назад +2

    0:56 me all the time 💻

  • @zaydenwiedl5141
    @zaydenwiedl5141 6 лет назад

    Moms in the north do this to. My mom has never gotten to three.

  • @richardlahan7068
    @richardlahan7068 6 лет назад

    My mom. Definitely!

  • @ryanharris4938
    @ryanharris4938 5 лет назад +1

    Fun fact. This video was done in one take.

  • @LoyalTideFan
    @LoyalTideFan 7 лет назад +2

    It worked for me!

  • @xanri7673
    @xanri7673 6 лет назад

    0:39 Thank you, *SIR*

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 3 года назад

    I didn't know it only went to three. I was expecting ten.

  • @ChiniWanders
    @ChiniWanders 6 лет назад

    Not just from the southern hemisphere of America, Filipino moms too!

  • @lnely_gamer
    @lnely_gamer 4 года назад

    1: Trouble
    2: big trouble
    2 and a half: deep deep trouble
    3: JK when do they ever get to three?

  • @badtiger9001
    @badtiger9001 6 лет назад +1

    Yes ma'am

  • @crystalgemuniverse7039
    @crystalgemuniverse7039 6 лет назад

    My mom just automatically screams and almost beats the shit out of me

  • @BeautyGuru-sd3vk
    @BeautyGuru-sd3vk 5 лет назад

    Isn’t this from ‘it’s a southern thing?

  • @Victoria-pr4xe
    @Victoria-pr4xe 6 лет назад

    This was a video by It's a Southern Thing

    • @ThisIsAlabama
      @ThisIsAlabama  6 лет назад

      Hi Mal! It's a Southern Thing started as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama. People liked what they were making so much we created a new channel for them! We all work together in the same place. :) Thank you for watching!

  • @redphantom85617
    @redphantom85617 6 лет назад

    If only life was that easy by counting 1...2...

  • @broadwaynerd341
    @broadwaynerd341 6 лет назад

    OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO TRUE

  • @johnnydraws2342
    @johnnydraws2342 6 лет назад

    So true!!!

  • @angelvanzant
    @angelvanzant 6 лет назад +3

    1 2 when my mom got 2 I was gone but just to be saying why did they all way count for me i was liken1 2 3 4 get that thing of the floor

  • @grateful1929
    @grateful1929 4 года назад

    My kids HATED the 123🤣😂

  • @Goat_boii
    @Goat_boii 6 лет назад

    So what does happen when you get to 3 because I need to use that

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton 6 лет назад

    One…two…two and a half…two and three-quarters…two and seven-eighths…two and fifteen-sixteenths…two and thirty-one-thirty-seconds…two and sixty-three-sixty-fourths…

  • @destinycheyenne9899
    @destinycheyenne9899 6 лет назад +2

    in Mississippi, if u reach two you in trouble, 3 yur dead meat

  • @user-pc5kb8vb1u
    @user-pc5kb8vb1u 6 лет назад +5

    She is beautiful

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 6 лет назад

    I cannot believe this....I do the SAME thing! I never get to 3!

  • @amandacoffey4374
    @amandacoffey4374 Год назад

    So true

  • @imthatextrakid8292
    @imthatextrakid8292 5 лет назад +1

    When my parents get up to 2 i keep counting up to 20
    *How am i still alive*

  • @RavenclawNimbus
    @RavenclawNimbus 2 года назад

    Why is there a channel called “This is Alabama?” What is it about?

  • @DougieDollasX
    @DougieDollasX 10 месяцев назад

    No lies were told

  • @giraffel3859
    @giraffel3859 6 лет назад

    Lol I'm bolting before 1

  • @madisonheffelmire48
    @madisonheffelmire48 6 лет назад

    This is from the channel it a southern thing

    • @ThisIsAlabama
      @ThisIsAlabama  6 лет назад

      Hey Madison! It's a Southern Thing started as the sketch comedy team for This is Alabama. Then it got so big that we created another page for them. We all work together for the same company! Thank you for watching!

  • @velabela3518
    @velabela3518 6 лет назад

    🤗She reminds me of Jennifer Tilly 💃

  • @andrew-billdaviddouglas2399
    @andrew-billdaviddouglas2399 3 года назад

    They go down ;)

  • @jeremylacy96
    @jeremylacy96 2 года назад

    Moms in the south also use a kid's first and middle name.

  • @FrankHorigan
    @FrankHorigan 3 года назад

    Pretty true