Lmao Ali is awesome my friends said see she got over being enbarested and got on stage pg! I opened for a couple of buddies of mine that talked me into getting on stage Kid Rock and my uncle Phil which I always thought just lhao because I was the baby in the family but he told me that I have been doing the same thing my entire life interaining people and playing on word's my kid's which I have Three All ten years apart after the third I realized that I wasn't going to hit the numbers for kids that I had planned on my mom knew I was insane LoL I Am the youngest of seven and the baby and the only girl! Needless to say I was spoiled rotten by everyone! and of course I was also cheep interainment,sing, dance,card tricks and of course my off brand of humor! Lmao my ex husband would invite some people over then tell me not to pick on so and so or don't this or that and I'm pretty sure you know what I did? I said if so and so don't bring it up or leave me open then I already knew where I was going! I know sometimes I don't need to be so mean but you would think someone that knew me would watch their pees and ques nope Open season kept me from picking on him for a minute or two!does anyone think that Dave's since of humor has changed since Operas little interview and his Mexico excape? They didn't like him protraying black people and wanted him to stop! Well he didn't stop but something has changed I can't put my finger on it, it's just a feeling I have! Anyway stay true to yourself and F the rest!
6-27-2022 - - - " Ali Wong is so inspiring. I’m inspired to never give birth " - - - - Now that republicans overturned Roe-v-Wade and you can't get an abortion if you want one, you're going to have to be extra careful with birth control or you're going to have to save up a thousand dollars to drive/fly to another state for one. Next time vote Democrat so you have more options to control your own body.
I know lotta people just praising Ali here and she is hilarious but I laughed so hard at Tiffany’s, my eyes started watering… and I’ve watched so MANY stand-ups by this point that this rarely ever happens. Even if I do thoroughly enjoy something, it’s mostly just a smile or “haha” at max. She just had me by surprise.
I do not care what other men or women think about female comedians, to me they have the ability to shock any man into straight laughter. In my 58 years of life, I have come to "understand" there are women have no filter when it comes to comedy. These women are hilarious! I enjoy and appreciate their humor.
My buddy told me this one chicks apeaseotamy looked liked a fucking german shepherd used her pussy for a chew toy . My lady went into labor pretty and pink and ended up like fuckin Darth Vader was looking back from her thighs .
My Mom went thru 52 hrs of what was stated as "excruciating dry hard labor", and since I was born about a week early, it was the opening day of deer season....that means she went thru it alone as my Dad was up by the Oregon border deer huntin...she said she refused a C-Section because she'd have to take more time off of work as C-Sections take longer to heal, especially back in 1973....
OMG I loved it !!! Sooooo funny 🤣 ❣️ there's always a bit of truth mixed with hilarious stand-up . Laughter is the best mental therapy and as a bonus it's free 😁
That is the story of my birth, I was 3 weeks late, my poor mother did 3 days of labour, then had to have a C-section anyway. When I had mine it was also by emergency C-section, after labour nearly killed me, and did kill my baby (it's ok, they resuscitated him). Also, my friends found it hilarious to make me laugh, which felt like I was going to burst open!! Ah the joys of being a woman 😂 Edit as I just got to the Nikki Glaser bit:. What the actual hell?!?🤮😂
Sameee. At first I was like okay it'll get better let's wait, but she wouldn't just stop. Even the audience was so uncomfortable 🤢 had to skip to the Tiffany part. Also I kinda understand what you went through I was born through emergency C section as well and my mother has told me what a struggle it was since I was also overweight and was probably stuck ? 😂
@@srbaruchi I mean, it I guess it can, I don't know personally, the difficulty with my labour was that I didn't dilate, like at all, so my baby didn't get that low. But you can absolutely tear or need to be cut, I remember audibly squealing when I read that in my pregnancy book, I had no idea and was horrified! But I think it usually heals up quite well and while I could totally be wrong I don't think it makes it look different from the outside
Here's a funny one. It's from a movie the name of which I can't remember: Little boy: Mom, can I go out and play with Twister? (Their neighbour's dog) Mom: No. Little boy: You never let me have fun. Mom: That's not true. I let you tear up my vulva when you came out of me. 😄😄
Ali Wong doesn't know urinal etiquette. Eyes straight forward, mind your own business and if there's more than two urinals available take the one furthest from the other guy.
@@luciaking8141 jokes in stand up are based on logic and common sense, while the nonsensical parts are usually still grounded as being extremes. If the comedian pushs it too far, it breaks the suspension of disbelief and the joke doesn't land.
@@luciaking8141 Each to their own. I've liked some of her other stuff, but this just didn't hit for me. I am not going to be the millionth comment to say "she's not funny" (she is pretty funny,) but the urinal segment just wasn't for me.
I love dark humour or things that others would consider "too far" but her segment was just shit, poorly written and just weird. You can make people uncomfortable and still make them laugh such as some of Ms Pat's shows, but Nikki's was just plain uncomfortable
my friend, get off that crap! it makes you mentally numb. about 75% of americans are on some form of corporate created psychotropic drug that deactivate their brains and make them complacent little brainwashed conformists. whatever problems you have that make you believe you need such mind altering chemicals in your brain can be solved through POLITICAL ACTION. fight for a just society and culture where you DON'T require psychotropic drugs to get through life. which is precisely what the ruling don't want.
when my apartment steps were being renovated they paid for my uber and hotel which cost me $0.00 and since i DIDN'T have my cat with me i slept COMPLETELY naked with the window curtain COMPLETELY CLOSED to keep it COMPLETELY LEGAL and when my window blinds are closed like now i'm COMPLETELY naked and when they're open i wear ONLY pajama pants to MINIMIZE the laundry bill SERIOUSLY
Going through the comments, I realised that all the women are disgusted by the dark, grossly funny stuff, while the men absolutely love it. Maybe that's the key for comedians to he funny.
My mother gave birth to my youngest brother a month late. She's 4ft 11 and he weighed 11.5 pounds, and did it naturally with a midwife. Let that sink-in everyone. 😦
Tiffany Haddish is best female comedian in history, THANK YOU for entering this crazzy hard profession when we ALL NEEDED something so perfect in our lives !! Tiff for El Presidente baby !!
Ali’s set was delivered perfectly & the sound effects were brilliant. The Nikki set was undeniably gross, but not particularly impressive in a comedic sense. Tiffany’s storytelling & delivery was extremely entertaining, and amusing from a health standpoint 😜
I almost bled to death bc my son's shoulders got stuck - he had to be forcefully ripped out of me with salad tongs from Olive Garden 😂 doc almost had to shove him back in for emergency C-section 😂😂😂
Ally's rendition of the queef killed me! Especially the part where she said it dried her eyeballs out! LOL
The imagery…
The killer queef .
Ally is totally nuts.
Ali Wong is so inspiring. I’m inspired to never give birth 😭🤣
My wife is 49 I’m 34 so we’re already there no kids!!!
She’s funny
Lmao Ali is awesome my friends said see she got over being enbarested and got on stage pg! I opened for a couple of buddies of mine that talked me into getting on stage Kid Rock and my uncle Phil which I always thought just lhao because I was the baby in the family but he told me that I have been doing the same thing my entire life interaining people and playing on word's my kid's which I have Three All ten years apart after the third I realized that I wasn't going to hit the numbers for kids that I had planned on my mom knew I was insane LoL I Am the youngest of seven and the baby and the only girl! Needless to say I was spoiled rotten by everyone! and of course I was also cheep interainment,sing, dance,card tricks and of course my off brand of humor! Lmao my ex husband would invite some people over then tell me not to pick on so and so or don't this or that and I'm pretty sure you know what I did? I said if so and so don't bring it up or leave me open then I already knew where I was going! I know sometimes I don't need to be so mean but you would think someone that knew me would watch their pees and ques nope Open season kept me from picking on him for a minute or two!does anyone think that Dave's since of humor has changed since Operas little interview and his Mexico excape? They didn't like him protraying black people and wanted him to stop! Well he didn't stop but something has changed I can't put my finger on it, it's just a feeling I have! Anyway stay true to yourself and F the rest!
6-27-2022 - - - " Ali Wong is so inspiring. I’m inspired to never give birth " - - - - Now that republicans overturned Roe-v-Wade and you can't get an abortion if you want one, you're going to have to be extra careful with birth control or you're going to have to save up a thousand dollars to drive/fly to another state for one. Next time vote Democrat so you have more options to control your own body.
She inspired me to never look at a vagina the same again Jesus that's gross
Her delivery and shock value lifting her dress up. 😂
I would defiantly give her kitty a dog kiss! WOOHOO!
@@oldmanfromoc7684 I bet you would 😄
@@oldmanfromoc7684 vomit
@@oldmanfromoc7684 dude! you need to relax :) It's comedy not a burlesque show!
come here Ally look at this 💩!
Look what happened TO ME! 😂😂😂
Wow. Nikki went waaayyyyyyyyy left with dog in the whoohaa. Poor Tiffany lol. That Ali Wong set while pregnant made the jokes even funnier!!!!!
First time watching Ali Wong and I'm in tears!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she gained a new fan!!
"Baby Cobra" is STILL my favorite concert by her.
I'm her fan now🤣
I know lotta people just praising Ali here and she is hilarious but I laughed so hard at Tiffany’s, my eyes started watering… and I’ve watched so MANY stand-ups by this point that this rarely ever happens. Even if I do thoroughly enjoy something, it’s mostly just a smile or “haha” at max. She just had me by surprise.
"Women are funny,.. get over it" - South Park
@@LiveAtEs that was a doozy,genius
No they are not
Most aren’t funny, so I am over it.
I didn’t laugh even 1 time and I tried
@@waynehand4600 Now say it without crying.
Litigating while dragging a giant roast beef sandwich would be undeniably overpowering. No one could challenge it.
Even if she defended me and got the death penalty, I would still be "wouldnt change places with her, f that".
Ali Wong is absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂
I do not care what other men or women think about female comedians, to me they have the ability to shock any man into straight laughter. In my 58 years of life, I have come to "understand" there are women have no filter when it comes to comedy. These women are hilarious! I enjoy and appreciate their humor.
The final "pooof" of the queef was pure poetry
Women finding insane descriptions for pathologically deformed vaginas is now my new favorite comedic thing. I am unsure how to feel about that.
My buddy told me this one chicks apeaseotamy looked liked a fucking german shepherd used her pussy for a chew toy . My lady went into labor pretty and pink and ended up like fuckin Darth Vader was looking back from her thighs .
Where there's an opening! Yee haw
Oh my god! XD
Well pretty sure they go back to their original form.
Likes hats some are snap backs and others are fitted. Some outfitted and no return
Dude I laughed so hard with Ali Wong's set. Incredible and very talented. Thank you
Nikki Glazer is downright hilarious!!! She kills every time I see her work especially at roasts.😂😂😂
Out of the ladies shown, Ali Wong Crushed It LMFAO
...and proceeded to make me nauseous
Yes definitely, she's savage 😂
@@horsemeattball successfully
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My Mom went thru 52 hrs of what was stated as "excruciating dry hard labor", and since I was born about a week early, it was the opening day of deer season....that means she went thru it alone as my Dad was up by the Oregon border deer huntin...she said she refused a C-Section because she'd have to take more time off of work as C-Sections take longer to heal, especially back in 1973....
lol your dad is bogus asf
Wow, women telling what they actually went through giving birth are the most interesting stories.
You should have licked your way out to help
Praise to her cooch then
@@aarondigby5054 wish men would do the same bout theur butts😅
Saw Ali’s special but still LOL reseeing this bit! Thank you.
3 awesome ladies. Funny as hell and queens of comedy.
4:58, the fact that she rehearsed that and kept a straight face is impressive.
Damn Ali Wong’s face is crazy, like fifty different expressions a sentence. She looks like a cartoon.
She is a cartoon..
🤣🤣🤣 ''nobody raised me... i don't know... ''
OMG I loved it !!! Sooooo funny 🤣 ❣️ there's always a bit of truth mixed with hilarious stand-up . Laughter is the best mental therapy and as a bonus it's free 😁
Bruh the inaccuracy of thinking that men talk in the urinal when they are sober
That is the story of my birth, I was 3 weeks late, my poor mother did 3 days of labour, then had to have a C-section anyway. When I had mine it was also by emergency C-section, after labour nearly killed me, and did kill my baby (it's ok, they resuscitated him). Also, my friends found it hilarious to make me laugh, which felt like I was going to burst open!! Ah the joys of being a woman 😂
Edit as I just got to the Nikki Glaser bit:. What the actual hell?!?🤮😂
For real. I could have done without that. I started skipping forward until I saw Tiffany Haddish. Glad your baby was okay.
Sameee. At first I was like okay it'll get better let's wait, but she wouldn't just stop. Even the audience was so uncomfortable 🤢 had to skip to the Tiffany part. Also I kinda understand what you went through I was born through emergency C section as well and my mother has told me what a struggle it was since I was also overweight and was probably stuck ? 😂
Yes, that sounds rough, but does it really do lasting structural change to the vulva? Or the vagina?
@@srbaruchi I mean, it I guess it can, I don't know personally, the difficulty with my labour was that I didn't dilate, like at all, so my baby didn't get that low. But you can absolutely tear or need to be cut, I remember audibly squealing when I read that in my pregnancy book, I had no idea and was horrified! But I think it usually heals up quite well and while I could totally be wrong I don't think it makes it look different from the outside
Till Nikki stole the George Carlin bit 🤦
Ali Wong is one of my favorites! She's too darn cute with those glasses and super hilarious.
Ali is just too funny hahaha im crying
I don't care how many times I hear Tiffany Haddish tell this joke, it's funny to me. Peroxide...Gurrlll!!Hugs from Detroit 🥰🤣
Same! I think I nearly died trying not to laugh at this in the middle of the night, and it was the second time I've seen it .🤣🤣🤣
Here's a funny one. It's from a movie the name of which I can't remember:
Little boy: Mom, can I go out and play with Twister? (Their neighbour's dog)
Mom: No.
Little boy: You never let me have fun.
Mom: That's not true. I let you tear up my vulva when you came out of me.
😄😄
Omg how did ali be soooo serious when she did that thats talent
All three halarious but the pregnant female was the funniest 😂😂😂 💯 O.G. Florida 🌴
Ali Wong doesn't know urinal etiquette.
Eyes straight forward, mind your own business and if there's more than two urinals available take the one furthest from the other guy.
Exactly. Thought it was common knowledge even for woman, that's a well known rule.
She could easily ask one of us too
y’all don’t know what a joke is and it shows
@@luciaking8141 jokes in stand up are based on logic and common sense, while the nonsensical parts are usually still grounded as being extremes. If the comedian pushs it too far, it breaks the suspension of disbelief and the joke doesn't land.
@@luciaking8141 Each to their own.
I've liked some of her other stuff, but this just didn't hit for me.
I am not going to be the millionth comment to say "she's not funny" (she is pretty funny,) but the urinal segment just wasn't for me.
I miss Ali Wong and her Stand-up specials. She is very funny 😄 😆 🤣 😊
These women are raw! I love it!
Ali is the best comedian on the planet right now
Nachos on the floor 🤣
Best young female comedians.
Daaaaang Ali Wong is hilarious Im glad of this compilation so now I know her
"Nobody raised me, bitch!" I felt that one! 😂😂
Ally Wong is absolutely hilarious
I can listen to Ali Wong for hours! Best storyteller ever!
4:34 this is how far I got without laughing. I was trying really hard.😂 too much
12:27 😐
Tiffany is hilarious!
The second one was disturbing.
I agree.. since when is zoofilia funny?
@@SaNa-wo2mw When it's misspelled...
Very disturbing..just gross
Only to you … the rest of us and the audience found it funny
Read "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday
Tiffany Haddish made me LOL
Ali Wong is just my all-time favorite lmaoooooo
Ali Wong is doing all these pregnancy jokes While she is Very Pregnant!🤰
Hardcore. No other comedian done it before?
Hardcore pg
It’s her costume.
@@atempuser really!? oh heck no i thoughts… really that is fake.. 😂
she got me thinking it’s real
@@WordDefinition it is real she was pregnant with her second child when this special was recorded
nikki grossed me out and I had a straight face her entire thing
I love dark humour or things that others would consider "too far" but her segment was just shit, poorly written and just weird. You can make people uncomfortable and still make them laugh such as some of Ms Pat's shows, but Nikki's was just plain uncomfortable
@@midnightriot2454 I'm with you on this one. It was weirdly uncomfortable feeling .
Brilliant life humour by very funny women
“I’m always with-drawling on Zoloft cus I forget to take it”😂 She literally just reminded me to take my lexapro
my friend, get off that crap! it makes you mentally numb. about 75% of americans are on some form of corporate created psychotropic drug that deactivate their brains and make them complacent little brainwashed conformists.
whatever problems you have that make you believe you need such mind altering chemicals in your brain can be solved through POLITICAL ACTION. fight for a just society and culture where you DON'T require psychotropic drugs to get through life. which is precisely what the ruling don't want.
I'd give anything I have to be a tiny fly 🪰 on the wall watching Xinjipin 👀 watching Ali's stand-up translated to Chinese, 🤣😂
Ali deserve her own TV series
Preferably cable, so they can cuss, lol! 😄😆😅🤣😂
I ugly laughed at this one like a hyena 🤣 ♥️
I love how much support they need, shows how really funny they are! Girls get it done!
when my apartment steps were being renovated they paid for my uber and hotel which cost me $0.00 and since i DIDN'T have my cat with me i slept COMPLETELY naked with the window curtain COMPLETELY CLOSED to keep it COMPLETELY LEGAL and when my window blinds are closed like now i'm COMPLETELY naked and when they're open i wear ONLY pajama pants to MINIMIZE the laundry bill SERIOUSLY
Lmao the first Lady had me laughing so much 😂
Going through the comments, I realised that all the women are disgusted by the dark, grossly funny stuff, while the men absolutely love it.
Maybe that's the key for comedians to he funny.
@10:00 that's how Tiffany got there telling potty mouth jokes.
How did I not know how hilarious Nikki Glaser is
My favorite part of her clip was the biracial dude with glasses in the front that's like half a second away from crossing his arms in disgust
When Ali Wong pulls her dress up it's hilarious. I laughed all three times.
My mother gave birth to my youngest brother a month late. She's 4ft 11 and he weighed 11.5 pounds, and did it naturally with a midwife. Let that sink-in everyone. 😦
"... that dried out my eyeballs." 😅😅😅
starting at 6:10 she says she sleeps naked but she said it's NOT hot but she has an attractive face SERIOUSLY
Candid women being funny. Roll with it. Go girls. They are the funniest comedians.
The 2nd lady had her dog licking her she's to specific about it 😂
Niki is just over the top funny..her delivery is priceless
Holy F### ! these girls are FUNNY !
😁😁😁👏👏👏👏
they were all great but the last act had me dead hahaha 😊
Tiffany is hilarious
lol her preference for a man to use a JEWLERS lens while going down on her, is really funny.
I wanna be Ali's friend. She is my East Asian girl crush🤣
On a scale of 1 to 10, these women are a 13 each. 🤣
*_Without love and sense of humor there is unhappiness and life is meaningless._*
💕☮🌎🌌
Damn it all the girl at the end is AWESOME.
Lord, I just thought I had heard vulgar jokes from male comedians. These ladies would make them blush.
THANKS FOR LAUGHING TEARS!!!🤣👍YES THESE WOMSN ARE FUNNY.
Oh Ali…….you don’t understand “ The Man Code”. In the bathroom, eyes front😛
All of this is to remind you that Ali Wong voices Bertie, and she is the tamer of the two characters in Tuca and Bertie.
The girl with glasses played in the walking dead as " Stephanie"
Ali Wong is hilarious
OMG…. You gotta see Marlene Tucker’s performance of “The flood”. Hilarious!
What happened in the 1st story also happened to one of my bff. She was so messed up after the labor
I can’t laugh because it the pain was to close
These Ladies are Hilarious in an age where men can’t say anything and there doing “ Ladies Lockerroom Humor “ … hilarious !!
Tiffany Haddish is best female comedian in history, THANK YOU for entering this crazzy hard profession when we ALL NEEDED something so perfect in our lives !! Tiff for El Presidente baby !!
Don't watch much comedy do you?
@@Nicko42PA listen & watch religiously so yes I’m qualified, thank you
@thatescalated quickly bahahahaha, you probably think Johnny Carson is a GOAT too,,
@@dclark7545 watching Nanette doesn't make you qualified.
@@Nicko42PA I’m qualified in seven continents & four restaurants & let’s not forget the nuddy bar qualification Iv proudly held for over a decade
Ali’s set was delivered perfectly & the sound effects were brilliant. The Nikki set was undeniably gross, but not particularly impressive in a comedic sense. Tiffany’s storytelling & delivery was extremely entertaining, and amusing from a health standpoint 😜
Right and left cuchi?.....I always thought it was a beautiful heart.
Santa naked LoL 😂😆
I LOVE Ms Wong
Those girls are hilarious.
My cucu 🤣🤣
Was GONE!!!
it swelled shut!
😂😂😂😂
I almost bled to death bc my son's shoulders got stuck - he had to be forcefully ripped out of me with salad tongs from Olive Garden 😂 doc almost had to shove him back in for emergency C-section 😂😂😂
Funny as hell!
Liar
I am dying 😂😂😂😂
Tiffany was the funniest
5 minutes of Ali Wong is more than enough.....l!
Liar, she knows her dog went down on her 😂.
“I keep waking up in puddles”
… so, we know his name then.
Ali Wong absolutely destroys in her specials.
BAE+CRAY CRAY=😂💛😂
They're so friggin funny 😆 🤣 😂
No they aint
Can you time stamp where? I must of missed it.
I don't feed trolls.
If you're hungry, go eat a D😂😂😂😂
They are so funny that they need an army of karens repeating that they are funny at all times, so ppl don't forget.
Not even close
Very funny!
The best part of the whole video 12:28 hahaha so good
I'd eat... This woman! So damn hilarious
Enjoy simpdom.