Sex, According To Comedians
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Class is in session. Sex stories from comedians that might teach you a thing or two.
Comedian Lineup:
Ms. Pat: Y'all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?
The Standups Season 3: Janelle James
The Standups Season 3: Mark Normand
Russell Howard: Recalibrate
Nikki Glaser: Bangin’
Russell Howard: Lubricant
Maria Bamford: Old Baby
#ValentinesDay #SexStories #StandupComedy
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I have to applaud Ms. Pat. Whether one thinks it’s appropriate or funny…To be able to turn such a trauma into something so powerfully moving to disturb and entertain is artistic. It sounds like she’s “just telling a story” but she really crafted it well.
As someone who processes his pain through comedy I am truly inspired!
Got here, didn't know what to expect but this first story is wild
yeah its so fucked up wtf
Saaaame
yo fr im 90 secs in dying
Sounds like low-key pedophilia
In there kangarooing the Kitty cat!
Yo SOMEONE needs to go to jail for that first story 😂😂😂😂
Nah, the woman talking about twanging her son's cock...that bitch needs locking up.
Lighten up, man.
@@toribluemisthaven4496 if you know who Ms. Pat is, you know nothing she says is a “joke”. She’s making light of true stories so it’s really okay for people to be horrified.
sum of this shit was weird
RIGHT?! THAT WAS DISTURBING AF!!😣
I wasn’t sure about Russell at first, but he won me over when he said “a vagina should taste like a vagina” 🤘
Amazing how ms pat can tell a story that most would find disturbing and make it funny. That is talent!
It was still very very disturbing.
@@ceceliam9014 same I was uncomfortable the entire story
What was funny about that?!
I agree😅😅😅
For real. She’s so underrated. She has a way of making something super disturbing that I would normally cry over, fucking hilarious.
The whole bit comparing sex to university has be sobbing 😂😂😂
Russell Howard's bit about kids filming them losing their virginity blows my mind. If I filmed me losing my virginity, it wouldn't have been a movie so much as a .GIF 🤣
😂🤣😅😆😆
😂😂😂
Hilarious montage! Ms. Pat might be my new favorite comic, but Mark's sex with a GOP/abortion punchline literally woke my wife up.
.yes
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
6:30 her sons must be mortified 🤣
that shit nasty
@@godlytyungodly I know right 😬
@@midnightmask7716 i’m glad there were ppl like you in the comments 😭 shit had me feeling hella uncomfortable listening to her say that shi😂
@@godlytyungodly Your welcome, bro I cringed inside my soul
⚠️… That first story⚠️… “Straight to jail!”
Skip to 4:27 if y’all couldn’t hang like myself, bc whew chile
I’m sayingggg
It was funny sure but it was also incredibly disturbing too
7:00 her set bothers me so much
how she treated her sons it jus made me feel so gross and uncomfortable
Wasn't that disturbing and disgusting?! Why are people laughing in the comments?! That's not a joke !!
2 comedians in and you can tell this title is wrong, it should be "Incest, according to Comedians."
a tragedy of older generations & undereducated families is that its not uncommon for sexual trauma to be some people’s first experiences/introductions to sex ed.
The birthday part was a perfectly snuck in joke.
"You can't let that out. You'd get tackled at a Chili's."
Lmao 😂 I nearly died laughing at "you'd get tackled at a chilli's".
I didnt have full context for this story until i listened to it from the begining. Dear lord...Im just glad she was able to turn actual trauma into a disturbingly funny story.
There is NO WAY that first story is true!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Listen to jim jefferies taking an md sufferer to see a prostitute
All of Ms Pat's stories are outrageous, but she tells them like they're nothing which adds to the comedy.
I saw her on the Joe Rogen podcast (in his not crazy/RUclips years) and according to the stories she told there, yeah… everything she says on stage is true.
She was too descriptive for it not to be 😭
@@skribulz7 his "not crazy/RUclips years"??? LMAO Rogan on RUclips was WAY more out there than he is now. He's darn near mainstream now!
That part of Ms Pat’s special fucks me up every single time 😂
Sorry but that first story just sounds like abuse- abuse towards her, her sister and a vulnerable man with special needs
EXACTLY!! AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING IN THE COMMENTS!!
@@pw6160 A lot of people process their trauma through comedy.
Ms. Pat has decided not to let herself be a victim to the things she was subjected to in her past
Completely agree
Yeah, agreed. Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed I wasn’t laughing. But like Lex said, maybe she’s processing trauma through her comedy. Seems to have worked, so there’s that.
"Roses are nice, violets are fine, i'll be the 6, if you be the 9" - Master Oogway when he was 46
Now that's poetry
You know you're a master of your craft when you can turn a fcked up story into the most hilarious stuff you've ever heard. Big props to Ms. Pat!
Russell Howard sounds like Gordon Ramsey and I was listening to this without watching wondering why the angry food man was telling me about sex
13:14 wow, oh my god. That’s morbid and hilarious.
Mark Normand is absolutely hilarious. Razor sharp delivery and fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard my sides hurt!
Gawd I love Maria Bamford. Still so sad I missed her show!
The first story is just horrible...this is child abuse
Ms. Pat traumatized me as I🤪
Kevin Hart is hillarious...I mean Marc Normand :D
get a dad to tell the second story about daughter. yeah fucking right.
Girls don't exactly have a peepee. 😁
@@Goshin89 Nah you know what he meant
THANK YOU.
That's what I was thinking .... it gives pedo.
I was wondering why I felt so uncomfortable
As a lesbian who gets hit on by straight women... Now I understand why.
Hey there fellow lesbean😋
Ok. I understand comedy is subjective. I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND funny is funny. The first story just hits too close to home for me.
what does that mean?
@@mrlilrip10 sexual abuse involving family.
@@danabryant6138 oh😢😢 so sorry to hear that.
this world is sick, way too many people where im from has dealt with that😞
You are strong
@@mrlilrip10 Thank you and I appreciate the question instead of making a shitty comment. There are a lot of evil people in the world.
@@danabryant6138 for sure man,, people are evil. even more so on the internet
Nikki's Vincent D'Onofrio from Men In Black joke was pretty good, that bit got me.
The second story was helllaaaaa weird
I'm dead from the 1st one💀💀💀
I like this Mark guy cuz he’s just awkward enough that it’s obvious he’s not a threat
I watched this in a bus...in a bus
Everytime there’s a Nikki standup, I know I’m either going to get traumatized or disgusted 🕴🏻
The 2nd comedian made me feel uncomfortable 😭😭. Idk I just can’t imagine having kids and saying that stuff about them. Like imagine if a dad said similar things about his daughter 😬. It’s weird
Yeah I agree. Not funny, and I feel really sorry for her kids. 🤷🏼♀️
to each their own. i got EXACTLY what she was talking about and I did see the humor in it. She COULD refine/retool the verbiage but the core premise is hilarious
You must be new to comedy
first 4 min comedy gold.....Ms. Pat goes hard
Unless you've lived through something similar. Then not so much...
Maria is a treasure
That one was the best so far lol 😆
The 1st story 😳😲🤔🤣😂🤣
People taking their disfunction as jokes
Congratulations you’ve just described comedy
high at midnight in 2024 and i'm crying
I saw that kept it moving lol
This is the only episode 8 watched from beginning to end. I think we should all listen to our elders. They are so wise....
The university analog so true
Love Mark Normand.
Lotions and potions🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG, I love Janelle sooo much!
University analogy was excellent.
The first one was fucked up and funny, the second one just felt uncomfortable.
Ms. Pat, Russell Howard & Nikki Glaser really stole the show with these omfg
Guess that's why their faces are on the thumbnail.
"Sometimes you do the doorstop like BRRRRRRRMMM" jesus fucking christ XD
not cool
Mark never disappoints!
Hi ... how did I get here?
seizures?
Comedian might be a strong word here.
ms. pat is the best
Got funny at 14:30 & 20:14
Omg y’all ms pat just bout kills me
Mark Normand was brilliant
Definitely needs run this back
I'm an epileptic I have had a sezure during sex it resulted in our 2nd daughter-LOL
I am not making fun of your situation with your health but I swear that funny as hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣
20:12
6:30 why, may I ask, is child sexual assault so "funny?"
Um......what? You think flipping your own baby's junk in silliness is SEXUAL ASSAULT? It has nothing to do with sex or assault. Wtf is wrong with you?
@@stephsaguudefan1753 it is sexual assault.
@@ianleonard1838 So is cleaning your baby after changing their diaper sexual assault then? What exactly is the line for you?
...this was also my thought. I think the reason it disturbs me, somebody without children, is that you an adult are playing with your child's junk like its a toy. Its way different than a cleaning or a diaper change because a diaper change and a cleaning is a necessity, sitting there and playing with your babies junk because you think its silly and cute is, in my opinion, more than a bit disturbing.
@@macee6881 exactly, thank you for explaining.
14:30
Ohh, Brian 🤣🤣
that was a disturbing story.
Great comedy!
Mark Normand's comedy style is sort of like Jerry Seinfeld's
Except that Mark's funny. 🤣😂🤣👍
"I don't kink shame, but..."
Ok, so you do, then.
The last one she forgot, "what's this here sauce."
❤ oh miss nikki
The last one I was scared
Sorry girl but you wrong. Footies aren't anywhere near as bizarre as cake farting, horse play, looners or clown sex people's.
These people need to go straight to jail.
Mark Normand's is amazing LOL.
I've just been kink-shamed 🤔
No shame bro, even if you don't like feet, you don't like ugly feet... we all understand
Hilarious comedians. I couldn't stop laughing. What's the name of the English comedian?
Says their names on the bottom of the screen.
Russell Howard
He had a show that introduced me to some other good comedians--I want to say it was called "Russell Howard's Good News"
Loved the Mark Normand bit❤
Janelle James looks like Michael Jackson
That British guy is kinda fine
I feel like that one lady's gonna have a lesbian awakening any day now
I love it when she tells me don't stop someday's I'll be running in place all dam day like I can't wait till I get to test this theory
After hearing the first one I’m just scared to hear the rest... didn’t laugh just empathize with her as a kid for having to do that.
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Sry, i don't get y anyone wld b offended at ANYTHING a comedian jokes about. Nothing is off limits in comedy.. U should be able to find humor in all aspects of life. If u cant understand that , its your own sensitive self's fault and should probably toughen up rather than wasting your time ridiculing people here, who came for a laugh not to here a whinny baby complain...
It's so funny to me when people who obviously have the lowest self esteem on the planet tell others to "toughen up" lmao How about you get your priorities together and learn to spell the insults before using them?
"Yelps"
Aaaaah... airfryer. LOL
The 'men are horny' bit seems verrrry familiar. I'm 99% sure I've heard that many years ago from Louis CK.
What’s the outcue music from ???
5:06 DEFTONES SHIRT
And they say I'm crazy
Normand killed all the way.
That black lady dam. Reminds me of Jim Jefferies friend
Wildfire hot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
What is with black females looking at their male family's body parts?
That's not good.
Nikki Nikki Nikki always make things hilarious.
Was that Kyle Busch telling jokes?
That one dude his disappointed type of comedy was different.
That other guy when he did that weird walk cracked me up.
The familiar one at the end she comes from the likes of Louie CK,Patton Oswalt ,Paul F Tomkins,Sarah Silverman etc.
She's a legend.
3rd one is funny
This storys not gona send you to hell baby hahaha love Ms. Pat
Wow amzing video🥰🥰
Yeah... wait s minutes, why was I first to like?
@@jaredb.4335 seizures
Hilarious but I’m unsure about the last one🤨, nonetheless it was funny 🤣