@@alexthegreat38 Perhaps, but a good comedian (and he is) has that line in his back pocket and knows when to pull it out. Timing is everything and he made it work for him. :)
Lol Chris Rock is so funny and right. Women can leave mentally from a relationship and still be physically there. I think this is worse than physically gone
I honestly couldn't laugh at Nikki's part. Not because it wasn't good, but because it was so graphic. It's like abuse, but you can't call it that because women consent to it. You should have the right to say "no, I don't want this " at any time if he makes you feel uncomfortable.
I feel you, sis, that was sad and tough to hear. There's one thing women should learn from men: how to love themselves enough not to put themselves into situations that harm them.
Tbh, decent, normal guys would rather the girl they like to be upfront on whether they are comfortable with intimacy rather than not have that conversation. I mean, it's just an adult thing to do, shouldn't be any discomfort there? Different people have different degrees of comfort with intimacy at each point in relationships
@@merasoul6520 Your question makes as much sense as asking if white people love themselves in white supremacy based societies. Whatever issues men have with themselves it doesn't have to do with being male. They're the privileged group. That's how privilege works. From a young age boys learn that being a man gives them power, sense of respect and protagonism. Girls and women have to fight for things men are born with. Even the ones who aren't white. Plus, the world is filled with those "Oh, I suffer so much" guys who end up being as entitled and violent as the men they criticize.
1:13 I totally feel him tho. It feels pretty similar when someone who got a 1 or 2days beard, or guys who are shaved (and thanks guys for ghe efforts) but got super "hard" and "strong" hairs, which turns out like sanding paper, kisses you (on whatever lips or deek). I mean, that hurts so bad, especially for ppl with "reactive skin" or "sensitive skin" (poor us ^^) When the guy kisses you on the "upper lips" (the ones on our faces not in our pants), and your face is red as effe in under 2sec. And after 1h together, we start getting small blisters "on friction points", plus, we know from the get go that we gonna suffer hell for the rest of the week or more of it's a long term relationship x'D (I shouldn't laugh, it's nervous I guess ^^) It's not really important but I wonder how many couples split/splet (?) for sensitive skin reasons.
The thing about Pete Davidson’s joke is that women only feel the need to slide back and forth on top when they’re too dry for doing it. Basically (unless the women he chooses are super dehydrated or going through some hormonal stuff) he’s telling the world he sucks at foreplay.
Not even looking at Chris Rock, he just said some shit that actually occurred to me. Once you watch one shit, you are curious, the second time, hmm, third time, I became fucked up.
Uhh the sliding feels great as long as all systems are go. Kind of hints an oof on the foreplay if that part of the tease feels like dry grating. Then again even the ironic "thank you papa" in that situation kind of hits so i could be wrong
Mmm... I don't like Nikki because she seems to always say "do what you have to to please the man". Like... That's not what I want young girls to hear. I want young girls to speak their truth. If you don't want to do something, you can say no, you can walk away, you can leave. You can go out with a dude, and not HAVE to suck him off. You can not only choose, but don't and shouldn't worry if the man gets mad or doesn't want to deal with them after. Good. Now you can find someone better anyways. Bet you imma get people that think my opinion is stupid or wrong. Which blows my mind.
I love some of Nikki's performances, but these jokes made me sad for her. They were told from the perspective of a woman who, due to not being able to say no, participates in an unwanted sexual act. It is not funny at all, as it is a result of how society teaches women to put their desires second. It is not cute or funny, it is just sad. Women should teach themselves to respect their integrity more.
Nikki’s comedy special sounded to me like those people who just keep talking and talking and talking but at the end of the day they do not say anything really important that you literally don’t understand anything. That’s how I felt.
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They missed the chance to put the title as "15 Minutes Of The Worst Sexperiences"
✨Updates Title✨ 😳
@@netflixisajoke But...... You didn't though.😣
@@subman23 can't be mad they need their boss to give a go ahead 🤷 might have a "no puns in Headline" rule lol
@@subman23 maybe decided not to. It’s not searchable as much.
Cool if that were to happen
"I was addicted to porn....I know, billion dollar industry, just me alone" maybe just be the best sarcasm I've ever heard 😂😂😂
I think he said it because he didn't get the laughs he was expecting
@@alexthegreat38 Perhaps, but a good comedian (and he is) has that line in his back pocket and knows when to pull it out. Timing is everything and he made it work for him. :)
lol another one of those stolen jokes. The first time I heard it, I think it was Larry the Cable Guy.
"That shit stay tight for two strokes. Bust open like a baked potato." I was dying. 😂 😆
More experiences!
Great joke to end the video with! Shit had me rollin
I don't get it
@@clytieapollo so when a woman is turned on her area expands. Look it up. That’s why after two strokes and she’s comfortable that happens.
@@pr23487 I wanna know from an evolutionary perspective why that is
Like it seems counter productive
Husband: "What can I do to make you have sex more often"?
Barbara: "Leave TOWN"
“I already taught you the moves” thisss one hit 😂😂
Lol Chris Rock is so funny and right. Women can leave mentally from a relationship and still be physically there. I think this is worse than physically gone
The Chris Rock bit hits home. As a woman, I can say he is 1000% correct.
That Chris Rock part was more like a motivational speech , thanks man lol
It give me hope that I can keep working on staying away from that stuff and fighting the good fight for the rest of my life
Last lady is hilarious and I love seeing an older woman doing comedy!
she sounds like the female hormone monster on big mouth and I Live for it
What is her name
"Bust open like a baked potato!" was the best part of the whole thing! 😂
@Teddy K. we need more to embrace their talent!
Totally I lolled all the way thru her set
Nikki is extreme like broh she describes thing that not even guys have told me.
what's funny is that this is not age restricted
Have you seen Tiktok? This ain’t shit. The next generation is so screwed.
@@HDA_III i'm 8; this just autoplayed
Yt magic
That is why netflix is a joke
@@BobProductions Oh god. Im sorry buddy
"choke out thursdays" needs to be made into a restaurant menu 😂😂😂
"what can i do to make you have sex more often ?"
"leave town " 🤣🤣
Chris rock is so on point sometimes
real relatable tho...
Yup. "Billion dollar industry. Just me, right."
he knows the formula.
@@malcolmwilliamsmuwoola9238 that is true
I honestly couldn't laugh at Nikki's part. Not because it wasn't good, but because it was so graphic. It's like abuse, but you can't call it that because women consent to it. You should have the right to say "no, I don't want this " at any time if he makes you feel uncomfortable.
This so much. It's abusive as fuck and the fucking sociopaths laugjhing, wtf?
I feel you, sis, that was sad and tough to hear. There's one thing women should learn from men: how to love themselves enough not to put themselves into situations that harm them.
Tbh, decent, normal guys would rather the girl they like to be upfront on whether they are comfortable with intimacy rather than not have that conversation. I mean, it's just an adult thing to do, shouldn't be any discomfort there? Different people have different degrees of comfort with intimacy at each point in relationships
@@analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 you think men love themselves enough?
@@merasoul6520 Your question makes as much sense as asking if white people love themselves in white supremacy based societies. Whatever issues men have with themselves it doesn't have to do with being male. They're the privileged group. That's how privilege works. From a young age boys learn that being a man gives them power, sense of respect and protagonism. Girls and women have to fight for things men are born with. Even the ones who aren't white. Plus, the world is filled with those "Oh, I suffer so much" guys who end up being as entitled and violent as the men they criticize.
1:13 I totally feel him tho.
It feels pretty similar when someone who got a 1 or 2days beard, or guys who are shaved (and thanks guys for ghe efforts) but got super "hard" and "strong" hairs, which turns out like sanding paper, kisses you (on whatever lips or deek).
I mean, that hurts so bad, especially for ppl with "reactive skin" or "sensitive skin" (poor us ^^)
When the guy kisses you on the "upper lips" (the ones on our faces not in our pants), and your face is red as effe in under 2sec.
And after 1h together, we start getting small blisters "on friction points", plus, we know from the get go that we gonna suffer hell for the rest of the week or more of it's a long term relationship x'D (I shouldn't laugh, it's nervous I guess ^^)
It's not really important but I wonder how many couples split/splet (?) for sensitive skin reasons.
The thing about Pete Davidson’s joke is that women only feel the need to slide back and forth on top when they’re too dry for doing it. Basically (unless the women he chooses are super dehydrated or going through some hormonal stuff) he’s telling the world he sucks at foreplay.
That is likely the truth. Foreplay is more important than the act itself.
That's Probably why kim Left him too
Isn’t that pretty typical though? I don’t think most guys bother much with foreplay.
@@AK-jt7kh unfortunately
He's also bad at jokes
nikis is literally the funniest comedian ever but i kinda feel sorry for her in this bit, wish i could give her a hug 💗
@Никос Рикос nah yours would come after
Yes. Same.
Barbara Carlyle is the female Bernie Mac, no cap. 😂🔥
She been funny from her first comedy performance
When you realize the reason your Ex called you. Cause your ass is Memory Foam. LMAO
Not even looking at Chris Rock, he just said some shit that actually occurred to me. Once you watch one shit, you are curious, the second time, hmm, third time, I became fucked up.
Damn that crap happened to me to
That Chris Rock bit was gold. Pure gold.
omg its actually out now. "most girls dont like when you hold their head and fuck it" likeeee
"Drive like your kids live here" Bahahaha
I just pretend I'm a birdhouse... I don't mind a cockatoo in here.
69 likes. Nice
Chris was so funny he made the camera man laugh
These Black ladies were hilarious! Thank you ladies!
SHE SAID IT SMELL LIKE MEMORIAL DAY 🤣🤣🤣
Me, and ace, pretending to write down notes: Ah yes I completely understand all of these jokes nothing is going over my head at all
😂 Mhm totally yes
Lmao I thought I was the only one 🤣😂
Same
"I need my moves back" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's just memory foam 😂😂😂
Uhh the sliding feels great as long as all systems are go. Kind of hints an oof on the foreplay if that part of the tease feels like dry grating. Then again even the ironic "thank you papa" in that situation kind of hits so i could be wrong
I can’t drop it like it’s hot but I’ll drop it likes it’s lukewarm 😂 so underrated
Oh my god the Chris Rock one though, I can’t even 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit here we go again
00:00
He’s right about needing the perfect cocktail..
Stop now
"bust open like a baked potato" has made my year
5:44 This guy was sooooo Not amused 🤣🤣
We NEED to have this conversations ALWAYS
I agree
Memory Foam🤣🤯 wait digging for 🥵
"N*** I want my moves back"🤣🤣🤣
On side note...I wouldn't mind seeing Chris Rock as the Joker.
The lady at the end is funny as hell 🤣
Mmm... I don't like Nikki because she seems to always say "do what you have to to please the man". Like... That's not what I want young girls to hear. I want young girls to speak their truth. If you don't want to do something, you can say no, you can walk away, you can leave. You can go out with a dude, and not HAVE to suck him off. You can not only choose, but don't and shouldn't worry if the man gets mad or doesn't want to deal with them after. Good. Now you can find someone better anyways. Bet you imma get people that think my opinion is stupid or wrong. Which blows my mind.
Comedy....go figure?
@@thomasalexander8499 didn't make me laugh. 🤷
@@augiemay8677 yea i didnt find funny, just sad
No age restriction on this video so some adult needs to add balance. Adults forget how impressionable kids are. Thanks.
Well I don't think you're wrong at all. But I do think she was performing a stand up comedy act and not a TED talk
Nikki is too funny dont know why she made it hard for me to watch the rest of this video lol
Last 2 ladies was funny af
Feels like in Nikkis part an artificial laugh track is added
I wouldn’t doubt it. I wish female comedians would stop doing this. It’s embarrassing.
Chris rock is a comedic genius.. Its in the subtlesness of his punchlines..
If we could have a Minister of Sex Education in charge of educating young men, I would put Nikki in charge of that job.
wtf
Wow. I think I would hang myself in shame. 🤦♀️
@@AK-jt7kh - why??
I'm a Nikki Glaser fan after hearing this. . Funny and true!
If u connect w that story you need to learn to say no and a hard no
@@geminishyne ew
Sad how many women can relate to her experience. Complete true though
@@celestialasmr9624 That why I learning to read the room and Ask and be respectful to learn
ok but nikki glazer made me so sad :(
same
Same
She's really not funny.
Exactly
@@n.m.2174 she is funny, checkout other material
“Just telepath out this motherfucker”…current situation 😂
He said the wrong word, it’s “teleport.” 😂
Pete Davidson, the hero we didn't deserve, but the hero we needed
hes so funny i wish there was more stand up from him out
he has perfect timing in his delivery of his comedy
That birdhouse joke was fuckin funny
The Nikki one was kinda toxic and traumatic, sounds like abuse a little bit.
Drive like your kids live here!!!
I'm dying!!
That last woman comedian is a legend
Poor Pete Davidson. I wish him he finds a girl who grinding him the right way. If it hurts, shes doing something really wrong xD
He's got Kim Kardashian now so I think he's happy now.
Right I was like brooo, when girls do that slug sliding shit it be the best
@@mariahdibben4066 puke
@@mikestain5963 Never said I was a fan. Just saying that he's probably happy with her.
@@AlexGonzalez-ye9pc glad to hear this
0:00 prove it 👀😏
Breathe through your nose on the pull back. It takes concentration, Nikki. 😂😂😂
This was great! Funny stuff, and the comedians were awesome!
Oh thank you papa…my ribs hurt.
I was 15 min late everywhere 😂
Yamenika !!! You’re hilarious !!!!!
At first glance, I literally thought the First Lady was JK Rowling
It is
I love some of Nikki's performances, but these jokes made me sad for her. They were told from the perspective of a woman who, due to not being able to say no, participates in an unwanted sexual act. It is not funny at all, as it is a result of how society teaches women to put their desires second. It is not cute or funny, it is just sad. Women should teach themselves to respect their integrity more.
Memory foam lmao
Nikki has this way of making you want that first date.
😂😂😂 love the last lady 👏🏾😂
Nikki's imagery :D
Memory foam 🤣😅😂
Gurrrrl, Yamaneika Saunders was hilarious.
What is the most hilarious from comedians is them even attempting give any kind of sex advice in any capacity to anyone.
Mr. 6d9, could you bestow upon us, YOUR great knowledge?
Hot stove analogy 💯 💯💯
Nikki Glaser is my queen. Lol
Drive like your kids live here
😭💀
She said buss it open like a baked potato 💀
Some of these were so uncomfortable
Talented story teller!
"Oh~ Thank you papa.." got me crying xdddddd
Valid point it’s not the man sometimes it’s that you know what each other pleasure points!
3:04 just wait until he hears about them island girls
😭🤣
Nikki’s was so relatable 😭😭😭😭
Nikki killed me 😂
I just want to go back to my sleep number lmfao 🤣
That shit was hilarious
Here’s an idea… stop asking girls to shave… or just realize that you can’t shave everyday
Brilliant!
I need to know who the last lady was! I died laughing at her! Omg!
Drive like your kids live here 😄
2nd one is so sad...seriously. 😞
The bird-house joke should've gone over better🤷♂️
she's not funny
@@oreo10111 nah she is, she’s speaking facts
This just reminds of the channel... dirty talk - under the sheets with Tatiana Ashborn and friends!!!! So funny!!!
Yamaneika is the best part of this
Drunk Angry= Dangry
Ur welcome 😂
Bro watching Nikki and not laugh and then go straight to Barbra and laughing
Nikki’s comedy special sounded to me like those people who just keep talking and talking and talking but at the end of the day they do not say anything really important that you literally don’t understand anything. That’s how I felt.
Most of these jokes are true especially the black girl’s jokes! Memory foam dick.😂😂😂
Hahahahhaha that last lady was funnnyyyyy
I may never eat barbecue again
cool video
4:33 Good song 🤣