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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @ep5189
    @ep5189 4 года назад +1762

    Dear God please let Matt, Shane, mom and me live forever thank you amen

  • @sleazegawd6137
    @sleazegawd6137 4 года назад +237

    God damn it, this is the greatest podcast of all time.
    Long live Matt and Shane!!!!!!!!!

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Год назад

      it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat

    • @rallywagon261
      @rallywagon261 Год назад

      2 years on and yeah, I still have to agree. Definitely the best podcast out there. Rivaled only by the JRE.

    • @psilocybicacid7667
      @psilocybicacid7667 Год назад

      ​@@rallywagon261and cumtown... rip

  • @ChrisMorganComedy
    @ChrisMorganComedy Год назад +262

    2 years into the future and Matt is explaining his T-porn issue on Joe Rogen's podcast..

    • @ItsJayNow1
      @ItsJayNow1 Год назад +11

      Dude 😂

    • @Jamezeys
      @Jamezeys Год назад +15

      Omg the original t porn confession had me DYING one of the funniest episodes to date. Shane was CRYING!

    • @Harmander69
      @Harmander69 Год назад +1

      Which episode? ​@@Jamezeys

    • @Jamezeys
      @Jamezeys Год назад +14

      @@Harmander69 old test.. episode 27- Q+ on radio dawgz

    • @raymondduplessis3491
      @raymondduplessis3491 9 месяцев назад +1

      This aged like fine wine

  • @MillionDollarMullettt
    @MillionDollarMullettt Год назад +101

    “Are you transitioning? How could this be? You got SICK from meats?”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @earlyandoften
    @earlyandoften 4 года назад +295

    Was drunk and eating white queso when Matt said “snatch drizzle”. Snack time over.

  • @TheRealToadfishRebecchi
    @TheRealToadfishRebecchi 4 года назад +234

    I was smoking a joint when Shane was telling the story about the guy failing down the stairs and dying and i laughed so hard i swallowed a bit of smoke and threw up

    • @GammaAuObsidian
      @GammaAuObsidian 4 года назад +28

      Yesssssssss
      That is what success tastes like bro

    • @jennq2915
      @jennq2915 3 года назад

      Well Toadfish... That was the day you became a full-fledge-gender-neutral-individual.
      But also, mj burps can cause exceptional highness. Be careful. 😉

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 2 года назад

      King vibes

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 Год назад +2

      Did you swallow

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Год назад +4

      Goddammit what a dawg 🫡

  • @dickbutt8216
    @dickbutt8216 4 года назад +123

    Bring in the Grool King. Need a sensual Gerbiez ep.

    • @crazyshot97
      @crazyshot97 4 года назад +3

      neeeeed gerbz

    • @jackjurphy5020
      @jackjurphy5020 4 года назад +8

      The Grool King may be the best monicker of all time, DAWGz rule

    • @PeasantKing
      @PeasantKing 4 года назад

      @@crazyshot97 z,,

  • @beebop90
    @beebop90 2 года назад +177

    Teenis talk is my favorite, most relatable, hilarious talk.

    • @beebop90
      @beebop90 2 года назад +13

      Oh! I'm the only one!?

    • @Atrain122112
      @Atrain122112 Год назад +18

      Not relatable at all for me. Gay!

    • @charliefoxtrot6396
      @charliefoxtrot6396 Год назад

      ​@@Atrain122112 🤣🤣🤣

    • @corradocampo
      @corradocampo Год назад

      I consider myself penis gang, but certain situations I can definitely hop in with you teenis fellas

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 Год назад +5

      Blessings be on your Teenis

  • @griffintschudin5912
    @griffintschudin5912 Год назад +36

    If Shane wore glasses, white tee tucked into blue jeans he's hank hill, head shape and everything

    • @xxxjules27
      @xxxjules27 Год назад +7

      Shank Hillis

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 Год назад

      If they don't have Shane as Hank in the live action KOTH they have done an injustice.
      I heard Tom Hanks is supposed to be Hank Hill.
      Is any of this true ?

    • @brandonmoore7506
      @brandonmoore7506 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@adamgardener8624no, none of what you said is true

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 3 месяца назад

      ​@@adamgardener8624in 1994, Tom Hanks filmed himself pretending to be mentally handicapped and sent it in to the academy awards. It won him an Oscar. Tom Hanks is an asshole.

  • @chrisbanks6506
    @chrisbanks6506 3 года назад +67

    lmaoo watching LeMaire physically throw away his initial response to shanes question is killing me. 57:13

    • @sexylazercatwizard
      @sexylazercatwizard 2 года назад

      He was about to beat off right then and there and had to toss it to the wayside

    • @Friarbuck619
      @Friarbuck619 Год назад +5

      Shane's face

  • @Occultbag-50
    @Occultbag-50 Год назад +50

    Shane sizing up his soda and going “yea right” killed me

  • @Criesto137
    @Criesto137 4 года назад +160

    Shout out to the dank shaman and the bull himself for bringing light in these dark times

  • @williamreid7388
    @williamreid7388 Год назад +17

    Have watched most casts over the last year, this is a golden undiscovered on right now for me boys

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo Год назад +2

      Bro, this message is coming to you from the future, dawg. Samsiiiies! Sorry dawg, that was so gay girl dawg brain of me. Can we still be dawgs?

  • @kevincredible4273
    @kevincredible4273 Год назад +11

    “Snatch drizzle” was one the grossest things I’ve heard 😂😂

  • @MrUrech
    @MrUrech Год назад +37

    this is the best damn podcast ever holy shit shane and matt thankyou for existing

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 4 года назад +182

    Wow here we are again. Guys being dudes

    • @toonstierney1170
      @toonstierney1170 4 года назад +21

      Guys wearing lulus

    • @goomahh
      @goomahh 4 года назад +16

      Dudes rule

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 3 года назад +10

      @@toonstierney1170 guys bangin dudes

    • @codydillard8918
      @codydillard8918 3 года назад +1

      Dudes being guys sounds better...

    • @Mr_Pickles_
      @Mr_Pickles_ 3 года назад +2

      @@codydillard8918 Damnit Cody, that was a real guy thing to say dude.

  • @edtreneer8101
    @edtreneer8101 4 года назад +22

    The cast saved my life

  • @Josephsoto221
    @Josephsoto221 Год назад +27

    57:20 the look Shane gives Matt is so funny

  • @atillacodesstuff1223
    @atillacodesstuff1223 7 месяцев назад

    ive seen/heard probably hundreds of episodes of episodes by now and it still cracks me up how Matt makes up funny terms for everything.
    "scrappy dudes" is so funny :p

  • @Vicegrips11
    @Vicegrips11 3 года назад +35

    Revisiting the Dawgs for further learning and understanding

  • @FinallyAlmino
    @FinallyAlmino 5 месяцев назад +1

    Been a fan for a while now, since Shane's SNL thing, but only recently found this podcast, and my god what a gem this is. ❤

  • @nuckels188
    @nuckels188 4 года назад +173

    Matt always is dropping lowkey entry level redpills i love it

  • @jamesr.waltonjr.457
    @jamesr.waltonjr.457 4 года назад +10

    10 stripes and 28 stars? What'r we doin' here boys? We need unity. MERICA!!!

  • @opegamin
    @opegamin 4 года назад +56

    Nathan and Mimzy back at it. Hell yea..

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 3 года назад +1

      SHUT UP MIMZYYYYYYYYY

  • @Nasty-Nate-gh4it
    @Nasty-Nate-gh4it 4 года назад +20

    God I love Shane. Got in a rank fight with my girl today/damn near everyday, and hearing him talk about how he deals with women really makes me laugh.

  • @bigheverly
    @bigheverly 4 года назад +20

    Anyone else notice 100 from the archives @ radio dogs are missing, 61-79 for sure, it’s where I was at in the oldies. Seems like a plot to destroy the world, I’m gonna buy another 8 ball and will update you with my lunatic results 🤣

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 4 года назад +2

      What do you pay if you don't mind me asking mate?

    • @BurnoutBushido
      @BurnoutBushido 4 года назад +11

      @@KingDomsKingdom85 alright fbi

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +1

      Well thanks for keeping the stereotype of cokeheads being paranoid as hell alive and well my dude!

    • @bigheverly
      @bigheverly 2 года назад +2

      @@chadgrov 🤷🏽‍♂️ if I didn’t I’d just be a weirdo with too much energy, overly interested with something else 🤣

  • @blackbeard9981
    @blackbeard9981 Год назад +11

    If I EVER got in a heated discussion with Shane, I’d definitely hit him with “well Atleast I don’t use Lululemons on a Pelaton” 😂😂😂

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Год назад

      it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat isn't it... I used to respect Papa Phil but it looks like he raised some WILD daughters... 3 of em

  • @DockyPerky
    @DockyPerky 2 года назад +17

    Weow, what a great podcast!

  • @b.samarripa1833
    @b.samarripa1833 3 года назад +7

    I was crying laughing when Shane was talking about when that dude Supermaned into the wall.

  • @ProfSquarez
    @ProfSquarez 4 года назад +22

    Just started listening this week. Insanely hooked. Shane is the man. Crackle crackle

    • @kky4011
      @kky4011 4 года назад +5

      Check out the patreon dude! Super cheap and so worth it. Its like 1 or 2 dollars a month. They have tons of bonus episodes and a shitload of the old episodes that are wild. So worth doggie

    • @johnbriggs5751
      @johnbriggs5751 4 года назад +1

      @@kky4011 do you need a credit card? Or can you use a debit account?

    • @Fieldeluxe
      @Fieldeluxe 4 года назад

      @@johnbriggs5751 Debit works, PayPal too

    • @kky4011
      @kky4011 4 года назад +1

      @@johnbriggs5751 not 100% sure buddy. Im from Canada where most of our debit cards double as Visas.

    • @flyinbrian5437
      @flyinbrian5437 4 года назад +4

      Bonfire is gay

  • @ignaciomartinez4863
    @ignaciomartinez4863 4 года назад +7

    If that's a painting of Grebies I approve Tremendous cast boyz! 🤣👍

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 4 года назад +39

    You ain't lying about that Manute Bol pic Jesus Christ

    • @Tkeane8
      @Tkeane8 4 года назад +6

      Blackfish

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 4 года назад +1

      @@Tkeane8 was going to comment something but you won.
      Sorry,
      Hope she sees this.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 4 года назад

      I saw Manute Bol play live & he was heaving up 3pt shots & bricking every one! It was glorious!

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 4 года назад +55

    It seems like no matter how much weight Shane's body looses, his head still remains the same amount of chubby.

    • @MelissaAnn420
      @MelissaAnn420 4 года назад +21

      Delete this true statement

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 4 года назад +8

      @@MelissaAnn420 as a fellow fat fella, I'm allowed to say this. Also, you rule.

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 4 года назад +12

      An extra chromosome will do that

    • @timnoonen1294
      @timnoonen1294 4 года назад +3

      They got one coaching??

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 4 года назад +2

      @Poel McNeil that's a complete OL dude

  • @andrewwiest4685
    @andrewwiest4685 Год назад +2

    Shane's face during Lamorph's spaz was too funny! 😂

  • @jimmymcl9512
    @jimmymcl9512 Год назад +10

    Matt and Shane are the best! I was a big Cumtown fan because Nick. These guys are my new favorites

  • @CleanseTheSoul
    @CleanseTheSoul 2 года назад +25

    Matt and Shane talking about the 7 day no fap with the busty natural in the next room over had me literally crying laughing. Goddamn I love this podcast.

  • @bovice218
    @bovice218 4 года назад +5

    Shane's dirty stache reminds me of the electrician 30 ft up in the extended perch. Can def tell he comes from "hardhat" lineage

  • @Tooliar
    @Tooliar 2 года назад +15

    Matt and Shane's facial expressions at 57:17 LMAO

  • @yurpndurpnslurpn
    @yurpndurpnslurpn 4 года назад +28

    The supply and demand is still there. The nutsack factory got me 😆

  • @GenghisKhanscience
    @GenghisKhanscience 4 года назад +6

    Nice! I drew that Grool King!

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 4 года назад +9

    57:45 lmfao I love Lemaire 💀💀

  • @Nick.Yarbrough
    @Nick.Yarbrough 19 дней назад

    These eps make me wish I'd been able to see Shane's standup before he was an arena filler. Keep shinin' dawgs

  • @christovrea4273
    @christovrea4273 2 года назад +5

    The image of Manute Bol swimming does not disappoint

  • @nwr477
    @nwr477 4 года назад +7

    hell yeah! I needed the king & magician to make my day better.

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Год назад +2

    57:17 cured my hangover
    the looks

  • @ryanrobinson191
    @ryanrobinson191 4 года назад +8

    Shoutout Shane, Shoutout MAtt, Shoutout Thibault, Shoutout Spud, Shoutout Tanitlizer who am I missing in Dawg roll call?

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 4 года назад +1

      Shout-out ratatat

    • @castiron4160
      @castiron4160 4 года назад +2

      Honest “dude shut the fuck up I’m totally not fat it’s just a puffy carhartt vest” Bill

  • @CloveCoast
    @CloveCoast 3 года назад +4

    1:01:08 damn, Matt has it so right
    changing the video and torping that climax away

  • @hugopineda3855
    @hugopineda3855 2 года назад +3

    This podcast is the biggest sleeper! Can't wait for the big Spotify deal joe will give them 💯

    • @a.p.602
      @a.p.602 2 года назад

      deal? they are going to own stopify!

  • @containercore6832
    @containercore6832 4 года назад +28

    Jaco Pastorius was a casualty of bouncer jiu-jitsu RIP

  • @corymerle8738
    @corymerle8738 4 года назад +5

    I went to school with a kid who's dad was a bouncer that killed a guy on accident. He quincidently enough trained people in mma( he's a local legend). He served almost 10 years in prison for it.

    • @gabybechtler
      @gabybechtler 4 года назад +10

      What a quincidence

    • @corymerle8738
      @corymerle8738 4 года назад +1

      @@gabybechtler it be like that sometimes. I'm sure bouncers accidentally killing dudes is pretty common.

    • @gabybechtler
      @gabybechtler 4 года назад +10

      @@corymerle8738 I was just making fun of the way you spelled coincidentally...

    • @corymerle8738
      @corymerle8738 4 года назад +1

      @@gabybechtler Jesus, I just realized I spelled it completely wrong lol

  • @elmergloo2611
    @elmergloo2611 4 года назад +14

    Shout out McCusker, we share a Birthday. Hope yours was nice.

  • @ntareaustin1546
    @ntareaustin1546 3 месяца назад

    Matts flat feet joke sends everytime🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @corymerle8738
    @corymerle8738 4 года назад +3

    I'm glad the Boyz are showing the mullet some love.

  • @michaeldurfee3061
    @michaeldurfee3061 Год назад +1

    Shane’s reaction to the white woman blowing the black guy in Malcolm X, really shows his love for the world and the people that inhabit it and how they overcome their oppressors in an , if say historical way

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 4 года назад +5

    Good
    Podcast
    Guys!

  • @highjaws
    @highjaws 4 года назад +4

    So according to Shane everyone needs to read The Turner Diaries

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns 5 месяцев назад

    Buddy... When Shane mentioned the movie, "Green Street Hooligans" my jaw dropped... I completely forgot about that gem of a movie.. the original is highly recommended folks! 👍

  • @loschikiprepz
    @loschikiprepz Год назад +1

    Damn I was listening to this while working out and busted out laughing. People probably just think I’m crazy 😂

  • @Toreju7240
    @Toreju7240 4 года назад +2

    this podcast rules

  • @owenpresley9453
    @owenpresley9453 2 года назад +5

    These dudes honestly show me, we never mentally grow up and we all just weirdos that put a normal face on

  • @gojiralives3698
    @gojiralives3698 19 дней назад

    After a day away from my house it is nice to come back and bed rot and hear the Dawgs voices

  • @bobbylalley2633
    @bobbylalley2633 4 года назад +6

    They’re going to have to do Lemaire like they did Chucky in Sons of Anarchy

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 3 года назад +7

    this fuckin episode is one of the best it's hilarious over and over again

  • @MrMylo7
    @MrMylo7 Год назад +1

    December 11, happy birthday Shaner! Love from your homeboy, Mylo!

  • @mylescoffey88
    @mylescoffey88 4 года назад +7

    57:13 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute

    • @Gu1d-0
      @Gu1d-0 3 года назад +1

      This part is fucking hilarious

  • @ceezrsayha4651
    @ceezrsayha4651 Год назад +1

    1:02:51 shane killed me with this 😂😂

  • @scootaymildo1070
    @scootaymildo1070 Год назад

    I can relate to the 3hr megafaps, was exactly as Matt described. I, too, have left those dark days behind me.

  • @AlexRouen-p8n
    @AlexRouen-p8n Месяц назад

    Running out of old eps to listen to and it’s so rough

  • @nocap444
    @nocap444 4 года назад +13

    LaMaire thanks for sharing dude, Matt and Shane I think you’ve have saved me from the dong sirens

  • @christianhunt7382
    @christianhunt7382 Год назад

    This a classic pod!

  • @taradicoff3149
    @taradicoff3149 4 года назад +3

    That 5 nights joke had me dying

  • @coreyparsons2572
    @coreyparsons2572 17 дней назад

    Tires season 3 needs to be the branch closure so Shane n the crew bounce at a club

  • @jared2lit
    @jared2lit Год назад

    Thank god for the dawgs!!

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 Год назад

    1:11:07 lol Shane’s face & sounds at the fear of his off air confession 😂

  • @gregjarnigan1
    @gregjarnigan1 4 года назад +6

    New drinking game, every time someone says 'Dude,' take a drink. You'll be a raging alcoholic within the space of an hour.

  • @Syndr1
    @Syndr1 8 месяцев назад

    Awesome D&D mat.

  • @BeelzeJon
    @BeelzeJon 5 месяцев назад

    57:14 the way Matt looks at Shane after the revelation 😂

  • @zacxvx
    @zacxvx 2 года назад +1

    57:19 Shanes face when he looks at Matt hahahahahaha

  • @MEXICANxGRIZZLY
    @MEXICANxGRIZZLY Год назад

    Happy Birthday to the Bull. Thanks for all the laughs

  • @hambletonorama
    @hambletonorama 4 года назад +4

    Creating low bird expectations is the move.

    • @Sethclement96
      @Sethclement96 2 года назад +1

      Undersell, overdeliver is the best way

  • @Nwordscissorhands1738
    @Nwordscissorhands1738 2 года назад +2

    Revisiting the episodes I half listened to. 😎

  • @fadedlyb.doggin1837
    @fadedlyb.doggin1837 4 года назад +3

    Try cold weather trucking teenis

  • @welbz2330
    @welbz2330 3 года назад +2

    I think Shane’s parents read him the Turner Diaries as bedtime stories

  • @ruben_____
    @ruben_____ 4 года назад +4

    I'm here because history hyenas is gone. This is actually a great swap, these boys have great chemistry. Silver linings!

    • @jennq2915
      @jennq2915 3 года назад +1

      At least these two won't stab each other in the back... then fake a farewell episode to make everyone not hate one individual who is going to fizzle out in lala land ?

    • @jennq2915
      @jennq2915 3 года назад +1

      Sorry, that wound is still fresh.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 3 года назад

      What happened to HH ?

    • @ModestestRUST
      @ModestestRUST Год назад

      Not even comparable, this podcast is 10x better.

  • @maxmtr5132
    @maxmtr5132 Год назад +1

    Filling the void once a day is rookie numbers

  • @spacemonkey9000
    @spacemonkey9000 2 года назад +2

    New so I'm watching oldies. BOYS.

  • @tylerpullen1652
    @tylerpullen1652 3 месяца назад

    Dear god, Matts reaction was so accurate. Even after seeing his reaction I still got freaked out. They found the goddamn locness monster

  • @shapes4893
    @shapes4893 4 года назад +1

    #1 Locked-Up Bouncer Podcast

  • @Maicoczpenton
    @Maicoczpenton 4 года назад

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles (the mustache outtakes) rule!

  • @leavethisemptier
    @leavethisemptier 3 года назад +2

    At 1:02:55 that factory reference had me rolling.

  • @shredm
    @shredm 2 года назад

    Thank you Shiva!

  • @chrismathewsjr
    @chrismathewsjr 4 года назад +2

    just sitting down to watch this but how are we doing on this time wise?

  • @zahndelgado5269
    @zahndelgado5269 2 года назад +1

    i threw up in the middle of my freshman science class 😂

  • @wily4422
    @wily4422 4 года назад +1

    The bird app idea is good.

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 2 года назад +1

    4:05 xcel thermostats just shut out Californian ppl due to the rolling black outs.

  • @er206_
    @er206_ 11 месяцев назад

    1:03:10 😂😂 these were supposed to go out yesterday

  • @pbshakegains
    @pbshakegains 4 года назад +5

    Time stamps with titles
    Tight move

  • @eyeTHC
    @eyeTHC 2 года назад +1

    When Matt started talking about puking in the toilet it triggered my irritable bowel syndrome and I had to shit in a bucket in my work truck. Thanks matt

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 2 года назад

      Just evil leaving your body praise god

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 2 года назад +1

      Just evil leaving your body praise god

  • @bobross2786
    @bobross2786 2 года назад +1

    Matt as a current mullet head, u should def get one, little to no maintenance

    • @cesartapia610
      @cesartapia610 2 года назад

      It's the Toyota Corolla of haircuts, but the El Camino of style.

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 4 года назад +2

    See you in San Antonio on Friday!