Matt is truly the Shaman, he is all business no play clearly. It’s just so effortless for him it looks like all play. The only thing he was missing at this moment was the Shaman flute
The thought of Shane making a group of rollin evil hippies listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day. 🤣
Let's just be honest. A 9-5 is only okay if you make enough cash to live nice and still afford two vacations per year. Anything less than that, you should strive to either get a pay rise, or change jobs. Like, living okay and getting two vacations per year shouldn't be a luxury, it should be the minimum, even for a Macdonald's employee who has worked 1+yrs. Living with 3-4 vacations and getting nice stuff is above the standard, that might not be achievable even if you work hard as a fry cook or streetsweeper or whatever. But, there are some standards, that should be maintained, not only by employee, or employer, but by society at large. Given the possibility of western society, we can do it, so why don't we make each others lives comfortable. We CAN do it. Obviously, if you don't work and are ffd up, you don't deserve anything above survival, but if you work full time, you already make enough cash pure, that your boss can get all kinds of nice stuff, so you deserve a fair cut. Two vacations and living like a human is minimum. That's my family business policy, and at least for now we are in business and employees are loyal. And we can afford like 3-4 vacations still, so it's doable. Maybe we could skin them more, but in the end, the trouble of constantly replacing employees would be a bigger hassle than just paying a fair share. And morally, reading about people working full time and not affording basic living makes my blood boil.
If any one hasn’t seen the episode of Colum tyrrells podcast with Matt, it’s definitely worth checking out, they talk about Irish culture/history, Colums from Ireland if anyone doesn’t know him. Dudes pretty funny and the accent makes it that much better
@@bh-0330 i don’t remember what podcast it was exactly hahah, i was on heroin back then, but i’m clean now, so i have no recollection of it lol, i tried looking for it but couldn’t find it
I feel Matt about the drug dealing guilt... its cool at the moment cuz your paying your bills on it but when you reflect on the drugs you sold and who you sold it to... you realize how much damage you caused and how you could of prevented it just by not participating in that act of evil.. I sold people dirty habits and I know the lives I helped ruin.... now I just try to be a good person and pray to god to forgive me for what I have done
I know this is an 8 month old comment but I totally understand what you mean. I never felt any guilt about it until my cousin and best friend in the world OD’d and passed away this year. My perspective has forever changed l. It’s tough
i desperately need to find the patreon follow up episode to this one. the number of parallels between matts story and my own past is blowing my mind... i know this is necro-posting on a 3-year-old video but im hoping somebody pulls thru for me. i have faith in the dawgz!
Someone just saying the word Molly gives me the kuh-kuh shivers and makes my arm hairs stand up on end. My body is definitely telling me to hang up the towel.
Love this episode, I used to smoke meth crack like it was going out of fashion, was sitting down by a creek for 9 hours just smoking crack in my car and then went home to my mum trying to act like I was just hungover and not absolutely peaking 😂😂
"If you can bypass xanny addictions and crack addictions and like, you know, getting caught with tons of beasters, you make it to be the president eventually; you can."
“The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee The lake it is said never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy”
@juneack5848 haha i dont fully know how he was using it but back in my day it was middies low grade Beasters was a little better and then you had some good headies or nugs or whatever people wanted to call it
How is Big J going to be a passive aggressive baby for 2 months about getting “dosed” with acid (and not even get high) and then do molly every weekend?
Doesn’t matter now that winter’s basically over, but I normally go brown brahma work gloves kinda like Big Jay wears. I only cut the pointer finger, middle finger and thumb tip off to be able to smk and text without problems and they do still keep your hands warm. I work outside all the time and that’s my pro tip. Lol...
I was watching this in bed high asf with my eyes closed and I thought someone took a photo of me sleeping at 1:11:38, jumped out of bed spooked a shit. Hahahaha
i wish matt truly knew how many people love him. he’s the fkn shaman
on god.
@@elnick6918😮
Mat always keep it real son
For real
The shaman was once a dark sorcerer, we’ve all bore witness to his ascension. Blessed be
Just realized Matt’s the white dude in every black comedians “crazy white guy” bit
Truly he is
It's a Matt thing
@SomethingDumb it's more of a whole Mcusker family thing haha
@@TheMartianMancumpsterlol yea the whole family is firing on all cylinders
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Randomly suggested by RUclips. This is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard lol
Gimme that algorithm
The only podcast that's just 2 dawgs talking. Not pushing politics or bullshit
Welcome to the dawg house
@@some-repliesyeah cuz they hide their racist ass comments as “jokes” so of course your pea brain doesn’t think it’s political
Welcome, dawg.
Matt was really firing on all cylinders this one
definitely had to be on a stimmy
Yes however when Matt’s quiet angels cry
All 4
At least 6 squares of dark chocolate
Lions mane, mane
Matt is truly the Shaman, he is all business no play clearly. It’s just so effortless for him it looks like all play. The only thing he was missing at this moment was the Shaman flute
432 bruh
"You were flying the funny business flag" 😆
The gays really hate when you refer to the rainbow flag that way.
I think it was david lucas
Fucking hilarious
"You'd have to let me in and that would be gay" was hilarious
So so funny
I had no idea Mat was a black man dipped in powered sugar #Respect
The thought of Shane making a group of rollin evil hippies listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day. 🤣
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Shane's eyes are getting smaller by the day and I love it
He’s got end stage chi-nee face
@McNutty geezer face shane
Penance
Shanese
@@Sean-no3zv Sir, please use the medical terminology. It's called Nooderitis
"I couldn't be contained by a 9 to 5 you really think I'm gonna be on a slave plantation bro?" Is one of the wildest statements ever made on camera 🤣
Mad Yeezy status
Let's just be honest. A 9-5 is only okay if you make enough cash to live nice and still afford two vacations per year.
Anything less than that, you should strive to either get a pay rise, or change jobs.
Like, living okay and getting two vacations per year shouldn't be a luxury, it should be the minimum, even for a Macdonald's employee who has worked 1+yrs.
Living with 3-4 vacations and getting nice stuff is above the standard, that might not be achievable even if you work hard as a fry cook or streetsweeper or whatever.
But, there are some standards, that should be maintained, not only by employee, or employer, but by society at large. Given the possibility of western society, we can do it, so why don't we make each others lives comfortable. We CAN do it. Obviously, if you don't work and are ffd up, you don't deserve anything above survival, but if you work full time, you already make enough cash pure, that your boss can get all kinds of nice stuff, so you deserve a fair cut.
Two vacations and living like a human is minimum. That's my family business policy, and at least for now we are in business and employees are loyal. And we can afford like 3-4 vacations still, so it's doable. Maybe we could skin them more, but in the end, the trouble of constantly replacing employees would be a bigger hassle than just paying a fair share.
And morally, reading about people working full time and not affording basic living makes my blood boil.
"I know what's in my heart: Love, Freedom"
He barely got that out before breaking
"I was dirty on percs your honor."
Shane talking ticket sales high on molly is hilarious 😭😭😭😭
I’ve used mud-butt for so long before watching this. Tears in my eyes hearing “hot lava ass”
Not enough shane Gillis on the worldwide web.
Spot on
For sure not enough Bol to go around
Try Radio Dawgz?
truly.
@@wisterV my favorite episodes are that channel 👍
Big ups to my dawgs laying back in the cut.
Matt not knowing how light in space works while constantly trying to explain things like black holes is mind boggling
Oh my gosh youre so smart!!!!!
Is that what you were wanting? U a lameeeeeee
I like how understanding Matt is of Shane's ADHD when he admits he hasn't been listening to him
noticed that awhile ago. been waiting to see if i was alone and crazy
I don’t listen to him either. It’s exhausting
@@brutallyhonest123 that's kinda gay man
Matt's a real one, that's why
@@here7036 432hz changes a mfer
Matt's marriage got hit by the wedge
The wedge dude....the fuckin wedge
So proud to see how far my boys have come
Shane making them play Edmund Fitzgerald is absolutely nuts.
Wow, how great is our Paimon?
Hail Paimon!
chillchillchill
Hail him
Shhhh😂
Matt, you might be the most genuine person I’ve ever experienced. It makes me want to be more like that. It’s awesome, secret poddy all day baby
Hell yeah dude!!!! Youre awesome
The Shaman would be in his bag for episode 333.
If any one hasn’t seen the episode of Colum tyrrells podcast with Matt, it’s definitely worth checking out, they talk about Irish culture/history, Colums from Ireland if anyone doesn’t know him. Dudes pretty funny and the accent makes it that much better
Nobody cares colon
I try not to poison my mind with Gas digital welfare comedians but Matt talking Ireland sounds 👌
Link or it didn't happen
@John Briggs share the link for the dawgs
@@bh-0330 i don’t remember what podcast it was exactly hahah, i was on heroin back then, but i’m clean now, so i have no recollection of it lol, i tried looking for it but couldn’t find it
Standing in a cold shower screaming like you are going super saiyan
Feels good man
Matt calls it Super Cyan
Some good ol’ chicken noodle soup for the soul on this brisk eve
Does chicken noodle soup have serotonin in it?
@@shortycr89 *molly
Wow Shane looks like a Trans Aunt in that avi 🤣🤣
NOODERRRS
Mmmmmmmmmm
Shane takes Molly and starts noticing noises
Matt loves to mention how early he gets up
Dad flex
These two are so real and funny af. Thank you!
shane trying to describe light and matt reacting is still one of my favorite moments of all time.
“that’s a weird shape of a thing to snatch” god i love the way matt thinks
Gotta be careful with street drugs now, dude. Fenty is in everything. We cannot lose Shane, he's a national treasure.
I just found this podcast and am completely addicted. Go vas.
You still on the vas dude?
"ice teenis, frozen tundra teenis" I'm dead. Matt is the GOAT.
“I had vicious comedy MudButt for a week” 😆
One of the dawgs posted a clip from this so had to go back and watch. I knew there was a reason I gravitated to Matt so much 😂
He has a very calming presence
I would pay to hear a Matt and Shane cover of baby it's cold outside
There is actually a video of shane doing it with Karen margolis, I think it's real ass podcast or some other gas digital show.
“I had to do a continue” is the best euphemism for dealing with swampy ass
this is very shrek 1
33:11 damn the fact I’m also INFP & named Matt has given me new hope, praise Allah
6:43 vazz fart
8:04 matt’s dad used to vazz up
14:04 matt screaming in cold show
46:05 britanny frankensteining out of k hole at dentist
I need a crossover ep. Wife swap. Mcusker and spud pod / shane and Billy pod
Are you calling the Mccuskers wives? Comon man Billy's more of a child than a lady😓😁
Whats the other pod?
@@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 war mode
This was the sequel to American History X I needed
I feel Matt about the drug dealing guilt... its cool at the moment cuz your paying your bills on it but when you reflect on the drugs you sold and who you sold it to... you realize how much damage you caused and how you could of prevented it just by not participating in that act of evil.. I sold people dirty habits and I know the lives I helped ruin.... now I just try to be a good person and pray to god to forgive me for what I have done
I know this is an 8 month old comment but I totally understand what you mean. I never felt any guilt about it until my cousin and best friend in the world OD’d and passed away this year. My perspective has forever changed l. It’s tough
If you’re not selling drugs at 19 you’re super gay
@@2liter8valveABA Oops!
It sure does bring bad karma, try doing good deeds, it's the only way!
I wish I was Catholic, they get to be excused if they regret it truthfully.
Stoners straighten the table cloth in future, great show as always.
there's definitely heroin in Texas I went to prison for it 😂😂😂
Lmao
hahahaha fuckyeah man thats awesome
Heroin sounds pretty fun not gonna lie
@@chadgrov it's probably the greatest drug ever made but they ruined it with the fentanyl unfortunately now you just black out or die. Stay safe
😂😂😂
These guys are the best.... the PA comics are second to none
Matt in legend mode this ep
i desperately need to find the patreon follow up episode to this one. the number of parallels between matts story and my own past is blowing my mind... i know this is necro-posting on a 3-year-old video but im hoping somebody pulls thru for me. i have faith in the dawgz!
Fingerless gloves dude one of the most powerful garments of the 20th century
The "rootinst tootinist" may be the best shit I've ever heard.
Jay's Molly tolerance is wild hes deff done it 10 times in the past 2 months
"I know what it's like to be tired obviously, it's like that tired feeling"
I’m not sure why but Matt saying “the old Sylvester farm” has made me laugh harder than anything else.
Matt is the best thing ever out of the boarder town near P.A and Delaware
Matt really is the realest person out here fr
I've heard so much about this episode that I don't know if I'm ready to listen to it.
probably THEEE funniest moment, shane trying to explain why it's light here but dark in space. dude.
I'm a bae, and the vaz on the azz was the funniest part of the whole podcast.. butt talk is welcome. XD
The sword story is deff something out of its always sunny.
This episode is peak Matt
The Legend of the Shaman grew a lot in this one
Paused at 13:44, took a cold shower, might re-conquer Rome later
Matt’s been fly as hell for a long time. 432Hz ❤
We had king and the sting... now we have shaman and the dawg 🙏
The hetero vamp being like “you’d have to invite me in… and that would be gay” is such a hilarious concept
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald goes hard tho. Gordon Lightfoot is a goat
Someone just saying the word Molly gives me the kuh-kuh shivers and makes my arm hairs stand up on end. My body is definitely telling me to hang up the towel.
From one dawg to another, never try blow. 🤣
@@deeree1037 I’ve done way more then just try blow, I married it, let it babysit my kids, and divorced it again.
@@The_Brew_DogGawdddd. I can smell the gasoline in that comment. God speed dawg 🙏🏻😂
Love this episode, I used to smoke meth crack like it was going out of fashion, was sitting down by a creek for 9 hours just smoking crack in my car and then went home to my mum trying to act like I was just hungover and not absolutely peaking 😂😂
Holy shit dude hope you doing better dawg
I don't know why these guys don't have more subs
All i could think about was "Gator needs hit gat" when Matt was talking about his teenage years ha
This is HILARIOUS ! Laughed hard all episode! Keep up the Lord's work, men!
Listening to Matt say synthetic "Ca-Nab-a-Noid" instead of Cannabinoid makes my bird twitch. 51:57
The American conquest of Mexico / Texas I just heard a historian refer to as "The most successful case of territorial expansion in the modern world".
Here to revisit this classic
That’s exactly what I’m doing now.
@@void.dweller right on
"If you can bypass xanny addictions and crack addictions and like, you know, getting caught with tons of beasters, you make it to be the president eventually; you can."
Shane representing them Edmond Fitzgerald boys in the depths of Hollywood
Gold bond and Vaseline works like super glue and corn starch
“The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake it is said never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy”
Holy fuck i aint heard someone say "beasters" in forever. Matt is truly a shaman
Beasters as in low grade bud?
@juneack5848 haha i dont fully know how he was using it but back in my day it was middies low grade
Beasters was a little better and then you had some good headies or nugs or whatever people wanted to call it
That vaseline trick might change my life. What a podcast
Matt with the Chinese Water Joke 😂
Shout out to all my INFP’s out there
I'm glad Shane found his Bert
I laughed so hard at "frigid ice tenis" that I almost lost control of my car in a traffic circle. 🤣🤣🤣
How is Big J going to be a passive aggressive baby for 2 months about getting “dosed” with acid (and not even get high) and then do molly every weekend?
Cause those are 2 different drugs? And he was drugged, granted I don't like him but he has valid reasons lol
24:33 "i feel like the snowman in claymation christmas"
You gotta get the dual shower head adaptor man! Theyre relatively cheap.
Hell yea. Shane w the fresh cut tho!
M Gunther must look like shit if he went with the hat lol
Shot out to all my TEXAS DAWGZ!
The come down cast. gotta love it
2023 coming back to this gem
2024
“Light is a reflection… wait is this a trap?!?!” 🤣
Doesn’t matter now that winter’s basically over, but I normally go brown brahma work gloves kinda like Big Jay wears. I only cut the pointer finger, middle finger and thumb tip off to be able to smk and text without problems and they do still keep your hands warm. I work outside all the time and that’s my pro tip. Lol...
“aAaah get out of my mouth” matt killed it this ep.
I gotta try this vaseline thing
Honestly it works i do it and i swear by it when you got the pain ass
Olive oil soap is better and less gay, fats and oils in the soap and when you shower
I was watching this in bed high asf with my eyes closed and I thought someone took a photo of me sleeping at 1:11:38, jumped out of bed spooked a shit. Hahahaha
im sick so this is exactly what i needed
I might start vasin' up every day bro
The fact that matt was right about the asian sprayin the packs is insane😂