ep 333 The Book of Matt

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @HAMlLTON
    @HAMlLTON Год назад +652

    i wish matt truly knew how many people love him. he’s the fkn shaman

  • @Mostly.Peaceful
    @Mostly.Peaceful 3 года назад +1179

    Just realized Matt’s the white dude in every black comedians “crazy white guy” bit

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 3 года назад +509

    Randomly suggested by RUclips. This is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard lol

    • @DrJuiceMD
      @DrJuiceMD Год назад +30

      Gimme that algorithm

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies Год назад +41

      The only podcast that's just 2 dawgs talking. Not pushing politics or bullshit

    • @ThisNachoFriend
      @ThisNachoFriend Год назад +30

      Welcome to the dawg house

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler Год назад

      @@some-repliesyeah cuz they hide their racist ass comments as “jokes” so of course your pea brain doesn’t think it’s political

    • @SIMUL4CR4
      @SIMUL4CR4 Год назад +19

      Welcome, dawg.

  • @bh-0330
    @bh-0330 3 года назад +909

    Matt was really firing on all cylinders this one

    • @TheAwesomeboy00
      @TheAwesomeboy00 2 года назад +45

      definitely had to be on a stimmy

    • @NikolaiRogich
      @NikolaiRogich 2 года назад +29

      Yes however when Matt’s quiet angels cry

    • @baeo44
      @baeo44 Год назад +5

      All 4

    • @MountainPerson
      @MountainPerson Год назад +68

      At least 6 squares of dark chocolate

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK Год назад +19

      Lions mane, mane

  • @nickyale4220
    @nickyale4220 2 года назад +172

    Matt is truly the Shaman, he is all business no play clearly. It’s just so effortless for him it looks like all play. The only thing he was missing at this moment was the Shaman flute

  • @kggregorie
    @kggregorie 3 года назад +450

    "You were flying the funny business flag" 😆

    • @SGFTI
      @SGFTI 3 года назад +24

      The gays really hate when you refer to the rainbow flag that way.

    • @olmersh
      @olmersh 3 года назад +5

      I think it was david lucas

    • @kevinyount1653
      @kevinyount1653 3 года назад +5

      Fucking hilarious

    • @graydonlee07
      @graydonlee07 3 года назад +6

      "You'd have to let me in and that would be gay" was hilarious

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 года назад

      So so funny

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 3 года назад +153

    I had no idea Mat was a black man dipped in powered sugar #Respect

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 2 года назад +135

    The thought of Shane making a group of rollin evil hippies listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day. 🤣

  • @cronilogicaly
    @cronilogicaly 3 года назад +360

    Shane's eyes are getting smaller by the day and I love it

    • @Sean-no3zv
      @Sean-no3zv 3 года назад +81

      He’s got end stage chi-nee face

    • @Toreju7240
      @Toreju7240 3 года назад +4

      @McNutty geezer face shane

    • @MrJol420
      @MrJol420 3 года назад +15

      Penance

    • @familylivesmatters
      @familylivesmatters 3 года назад +33

      Shanese

    • @MoarMike
      @MoarMike 3 года назад +31

      @@Sean-no3zv Sir, please use the medical terminology. It's called Nooderitis

  • @PWS859
    @PWS859 Год назад +224

    "I couldn't be contained by a 9 to 5 you really think I'm gonna be on a slave plantation bro?" Is one of the wildest statements ever made on camera 🤣

    • @JayDizzle-hm9gg
      @JayDizzle-hm9gg 7 месяцев назад +3

      Mad Yeezy status

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 Месяц назад

      Let's just be honest. A 9-5 is only okay if you make enough cash to live nice and still afford two vacations per year.
      Anything less than that, you should strive to either get a pay rise, or change jobs.
      Like, living okay and getting two vacations per year shouldn't be a luxury, it should be the minimum, even for a Macdonald's employee who has worked 1+yrs.
      Living with 3-4 vacations and getting nice stuff is above the standard, that might not be achievable even if you work hard as a fry cook or streetsweeper or whatever.
      But, there are some standards, that should be maintained, not only by employee, or employer, but by society at large. Given the possibility of western society, we can do it, so why don't we make each others lives comfortable. We CAN do it. Obviously, if you don't work and are ffd up, you don't deserve anything above survival, but if you work full time, you already make enough cash pure, that your boss can get all kinds of nice stuff, so you deserve a fair cut.
      Two vacations and living like a human is minimum. That's my family business policy, and at least for now we are in business and employees are loyal. And we can afford like 3-4 vacations still, so it's doable. Maybe we could skin them more, but in the end, the trouble of constantly replacing employees would be a bigger hassle than just paying a fair share.
      And morally, reading about people working full time and not affording basic living makes my blood boil.

  • @elmergloo2611
    @elmergloo2611 3 года назад +85

    "I know what's in my heart: Love, Freedom"

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 3 года назад

      He barely got that out before breaking

  • @tinogarcia996
    @tinogarcia996 3 года назад +125

    "I was dirty on percs your honor."

  • @goodasgold89
    @goodasgold89 3 года назад +103

    Shane talking ticket sales high on molly is hilarious 😭😭😭😭

  • @darrelthomas8270
    @darrelthomas8270 2 года назад +55

    I’ve used mud-butt for so long before watching this. Tears in my eyes hearing “hot lava ass”

  • @summerbaby21
    @summerbaby21 3 года назад +223

    Not enough shane Gillis on the worldwide web.

  • @theDC4L
    @theDC4L 3 года назад +73

    Big ups to my dawgs laying back in the cut.

  • @D4nielP
    @D4nielP 2 года назад +45

    Matt not knowing how light in space works while constantly trying to explain things like black holes is mind boggling

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh my gosh youre so smart!!!!!
      Is that what you were wanting? U a lameeeeeee

  • @bodysnatcher7078
    @bodysnatcher7078 3 года назад +264

    I like how understanding Matt is of Shane's ADHD when he admits he hasn't been listening to him

    • @Knuckleheaded76
      @Knuckleheaded76 3 года назад +12

      noticed that awhile ago. been waiting to see if i was alone and crazy

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 3 года назад +10

      I don’t listen to him either. It’s exhausting

    • @Knuckleheaded76
      @Knuckleheaded76 3 года назад +37

      @@brutallyhonest123 that's kinda gay man

    • @here7036
      @here7036 3 года назад +67

      Matt's a real one, that's why

    • @bh-0330
      @bh-0330 3 года назад +6

      @@here7036 432hz changes a mfer

  • @benmeadors6799
    @benmeadors6799 3 года назад +71

    Matt's marriage got hit by the wedge

  • @jacobquick2173
    @jacobquick2173 3 года назад +47

    So proud to see how far my boys have come

  • @tedlast4896
    @tedlast4896 2 года назад +35

    Shane making them play Edmund Fitzgerald is absolutely nuts.

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 3 года назад +36

    Wow, how great is our Paimon?

  • @nathanboskoski
    @nathanboskoski 3 года назад +42

    Matt, you might be the most genuine person I’ve ever experienced. It makes me want to be more like that. It’s awesome, secret poddy all day baby

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 4 месяца назад

      Hell yeah dude!!!! Youre awesome

  • @deepfakedustin
    @deepfakedustin 11 месяцев назад +8

    The Shaman would be in his bag for episode 333.

  • @johnbriggs5751
    @johnbriggs5751 3 года назад +53

    If any one hasn’t seen the episode of Colum tyrrells podcast with Matt, it’s definitely worth checking out, they talk about Irish culture/history, Colums from Ireland if anyone doesn’t know him. Dudes pretty funny and the accent makes it that much better

    • @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
      @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 3 года назад +5

      Nobody cares colon

    • @ep5189
      @ep5189 3 года назад +13

      I try not to poison my mind with Gas digital welfare comedians but Matt talking Ireland sounds 👌

    • @TheTrueChuckNorris
      @TheTrueChuckNorris 2 года назад +1

      Link or it didn't happen

    • @bh-0330
      @bh-0330 2 года назад

      @John Briggs share the link for the dawgs

    • @johnbriggs5751
      @johnbriggs5751 2 года назад +3

      @@bh-0330 i don’t remember what podcast it was exactly hahah, i was on heroin back then, but i’m clean now, so i have no recollection of it lol, i tried looking for it but couldn’t find it

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 3 года назад +94

    Standing in a cold shower screaming like you are going super saiyan

  • @BigShaneGillis
    @BigShaneGillis 3 года назад +168

    Some good ol’ chicken noodle soup for the soul on this brisk eve

    • @shortycr89
      @shortycr89 3 года назад +8

      Does chicken noodle soup have serotonin in it?

    • @yurpndurpnslurpn
      @yurpndurpnslurpn 3 года назад +4

      @@shortycr89 *molly

    • @UnCleT215
      @UnCleT215 3 года назад +6

      Wow Shane looks like a Trans Aunt in that avi 🤣🤣

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 3 года назад +3

      NOODERRRS

    • @andrewprovost7208
      @andrewprovost7208 2 года назад

      Mmmmmmmmmm

  • @shortycr89
    @shortycr89 3 года назад +63

    Shane takes Molly and starts noticing noises

  • @mabboyz4lyf
    @mabboyz4lyf 3 года назад +34

    Matt loves to mention how early he gets up

  • @juneack5848
    @juneack5848 3 года назад +14

    These two are so real and funny af. Thank you!

  • @marshpw
    @marshpw 3 дня назад

    shane trying to describe light and matt reacting is still one of my favorite moments of all time.

  • @sammcdermott9210
    @sammcdermott9210 Год назад +5

    “that’s a weird shape of a thing to snatch” god i love the way matt thinks

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands Год назад +4

    Gotta be careful with street drugs now, dude. Fenty is in everything. We cannot lose Shane, he's a national treasure.

  • @bracksampson1
    @bracksampson1 3 года назад +13

    I just found this podcast and am completely addicted. Go vas.

  • @mistercrinkles
    @mistercrinkles 3 месяца назад +2

    "ice teenis, frozen tundra teenis" I'm dead. Matt is the GOAT.

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 3 года назад +26

    “I had vicious comedy MudButt for a week” 😆

  • @rekeembelac1684
    @rekeembelac1684 Год назад +7

    One of the dawgs posted a clip from this so had to go back and watch. I knew there was a reason I gravitated to Matt so much 😂

    • @lookdoug1516
      @lookdoug1516 Год назад +1

      He has a very calming presence

  • @verynice210
    @verynice210 3 года назад +27

    I would pay to hear a Matt and Shane cover of baby it's cold outside

    • @Dom-mw8gk
      @Dom-mw8gk 3 года назад

      There is actually a video of shane doing it with Karen margolis, I think it's real ass podcast or some other gas digital show.

  • @zachyouell6581
    @zachyouell6581 3 года назад +16

    “I had to do a continue” is the best euphemism for dealing with swampy ass

  • @mattnykamp
    @mattnykamp 3 года назад +15

    this is very shrek 1

  • @laughinghyena999
    @laughinghyena999 Год назад +8

    33:11 damn the fact I’m also INFP & named Matt has given me new hope, praise Allah

  • @willflint46
    @willflint46 5 месяцев назад +2

    6:43 vazz fart
    8:04 matt’s dad used to vazz up
    14:04 matt screaming in cold show
    46:05 britanny frankensteining out of k hole at dentist

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 3 года назад +38

    I need a crossover ep. Wife swap. Mcusker and spud pod / shane and Billy pod

    • @Nieieieee
      @Nieieieee 3 года назад +3

      Are you calling the Mccuskers wives? Comon man Billy's more of a child than a lady😓😁

    • @BIGMONEYPLAYER1
      @BIGMONEYPLAYER1 3 года назад +1

      Whats the other pod?

    • @charleserickson3499
      @charleserickson3499 3 года назад +2

      @@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 war mode

  • @shapes4893
    @shapes4893 3 года назад +22

    This was the sequel to American History X I needed

  • @bodysnatcher7078
    @bodysnatcher7078 3 года назад +12

    I feel Matt about the drug dealing guilt... its cool at the moment cuz your paying your bills on it but when you reflect on the drugs you sold and who you sold it to... you realize how much damage you caused and how you could of prevented it just by not participating in that act of evil.. I sold people dirty habits and I know the lives I helped ruin.... now I just try to be a good person and pray to god to forgive me for what I have done

    • @2liter8valveABA
      @2liter8valveABA 3 года назад +3

      I know this is an 8 month old comment but I totally understand what you mean. I never felt any guilt about it until my cousin and best friend in the world OD’d and passed away this year. My perspective has forever changed l. It’s tough

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад

      If you’re not selling drugs at 19 you’re super gay

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +3

      @@2liter8valveABA Oops!

    • @Woody13woodpecker
      @Woody13woodpecker 7 месяцев назад

      It sure does bring bad karma, try doing good deeds, it's the only way!
      I wish I was Catholic, they get to be excused if they regret it truthfully.

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад +24

    Stoners straighten the table cloth in future, great show as always.

  • @sunnymedia6789
    @sunnymedia6789 3 года назад +111

    there's definitely heroin in Texas I went to prison for it 😂😂😂

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @mhyrr999
      @mhyrr999 2 года назад +8

      hahahaha fuckyeah man thats awesome

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +6

      Heroin sounds pretty fun not gonna lie

    • @iaminvisible2889
      @iaminvisible2889 2 года назад

      @@chadgrov it's probably the greatest drug ever made but they ruined it with the fentanyl unfortunately now you just black out or die. Stay safe

    • @sandworm9528
      @sandworm9528 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Ron4president09
    @Ron4president09 3 года назад +4

    These guys are the best.... the PA comics are second to none

  • @tomh.7895
    @tomh.7895 3 года назад +19

    Matt in legend mode this ep

  • @natehinxman9050
    @natehinxman9050 5 дней назад

    i desperately need to find the patreon follow up episode to this one. the number of parallels between matts story and my own past is blowing my mind... i know this is necro-posting on a 3-year-old video but im hoping somebody pulls thru for me. i have faith in the dawgz!

  • @tunghansen7260
    @tunghansen7260 2 года назад +5

    Fingerless gloves dude one of the most powerful garments of the 20th century

  • @thomdrolet2624
    @thomdrolet2624 2 года назад +8

    The "rootinst tootinist" may be the best shit I've ever heard.

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 3 года назад +15

    Jay's Molly tolerance is wild hes deff done it 10 times in the past 2 months

  • @bigol9223
    @bigol9223 3 года назад +5

    "I know what it's like to be tired obviously, it's like that tired feeling"

  • @joeshmoe1293
    @joeshmoe1293 Год назад +2

    I’m not sure why but Matt saying “the old Sylvester farm” has made me laugh harder than anything else.

  • @tunghansen7260
    @tunghansen7260 2 года назад +4

    Matt is the best thing ever out of the boarder town near P.A and Delaware

  • @svnsnt
    @svnsnt 4 месяца назад +1

    Matt really is the realest person out here fr

  • @Blakesmusic72826
    @Blakesmusic72826 Год назад +2

    I've heard so much about this episode that I don't know if I'm ready to listen to it.

  • @marshpw
    @marshpw Год назад +1

    probably THEEE funniest moment, shane trying to explain why it's light here but dark in space. dude.

  • @suzysmash3560
    @suzysmash3560 3 года назад +10

    I'm a bae, and the vaz on the azz was the funniest part of the whole podcast.. butt talk is welcome. XD

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 3 года назад +5

    The sword story is deff something out of its always sunny.

  • @mellpear4773
    @mellpear4773 9 месяцев назад +1

    This episode is peak Matt
    The Legend of the Shaman grew a lot in this one

  • @red-s5e
    @red-s5e 2 года назад +5

    Paused at 13:44, took a cold shower, might re-conquer Rome later

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ie Месяц назад

    Matt’s been fly as hell for a long time. 432Hz ❤

  • @didgeriedont7073
    @didgeriedont7073 Год назад +2

    We had king and the sting... now we have shaman and the dawg 🙏

  • @KrustyKrabbzy
    @KrustyKrabbzy 9 месяцев назад +1

    The hetero vamp being like “you’d have to invite me in… and that would be gay” is such a hilarious concept

  • @JoeyTheShmo
    @JoeyTheShmo Год назад +5

    The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald goes hard tho. Gordon Lightfoot is a goat

  • @The_Brew_Dog
    @The_Brew_Dog 2 года назад +3

    Someone just saying the word Molly gives me the kuh-kuh shivers and makes my arm hairs stand up on end. My body is definitely telling me to hang up the towel.

    • @deeree1037
      @deeree1037 2 года назад +1

      From one dawg to another, never try blow. 🤣

    • @The_Brew_Dog
      @The_Brew_Dog 2 года назад

      @@deeree1037 I’ve done way more then just try blow, I married it, let it babysit my kids, and divorced it again.

    • @deeree1037
      @deeree1037 2 года назад +1

      @@The_Brew_DogGawdddd. I can smell the gasoline in that comment. God speed dawg 🙏🏻😂

  • @pat4711
    @pat4711 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love this episode, I used to smoke meth crack like it was going out of fashion, was sitting down by a creek for 9 hours just smoking crack in my car and then went home to my mum trying to act like I was just hungover and not absolutely peaking 😂😂

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 Месяц назад

      Holy shit dude hope you doing better dawg

  • @00eaugallie
    @00eaugallie 3 года назад +3

    I don't know why these guys don't have more subs

  • @curtiswellborn23
    @curtiswellborn23 5 месяцев назад +1

    All i could think about was "Gator needs hit gat" when Matt was talking about his teenage years ha

  • @JaysWave75
    @JaysWave75 3 года назад +3

    This is HILARIOUS ! Laughed hard all episode! Keep up the Lord's work, men!

  • @thetragicschoolbuspodcast
    @thetragicschoolbuspodcast 2 года назад +5

    Listening to Matt say synthetic "Ca-Nab-a-Noid" instead of Cannabinoid makes my bird twitch. 51:57

  • @judgeholden6761
    @judgeholden6761 Год назад +2

    The American conquest of Mexico / Texas I just heard a historian refer to as "The most successful case of territorial expansion in the modern world".

  • @Henry-kv7zl
    @Henry-kv7zl Год назад +4

    Here to revisit this classic

    • @void.dweller
      @void.dweller Год назад

      That’s exactly what I’m doing now.

    • @Henry-kv7zl
      @Henry-kv7zl Год назад

      @@void.dweller right on

  • @wadeq926
    @wadeq926 Год назад +2

    "If you can bypass xanny addictions and crack addictions and like, you know, getting caught with tons of beasters, you make it to be the president eventually; you can."

  • @michaels8297
    @michaels8297 Год назад +1

    Shane representing them Edmond Fitzgerald boys in the depths of Hollywood

  • @aidansyracuse3338
    @aidansyracuse3338 3 года назад +2

    Gold bond and Vaseline works like super glue and corn starch

  • @bgillett72
    @bgillett72 3 года назад +2

    “The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
    The lake it is said never gives up her dead
    when the skies of November turn gloomy”

  • @THEbudsmail
    @THEbudsmail Год назад +2

    Holy fuck i aint heard someone say "beasters" in forever. Matt is truly a shaman

    • @juneack5848
      @juneack5848 11 месяцев назад

      Beasters as in low grade bud?

    • @THEbudsmail
      @THEbudsmail 10 месяцев назад

      @juneack5848 haha i dont fully know how he was using it but back in my day it was middies low grade
      Beasters was a little better and then you had some good headies or nugs or whatever people wanted to call it

  • @utstutstu
    @utstutstu 3 года назад +13

    That vaseline trick might change my life. What a podcast

  • @helloimalexander
    @helloimalexander 2 года назад +4

    Matt with the Chinese Water Joke 😂

  • @hunterjessup
    @hunterjessup 2 месяца назад

    Shout out to all my INFP’s out there

  • @AlexLarkins-i8p
    @AlexLarkins-i8p 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'm glad Shane found his Bert

  • @ericachacon8337
    @ericachacon8337 15 дней назад

    I laughed so hard at "frigid ice tenis" that I almost lost control of my car in a traffic circle. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NZand
    @NZand 3 года назад +3

    How is Big J going to be a passive aggressive baby for 2 months about getting “dosed” with acid (and not even get high) and then do molly every weekend?

    • @mandolorian162
      @mandolorian162 2 года назад

      Cause those are 2 different drugs? And he was drugged, granted I don't like him but he has valid reasons lol

  • @Eazyjaypee
    @Eazyjaypee Год назад +3

    24:33 "i feel like the snowman in claymation christmas"

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 Год назад +2

    You gotta get the dual shower head adaptor man! Theyre relatively cheap.

  • @mgunther1314
    @mgunther1314 3 года назад +6

    Hell yea. Shane w the fresh cut tho!

    • @GanzAndere7
      @GanzAndere7 3 года назад

      M Gunther must look like shit if he went with the hat lol

  • @Anon-yl7dl
    @Anon-yl7dl 3 года назад +1

    Shot out to all my TEXAS DAWGZ!

  • @horndog4729
    @horndog4729 3 года назад +3

    The come down cast. gotta love it

  • @brettsharp2839
    @brettsharp2839 Год назад

    2023 coming back to this gem

  • @shroom_Plume
    @shroom_Plume 3 года назад +3

    “Light is a reflection… wait is this a trap?!?!” 🤣

  • @JollyCarver83
    @JollyCarver83 3 года назад

    Doesn’t matter now that winter’s basically over, but I normally go brown brahma work gloves kinda like Big Jay wears. I only cut the pointer finger, middle finger and thumb tip off to be able to smk and text without problems and they do still keep your hands warm. I work outside all the time and that’s my pro tip. Lol...

  • @keithb_3
    @keithb_3 Год назад +3

    “aAaah get out of my mouth” matt killed it this ep.

  • @resmarted
    @resmarted 3 года назад +24

    I gotta try this vaseline thing

    • @tomwelshshore
      @tomwelshshore 2 года назад +4

      Honestly it works i do it and i swear by it when you got the pain ass

    • @orlog3343
      @orlog3343 Год назад

      Olive oil soap is better and less gay, fats and oils in the soap and when you shower

  • @MasonRegal
    @MasonRegal 2 месяца назад +1

    I was watching this in bed high asf with my eyes closed and I thought someone took a photo of me sleeping at 1:11:38, jumped out of bed spooked a shit. Hahahaha

  • @blaisemurillo5963
    @blaisemurillo5963 Год назад

    im sick so this is exactly what i needed

  • @stefanmironov6405
    @stefanmironov6405 3 года назад +3

    I might start vasin' up every day bro

  • @BrandonBuckinghamClipss
    @BrandonBuckinghamClipss 2 месяца назад

    The fact that matt was right about the asian sprayin the packs is insane😂