My wife and I were on a ghost tour of an old prison in Charleston, SC and at one point the tour guide turned off the lights and the group was completely silent. I ripped the loudest fart during the silence and tried to blame it on the ghosts after some bad reviews came in.
The "Truck Joke" is a trucker is taking a short cut through a neighborhood and ends up hitting a kid on his bike. He feels bad the kid is fine but his bike is ruined. He can't have a kid in the cab because that would look bad so he has him go into the trailer which is a shipment of bowling balls. A mile down the road the truck gets pulled over the cop asks for all the normal information all checks out so he asks to check the cargo. Driver says of course the cop opens the back immediately closes it and turns ghost white walks up to the cab throws all the paperwork at the driver and yells get the fuck out of here! After a few miles in the cruiser the partner of the officer that checked the trailer finally just asks what is wrong what did you see. Then he says the eggs line and one had already done hatched and stole a bike.
How does this have so little views and comments? I actually love it and feels like us dawgz still have some semi-hidden heaters. These low view classics are our Dead Sea Scrolls of mssp.
0:58:00 Matt trying to get through a joke or story while giggling always gets me 1:08:20 the Indiana Jones reference hits different after having just seen an Indy movie
The boyz put out a new cast AND Sammy Hyde finally puts out Jaihoo’s Trip to the future after 6 years of waiting. This is going to make my 12 hour over-night shift with only 4 hours of sleep almost worth it.
i gave a pee-test full of handsoap and water once cuz I had to buy a day or two to retest.. They called back and said it was spoiled.. the soap looked like a bug gooey floater haha
My wife and I were on a ghost tour of an old prison in Charleston, SC and at one point the tour guide turned off the lights and the group was completely silent. I ripped the loudest fart during the silence and tried to blame it on the ghosts after some bad reviews came in.
“After some bad reviews came in” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭
That one got me too! 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaaa nice!
I took that tour, hey those cells stink now, thanks a lot pal...
The t-shirt over the gamer chair because the fake leather makes you sweat extra is a classic fat gamer move. Respect.
Thats hilarious.
😂
Gotta have it 😂😂
Matt is severely underrated as a comedian in my insignificant opinion.
Nah... Not at all.. hes cringy actualy
@@sgt-savagepritchett7729 begone faul daemon
Matt is a severely Autistic perfectly rated comedian.
@@LeFaisDoDo begone "foul demon". Spell better smart guy
You’re not insignificant bro. You’re everything you could ever dream of being
Damn is it encouraging as hell to know there are ppl who think and laugh about the same types of things as i do. Glad to have you dawgs!
it's almost like having real friends
I often laugh at the idea of the Santa Barbara dawgs randomly meeting, the mix would for sure be surprising 🌅
DONIMOS 🤙
I've been a truck driver for 15 years and you guys fucking kill me every time you talk about us. 🤣🤣😅
chris phfile?
Gillis rocks the 5 year olds haircut
The "Truck Joke" is a trucker is taking a short cut through a neighborhood and ends up hitting a kid on his bike. He feels bad the kid is fine but his bike is ruined. He can't have a kid in the cab because that would look bad so he has him go into the trailer which is a shipment of bowling balls. A mile down the road the truck gets pulled over the cop asks for all the normal information all checks out so he asks to check the cargo. Driver says of course the cop opens the back immediately closes it and turns ghost white walks up to the cab throws all the paperwork at the driver and yells get the fuck out of here! After a few miles in the cruiser the partner of the officer that checked the trailer finally just asks what is wrong what did you see. Then he says the eggs line and one had already done hatched and stole a bike.
The whistling on the quiet plain has been answered. The sacrifice worked. Dawgs unite
The sage, the magi, the warrior and the monk all listen when Shaman McCusky speaks…
Fortuna. Spin your wheel upon us.
How does this have so little views and comments? I actually love it and feels like us dawgz still have some semi-hidden heaters. These low view classics are our Dead Sea Scrolls of mssp.
Dead Sea scrolls are the first 100
Shane took the nose probe. He’s fully compromised.
Heeeeyo
@@imavileone7360 my N
They gave me a deep nasal probe for my Covid test and said “sometimes people bleed from this.”
@@TonsMoreCowbelligga
@@wisterVi got a deviated schnoz like our dawgz…. they hit me in the bad nostril and pulled out a used tampy
13:48 Anytime Shane talks about droppin piles... my fuckin head hurts from laughing so hard
I heard Matt's panflute on the midsummer nights breeze, the master shamans call. you goddamn beautiful dawgz are true patriots and beautiful souls
Damn releasing a poddy right when LOS starts. Vice prez is wild
And Rogies on Skeptic with Prez.
He's the President now.
I always release a potty when LOS starts
bless the lord for this daily cast.
i like shane’s haircut
Perfect Big Body Tard
HaHa read this right after I made my comment above
This is my 1st MSSP episode, and I have to say, Matt and Shane have amazing chemistry and are pros at riffing off eachother. Give them a show.
This is the show
@@andrewcarey6116 you roasted him
I love the shoutout to Joseph carter the mink man
These kids are 10 out of 10 funny.
Mcglosky & Grillis
Matt sucks and drivels out Dude every damn sentence
@@field369 don't be a gray fragget
It is what it is, cuz
There’s a RUclips channel of a dude that shoots rats with a co2 pellet gun and night vision scope. It’s badass man
Shane looks like the Michelin man who turned into a human after a wish
You've forever made me giggle whenever I see michelin gillis
tires
Damn
Holy fuck that's funny xD
A Christmas Miracle
0:58:00 Matt trying to get through a joke or story while giggling always gets me
1:08:20 the Indiana Jones reference hits different after having just seen an Indy movie
It says something about my sense of humour that the funniest line for me was Shane's "farting is slightly uncouth" haha.
Praise be.
To thee..
i love the smoked ham in the middle of the table. makes me hungry
P sure that's a salt rock homie. You know Matt loves the minerals and crystals
You may need glasses homie
He’s so high he thinks a giant rock is a ham…….the munchies have taken over his eyes 😂😂😂
@@biggrocc19found the dumb doper
You can't tell me that Shane starring in a Kenny Powers prequel wouldn't be so Shrek 1. Woo.
Is the salt lamp growing?
The boys keeping up with watering it, surely it’s helping.
With natty light and dip spit
The lululemon bit seriously had me tearing up! 😂😂😂
Nice one chuckie
The log splitter bit at the end had me laughing like an insane person
how great is our god
lol, Matt lying about why he actually lies.
Dude... girls logging out almost killed me 😂🤣😂
The only podcast where guests hinder the quality of
I’m forever calling thongs “log-splitters” now 🤣🤣🤣
I demolished a box of cinnamon toast crunch and had horse dumps for like 3 days last week
Shane talking about the mink man is amazing. Love joe😂
Shane stole Dragula valor NEVER FORGET
Hot cast dropping on a Monday? How great is our god
2k likes thats absurd this is the best pod on yt
Wait, that wasn't you who kept playing Dragula at T.G.I Friday's?!
Being from NW Indiana Lake County Gary is a No Go Zone.
The homeless guy who thought he was a ghost put me out😭😭
not true bro i like drinking hot coffees during the summer and i get heat for it
Yea dude, I get flak for coffee in the summer.
“It’s been uncorked dumps” lmao
Nothing better than dropping turd mountains. The sense of pride "I made this" is about as good as what ladies feel post child birth
It's a shame to flush such a beautiful creation down the toilet but so is the way of life that nothing ever lasts
@flowerasteroid6241 that's why I take pictures and post them on Facebook. Close family and friends need to know
Matt’s wildlife knowledge is…….enlightening. Bear family!
Dropping piles is the best part 😂
"Tech-knuckle" is one of my favorite McCuskerisms
i dont think ive ever laughed harder towards the end of a podcast
I LOVE JOSHEPH CARTER the mink man bin all about it for years lol have you seen raptor his monitor ....crazy shit lol
I love the mink man too
Thong as a log splitter was great Matt… thank you
That log bit had my ribs aching 😂
One of the best episodes I’ve seen yet
Shane looking dapper
Love the christmas decorations
Matt’s Adam driver impression isn’t bad
Those minks are badass! They stay murkin rats!
4:30 gotta get into falconry specifically with the American kestrel fire lil fella
the salt rock lamp is sucking the fat out of Shane's body. change my mind.
As a Hoosier let me say an "Indiana Jury" is everybody's worst nightmare
Shout out Fort Wayne! Lol
The boyz put out a new cast AND Sammy Hyde finally puts out Jaihoo’s Trip to the future after 6 years of waiting. This is going to make my 12 hour over-night shift with only 4 hours of sleep almost worth it.
Bro what do you mean 6 years of waiting? It’s on MDE’s youtube
@@TheSneakyDingus The short story came out years ago as a live broadcast. I’ve been waiting for the illustrated novel version to come out
Holy fuck, worlds collide. Long time mink watcher here, only dude I've ever seen grab a rat
My dad is big into rat hunter YT
RIP Nascar and #3 Dale Earnhardt The Intimidator. The pretty much died same day in my eyes.
Bowlwinder.
Classic.
Ticonderoga reference was very subtle
first minutes of this is gold
The Minks on the killing frenzy youtube channel is good entertainment
I just discovered this podcast. Fucking love it !
Fiber slaps
Matt’s Mike Tyson impression sounds like John F. Kennedy
Wow that Iranian was right
1:02:10 Lema Dunkums is way funnier than it has any business being
Insane time accuracy there it was an hour to the second
Fishers would be way more effective than minks at executing the homeless
So dope I’m tucking back here to comment again
Shout out to Cash. Best Janitor at Elon
Goddamn I’m bout to buy the patron young Booker T is back
I love how the subtitles say lean mcdonalds when uncle gillards says leana dumns
Legitimately crying at the hour marker. Don’t exit out too early😭😂
From 14:00 - 20:00 is some quality fucking banter 😂😂
He provides..
“A big bowlwinder”, 🤣😂😂😂
Barber: So what are we looking at today?.....Shane: Come mon, you know I want the far right cut.
Lol at first I thought Matt started by announcing a silent fart lol I'm dumb 😂
Update comment: hold up, you’re NOT allowed to blow your nose in restaurant napkins???
The bowling ball joke is hilarious
Matt they have the free test on Friday and Wednesday on 57 Lindbergh next to bartram village
Top tier ep for sure 😂
Just found out I shouldn't be blowing my nose at the table.
Looking like that Salt Life is catching up with O'Gillis!!
"You can do either or, it's super aggressive to pee and spy"
Matt plays a Himalayan Salt Flute
Hell yeah when they laugh we mad
Imma listen to this while I get ready for work in the morning
3 the hard way. What up dawgz
36:04 how the Wild West was conquered. HISTORY do not lie
i gave a pee-test full of handsoap and water once cuz I had to buy a day or two to retest.. They called back and said it was spoiled.. the soap looked like a bug gooey floater haha
Bowlwinder 😂😂😂😂
Sup dawgz
just spat milk out my nose at log cutter 😭
56:50-end - love the turd talk
Glad to see Shane's on the mink kick