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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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    00:01:50 -Peep n Pee
    00:04:10 -The mink and I
    00:07:15 -Hitting the candy bar
    00:09:30 -Iranian selfswab
    00:13:20 -Pure horse piles
    00:14:55 -Iranian dr vaccine talk
    00:17:15 -Bowl Winders and gay pleasures
    00:20:00 -Rap makes me sad !
    00:24:00 -Cock Hero III: Legends of Cock
    00:27:25 -Crouching Tiger: Homeless Fist
    00:36:00 -The homeless need to give martians whatfor
    00:37:50 -Matt the Rat?
    00:43:20 -Rogue truckers in the scene
    00:49:00 -The REAL Stoner Dads
    00:52:00 -Rude boiz
    00: 57:00 -Butt play baes
    01:01:30 -Lima Dumpkums
    01:03:20 -NEW SKETCH SHOW COMING OUT TOMORROW MAYBE
    01:04:40 -Stress Factory in New Jersey this weekend and watch out for Stoner Dads
    01:06:00 -Gay fibs
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  • @jordancsyracuse1241
    @jordancsyracuse1241 3 года назад +319

    My wife and I were on a ghost tour of an old prison in Charleston, SC and at one point the tour guide turned off the lights and the group was completely silent. I ripped the loudest fart during the silence and tried to blame it on the ghosts after some bad reviews came in.

    • @zackjohnson4399
      @zackjohnson4399 3 года назад +67

      “After some bad reviews came in” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @kylesage2046
      @kylesage2046 2 года назад +8

      That one got me too! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 9 месяцев назад

      Hahaaa nice!

    • @Eli_B3000
      @Eli_B3000 6 месяцев назад +3

      I took that tour, hey those cells stink now, thanks a lot pal...

  • @gunshow86de
    @gunshow86de 3 года назад +440

    The t-shirt over the gamer chair because the fake leather makes you sweat extra is a classic fat gamer move. Respect.

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 года назад +357

    Matt is severely underrated as a comedian in my insignificant opinion.

    • @sgt-savagepritchett7729
      @sgt-savagepritchett7729 2 года назад +8

      Nah... Not at all.. hes cringy actualy

    • @LeFaisDoDo
      @LeFaisDoDo 2 года назад +81

      @@sgt-savagepritchett7729 begone faul daemon

    • @brennancrane6822
      @brennancrane6822 2 года назад

      Matt is a severely Autistic perfectly rated comedian.

    • @sgt-savagepritchett7729
      @sgt-savagepritchett7729 2 года назад

      @@LeFaisDoDo begone "foul demon". Spell better smart guy

    • @bonkerzisgood
      @bonkerzisgood 2 года назад +26

      You’re not insignificant bro. You’re everything you could ever dream of being

  • @mopmanfloyd8308
    @mopmanfloyd8308 3 года назад +136

    Damn is it encouraging as hell to know there are ppl who think and laugh about the same types of things as i do. Glad to have you dawgs!

    • @theodorefischer22
      @theodorefischer22 2 года назад +40

      it's almost like having real friends

    • @SoBayK80
      @SoBayK80 2 года назад +5

      I often laugh at the idea of the Santa Barbara dawgs randomly meeting, the mix would for sure be surprising 🌅

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 11 месяцев назад +1

      DONIMOS 🤙

  • @chrispcream5905
    @chrispcream5905 3 года назад +36

    I've been a truck driver for 15 years and you guys fucking kill me every time you talk about us. 🤣🤣😅

  • @RoMaldinoh10
    @RoMaldinoh10 3 года назад +137

    Gillis rocks the 5 year olds haircut

  • @treybrown3798
    @treybrown3798 3 года назад +79

    The whistling on the quiet plain has been answered. The sacrifice worked. Dawgs unite

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 года назад +5

      The sage, the magi, the warrior and the monk all listen when Shaman McCusky speaks…

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 19 дней назад

      Fortuna. Spin your wheel upon us.

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 2 года назад +25

    13:48 Anytime Shane talks about droppin piles... my fuckin head hurts from laughing so hard

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 3 года назад +115

    Shane took the nose probe. He’s fully compromised.

    • @imavileone7360
      @imavileone7360 3 года назад +1

      Heeeeyo

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 3 года назад +6

      @@imavileone7360 my N

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 года назад +3

      They gave me a deep nasal probe for my Covid test and said “sometimes people bleed from this.”

    • @renehernandez1153
      @renehernandez1153 3 месяца назад

      @@TonsMoreCowbelligga

  • @tomosmansounds
    @tomosmansounds 3 года назад +13

    It says something about my sense of humour that the funniest line for me was Shane's "farting is slightly uncouth" haha.

  • @DanCampbellKneecaps
    @DanCampbellKneecaps 3 года назад +18

    I love the shoutout to Joseph carter the mink man

  • @cronilogicaly
    @cronilogicaly 3 года назад +130

    Shane looks like the Michelin man who turned into a human after a wish

  • @rockinrandy4428
    @rockinrandy4428 2 года назад +13

    I heard Matt's panflute on the midsummer nights breeze, the master shamans call. you goddamn beautiful dawgz are true patriots and beautiful souls

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 3 года назад +20

    This is my 1st MSSP episode, and I have to say, Matt and Shane have amazing chemistry and are pros at riffing off eachother. Give them a show.

  • @nwr477
    @nwr477 3 года назад +43

    Damn releasing a poddy right when LOS starts. Vice prez is wild

    • @Johnny1.0
      @Johnny1.0 3 года назад +2

      And Rogies on Skeptic with Prez.

    • @xThePsychoNautx
      @xThePsychoNautx 3 года назад +2

      He's the President now.

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 3 года назад

      I always release a potty when LOS starts

  • @johansanchez101
    @johansanchez101 3 года назад +16

    Praise be.

  • @jonlamontagne
    @jonlamontagne 2 года назад +20

    The "Truck Joke" is a trucker is taking a short cut through a neighborhood and ends up hitting a kid on his bike. He feels bad the kid is fine but his bike is ruined. He can't have a kid in the cab because that would look bad so he has him go into the trailer which is a shipment of bowling balls. A mile down the road the truck gets pulled over the cop asks for all the normal information all checks out so he asks to check the cargo. Driver says of course the cop opens the back immediately closes it and turns ghost white walks up to the cab throws all the paperwork at the driver and yells get the fuck out of here! After a few miles in the cruiser the partner of the officer that checked the trailer finally just asks what is wrong what did you see. Then he says the eggs line and one had already done hatched and stole a bike.

  • @frankrizzo2949
    @frankrizzo2949 3 года назад +75

    These kids are 10 out of 10 funny.
    Mcglosky & Grillis

    • @field369
      @field369 2 года назад

      Matt sucks and drivels out Dude every damn sentence

    • @jeremewilson4690
      @jeremewilson4690 2 года назад +1

      @@field369 don't be a gray fragget

    • @aaronwait4144
      @aaronwait4144 Год назад

      It is what it is, cuz

  • @austinmanuel500
    @austinmanuel500 5 месяцев назад +3

    How does this have so little views and comments? I actually love it and feels like us dawgz still have some semi-hidden heaters. These low view classics are our Dead Sea Scrolls of mssp.

  • @awesomesauce1081
    @awesomesauce1081 3 года назад +18

    The lululemon bit seriously had me tearing up! 😂😂😂

  • @victoriah5397
    @victoriah5397 3 года назад +42

    bless the lord for this daily cast.
    i like shane’s haircut

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 3 года назад +1

      Perfect Big Body Tard

    • @cosmovedder1354
      @cosmovedder1354 3 года назад

      HaHa read this right after I made my comment above

  • @briana656
    @briana656 3 года назад +24

    Is the salt lamp growing?

    • @coolerman_13
      @coolerman_13 3 года назад +7

      The boys keeping up with watering it, surely it’s helping.

    • @oblivionrefugee
      @oblivionrefugee 3 года назад +1

      With natty light and dip spit

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 3 года назад +6

    Dude... girls logging out almost killed me 😂🤣😂

  • @opticalcanine
    @opticalcanine 2 года назад +13

    The log splitter bit at the end had me laughing like an insane person

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 3 года назад +17

    i love the smoked ham in the middle of the table. makes me hungry

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 2 года назад +2

      P sure that's a salt rock homie. You know Matt loves the minerals and crystals

    • @user-mz5mp2ft4x
      @user-mz5mp2ft4x Год назад +1

      You may need glasses homie

    • @cdr861532
      @cdr861532 3 месяца назад

      He’s so high he thinks a giant rock is a ham…….the munchies have taken over his eyes 😂😂😂

    • @socialxperiment3162
      @socialxperiment3162 Месяц назад

      @@biggrocc19found the dumb doper

  • @sixburgh64ss
    @sixburgh64ss 3 года назад +10

    You can't tell me that Shane starring in a Kenny Powers prequel wouldn't be so Shrek 1. Woo.

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:58:00 Matt trying to get through a joke or story while giggling always gets me
    1:08:20 the Indiana Jones reference hits different after having just seen an Indy movie

  • @Scrub_Jake
    @Scrub_Jake 2 года назад +21

    I’m forever calling thongs “log-splitters” now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @getthepapersgetthepapers
    @getthepapersgetthepapers 3 года назад +8

    Where we at time-wise?

  • @alexandersen1072
    @alexandersen1072 6 месяцев назад +1

    I demolished a box of cinnamon toast crunch and had horse dumps for like 3 days last week

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 3 года назад +12

    lol, Matt lying about why he actually lies.

  • @1990Co
    @1990Co Год назад +3

    There’s a RUclips channel of a dude that shoots rats with a co2 pellet gun and night vision scope. It’s badass man

  • @adventureswithjonny87
    @adventureswithjonny87 3 года назад +11

    how great is our god

  • @NZand
    @NZand 3 года назад +5

    The boyz put out a new cast AND Sammy Hyde finally puts out Jaihoo’s Trip to the future after 6 years of waiting. This is going to make my 12 hour over-night shift with only 4 hours of sleep almost worth it.

    • @tylerlemm9108
      @tylerlemm9108 3 года назад

      Bro what do you mean 6 years of waiting? It’s on MDE’s youtube

    • @NZand
      @NZand 3 года назад

      @@tylerlemm9108 The short story came out years ago as a live broadcast. I’ve been waiting for the illustrated novel version to come out

  • @coryhueske5245
    @coryhueske5245 Год назад +2

    Shane talking about the mink man is amazing. Love joe😂

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 3 года назад +6

    Nothing better than dropping turd mountains. The sense of pride "I made this" is about as good as what ladies feel post child birth

    • @flowerasteroid6241
      @flowerasteroid6241 9 месяцев назад

      It's a shame to flush such a beautiful creation down the toilet but so is the way of life that nothing ever lasts

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 9 месяцев назад

      @flowerasteroid6241 that's why I take pictures and post them on Facebook. Close family and friends need to know

  • @peytonpuplava4290
    @peytonpuplava4290 2 года назад +1

    Being from NW Indiana Lake County Gary is a No Go Zone.

  • @gibbson90
    @gibbson90 3 года назад +3

    Shane stole Dragula valor NEVER FORGET

  • @420NotSure88
    @420NotSure88 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wait, that wasn't you who kept playing Dragula at T.G.I Friday's?!

  • @jake423
    @jake423 3 года назад +7

    not true bro i like drinking hot coffees during the summer and i get heat for it

    • @coolerman_13
      @coolerman_13 3 года назад

      Yea dude, I get flak for coffee in the summer.

  • @joshuggah1
    @joshuggah1 3 года назад +5

    Hot cast dropping on a Monday? How great is our god

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 3 года назад +10

    the salt rock lamp is sucking the fat out of Shane's body. change my mind.

  • @andycapp9669
    @andycapp9669 3 года назад +4

    I LOVE JOSHEPH CARTER the mink man bin all about it for years lol have you seen raptor his monitor ....crazy shit lol

  • @devinleonsmith
    @devinleonsmith 3 года назад +5

    Barber: So what are we looking at today?.....Shane: Come mon, you know I want the far right cut.

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin Год назад

    "Tech-knuckle" is one of my favorite McCuskerisms

  • @jacksonzante5817
    @jacksonzante5817 Год назад +1

    2k likes thats absurd this is the best pod on yt

  • @daniellopez2239
    @daniellopez2239 3 года назад +5

    Mikey from Recess really grew up.

  • @Bikewreck
    @Bikewreck 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:02:10 Lema Dunkums is way funnier than it has any business being

  • @genericname2284
    @genericname2284 2 месяца назад

    Matt’s Mike Tyson impression sounds like John F. Kennedy

  • @DanteRobinson-vy9eg
    @DanteRobinson-vy9eg 4 месяца назад +1

    i dont think ive ever laughed harder towards the end of a podcast

  • @MackSwanson-qr7xw
    @MackSwanson-qr7xw 5 месяцев назад

    Thong as a log splitter was great Matt… thank you

  • @tscotts9699
    @tscotts9699 3 года назад +5

    Fiber slaps

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 11 месяцев назад +1

    Matt’s Adam driver impression isn’t bad

  • @cerealmancerealman6340
    @cerealmancerealman6340 Год назад +2

    The homeless guy who thought he was a ghost put me out😭😭

  • @PROquickscope360
    @PROquickscope360 3 года назад +2

    Shane looking dapper

  • @rafaelvazquez7465
    @rafaelvazquez7465 2 года назад +1

    Ticonderoga reference was very subtle

  • @PontifexFrankimus
    @PontifexFrankimus 2 месяца назад

    Dropping piles is the best part 😂

  • @chandlermayes6980
    @chandlermayes6980 Год назад +1

    So funny they watch the mink man

  • @R.J.MacReady1982
    @R.J.MacReady1982 Год назад +1

    Hell yeah when they laugh we mad

  • @trevorfranklin2859
    @trevorfranklin2859 3 года назад +2

    Bowlwinder 😂😂😂😂

  • @B0BGN4RLY
    @B0BGN4RLY 3 года назад +2

    As a Hoosier let me say an "Indiana Jury" is everybody's worst nightmare

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 3 года назад +4

    Those minks are badass! They stay murkin rats!

  • @roofies777
    @roofies777 23 дня назад

    Love the christmas decorations

  • @josiahmartin5181
    @josiahmartin5181 3 года назад +2

    Holy fuck, worlds collide. Long time mink watcher here, only dude I've ever seen grab a rat

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 19 дней назад

      My dad is big into rat hunter YT

  • @steeliewheelies
    @steeliewheelies Год назад

    “It’s been uncorked dumps” lmao

  • @johngarrett5189
    @johngarrett5189 5 дней назад

    Matt plays a Himalayan Salt Flute

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 3 года назад +1

    Bowlwinder.
    Classic.

  • @Meatfractals
    @Meatfractals 3 года назад +2

    He provides..

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 3 года назад +1

    The Minks on the killing frenzy youtube channel is good entertainment

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 3 года назад +2

    RIP Nascar and #3 Dale Earnhardt The Intimidator. The pretty much died same day in my eyes.

  • @Tkeane8
    @Tkeane8 3 года назад +1

    Insane time accuracy there it was an hour to the second

  • @jacquep2363
    @jacquep2363 Год назад

    Legitimately crying at the hour marker. Don’t exit out too early😭😂

  • @collindonahue25
    @collindonahue25 3 года назад +3

    Shout out to Cash. Best Janitor at Elon

  • @homelesssamurai629
    @homelesssamurai629 3 года назад +1

    Indiana jury would have been a great title

  • @bughouseweirdo9595
    @bughouseweirdo9595 3 года назад +1

    I love how the subtitles say lean mcdonalds when uncle gillards says leana dumns

  • @cowslayer2926
    @cowslayer2926 Год назад

    The bowling ball joke is hilarious

  • @MCenna
    @MCenna 7 месяцев назад

    Lmfao 😂 Billy world, anyone know if he's used the amplifier yet?

  • @fat69
    @fat69 Год назад +2

    44:10

  • @cullenshaver106
    @cullenshaver106 Год назад

    One of the best episodes I’ve seen yet

  • @30YearOldBunta
    @30YearOldBunta Год назад

    just spat milk out my nose at log cutter 😭

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 5 месяцев назад

    "Here's a gay pleasure that was making me laugh" -Shane Gillis

  • @maxswp
    @maxswp 3 года назад

    Matt they have the free test on Friday and Wednesday on 57 Lindbergh next to bartram village

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 года назад +2

    From 14:00 - 20:00 is some quality fucking banter 😂😂

  • @thetragicschoolbuspodcast
    @thetragicschoolbuspodcast 2 года назад +1

    45:57 Clip that

  • @trestres875
    @trestres875 3 года назад +1

    i gave a pee-test full of handsoap and water once cuz I had to buy a day or two to retest.. They called back and said it was spoiled.. the soap looked like a bug gooey floater haha

  • @migueldutson7784
    @migueldutson7784 Год назад

    first minutes of this is gold

  • @reneramos3214
    @reneramos3214 3 года назад +2

    I just discovered this podcast. Fucking love it !

  • @lordgodmajanomikoto7169
    @lordgodmajanomikoto7169 3 года назад +2

    Sup dawgz

  • @Ryan-xw7dx
    @Ryan-xw7dx 3 года назад +4

    Yes

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham7017 2 года назад +1

    56:50-end - love the turd talk

  • @zshawnz
    @zshawnz 3 года назад +1

    Just found out I shouldn't be blowing my nose at the table.

  • @Hunter-yo2yy
    @Hunter-yo2yy 3 года назад +5

    Fishers would be way more effective than minks at executing the homeless

  • @Copt774
    @Copt774 2 года назад

    Thongs are log splitters hahah these guys are great

  • @PROquickscope360
    @PROquickscope360 3 года назад

    So dope I’m tucking back here to comment again

  • @fannypack5029
    @fannypack5029 3 года назад +1

    cold brew is a year round activity

  • @bigbrossi2434
    @bigbrossi2434 Год назад +1

    "You can do either or, it's super aggressive to pee and spy"

  • @zay3788
    @zay3788 3 года назад +1

    The mink man !

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 года назад +1

    What kind of underground sight shows you how many friends you have in the app.? A fake underground sight

  • @brackenz555
    @brackenz555 3 года назад

    Looking like that Salt Life is catching up with O'Gillis!!

  • @putrescentcorpulence
    @putrescentcorpulence 3 года назад

    levity machines! I luhhh you dawgz