Ep. 316 Johnny Hollywood

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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    00:01:00 -This Much I know is True
    00:03:00 -Latin block party
    00:05:00 -LeMaire in distress
    00:14:40 -Cheawcee boots
    00:18:00 -The Mashup
    00:25:45 -The Reprise
    00:28:00 -Butt Stories
    00:34:50 -Fart for your Dawgz
    00:41:25 -Right Wing Shane
    00:48:50 -Gay vs Retarded
    00:50:40 -Johnny Hollywood
    00:53:40 -Ski Slopes are closed
    00:56:30 -Gay Lou
    01:01:00 -Drunk at a Fridays
    01:07:00 -UPCOMING DATES: MATT, SHANE and LEMAIRE

Комментарии • 352

  • @noahplayswii247
    @noahplayswii247 Год назад +302

    Kinda touching when Lemaire asked if Shane knew Shawn Gardini

    • @johnnydelrome
      @johnnydelrome Год назад +13

      Just got into this pody the last moment. I thought the same

    • @zechs3
      @zechs3 Год назад +24

      Little did he know...

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Год назад +38

      The superstar

    • @JohnSmith-jz4pk
      @JohnSmith-jz4pk Год назад

      they were DEAD wrong about the trump appointments not getting rid of abortion

    • @camronridley5912
      @camronridley5912 7 дней назад

      Truly a beautiful moment

  • @Dingleberrycrunch36
    @Dingleberrycrunch36 2 года назад +58

    “You dont see a lot of bouncy castles at latino block parties.” Boy do i have news for you

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 7 месяцев назад +5

      As a Lad, We always had bounce houses at our parties.

    • @rdp430
      @rdp430 5 месяцев назад +8

      They must not have Mexicans over there because that is a staple at a Mexican birthday party

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 2 месяца назад

      East coast is so funny cause it’s not a ton of mexicans😂

  • @obbah1818
    @obbah1818 4 года назад +374

    Who invited Dane Uncooked?

  • @brandonhenle8659
    @brandonhenle8659 Год назад +288

    That "do you know Shawn Guardini?" from Lemaire aged well. Yeah big dawg, he's taking your job 😢😭

    • @evil3570
      @evil3570 Год назад +18

      😂😂 the LifeGuard elevated this podcast to its potential shoutout the DaWg

    • @Blessedbethedawgs
      @Blessedbethedawgs 7 месяцев назад +4

      I was going to screen record and put it up on the Reddit. What a legendary moment. Lemaire the prophet 😂

    • @Blessedbethedawgs
      @Blessedbethedawgs 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@evil3570it truly is heartwarming to have Guard Dawg sittin in the corner, back to the camera, and having him turn around to shoot the levels a look. It honestly feels like he’s turning around to let the dawgs know, “I’m here for you.” Lol

    • @Blessedbethedawgs
      @Blessedbethedawgs 7 месяцев назад

      Also bro, look at fat mckusker. The thicc boy lol his arms look so swoll but his lil tummy is poking out 😂 Shane wanted Matt to get thicc so bad (I think it’s episode 147 or 143 on yt he talks about it) and tbh I fucking love it too. Obv we want a healthy shaman to lead us to the future, but gd I’m enjoying Matt turning into his dad. The great “Boris the blade” once said “weight is a sign of reliability” 🔫

    • @jakebaker4066
      @jakebaker4066 7 месяцев назад

      Guardrail is the epitome of a nap. How the fuck is he to be a public speaker but barely open his hipster mouth. Just fell into a wicked job with no skills

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 Год назад +50

    The energy shifted when dude told the story of making out with a guy for 20 min lol

  • @dabbinaladdin3961
    @dabbinaladdin3961 4 года назад +249

    This studio is actually so much better than Rogans

    • @heavycream6682
      @heavycream6682 4 года назад +13

      Did the Spotify spaghetti monsters make Rogan drop the flag? 🤔

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 4 года назад +6

      for sure

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 4 года назад +8

      well this studio is cheap af and Roggie's is decked out with the technology of a space ship, but somehow the lighting is still worse lol

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 4 года назад +7

      @@heavycream6682 they gave him 100M dollars.. they wouldn't ask him to take down the stupid flag, you guys are delusional lol

    • @scottshoe842
      @scottshoe842 4 года назад +25

      LazyLion all dawgz go to heaven. Not sure where you’re goin bud.

  • @andrewlaco1776
    @andrewlaco1776 4 года назад +149

    I want War Mode to join for a night cast only lit by the salt lamp for the first October cast.

    • @nrvous_250gt
      @nrvous_250gt 2 месяца назад +1

      This aged beautifully

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 28 дней назад

      @@nrvous_250gtbot

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 4 года назад +109

    May Lamaire's heart beat true
    And his fat attacks be few
    Wakanda salute to all my fellow black Israelites

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 4 года назад +4

      Wholesome.

    • @Mr.PepeSilvia
      @Mr.PepeSilvia 4 года назад +2

      @le jones chill chill chill. It's a joke because Matt and Shane say they identify as black Israelites.

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 4 года назад

      @le jones and every 2 years we lose a Mars mission just from dealing with our southern border invasions.

    • @buttstevens2758
      @buttstevens2758 3 года назад +1

      Ramen

    • @collinh6568
      @collinh6568 2 года назад

      @@andrewlaco1776 UT u8

  • @jacksonpovie50
    @jacksonpovie50 10 месяцев назад +9

    The characters on lemairs socks not being recognizable is gold 😂😂

    • @justintyler4693
      @justintyler4693 7 месяцев назад

      There is this buff dude that wears squidward socks to the gym, but like as soon as your more than 5 ft away it looks like just a dick from the outline of his eyes and nose

  • @nuckels188
    @nuckels188 4 года назад +41

    I always forget how hilarious the gaming chairs are

  • @a.j.mcgonigal2920
    @a.j.mcgonigal2920 2 года назад +39

    Matt being this chunky in this video is so funny cuz he's jacked now.

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 10 месяцев назад +4

      damn they using a go pro? mf is wide angle 😂

    • @bigdawgs94
      @bigdawgs94 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@ETHANR26yeah what’s crazy is like the past 12 videos before this he looks great lol, that edge of camera distortion got his ass on this 😂

  • @frankrizzo2949
    @frankrizzo2949 4 года назад +84

    3 funny kids. Solid pod.
    Shane reps horrible Notre Dame gear always. Its like he is 9, and got all that stuff for Christmas

    • @MoarMike
      @MoarMike 4 года назад +22

      Shane's entire wardrobe is Kohls

    • @DampNicklas
      @DampNicklas 4 года назад +4

      He really should switch it up with some wild camo.

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 4 года назад

      Mike swag

    • @PROquickscope360
      @PROquickscope360 4 года назад +4

      The I stopped gaming for this t shirt his mom gave him 😂

    • @oldmancannabis3026
      @oldmancannabis3026 4 года назад

      As a kid growing up in Mishawaka IN right by ND this hits way too close to home. My mom still gets me ND and cubs gear during Christmas to this day. Thats why I love the young bull

  • @joe1371
    @joe1371 3 года назад +158

    lol I'm going backward through these and I just keep seeing Matt gain weight

    • @suzysmash3560
      @suzysmash3560 2 года назад +11

      Same 😂

    • @bjdickman27
      @bjdickman27 Год назад +11

      I couldnt stop staring, but it’s sort of like a mirror.

    • @dylanmeadows7061
      @dylanmeadows7061 Год назад

      Oh I didn't notice. Savagely accurate.

    • @i_amChrisJxmes
      @i_amChrisJxmes 7 месяцев назад

      Ohh shit. He’s fat af in this one😂

    • @cbh148
      @cbh148 5 месяцев назад

      Haha I’m seeing it too. Matt really got this under control shortly after this.

  • @willose6379
    @willose6379 4 года назад +25

    Matt successfully out anglin’ Shane with that camera angle. ALPHA move. No big deal.

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 4 года назад +34

    As I’m literally pressing “subscriptions” this pops up. How great is our god?

  • @ROBOTSMI2LE
    @ROBOTSMI2LE 4 года назад +79

    Matt is looking more powerful than ever

  • @the12thhuman30
    @the12thhuman30 4 года назад +25

    Matt already hates the way his belly looks on this episode. He needs a quick stand and pull down

  • @andrewwrobel6373
    @andrewwrobel6373 4 года назад +15

    something seems off with Dave smith

  • @lostinthewoods8032
    @lostinthewoods8032 4 года назад +48

    I survived a wildfire this week in Oregon and need this laugh. Thanks boys.

    • @adams115
      @adams115 4 года назад +4

      Lost In The Woods, me to brother. Archie almost jugheaded me

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 4 года назад +15

      Stay sans-crispy my man.

    • @GeneralBlorp
      @GeneralBlorp 4 года назад +13

      AntiFa is pretty wild ammirite bro?

    • @putrescentcorpulence
      @putrescentcorpulence 4 года назад +4

      Hang in there, dawg! You shall persevere

    • @XanderGriffithArt
      @XanderGriffithArt 4 года назад +2

      I'm in vancouver wa. Crazy air but no flame. What up bol!

  • @billythekid4378
    @billythekid4378 Год назад +62

    “Cause Ruth died we won’t be able to have abortions” joke aged nicely

  • @Sigourneyweaverfromalien
    @Sigourneyweaverfromalien 4 месяца назад +3

    a true foreshadowing of the future super star shawn gardini

  • @jr2726
    @jr2726 4 года назад +13

    1:06:55 has me crying

  • @Antiluls
    @Antiluls Год назад +2

    Whispers, "What do you think of his jeans??" hahahah

  • @TheActualJesus
    @TheActualJesus Месяц назад +1

    52:38 "Beans is in trouble!?"
    BRO ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @dr.dingledorff
    @dr.dingledorff 4 года назад +23

    57:45 the moment shane becomes permanently right wing

    • @KGVB757
      @KGVB757 2 года назад

      Same point I said fuck this clown and went to turn it off lol.

  • @THCMusicBlog
    @THCMusicBlog 4 года назад +14

    scalia died in 2016

  • @dopeinfertility
    @dopeinfertility 3 года назад +9

    Coke with beans from even Stevens sounds fucking legendary!!!

  • @Tokyo_Sexwale
    @Tokyo_Sexwale Год назад +4

    the legend of The Gardini Empire begins

  • @username69420h
    @username69420h 4 года назад +5

    5:00 Shane sounds like the teacher the day after y'all had a substitute teacher

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 8 месяцев назад +2

    Calling RBG the Guardian of the Sl*ts hahaha - "Go ahead get raw dogged!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @earfboy2146
    @earfboy2146 4 года назад +17

    Shane invited this guy on to prove he’s not homophobic

  • @andrewjames9218
    @andrewjames9218 4 года назад +17

    Praise paimon, Stayed up all night waiting for that notification. Bouta strap in for another hot cast

  • @pierrobarcham5863
    @pierrobarcham5863 10 месяцев назад +1

    My boys look like Fred Flintstone and Barney Ruble. ❤😂

  • @hazeofthegreensmoke505
    @hazeofthegreensmoke505 3 года назад +7

    All of these episodes are solid gold

    • @hblowe_
      @hblowe_ 2 года назад +1

      Moon and Antarctica baby

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 2 месяца назад

      No shit 🔎

  • @Bikewreck
    @Bikewreck 10 месяцев назад +4

    Lemaire:
    *gets asked a very clear and easy to understand question
    “What do you mean?”

  • @experienceaccelerated7039
    @experienceaccelerated7039 4 года назад +9

    Loved Matts star role in peanut butter falcon.

  • @Camelfacekamala
    @Camelfacekamala 4 года назад +9

    Just googled Goldberg from the mighty ducks........ my christ that dude hit rock bottom HARD

    • @BurntToast422
      @BurntToast422 4 года назад +4

      If the puck went one inch the other way, he could've been addicted to opiates.

  • @wolfgangcho9236
    @wolfgangcho9236 4 года назад +6

    Only podcast that discusses the Supreme Court and transitions to farts

  • @doug892
    @doug892 Год назад +1

    9:35 you know Shawn Gardini? Time flies. Now the gard dawg is Johnny Hollywood

  • @1fart2fart
    @1fart2fart 4 года назад +6

    That guy sounds like a straight Tony Hinchcliffe

  • @AJ-das
    @AJ-das Год назад +3

    "Simma down Nah" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Heroyesterday
    @Heroyesterday 4 года назад +4

    Shoutout Rigginz. Shoutout ShatNation. Shoutout to the DAWGZ.

  • @davidp5722
    @davidp5722 4 года назад +9

    MS-13 Secret Podcast

  • @zachh5043
    @zachh5043 Месяц назад +2

    Dude smokes pole. 20 minutes to feel stuble. He was in denial

  • @pwfortner
    @pwfortner 4 года назад +5

    Y’all come to Charlotte, NC!

  • @seanmatthewking
    @seanmatthewking 2 года назад +3

    43:00 lmao Scalia was definitely dead

  • @laurafromga5875
    @laurafromga5875 4 года назад +17

    Matt's looking a little chubby here.

  • @mikeb9667
    @mikeb9667 2 года назад +3

    9:35 you know gardini?? Lol

  • @brianfast3279
    @brianfast3279 2 года назад +5

    YOO they just overturned roe v wade careful with those waitresses haha

  • @jesusjuarez4166
    @jesusjuarez4166 4 года назад +6

    RBG also wanted to lower consent age to 12.

  • @thecheesefword1848
    @thecheesefword1848 4 года назад +15

    Hail Paimon for blessing us with another cast

  • @thedondaithi1304
    @thedondaithi1304 5 месяцев назад

    The biggie smalls skit was my go to also 😂😂

  • @zakkbeckettt
    @zakkbeckettt 2 года назад +2

    they predicted roe v wade getting overturned

  • @ETHANR26
    @ETHANR26 10 месяцев назад +1

    poor matt getting shafted out of his soundhound inquiries

  • @Blessedbethedawgs
    @Blessedbethedawgs 7 месяцев назад

    I clicked on the time stamp chapter “Johnny Hollywood” (50:40) and was instantly like, shiiiiiiiiit. And then the Beans from even stevens line killed me😂. I fucking love these boys

  • @Bigmonto
    @Bigmonto 4 года назад +2

    Matt's dad bods making me fracking bust

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 4 года назад +18

    Tuckin' back my 'Teen extra tight tonight, bois.
    P.S.: Matt says "Ee-talle-yan" like a rahtard.
    Praise God.

  • @footytang
    @footytang 4 года назад +3

    Hilarious and audio was perfect boys.

  • @SAFbikes
    @SAFbikes 4 года назад +11

    The only good mash-up i've seen was Ron Bennington and Big Jay

    • @earlyandoften
      @earlyandoften 4 года назад +1

      Masters of the riff

    • @BurntToast422
      @BurntToast422 4 года назад +2

      Bennington vs intern david from o and a was pretty good.

  • @MrDgpistons
    @MrDgpistons 3 года назад +3

    The Shaman looking a little thick in this one, nothing but gains since though

  • @andrews6517
    @andrews6517 4 года назад +6

    Wheres the paytch eppieeeee

  • @BA-jq3vc
    @BA-jq3vc 2 года назад +1

    Bob Marley is the man! i saw him at a ski resort in Maine he killed, i still remember the bits!

  • @KingJohnTX
    @KingJohnTX 4 года назад +3

    Oh shit, late night cast, lets go!

  • @johnnymoran.
    @johnnymoran. Год назад +1

    10:00 Evidence of Shawn Gardini lord energy 2 years ago..

  • @TreborPaulson
    @TreborPaulson 2 года назад +12

    If you gotta buy anything for the butt, Prep H, suppository, enema, anything embarrassing
    Just buy a wacky birthday card with it and play it off as a goof on a friend

    • @timdolinger1352
      @timdolinger1352 Год назад

      Or, you know, accept that you like things in your butt and get over it.

    • @mibsemusic
      @mibsemusic Год назад +2

      No you must own it and be proud

    • @TreborPaulson
      @TreborPaulson Год назад

      @@mibsemusic well, yea
      Butt if you’re not….

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 Год назад +3

      Or be a man

    • @TreborPaulson
      @TreborPaulson Год назад

      @@dimitrijekrstic7567 A man with asshole issues

  • @michaelscott4893
    @michaelscott4893 4 месяца назад

    First mention of NATIONAL SUPERSTAR Shawn Gardini!!!

  • @mitchellgilbertson290
    @mitchellgilbertson290 2 месяца назад

    As a Minnesotan, i think it's important to let everyone know Chad Daniels is from here, not Wisconsin, we claim that sweet sweet man.

  • @Docoloco123
    @Docoloco123 4 года назад +2

    "I did coke with Beans from Even Stevens"... well fuck. I understand why people wanna go to LA now

  • @ForYourMalice407
    @ForYourMalice407 2 года назад +3

    Shane was like a disappointed dad after that kissing dudes story

  • @bughouseweirdo9595
    @bughouseweirdo9595 4 года назад +2

    Caution: Cast is piping hot #shatnation#beezers#oconner#nooders#evilhippys#fattricksters

  • @mattlewis1051
    @mattlewis1051 4 года назад +1

    Shane has grown... Love this so.

  • @Poonshine637
    @Poonshine637 4 месяца назад +1

    Dam why no credit for the guest?

  • @whitejeansreal
    @whitejeansreal Год назад +1

    Beezer and woodman sound like they are different clones of the same person

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 10 месяцев назад

      Woodman doesnt steal from his friends.

  • @NoHighHighlight
    @NoHighHighlight 4 года назад

    Link the patreon in the descriptions!

  • @anthonyariza1754
    @anthonyariza1754 Год назад +1

    For context, Jeff ross had a relationship with a 15 year old girl in 1999, when ross was 33

  • @Tony2times714
    @Tony2times714 4 года назад +1

    Great podcast guys

  • @John-sf5py
    @John-sf5py Год назад

    Can somebody tell me why this, and earlier episodes aren’t on Apple pods?

  • @masonminks6133
    @masonminks6133 Год назад +1

    Damn did Shane kinda call it 44:00

  • @WRG-bh8bz
    @WRG-bh8bz 13 дней назад

    Yo matt lookin big as hell

  • @of1089
    @of1089 2 года назад +1

    You wont see bouncy houses in mexican parties because we call them jumpers and we always get them. Stay woke

  • @williemickbillie
    @williemickbillie Месяц назад

    Scalia had been dead 5 years when this was out

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад +3

    20 minutes eh?

  • @earfboy2146
    @earfboy2146 4 года назад +3

    59:43 Noah is the man

    • @dayman2879
      @dayman2879 3 года назад +1

      I'm sure that means a lot coming from an incel.

    • @earfboy2146
      @earfboy2146 3 года назад

      @@dayman2879 Hey! No girls allowed!

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 4 года назад

    King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong with his ding dong

  • @NEKOUFar
    @NEKOUFar 5 месяцев назад

    Matt sniffles the entire ep

  • @GeneralBlorp
    @GeneralBlorp 4 года назад +4

    Chambered-up and ready to pulse one out, but first, this.

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 Год назад +1

    Do I know Shawn Gardini??

  • @deepaktoor7376
    @deepaktoor7376 2 года назад

    funny thing is...ketanji looks like randy jackson

  • @NodeEntry
    @NodeEntry 4 года назад +5

    Matt must've eaten a full meal before this pod.

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 11 месяцев назад +1

      Full Grinch body dwells beneath the surface

  • @jdmaine51084
    @jdmaine51084 5 месяцев назад

    Frankie Borellis? Like... Barstool Frankie??

  • @scotthartwig668
    @scotthartwig668 4 года назад +2

    That’s a hot cast

  • @jrmontoya4739
    @jrmontoya4739 2 месяца назад

    Chelsea boots 👢 😂😂

  • @outofbody6797
    @outofbody6797 4 месяца назад

    bounced @ the gay talk part

  • @tmw4138
    @tmw4138 4 года назад +4

    Butterly: "this squad is awesome"(after he rolls with everyone...gillis: "our squad sucks" after he gets done ratting people out and acting hollywood....lol

  • @mypawsoflove
    @mypawsoflove Год назад +1

    The book by Wally Lamb, This Much I Know is True, is absolutely amazing. I read it when I was in early 20's.

  • @TedCruzMissile331
    @TedCruzMissile331 4 года назад +1

    What happened to uploading to Spotify brah?

  • @Quebble577
    @Quebble577 5 месяцев назад

    Picturing lemaire in chelsea boots is fucking wiiiiiild

  • @jacobshahin2017
    @jacobshahin2017 4 года назад +1

    Cut to who's talking

  • @onetoolfan
    @onetoolfan 4 года назад +3

    Is Matt fresh out of the shower for this cast? Or did he gel up?🤔🤔🤔

  • @brodofraggins
    @brodofraggins 3 года назад +3

    My parents actually bowled at the same alley as Bean's parents. His parents would always be so excited to show everyone his casting videos and shit. It was weird.