Ep 331 Night Stalker
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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2024
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00:00:00 -Team Cold shower
00:02:00 -T-24 to goof
00:04:30 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we vote
00:07:00 -The night stalker
00:10:35 -Twisted Azz Daredevilz
00:15:55 -Tom Hanks only plays SJWs
00:22:50 -THE REVEAL
00:26:10 -War Mode declassified
00:27:00 -The pee sheet market is saturated
00:32:00 -Trump freed Weezy
00:33:10 -Matt reflects on Uncle trauma
00:35:55 -Old lady death remains
00:39:00 -Is this acceptable?
00:43:00 -ISIS Classico
00:46:00 -Street Fighter, pizza rolls
00:53:00 -Take it to the streets
00:55:00 -I am waiting patiently
00:58:00 -Psychic Matt (the rv tournament)
01:08:00 -The years goals
01:16:55 -Go see Shane (and possibly Matt) on the road 
Развлечения
22:48 probably one of the best moments in all of podcast history
"you ok?" After getting shot in the head is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Gets me every time
Its unbelievable isnt it holy shit. To get that take on it. I thought i knew where he was going but i was so wrong crying laughing
That 4 minutes of that bit is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
Time stamp?
@andrewrrichards telling a story isn't a "bit". Go outside and touch some grass. Maybe take a big breath of air instead of sitting in a dark, humid bedroom littered with soda cans and little Debbie wrappers breathing in your own parts and body odor fumes.
“I watched a veryyyyy dark film last night… you ever see daredevil?” 🤣💀
Ha I get it it’s because he’s blind
Thanks that joke was lost on me
Part of me wishes I found this sooner, but being able to go back and watch everything now is awesome. Easily funnier than most stuff on Netflix or prime video, every single time. Funny af
Netflix? Funny? nawwww dawg
Found these a month ago.
Signed up for the paytch after a day of watching these.
Joined the Paytch and cancelled Netflix same day. All Hail the SHOCKWAVE that is
WARM ODE, YFI, and M&SSP.
SODTAOE 🖕🏻
@@wisterVHAIL THE SHOCKWAVE INSHALLAHHHHH
How great is our god
Shane looks like every single dude who ever sold a gram of weed in the class of 2010
shoutout sen10rs
Shane got that midwestern plug vibe goin heavvvvvy
He look like he going undercover in a 2006 highschool
As a mempian that graduated in 2010 I can tell you that this is fact.
Bobby lee
It's so cool Matt was able to get Bobby Lee in studio!
Bobby got diddled by a ds man he wasn’t a ds man
Bobby Lee sucks!! He's gonna Shit on everything 😫😫
That’s not Bobby lee . It’s actually lobby bee.
Bobby Ree got style, bae & is secretly running North Koreans military ops in Hornywood, CA
Thats fucking hilarious
That cop that profiled Billy is going to make detective
Shane busting out that shirt reminds me of the Uncle Daycare episode of Gilly and Keeves. Uncle Shane turns around to display his sweet wolf shirt with the same look of pride.
wolfs
Shane looks like he's got some theories about what the government controls, but also has a cool toy train set he wants to show you
Yussssssssss
goddamn luke d, you nailed it
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Government control is real. A 3 lettered Government organization did it with lsd. Oh its also a declassified document.
Skittles melting In his front pocket
Not for lean but he sucks on them and saves em
Shane could go undercover at skankfest
To do what? Expose the legal kratom abuse?
@@jamesr.waltonjr.457 kratom kills hahahahaha
Was that where he went and told a fan who wanted a picture with him to tell that dude his comedy sticks hahah
Can’t believe I just found this podcast, stoked to have months worth of this to binge
Dawg Family welcomes you.
@@Husapalooza hell ya, thank you
"The news won't be as hellbent on convincing us we're all in some sort of existential peril."
Matt's optimism had just done a run.
“Is that glow in the dark?”
“Don’t worry about what I’m doing.” 😂 😂 😂
I just lost it over that fucking juicy j shirt!!
Shane slowly transforming into Genghis Kahn, the ultimate irony
Terrible spelling
@@bracket8706 ittl be alright no worries
John Wayne as Geebus Kang
@@bracket8706 what a stupid comment. It’s a matter of Khan vs Kahn and Kahn is a reasonable guess. “Terrible spelling”🤡
Chinggis O'Connell
I've been so down with Matt and Shane for a while now but they tapped into something on this one, straight hour and a half of effortless comedy. Way to go guys ya'll fully Richard Ramirezed that Shit!
Amen
Shane’s Australian impression is scarily close. Best accent I’ve heard 😂 10/10
How does it feel losing a war to a flightless bird
AMERICA WINS AGAIN SUCK IT COMMIES🦅🦅🦅
@@cloudbloom didn't y'all lose to mountain people with sticks after dumping billions and 20 years of wasting time 😳
I prefer his asian one lol
@@globglogabgalabburner7421 Everyone loses to the mountain people you assclown. You're such a doggard cunt you don't even realize Aussies were in Afghanistan fight right beside The US and therefore also lost too. How you so naive and ignorant you insult someone for for "losing" a war when you lost the same war with and on the side of the same people you're insulting for losing?! lol Also you cant win OR lose a war against someone when what they do is die run and hide constantly. We killed the dudes we came for, injected our culture into the country while setting them back from the stone age they were already in and just decided to leave. It was a draw if anything.
@@DweeD1516 you didn't but anyway
This is the only time I've ever laughed maniacally after hearing a sentence end with "and he killed em with a hammer". Jesus christ, this is the best podcast ever.
Shane cracking up while trying to recount the horrific murders of the night stalker was so funny
Matt calling Daredevil a dark movie is such a clever joke
Shane “Fashion Icon” Gillis
He’s wearing a adidas sweater my dog
We're not seeing the bottom half!!!
I listened to the whole podcast not even realizing what he looked like until after and man that hits hard
Shane looking like he sells weed with crazy names, Drives a Honda with an outrageously loud sound system and shop lifts at blockbusters. 😅🤣
👌
The John Wayne movie Shane mentions before getting into the Tom Hanks bit is called The Searchers, if anyone was curious. It's great.
hylics
hylics
Shane looks like a gangster spongebob shirt kind of guy
Airbrushed drip is the most polarizing type of drip. But I fuck with it heavy
also, i really appreciate matts confidence in his facts, even when its obvious its not accurate. thats a vibe.
Shane’s Scott Malkinson impression of Daredevil is hilarious
“In the end he was Judas” is great
Mike "thirty pieces of silver," Pence.
@@andrewlaco1776 Some guy gave him a gold coin during a handshake, he was Judas dude
the sheer joy i have as soon as i see a new episode up is ridiculous. its just always good. every single time. always.
Fully immersed in MSSP Since I found you. Thank you for truly ruling so hard! You dogs are just Empire-Building!
This and war mode is the only shit keeping me sane, God bless you dawgs
Amen
LOS, YKWD old eps. With the "regs LJG, SODIES, and LIST, IN HOT WATER and DISQUSTING HAWK are all absolutely amazing as well
War mode has some good red pills despite Spud's constant self-pity that sometimes is just annoying (sorry fanbois)
DD, if you see this just know you're an inspiration and everything Luis, Dave and Jay wish they could be
*Jay, and Luis
Dave doesn’t care about helping people or giving inspiration. He just wants to live his middle aged Jewish Christian life.
He doesn’t have time to read these comments. He’s a busy guy.
He doesn't even think about the comments. He just watches and moves on
Oh my God, do you think D reads the comments? Probably not, he's too cool for YT comments :(
All hail double D
Shane hating geology is the precursor to his dawayne Johnson position
He's hated rocks all along!!!
Updates 2 yrs later: everything sucks
Bro, Shane calling “the news will calm down 5:00 was such a good take
From 2023
“At least the news will be good now”
* Ron Howard, narrator from Arrested Development* “the news was not good”
Shout out War Mode, shout out MSSP
Shout out Riggins, we out chyere.
❤️❤️❤️
2021 is all about self improvement and lifting up my dawgs
Amen
Facts
By far my new favorite podcast. Shane is funny as hell
His impersonation of old dudes running was fucking spot on- the hands limp at the wrist, just barely moving at all but it still counts as jogging.
“The book tells you to just look as gay as possible, and you’ll be able to run” lmao
Being here after the Kill Tony episode makes it all make sense.
You know you’re in the right place when they talk about death videos and the night stalker
They have advanced facial recognition and HD security cameras in the capitol.
They don't need your help finding the culprits.
Those billboards you saw are to get you used to thinking it's ok to snitch on your neigbour.
They said anyone who had their phone on while inside the capital are already accounted for. It's crazy
It's the 90s all over again
Footage we aren't allowed to see for national security purposes. Complete bullshit just like the DOJ redacting damn near entire documents subpoenaed by Congress. They're going to keep pushing until people actually hurt them, once that starts it won't stop.
@@jacksoncothren5831 l
@@jacksoncothren5831 you can’t FOI it?
Shane lookin fly-I,I,I,-I,I-I,I
Damn thing fine
48:45 😂 couldn’t stop laughing
Shane and Matt would be great at doing South Park character voiceovers
It is absolutely incredible to see the doubling, tripling, and even quadrupling down on the jokes and GROWTH
Shane with the Juicy J skull shirt circa 2005.
Edit: yes it glows. I have one.
Shane has facial hair like jackie chan in karate kid
I can’t believe I just started watching this last week best pod for the boys
STREET FIGHTER PIZZA ROLLZZZ 48:48
Shane looks like he's been hitting those civil war reenactments
Shane looks like when the Devil appears to give you cursed wishes.
LMFAO! 😆
Or a "good deal" on some bad weed.
He literally unzipped as I read this comment 😂
"Dude you gota charge that up in the sun" lives in my head rent free 🤣
"I got hammered and was watching three 6 mafia videos" could've also been the start of another racial controversy. Dope shirt regardless
Shane busting out the Juicy J skull shirt and the reaction to it was my favorite moment of the cast
The Juicy J shirt is suppose to be 2x larger than your actual size
prob the actual size juicy j wore, not this autistic fat's size.
That's the biggest they offered
Soooooo funny! Thank you! The laughing in the back ground is Amazing!
Shane looks like he does shoddy HVAC work
"turn that place into glass" is wild
I'm very glad I chose to watch the video this week. The shirt reveal rocked
Matt set’s Shane up for some damn good jokes. Matt is the premise, Shane is the Punch Line.
Damn I just came from the episode of the bonfire where Shane was talking about how horrible it looks when he tried to grow a mustache, but now I'm seeing this majestic fur? Come on man.
Gay
22:47 LMFAO The sound of the zipper and the reaction when Shane reveals that shirt was so perfect. You could not have timed that better 😂😂😂
Sick. I needed this
I’ve been listening to these on Spotify and honestly I had to come find this video to see the reactions when he unzipped that jacket and unveiled the shirt 😂
Same. Normally listen but every now and then something happens I need to see
Matt not realizing verizon throttles his speeds after a couple gigs a month lol
9:09 I actually spit my water out as I was drinking. I don’t think I’ve ever actually done that in my life lol
I need some "street fighter, pizza rolls" merch
shane got the 3-6 shirt that was going crazy back in high school, ultimate ski 😂
I knew that was the shirt from “stay fly” JUICY J is the GOAT
Quality rapper and an absolute banger of a song.
Dj paul is the goat.
Saying it was on site for the nightstalker is gold
The getting shot perspective from shane, and how he's organically found something so funny, and able to articulate it is absolutely unbelievable. He's genuinely a comedy prodigy that we will study for long after this
22:39 the foot touch to Juicy J Shirt reveal is my new Fav MSSP Moment!
Finally...Matt got back in shape and figured out his lighting
The shirt reveal had me crying😂😂
Street Fighter, Pizza Rolls... Automatic
if a loved one gets shot spare yourself and dont clean them up. i clean those things for a living and i promise you you arent going to clean it properly let alone the trauma from being connected to the victim. call a property restoration company and see if they do trauma cleanups
Matt talking about his remote viewing app is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen lmao
If you don’t recognize that shirt instantly your not a real dawg
You could just tell Shane was fired up and ready to go on this one. Rules. His hair is also wild as hell, it’s like tryin to be 3 different styles at once, and I’m here for it
I dunno about you, but I keep coming back to this video from other things, and keep finding Shane's shirt hilarious all over again
This is the episode I show my friends to turn them onto the fellas, the Apache love is growing here on the reservation. Dawgs be blessed
Thank you dawgs
Whoever hid Shane's shirt in the thumbnail is brilliant.
This episode was truly legendary. I never laugh out loud at comedy but this one killed me man
My guy Shane flew the flag for 2021 lets go!
Those weird limp arm runners are people still evolving their appendages
Shane talking about the Nightstalker has me rolling.
50:29 gotta love Matt for worrying about spoiling an 18 year old movie
Matts excitement over Shane's T-shirt is the energy I wish to project about everything.
That notepad seems like it's giving matt one hell of a time
Matt played night crawlers with his uncle. Thats what really went down.
Street fighter pizza rolls
Can you guys do more topical podcasts again I love these 😭❤ Happy holiday
This pod's going to be lit. The track suit is a dead giveaway.
1:02:52 "I don't know why I'm getting a beachball" well that's literally what I was thinking Matt. I should get this app
8:20 saw Shane last night in KC and you killed with this!!! Gotta add this “you ok”?!! I was waiting for it!!
Dude the shirt reveal is so hilarious besides the daredevil review as well lmao
Back a year later visiting this again and I totally forgot the drip that Shane is pulling off. 🤣
Shane, the drip is tight.. the streets approve!