Ep 339- The Pennsylvania Nutcracker

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024
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    Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live
    00:00:33 -Shane went back to the Fatherland
    00:03:33 -When will our broskis return from the links?
    00:06:33 -New gay Degrassi
    00:17:03 -Beezer is King Ski
    00:19:33 -ITS A BINGO
    00:23:33 -Do what you want. I’m eating pussy
    00:26:33 -Churchill was bout that action
    00:31:33 -Problem Child wrap on the Cruze
    00:34:03 -Bring back platinum spinnaz
    00:36:13 -It’s on sight for JP
    00:38:33 -Deeds keep that snake on em
    00:42:33 -Invite the cast to a college party
    00:46:33 -The Nutcrackers vengeance
    00:48:53 -Thanks dude
    00:51:33 -High T+High IQ= My president
    00:53:43 -Ice baths and nut slaps
    00:58:33 -Death at a children’s party
    01:03:18 -Can you resist the perfect storm?
    01:07:00 -McCuskers retirement plan
    01:08:33 -Running train at the Vince Lombardi Rest Stop in Ridgefield, New Jersey
    01:10:23 -Come see Shane in Indy, Auburn, Buffalo and Harrisburg
    Peep psychnaw.com
    01:11:33 -Shane Gillis for Mayor
    01:14:53 -watch Stoner Dads. Tonight. 8 pm

Комментарии • 373

  • @CollinJames417
    @CollinJames417 11 месяцев назад +169

    This show lifted me up during my greatest depression of life. Thanks to the dawgs

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 11 месяцев назад +16

      Bless the cast. The dawgs are behind you, you got this

    • @michaelparrish6572
      @michaelparrish6572 5 месяцев назад +6

      They have gotten me threw a divorce, losing both my parents, countless jobs and countless woman. If anything ever happens to them I'm taking up arms.

  • @sno-cone6052
    @sno-cone6052 Год назад +317

    Shane looks like an Olympic coach for a small Eastern European womens gymnastics team...

  • @fruitlesspursuits_
    @fruitlesspursuits_ 3 года назад +396

    You guys are G's for not putting ads on these.

    • @JohnP74
      @JohnP74 3 года назад +5

      It be's like that

    • @TheWTFMatt
      @TheWTFMatt 3 года назад +4

      Bars

    • @onetoolfan
      @onetoolfan 3 года назад +51

      They're clearly demonized and demonetized. Smdh.

    • @JeremyRKus
      @JeremyRKus 3 года назад +12

      as soon as the views go up the adds will come..by then all us casuals will have already enjoyed...thhanks boaz

    • @j0sh707
      @j0sh707 3 года назад +5

      No gods, no masters!

  • @jaylegleiter6669
    @jaylegleiter6669 3 года назад +108

    Shane's reaction to hearing Cenk Uyger's name for the first time is so perfect

  • @bloodlust9203
    @bloodlust9203 3 года назад +197

    Micro Louis CK impression was on point

  • @merfymac
    @merfymac 3 года назад +74

    Shane's right. The crackly radio broadcast of Churchill's "we will never surrender" speech is something else.

    • @jacksoncothren5831
      @jacksoncothren5831 3 года назад +1

      Hell yeah. It's up there with the closing section of President Reagan's a time for choosing speech. The whole speech is fantastic but that closing gives you chills. Also his A Soldier's Pledge speech along with MLK's I Have A Dream. Top 4 speeches with audio in my opinion. I would like to have heard President Lincoln give his Gettysburg address speech, only he could do it justice.

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Год назад

      ​@@jacksoncothren5831damn you're a bootlickin dork

  • @BeRoyal37
    @BeRoyal37 3 года назад +67

    These intros are tight

    • @davidoneill7554
      @davidoneill7554 3 года назад +5

      wa wah wess

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 3 года назад +8

      That perfectly timed hug from Brokeback Mountain is *chef's kiss

    • @bd9848
      @bd9848 3 года назад +1

      so tight .

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 2 года назад +26

    36:57 Shane imagining choke slamming Jordan Peterson and Matt getting all fired up over the disrespect was my favorite moment

  • @dubloduce
    @dubloduce 3 года назад +178

    Shane looks like the type of guy to referee a spaghetti wrestling match

    • @zg9445
      @zg9445 Год назад +1

      Guy like me? 😂😂😂

  • @DaZese
    @DaZese 3 года назад +113

    I'm so pumped to see Shane on Saturday in Indy. I hope I don't act gay

    • @Sean-no3zv
      @Sean-no3zv 3 года назад +19

      Already too gay

    • @DaZese
      @DaZese 3 года назад +5

      @Over Time yeah, ya hear that @Sean not my fault!

    • @ridunkspnkr
      @ridunkspnkr 3 года назад +6

      Ill be there too! So pumped!

    • @accuser_of_the_brethren7816
      @accuser_of_the_brethren7816 3 года назад +10

      Dude be careful of the gay, he might stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey 🦃😆

    • @slowmofries
      @slowmofries 3 года назад +3

      I will also be there Saturday it should be fun.

  • @tiptopmagoo1435
    @tiptopmagoo1435 3 года назад +120

    Shane don’t stop talking about history. Even if it’s just for Matt’s sake since he asked what year Churchill’s speech or when WW2 was lol.

    • @juggadadjones3966
      @juggadadjones3966 3 года назад +22

      We here for the war stories

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 3 года назад +6

      I gotta hear some more bingo tales

    • @bayareaomg
      @bayareaomg 3 года назад +2

      but really when is it again

    • @Pickledickers
      @Pickledickers 3 года назад +3

      You have to listen to Matts Irish Mythology episode on Collum Tyrells podcast he had one Irish Mythology story I think he had Collum convinced he was an expert beforehand I think it’s hilarious.

    • @KCatalano88
      @KCatalano88 3 года назад +7

      Shane's autistic love for history is one of his most endearing qualities

  • @brodeeo
    @brodeeo 3 года назад +68

    Saint Shane Bless Us With Laughter

    • @Atleast6characters
      @Atleast6characters 3 года назад +13

      Saint Mathew bless us with your sick knowledge of all things dawg

  • @ghostfacedninja1000
    @ghostfacedninja1000 3 года назад +55

    Shane's mayoral platform: "Come on now"

    • @zg9445
      @zg9445 Год назад +3

      Worked for Biden 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dchavira69
    @dchavira69 Год назад +15

    Calling beezer the ultimate ski and super loyal is funny as hell now hahaha

    • @TheMonty277
      @TheMonty277 Год назад

      Yes! I was looking for this one 🤣

    • @squatgang9174
      @squatgang9174 Год назад +1

      Did he leave?

    • @dchavira69
      @dchavira69 Год назад +1

      @@squatgang9174 he got caught stealing thousands from Shaner

    • @squatgang9174
      @squatgang9174 Год назад

      @@dchavira69 ohh shit how tf did that happen

    • @dchavira69
      @dchavira69 Год назад

      @@squatgang9174 he was lying about how much money the patreon was making and keeping it all. I think he stole like 10k from shaner and didn't pay the editor like 3k..

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 3 года назад +40

    It’s the time stamps for me dog. Love it. Also, green is Shane’s best color and now we are all drenched.

    • @dtxa7x
      @dtxa7x 3 года назад +2

      Waddup big dawg

    • @loudlyloathing8427
      @loudlyloathing8427 3 года назад

      Shane gay as hell.

    • @BigFarts0
      @BigFarts0 3 года назад +3

      Marry me

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад +4

      Consistently in a state of drenched whilst watching this podcast.

    • @nintendoROX121
      @nintendoROX121 3 года назад +1

      Green was Muhammad's (PBUH) favorite color as well

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад +79

    You are correct Shane... college girls certainly are "scrumptious" lol👍 Also, the viewing numbers and subscriber count is very telling of how great this podcast is, most have usually around 20-25% and some alot less than that... but there's only 4k subscribers who haven't watched this yet and its been out for only a day. The number of people watching is ridiculously high and i hope Gillis and Macgyver are proud of this as they should be... these guys rock.

    • @1der607
      @1der607 3 года назад +5

      New marketing manager for the cast?! Hell yeah Dom. Also, Macgyver saying mid afternoon about when he’s doing ice baths was lol funny

    • @zg9445
      @zg9445 Год назад +1

      Matt MacGruber

    • @quintonhershonNY
      @quintonhershonNY 11 месяцев назад +3

      This sounds like Matt on a fake account

  • @Backwetter1129
    @Backwetter1129 3 года назад +6

    Shane I gotta hear more Beezer voice 😂😂😂. “I got a fucking doooodle tooth!!” Got me fucking dying 😂😂😂.

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 3 года назад +8

    Yo i remember that dude from the intro, used to watch his ghost show with his uni buddies.

    • @Charbarrrrr
      @Charbarrrrr 3 года назад +1

      show was called "paranormal state" cuz they went to penn state. fuckin chomos

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 3 года назад +6

    The thought of beezer falling apart is hilarious

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx 2 года назад +13

    Matt’s reaction at 12:23 has me rewinding and laughing so hard every single time

    • @TTK1224
      @TTK1224 2 года назад +5

      Same with 37:05 for me haha

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 3 года назад +16

    Wow the boys did a podcast with the meat queen???

  • @rangerover95
    @rangerover95 3 года назад +19

    Rocking the Irish! Shane's mustache is fuckin On Point!

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +14

    Happy St. Patrick's Day Dawgz!

    • @dtxa7x
      @dtxa7x 3 года назад +2

      ☘️ 🇮🇪

  • @Gumbercules001
    @Gumbercules001 3 года назад +25

    peterson fans, welcome to the DAWG HOUSE

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin Год назад +2

    The history stuff is part of the appeal of this pod, never exclude it

  • @willflint46
    @willflint46 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:33 cenk uyger
    14:58 matt crumbin in his eye
    44:30 matt could become nutcracker urban legend

  • @jamesg7133
    @jamesg7133 3 года назад +26

    The production quality is just absolutely out of control 👌🏻
    “Burn this school to the ground” made me yell/laugh

  • @wesleyb82
    @wesleyb82 3 года назад +4

    The boys are back in town. Hell yeah.

  • @jackbrown3270
    @jackbrown3270 3 года назад +4

    i love this podcast because it feels like i shouldn't be hearing this personal conversation between two homies lol

  • @BalotelliFan713
    @BalotelliFan713 3 года назад +43

    M-"I don't want to burden some Jamaican lady with wiping my ass all day."
    S-"Sounds right up your alley."
    This EP was filled with greatness even though we are losing our country fellas. How great is our God?

  • @ThomasAndersonPhD
    @ThomasAndersonPhD 2 года назад +2

    46:45 Matt's eyes when Shane says "strangle" 😂

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 3 года назад +6

    why does Shane look like an Irish mechanic from a Guy Ritchie movie?

  • @thePaintbrushKid
    @thePaintbrushKid 3 года назад +5

    May the Dawgz live long and prosper! SODTAOE

  • @walesisasum
    @walesisasum 3 месяца назад +1

    Matt with the Cenk Uygur dazzle on Shane. Low blow.
    "Chank Uger??" lmao

  • @HarterConner
    @HarterConner 3 года назад +3

    Shane the real dawgz want more history talk.

  • @JustTookABigDump
    @JustTookABigDump 3 года назад +7

    Noah scream spelling Cenk ruled

  • @alexgzbro101
    @alexgzbro101 3 месяца назад +1

    These dudes bring me back to reality

  • @Suprized
    @Suprized 2 года назад +2

    so about the pacers/pistons fight and stephen jackson. He saw his brother get beat to death when he was young, and wished he could have helped him. So he would always jump in with 0 hesitation any time any of his team mates got into a fight. He rules

  • @jasonyount6036
    @jasonyount6036 3 года назад +6

    This episode is shrek one for sure!

  • @edwardwelle7010
    @edwardwelle7010 3 года назад +3

    DD been poppin off in the group. It rules

  • @michaelgordon2332
    @michaelgordon2332 3 года назад

    I work at UPS and I just packed hundred of thousands of “I got the Covid 19 Vaccine” campaign style buttons, that were being shipped to Philly. So yeah y’all were right about showing the vaccine thing

  • @sethjoyner391
    @sethjoyner391 3 года назад +16

    The Peterson podcast was awkwardly epic...she is a doll, u guys were hilarious

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki 3 года назад +3

    Imagining Shane tombstoning JP is so fucking funny man.

  • @bigblind_music
    @bigblind_music 3 года назад +4

    Partially blind checking in, we fuck with you big time.

  • @JoryTheJones
    @JoryTheJones 3 года назад +4

    Best track suit yet.

  • @maxnichols6753
    @maxnichols6753 3 года назад +1

    28:57 bout it, bout it reference to master p, 90s kids i love it

  • @nickcampbell6715
    @nickcampbell6715 3 года назад +1

    Dude I love Shane's history stuff

  • @PHXStats
    @PHXStats 2 года назад +2

    That louis impression is soo good

  • @1kohle2
    @1kohle2 8 месяцев назад +2

    Crazy that I’m listening to this for the first time in April 2024 and Iran just sent ballistic missiles and drones into Israel potentially kicking off WW3

  • @pbandj48
    @pbandj48 3 года назад +1

    loved the intro, just the right amount

  • @vincentmorrelli3025
    @vincentmorrelli3025 3 года назад +2

    Matt and Shane should come to Morgantown

  • @bigbluntman2895
    @bigbluntman2895 3 года назад +48

    I love the history shit

  • @kimbat454
    @kimbat454 8 месяцев назад +1

    "beezer is the most loyal Ski" *Sad Shaner Noises*

  • @omar_santana7124
    @omar_santana7124 3 года назад +5

    The real real ass podcast

  • @argosfuego3040
    @argosfuego3040 3 года назад

    So glad The Dawgs are back!

  • @RadBlockerAddicted
    @RadBlockerAddicted 2 года назад +2

    damn i guess lemaire was the one labelling the bits as chapters, that shit was helpful

  • @jeffreyleblanc5676
    @jeffreyleblanc5676 3 года назад +2

    I'm here at 12:57 am , boys. Juices.

  • @kissthesunn
    @kissthesunn 9 месяцев назад

    Matt is on fire in this one

  • @beazy6648
    @beazy6648 Год назад

    I don’t know if anyone else caught that but, “DefJab” was tight. Shout out to the Skis

  • @JRY17
    @JRY17 3 года назад +1

    Greased watermelon was from it's always sunny in philly

  • @joshuaniles9129
    @joshuaniles9129 3 года назад +6

    The scream cry had me dead

  • @theonetruejeremiel
    @theonetruejeremiel 3 года назад +1

    Loving the goatee, Shane. Looks good on ya. 😉

  • @mike811ward
    @mike811ward Год назад

    Gilly and McGiver still rockin

  • @SNNetwork
    @SNNetwork 3 года назад +1

    Dude perfect is the ultimate bro ski show lmao ... christian broski

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 3 года назад +3

    I'm craving tendies and honey mussies now

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 5 месяцев назад

      Finish it off with a doodle

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 Год назад

    Shoutsout to the Malice at the Palace (of Auburn Hills)

  • @NatsTown
    @NatsTown 3 года назад +8

    This episode is all-time

  • @maadmoode
    @maadmoode 2 месяца назад

    1:06:44 What a fucking legendary callback... Shane goddammit

  • @tylerdelong5508
    @tylerdelong5508 3 года назад +1

    Was that the dude from paranormal state in the opening?

  • @citylimit33
    @citylimit33 3 года назад +2

    shane looks like an Italian race car driver

  • @midcardheelhd8522
    @midcardheelhd8522 3 года назад +1

    Google Churchill Bengali Famine... Im a Churchill fan. But it's an eye opener. I think his exact words were" they mate like rabbits, its their problem."

    • @nintendoROX121
      @nintendoROX121 3 года назад

      Sounds like a good Christian man, if he helped those sinful heathens he'd be roasting in hell

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 3 года назад +4

    lol, Matt not knowing when WW2 was - jesus christ

  • @Fikroc
    @Fikroc 2 года назад +3

    going through old eps. wasn't expecting the stache 😆😆

  • @jamesnavarro3928
    @jamesnavarro3928 3 года назад +2

    I did see A LOT of comments of matt's pupils on the youtube comment section... Would be funny if his pupils were trending on youtube. But I think j p would physically DESTROY matt in a battle

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 3 года назад

      Peterson would have to come back to life first. He’s a fuckin hologram programmed by mikayla

  • @pitking503
    @pitking503 2 года назад +1

    ONE YEAR LATER: you think that dude they just caught that murders all those college students in Idaho recently, ever watched this episode?

    • @mitch1539
      @mitch1539 Год назад

      Lmao I had the same thought !

    • @dinoboydale
      @dinoboydale 9 месяцев назад

      Had to scroll too far for this

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 9 месяцев назад

    "Cenk Uyger, whats that?! Ive never even imagined that name!"

  • @chilliLRK
    @chilliLRK Год назад +1

    Idk why it took so long to like the cast. You guys are awesome

  • @joshc6551
    @joshc6551 2 года назад +1

    Shane rocks, mcgyvers sick too

  • @chrismathewsjr
    @chrismathewsjr 3 года назад +3

    i caught the jersey devil and smooched it. in washington, though not in new jersey.

  • @billyno-talent345
    @billyno-talent345 3 года назад +2

    Happy ski Patrick’s day crack a cold one and cool up

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON Год назад +2

    Dude, don’t piss off Chunk Yogurt or he’ll do your dog

  • @KennyP.Gemstone
    @KennyP.Gemstone 3 года назад

    Shanetaclaus, bringing laughter, and nut punches. 🧍‍♂️🍒🤛🙇‍♂️

  • @jumperhighpd
    @jumperhighpd 2 года назад +1

    administering a cold pilsner as we speak

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 4 месяца назад

      Medically of course

  • @christaylor3485
    @christaylor3485 Год назад

    And it all falls apart..... so relevant today

  • @julesanderson2083
    @julesanderson2083 3 года назад +1

    Here for that sweet intro bebeeee

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 3 года назад +1

    Did Matt say Young Men 3 times to sound like ymca? Or is he just a comedic genius?🤣

  • @Sora744
    @Sora744 3 года назад +2

    Aren't these fools brothers? And aren't they both the older brothers of Bill from the Warmode podcast?

  • @Vicegrips11
    @Vicegrips11 3 года назад +1

    Cenk Uygur sounds like something ya get kicked of SNL for 😂

  • @Minecaffer
    @Minecaffer 22 дня назад

    I cried laughing at Shane punching some rando at a frat party but damn what an asshole lmao

  • @r0ookie
    @r0ookie Год назад

    Captain of the Aquatic-Bullying team

  • @LevphonicMusic
    @LevphonicMusic 3 года назад +1

    I'm a brother from Cali and have never, EVER, thought about going to bingo, but if I did go with anyone, it would have to be Shane cause the jokes would be endless.

  • @ad99757
    @ad99757 3 года назад +1

    Not to heap on the pile...a year ago I had the thought Matt looks like Macgyver.

  • @mrmikeriley
    @mrmikeriley 3 года назад +1

    I have been playing an insane amount of golf recently.... also adopted 4 hobbits... kids... whatever

  • @yurpndurpnslurpn
    @yurpndurpnslurpn 3 года назад +1

    Gahdang this one was a hot cast🤘

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 5 месяцев назад +1

      Daggummit

    • @yurpndurpnslurpn
      @yurpndurpnslurpn 5 месяцев назад

      @rakim126 3 years later and I still say wow. What a hot cast

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 3 года назад +1

    Needed this today

  • @liamkennaway7857
    @liamkennaway7857 3 года назад +4

    The goats

  • @emeraldweb7169
    @emeraldweb7169 Год назад +1

    I love Matt

  • @txnurse101
    @txnurse101 11 месяцев назад +1

    Shane has similar cadence to Louie ck

  • @rafes8206
    @rafes8206 3 года назад +1

    i'm so outraged by this teen melodrama

  • @tp3u
    @tp3u 4 месяца назад

    It’s hilarious how MLS new York is literally just the red bull team….