MSSP - Matt's Proprietary Dong Wax

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @scorpionz982
    @scorpionz982 2 года назад +1271

    I like how the blend never got more complex than just straight coconut oil

    • @TiltvikLHS
      @TiltvikLHS 2 года назад

      Be careful dawg, the shamans west coast legal team might come after you for spreading the proprietary blend without consent.

    • @gordona7081
      @gordona7081 2 года назад +445

      It’s proprietary

    • @cornelionsqween8028
      @cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад +33

      what about the chocolate magic shell dip?

    • @charliec2966
      @charliec2966 Год назад +4

      Where do I buy?

    • @VaanshLakhwara
      @VaanshLakhwara Год назад

      He’s got a real slick dick thought

  • @peanutarbuckle2980
    @peanutarbuckle2980 2 года назад +1506

    matt is a real life "its always sunny" character

    • @fallout3freak360
      @fallout3freak360 2 года назад +76

      Matt as regular at Paddy’s is a great idea

    • @GlassofAIDS
      @GlassofAIDS 2 года назад +121

      I like Shane, but as I've been getting into MSSP it's incredible how much Matt's brain is what drives the pod.

    • @marcusrussell3716
      @marcusrussell3716 2 года назад +26

      This is the greatest description of Matt.

    • @hungry6012
      @hungry6012 2 года назад +33

      Dong wax sounds like a sunny plot device

    • @rudiguliani4243
      @rudiguliani4243 2 года назад +37

      @@hungry6012 Fight milk, kitten mittens, and dong wax belong together

  • @jimmyrustler8983
    @jimmyrustler8983 Год назад +524

    "The oily bird gets the ringworm" - Sun Tzu

  • @sl1ck557
    @sl1ck557 Год назад +123

    That deep sigh from Shane whenever Matt has an insane idea gets me every time.

  • @mikumonsoon
    @mikumonsoon 2 года назад +530

    “i’m doing exercises to get my foreskin back” LMAO

    • @WalkingPaceWP
      @WalkingPaceWP 2 года назад +74

      stolen valor on us foreskinned dawgs

    • @CapcomGod
      @CapcomGod 2 года назад

      unironically works tho can confirm from experience kek just not in the r*tard way explained here

    • @junior1388666
      @junior1388666 2 года назад +25

      He's culturally appropriating south americans

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan Год назад +25

      “my yeast infection *might* have something to do with my foreskin reconstruction exercises” just on another planet lmao

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 2 года назад +431

    "Dude! Youre a fucking space cadet!" Is the most accurate description of Matt that I could imagine lmao

    • @padtully95
      @padtully95 2 года назад +12

      @A Z when you call someone a space cadet that basically means they're off In space, or eccentric or just a weird dude

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 2 года назад +2

      @A Z What does "Out to lunch" mean?

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 2 года назад

      @A Z Super crazy gay dudes are fun.

    • @jacobs1047
      @jacobs1047 2 года назад +11

      @A Z I hear this in Canada, it means that your body is there but your brain is out to lunch

  • @Pneubeteube
    @Pneubeteube 2 года назад +313

    The more I watch this podcast the more I realize that Matt is a modern day alchemist, in philosophy and practice

    • @marshallblansett9254
      @marshallblansett9254 Год назад +19

      With the state that America is in it's a good sign that people like Matt are getting into these practices.

    • @B.C.101
      @B.C.101 Год назад +7

      ​@@marshallblansett9254 And dong wax is only the beginning.

    • @TheSpagheti
      @TheSpagheti 7 месяцев назад

      Philosophy, practice, and proprietary.

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 2 года назад +456

    There is something about Matt, that makes him seem like a smart 14 year old. Like he’s smart and dumb at the same time.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +55

      Curiosity plus naivety

    • @wsoares89
      @wsoares89 Год назад

      Fr. He is simultaneously one of the greatest philosophers to ever live while also being one of the stupidest humans to ever exist

    • @FreddieJ65
      @FreddieJ65 Год назад

      Legit!

    • @margaritaandthemasters
      @margaritaandthemasters Год назад +28

      ​@@T_D_B_ plus a huge dose of teenage confidence

    • @ithinkimarealboy2402
      @ithinkimarealboy2402 Год назад +13

      Don't besmirch Matt. He is wise beyond his years. The Shaman guides us Dawgs.

  • @Supreme_Sals
    @Supreme_Sals 8 месяцев назад +21

    0:13 That initial huff exhale from Shane is so hilarious

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 2 года назад +163

    That exasperated exhale from Shane right after Matt said men can get yeast infections. LMAO

  • @jwoahlnt
    @jwoahlnt 2 года назад +281

    Lmao matt is the funniest human being on earth I swear.
    Shout out manhood
    shout out jelking
    Shout out dong wax

    • @peanutarbuckle2980
      @peanutarbuckle2980 2 года назад +7

      Used to be. Before he had kids and got married. This is five years old.

    • @nickinskeep
      @nickinskeep 2 года назад +10

      @@peanutarbuckle2980 that'll happen

    • @rudiguliani4243
      @rudiguliani4243 2 года назад +8

      Lurk more newphag. The shaman is an expert in Jelqing not jelking

    • @jwoahlnt
      @jwoahlnt 2 года назад

      @@rudiguliani4243 lurk more? Smd pussboi

    • @melodydantalionmellowastar1990
      @melodydantalionmellowastar1990 Год назад +2

      @@peanutarbuckle2980 I'm glad to hear he's living the dream

  • @JrLv38944
    @JrLv38944 2 года назад +130

    0:00 Genesis of Mccusker’s Dong wax
    5:35 Matt’s clinic visit
    16:48 Shamans long road to recovery
    18:45 More Dong shenanigans / Doctor Mccuskers
    25:25 Dong Wax side effects

  • @sapermader2198
    @sapermader2198 Год назад +142

    Shanes reaction to hearing matt was back to applying homemade dick wax to his bird was like someone hearing a friend who is an ex alcoholic took back to the bottle 😂

    • @milesshirley6251
      @milesshirley6251 Год назад +4

      Shane breathes heavy in the beginning like “my friend is about to say some insane shit”

  • @zacharychristy8928
    @zacharychristy8928 2 года назад +98

    Shane's sigh after Matt first said "Dong wax" said everything you need to know 🤣

  • @stickynicky8908
    @stickynicky8908 2 года назад +195

    Maybe my favorite arc throughout the whole cast is Matt’s messed up dong

  • @chocktaebolanca757
    @chocktaebolanca757 5 месяцев назад +14

    “Dong wax, think about it.”
    This is the funniest man on Earth

  • @lw3894
    @lw3894 Год назад +21

    Shane reminds me so much of my late best friend. He would always be so shocked at my weird ideas and conspiracies and would always try to be the voice of reason but i was not having it lol Thanks for bringing back my fav memories boys

  • @rangeEater
    @rangeEater 2 года назад +72

    I’ve started syringing this stuff directly in my sensitive bellend and it’s working wonders. Not only is my yeast infection gone but my urethra is also permanently closed

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +10

      Do you use a hot water bottle to get your crums out?

    • @goofygoobergod1666
      @goofygoobergod1666 Год назад

      Tic tac

  • @KinoTechUSA69
    @KinoTechUSA69 2 года назад +100

    Doc McCusky's dong wax has saved my life several times over.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +6

      It's also delicious on toast

  • @tbug50
    @tbug50 Год назад +31

    “Tell us the ingredients”
    “It’s a proprietary blend dude”

    • @retrodadstl
      @retrodadstl 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂 its proprietary😂😂

  • @johnnyhammersticks88
    @johnnyhammersticks88 Год назад +13

    “Rx-stop touchin your bird” 😂😂

  • @quainejohnson4808
    @quainejohnson4808 Год назад +20

    It's so funny how they talk to each other in mortal kombat terms
    "the black dude stood behind me and Shao Khan'd the whole thing"

  • @Dingleberrycrunch36
    @Dingleberrycrunch36 2 года назад +49

    For proprietary blends you still have to disclose all the ingredients, you just dont have to display the amount

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +4

      Thanks for that info no one asked for bud

    • @Dingleberrycrunch36
      @Dingleberrycrunch36 2 года назад +33

      @@T_D_B_ any time p.a.l.

    • @Dingleberrycrunch36
      @Dingleberrycrunch36 2 года назад

      @@T_D_B_ stands for Personal Ass Licker, in case you’re wondering

    • @strongbongus
      @strongbongus Год назад +4

      so you don’t have to put “100% coconut oil”, it’s just “coconut oil”

  • @nickkerr5714
    @nickkerr5714 2 года назад +15

    1:22 and Shane cracked the secret ingredient lmao

  • @finster6266
    @finster6266 2 года назад +53

    Matt’s the funniest man on earth I swear… fuckin dong wax lmfao

  • @Disc0-Delta
    @Disc0-Delta Год назад +20

    Shanes so prophetic about what will happen about the dong wax

  • @Stealth_boy
    @Stealth_boy Год назад +22

    My brother calls my schizophrenic sister a space cadet and I’m finally getting it

  • @sethrobinson28
    @sethrobinson28 2 года назад +28

    Literally a concoction

  • @cullenshaver106
    @cullenshaver106 2 года назад +35

    I like how they keep referring to it as a rash despite it clearly being ringworm

  • @gunkanjima3408
    @gunkanjima3408 10 месяцев назад +5

    Who knew that Matt makes Shane look normal

  • @NoPe-n1j
    @NoPe-n1j 6 месяцев назад +2

    “You think they were taking a knee on me?” 😂😂😂

  • @hugosabato7662
    @hugosabato7662 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of the best pod clips you guys out out, holy moly I lol’d almost the entire time

  • @Dom-mw8gk
    @Dom-mw8gk 2 года назад +13

    "dries your bird to kingdom come"

  • @tookie36
    @tookie36 Год назад +5

    2:06 Shane predicts the future

  • @geoff9905
    @geoff9905 2 года назад +28

    As soon as Shane asked, how did they conduct the std screening, every girl he's ever bagged screamed in unison.

  • @dalemcdade3010
    @dalemcdade3010 Год назад +3

    I love the subtle “join or die” in the back

  • @rodrigocarrillo3663
    @rodrigocarrillo3663 2 года назад +17

    One of the greater sagas in history

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +1

      An epic tale for the ages

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 4 месяца назад +2

    Matt is the wikipedia "[citation needed]" tag manifest into a human, and I'm all for it

  • @nvrted4809
    @nvrted4809 4 месяца назад +4

    i am absolutely crying in the gym rn i cannot bench😭😭😭

  • @1X2Y3Zk
    @1X2Y3Zk 2 года назад +38

    It is actually super common for people to catch ringworm from dogs…..

    • @toshi7429
      @toshi7429 2 года назад

      he does wrestle naked with his dogs too. i remember matt saying his wife told him that his as5 was dirty once or something while he was doing it

    • @trip4923
      @trip4923 2 года назад

      If you go doggystyle on enough pups, you're bound to catch a rash or two.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад +3

      Yiiiiiikes

    • @Ballsandcheese19
      @Ballsandcheese19 10 месяцев назад +1

      What about dog girls? Asking for a friend

    • @SqueaksUofA
      @SqueaksUofA 9 месяцев назад

      That’s how I got one on my knee when I was little. Playing with beagle puppies in a dog pen.

  • @ChasingFin
    @ChasingFin Год назад +3

    Got a HEP C ad at the end of the video 😂 thanks Matt for battling!

  • @jrector04
    @jrector04 2 года назад +1

    Hell yea, I’ve been waiting for someone to splice the before and after episodes

  • @RocketCityGardener
    @RocketCityGardener 2 года назад +11

    Coconut oil, old spice, and tendy grease

  • @everyvillainislemons7583
    @everyvillainislemons7583 Год назад +5

    “Reconstruct my bird”

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 10 месяцев назад

      Porn parody of the post-bellum south...

  • @Initial__B
    @Initial__B 2 года назад +6

    saziraph hit me like a 432 flute

  • @charliec2966
    @charliec2966 Год назад +5

    McCuskie's Diamond Dong Wax.
    "Shine Bright Like A Diamond"

  • @aanntthhoonnyy
    @aanntthhoonnyy 11 месяцев назад +3

    Shoutout to all the dawgs waxing bird

  • @SqueaksUofA
    @SqueaksUofA 9 месяцев назад

    Incredible. Matt talking about his ashy bird and I immediately thought of a Phoenix reference and without skipping a beat - in comes Shane with the same reference.
    I’m home fellas!

  • @Kyrosfam
    @Kyrosfam 12 дней назад

    Nothing kills me like matts unorthodox rants, Jesus

  • @AgentZ3R0.
    @AgentZ3R0. Год назад +11

    Can someone please get Theo con and Matt together for a podcast. I’d love to listen to them co-sign each others shit for 2 hours haha

    • @Chibears1523
      @Chibears1523 24 дня назад

      Did you watch the one recently?

    • @AgentZ3R0.
      @AgentZ3R0. 17 часов назад

      @ I did! Loved it! What did you think of their on Mic Banter/Chemistry?

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 2 года назад +24

    It's Proprietary...

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Год назад

    8:33 Jesus Christ Shane... That really is how you get yourself shot in public 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nomadestra
    @Nomadestra Год назад +4

    Dong Wars: Return Of The Foreskin

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 Год назад +6

    When he said it helps bring the fat cells to his dick to increase the girth made me piss my pants

  • @GP-ch9ys
    @GP-ch9ys 2 года назад +40

    Shout to all the uncirc’d dawgs that don’t give into the female aesthetic.👊🏼

    • @mr.bidnessman2469
      @mr.bidnessman2469 2 года назад

      Never give up your foreskin like all those other mutilated freaks. The Good Lord Jesus Christ didn’t make a mistake when he made our dicks.

    • @tomik6537
      @tomik6537 2 года назад

      shout out to having feeling in your dic during sex 👍

    • @tomik6537
      @tomik6537 2 года назад +12

      shout out to not partaking in a tradition based around sanitation practices thkusand years ago

    • @Bran_Flakesx7
      @Bran_Flakesx7 2 года назад +11

      @@tomik6537 shout out to the long-term health benefits of chewing on your own smeg 🦾🎓

    • @tomik6537
      @tomik6537 2 года назад

      @@Bran_Flakesx7 Hey idiot, take a bath and WASH. youre not 5 anymore

  • @DerangedTrapper
    @DerangedTrapper 2 года назад +1

    Your channel is the best, keep it up homie

  • @tyca659
    @tyca659 2 года назад +1

    "pet friendly" got me 😂😅

  • @philgiordano7715
    @philgiordano7715 8 месяцев назад

    This is the most Matt thing ever, it’s almost like someone imitating him

  • @davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166
    @davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166 2 года назад +13

    when you take into consideration Matts romantic proclivity - of course it is coconut oil

    • @cesartapia610
      @cesartapia610 2 года назад

      @@T_D_B_ It works? Wait, it does what exactly?

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ Год назад +1

      ​@Cesar Tapia it's just natural lube... general use multi purpose type of this... brown folks ❤ the stuff 😂

  • @tomik6537
    @tomik6537 2 года назад +10

    but is it propriatary?

  • @kylebardin4786
    @kylebardin4786 9 месяцев назад

    “Dead man walkin” 😂😂

  • @fallout3freak360
    @fallout3freak360 2 года назад +2

    I could totally see Matt working on some stuff with Will Blunderfield

  • @John-mf1sz
    @John-mf1sz 11 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that he got ringworm from this shit is so insanely hilarious.

    • @Cobbido
      @Cobbido 3 месяца назад

      you don't get ringworm from coconut oil

  • @aspiringnormie9499
    @aspiringnormie9499 2 года назад +8

    It's a proprietary blend.

  • @anthonyrose2232
    @anthonyrose2232 2 года назад +26

    Matt is 100% correct on circumcision. It was the 90s so I don’t hold my parents too morally responsible but good grief, imagine your child is born into a crazy new world, and one of the first things you do is mutilate his unit 🤢

  • @bobbosnap1693
    @bobbosnap1693 9 месяцев назад +1

    I laughed so hard I had to stop at 3min to catch my breath... why do we still not have dong wax!

  • @whitebroccoli694
    @whitebroccoli694 2 года назад +4

    These two should have a tv show. Matt is like the funny nutty guy and Shane the straight guy.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад

      If you mean broadcast TV, unfortunately, that is a dying medium. As a result, they are in a death spiral of lesser quality output. So I would say a network or cable show would never be a good a the podcast. Subscribe to the boys Patreon. Watch the entire cast in long form. If you like these clips, you'll love the full cast. That is the show you seek.

  • @maximeb190
    @maximeb190 9 месяцев назад

    Matt is the goat for this. Anyone else restoring?

  • @bnizzle8500
    @bnizzle8500 2 года назад +5

    Matt is doctor dong M.D.! Doctor Doogie trouser snake M.D.!

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 2 года назад +10

    snake oil shaman

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 2 года назад +4

      his dong wax is literally oil for his snake

  • @johnnyhammersticks88
    @johnnyhammersticks88 Год назад +1

    Calling your d**k your bird is just so funny. Where tf did that even originate? Why bird? Lmao

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ Год назад +1

      I don't know the origin but it's def widely used Philly area slang

    • @johnnyhammersticks88
      @johnnyhammersticks88 Год назад +1

      @@T_D_B_ well they are the eagles?

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit Год назад +1

      I feel like there may be a connection between the term "bird" and "the old twig and berries"

    • @peepas2633
      @peepas2633 10 месяцев назад

      It kinda looks like a bird

    • @SqueaksUofA
      @SqueaksUofA 9 месяцев назад

      I think the term bird for your dick originated with The Rat Pack. They had their own slang language and bird was one of them.
      Could be wrong though.

  • @mdvv-2521
    @mdvv-2521 9 месяцев назад

    Is every episode including the old episodes available on Patreon. I really want to hear the first episodes they’re not available on spotify

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies Год назад +1

    Shane shitting on it the whole time is great

  • @toatsmagoats72
    @toatsmagoats72 Год назад +1

    that nurse had ring worm on her worm ring

  • @mattf8479
    @mattf8479 Год назад +1

    I had the same experience at that urgent care on city ave

  • @NDRonin1401
    @NDRonin1401 Год назад +5

    Forget coconut oil.
    100% pure almond oil is where it's at.
    Been using it through 8 years of dating and marriage and it's Shrek 1 !
    Perfect for bird and puss.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Год назад +1

      Jojoba oil is good for those with nut allergies, too. 👍

    • @NDRonin1401
      @NDRonin1401 Год назад +1

      @@jimmyrustler8983 if your woman has a nut allergy, you have a bigger problem than lube 🤣

    • @MichaelBrown-wx6zq
      @MichaelBrown-wx6zq Год назад

      On the beef tallow train myself. Highly reccomend

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 Год назад

    “Dong Wax & T-Shirts dude”

  • @AU-pu9vl
    @AU-pu9vl 2 года назад +1

    i dont know if this was urgent care hahahahaahahahahah

  • @T_double_U
    @T_double_U Год назад +1

    Lmao proprietary blend

  • @codyb1909
    @codyb1909 6 месяцев назад +1

    MSSP needs to be in gta 6

  • @whyshouldibeats
    @whyshouldibeats Год назад

    I remember when I first heard the ep with dong wax. Incredible saga

  • @geo8367
    @geo8367 Год назад +2

    Side effects of Dong Wax©may lead to ringworm

  • @halfpint90
    @halfpint90 Год назад +8

    The fact that he got ring worm a few weeks after this is great

  • @kevina8858
    @kevina8858 Год назад +1

    Goes away and comes back??? MATTYS got the herpiederpies 😂😂😂

  • @joshuafriesen4436
    @joshuafriesen4436 4 дня назад

    Man I wish I had a bro like how these guys are bros

  • @loopeygoopey
    @loopeygoopey 2 месяца назад

    there’s something different about Shane‘s voice in these early episodes can’t quite put my finger on it

  • @adamhoward7221
    @adamhoward7221 2 года назад +3

    I wish they sold a dong wax shirt

  • @Buelr
    @Buelr 2 года назад +10

    I’m in dyer need of dong wax

  • @Nickl920
    @Nickl920 2 года назад +2

    in the morning, and at night if you want.

  • @MrJayheller
    @MrJayheller 2 года назад

    Okay I didn’t have my glasses I looked at tittle real quick…
    Thought said Matt doing wax…
    Complete different subject to my surprise

  • @bradyhale6191
    @bradyhale6191 2 года назад +4

    “DoNg wAx???”

    • @John_Notmylastname
      @John_Notmylastname 2 года назад +2

      Did you hear Shane’s exhale right after Matt said men can get yeast infections?

    • @bradyhale6191
      @bradyhale6191 2 года назад

      @@John_Notmylastname i swear Matt makes Shane confused if he’s the weird one sometimes😂

  • @boi4369
    @boi4369 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would pay so much money for a McCusker’s Dong Wax shirt

  • @neekbot
    @neekbot Год назад +2

    Lmaoo imagine if instead of massage parlors it was janky doctors offices and the doctors wack you off

    • @boosted_spirit
      @boosted_spirit Год назад

      They used to for women back in the day.
      Wife complaining too much or sad?
      Hysterical.
      Doctor would fingerblast her to cure it.
      If that didn't work you could have her lobotomized.
      Simpler times

  • @nathaniellavender9388
    @nathaniellavender9388 3 месяца назад

    I totally forgot about Bleed for This

  • @JamieBrennan
    @JamieBrennan Месяц назад

    proprietary blend hahaha he is fucking brilliant.

  • @CinoThoughtExperiment
    @CinoThoughtExperiment 2 года назад +4

    Matt’s right I got a coco oil hj and it was probably as close to head as it can get 10/10 would recommend

  • @adamburdock1020
    @adamburdock1020 9 месяцев назад

    It’s proprietary dude 😂

  • @defshrimp
    @defshrimp Год назад

    This is the funniest bit ever.

  • @reneromero829
    @reneromero829 Год назад +1

    I feel like matt just didn't wash his hands before application

  • @schophi
    @schophi 2 года назад +2

    these would be great to have as a podcast on spotify and such

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 2 года назад

      I think the boys might not appreciate that. RUclips is one thing, but other apps might be a step too far.

    • @humbean5683
      @humbean5683 Год назад

      @@T_D_B_ peep is certified by the cast