MSSP - Levels Of Black Culture
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 74 34 33 65 69 28
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I'm kinda tempted to make Shane Biggie my profile pic
Yes.
Doit
do it or I will
It's money
The *PeePop Notification High Council* has agreed.
The change is permitted and endorsed.
For matt to say there is 3 levels of black and 5 levels of white totally arbitrarily is a hilarious accident
Literally the worst 2 numbers you could choose in that situation lmao
The ole 3/5 compromise razzle dazzle revival
i’m glad someone else caught that
trust the asian to factor this out
Holy shit that's great. Surprised Shane didn't catch that
6:11 "I went to my girlfriends hairdressers friends party..." 🤣🤣🤣 Shane just lets that go like a real dawg.
Yeah for blacks they’ll build a 10 year plus relationship with their barber
3:22 "Holding up traffic to talk to your friend for 5 minutes" getting bumped to Level 4 to make room for black Israelites at Level 5 😂😭
Tombstone-ing your kids at Wal-Mart, being lvl. 5 black is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard 2:39
I was trying to sleep to this then that part hit me like a ton of bricks
I'm pretty high atm. I dont get this one
@@SmokeytheBear66 Tombstoning is a Pro Wrestling move. He's talking about hitting kids in public.
Love the avi. And ur comment made me lol
Have you see the version with the merchant as the brain and the sheeeeeeiitt guy as body he’s controlling?
Like, the movie Tombstone? With Kurt Russel? And Val Kilmer? And Billy Bob Thornton?
“He laid with a black lady, in a convenience store, behind bulletproof glass. He slept in a bodega for 3 days. Like a Puerto Rican’s cat.”
Shane just immediately pulling out "E.I. by Nelly" was pretty fucking funny.
It’s “whoomp, there it is” though
Being black I love seeing Matt and Shane’s take on the black community from their perspective they are some hilarious guys.
It's absolutely hilarious! 🤣
Good try Shane
My life was falling apart before I listened to this video, and now I'm the head of multi level marketing about the levels of blackness.
Shane going “ i turned the tupac movie off “ to “ i watched no country for old men, great fucking movie “ in five seconds automatically puts him at level 5 😂
I was leg pressing as shane was talking about the dude wearing a scream costume under his football gear and when he said he flapped his arms like wings and said he was a ghost I almost failed to lift the weight back up and nearly died
How tf did you make it pass the E.I. by Nelly part???😂😂
The true most dangerous game is lifting to funny shit.
@@Khan.WrathOfI was bench pressing while listening to Cum town once... Last time I did thst. 😂 almost died
all of you fat
I almost fell into a ravine because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see where I was walking
Ngl…Shane looks clean af in that Coogi sweater 😂
Validated
"I got attacked by a black red neck guy, first time I've ever seen it"
"A black red neck guy? That's sick"
Bruh claimed he got "attached" then went on to explain how he chased their truck in a fit of road rage 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
This version of Matt looks like he’d wear a lot of Carolina blue, rock a thin gold rope chain and drive a busted up impala.
Glorious
And like he’s picking his gf up from high school like “do you have a cigarette babe”
Hey, I know that guy
💯
@@keircampbell9374 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@keircampbell9374 lmao
Level 2 White: You can go on a construction site 😂😂😂
So Mexican?
@@GR-od1tpA White Mexican, perhaps, they still exist about 20 percent of Mexico but they rarely immigrate, because they are richer than the more indigenous Mexicans, they are more Spainard= more money. And they mostly reside in Mexico city, North Mexico, Sinaloa and North East Mexico.
If you crush a warhead and then go to sleep you a different breed 😂
Gaddafi did actually see himself as a champion of Africa. He was a huge proponent for a more integrated African Union and a single gold based currency for all of Africa etc. There were many reasons why the powers at be in the west would want him out of the picture, hun trying to arm radicals in the US really is a footnote in the mf list.
"We came, we saw, he died. Huhahahahahaha!"
-Hildog
Bro was a fuggin nut job dude. He was just a narcissist who thought he was the man of the people, but the people just beat him to death brutally.
Matt is seriously the funniest guy on podcasts... i listen to a lot and no one hits me like Matt. He was so good in Season 2 of Gilly and Keeves.
Where is season 2 of G&K?
"No one's ever gotten this far before!" 😂
I googled the bank robbery Shane was talking about, and apparently it was Tupac's step-dad, who was released from prison 3 days ago.
"5 is tombstoning their kids at wallmart" 😂😂😂 bruhhhhh
shane kills me with the black Israelites 😂 you just have to know em
My dad redecorated the front of the house and set up as the focal point 3 diagonally descending pictures of my little brothers football pics and it looks like an evolution from squirtle to warturtle to blastoise
At least one of his sons is straight
I’m getting a tattoo done and the part where Shane asked if the black anthem was Nelly I jumped laughing and fucked up my tattoo lol.
I was getting tattooed last week, and was laughing so hard listening to MSSP I had to shut it off. My artist was all "Hey, can you please stop moving."
Next time try "completing the circuit" by touching thumb to middle finger, drastically reduces tension and works for dental work, etc.
@@SoBayK80 I’ll give it a shot. I got several appointments over the next 2 months.
@@SoBayK80 nice tip, thanks,man
Matt’s mortal combat, street fighters, and wrestling references are unmatched
"American political activist... how about murderer?"😂😂
Shane saying the black national anthem is ei by Nelly has me in tears
The funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
When I was locked up in 06 I use to watch hood fuckin black dudes watch Smallville the super man show that shit was amazing. I figured the only thing that could top it was watch them watch a magic show.
When i was locked up, all the hood black guys watched Charmed every single day. It started because the chicks were hot, but they got way into it
Bro who didn’t watch smallville in 2006?
Level 1 black is anime fan with black eyeliner.
Level 5 black is using your tax return to buy food stamps then trade those stamps for drugs. Instead of just using the money.
Got a level 5 white that has done that same move
Its called arbitrage. Find a drug addict selling $200 worth of food stamps for $100 cash and you've just curb stomped inflation.
Re-invest that into the drug of choice of your food stamp plug and now you can trade with that instead USD and now you have increased the trade surplus even further in your favor.
No different than buying bitcoin, cashing out, trading that cash for gold or some other stable commodity and cashing out again.
“Chill with the white power “ Lmao
Angela Davis went on that Finding your Roots show and it turns out shes descended from someone who came here on the Mayflower. It's pretty hilarious.
Oh, damn?! That was her?!!!
is it "e.i." by nelly? i cant im fucking dying
Love how Shane thinks Logic is a big part of youth culture
I mean that 1-800 song was huge in like 2017
He was at the time. This ep is 2017 or 2018
I remember I was gonna kill myself but then logic made suicide corny af with that song so I didn’t
I just got back home from a hard blackout+mental breakdown and this notification popped up. Couldn’t have had better timing you’re awesome✌️
That was me a few weeks ago. You'll be alreet lad.
I love you
Take less narcotics, perhaps.
Hang in there bruv! talk therapy literally saved my life, I know not everybody is the same but I kept blacking out along with the mental breakdown/ panic attack hangover. I ain’t no doc bruv!
@@Khathaar he won’t be alright tho 💯
matt and shane, the culture writers
20:37 "I am a ghost" LOL 😂😂😂
“Is it e i by Nelly?” Lmao
"They look like horses that just got born" 😂😂😂 So true. Not an OUNCE of athleticism or simple body awareness. Just an overthinking and anxious brain with a body for a vehicle...and a shit vehicle at that.
Matt is so god damn funny oh my god 3 levels
As if this podcast couldn’t get any better the fact that Shane also loves NCFOM just makes my day
peepop always coming in clutch
It’s so funny to me that people are ashamed of growing up with a successful parents
Saying the white to black level ration is 3/5 is wild
I hope Matt's wife actually told him they sang the black national anthem in school 🤣
Malcolm x died in 1965 and Gaddafi took power in Libya in 1969. Jesus Christ Matt
13:22 E.I. by Nelly. I'm fuckin dead 😂😂😂
Black icon Shane Gillis
"Sorry, I watch a lot of porn" - man who has totally quit porn
That “omg” was so funny
The convenience store story is god-tier Shaman lore
The Notorious SG… respect ✊
"Is it E.I by nelly?"
The ultimate dawg, peepop
3/5 ths compromise holy howd shane not catch this 😂😂😂
"they look like horses that just been born" killed me
Praise be my dawgs
Hell nah I would never shoot a truck and I carry every day💀😂
Nelly - E.I. is the black national anthem now.
I went to Scotland and we were a smaller school but all heart Lol😂. We kicked the shit out of a lot of schools and was state champs in basketball mostly and track and field (check the records) 95 percent of us were from Philly and negros of course and the total school attendance from year to year was never more then 300-350 students TOTAL. The area loved when our school shut down I’m sure😅 Shane you the man sir!
Bro said “is it E.I. by Nelly?” 😂😂😂 my god dude…that was amazing😂😂
2:34 lol when he said Stacey Dash I had been so sure he was going to be talking about Condoleesa Rice… so glad that’s what Shane said XP
LMAO I CALLED IT! I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA SAY CONDOLLEEZA RICE
Mat said he had already been through the black church thing when he went to the Universoul Circus. I would love video of this.
Fast forward a year and the black national anthem is being played at the Super Bowl
Omfg @13:25 ! Matt says to Shane, "did you know that there's a black national anthem?" And then when Shane says, "what?.... Is it E.I. by Nelly? I had literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. GD 😂
girlfriends hairdressers friend
Nothing hits like the Old Testament
🎵 I miss my cousin 🎵
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt
I just watched the new Jonah hill movie “you people” and this is basically the same thing
Ken is the only black guy in my office and he drives a Subaru.
Hallelujah! Thanks be to peepop.
Shout out northeast Philly 🙌🏻🙌🏻 215 🙌🏻🙌🏻
He slept in a bodega for three days like a Puerto Rican's cat
Anyone know where to see the collage mentioned at @19:10?
The Wild Wild West
The universal circus and black church comparison was gold
Our constitutional brothers with some solid 3/5th’s gabbing.
"Is it E.I. by Nelly?"
💀 💀
Matt randomly throwin out “White Power” mid sentence just made shit real awkward for me at break on lunch with the dawgs 😂😂😂
Omg…. “You know there is a black national anthem?… is it EI by Nelly?” ….😂😂😂😂
The math checks out
Sleeping in a bodega is fucking wild 😂
2:45 dead lool
One thumbnail to rule them all
Who's the guy in the cowboy hat?
Idk that One thumbnail with the Charizard and Blue eye white dragon is pretty GOAT tier
Shane is mad insightful, he's able to explain black artists making music that deviates from what's generally seen as the norm for "black music" because they're starting to realize that they can just be themselves whilst making his explanation absolutely fuckin hilarious, this a dope podcast.
The part about level 1 white people running lmao
Out of all this video, matt sayin "check your privellage dude" about having fleas , cracked my shit up the most 😂😂
“Informer”=snowman
dat boa Matt stay wit da candy lady dawg
9:40 "F*ckin' Dej Loaf like a stud."
I've rewatched that part like 5 times, where do they say anything about Dej Loaf?
No Country For Old Men is fucking fantastic. It’s in my top ten too, probably my number one honestly.
Black Israelite’s are a 5 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 hilarious!!!
Level of blackness should be a number corresponding to how late they show up on average
Invited my neighbor to a Sunday BBQ, 2 days before on Friday, he didn't show up, until the following Sunday knocking on my door with food asking when it starts. He showed up a week late 🤣
Level of blackness usually goes hand and hand with what car they drive, if they got a beat to shit 90s/2000s chrysler or GM product theyre high level black easily
@@Garf2Odamn , I’m like a level 5 lol. Also sick profile pic , love the Foundation video.
@@Garf2Owith or without the rims worth more than the car?
I usually go for the binary house/field cateogries of black
Tom Hanks from Big lmaooo
Whoa, Matt, are you trying to say they're only 3/5s levels..?
We went tot he moon once
I would pay money for the boys to watch Louis Theroux’s documentary on the black Israelites. Their costumes are absolutely silly in every way. The boys would have content for days to talk about. It’s so funny.
Shakespeare and p much every other historical figure from Europe being black was my favorite part.
Yeah, no way someone who looks like Logic or Ice Spice, for example, could be mistaken for or try to pass as a white person in an era where it suddenly was not ok to be African or of African decent. @whitekony1006
Funny as fuck def my favorite comedian podcast right now. Also as a white nerd i love the digimon drop even if just by accident when talking about the black nerds lmao
"Level 2?!!!"