Go See Shane Live in WI / ME / MA / NY @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE / PITTSBURGH @ mattmccusker.com Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733
Crazy to think of the alternate universe where Shane actually worked out, studied the playbook, and started for Army as an O Lineman. Gets signed to a practice squad for a good team, a bad team picks him up, he plays 2 seasons as a backup and rarely sees the field. He’s made pretty good money, but is very bad with his money. Now out of the league and full of angst he becomes a small time gangbanger and then gets thrown in jail for the rest of his life. Crazy man.
That shit is funny idc Whether the guy was just trolling or he was genuinely so pissed that Beasley fumbled, it’s hilarious. And the “eat a dick” response is the icing on the cake, just two dudes bein guys 😂 talkin shit
on the slim chance cole reads this, i really like what the dawgs are saying about you playing frisbee, its right in your ball park as a evasive football player along with your other skills. you a animal bro you cant stop working out and lose your athletics, and the outlet you had for your energy. i think staying active and competitive will keep you healthy and happy dawg. Mayeth this day be blessed for all.
Cole could probably still play, but I bet his energy would be better spent elsewhere. I'll always remember how he helped Josh Allen's ascension along with his impressive wideout skills. Truly one of the best slot receivers a QB could ask for. Thanks for the awesome memories Cole, you're still a part of this team in spirit my friend, much love from Buffalo! (P.S: Never forget that sideline catch where you climbed the ladder to make a phenomenal snag, ...on what was like a regular 2nd or 3rd down play...lol. Love it!) 💌🦬💌
Seeing Cole Beasley, exactly my height, same type of humor, with the nervous legs going half the time. In this podcast and made me love him. He’s an absolute DAWG!
Does anyone else have to watch these twice ? I’m always playing Xbox or working while it’s playing so I get to listen to it twice and hear new shit both times it’s awesome
Cole was fr my favorite player of all time. Had his jersey with the cowboys, and i was such a fan i even got one when he moved to the bills. Insane yall had him on. I'm so happy
@@PickleLicker357 op said his favorite player of all time. Don’t write that. It can’t be true. The guy barely was in the league. Wayne Chrebet’s career blows his out of the water, if you want to root for a crappy white guy.
Just broke things off with my girl so you're not alone. I'm done with watering myself down for some chick. I'm working on me, mentally and physically and investing more into myself and finances. Nowadays I'm not sure we need them anymore. Just gotta find a regular booty call now to get the poison out every now and then.
@@bananasandpissit is pretty funny to be like “sorry tuts I’m off to bigger and better things” then mere hours later arrive at and comment on this podcast
Every so often Shane and others drop these bits of insight into their childhood traumas. Remember when Shane tried to play soccer with a friend and Phil chased him into a field and beat him? Soccer's gay.
Fr fr been going through some shit lately and the Dawgs have been there to make me laugh and bring light in these dark times. Praise be God and much love to the Dawgs!
I was at the second show in Peoria and I have to say Shane is the goat of comedy. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can confidently say he is funnier than Dave Chappelle at the moment.
My mom baked me some cookies with the Cannabutter I made and I ate the first one yesterday on my day off Ended up spending most of the day laying in bed since my blood pressure got so low it was dizzy trying to stand up lol I had the thought that weed edibles are great, but they're for the night time Mushrooms are way more a day time thing, they get you to a similar space without making you tired
Trying to go to bed after a few hours on shrooms sucks. I do love In the summer time eating a little bit when the sun is coming up playing obscured by clouds by pink floyd and just laying around different parts of the backyard
@@rufusblue8044 oh yeah I feel that Every time I'm like it'd be nice to have a microdose in the evening it's always a great time til I have to fall asleep 🥱
@@multicoloredwiz"It's a shithole with nothing to do and closed down and abandoned businesses everywhere." You're going to have to be more specific, that's all of illinois.
Born, raised and still live in Buffalo. I’m glad we had Beasley when he still had gas left in the tank. He was amazing to watch. He was like another Stevie Johnson for us. Kinda sucks PC culture of the NFL intertwined with his vocal opinions on Covid kinda outted him from the league/bills. Shoutout Shane. Awesome that he’s a bills fan. Proud of my little city.
This "west..." intro just screams 90's-00's ... nostalgia, love it, I'd listen to this kind of tune all the time, my younger years... World was better, life was clearer
Dude, I’ve been saying this about Peoria for years. I worked for a company based out of Peoria, IL and whenever we had to travel out there to HQ, we referred to it as “Pee-pee Town”. I think everybody lives outside of Peoria and commutes in, so the city itself is like a ghost town. Place sucks lol
I love Peoria - but not in the winter lmao. Any Midwest City smaller than like... Chicago? Des Moines? Milwaukee? Shuts the hell down for three months in the winter. Not for commerce but for like... Fun.
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Go See Shane Live in WI / ME / MA / NY @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live in ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE / PITTSBURGH @ mattmccusker.com
Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733
Sensational
Beasley has the dumbest and silliest political views. This guy would burn books lol creep
{ Egypt > India > Sumer > Persia > Judea }
* Atum = Atman = ANu = Ahura = eh.EL.ah
* Ra = Maya = uRAsh = Mazda = asheRA
* Set = Vishnu = Enlil = Mithra = Ha.Metatron
* Asar = Rudea = Ea = Ahriman = Ha. Satan
* Horus = Kartikeya = Marduk = Zahhak = hal.EL
* Akhenaten = Brahma = Atrahasis = Zarathustra = Avraham
* nb.r.dr = Kalki = Ama gi = Asha Saoshyant = Yeshua Ha Mashiach
Shane come to buffalo
If y'all don't get the nelk boys y'all are so gayy
Shane didn’t rent a house, he rented a corner of a Hampton inn lobby. That’s a Dawg move.
Damn I can’t unsee that lobby
All new construction in austin looks like that.
Chicken tendiessss on speed dial room service for the dawggg
spot on observation brother
If the fireplace mantel wasn't slowly accumulating forgotten bullshit, xbox controllers, and major awards, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
nothing like a new episode when you’re about to binge an oldie
Yes sir!!
New year new dawgs
Lol same. Was about to load up the Gerbiesburg Address
Just finished soders latest episode and refreshed my RUclips and saw this. Our god is an awesome god.
When are you not watching the dawgs? Alwayw playin in the background at work
Shane: "Why don't you hangout with us"
Matt: "Yeah come chill"
Cole: "That's why I hit you up buddy"
*Friendship unlocked*
Matt asking the room “is John madden dead?” At the end of Cole’s story is so funny hahah
12:12 😂 reading this as Matt asks this … 🎉😂 Big Fat Guy on the sideline
Crazy to think of the alternate universe where Shane actually worked out, studied the playbook, and started for Army as an O Lineman. Gets signed to a practice squad for a good team, a bad team picks him up, he plays 2 seasons as a backup and rarely sees the field. He’s made pretty good money, but is very bad with his money. Now out of the league and full of angst he becomes a small time gangbanger and then gets thrown in jail for the rest of his life. Crazy man.
He would’ve gotten in with Aaron Hernandez for sure
It is crazy, spending time thinking about alternate universes.
Are you from that universe? You went so specific.
@@glandhoundWait until you meet a quantum physicist. You'll find yourself on Shutter Island. Lol
How great is our God?
Just finished Theo and Shane’s podcast together to get this notification. God be blessed.
You spelled Theodore wrong
Stuff island today too. We do not deserve his grace
@@losethOS88 You spelled Theodawg wrong
Was he wrong when he said we can sit here and do anything and they will all be like “this is groundbreaking” lol
Same😂
Shane cracking up at the “It looks like you fumbled your baby” tweet is delightful
That shit is funny idc
Whether the guy was just trolling or he was genuinely so pissed that Beasley fumbled, it’s hilarious. And the “eat a dick” response is the icing on the cake, just two dudes bein guys 😂 talkin shit
It’s crazy how similar Cole and Spud are. We need that crossover
Havent seen it but so glad to hear spud is like a nfl receiver who is white
@@davidcagle920 He’s better.
@@Adhnjfdeegnj dudes a wizard about history but doesnt realize it
I swear to God I looked at the pic and was like oh o connor is the guest.
I too noticed they sound almost exactly the same lol
The way Shane is desperately trying to steer this away from a WARMODE convo 😂
I don't think he gives a shit. He's openly said that War Mode is the only podcast he listens to. Dawg gets his news from Billy and Spud
Hes trying to stop it from being that episode matt did with that crackhead duncan trussell
@@randylahey5463 for real Billy and Spud are slowly making Shane question all of reality 😂 love those two
@DatBoi-mo9vc lmaooo. Duncan is goated tho
@@DatBoi-mo9vcthe disrespect to Duncan cmonnnnnnn
“Every set of tunnels I know has had something terrible in it” - mentions the Underground Railroad used to free slaves😂😂😂
Thank you Father God
how great
In the name of The Father The Son and The Holy Spirit 🙌🏼🙏🏻
Father dawg
What a blessing
Logos is rising
As someone from Peoria, Shane summed up the city perfectly. We can only hope they paid him enough to come back
Spot On account of Peoria, IL. Bloomington Resident, grew up just West of Peoria and I never go back.
Could be Mendota 🤷🏼♂️
it truly is awful
Home of Richard Pryor bout it
@@theinc1776Sam kinison also grew up in Peoria.
Love when three top tier athletes like these fellas get together
Red God tier
Severely disappointed that Shane neglected to mention that the name of the Peoria mall was "Twin Towers Plaza"
That's where he went? I was praying to God his big ass was walking around Northwoods mall!
NEBER FERGIT!
@@philtrout4129 If only. I only know because he opened his show with "Twin Tower Mall" jokes
Never forget……. It was once thriving
@@philtrout4129Operation Northwoods baby
I love that in consideration of Cole becoming an official Dawg, in all seriousness, Shane's first question: "Do you play video games?"
Shane’s description of Peoria couldn’t have been more spot on
Shane is using his fame exactly how it should be used, to chill with some of his favorite athletes. Thanks to the shaman and the absurd raunchy dawg!
Shane's look at the camera before he dropped Cold Beasley was pure gold 😂
Gold Beasley
Listening to this while driving and Cole has a lot of Spud in his voice
Cole is going to shit himself when he finds out how much the dawgs is making a month from the Patch..😂
How much
Bout tree fiddy
@@CLlNT0N_BODYCOUNT_RESSURECTEDenough to move like five people to different state
Over 4 milly a year dawg, bet the taxes hurt a lot of that tho
The podcast has 68,694 supporters with estimated earnings of $191K - $479K per month
2 episodes of Shane in a day, literally just finished watching the theo von this past weekend pod and now this, my day is complete
I did the exact same. Good day to be a dawg
*cumplete
Lol same
The theo one was funny
when the timing is just right .. theos pod was wild going from topic to topic 😂 Can’t wait til Matt’s on there
*UNBELIEVABLE!* The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again!
Waited my whole life to have Shane shit on my home city
"True..." - Matt zoning out then trying to come back to the conversation. 😂
Cole I’ve lived in Buffalo my entire life and grew up a bills fan. I’ll always be thankful for your time here, we love you
Praise our Father for this blessed day. Dawgz delivered.
Thanks for making my favorite podcast guys, and thanks for being civil while in my city
You must not know about War Mode.
on the slim chance cole reads this, i really like what the dawgs are saying about you playing frisbee, its right in your ball park as a evasive football player along with your other skills. you a animal bro you cant stop working out and lose your athletics, and the outlet you had for your energy. i think staying active and competitive will keep you healthy and happy dawg. Mayeth this day be blessed for all.
Cole could probably still play, but I bet his energy would be better spent elsewhere. I'll always remember how he helped Josh Allen's ascension along with his impressive wideout skills. Truly one of the best slot receivers a QB could ask for. Thanks for the awesome memories Cole, you're still a part of this team in spirit my friend, much love from Buffalo! (P.S: Never forget that sideline catch where you climbed the ladder to make a phenomenal snag, ...on what was like a regular 2nd or 3rd down play...lol. Love it!) 💌🦬💌
Watching Shane defend that Bud Light money had me rolling!!!
Seeing Cole Beasley, exactly my height, same type of humor, with the nervous legs going half the time. In this podcast and made me love him. He’s an absolute DAWG!
The intros are always legendary. Also best way to end the day with the Dawgs
Truth. Wish they would bring back Action Bronson for the Outro though.
Cole was the man. He had hands.
Fingers too!
@@lukekelchner5471legend has it, he also had feet
Mmm, nice. @@apicaboo
No humility or brains. He's screwed in the real world.
@@apicabooperhaps maybe toes attached to those feet? 🤔🤯
Was pacing the kitchen looking for a DAWG treat when I seen the new video what a blessing
that was a great burn on Schultz during the draft Kings ad read
9:30 Shane having to reel it back from the "it looks like you fumbled your baby" after matt started saying it was fucked up was so funny
That was an amazing diss, sometimes the haters get the home run.
Does anyone else have to watch these twice ? I’m always playing Xbox or working while it’s playing so I get to listen to it twice and hear new shit both times it’s awesome
I am a fan of the Cowboys, I was sad to see Cole leave and thought it was a mistake. He's a great player and I wish him well. Nothing but love.
It’s a real knife fight out there
NFL careers are short, gotta get paid where you can.
Was looking forward to him being a Giant this year, he's the one short white WR Bill Belichick couldn't get his hands on.
Dallas sucks and Beasley is a dork
@@Cabbagebandit Dallas does suck
"Warm up, take some meth, sprint down the street"
Words of wisdom 🙏
Cole was fr my favorite player of all time. Had his jersey with the cowboys, and i was such a fan i even got one when he moved to the bills. Insane yall had him on. I'm so happy
Cole’s not his mom’s favorite player you weirdo
@@KitchenerLeslie2dude he was a 5’8” white guy in a world full of 6+ super athletes he’s one of my favorites too lol
@@PickleLicker357 op said his favorite player of all time. Don’t write that. It can’t be true. The guy barely was in the league. Wayne Chrebet’s career blows his out of the water, if you want to root for a crappy white guy.
My 4 yr old son and I were watching the Times Square NY countdown when they cut to the 2 guys kissing. My son shouted "Eeeww! 2 Daddies!!"
Never change, young bull, never change.
What an amazing guest. Never heard of him before now and he seems like such a genuine, great guy! Awesome show!
Just about to start work after a phat argument with bby g and this has resurrected my spirits
Just broke things off with my girl so you're not alone. I'm done with watering myself down for some chick. I'm working on me, mentally and physically and investing more into myself and finances. Nowadays I'm not sure we need them anymore. Just gotta find a regular booty call now to get the poison out every now and then.
@AnxiousStacker you stay in there brother! You gotta wrangle the old lady back in! Show her a real alpha and put her in her place
@@AnxiousStackertmi
Anxious stacker considering you’re already oversharing on RUclips comments about working on yourself, I’d say your girlfriend is WAY better off
@@bananasandpissit is pretty funny to be like “sorry tuts I’m off to bigger and better things” then mere hours later arrive at and comment on this podcast
Got off work this morning at 7:00, listened to Theo’s pod with Shane, then went to sleep, now I wake up to this? How great is our Father God?🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
If I was ever falsely accused of a crime I did not commit, I would hope to god I had the shaman by my side to defend me.
Every so often Shane and others drop these bits of insight into their childhood traumas. Remember when Shane tried to play soccer with a friend and Phil chased him into a field and beat him?
Soccer's gay.
dude what!?? cole beasley!?!? let’s gooo bless all you dawgs🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽been watching dude ball for years this is crazy lol
Seeing Matt laugh literally cures depression.
and possibly cancer.
@@viktorsincic8039making me feel less gay for sure
@@Nasty-Nate-gh4it Making me MORE gay for sure
8:58 💯💯Cole
Edit: Can’t lie telling Cole Beasley he fumbles his baby is top shelf comedy
Im glad Cole is still alive, idk how without the shot, a walking miracle
Superior athletic genes and 5’8”. Everyone knows midgets can’t get Covid. C’mon dawg
Matt and Rogan too. I guess they just build different..
When you crush the theo shane pod at work, and are sad its over, then get home to blessings such as this. Praise be the dawgs
shane and matt were basically in the nfl at this point. COMPTON - BEASLEY - MCCUSKER - GILLIS - DAVIS
Thats gonna be the olympic flag football line up
Fr fr been going through some shit lately and the Dawgs have been there to make me laugh and bring light in these dark times. Praise be God and much love to the Dawgs!
That CB highlight reel actually got me fully hyped
Just shovels my driveway now I’m drinking a Pilsner. About to bench press let’s fucking go dawgs. God is good blessings to all.
Am I missing it?? LOL How is no one commenting how funny Shane's subtle jab at Schultzy boi during the ad read 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn we got ourselves a Tier 2 Red Power God for this episode.
I'm surprised they haven't had Gabe on yet
Oh it’s a comin dawg haha it’s a comin
Blessed be the dawgs
Cole is my favorite player now dudes such a chiller
Sweet baby jesus thank you for saving Matt and Shane and their Secret Podcast how grateful am I
I was at the second show in Peoria and I have to say Shane is the goat of comedy. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I can confidently say he is funnier than Dave Chappelle at the moment.
meat rider alert
edit: upon op edit, I retract statement but leave as proof
Funnier than Dave rn, sure, nobody was funnier than dave at his peak.
Dave fuckin sucks
Chappelle sucks at podcasting. Shane is goated on and off stage.
36:43 Lmao, I cannot tell you the amount of times I had this exact conversation with my Dad on the way home from Hockey games.
After spending all of Monday and Tuesday with a 102+ fever, I see this and think I’ve slipped into another fever dream. Bless the Dawgz
One of the best intros of all time.
You guys are Killin it. You are referenced whenever the subject matter is important.
My mom baked me some cookies with the Cannabutter I made and I ate the first one yesterday on my day off
Ended up spending most of the day laying in bed since my blood pressure got so low it was dizzy trying to stand up lol
I had the thought that weed edibles are great, but they're for the night time
Mushrooms are way more a day time thing, they get you to a similar space without making you tired
I've never understood people who can just be high all the time. How do get anything done?
@NotKimiRaikkonen we just don't and it's blissful
Trying to go to bed after a few hours on shrooms sucks. I do love In the summer time eating a little bit when the sun is coming up playing obscured by clouds by pink floyd and just laying around different parts of the backyard
@@rufusblue8044 oh yeah I feel that
Every time I'm like it'd be nice to have a microdose in the evening it's always a great time til I have to fall asleep 🥱
@@Nswix smoke sativa. It's like coffee with a smile. Indica on the other hand, lights out
So hyped off this intro. I like to imagine this was the one intro Shane personally sat down and did
Shit got me sayin he top 10 all time
@@ryan70100he is a revolutionary
I ammmmmmmmm!!!!!
@@ryan70100 Moss who?
The boyssss are back in town for another week of gold
1:11:29 the look Shane gives Gardini after Cole made that noise was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
We need WARMODE!
I opened my phone and said “wow what a great cast”
Hell yeah feet we are dancing because we are happy! Let’s go boys!
someones proud of their big wood circle. the camera framing on this ep is insane
Goddamn it now I can't unsee it
Big wood circle sounds like an euphemism
guardrail and the black oyster are still the 'producers', what do you expect?
The dawgz have blessed us once again.
Unless this bone travels into my hippocampus is an all-time line from Matt😂😂
Thank you Father God for blessing The Dawgs, Yung Bulls, The Mm GoodBoys and the Bros with another episode.
I grew up in Peoria. Shane is spot on
He could have been talking abt anywhere in Illinois and been right (Rockford here)
@@multicoloredwiz"It's a shithole with nothing to do and closed down and abandoned businesses everywhere." You're going to have to be more specific, that's all of illinois.
I think my favorite thing about this podcast has to be the fact the wires are all over the place it makes me feel like I’m in my room😂😂
The thought process behind NOT putting the wires under the rug is wild to me. This is 'new money' at its finest.
Beasley is so unassuming. He doesn't seem to be too flashy and loud. Nice dude.
"Isn't it fun to ruin things for people?" the absolute most philly thing ever said you hit the nail on the head. city of brotherly love my ass.
Cry about it
philly hurt you 😂
Born, raised and still live in Buffalo. I’m glad we had Beasley when he still had gas left in the tank. He was amazing to watch. He was like another Stevie Johnson for us. Kinda sucks PC culture of the NFL intertwined with his vocal opinions on Covid kinda outted him from the league/bills. Shoutout Shane. Awesome that he’s a bills fan. Proud of my little city.
Stevie Johnson > cole
wow what an absolute dawg this man is. i said wow he's such a dawg.
As a life long Bills fan, this is a big day for me
This "west..." intro just screams 90's-00's ... nostalgia, love it, I'd listen to this kind of tune all the time, my younger years... World was better, life was clearer
Do you know it's a remix of "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith? If not, you may like it. It's a classic!
Mssp and this past weekend are all I need content wise fr
Dude, I’ve been saying this about Peoria for years. I worked for a company based out of Peoria, IL and whenever we had to travel out there to HQ, we referred to it as “Pee-pee Town”. I think everybody lives outside of Peoria and commutes in, so the city itself is like a ghost town. Place sucks lol
Accurate
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Beasley is the man. Get Gabe on next!
Bless be the dawgs
More like Shorterbeamer. Great original comment. No one has ever made that comment 1000x before. Hack attention seeker.
@@charlest5604stay mad buddy 💪🏼
@@Longerbeamer
Stay original, son. Great job thinking for yourself, kid.
Cole vibes surprisingly well with the Dawgs. God bless
Another shining example of how self confidence can be useful or completely ignorant. Shane is a funny comedian.
Shout out to Cole for staying strong through the covid madness
I walked out of my room threw in my laundry came back and shane was still shittin on Peoria😂😂
I didn't even know he was coming to IL and now I'm pissed that I missed it.
This is gonna be a good ep. I can feel it..
down IN MY PLUMS.
I've been ot of oldies , couldn't be happier this dropped!! Praise the Dawgs
Never clicked faster. Love bease. He’s the man. Killer rapper for a white football player too
On top of that. One of best slot receivers cowboys ever had.
It’s a blessed day
This guy reminds me of if O’Connor was a super athlete
Haha dude spot on dawg. I rewatched one of the Conman’s pods and you hit the nail on the head
“Does this pay pretty well?” Bruh they have like 86,000 members on patreon…
I love Peoria - but not in the winter lmao. Any Midwest City smaller than like... Chicago? Des Moines? Milwaukee? Shuts the hell down for three months in the winter. Not for commerce but for like... Fun.