Ep 360 - The Perfect One
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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00:00:00 - Back in town
00:00:50 - Todays episode is brought to you by Blizzards
00:02:20 - Pause
00:04:50 - Big kids trip
00:06:10 - The queen is thriving
00:12:20 - The Australians are going silly
00:15:50 - Pour salt on those old slugs
00:19:35 - Bent the knee
00:25:10 - Trust me, being a nazi is no good
00:28:50 - We’re fuckin ticked
00:33:45 - Hulkamania in Chicago
00:41:50 - They ran the light
00:48:20 - Tonight’s the night HEY
00:53:00 - Landing gear dropped early
00:56:20 - We’re going to the stratosphere
00:58:50 - Just old and big and dying and weird
00:59:50 - When we blow up? Misinformation gon braaaazzziieeeeeee
01:02:50 - Doing a little bit o workshopping
01:05:00 - Crackin whips
01:05:50 - The failure of phallus
01:08:05 - Whack in the beach pit
01:09:50 - Classic pranks
01:11:50 - Real world Dawg House 
Развлечения
Chocolate Ice Cream with Nerds is the sweets equivalent to Matt’s marriage
Underrated comment
Fucking hilarious bro!! 🤣
LMAOOO
This is top tier
yea dude with the trans porn and black mama this is so accurate
i started binging episodes because i found shane and the more i watch the more i like but i didnt expect matt to emerge as my favorite dude in the world... its like every episode im like this is the best episode and then i get to the next one and im like how do i force someone to listen to this with me
That last line is so true 😂💀
Strictly for the pod bros. Ppl just don’t get it. Look at me commenting on a year old episode. I’m hooked boys!
You never listen alone. We are here
Truth
Never related to something more
matt slowly turning in to one of the founding fathers
The Venn diagram of Thomas Jefferson and Matt are pretty close
It’s called becoming a Ham.
Low key looks like Alexander Hamilton
Love freedom: check
Low key shamen: check
Lover of dark berries: check
Born on either side of the Allegheny mountains
The list goes on...
@@emjay3066 I think it means you don't eat meat
Matt is slowly turning into the Big Lebowski. If Shane had finished boot camp, he could've been Walter.
Transcendent comment.
Gard Dawg is Donnie
Lemaire is the jesus
I agree. A friend and I saw that movie together, and afterwards we both mentioned the poolside scene with Tara Reid. We both immediately thought "you can only get $400 max out of an ATM...". I get that "great minds think alike" feeling alot when I watch MSSP.
You’re outta your fucking element
Holy shit. The beginning with the boys are back in town is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
Whoever is putting together the intros is a fucking genius. Hilarious
Man one of them playin the A.k like it’s a guitar
The opening was amazing!
Almost positive its done by Gard Dog aka shawn gardini
Taliban has taken credit according to CNN
It’s Matt. He’s made the last few
In the studio, no guests, back to the basics, hell yeah.
The guests nearly always stink. Stick wif da dags
Truth
@@pwr2al4 except the snooter pounder known as Gerbbies!
Yesss guests just interfere Matt and Shanes hilarious flow, unless it's another dawg
@@stephenholmgren405maybe so but the guests get them new dawgz to listen. i never woulda listened to mssp if mullen didnt guest on here
Love how Shane just glazed over “it’s like eating bones” 😂
Pause!
The boys off cam trying to share grapefruit quietly and getting called on it hit different on the second play through.
I’m Dutch and my english isn’t always good enough to understand everything they’re saying plus there are alot of references towards products and persons that are unknown to me, but i always enjoy watching these guys just vibin and talking shit. You guys are doing a great job at being yourself and entertaining everyone effortless!
Real broskis!
I got you bro
Gay = cool
Cool = gay
Willen jullie in Den Haag, en in Nederland meer of minder MSSP?
You better salute that flag behind our broskis
Kick the foreigners out of your country bro, time to tighten up
Brospeak, it’s a dialect of English, like Ebonics. Takes a minute to get it all 😉
Love how Matt was spot on with Covid
Every dude thats not in a psychosis was spot on with covid
Government immediately says its experimental and its called warp speed aaaaand no liability. Wtf would sign up for that. Scurry ass sheeple
It was obvious horseshit from day one though.
Its all about debt saturation. The phony wars too....
I you understand The problem of debt saturation you understand what they do to hide it. Its happened plenty of times through history.
The first global financial crisis was in 1349 and the plague came right along to hide it. Same shit different toilet.
Matt was so wrong about Covid. 😁
@@Mojo_Radiowhat was he wrong about
Man I wish I had found this during the pandemic
What pandemic?
@@Michael-yo7db Pandemic of fake news
Found the g@y guy.
@@Michael-yo7dbthe
Don't worry! There will be another pandy
I love the cluttered table. Makes me feel like I'm in the same room when I look over at my night stand that's covered in a plethora of half drank drinks
Gotta get those variety of liquids in
Ewwww. Are they moldy??? You nasty !!
@@rvarnell9165 yes. So very moldy
Half drunk dranks.
Matt knew what was up from day one
The fucking Shaman, bro.
This was peak mssp
these boys need Rogan money for this...best cast around..
Agreed
Old Testament listeners know Shane HATES Dairy Queen
Fuck yeah haha! What happened to our queen?
Hates to Love Dairy Queen maybe
That was until he started hitting them Blizzies
Wasn't Dairy Queen the name of a reddit user or something?
@@twodoorsfewerwh0res553 yeah it is. this guy ain’t a true fan!!!
Matt talking about riling up white dude and turning them into “Bad Hombres” was gold
He's not wrong.
hola muchachos, soy blanco
@@maikeru01 woosh right over your head.
@@MonochromeRed not really , go back to Reddit , and hide from reality with the rest of them .
Tumblr 2.0 , 1 step above tiktok at best .
@@isntitobvious9894 says the r3.ta.r d looking for political partisan in a comedy podcast. Lol
An hour with the boys after an hour with the shrink. Helluva week, brethren.
The Lord reigns. Let the Dawgs rejoice
I respect your two first names.
Praise be to tha dawgs!
🤲 AMEN 🤲
SODTAOE
that taliban montage was fucking hilarious.
"Just watch sports and drink" cant go wrong with that legendary ski advice
Watching all the one-niner talk a few years in the future is so great
Exactly what I was thinking. Interesting to see how many of their takes came true. Matt was definitely on to something.
Mathew and Shane please more duo episodes. The flow is pure.
As somebody who manages a Dairy Queen, this was a little surreal. If i ever see you two in my ghetto dairy queen im giving you free blizzies.
Reese's peanut butter cups and banana chunks is the best blizzard
@@jonathanmcsweeney1983 brownie batter is goated
@@jonathanmcsweeney1983 i'll have to give that one a try sometime.
Nerds just came out with “nerds clusters” which are like little pieces of nerds ropes covered in nerds on all sides. GOAT candy
How great is our god? So great
Be a man, buy the full rope
@@nerdforskating the rope sheds too many nerds. I want my money’s worth
They were released in August 2020, get with the program!
So fucking good. Indian bot confirmed, so, obviously legit.
Matt came out guns blazing this episode. Fuckin love it
That intro of totally capable Warriors got me pumped up.
I'm so glad I didn't fast forward through that masterpiece.
@@JohnSmith-ti3oy they seem ready to be independent and strong. How great is our god
@@erikaw7767 They seem like they're ready to reign fairly and with kindness now that we got our OPPRESSIVE ass foot off their neck. Shouts out to the Talibros.
@@schemas702 that's shrek1 my dawg. Oppressors are gone and the ban is even working Twitter what could be better
@@erikaw7767 Dude. You can't ban the Talibros from Twitter dude. They're just trying to get their ideas out there. They're not that bad. Not like that Trump dude. He oppressed the 'skis, dude.
This is wild to listen to in 2024 lol
wiki wild wild*
wiki wiki wild*
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wiki wiki wild wild west*
Matt’s take on Covid mandates was spot on.
“If I have a grandkid.. and they wipe me out, they wipe me out - let’s go.” All-time.
Intro ALONE was worth the wait... shout out to the DAWGZ still off the porch!!
god dam that intro was magnificent
🔥
Who wants a falalaalalawafflecone
Matt is onna god damn tear this ep
Landing gear down early fuckin had me dead. Matt’s quickness is top notch
I love when I know about a topic he’s talking about and he has no idea how far off he is. But then as soon as I don’t know what he’s talking about I’m like man this guy knows his stuff
@@TheFatSteez he is all and he is none, he is da shaman
Stimmed
Shane physically uncomfortable for the first 15 minutes is gold
Matt: *wet fart*
Shane: "Dairy Queen. We're getting blizzards."
"If your baby cries on first class you just flush it down the toilet" 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the cast kingz! 👑 GOD IS GREAT TODAY!!!!!
“You think the fucking Trojan warriors wore condoms dude?”
“Probably not”
I don’t understand how this podcast only has 29k subscribers.
It’s cuz it’s secret bro
Couple more rogan bumps. Maybe a Dillon bump. Gonna have 100k soon. They are too good to fail.
Illuminati bro
Tripled in size in 8 months. Comedies worst kept secret 🤫
407 boiiiiiiiii
Been binging this podcast lately, easily the best podcast for the broskis. Keep up the great work you guys are going to be huge 🤙
“If the government welded my door shut I wouldn’t notice for 4 days” 😂
"Lady and the Tramping the mic"! The Bull is spitting fire today! 🔥🤣🇺🇸
P.S.
If you can build a square space site your capable of building a legit WordPress site yourself. Save your money for whatever ball shaver or wallet if you want to support the sponsors.
The McCuskers are strong like bull! 💪🏾💪💪🏾💪💪🏾💪
Roll out dawgz! Lets gooooooooo!
When Shane hit Matt with "My grandma's DEAD DUDE" 3 times I died
The speed at which Shane looks up after Matt drops the slug analogy is killing me
It’s hilarious how well Matt of all peoples takes on Covid aged 💀😂
“You wipe me out, you wipe me out. Let’s go” lmao Matt is too funny
Matt slipped and said “thromBROsis” which I think should be the only way that word is said on the pod.
I second that.
Only problem is "deep vein thromBROsis" sounds like a gay sex act.
I think thrombonesis would also be acceptable
Damn I’m glad I just found this podcast cause now I can binge
Thank you for the content big dawgs
The documentary is called “The Final Account “.
Booyah!!! New Matt and Shanes is exactly what i needed. You gentlemen rule.
Hail paimon, just what I needed today
It’s crazy to listen to this podcast two years later man . Our economy is in the shitter and things have gotten worse
War is a racket, and so is "public health"
anyone check the MRNA and Pfizer stocks in YTD.... hmm......
ok good, im not the only one who sees the plot..shane is fvcked for tryna convince matt to get vaxd too..im fvckin' done w/ shane, only here for matt
@@emjay3066 f a c t s
People with ocd are going crazy seeing that table.
Discovered this pod a week ago and I can’t stop watching it. I’ve developed a new fatal addiction.
The Dawgs have really won me over in the pod world. Fire T-ban intro as well !
Damn yall deliver every single week. Nate and Lamare are always hilarious and now Matt's back with the fire fresh off covid!
After a horrible, hot, sweaty day of work garbage seeing this pop up makes me happy. Having a laugh with the boyz
Hell yeah! I thought they'd become a couple "Big Timers" and forgot about us.
Matt & Shane are so listenable.
Da Shatt is great
God bless the cast. Thank you for the upload
Hell yeah back in the bat cave. Welcome home boys
haven't listened to this show that much but Matt going from anti-vax to Siddhartha is fuckin hilarious i'll keep listening
The OG's are back, let's gooooo!
Amazing. Just discovered this. Funny af. Lol the whole thing
Shane referring to his dumps as crap is always hilarious
Hell yes, been waiting 2 weeks for this!
I am absolutely loving how many episodes there are
I would love to see Matt at a black wedding.
"Yo --who brought that Founding Father-looking mfer with them?"
This is the perfect one .
Many revisits and lols
Gardini is the funniest of all podcast producers
Ben Avery might have something to say about that. If Tim allows him to speak.
I love the FDA. What do you think I love more than food and drugs?
Best timing! Shaman and the Young Bull before head off to a weekend of heathening!
"we're eternal beings living forever"
"My grandma is fuckin dead, dude."
That was great
Listening back to this episode and Matt taking about not getting vaccinated was smart a move. Now Shane lost another chromosome.
im new here and i gotta say i love this matt dude
1:07:30
DQ "THE TEXAS STOP SIGN!" Had a large Girl Scout Thin Mint Blizzard on Tuesday.
When I was a kid I would get a Hershey’s bar melty, peel back the wrapper, lace it full of nerds, and freeze it back into a solid.
Dayuuum
Ever try Bugles and Ice Cream?
Are you diabetic now?
I'm so stoned and watching this is making me giggle non stop 😂 shiiittttt!!!!
YES!!!!! I WAS WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THE CAST! BEST CAST HANDS DOWN
The GOAT cast
Young Matt was such a menace lol chocolate with nerds hahah
Had to drop a couple podcasts to work MSSP in and 5 pods in and I’m pretty stoked on my decision.
I can’t believe chocolate ice cream with nerds is even an option. That’s serial killer status😂😂
Matt's hairstyle is the "blowback" hair choice from Fallout 3 and New Vegas' character creator
Matt calling an Oreo blizzard cookies n creme is pretty funny 🤣
Hearing shane say that butterfinger blizzards are his go to audibly made me go "awwe yeah buddy!"
sometimes i get scared that you guys broke up
That intro mashup goes hard! Had to rewind it once or twice. Now I need an entire Taliban music video
Sometimes for fun I will pretend that I am a sponsored disc golfer and I always give a shout out to The Dairy Queen of Crossville, TN and the Dollar General of Scottsville, Alabama. It is so fun to do fake ads. Win, win.
#1 Podcast for Sippin' Cidies & Talkin' Teenus... fax!!!
Love me some teenus talk!
📠📠📠
I don't actually watch Rugby but its nice hearing some respect being put on it's name. It's huge here in the UK and as Shane said, absolutely brutal. New found respect for Matt.
The Patriots have 9 vessels to drink out of on the table. Tighten it up Kings!
They decided against reading ads for money, they’re collecting empties instead
It's the way of guy heaven
I’m in Australia 5km travel restrictions. Curfew 9pm til 5am. These podcast rule and kill the time.
Are people dying all over from covid down there, what the hell?
You guys need to go all 1776 on that sh!t
@@bulldawgirwin8384 People here are glued to mainstream television and parrot anything it tells em.
This beach trip sounds so fun. 😂
Shane has got major confedence going in this one ! Good to see dawg 👌
How much these two laugh at farts gets me laughing every single time "Matt. Ewwww"
can’t stop laughing at the intro 😹😹😅holy fuark