Ep 404 - Gut Busted

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @TheDonathin17
    @TheDonathin17 2 года назад +1992

    Complaining about stomach problems with a dip in while sippin iced coffee is an excellent bit

    • @chevster23
      @chevster23 2 года назад +67

      It’d be even better if they just Munched a bag of Mickey D’s

    • @Willthrill8
      @Willthrill8 2 года назад +260

      Guys can't have fun anymore?

    • @evanho4538
      @evanho4538 2 года назад +16

      Damn I’m a little nervous for the BIG K
      Guys can’t have fun anymore

    • @ChrisDink
      @ChrisDink 2 года назад +7

      Wtf is a dip

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад +14

      @@Sprite_525 "decades" lol Shane's 34, relax.

  • @EddieDantes69
    @EddieDantes69 2 года назад +417

    These two sitting on a couch are funnier than most stand-up specials out right now

    • @spacemanbill9501
      @spacemanbill9501 2 года назад +1

      Love having this little club of ours.
      Secret cast is best cast
      WOOOO SHAAANNNEE I WANNA HANG OUT WIT YOU AA.. AAN HAVE A BEEEEER!!

    • @calbonar211
      @calbonar211 Год назад +32

      This is the greatest podcast in the history of mankind

    • @EddieDantes69
      @EddieDantes69 Год назад +3

      That's a good batch

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Год назад +5

      I can’t think one special that’s funnier than the dawgs sitting on a couch just talking

    • @Jakem763
      @Jakem763 Год назад +2

      I mean there two professional comedians, and comedy specials are almost never funny there’s literally maybe 5-10 awesome specials every decade the rest are just alright it’s really just not even the best way to do comedy
      If laughed harder at sketches movies shows and podcasts than I ever have at a stand up special besides maybe my first time seeing Louie

  • @RepairRenovateRenew
    @RepairRenovateRenew 2 года назад +208

    The holiness of this pod is soft spoken but pure as light. Praise be, dawgs.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 2 года назад +2

      F’r Matt wouldn’t lie and pretend to have used that app. Like props to him dawgs.

    • @highjaws
      @highjaws 2 года назад +5

      Gay

    • @alexjones7043
      @alexjones7043 Год назад +1

      Thanks be to dawg

  • @josephirizarry5195
    @josephirizarry5195 2 года назад +375

    Shane is the cutest Chinese baby exposed to radiation I've ever seen

    • @el5495
      @el5495 2 года назад +18

      With a touch of downs

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje 2 года назад +17

      aka a north korean

    • @losethOS88
      @losethOS88 Год назад +4

      So he was cancelled for nothing?

  • @avreyblake2786
    @avreyblake2786 2 года назад +418

    What a great hour long podcast that I have watched in its entirety

    • @MikeWoot65
      @MikeWoot65 2 года назад +21

      120x speed

    • @bigben42
      @bigben42 2 года назад +6

      No spoilers

    • @tragicmagic77
      @tragicmagic77 2 года назад +10

      same but 10 minutes before you did.

    • @Nickatina7
      @Nickatina7 2 года назад +81

      I watched it and I said wow, what a great podcast.

    • @joebill663
      @joebill663 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @Ballhawk99
    @Ballhawk99 2 года назад +323

    Tried putting my boss on to this pod…wasn’t a good idea, he views me differently now

    • @nintendoROX121
      @nintendoROX121 2 года назад +17

      Which episode did you show him first?

    • @MrAs2114eva
      @MrAs2114eva 2 года назад

      Well fuck him job ain't worth it then

    • @owencfarrow
      @owencfarrow 2 года назад +8

      I did the same, I don't know if he'll ever watch it but im hoping he digs it hahaha.

    • @macleandancy8029
      @macleandancy8029 2 года назад +2

      The one where they open with talking about Adam Walsh is a great cold introduction episode

    • @roadtoserfdom3020
      @roadtoserfdom3020 2 года назад +19

      🤣 if you don't get fired, he should.

  • @easybreezy3314
    @easybreezy3314 2 года назад +314

    I walked in I said wow what a good podcast 👏

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 2 года назад +182

    Matt has narrowed his entire existence to trying to convince just one person he’s some sort of eccentric genius lol

    • @greenburg2276
      @greenburg2276 2 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @colehenderson9952
      @colehenderson9952 2 года назад +17

      Lmfao that’s a hilarious angle

    • @Bob-ir4lr
      @Bob-ir4lr 2 года назад +41

      When you resonate at 420hz you become a genius

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад +46

      @@Bob-ir4lr *432hz

    • @amellowblue
      @amellowblue 2 года назад +36

      This is one of those occasional comments that Shane was talking about that are so unreasonably mean lmao jesus christ

  • @JoeyAvery
    @JoeyAvery 2 года назад +86

    This is what happens when you don't trust my tendies recon

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @odyssey308
      @odyssey308 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 года назад +3

      Saw you on an old kill tony. Laughed at how much they hated you but you weren't that bad. How bad is the comedy scene in SF? I heard you're a regular there. I live in sonoma but never go to local shows

    • @GFunkadelic707
      @GFunkadelic707 2 года назад

      @@ghagzor saw him at the Shane gillis show in SF. He killed it

  • @BoboBolan
    @BoboBolan 2 года назад +82

    It’s been over 21 days without and episode. The national guard started handing out supplies yesterday. Electricity is being rationed. I hope to see the sunrise.

  • @picaseuss
    @picaseuss Год назад +18

    I got dysentery in Vietnam and had a non stop, unreal stomach ache for 5 years after that. Maybe a total of 20 days of feeling ok that whole time. So happy to finally be feeling pretty normal again. Praise be to the bois and their good bellies.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Год назад +1

      Holy shit. Sorry to hear that, dawg. Glad you’re feeling better

    • @losethOS88
      @losethOS88 Год назад +5

      Thank you for your service

    • @TraeSMR
      @TraeSMR 5 месяцев назад

      Did you file for service connected disability under the pact act?

    • @potatohead3323
      @potatohead3323 Месяц назад

      Honestly man, it could’ve just been from underlying anxiety from the war. Whenever I eat pizza now I get some heartburn from my ptsd. If I drink a 12 pack of beer it doesn’t give me any

    • @alexpolewski1247
      @alexpolewski1247 Месяц назад

      ​@@TraeSMR did he say he was military?? I thought the "thank you for your service" guy was joking and this guy was just on a vacation 😂

  • @CasinoProductionsDocumentary
    @CasinoProductionsDocumentary 2 года назад +76

    Going through a divorce/moved into a new place alone and tried watching the new tim dillon.
    this episode made me genuinely laugh for the first time in over week!
    thanks pimps.

    • @rickymassey
      @rickymassey Год назад +41

      Hopefully you found a new boyfriend

    • @nicpete492
      @nicpete492 Год назад +2

      Lucky dude I wish I could date again

    • @jesussoria8277
      @jesussoria8277 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@rickymasseyYooooo😂

    • @vegardsr-reime282
      @vegardsr-reime282 2 месяца назад

      @@rickymasseyhilarious brother😂

  • @wyattfraga2213
    @wyattfraga2213 2 года назад +163

    Praise be to the Big Dawgz for helping me survive the office.

    • @EllipsesDots
      @EllipsesDots 2 года назад +19

      Risky move to listen to the 'skis in an office. Gonna get into a laughing fit and then have to explain the cast to someone

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 2 года назад +4

      AMEN

    • @wyattfraga2213
      @wyattfraga2213 2 года назад +8

      @@EllipsesDots I know - a tactical risk for sure.

    • @blastbeetb.3045
      @blastbeetb.3045 2 года назад +4

      The office is my room 😎

    • @stevenseagull9683
      @stevenseagull9683 2 года назад +3

      @@wyattfraga2213 I have faith n ya brother. U can make it thru. Dawgggzz

  • @SkoolNerds
    @SkoolNerds 2 года назад +189

    This was a classic. That’s 3 classics in a row. Keep it up bois.

    • @StonedColdSteveAustin316
      @StonedColdSteveAustin316 2 года назад +5

      when i showed up here the last thing i was expecting was 3 classics in a row

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 2 года назад +4

      island boiis

    • @roccos2311
      @roccos2311 2 года назад +1

      Def not a classic

    • @damondriver6363
      @damondriver6363 2 года назад

      What qualifies as a classic to you? Just wondering what kinda rating system you got going on, would like to get into judging podcast classics myself

    • @roccos2311
      @roccos2311 2 года назад

      @@damondriver6363 before and afters. Dude it’s legendary

  • @redgreen__
    @redgreen__ 2 года назад +42

    I’ve always been curious what would happen if Matt and Theo Von were to have a convo

    • @Pendragon-dnd
      @Pendragon-dnd Год назад +6

      I think it would be incredible

    • @losethOS88
      @losethOS88 Год назад +4

      The great red green from Canada, huge fan

    • @cbh148
      @cbh148 Месяц назад +1

      Your wish has been granted

  • @StrainCentral
    @StrainCentral 2 года назад +179

    It’s always a good day when we get a new MSSP

    • @mcguycurtdome2569
      @mcguycurtdome2569 2 года назад +7

      What up gangsta hope you're doing good

    • @Mistah_Phrog
      @Mistah_Phrog 2 года назад +8

      RSK

    • @rb3706
      @rb3706 2 года назад +17

      Dude haven’t seen this channel since the golden age of weedtube, hope your killing it

    • @jakelarose9961
      @jakelarose9961 2 года назад

      Josh!

    • @beninman8050
      @beninman8050 2 года назад +1

      Weedtube OG, much love bro

  • @christmaldonado89
    @christmaldonado89 2 года назад +27

    The chemistry of a real friendship... some may never know... but behold and witness here.

  • @recyclops638
    @recyclops638 2 года назад +35

    Shane hitting the Mike Lindell impersonation was A1

    • @BpgaMusic
      @BpgaMusic 2 года назад +4

      i was listening and i legit thought that was a fucking ad bro lmaoo

    • @CB0915
      @CB0915 2 года назад +1

      I couldnt see the road while driving i was CRYING

  • @gurpchirp
    @gurpchirp 2 года назад +153

    I don’t pay 12 dollars a year to get stiffed on the weekly pod, fellas.

    • @fauxbro1983
      @fauxbro1983 Год назад

      you certified poor.

    • @brencelt
      @brencelt Год назад

      is that how much it is?

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro Год назад

      @@brencelt not anymore.

    • @davidtownsend6092
      @davidtownsend6092 Год назад

      You complain on the internet and clearly haven't been listening and are obviously the type to pay 12 bucks a year to get stiffed in the butt on a weekly pod and don't deserve tk hear this wisdom weekly.

    • @notbonsai671
      @notbonsai671 Год назад +1

      But greedy. They don't work for you. They do what they want, you can do what you want

  • @f0x845
    @f0x845 2 года назад +14

    How does this show keep topping itself every week? Honestly amazing. Been watching since around episode 210. It's never been better.

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 2 года назад +67

    It's not the alcohol Shane. You can't get tendies if you don't have enough GBP's or else the tendies turn on you. Get those points up and it will balance out. I'm pretty sure.

    • @doug892
      @doug892 2 года назад +1

      Does GBP's mean Grain Belt Premiums?

    • @lukealdrich4780
      @lukealdrich4780 2 года назад +2

      Dawgs.

    • @da7322
      @da7322 2 года назад +1

      The GBP's have contingency extend release rhea

    • @da7322
      @da7322 2 года назад +2

      @@doug892 Some one never got GOOD BOY POINTS and it shows.

    • @BrandonP43
      @BrandonP43 2 года назад +4

      @@da7322 you just broke the number 1 rule. If they don’t know what it is, don’t tell them. Now leave this channel and never return.

  • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
    @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 года назад +39

    Time to look like a pshycopath because im listening to this at work and holding in laughter

    • @runeyugi
      @runeyugi 2 года назад +7

      Dude my construction coworker calls me schizophrenic because its eerily quiet and then i will start to bust out laughing

    • @josephbamber5403
      @josephbamber5403 2 года назад

      @@runeyugi Me at my accounting job... pretty hard to play it off

  • @Chonk666
    @Chonk666 2 года назад +68

    20 min in. Matts dog is not moving much. Turns out, its a pillow. Im fumin.

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад

      Between the fake dog and Matt's fake ass legs... I'm fumin too

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 2 года назад +11

      His wife is black not his dogs

    • @josephbamber5403
      @josephbamber5403 2 года назад +3

      @@davidcagle920 Jesus David...

    • @idk459
      @idk459 2 года назад

      King

  • @DixieNormus911
    @DixieNormus911 Год назад +5

    Shane Gillis for President 2024

  • @gamerzwithjobs330
    @gamerzwithjobs330 2 года назад +71

    two weeks in a row without the boys is really depressing

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 года назад +3

      There are two new eps but they’re only on the patreon and audio only. Honestly the time without a new ep has made me realize how meh this podcast is. The new ep with some weed guy is too boring to get through.

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 2 года назад +7

      @@LordJagd later, bozo 👋

    • @kylebothe4876
      @kylebothe4876 2 года назад +4

      Something like this no new content stuff drives me up a ficking wall

  • @giancarlo976
    @giancarlo976 2 года назад +5

    Same exact stomach pain as you described, all tests came back better than normal. Then I collapsed one day, ended up with stomach cancer...Whole stomach removed. I highly suggest getting a scope done because a blood test wont tell you everything.

    • @giancarlo976
      @giancarlo976 2 года назад

      @China Man basically carnivore diet from now on. No sugar, carbs, or veggies. I’ll throw in some avocado or tomatoes sometimes. Can’t complain honestly.

  • @johndoe-to2hv
    @johndoe-to2hv 2 года назад +18

    where tf is the boys at

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm literally playing Fallout 4 while listening to this, and Shane makes a Fallout 4 joke 🤣

  • @Steve-ec6ed
    @Steve-ec6ed 2 года назад +18

    me laughing at Shane until I realize I drink 7 days a week...

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 2 года назад +51

    I love my program, my two best friends Matt and Shane, and most of all, I love all the dawgs. (I’m stealing the “calling podcasters my best friends” bit since Cumtown is no more.

    • @dicksuckley8102
      @dicksuckley8102 2 года назад +15

      You don’t like the new and improved Adam friedland show?

    • @samulieskola
      @samulieskola 2 года назад

      @@dicksuckley8102 AFS is the best thing popping right now.

    • @shawnmcvey7789
      @shawnmcvey7789 2 года назад +7

      I completed your parenthesis)

    • @shaggythisisntweed785
      @shaggythisisntweed785 2 года назад +4

      Lost one best friend, gained two more. The collab last week was TIGHT.

    • @ilikespacedinosaurs
      @ilikespacedinosaurs 2 года назад +4

      The Adam Friedland show better be good, I don't have a lot to live for

  • @Sals37
    @Sals37 2 года назад +28

    Thanks for loading up the trough for the dawgs boys.

  • @of1089
    @of1089 2 года назад +16

    Please lord watch over all the sick and needy children of the world. God is good.

  • @grantgoethe5910
    @grantgoethe5910 2 года назад +15

    Shane just diagnosed my issues this past week. Thanks Dr. Dawg!

  • @Stimros_halabad
    @Stimros_halabad 2 года назад +17

    DAWGZ: ASSEMBLE!

  • @Nickscrazylips
    @Nickscrazylips 2 года назад +71

    Shane has some pink stuff in his future. Black dumps signal the coming seasons.

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 года назад +1

      Meaning blood?

    • @Nickscrazylips
      @Nickscrazylips 2 года назад +1

      @@LordJagd you drink the bismol and the black dumps come

    • @doctordreyer
      @doctordreyer 2 года назад

      You ever mess with those pepto tabs that turn your turds a beautiful shade of blue? Fun times.

    • @rjbubba203
      @rjbubba203 2 года назад +1

      A fire in the sky

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 2 года назад +3

      Purple Gatorade pepto charcoal pills? Shane is a rookie when it comes to strange colored dumps. Wait until he’s hooked on pain pills and he shits mustard phlegm.

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 2 года назад +11

    10:50 broooo i love these two and the fact that they both realize how bad it sounds 😂 Shane big dog please don’t die on us

  • @jacobiwilson3887
    @jacobiwilson3887 Год назад +4

    This is by far the best podcast on RUclips, not specifically this episode but this podcast. I found it like 17 days ago and I've almost went through every episode.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Год назад

      Easily the best. Praise be the dawgs

  • @UFBear15
    @UFBear15 2 года назад +6

    I had the worst stomach pain imaginable after drinking heavily for days on end.. I woke up from the bender and I had pancreatitis and that shit was the most deep pain you can possibly dream of, and it fucks you up for days. I just stopped drinking entirely after that level of hell, it's been almost 7 years now and that shit was so bad it just scared me off drinking period.

    • @karensams994
      @karensams994 10 месяцев назад +1

      Badass you quit. Good job 👏

  • @tylerstrow811
    @tylerstrow811 2 года назад +17

    I love how Matt just rips on the ads they have to say. True dawg.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 2 года назад +1

      I can't tell if he's a bad reader or he's right and the reads are fucked up. Either way I'm team McCuscker

    • @spiralbones
      @spiralbones 2 года назад

      @@randylahey5463 I doubt he is a bad reader. I never heard of a bad reader that writes books.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 2 года назад

      @@spiralbones You're probably right. I fucking love Tim Dillon and he talks straight shit to his advertisers. I'm just happy to see Tim's not the only one with a pair to say that type of shit on an ad read

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 2 года назад +1

      @@spiralbones Then you haven't read many books. There's mountains of shitty literature.

  • @THCMusicBlog
    @THCMusicBlog 2 года назад +7

    SOMEONE TELL SHANE TO TAKE PROBIOTICS.
    cut out 75% sugar, pasta and white bread. substitute all that with whole wheat or just beer. wait 4 hours after you eat to start drinking, and don't eat before bed (at least 4 hours). this repairs the gut microbiome. it reversed my pre-diabetes.

    • @minergate4066
      @minergate4066 2 года назад

      wtf kind of life is without sugar pasta and bread?

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 2 года назад +2

      @@minergate4066 diabetic life?
      When you're an alcoholic developing diabetes, you have 3 choices:
      1. Willingly change your childish, high-sugar/high-glucose diet long enough for your gut & pancreas to heal,
      2. Redline until you have no choice but to change your diet completely & take medication for life and feel the worst hangover of your life everytime you eat gluten ,
      3. Death by cirrhosis
      In otherwords: 1: be a little gay for a little while 2. be completely gay for life, or 3. perish straight af.
      Eating a salad once in a while seems reasonable.

    • @minergate4066
      @minergate4066 2 года назад

      @@THCMusicBlog shut the front door dude, Shane is not a diabetic or any of those things

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 2 года назад +3

      @@minergate4066 hopefully not, maybe it was the tendies, but drinking 2 6 packs a day, everyday for 20 years eventually catches up with you, and it starts with a mysterious stomach ache and/or hangover. I know by experience. And mid 30's is when your body starts to breakdown

  • @kluneberg8952
    @kluneberg8952 2 года назад +13

    I think Dan Soder talked about quitting drink and started pooping normally. I stopped drinking for a week and started having regular logs.

    • @daksskier7416
      @daksskier7416 2 года назад +1

      It’s crazy how fast it changes. You don’t even have to quit. You just have to drink like a reasonable person (1-3 drinks per sitting) if you can actually do that.

    • @drugaddictwithknowledge9603
      @drugaddictwithknowledge9603 2 года назад

      Yeah once I stopped doing drugs had full healthy dumps

  • @dougcope5437
    @dougcope5437 2 года назад +23

    Average human has 1.5 gallons of blood in it’s body= 192 oz. So, If you drink 16 beers you’re half man /half amazing 🍺

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 2 года назад +6

      Light beer is 95% water so...

    • @johnlemon3809
      @johnlemon3809 2 года назад

      @@trendybistro yeah but you're still half beer because the water comes from the beer....
      not that this is a science

    • @coltonjackson
      @coltonjackson 2 года назад

      lol.. human males got like 5 gallons plus homie...havent you seen those beheading videos?

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj Год назад

      ​@coltonjackson nah hes right its about 1.5 gals or 5 liters

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj Год назад

      Think about 5 1 liter bottles. Filled with thick blood though poured iut

  • @joshnovosad3414
    @joshnovosad3414 2 года назад +7

    Wtf is happening its been two weeks I'm getting so sad without this glorious podcast to cleanse my soul

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy
    @whatevermakesyouhappy 2 года назад +3

    Why do these become so incredibly philosophical all of the sudden these guys are really speaking like a back and forth between Socrates and Aristotle. Us Matt's all take convos to another plane of existence I love it. It's the magic in our blood 😶‍🌫

    • @BpgaMusic
      @BpgaMusic 2 года назад

      seriously! at the end i started having visions while listening to them lol

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 года назад

      You're taking credit for their conversation because you share a name?? Yeah okay buddy. Get over yourself lol.

  • @TheBeatToFunkytown
    @TheBeatToFunkytown 2 года назад +23

    Always a midweek treat from the dawgz. Bless up jah!

  • @tibbsmcfish3056
    @tibbsmcfish3056 2 года назад +2

    59:25 for the funniest and most honest ad reads I have ever heard in the history of podcasts.
    This episode really saved me, my dad is going though chemo, my daughter lives 2 hours from me. I know you two don't really look at the comments anymore but I hope you see this one. Matt and Shane you two are really the best. Love you Dawgs

  • @wearelightbeings
    @wearelightbeings 2 года назад +5

    Love on the spectrum is amazing. They’re so pure and sweet and honest and funny. 💯

  • @benwerth5852
    @benwerth5852 Год назад +1

    Shane's telling of "Toy Time" in the Ad Read is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.

  • @Makszi
    @Makszi 2 года назад +10

    Had cramps so I came to sit on the toilet and saw this episode dropped. Solidarity!

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 2 года назад +2

      I’m shitting right now dawg!!

  • @anthonywandowicz8084
    @anthonywandowicz8084 2 года назад +10

    Matt killed it this episode. I was wondering where the fuck he went to. Glad he came back.

  • @LifeRips
    @LifeRips 2 года назад +20

    The pepto black poop also had me panicking I feel you Shane lmao

  • @diggydowdiggydow
    @diggydowdiggydow 2 года назад +7

    I haven't ever had sex. Admitting this here since nobody will see it.

  • @rugbyboy9964
    @rugbyboy9964 2 года назад +5

    Entering 'Tums on the bedside counter' type of alcoholism

  • @Brain69420
    @Brain69420 2 года назад +27

    Once Shane starts losing digits to the beaties I can only imagine how hard his comedy will slap.

    • @reidemolner3555
      @reidemolner3555 2 года назад +11

      His first special in a wheel chair is going to hit different

    • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
      @user-ie8qp9gj4p 2 года назад +1

      Hes gonna go full Bill Hicks...it'll be beautiful

    • @stevenseagull9683
      @stevenseagull9683 2 года назад +5

      @@user-ie8qp9gj4p are you referring to faking his death and becoming one of the biggest modern day conspiracy theorists??

    • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
      @user-ie8qp9gj4p 2 года назад

      @@stevenseagull9683 as long as he follows Spuds teachings, it will be so

  • @korytrevor9597
    @korytrevor9597 2 года назад +3

    Shane I went my whole life no stomach problems, 38 yes old all the sudden I can’t eat onions or peppers. You described the same problem I have.

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast 2 года назад +32

    Shane active with salmonella and dipping is very theta state

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 года назад

      He's probably at 432hz

  • @Highnz57
    @Highnz57 2 года назад +1

    I had trauma-induced pancreatitis. It was torture for a few days waiting for the doctors to figure out what the pain was coming from.
    Crashed a motorcycle and ruptured my spleen and spent 16 days in the hospital. The pacreatitis gave me the worst pain out of all the injuries I got in that accident.

  • @buffalokids671
    @buffalokids671 2 года назад +7

    “I start googling shit, well poop and tongue” - Shane Gillis 😂😂😂😂

  • @ijustworkhere2171
    @ijustworkhere2171 2 года назад +5

    30:40 thoughts move matter in your brain 😂
    "We are all water brains" 😄
    Shane you should totally get on the weed train and let your pancreas heal up for a bit.

  • @JeffBuegs
    @JeffBuegs 2 года назад +3

    Absolutely fucking Killed The Melbourne Show, was fucking awesome to see you both live, Matt your a legend so glad you came along, got so hyped when you walked out on stage, missus thought it was a little gay, but made my time so much better hahahaha

  • @alexnoelle4202
    @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад +30

    No bonfire this week so I was really looking forward to this ngl lol
    Alcoholism aside Shane is looking waaay better week by week

    • @snarkynader9400
      @snarkynader9400 2 года назад +2

      Gross

    • @austinmanuel500
      @austinmanuel500 2 года назад +2

      I always wondered who the hell watches that show lol

    • @blinksback
      @blinksback 2 года назад

      @@austinmanuel500 stay wondering

    • @Criesto137
      @Criesto137 2 года назад +4

      Shane's calves in shorts been lookin kahuna status. PAUSE - just bro to bro

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад

      @@blinksbackgirls exist, welcome to reality lol.

  • @tomasstank1898
    @tomasstank1898 2 года назад +3

    So Matt is fucking hilarious. Shaman constantly adding in the perfect funnies.

  • @Takex2xProductions
    @Takex2xProductions 2 года назад +4

    Yo what gives? No new pod for 3 weeks? You a big super star now like the Gardidi?

  • @prod.byzaha954
    @prod.byzaha954 2 года назад +3

    Took dollar store laxatives and spent all day on the porcelain throne. Glad to know even the young bull can sympathize with me on this day cursed with the black hand

  • @MrKingCarson
    @MrKingCarson 2 года назад +1

    What’s crazy is how shane acts sarcastic and preaches the gospel! Praise God brother!!! Amen!!!

  • @blkwolff
    @blkwolff 2 года назад +5

    yo it's been 12 days WTF

  • @lukegk2222
    @lukegk2222 7 месяцев назад

    "It's like Jackson Pollack" in Shane's parents bathroom killed me 😂

  • @bex_3
    @bex_3 2 года назад +8

    Shane and Matt making catholicism great again 🙏 🤲 🕍

  • @mgers75
    @mgers75 2 года назад +2

    Shane needs to bookmark one of those "Shane Gillis binge drinking on Podcasts" vids to show Doctors when they start questioning the level of drinker

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 2 года назад +6

    Shane's face when Matt mentioned his coworker having liquid schmidts for a decade 🤣 Also, is Shane getting jacked? Rubberdub chubs shoulders are getting jacked, good for him man. 👏

    • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
      @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 года назад +1

      Hey I just saw you getting flamed in the stuff island comments

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 года назад +2

      He really is lol his legs shoulders and arms!!
      Also I see your 6 year old comments in Loganprimates videos like all the time!

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 2 года назад

      @@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 yeah... some people are unwilling to see whats right in front of their faces lol.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 2 года назад

      @@alexnoelle4202 I remember your name too! Cool to see some other repeated people on here 😊🤙

    • @JohnBlaze505
      @JohnBlaze505 2 года назад +1

      Liquid Schmidts 🤣😂😆

  • @ilikemyowncomments622
    @ilikemyowncomments622 Месяц назад +1

    Shane you got Pancreatitis brother. I got it like 5 times in college lol. Can confirm the alcohol is the issue, not the tendies 😂

  • @stevekohl1419
    @stevekohl1419 Год назад +3

    Wow, what a great podcast. I walked in and said this is a really great podcast .

  • @rearview2360
    @rearview2360 2 года назад +9

    Wishing good day to all my dawgs

  • @gorgus1590
    @gorgus1590 2 года назад +3

    Big dawg couldnt resist the tendies lmao

  • @LifeRips
    @LifeRips 2 года назад +13

    This was hilarious I’m going through a tough time and this made my day I was crying laughing thank you so much !

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 2 года назад +5

      Hang in there Dawg!!! Life will rip again soon!!!

    • @LifeRips
      @LifeRips 2 года назад +3

      @@geromelegnome5446 hope so because life rips so bad right now but I believe it’s a stepping stone into something great.

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 2 года назад +2

      @@LifeRips if today sucks bud just wait to see what happens tomorrow!!! One step/ day at a time and eventually you see change!!! It's just hard to see the light when standing in the forest!!!

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 года назад +3

      Hold fast brother🙏

    • @ChoppedGlockShogun
      @ChoppedGlockShogun 2 года назад +1

      Steel yourself, friend. Did you not think this life would be a continuous swift kick to the crotch? Be aware, of each moment worth savoring, and strangle it for all the sweet nectar it has to give. Take heart.

  • @monkeywang9972
    @monkeywang9972 2 года назад +3

    Bro where are the dawgs?

  • @thomasparra18
    @thomasparra18 2 года назад +2

    I hope that somehow, someway, at some point... That all the super awesome good boy crew teams decide to revive the gilly and keeves thing... Also tiiiiiiiiiressss... Was awesome!! We need that show.

    • @earthgirdler23
      @earthgirdler23 2 года назад +1

      P sure Shane has talked about next season coming soon. With added Gerbs!

  • @maxbrown1748
    @maxbrown1748 2 года назад +3

    Where are the boys? Been waiting for episodes to drop and nothing, shits killing me haha

  • @davidallemand1835
    @davidallemand1835 2 года назад +1

    Steve (from love on the spectrum) has the absolute best voice for radio. If I were in advertising I’d hire him to read commercials.

  • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
    @user-ie8qp9gj4p 2 года назад +3

    Putting life on hold when the new MSSP drops, AUTOMATIC. Obsessively refreshing patreon after the libsyn drop, AUTOMATIC.

  • @xDIRECTORSRULEx
    @xDIRECTORSRULEx 2 года назад +2

    matt carpet bombing the ad read at the end is my favorite lol

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 2 года назад +3

    Wow here we are again. Just a bunch of dudes being dawgz.

    • @zombiez2go473
      @zombiez2go473 2 года назад +1

      Some would say Dawgz being dudes.

  • @localwaterchamp7712
    @localwaterchamp7712 2 года назад +11

    I would be right there with Shane, I loved drinking and was good at it. Never got mad and was always social and having a great time. Made the best friends I will ever make. I wasn’t going to stop even knowing that my health wouldn’t last forever but I developed some bad anxiety in my late 20s that shook me out of it. Drinking started to become a source of my anxiety and I had to stop to be happy. Looking back I’m thankful I had anxiety, kicked me into gear in more ways than with alcohol. People taking pills to reduce anxiety is so sad when you realize they are dulling the feeling that is supposed to motivate you to fix your problems.

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 года назад

      It is interesting how when people hit age 25 they start thinking they need to get their life together. They either do what you did and act upon it, or they take medication and sleepwalk through life, trying to smother that anxiety.

    • @annephetxumphou1535
      @annephetxumphou1535 9 месяцев назад +1

      Helpful take, thank you

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 2 года назад +5

    Praise to the dawgs for helping me not be a bitch before my 8 hour shift

  • @EonWil
    @EonWil 2 года назад +1

    Yooooooo!!
    Mart mentioned Jiddu Krishnamurti!!
    Flippin BASED BRO

  • @wittenfriedland
    @wittenfriedland 2 года назад +30

    I miss my other 2 best friends, but these guys are also my best friends.

  • @earlyandoften
    @earlyandoften 2 года назад +2

    Just looked at the views on the last couple eps and holy fuck the cast has blown up lol. Didn’t realize the dawgz were doing numbers like that, I remember when there were less than 500 of us on the patreon. You guys rule.

  • @atfrench22
    @atfrench22 2 года назад +6

    I have autism. We get super lonely but you get used to it. I had a great time socially until about 30. Crazy parties but since then I got nothing so from all to none in every social aspect. So I guess some of us just shell up alone because it is easier. It still sucks.

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 года назад

      Do you think you’ll get married in the future?

  • @jarednewsom3619
    @jarednewsom3619 3 месяца назад

    Running back old eps to ready myself for Tires tomorrow. Stay blessed dawgs.

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 2 года назад +4

    You guys get lost in the sauce?

  • @mikeLivornese
    @mikeLivornese 2 года назад

    Seeing matt and Shane talk about how they like watching shows about downs people, not because they're making fun of them, but because it's relatable because they're just like us, but with no filter or java updates, is making me get immediately addicted to this show. They're so funny but also at the same time have the most random genius perspectives on things. I get the hype in other words

  • @Octavius_bobcat
    @Octavius_bobcat 2 года назад +3

    The supreme god of the dawgs has blessed us

  • @legendsxdie123
    @legendsxdie123 2 года назад +2

    Take these supplements for stomach issues: probiotics, ginger tablet (with meals), mastic gum, slippery elm.

    • @teeple1877
      @teeple1877 2 года назад

      The daily Ginger/Turmeric kombucha in the AM is doing me wonders.

  • @dirkdiggler1721
    @dirkdiggler1721 2 года назад +7

    Wow, what a great podcast.

  • @DarrellVermilion
    @DarrellVermilion 7 месяцев назад

    43:55 Here's the "Love on the Spectrum" part lmao

  • @terriblegamers8981
    @terriblegamers8981 2 года назад +5

    11 days an counting with no new pod for the boys. I’m disappointed.

  • @ethanpowell6206
    @ethanpowell6206 2 года назад +2

    WHEN SHANE LOOKED IN CAMERA AND SAID "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I LITERALLY WAS LIKE..... WHO... ME? NUTS.

  • @Thecrazygamers2000
    @Thecrazygamers2000 2 года назад +3

    praise be the holy cast

  • @brandonray6749
    @brandonray6749 7 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this now that Shane is sponsored is sick. Sweet he’s drinking 20 beers

  • @chevster23
    @chevster23 2 года назад +6

    BEST PODCAST IN HISTORY…CHANGE MY MIND PUNK!

    • @thelokifiles
      @thelokifiles 2 года назад +1

      I am punk, but no need to change your mind without my boot. I agree this time.

    • @chevster23
      @chevster23 2 года назад +2

      @@thelokifiles oh shit. You wanna go 👊