Ep 345- We was Spermz
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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00:00:00 - The Shaman Returns (Welcome back bro)
00:00:30 - Don’t speak ill on Michael
00:03:50 - Park illegally, pay the consequences
00:05:30 - Sassy daddy infiltrates hipster heaven
00:16:15 - Slurs at the Wawa
00:24:30 - I’m back you fat fucking bitch
00:27:50 - In the beginning, there was Matt
00:30:30 - Torp away the entities
00:34:55 - The meat and potatoes.
00:43:50 - Adam discovering the lords Earthly delights
00:47:00 - St. Spud brings Matt the gift of entry
00:52:30 - Shane Gillis, the 3rd most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania
00:59:10 - Become a Celtic Warrior
01:01:30 - Creampie coming out of a butthole
01:05:15 - Why do we have to be good boys?
01:09:20 - Matt McCusker, what’ll he do next?
01:14:15 - Matt, Shane and the Beez are gonna be in Harrisburg this weekend. Ever heard of it? 
Развлечения
After a weekend of battle, the cynical warrior was in no mood for the mystic teachings of the shaman 🧙♂️
A true master of the ball of sack
Trey ❤😅😢😅😂❤😢😢😂😢😢😅😂😢🎉😅😢😢t 1:11:37 1:11:10
Shane listening to Matt about his mushroom trip looks like private Pyle in full metal jacket 😂
On point 😂😂
Omfg this Is perfect
Get the soap stuffed socks
"You already are in a world of shit, matt"
@@sjwilkins1991 Juninho
Matt just seems like he should always be in a karate gi and headband. And I'm here for it 100%
Gi
He part chinee
karate ghee lmao, my man rogan keto’d out
Ghee is clarified butter
And karate is gay
Imagine how crazy having Matt as a dad would be.
Papa?
Sounds dope
It's gotta be a lot better after patreon.
Pretty sweet
Sounds pretty sick
Matt is the craziest sane person I've ever seen. He's my spirit animal. Love this duo.
I feel the spirit animal stuff so much I've told my family this over and over. bless the shaman.
"You either believe in Fear or believe in God."
"I fear God." Subtly the most clever retort from Shane ever lol
It reminded me of that line from everybody loves raymond when they’re trying to schmooze the religious in laws
“Church every sunday, all of us. God fearing people, we’re scared to death”
As a catholic we are taught to both love and fear God above all. How great is OUR GOD!?
I think he was quoting hard knocks
@@rockyhatch8395definitely was quoting DHop
@@rockyhatch8395the second time gave it away
I just torped my boss and then he sent me home for the day
Hahahaha
So it worked
Should have sorp'd
Be carful it still takes a life, even tho it’s a immaterial life body
The entities were none too pleased with you.
I honestly really enjoyed Matt's description of his trip, something really calming about hearing someone go through a really crazy trip and taking away a positive notion from it, that's what life is, confronting fear and anxiety and taking solace in an unstoppable positive energy
Matt's Jesus rant is the exact same stream of consciousness my cellmate told me in prison
It’s verbatim what homeless schizos would tell me when
Yeah, it's called conversation
Psycho-babble
A real meeting of the mind
Fuckin love norm, I didn’t even know he was sick.
Shane zoned out hard during Mckuskies explanation of his trip
Battling his paintball daemons
"That's awesome."
Thinking bout hard candy
YAAAHHHHSSSSS
I mean I would also be thinking damn did he finally have a psychosis.
Shout out that camo Three 6 Mafia shirt!
Would be great for paintballing.
@@SGFTI 😂
Time for the bull mane to go insane
Matt made me feel like I was tripping just listening to him
A person who can talk good can do that
The Shaman has returned to us. Blessed is his presence.
Merlin and Arthur back at it again
Bro skis of the round? Doggirlavere?
Sir Spudalot slaying dragqueens online?
The boner in the stoner?
@@wyattrussell7496 wtf are you communicating here lol
He’s communicating the legend the prophecy the destiny of the cast that will rise and he great and forever be held in myth lore and legend
yo Wyatt you uploaded a video of you freeing a Horse Fly from certain death and suffering and that’s cool as fuck dawg
Lol
The torping.. I nearly died laughing
Shane at 30ish making fun of the TORPING is top 5 moments ever
Top 5 monsters ever
Just watch his face around 31:02
Wots torping
Oh shit he’s torpin’ us!
Yeah he has to put that in his stand up act lol
Matt’s trip report front to back was the best lol
Trip reports fuckin suck
-Thinks he was Jesus
-Wonders why we need locks
-Wonders why we need money
-Wonders why we teach kids math
Just the usual stoner bollocks
@@johnnyjohnny-cg7npMan I hope you experience an ego death if that's all you took from what he said. Words don't translate an experience properly. He felt "god" and the "infinite" for the first time and it makes you sound insane (or stoner bollocks) to attempt to explain it to someone who has never experienced it.
@@johnnyjohnny-cg7npbro it was so much more in depth than that and to be honest like most people when they trip can’t fully rationalise and explain what they’ve understood from the trip - you breaking what he felt down to “stoner bollocks” is the most normie gay shit ever lol
@@UNITDW eh, I've tripped hundreds of times, it really is stoner babble. It's stuff you talk about at 15 if you trip then, it's not really that deep. It's fun to talk about, but it's not that fun to listen to if you aren't involved with the event.
I always suspected crackheads were making noises to scare away dark energy beings chasing them
“Oh shit, somebody’s high as hell right now we got to go spook em”
This is what we needed, in times of such despair.
What...Spring time?
A hard boiled egg in these trying times 🥚
I see you with that 3 6 mafia tee... Shane always repping the fresh t's; gotta stay fly ah-ah-aye
super loving that "god" experience talk while shane is just waiting for the convo to be over lol i love you boys!
We got all kinds of uploads, late night uploads, early morning uploads, Thursday uploads.
These couple of gentlemen play by their own rules, also known as "the rules".
Big uploads, small uploads, White uploads and well pretty much just white uploads
You don’t see wolf packs following schedules
What's wrong with the uploads we got?!
Youre everywhere 😨
Very rarely have I stumbled upon a more interesting episode of a podcast. Thank you very much for this
Shane is the most humblest of everywhere ever.
Shamansplaining 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've only been on board with this podcast for maybe 2 weeks and it's already my favorite.
Got damn that Three 6 shirt is super fresh
Matt explained his mushroom trip the way I always wished I could.
Iko Iko.
you can dude just stop being gay
When I was four at the super market with my mom the first black lady I ever saw I yelled “MOM ITS AUNT JEMIMA” cause the syrup lady was all I knew and tbh she looked just like her. My mom was humiliated and couldn’t apologize enough while yelling at me but the lady just laughed and said it was fine introduced herself to me and gave me a hug. It was sweet.
Today a 20 year old white girl would decapitate 4yr old me for being offended for her.
Dog, my daughter is now 14. When she was 4ish, she got mad spooked of a particularly dark Ethiopian. Hiding behind me and her mom and saying chocolate face. I laughed, I was embarrassed as fuck. Maybe a little proud?
Dude I would laugh today if a child said that to my grandma. It’s a fuckin baby they just see and know what they think they know.
I think it might embarrass us as adults not because of the racist sound of the words the child said, but because it points out the elaborate, dangerously ridiculous games of race we adults are playing.
No they wouldn't
“Decapitate” seems a bit harsh
Matt and Shane are the Fox n the Hound. Best buddies forever
Timon and pumba
sheyn look like a sperm in that camo
Matt talks about his mushroom Scientology from 30:00 - 1:15:17
You’re the real mvp
4reel he went 98° dork...kinda gehh
I can’t listen to this lol, so boring
@@tubbmen you need to trip
Oh God no hahaha thanks for letting me know I can't wait it out
When Shane gets fired up, I get fired up. Years in the future. Prophet
Listening to Matt explain his mushroom trip made me zone out. All I could think about is saran wrapping Shanes car shut.
When the shaman said 90% of his thoughts were bullshit, the Celtic warrior's face was priceless.
Timestamp or it didn't happen
And this is what happens when you use psychedelic drugs in your 30s.
More meaningful than when you're 20 to be honest. I don't remember fucking anyone that had meaningful revelations that motivated them to change their lives when they were young and doing this stuff. Nor did they have the education to process and interpret things in a justifiable way.
@@j.b.7133 "I don't remember fucking anyone that had meaningful revelations that motivated them to change their lives when they were young and doing this stuff." This says more about the caliber of the people you hang out with than anything else. That's what it's always been like for me and my friends, starting early 20s.
@@virtualmartini I know it’s anecdotal, and a lot of those guys went on to do great things. Degrees, families, but at the time the trips didn’t encourage thought provoking discussions seen here. It was rather surface level. Perhaps looking back at them later on helps, but I still think you’ll not be able to process it as well as compared to when you’re older.
@@j.b.7133 Age does confer wisdom, that's true - it's just that (in my likewise anecdotal experience); psychedelics basically mainline wisdom into you no matter what the age. I've never met anyone who didn't have profound life-changing experiences on them no matter their age. Re-reading my comment I feel it came off more flippant than I meant it to, though.
@@virtualmartini nah man I get it. That’s rad to experience at that age. If I came off flippant/declarative too, apologies. 🤙🏻
I'm preparing myself mentally for a heroic dose and I'm setting my intentions to stay sober off of alcohol and to meet God, to find myself and become the man I need to be. Im done letting my anxiety and PTSD ruin my life and I need this breakthrough to the core of my existence. Fuck id love you guys to come to Bellingham WA and I'll get us all out of this universe. PLEASE come to Bellingham WA for a show. You both are LEGENDARY!
Did it work bro? Please share your experience.
We need answers!
Did you die?
@@MonkeyStoleYaPeach definitely have ego deaths with those 10 g albino trips. Not fun but necessary. I honestly prefer the heroic doses with the mental change it brings before forced to meet the real you without the ego getting in the way. I highly recommend
How's the not boozing going brother? @@AnxiousStacker
Being around a sober person while you're tripping is the worst
The transverse is pretty shitty as well.
Being around a tripping person when your sober, equally as shitty.
Being around a tripping person while you’re sober is the worst
@@lonelylubberkin7299 true that
Being around coked up drunks when you're tripping is the worst
One of my favorite episodes. This and Simposium.
Man i feel for Shane with the towing and the waitress guff, but he got this cause hes the man. And hes looking good too. Welcome back matt! Love the podcast boys.
Whoever uploads these added little titles to each segment and that's sick dude, great job editor man
I remember during the pandemic, I took a bus to work and this woman told me to put a mask on. I made a comment to her and sat down. Two stops later a big black guy gets on the bus maskless and she said nothing to him 😂. Liberals are so scared of black people it’s so funny
I’ve watched this so many times. It just seems to be what RUclips puts on after I watch a clip and climb a ladder and can’t switch videos. Every time it starts there’s no way I’m gonna stop before it finishes cause this is some prime casting.
Same, youtube always autoplays this era of the cast for me
i feel like i found my exact spirit animals and even tho im crushing a bunch of beers and its like 4 am i feel like im better for the future after watching this
that is the wildest sweat shirt combo two podcasters have ever worn
Genuinely don't understand how you guys reiterate your trips so well. When I used to mess around with that funny business the hardest part was always explaining what it was that just happened.
Back when I was a young warthog this was the first episode I listened to from this podcast, and I immediately fell ungayfully in love with Matt
god speed, gentlemen.
you guys are the best story tellers. I literally have never laughed this much at anything and its so consistent. We need Shane to get his car towed more and to have him visit more WOKE establishments. lol
WIKI WIKI WILE!! 🐶🐶🐶 WOOOO
Shane's Michael Jackson voice is literally Shawna from Ten minute podcast 😂
Nailed it
How has Shane not been on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? And can we please get a Shane and Matt episode on Jre?? These two are the best in the game right now
Totally agree. We are actually watching Always Sunny in the background right now. Philly is comedy Mecca this past decade.
Delco Proper would have been too strong competition for IASIP.. There must be a conspiracy here, someone call Billy and Spud.
He'd make a good McPoyle lol
I needed this on my day off, gud job bois.
That was so good. Dune in the bathtub. That’s where you really hit home with me hahaha
The world needs a reliable tuesday cast
Tuesdays with stories
Hell yeah coming in early dawgs!
Dude when I read your screen name my inner monologue automatically switched to Phil Gillis voice.
My boy Matt discovered the reason why we created immortal, eternity is something we can’t even understand.
We're all just dying brotha
41:00 it's so wild hearing others describe experiences you've been part of while tripping with a blindfold on 🤯 the mushrooms teach us all the same lessons, it's nuts man!
matt would go crazy if he took a highschool biology class
Yo Shane's shirt is the craziest mix of hood and redneck anyone has ever seen
That's pretty much their fan base. Makes perfect sense. DJ Paul is a huge collaborator with Yelawolf and a lot of those kind of Slumerican artists. They know who their key demographic is. I actually applaud that as a stroke of genius.
I love that Shane enjoys three 6 almost as much as I do
My favorite pod!
Real talk!!!
Would love to hear Shane's inner thoughts 💛💛💛💛💛
19:48 The single most important lesson in life
Now I can't stop picturing Shane as the dancing gopher from Caddyshack
The entire bit where matts talking about religion and the thoughts of that stuff literally sent me to a hospital for me freaking out about it and hearing the shaman say whats been in my head for like a year now is honestly pretty relieving
Oh hell yeah brother 🤘🏼
Same dream but I thought my dad hated me because he was a corrections officer I just got home from the marines I thought I spent a life time being restarted because I took a 14 grams of shrooms. I ended up pissing the bed 7 times, everytime I did it I had no idea I just felt like I was being touched by gods warm greatness. By the time I was unstuck I was walking around felt like I was almost back into my body. I knew my parents had to work and they worked days the sun was up I was walking around BUTT ASS NAKED. I SEEN MY MOMS PUT BULL and I reach down this dog I think is speaking Native American to me so I grab her face to talk back my moms behind me seeing my ass hole and my small sack from the back!!!!! It was worth every moment.
"Dude, I've been internally scrubed so radically that I'm afraid I'll freak people out" 😂 I love this man 24:42
Hearing Shane trying to pronounce Chilaquiles was the funniest shit ever😂😂I bet that breakfast was smackin
Damn i love this podcast. Listening to Matt relate has shroom experience was great, and I got the feeling Shane wanted so bad to go in hard on Matt, but he held back for the most part. Thoroughly entertaining from start to finish, as usual.
Shane's camouflage Three 6 Mafia long sleeve shirt rulez! S.O.D.T.A.O.E!
Hail Paimon 👁👌🤘🔥
34:37 shane tossing i fear God homie from the DHop video
I love you guys. When Shane brought up the apple bottom jeans I spit coffee all over my kitchen. These guys are so genuinely hilarious.
Needed this you beautiful couple of skis.
🎿 SKI-NATION🎿
YUUSSS!
YOSSSSSS
He is the shaman that guides us praise be unto Matt and Shane
The whole thing that Matt talks about waking up to pee and thinking about all kinds of things within your life, I totally understand and can relate to that. Idk if it’s something to do with hallucinations or what but, I totally have that happen quite often.
shane gillis/sam hyde(MDE) skit collabs would destroy 2021
Sam Hydes funniest bit is holding in his breath so hard that his eyes pop and face gets red. Yeah, peak of comedy right there. I used to do that in 4th grade to try and impress girls.
Need this
@@charwest5892 Eh don’t hate just because your eye popping abilities are weak and girls aren’t impressed with your teenis.
@@charwest5892 World Peace
@@emjay3066 check out MDE presents World Peace (Adult Swim 2016(?)) if not already then approximate talent %
Jealousy emanates from Shane while Matt talks about his trip
Spiritually weak The Bull is. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Weak the force in him is.
God I fucking love you guys. I haven't ever binged on a pod like I do this one
"Lamb of Blood" hahaha I love you, Matt
I’m proud of Matt for being so honest with himself and his self reflection and shane for listening so intently and having empathy at every turn. I’ve had similar trips and it really does make you feel like you did something wrong and you feel so alone and Shane is being very kind about that and it sounds like his brother was too that an important feeling to overcome especially with the help of other people and you’d never believe until you’re in that place how hard it is to find somebody to help you in that way. I mean it’s not impossible there are many good people in most of our lives but it’s interesting how it seems like they’re never around in those moments and maybe that says something about the company we keep and maybe people are like vices that we don’t realize we’re using. I definitely had that realization about the kids I hung out with in highschool. They weren’t bad people but they didn’t have my best interest in mind and I’m going to make sure my son knows the difference when he gets to that age but it’s very important
Of course the tripping druggie has a kid, because of course he would. Just makes sense.
Being allergic to pollen is so low T
Is it just me or does shane look like what the kid from the sixth sense would look like when he got older lol
Yes
Shane’s MJ impression is the best!!!! “Man!!!!”
Loving the intros
As someone who has never taken psychedelics, this was enjoyable
Definitely do it at least once.
Man, I don’t like thinking about it, but I definitely got caught up in that bullshit. Very glad I was able to take a step back and realize it’s just a play for control.
When he started to give an example of torping I spit my fucking coffee out. That was so hilarious
Early upload? Hell yeah dawgs
dope 36 mafia shrt
Matt's feeling that he was going to destroy someone's mental state by telling them that they were sperm is my exact thought every time I come up with something crazy wow I'm high. All started after my shrooms journey
"I have a goatee? YES!" Lmfao
"God, soplar, torping, let's go." Hell ya dude
Time stamp titles are fuckin SOLID
Matt’s knowledge of psychedelics must be impressive to someone who’s never tripped.
After shrooms, Matt became Peter from Office Space. All the neurotic worries vanished overnight.
😂😂boots with the fur had me rollin
an early dawg gets the worm
Lets goooooo skis