Lemaire is the ultimate bro to have in literally any situation. somethin electric about that guy that simply charges the cast with beautiful goofball vibes
I come back to the old eps when the wait for new becomes too much. Looking back, this show helped so much to keep me from taking the news too seriously. Praise be to the Dawgs.
lemaire is that guy that believes everything he sees on twitter, and gets all his news on twitter. God bless our special little man. But also, somebody stop him
Your brains navigation skills take a hit when you use GPS all the time. Twitter is doing the same thing but to the machinery of the brain that determines what is relevant stimuli and what isn't. Idk if it was designed from the getgo to be softcore mind control, but that's what it is. When the city gets road ragey I check their social media and 10/10 Twitter is pushing some hysteria/fear/hate campaign or another.
@@austinkuipers6087 Twitter just puts a mirror in front of the population and it turns out were a bunch of miserable angry people. Also GPS has no effect on your brain, if you learn navigate then you learn to navigate, if you dont then you dont. Not that deep bro
Those CRV drivetrains are wicked strong on certain years too, I’ve seen a lot of really fast civics use them and have a lot of luck. I’m not too familiar with imports but from my understanding the engine block in some CRV’s is also very strong, so lots of guys pull them for swaps, which makes finding a cheap one next to impossible but they’re pretty nice cars so you might as well spend $30k for a nice vehicle.
42:02 Gardini looks into the camera. I say "fuck off Sardini, your eye contact gives me the willies." He then drops his glasses. I say "Ha! That's what you get!" He then proceeds to MAD DOG the lens for about 8 minutes. Never laughed so hardini in my life
17:15 20:40 lemaire wants 3 eyes sloots / matt chairnoble 25:09 matt talking about dead dog while gard dawg looks into my eyes 33:33 lameezy takes some blinkeys 44:36 shane order meezer to chug ber 1:04:36 matt cannot understand girl slurping innards of glizz
Just got done with the most recent pod and heard Matt got to revel in the odessey then I watched this from related vids and Matt speaking the dream into the ethos of cruising the odessey. Legendary
For the train stats, most people fall in front of the train too early and the train has enough to to stop and slow down sufficiently. Other people jump/fall too late and just bounce off the windshield and end up with injuries.
I was the host at the Christopher Titus show. First off, shout-out to Magooby's and Titus for handling a fucking crazy situation as well as anyone could. Basically what happened is there was a dude in the audience that got plastered and heckling so Titus had him thrown out. Some drunk lady didn't like how Titus handled it so she started heckling him. Her husband told her to shut the fuck up and then they started fighting so they also got thrown out. (If it's any indication how drunk they were, they showed up in a party bus). When they were walking out, the husband bumped into some other guy and so they started fighting and knocking shit over. What made it even more of a spectacle is that the guy who got bumped into was sitting there with his wife who turned out to be blind so all she can hear is her husband throwing down with some drunk guy so she's screaming and flipping out. They club employees ended up getting them passed this barricade that separates the lobby from the show room and then the dude started throwing glasses and stuff. They were shoving each other and screaming and whatnot so Titus jumped on stage (still mic'd) and is getting in the dude's face and screaming at him and shit. Then me and another comedian got in between them and started shoving him towards the door and Titus went back on stage and continued to perform. We eventually got the dude outside and the cops showed up. Highlight for me is having to go up after Titus and talk about comment cards.
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Lemaire is the ultimate bro to have in literally any situation. somethin electric about that guy that simply charges the cast with beautiful goofball vibes
I dunno but there's somethin electric bout you bbg
@@אילנהאילנה-ש2צcutie 🥰
He's an absolute imbecile
Autism is a hell of a drug!
There's nothing more cold-blooded than editing an intro video to make fun of the guy whose job you took.
Who took his job
@@marionmuhney9713 guard dog
@@tayloranderson8838 obviously? How is this man confused? Doesnt he know Biden had fake votes to beat Trump
That looks fun I miss Philly
Matt makes the intros
i like how gardinis chair isn’t even tilted towards the camera anymore, just facing straight at the wall😂
Almost as if he’s been a bad little boy 👦🏻
To help when they need to edit shit. It’s easier to catch him looking directly at camera
the look back kills me every time.
Do they use that door? Heh
apropos
Matt may possibly be the best lounger I have ever seen
Isnt it! 😂 It's a real power move, "this my house" 😂😂
He's a girl dad so naturally he is good at it
It's amazing how much air time Lemaire has and still just CAN'T seem to articulate his thoughts. Never change.
He has the WORST opinion on the war. He wants us to boots on the ground and he thinks NATO will join us. He is so fucking stupjd
@@MightyMerlin1- You might be leaning into this comedy podcast a bit too hard, freak! Hahahaha
He has to be a bit way on the spectrum side
@@kingofoblivion1822weed gives you 'tism symptoms. He's blazing in this ep
listening to LeMaire talk about politics is like watching a dog trying to open a jar of peanut butter
It's a black guy thing in general not just lemaire to be fair
Yes. This is why we ❤ Le Morrrp
Trying to open a door of peanut butter
@@rum4906 Lemaire is just dumb af, its not a black guy thing.
lemar definitely named his cat onyx after the pokemon not the club
I said this out loud to myself immediately when that came up, lmao
I was thinking the group.
@@ZatchBolski phew, wasn't just me
How do you leave out the group?
BACDAFUCUP
Props to the boys respectfully posting that lemaire clip after black history month
I’m going to tell my kids that lamaire is Chairman Fred Hampton
Black conservatives don’t do black history month
@@pinderharp Power to the People! ✊🏾
They fired him during black history month last year lol
@@tamotit and it was glorious 😂
I love how consistent this pod is becoming.
Always has been
Has been since day one.
Clearly a cumtown fan
Consistently mediocre
@@AdamStarr816 I bet you listen to cumtown though lol.
"Civic was my dream car" is the funniest thing I have heard on this podcast 🤣
Was ready for Lemar Joe to go down like Segura in that opening.
legit couldn't watch it because of that
Jdf
Yeah he was jumping about twice as high as Shane was
I forgot Matt has a kid and I thought he was just voluntarily watching talking dog movies. Had more respect for that.
So you don’t respect him for bonding with his kid? what lol
The fact that Shane was a D-1 lineman but he’s scared to drive a full size truck is hilarious
I'm pretty sure he was joking. Not sure though.
@@stickywickedy Shane was also scared to drive the jeep. Big city boy vibes
I mean army is D 1.5 he's admitted that himself
@@coreygolpheneeestill puts him at like 1 percent of people
If you haven't noticed, he's a pretty unusual person and wasn't super well adjusted out of high school.
I come back to the old eps when the wait for new becomes too much. Looking back, this show helped so much to keep me from taking the news too seriously. Praise be to the Dawgs.
Who else would make a homeward bound 2 reference but the Shaman? This is why he's the best
Le'morp & the Dawgz...Classic
"He was like Winnie the Pooh for high fructose corn syrup".
Lmao. Love the chemistry of this group.
Intro was brutal. Praying for my short king L’mourn
Lemourn for lemorp
Matt finds pushing tacks through fabric into walls pleasurably satisfying. That is so on-brand. Shout out 'tists.
Name a more classic situation then seeing which one of the boys has the most vert
lets go sean dawgson
@@xxlegitfailxx grace up
a tale as old as time
Not as classic as using the word 'then' instead of 'than'
@@DNYGdj no one cares about math
Love it when LeMaire sits in with the crew, and Gardawg’s glance back at the camera after every “hot take”….best shit out there 🍻
I love the Gard Dog's secret editing system of intense looks at the camera.
Guard dawg looking back at the camera really adds to the immersion that im sitting with my best buds shootin the shit
It does
Bleak
lemaire is that guy that believes everything he sees on twitter, and gets all his news on twitter. God bless our special little man. But also, somebody stop him
@@billgillim9319 I don't know about you, I love comedy podcasts for an accurate & unbiased read into the complex global issues we face.
@@billgillim9319 so watch ben shapiro for well informed takes
@@jiggyfreshape2128 lol good one
Your brains navigation skills take a hit when you use GPS all the time. Twitter is doing the same thing but to the machinery of the brain that determines what is relevant stimuli and what isn't. Idk if it was designed from the getgo to be softcore mind control, but that's what it is. When the city gets road ragey I check their social media and 10/10 Twitter is pushing some hysteria/fear/hate campaign or another.
@@austinkuipers6087 Twitter just puts a mirror in front of the population and it turns out were a bunch of miserable angry people.
Also GPS has no effect on your brain, if you learn navigate then you learn to navigate, if you dont then you dont. Not that deep bro
Gardini’s over the shoulder Jim faces are getting out of control. This week he pulls out a finger wag. He is incorrigible.
Couldn’t ask for a better Ash Wednesday
🙏 I'll give up anything but the Dawgz for Lent
Only time people can wear black face without condemnation.
You also smoke roaches?
As a non Catholic, it freaks me out to see it every time to see the ash on the forehead
@@user-gn5bu7tx1b I should seriously consider going back to church but a non catholic one
Lemaire on a previous ep said his black comedy name would be "LemaireSoCrazy" lol
Good shit
Audibly laughed remembering that. He's our special little man.
I come back and watch these Lemaire episodes at least three times. I still laugh at puss fluenza.
Dude literally just came off pussfluenza. LeMaire is the fucking MAN
“He gotta influx of pussy and it warped his brain”
Where did the 2 now 3 replies go?
"hot rods look like PT cruisers" - Matthew mccusker
😂 What
I've got a case of the melancholys, great timing I needed a break
Hell yeah dawg, the boys came to the rescue. A real bunch o goofballs
Keep your head up big dawg
@@yeeeeyee bro your dads knife throwing wall is sick
@@TomMyersComedy 🤣thanks boss
Just remember bro saint rogies will save us all, look what he did with shane... saved him from perpetuating Asian hate
when Gardini turns around and we lock eyes it really gets me goin
That fist bump at 23:40 is funny, Lemaire was proud of it 😂😂
listening to the boys not know shit about cars is always a treat to come back to or hear again in new episodes
My favorite part of this podcast is Lemaire talking about his job as a warehouse manager, the “yo please” kills me everytime 😂
Drove my parents Odyssey when I was 16 and got that hog up to 110 mph on the mass pike. Wheel didn’t even shake.
It's the Bugatti of mini vans tho
Dude same. I got up around 110 too. Fastest I’ve gone in a car
Lol Matt not knowing the anatomy of a hot dog is crazy
The fact that Matt loves Hondas and I’m a Honda sales guy shows me I’m in the right place. Shaman forever
This is the funniest, and most consistently funny podcast out there
Those CRV drivetrains are wicked strong on certain years too, I’ve seen a lot of really fast civics use them and have a lot of luck. I’m not too familiar with imports but from my understanding the engine block in some CRV’s is also very strong, so lots of guys pull them for swaps, which makes finding a cheap one next to impossible but they’re pretty nice cars so you might as well spend $30k for a nice vehicle.
Lemare is one of my favorite characters ever created, although on other platforms he is intelligent and try’s to be funny. This is so much better
LeMaire has an awesome, contagious laugh haha
Keep up the good work boys!
Between LeMaire and O'Connor we might as well call him Saint Gillis for helping the needy.
Except O'Connor is actually funny
Shane looking in the purest coach form on the intro
I can confirm my dad got hit by a train and lived… his left side was paralyzed for a while but was good after a couple weeks
Thank our beautiful god for this another day of Matt and Shane
LeMaire is the man fuck yeah bruh fuck trains 😂😂
I JUST finished rolling this joint then i got a noti. Beautiful timing Gardawg or whoever uploaded this.
Stars aligned
hahah hell yeah dude i smoke weed too wuddup xD WEED SMOKERZ UNITE
Weeeeeeeeeddddddd maaaaaaannnn
You roll a joint every 15 minutes it's not that big a coincidence.
@@spikedmo nah your mama usually rolls them for me, thats why i was pointing out this was a special occasion timing-wise
Matt saying he’s never eaten a hot dog with a casing may be the wildest thing I’ve ever heard.
Yo why tf does gard keep turning around 😂 makes me look like he’s checking if I’m paying attention
probably making sure the camera isn’t slowly zooming in on shane again lmao
I can’t wait for this weeks look back comp on the sub!
Hes just checking...
He uses it when editing so he knows to mark subject changes probably
42:02 Gardini looks into the camera. I say "fuck off Sardini, your eye contact gives me the willies." He then drops his glasses. I say "Ha! That's what you get!" He then proceeds to MAD DOG the lens for about 8 minutes. Never laughed so hardini in my life
17:15
20:40 lemaire wants 3 eyes sloots / matt chairnoble
25:09 matt talking about dead dog while gard dawg looks into my eyes
33:33 lameezy takes some blinkeys
44:36 shane order meezer to chug ber
1:04:36 matt cannot understand girl slurping innards of glizz
Annealing. Glass filled resin over a thin wall section will do this. Should have done this at the factory.
Just got done with the most recent pod and heard Matt got to revel in the odessey then I watched this from related vids and Matt speaking the dream into the ethos of cruising the odessey.
Legendary
Matt not knowin how a hot dog is made cracked me up what a hot cast
shanes face as lemaire said the train facts was amazing starting off like yeah sure to no wtf in like 5 seconds
Take a shot everytime LeMaire says "I dont know"
Love it when the gard dog just turns and stares at the cam lol
Lemaire thinking his booze withdrawal shakes were due to the Russian invasion of Ukraine is the funniest thing
LeMarie saying that you could stand on the subway tracks and not die might be the single dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard.
Cool to see young mulldog on the cast
Matt is one of my favorite philosopher's alive today ✊
One of? Psssch
finally, the only news source i can trust
Lemaire rocking jeggings
Always stoked to hear LaMaire on the cast!
I get so hyped everytime they drop🤣
Matt looking forward to whipping around in a Honda Odyssey makes so much sense.
What up doe from Detroit, fellas!
I'm always in awe of lemournes tism
Blacktism is fun to watch, but never to be around
Gard Dawg's been on point. Bark bark
The Skiis and Halo are my entire entertainment regimine.. cant wait to hear this one.
Hells yeah! Let's go Boyz! 🤣
Yall got 2 of the 3 hood classics. Scarface, Belly and Paid in Full. All the homies love em!! Hahah
MSSP & Stuff Island same morning...Bless Up Dawggz
For the train stats, most people fall in front of the train too early and the train has enough to to stop and slow down sufficiently. Other people jump/fall too late and just bounce off the windshield and end up with injuries.
Lemaire cracks me up. Awesome to see him on the podcast.
Finally. The Dawgz are here to bless this beautiful irradiated day.
Nothing like inhaling 8 or 9 light beers and chilling with my boys. God bless lemorp Joe
He’s always been funny but has anyone else picked up on guard dog gettin funnier of more out of his shell recently?
Hearing Lemaire say, “It’s a Chinese smoke screen,” over and over was like nails on a chalkboard
Such a comfy crew, love to see it
51:10 Holy snizz… Steve Spiros is a reference that I haven’t heard in a decade.
Whos here in 2024 for the DAWGS
Present and accounted for
Struggling thru 3rd shift days and hoping FORTUNA SPINS HER WHEEL ON MY BIRD
🤙🤙
Piss off, likes loser
2025 soon my man !
I am now and forever a proud member of the MSSP Patreon. No gods no masters. And no ads. Hail him
2024 instant ramen and a spindrift 🙏🏽🙏🏽💪🏽💪🏽 God bless my dawgzz
ALL HAIL LAMORP! Shout-out Riggins, shout-out Tibault, shout-out Sheetz
The crab part had me rollin 44:30, cheers dawgs!
I had the same exact reaction as Matt to Napoleon Dynamite
Matt not getting the hotdog story was great, he acts all sage wise but cant understand a simple story. Classic Dawg
1:13:41 "I've had a lot of coitus with cats."
That's a real Gardini quote right there boys. I am concerned about the safety of Tibault.
Shane Gillis for President 2024
Sign up for these guys! Patreon.
Let's help the shaman get his dream of the Honda Odyssey!!!
Currently watching thru the back log. So much gold.
Where is the flute?!?
I need that sweet tune to align my hz
Wait, isn’t Matt describing the roof scene from The Other Guys? Samuel and the Rock eat it, jumping off a roof.
Aim for the bushes !!
Shane watched lemaire fail at that vertical like a disappointed Notre Dame recruiter
Usually can’t stand when Matt lets Lemorp come on but this was by far his best performance.
Bring the arms across with a hop before the "jump" was amazing
I was the host at the Christopher Titus show.
First off, shout-out to Magooby's and Titus for handling a fucking crazy situation as well as anyone could.
Basically what happened is there was a dude in the audience that got plastered and heckling so Titus had him thrown out. Some drunk lady didn't like how Titus handled it so she started heckling him. Her husband told her to shut the fuck up and then they started fighting so they also got thrown out. (If it's any indication how drunk they were, they showed up in a party bus).
When they were walking out, the husband bumped into some other guy and so they started fighting and knocking shit over.
What made it even more of a spectacle is that the guy who got bumped into was sitting there with his wife who turned out to be blind so all she can hear is her husband throwing down with some drunk guy so she's screaming and flipping out.
They club employees ended up getting them passed this barricade that separates the lobby from the show room and then the dude started throwing glasses and stuff. They were shoving each other and screaming and whatnot so Titus jumped on stage (still mic'd) and is getting in the dude's face and screaming at him and shit. Then me and another comedian got in between them and started shoving him towards the door and Titus went back on stage and continued to perform. We eventually got the dude outside and the cops showed up.
Highlight for me is having to go up after Titus and talk about comment cards.
“Did you name him after the club” lol 16:53
That Squier Telecaster in the corner might sound better tuned to 432 Mhz....
Only a noob plays a Squier
I think that's what EVH tuned to
I got this email. I feel better knowing Dawgs have also gotten this email and not just me lol.