Mcusk would not have stood for all this gay sports talk. Sports are like pro wrestling or politics. Only losers waste their time and energy on them. Stop being such a loser Shane Gillis.
SHANE I PLAYED AGAINST YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL. I PLAYED FOR BOILING SPRINGS #69. We beat y’all because I partially blocked a field goal at the end of the game. I played nose guard and d end. I definitely went against you. Class of 06
Lmao Bert probably somehow trying to make every conversation about him and saying he is athletic enough to make it in the nfl if he wanted to, then trying to draw all attention to himself by “laughing” at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile, massive dudes’ eyes roll back in their heads and they’re just dropping left and right. That would probably be the only actually funny thing Bert has ever been a part of. Bad part is he’d just tell that story even more than the machine thing.
That Micah Parsons convo had me fucking crying😂😂 " she's pressing charges " " sir, Trinity high school, put it there " Holy shit that's hilarious. Would love to see Shane being awkward around NFL stars. That's definitely a skit.
He'd have to have the same facepaint as he did during that total embarrassment barstool case race. No fault of the YUng Bull, those guys can't hold their beverages for shit.
For me, Dan Soder is the only person that could make a podcast with Shane if the Dark Shaman ever decided he was done with this mortal plain and transcended to a higher dimension.
He's one of the best but I don't think he's underrated,he's respected and appreciated has great credits regular on the best podcasts, funny comedy,handsome,big pp (he don't dick brag),great voice,great Chappelle impression.
"Idk some company sent us some girl with books, it didn't really take off." Immediately followed by a Displate ad. 👏 👏 Edit: Books/Boobs either way, I don't like the looks of 'em.
There's so much he's in that's hilarious. The Bonfire, especially the ones with Shane Gillis as guest. He and Shane on KFC Radio, his guest spots on podcasts like Jeremiah Wonders, etc..
Oh father how great thou art. For a dark & dreary Friday, The clouds suddenly split and it was not the sun that lit our world…it was our father Shane & our holy shah man. Thank you for your eternal grace and love. Amen 🙏🏼 🕊️
I couldn't imagine being on tour with Bert. Having to do all the promo filming and follow an itenerary everyday. I'm more the guy that would rather chill in my suite/room recooperating frim the previous night whilst preparing for the night to come.
As annoying as Bert is, he’s kind of the perfect entertainer. He’s built for it. It’s probably great experience for someone like Shane to learn how to promote at the craziest level, when naturally Shane would promote as little as possible. From the listener standpoint, less is more with Bert. He’s the worst on two bears but on the Bertcast with Chrissy D, he’s at his best.
Lol this is such an underrated comment. Truly the MSSP comment feed is the only feed I scroll down past the first 10 comments and I always find nuggets of gold. I’m just an old prospector dawg now. Shane > Bert
Not doin so well today... Depression is definitely real... If I could go back in time I'd kick my teenage ass for all of the chemicals I introduced into my biology... Imbalanced but sober. Thanks for the ep dawgs
@41:45 it was in the 70s the whole week and on Tuesday when everyone was gone it dropped to 45° and we had freezing rain for a a 20 hours to wash away the sin. the next day it was 65. it was wild
too many times i was laughing out loud at work (ear bud in) while customers are just looking at me half laughing/puzzled 😂 “i’m telling you right now cowboys are thinking about trading ya”….”trinity high school” 🤝
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Loop p I’ll😊
Mcusk would not have stood for all this gay sports talk. Sports are like pro wrestling or politics. Only losers waste their time and energy on them. Stop being such a loser Shane Gillis.
Need you back in Ohio shane! (I say back because I can only assume you've been here already🤣)
SHANE I PLAYED AGAINST YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL. I PLAYED FOR BOILING SPRINGS #69. We beat y’all because I partially blocked a field goal at the end of the game. I played nose guard and d end. I definitely went against you. Class of 06
😅
"Where are we at timewise?" is like a pavlov's dog trigger for sadness
No shit huh. “Back to work”😞
Too real
I feel you
Dude.
I feel like that sinking feeling in my stomach like my lover has betrayed me.
Too good for this pod cast’ Gillis
The thought of Bert's high pitched laugh triggering the CTE of NFL players at that party had me rolling 😂
Dayum,what time was that?
Lmao Bert probably somehow trying to make every conversation about him and saying he is athletic enough to make it in the nfl if he wanted to, then trying to draw all attention to himself by “laughing” at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile, massive dudes’ eyes roll back in their heads and they’re just dropping left and right. That would probably be the only actually funny thing Bert has ever been a part of. Bad part is he’d just tell that story even more than the machine thing.
Dude. I imagined Bert’s laugh initiating a monster hit on Shane and was losing it.
@@STSGuitar16 Bro, sports players are fuckin normal people unlike you dorks. They love bert.
@@STSGuitar16 ✊ bert is the fucking worst
Everytime I see Lemorps feet dangling off the couch it makes me giggle furiously
His foot is like Charlie Murphy in that Chappelle's Show skit where he just starts shimmying when the cameras roll.
@@user-kr6jg6qb7l Alright don't be a scumbag about it
Dude sucks a podcasting
@@mattdrummond3552 your feet don't touch the floor do they
built like a lil meatball
The way Lamaire holds the microphone with both hands is fuckin adorable
Love Lemaire
He looks like an excited kid, i looked at him and said "wow, what an excited kid"
@@b0ssatr0n91 you’re out of your element Donny!
I always picture him as a panda and it makes me smile lol. He's so wholesome.
He looks like me when I finally get a girl.. "what do I do with my hands" lol
That Micah Parsons convo had me fucking crying😂😂
" she's pressing charges "
" sir, Trinity high school, put it there "
Holy shit that's hilarious. Would love to see Shane being awkward around NFL stars. That's definitely a skit.
All the players just assuming he's there as part of a special needs group
@@luke-olibre Him just walking around with drool hanging from mouth
He'd have to have the same facepaint as he did during that total embarrassment barstool case race. No fault of the YUng Bull, those guys can't hold their beverages for shit.
a late hang with the dawgs is better than no hang with the dawgs. praise be
AWWW SHIT
Praise be allah
With an extra 40 on there, love it.
Alhamdulilah
So cringe 😂
Dan Soder has more personality in his eyebrows than most people have in their whole body
His eyebrows do impressions
@The Shaman I'm not fit for that type of relationship
To be fair tho he's got some serious fuckin eyebrows. Push brooms up there.
Too much speed
Who?
Everytime someone on a podcast says “oh they don’t want to hear anymore about this” I almost always wanna hear more about it.
For me, Dan Soder is the only person that could make a podcast with Shane if the Dark Shaman ever decided he was done with this mortal plain and transcended to a higher dimension.
He was irregular on the bonfire
Soder is just good on all pods. But he is really good with Shane.
For sure, but tbh Danny Sodeys could hop on any podcast and it just works. Dude is one of the best, obviously pause.
@@snmnp irregular 😂
Dude, everybody who sees Micah Parsons should just go up to him and say "I went to Trinity Highschool." 😂😂
Nah anyone who sees shane should say that to him, so he gete full circle embarassment
Soder and Shane always got great Chemistry
They were friends long before Shane was on anybody’s radar
You can see Soder's influence in Shane's stand up
Yeah love when shane has a buddy with him that's why Matt is such a good fit too. Shane comfortable is THE BEST 👌
@@drrockso8000 he honestly PUT shane on my radar. Him and Big Jay.
Pippa and Kasey agree 👍
Shane’s trippin when he said “this episode isn’t good”, it was awesome. I was crying laughing so many times. What a great way to start the weekend 😎
Shane always thinks the good ones are bad ones
Most of Shane’s life is spent tripp’n
I bet you wish he was your boyfriend
Matt killed it in san jose, I'm glad the shaman even took the time to bless us with the 432 hz and cleanse our impure energies.
He busted out the flute?!
Its my sebsi bro
Dang i showed up late thought show was at 8 they didnt let me in…
@@scottschiess1440 showed up late in Irvine but they let me in for the final 30, i feel your pain
Hahaha me and my husband seen him last night in Ontario
On a Dan Soder binge; Best comedian in the game currently
Took you about 4 years to figure that out. Dan’s ruled for years bruh
@@BookerT69 Loved The Bonfire for a bit
@@ASwagPecan yeah that show was unbelievable him and Jay are the best together.
Once Norm Died Soder took the mantle!!
Fuck I cried laughing at the Bonfire when they first started making fun of Corey Feldman, The Feld dog.
@@BookerT69lame flex
27:06 the synchronized really killed me 😂
Really?😂
How’d I miss that 😅
Woah
“That’s a man who initiates contact” is one of the quickest greatest jokes I’ve ever heard
Dan Soder is criminally underrated!!!
I saw him live last year. Great show
Preach
Inshallah, blessed are we.
Seen you around bro
He's one of the best but I don't think he's underrated,he's respected and appreciated has great credits regular on the best podcasts, funny comedy,handsome,big pp (he don't dick brag),great voice,great Chappelle impression.
Bert Kriecher is literally the wheezy penguin from Toy Story, mic and everything
A shit machine
Hahaha the child of the penguin and Hamm, the 🐷!
Praise be to the Dawgs in our darkest hour 🙏
Soder working with Big Jay has made him so quick on the draw. Absolutely lethal because Dan is already so funny.
"Idk some company sent us some girl with books, it didn't really take off."
Immediately followed by a Displate ad. 👏 👏
Edit: Books/Boobs either way, I don't like the looks of 'em.
Nice books
I sure do love books
I love reading books. Particularly the big thick books, those are my favorite books.
books are the tots
@@remy_james give me some of your tots
I can’t help but imagine huge NFL players listening to the pod and getting psyched when they hear their name. The pod and the dawgz span far and wide.
Chiiiiiile mami
Sedooonaaaa! Soder on a podcast is always top tier.
I've only listened to him a couple times on the cast here and he's so damn funny. I need to check him out more
There's so much he's in that's hilarious. The Bonfire, especially the ones with Shane Gillis as guest. He and Shane on KFC Radio, his guest spots on podcasts like Jeremiah Wonders, etc..
This is the funniest pod on earth right now, keep it up lads
"Sounds like a whistle and they all start running" 🤣☠ Bert's laugh is something special... lol
its the sound of a try-hard deflating
“Special” is certainly one way to put it
Me and my husband seen Matt the Shaman last night! He was incredible!!!! Love the Dawgz!!!
This will get me through the come down. Thanks boys.
Wild child
whats the come down?
@@eddieharman3650 he did heroin last night and said it was his last time
Holy crap, you too?!?🤣🤣
@Chris Mc that's hilarious... well, a little sad yet still hilarious.
Just got off a 13 hour shift, I’ve been binging Shane content the past 2 nights when I’m working
Seeing lamair cheesing after the intro was a sign that it was gonna be a great day.
ive never seen a grown man with baby teeth
He is the Buddha
How big do you think his bird is? Micro of massive no in-between lol
@@jeremiahperez1810 all dumb dudes have hogs lamar is hung
@@jeremiahperez1810 let's just say if he was ever put in a self defense situation he could beat a man to death with it
Any episode with Lemaire is a must watch.
A blessing just hours before I see the big dawg on stage in Tampa tonight. All glory goes to the most high
I look at this and said wow what a great treat for breakfast
Bless up
I looked at this podcast and I said wow what a great podcast!
Bless the pod god. I needed this ep for my early morning bullshoot. It's the only thing getting me through this work day
Missing Matt this morning. Still grateful for an episode. God is Great.
All due respect to the shaman, it’s nice he’s not there and Shane has someone he can talk ball with.
@@antwaanrandallel2856 you saying Matt can’t talk shop with the boys. You’re crazy
Me and my husband seen him do stand up last night and it was…incredible
@@lilshapiro8017 Matt knows three football players and they all retired in 2011
@@antwaanrandallel2856 yeah dude becuase football has obviously been pretty gay since 2011
Oh father how great thou art. For a dark & dreary Friday, The clouds suddenly split and it was not the sun that lit our world…it was our father Shane & our holy shah man. Thank you for your eternal grace and love. Amen 🙏🏼 🕊️
The boys knew I had work early today, they stay blessing us
The fog of sickness has been lifted off of my lady and I, and there's a new pod from the boys with Dan Soder AND Lemorp.
We are truly blessed.
Amen
Thank you for blessing us, dawgs. Needed this.
"Dude Let's Do Group Naps!" - I'm 2 months younger than Shane, and dawg, I'm all over this brah.
lol we did this in highschool. all the dawgs would get high and skate all day then go nap 12 deep 😂
New host Shawn Gillis killing it. 1:14
I don’t think there’s a better fill in for these stories and to break down Shane’s big week than soder. Their chem is so good.
Happy Friday dawgs! Vacation day cooking breakfast before the little ones wake up. Feeling like a king.
You *ARE* a king dawg... never forget.
Hope breakfast went well king
I love doing that for my kids. Specially when your still getting paid.
@@rodleypumpkins4174 Yeah me too man, bet you were hype as me when the episode dropped this morning.
@@mnbvcxz109ify you know it lol. This podcast is the only thing that will make me laugh sometimes.
The fking edit of him talkin to soder about the picture then cut to a ad of it is so fucking funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Such a blessed Friday morning. Thank you DAWGS.
Probably one of my favorite episodes
sodies and lemaire with the young bull?! what a friday treat
Finally got gilly and keeves special yesterday. Blessed to have a new war mode followed by the dawgz this morning. What a week
What a trio 🙏 such a blessing on this most holy of days.
I’ve watched this ep at least 4 times. It’s still as funny as the first time
I love that Soder's done the pod rounds lately!
I couldn’t be any less serious… the MOST relatable podcast ever outside of meeting all my virtual kings IRL
WoW! What a great audience!
Dan and Shane have a natural chemistry. This is one of my new favorite episodes.
I’m absolutely DRENCHED on this beautiful Friday
This was 1 of my favorite episodes so far
FORTUNA HAS SMILED UPON THIS MORNING! HALLOWED BE YOUR DAWGS!
31:47 I never LOL’d at something more in my life 😂
I couldn't imagine being on tour with Bert. Having to do all the promo filming and follow an itenerary everyday. I'm more the guy that would rather chill in my suite/room recooperating frim the previous night whilst preparing for the night to come.
That's because you're thinking like a grown up dude, be proud of it. 👏
Or just having to hang out with Bert
Having to hang with Bert period sounds like torture
As annoying as Bert is, he’s kind of the perfect entertainer. He’s built for it. It’s probably great experience for someone like Shane to learn how to promote at the craziest level, when naturally Shane would promote as little as possible.
From the listener standpoint, less is more with Bert. He’s the worst on two bears but on the Bertcast with Chrissy D, he’s at his best.
Crazy talk. I’d give 10 yrs of life just to hang with Bert for a weekend.
Unquestionably the best ad reads in podcasting
Oh shit two of the hottest comedians, Dan Soder and...Lemaire Lee.
Lemaire So Crazy
the amount of relatable content for me on this episode was off the charts
dropping just before my work-from-home lunch hour. the shaman and the young bull bless the UK dawgs....
Doing squats to this at the gym (also in the UK)
Same my guy
Get Back 2 Work Wankers, Greetings From Across The Pond, Lol
Thank you so fuckin much boys. Gobbless you and may Matt be safe on his travels!
13:45 hahaha did no one catch that lamaire thinks the words to the song are "warewolves of blunder"
Thank God , binging warmode was making my skin feel like its covered in bugs 🐛
I went to trinity high school is the equivalent of Baby’s “I carried a watermelon” 😂
Seeing Matt in Providence in April, so pumped.
Loving the buddy comedy energy between Soder and Lemorp. Great to see it.
You can tell Dan is always thinkin bout halibut.
😂
Great podcast. Great story telling, loved no dull moment, cheers
Soder and Lemaire saying “Really?!” in perfect synchronization at 27:07 makes me think we are in a simulation
He's such a Drake simp, he's actually wearing his merch pants lol
Danny Sodes x Shane is one of the most romantic bromances out there, watch out Matt 😎
You too, Big Jay, pack your bags! Don't forget all your wallet chains and spare headphones.
Only podcast I could watch with a ad in the first minute 😂
Soder is quickly becoming one of my favourites
Shane and Soder always shine together.
We have suffered for this cast and now we prosper. How great is our God?
Bert is so lucky to get to hangout with real comedians
Lol this is such an underrated comment. Truly the MSSP comment feed is the only feed I scroll down past the first 10 comments and I always find nuggets of gold. I’m just an old prospector dawg now. Shane > Bert
That robot becoming sentient “why do you cry” by soder had me giggling for a few minutes lol
By god what a way to start a Friday with the dawgz
I'm driving thru SC with the biggest smile on my face 🤣 Cornell west comment had me dying
21 Soder and Lamorp what a wonderful combo
God knows I've tried, but I just don't find Lemaire funny. He seems like a good dude.
@eddie harman I find his nonsense funny sometimes, but his attitude and actions towards pets makes me feel queezy.
Lemaire feels too comfortable speaking with nothing to say imo
The dawgs have blessed us on this fine morn
Great guests to relive Matt lol
I wake up and get to have the holy trinity for breakfast? Praise the cast, Shaman lighting the world ablaze!
Nice that Lemaire can still find the time to help you guys with your pod. It's important to give back.
Dan Soder is so relentlessly funny, hes such a good guest on every show he goes on
The thumbnails make me feel like I receive a Willy wonka golden ticket every time a new ep is published
Perfect double Mark Normand impression @1:44:00
"My Dad became a Buffet-monk" ...He took the parrot vow of silence." --Dan
Dan & Shane sports podcast would be great to listen every week!!!
Charles Woodson 99, Michigan
Ricky Williams 2000, Texas
Shaun Alexander 2001, Alabama
Chris Weinke 2002, Florida State
Joey Harrington 2003, Oregon
Carson Palmer 2004, USC
Larry Fitzgerald 2005, Pittsburgh
Desmond Howard 2006, Michigan
Reggie Bush 2007, USC
Darren McFadden 2009, Arkansas
Michael Crabtree 2010, Texas Tech
Mark Ingram 2012, Alabama
RG3 2013, Baylor
Denard Robinson 2014, Michigan
NCAA FOOTBALL RETURNS 2024.
Best part was Seinfeld
“He notices a lot of stuff” 😂
Shane should’ve asked Micah Parsons what happened in the Penn State locker room in 2018…
“he spazzed, and he grabbed the game and ran off - and they GOT him!” 😂
Not doin so well today... Depression is definitely real... If I could go back in time I'd kick my teenage ass for all of the chemicals I introduced into my biology...
Imbalanced but sober. Thanks for the ep dawgs
we can thank the pharmaceutical companies for that. convincing our folks that methamphetamine in middle school was the key to good grades
Stay strong brother youll get through it
@@Hooz97 appreciate it bruh. This day by day shit is monotonous
@41:45 it was in the 70s the whole week and on Tuesday when everyone was gone it dropped to 45° and we had freezing rain for a a 20 hours to wash away the sin. the next day it was 65. it was wild
too many times i was laughing out loud at work (ear bud in) while customers are just looking at me half laughing/puzzled 😂 “i’m telling you right now cowboys are thinking about trading ya”….”trinity high school” 🤝
Matt killed at the Irvine improv, praise be 🙏
Seen Matt in Cincinnati. The dude brings the heat. Going to be so funny when he lands the snl gig