Ep 476 - Blonkies (feat. Theo Von)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138
    @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138  Год назад +231

    Go See Shane Live in IL / MO / WI @ shanemgillis.com
    Go See Matt Live in SAN DIEGO / ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE @ mattmccusker.com
    Go See Theo @ www.theovon.com/
    Go see Shawn and Lemeezy in Tampa Jan 12 & 13 @ sunshinecomedyfest.com/
    Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733

    • @dreams7074
      @dreams7074 Год назад +12

      No

    • @Derpk-rt9by
      @Derpk-rt9by Год назад +2

      HAIL TO THE VICTORS VIALENT, HAIL TO THE TO THE CQUERING HEROS! HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 Год назад +3

      Gashville lmfao 😊

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 Год назад +1

      God bless the cast 🤙🏻😎

    • @Comedypodcastcompany
      @Comedypodcastcompany Год назад

      Great, Shane the Gay is coming to IL. Hopefully he leaves quickly

  • @SmokedPaprikas
    @SmokedPaprikas Год назад +2042

    Calling Katt Williams the Dark Narc is such a poetic and comical label lol. Theo is a word magician.

  • @MacAttack1776
    @MacAttack1776 Год назад +5082

    I’ve been waiting for the Theo McCusker crossover for so long 🙌🏻🤣

    • @James-xj3bl
      @James-xj3bl Год назад +219

      I love when these happen and you can feel all the other viewers drinking beer simultaneously from behind their screens

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 Год назад +50

      @@James-xj3blhow tf did you know

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 Год назад +31

      Opened RUclips and said can’t wait

    • @genemalinowski
      @genemalinowski Год назад +3

      😂

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Год назад +42

      Oh dang, a real meeting of the minds. That's what I said to myself as I clicked

  • @0scarWalsh
    @0scarWalsh Год назад +994

    "We had a Chinese waitress earlier, a lovely lady. South Korean."
    What a uniquely Theo quote.

    • @brrblue4201
      @brrblue4201 11 месяцев назад +8

      Timestamp? Please

    • @BirbarianHomeGuard
      @BirbarianHomeGuard 11 месяцев назад

      @@brrblue4201one hour mark approx

    • @spencer1774
      @spencer1774 11 месяцев назад

      1:00:21@@brrblue4201

    • @pietskiet42-_
      @pietskiet42-_ 11 месяцев назад +9

      We have a large part of our population in Southern Africa with exactly Theo vons mental state.....it's fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂

    • @richardlozano5273
      @richardlozano5273 11 месяцев назад +1

      He’s just really slow

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 Год назад +1063

    I love how Theo starts a sentence without having any clue how it’s going to end.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr Год назад +32

      because hes a pathhological liar.

    • @aaronoechsle3434
      @aaronoechsle3434 Год назад +99

      @@TaintWranglrhe’s a comedian.. that’s his shtick. You must live a boring life brotha

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr Год назад +20

      @@aaronoechsle3434 he literally can't have a normal conversation without making up a lie.

    • @TripleEightss
      @TripleEightss Год назад +22

      @@TaintWranglrthe lies are funny though.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr Год назад +10

      @@TripleEightss agreed but not when it's every sentence

  • @joef1299
    @joef1299 Год назад +2940

    Shane being on carnivore diet this soon after moving to Austin is hilarious.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад +229

      Wait till he learns the truth about the moon landings and pyramids

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Год назад +473

      Eventually he will fully be unfunny and that’ll be pretty funny

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 Год назад +77

      Carnival diet

    • @seedythomp4388
      @seedythomp4388 Год назад +42

      He’s talked about trying keto/carnivore before, probably just a New Year’s resolution more than anything

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 Год назад +11

      Ta keto

  • @hehakawanbli444
    @hehakawanbli444 Год назад +1127

    Theo calling Matt and Shane gay off the bat is exactly what I was expecting from this legendary podcast 😂

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 Год назад +65

      Best defense is a GOOD OFFENSE! 😂

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Год назад

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

    • @Pestilence-Da-Plague
      @Pestilence-Da-Plague Год назад +41

      Mckusky going on the defensive was funny, started pokin holes in all theos bits.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 Год назад

      @@Pestilence-Da-PlagueMatt is gay accept it

    • @richardhumphrey2421
      @richardhumphrey2421 10 месяцев назад +10

      Got real defensive real quick, you can't say your on the carnivore diet without saying No Diddy! Shane n Matt are gays😂

  • @chucknorrisffs
    @chucknorrisffs Год назад +720

    "They can fill a 9 year old in the middle of the ocean but can't fill a pothole..."
    Theo can be a legendary poet sometimes..

    • @suntzu6122
      @suntzu6122 Год назад +5

      Theo is so fkn smart. Lol

    • @MOW262
      @MOW262 10 месяцев назад

      Spitting govt facts. Fuck Biden and Trump

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin9782 Год назад +222

    One of the producers holding up a picture on a phone to the camera is the reason I'll never stop watching this podcast.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 11 месяцев назад +7

      It’s the best

    • @Pokeydope
      @Pokeydope 11 месяцев назад +8

      It’s called charm

    • @wvhoipolloi7035
      @wvhoipolloi7035 6 месяцев назад +5

      Staying grounded.

    • @Mikol_Billy
      @Mikol_Billy 26 дней назад +2

      Theo’s reaction to it is just as funny
      And earlier “he doesn’t even have a computer you guys just gave him a phone????”

  • @a-3338
    @a-3338 Год назад +659

    When Theo says some weird shit completely unprovoked, Shane laughs and old musty Mccusker sits there straight faced like “so tell me more about what you mean by that” 😂😂 I fucking love it

    • @learntoswim9050
      @learntoswim9050 Год назад +38

      He's pulling a rogan but on purpose

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Год назад +7

      Ol’ Musty Mccusky

    • @a-3338
      @a-3338 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@learntoswim9050 the true shaman

  • @SonStashu
    @SonStashu Год назад +414

    I love that they constantly have guests now but dont be afraid to just do a classic mssp, the 1v1 with shane and matt really is something special on its own

    • @chrisk1180
      @chrisk1180 Год назад +27

      Yeah but we always got time for Theo!

    • @Eddie0102
      @Eddie0102 Год назад +77

      They’ve done a few since they’ve been here. I’ll never complain about them bringing dudes on who will add to the element. Keep Bert Kreischer out of the sacred den by any means tho lol

    • @wmfbmp5743
      @wmfbmp5743 Год назад +13

      I actually prefer no guest.. of course it's still good with a guest, but just those two is always great. sometimes a guest will throw off the vibe

    • @Defines1776
      @Defines1776 Год назад +3

      They're literally the best eps.

    • @justinarnold6044
      @justinarnold6044 Год назад +6

      @@Eddie0102this can’t get enough thumbs up.

  • @slinkygecko2757
    @slinkygecko2757 Год назад +642

    "We had a Chinese waitress today, beautiful lady - South Korean" -Theo

  • @biggstankk420
    @biggstankk420 9 месяцев назад +284

    Matt predicting the Diddy thing is absolutely wild. His knowledge of the future is astounding. Praise be the Shaman

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 9 месяцев назад +7

      "Did he?"

    • @leeward6762
      @leeward6762 9 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@rakim126yeah around 17:45 he says "the diddy parties are next, ppl keep talking about the diddy parties" then theo talks about Katt Williams 😂

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​​@@leeward6762that's because katt was the one that predicted the diddy parties 😂?

    • @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
      @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands 8 месяцев назад

      @@stanktaint15people have been talking about this for yeeeears, it’s just popular now.

    • @docterblood
      @docterblood 8 месяцев назад +6

      None one there including Katt predicted it. It was years of this. Even when he was caught being a weird too in character Joker on in the video a while back.

  • @moneyhoney606
    @moneyhoney606 Год назад +806

    This episode was amazing. Like two Ninja Turtles hanging with a Power Ranger.

  • @Nalmtalmbout
    @Nalmtalmbout Год назад +457

    Whenever theo says the phrase "we had a guy" you know he boutta say something wild

    • @andrewfowler3452
      @andrewfowler3452 Год назад +7

      I like it when Shane says it

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 Год назад +50

      you know he about to make something up real quick and its gonna sound made up

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb Год назад

      WE GOT GUYS @@andrewfowler3452

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 Год назад +2

      It never fails 😂

    • @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Год назад +9

      ​@@diddlez2some stuff might be embellishments, but hes just got a funny way with words and most of it is believable and probably true

  • @jacktabomb
    @jacktabomb Год назад +268

    “If he didn’t expose black Hollywood I was coming next”-Matt McCusker

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg Год назад +469

    "I can't get a pot hole filled but you can fill a 9 year old" is the funniest and most messed up indictment of our government I've ever heard

    • @stevetanner1987
      @stevetanner1987 Год назад +24

      I think he was genuinely upset when he was saying all that.

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg Год назад +14

      @@stevetanner1987 I live in the Philly suburbs and bought my first house a few years ago - I feel his pain. The roads are awful and I'm sure it's the same everywhere. Where are my taxes going 🤔

    • @discojohn8753
      @discojohn8753 Год назад +2

      @@stevetanner1987 yeah he was, still funny

    • @tatersaladde09
      @tatersaladde09 Год назад +7

      This fired me up so much lol so true

    • @brandond40
      @brandond40 Год назад +3

      Lol i need a timestamp for this idk how i missed it

  • @TheNick_16
    @TheNick_16 Год назад +615

    theo calling lemaire a "dark oyster" had me rolling

  • @6519980407
    @6519980407 Год назад +757

    So happy that my friend Theo finally met my two friends Matt and Shane

    • @robin1541
      @robin1541 Год назад +85

      Also I’m gay

    • @Spartan-uk4qk
      @Spartan-uk4qk Год назад +21

      Haha yes dude. I don't even use last names when I talk about them anymore

    • @thatgreenslime9517
      @thatgreenslime9517 Год назад +1

      You have friend?

    • @porfirioErodriguez
      @porfirioErodriguez Год назад +7

      We all feel that way man. if anything this was to short.

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix Год назад +28

      Wait until he meets my best friend Nick Mullen.

  • @jesselucero4581
    @jesselucero4581 4 месяца назад +31

    8:47 “When an old dude takes his shirt off he’s gonna throw a grenade”
    -Theo Von

  • @BigJon94
    @BigJon94 Год назад +2050

    The Rat King and The Dawgs. I could watch these guys try not to be openly right wing for 1000 years. Praise the Lord baby

  • @rileygroh9593
    @rileygroh9593 Год назад +265

    I must point out the fact that Matt takes a drink from an empty glass at least twice during this pod. God bless the dawgs.

    • @justinstation9969
      @justinstation9969 Год назад +20

      Yeah and a couple awkward quiet moments

    • @papadragon1739
      @papadragon1739 Год назад +5

      Oh yeah it was twice, 32:55

    • @Demion83
      @Demion83 Год назад +10

      ​@@georgec5212hope redbar makes a big deal out of it.

    • @RomeroPortero
      @RomeroPortero Год назад +17

      Lmao those nerves are at work. This is like chilling with your bro when his cool older Southern cousin comes over.

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues Год назад

      ​@@Demion83 I think matt shane and theo are a few of the only comics he doesn't outright hate so he might be safe 😂

  • @lbivlife
    @lbivlife Год назад +616

    I get the feeling shane will be taking the backseat to Theo and Matt just going crazy.

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 Год назад +73

      And Shane just beating off in the corner smiling and sweating

    • @DomTVdotTV
      @DomTVdotTV Год назад +5

      nope

    • @micahv4280
      @micahv4280 Год назад +18

      Naw all the dawgz are cookin🔥🔥🔥

    • @jt70SEVEN
      @jt70SEVEN Год назад +20

      ​@@Omegaman18in the dark as well with nothing , but the soft glow of a cigarette cherry that exposes him with every puff 🚬🥴

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 Год назад +2

      @@jt70SEVEN I’m thinking more Tim Heidecker as Casey singing horse and buggy

  • @stacitodd6649
    @stacitodd6649 11 месяцев назад +44

    Theo is ADD that never developed a filter. It's the purest thought process. Love it.

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 Год назад +335

    Theo Matt and Shane being in the same room is too much for me to handle all at once

    • @rustyshackleford6348
      @rustyshackleford6348 Год назад +2

      It's heavy 🎉

    • @Flameb0
      @Flameb0 Год назад +9

      i know what u mean… too many sexual feelings at once…

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 Год назад +13

      It’s pretty tame tbh

    • @Looneyboy
      @Looneyboy Год назад

      You must be a chick

    • @sp-ce
      @sp-ce Год назад +2

      Whoaaa how are you going to sleep tonight??!

  • @hobotamer9852
    @hobotamer9852 Год назад +228

    “You ever hurt animals when you were little?” Is a wild thing to ask someone

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Год назад +12

      He says it so casually

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 Год назад +11

      I used to feed frogs to my turtles. It was sick 🤙🏻🎅🏿

    • @williamboone8992
      @williamboone8992 Год назад +2

      Very "guy" thing to say

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo Год назад +5

      @@williamboone8992 My stepdad used to brag about tying cats tails together and throwing them over the clothes line and watching them fight to the death. He was a very "manly" man.

    • @jasonflores5423
      @jasonflores5423 Год назад +12

      @@scumbaggo sorry that he hurt you

  • @ted.the.human1
    @ted.the.human1 Год назад +224

    Haven't watched yet but I can already feel the fabrics of reality melting apart with matt and Theo in the same room

    • @samcrowe8477
      @samcrowe8477 Год назад +12

      The holiest of scrolls

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Год назад +3

      Watch Shanes face throughout, you will see confusion but you will also see enlightenment.
      Mostly confusion though

    • @annemains4415
      @annemains4415 Год назад +1

      Beta fish bangin together

    • @Speedster_2451
      @Speedster_2451 Год назад

      ​@@ScorpionP2C unfortunately Shane seems to be talking to Matt most of the time. 😢

  • @ferragamofalcon
    @ferragamofalcon Год назад +172

    “You ever hurt animals when you where little?” is a crazy ass question

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Год назад +8

      why?
      ...and yes ofcourse

    • @Multimayhem45
      @Multimayhem45 Год назад

      Yeah that stood out as well. Kids do fucked up shit. Everyone kills ants and no one bats an eye.

    • @keek1337
      @keek1337 Год назад +17

      very normal thing outside of the city honestly and unfortunately lol

    • @jacknelson6010
      @jacknelson6010 11 месяцев назад +10

      Idk pretty typical behavior for young boys. If your skinning the neighbors cat that’s one thing but merging a couple squirrels isn’t that out there imo.

    • @lo0nyt0onz
      @lo0nyt0onz 11 месяцев назад

      Squirrel, chipmunk, farel cat, coyote
      Those are all pretty common things that get dispatched.
      Usually with the cats you want to get animal control. In the sticks and with feral cats alot just opt to dispatch them.

  • @KeepFeatherinIt201
    @KeepFeatherinIt201 Год назад +117

    Theo and Matt can go blow for blow on “guys they used to know”

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Год назад +4

      False. Karl Pilkington is the only dude who matched Theo's childhood

    • @AdamStarr816
      @AdamStarr816 Год назад +12

      Yeah but at least 25% of Matt’s stories are rooted in at least a single particle of truth.

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 Год назад +9

      Enough of Theos bizarre stories have been proven to be to real( ie billy conforto crashing into an embankment on a bunch of pills and the University monkey escape story) that I just like to believe most of his stories are true

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 Год назад +1

      ​theos tell is if he said the dude dies

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Год назад +5

      @@AdamStarr816 who cares about the truth? I wanna laugh. The wooden shirt story is hilarious

  • @chadriegel2832
    @chadriegel2832 Год назад +107

    1:22:06 theo noticing how they drop pics in the pod is the funniest thing, noone else ever calls it out 😂

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke Год назад +297

    Imagine Theo doing his solo pod with just Matt, he'd break down like Sean Strickland talking about how much he loves his black fambly

    • @joshullrich8594
      @joshullrich8594 Год назад +28

      I think if you put 2 people that autistic alone together in a room, it would be like trying to divide the universe by 0. You're gonna create a rip in space time.

    • @chrisbuehler6868
      @chrisbuehler6868 Год назад +1

      A Theo/Matt podcast? Holee shit.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed Год назад +2

      Matt/Theo/Trussell trifecta when

    • @gowthamkanda
      @gowthamkanda 8 месяцев назад +1

      Your wish came true

    • @ebeck01
      @ebeck01 8 месяцев назад

      There ya go

  • @moshethepirate1428
    @moshethepirate1428 Год назад +66

    Theo's story about the balcony wood being slowly stolen is the most accuratr Louisnana story I have heard yet

  • @laufmin
    @laufmin Год назад +309

    It’s hysterical to see Theo Von mature while Shane and Matt pick up on it and play along.

    • @mikejames7684
      @mikejames7684 Год назад +13

      Yeah he’s like 15 years older than them

    • @mallstar5340
      @mallstar5340 Год назад +41

      @@mikejames7684theo-1980 matt-86 shane-87
      So basically you just made some shit up when they meant he wasn’t using his particular brand of comedy and kind of stayed lowkey rather than saying outlandish shit every 2 minutes

    • @ljavwa3459
      @ljavwa3459 Год назад

      ​@@mallstar5340sO bAsIcAlLy 🤡

    • @erikkassner9324
      @erikkassner9324 Год назад

      @@mallstar5340what’s that thing in your ass?

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Год назад

      @@mallstar5340get his ass

  • @ericamdahl3274
    @ericamdahl3274 Месяц назад +7

    These guys constantly highlighting the Diddy issue before it finally became a giant story is the best thing ever.

  • @conorurquhartcomedy
    @conorurquhartcomedy Год назад +260

    I continue to make the mistake of listening to the new episodes while I’m at the gym and looking like Joaquin Phoenix in joker in front of large amounts of people

  • @ominouskelp1522
    @ominouskelp1522 Год назад +233

    i like how shanes rug is just getting more dirty ever week

    • @ohnoooo5743
      @ohnoooo5743 Год назад +6

      Shane can’t run a vacuum lol

    • @Contractorhouseguy
      @Contractorhouseguy Год назад +3

      Needs to be a serapi or an antique Tabriz tbh

    • @omgtheykilledkenny47
      @omgtheykilledkenny47 Год назад +25

      Cleaning rugs is super gay so, until a woman moves in we’ll see the 50 shades work through.

    • @HeartlessWon506
      @HeartlessWon506 Год назад +3

      Dirtier is a word

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 Год назад +2

      Hans will be cleaning it…. 😅

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 Год назад +80

    Anytime Theo gives you a, "Uhhhhhh..." gold is sure to follow.🤣

  • @jasonc3267
    @jasonc3267 Год назад +213

    Stealing someone’s balcony is the funniest thing ever. I’m glad Theo backed it up with proof

  • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
    @mateoburgoslacoss9080 Год назад +141

    Matt looking and still drinking a whole empty glass of water at 17:00 was hilarious

    • @incrediblystupid9244
      @incrediblystupid9244 Год назад +24

      lmaooo that's hilarious. Gotta give homie credit though, that last drop was likely in his line of sight and not the cameras. That last dribble is crucial if you commit to the beverage grab haha.

    • @nickmoore360
      @nickmoore360 Год назад +37

      @@incrediblystupid9244 How about when he does it again at 28:55 and 32:55?

    • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
      @mateoburgoslacoss9080 Год назад +12

      @@nickmoore360 gotta respect the commitment to the bit

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope Год назад +15

      theres an episode with SWIM wheres theres a momentary break in conversation and both of the mccuskers simultaneously reach for glasses that arent there, its in his DNA

    • @Lets-Go-Family
      @Lets-Go-Family Год назад +1

      I did the exact same thing with my water bottle at least 3 times, while watching this. Sometimes you just feel thirsty, and you think "maybe there's one more drop in here."

  • @avalanchearts9966
    @avalanchearts9966 Год назад +147

    The world needs a lot more Matt and Theo

  • @HeffyGames
    @HeffyGames 3 месяца назад +71

    The Diddy party segment aged like wine

    • @mack9225
      @mack9225 2 месяца назад +5

      What are you talking about? The whole controversy was already known at the time

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@mack9225known by who? The media suppressed a lot. All anyone knew for sure in January of 2024 was allegations from Cassandra Ventura over sexual abuse. The public eye didn't turn its gaze to this story until April 2024. Then again, I guess you're just so hip and with it.

    • @Johnholmswannabe
      @Johnholmswannabe 2 месяца назад +4

      @@mack9225you got owned

    • @jacobhamilton6385
      @jacobhamilton6385 2 месяца назад +2

      @@mack9225I’m sure you’re a fine person and I say this with no true hate. But get shit on

    • @waytooaesthetic
      @waytooaesthetic Месяц назад

      @@mack9225No it wasnt, i remember arguing with some guy who said i was being racist for even believing diddy would do such things😂

  • @RustOnWindows
    @RustOnWindows Год назад +886

    Love when Theo clinches his teeth like a true ex coke addict 🫡

  • @two-ez
    @two-ez Год назад +300

    Shane is that friend that has everyone take off their shoes while he wears his special house shoes

    • @DavidPerez-sj6md
      @DavidPerez-sj6md Год назад +12

      I do that, but I also offer some slides if they want

    • @justincornejo6211
      @justincornejo6211 Год назад

      That’s a crazy detail you caught! Hilarious!

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife Год назад +5

      They're house shoes. That's what they're for 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @planetchopurcockoff
      @planetchopurcockoff 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@DavidPerez-sj6mdyou’re a nice guy

    • @Fingeringmyboarddude
      @Fingeringmyboarddude 11 месяцев назад

      Well yeah it’s his house

  • @dillinghamerboy25
    @dillinghamerboy25 Год назад +89

    I could listen to Matt and Theo bring up wild characters from their childhoods all day babyboii.

  • @braindeadmonkee
    @braindeadmonkee Год назад +16

    41:09 matt wiggling his legs while he laughs like a little kid is hilarious

    • @jonbarron8049
      @jonbarron8049 11 месяцев назад +2

      He looks like a happy little elf

  • @jefffontana3095
    @jefffontana3095 Год назад +127

    The boys lifting up Guard Dawg and asking to do a guest spot is the shit I love to see. Keep killing it Guardini 💪🏼😂

    • @Hooz97
      @Hooz97 Год назад +12

      This needs more likes. Shane doing that for guard dog shows his true colors - the super star has been blessed

    • @nickjohnson1178
      @nickjohnson1178 Год назад +13

      Jesus dude this really is a friend simulator for some of you the way you talk about they strangers

    • @Calzaghe83
      @Calzaghe83 Год назад +4

      Shane is just hoping some of that Gardini Super Star energy rubs off on him.

    • @Tiegur
      @Tiegur Год назад

      After party at mister tramps

    • @single_dad_of3
      @single_dad_of3 Год назад +1

      guard dog got the biggest laugh from Theo with the skydive dog phone in front of the camera technique lol

  • @ksleep5715
    @ksleep5715 Год назад +153

    “I saw his sister not too long ago at a crafts store” is one of the funniest throw away comments of all time.

  • @tjlovesfights
    @tjlovesfights Год назад +59

    I’ve been praying for Theo to be on here. God Bless you Shane and Matt. I was having a stressful day but now I feel much better!

    • @cartergrant6504
      @cartergrant6504 Год назад +7

      Bro I watch your channel, didn't know you were a dawg

    • @tjlovesfights
      @tjlovesfights Год назад +8

      @@cartergrant6504 Been barking since 2021

    • @blainechild9068
      @blainechild9068 Год назад

      You have exited reality

    • @JM-bu1ty
      @JM-bu1ty Год назад

      I love your channel man! Didn’t know you was a DAWG

  • @gregmartinez7881
    @gregmartinez7881 Год назад +11

    “So what’re you talking… what’re you saying when you say something… like whenever you just said something.” Theo kills me dude

  • @miguelespino6087
    @miguelespino6087 Год назад +77

    Seeing Theo in other podcast you can tell he’s a bit nervous but on here he’s killing it and being himself.

    • @Julesmarquette
      @Julesmarquette Год назад +13

      He’s also been off his antidepressants for about a month now, so he might still be dealing with withdrawals from that

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr Год назад +3

      hes a pathological liar.

    • @lourdehouse6080
      @lourdehouse6080 Год назад

      @@TaintWranglr are you his psych? Any evidence to those baseless claims you sad little boy

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@TaintWranglrobsessed

    • @MilesWilliams88
      @MilesWilliams88 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@TaintWranglrHe's a comedian. They all are.

  • @davidalvarado7742
    @davidalvarado7742 Год назад +77

    My favorite thing is when Theo randomly busts out a 4 or 5 syllable word. It’s unexpected every time

  • @conorokeefe918
    @conorokeefe918 Год назад +396

    Gilly and Keeves NEED to make an Autism Powers skit ASAP 😂😂😂

  • @NatsTown
    @NatsTown Год назад +20

    Theo seems like he's having a great time and it genuinely makes me happy

  • @trentnoble10
    @trentnoble10 Год назад +144

    Matt trying to drink from a cup with no water more than once is WILD!

    • @henoktesfaldet4517
      @henoktesfaldet4517 Год назад +13

      Must be a bit now. He does it every week

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim Год назад +11

      Memory loss from drinking a lot is a hell of a thing

    • @JK-ff1ft
      @JK-ff1ft Год назад

      He was nervous. It’s like sucking a nipple he does it to calm himself down

    • @ElRoque6
      @ElRoque6 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 11 месяцев назад +6

      That's a thirsty dogg

  • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
    @vijaysingh-mg2cw Год назад +34

    Matt giggling at 36:08 when Lemaire knows the year the Rock returned is so funny

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 Год назад

      I looked it up immediately 😆. You weren’t wrong

    • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
      @vijaysingh-mg2cw Год назад

      ​@@bigpictureguys8415it's hilarious because his reaction is completely normal, while Shane's confidence in knowing he'd get it just seems like a bit

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 11 месяцев назад

      A classic black nerd

  • @brendansage4470
    @brendansage4470 Год назад +6

    These guys getting together is a real answer to prayers around the nation.

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Год назад +10

    "I can't get a fuckin' pothole filled, but they can get a nine year old filled in the middle of the fuckin' ocean." Geezus wept Theo 🤣🤣🤣
    Bro's a stream of consciousness.

  • @Dakota-eu6pq
    @Dakota-eu6pq Год назад +22

    “ you think you could get tall enough away from being gay.” God I love Theo

  • @kristoferaigner4905
    @kristoferaigner4905 Год назад +39

    The smartest thing I've ever heard Theo say: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." Leave it to Shane and Matt to bring the best out of their guests!

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Год назад +25

    When you have someone that truly understands theo like Shane, theo goes to another level, and he doesn't have the pressure of the being the host

    • @Therileyrileyriley
      @Therileyrileyriley Год назад +3

      Ah, I meet @CezaMVO in the comedy podcast comments yet again!

    • @thehypercasual385
      @thehypercasual385 Год назад

      Shane is kind of a moron compared to Theo

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Therileyrileyriley hahahahaha thank you for paying attention, I'll be here for the rest of my life!

  • @bojiden9830
    @bojiden9830 Год назад +42

    Honestly, theo gave the best explanation for SaltBurn without giving anything away

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 11 месяцев назад +2

      "it's nighttime a lot towards the end" fuckin dudes brain works in strange ways hahaha

  • @seedythomp4388
    @seedythomp4388 Год назад +43

    Been waiting to see Theo and Matt in the same room, HELL YES

  • @jc8528
    @jc8528 Год назад +12

    I love how Matt fills in the blank quiet areas that Shane doesn't sometimes. Great Duo. Love the podcast!

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan Год назад +14

    7 minutes in and Theo is talking about how "people were always stealin' our balcony"...yessir 👍😂

  • @carterchandler8336
    @carterchandler8336 Год назад +88

    Been waiting for this crossover for years. Praise be to the Dawgs.

  • @Mongooseh3
    @Mongooseh3 Год назад +21

    Four loose bill folds, black nail polish, and the same 5 pieces of food on the carpet from last week's pod.. it's the little things that keep me coming back
    Driving 3 hours in a blizzard tonight to watch my buddy Shane heavy breathe into a mic for an hour. I'm stoked.

    • @Jennkcollins
      @Jennkcollins Год назад +2

      This comment was everything I saw!

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Год назад +1

      Hell yeah. Wind chill -30 reportan

    • @jaedingraham1481
      @jaedingraham1481 7 месяцев назад

      Fock yeah I'm jealous Noone good comes to.the pnw anymore because the audiences suck

  • @gotsouced4943
    @gotsouced4943 Год назад +52

    Took long enough for Shane and Theo to get together again on a podcast I'm pumped right up down to earth comedians getting together and making great entertainment

  • @SsMesh480
    @SsMesh480 9 месяцев назад +2

    Anything with Theo is entertaining 😅 when Theo says " I'm trying to think about what I'm thinking about' 😂😂😂

  • @jd8849
    @jd8849 Год назад +21

    In bed sick af so I throw on RUclips and I’m gifted with surprise 90 minutes of the dawgz and Theo?!?!?! My god just what the doctor ordered thank you!!!

  • @MertSu66
    @MertSu66 Год назад +1614

    Hell yeah. Love these 3 negaz

  • @dirtsmegee
    @dirtsmegee Год назад +20

    I love seeing Matt crossover. The shaman never disappoints

  • @gregbeck906
    @gregbeck906 Год назад +17

    This should be a monthly get together, much appreciated!

  • @DJKyleBennett
    @DJKyleBennett Год назад +112

    Been sick with the flu thinking the end is near for the past week and this just brought me back to life #4ThaDawgs

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse Год назад +11

      Too boosted?

    • @faceless6146
      @faceless6146 Год назад +5

      I think these 3 having a podcast was definitely in Revelations

    • @ezraa7777
      @ezraa7777 Год назад +2

      Same dude everyone getting it rn

    • @chris103193
      @chris103193 Год назад

      Damn that was me last year having COVID and watching the Dawgs.

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Год назад +4

      I've been sick for the last week, too, and I've been listening to a lot of Old Test. It's crazy how much the dawgs have calmed down.

  • @jamiepalmer5691
    @jamiepalmer5691 Год назад +46

    Theo and Matt remind me of when they are in the van singing in Dumb and Dumber and Shane is the guy in the middle 😂

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry Год назад +3

      Mock
      YEAH
      Ing
      YEAH
      Bird
      YEAH
      YEAH
      YEAH 🎶

    • @micklowrey1522
      @micklowrey1522 2 месяца назад

      Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

  • @Omegaman18
    @Omegaman18 Год назад +40

    I been waiting for this longer than Theos father waited to conceive him

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Год назад

      Where my nick-er-aguans at??

  • @BigJonkulous
    @BigJonkulous Год назад +16

    Katt being called "The Dark Narc" is amazing

  • @sergochoa9854
    @sergochoa9854 Год назад +23

    Theo calling lemair a darkoyster is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @RomeroPortero
    @RomeroPortero Год назад +40

    Got a flat tire dropping off my late rent and lost my ray bans, but this made my day better guys you rule. Gang gang baby

    • @TurboHouston
      @TurboHouston Год назад +15

      Sorry about your shitty day, bud. Please know that I initially read that first part of your comment in Theo's voice and I laughed and then frowned real fast outta respect for your plight once I caught up. Hope tomorrow's better for ya, hoss. Onward.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Год назад +3

      You either win or you learn baby PG

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 Год назад +3

      Not the Ray Bans 😔

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn Год назад

      Thats a tough go

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 11 месяцев назад +1

      From the sounds of it looks like it’ll be a while before you can replace those Bans if the rents late Sorry to hear that. That’s been my day every day for four decades. I’m looking forward to a better years though I guess ha ha ha it never gets better but good luck.

  • @avadventuregear
    @avadventuregear Год назад +31

    “He threw a grenade into a group of older calves” 😂😂😂😂😂 he just described online dating 😂

  • @BottomText01
    @BottomText01 Год назад +24

    The dopamine hit seeing this notification on my phone in the middle of a work day is unparalleled. God bless the dawgz.

  • @Nkzta
    @Nkzta Год назад +75

    The fact Lemaire killed small animals as a child makes total sense

    • @piratedre4d
      @piratedre4d Год назад +4

      chalk it up to the tism and it's not so bad 😁

    • @kalashnikov161
      @kalashnikov161 Год назад +17

      Yeah Lemaire has this Lennie of Mice and Men aura

    • @BradyStevenson-lh4bt
      @BradyStevenson-lh4bt Год назад +3

      Probably just trying to love em really hard

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 Год назад +4

      ​@@kalashnikov161can I keep him, George?..

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Год назад

      Someone came back to get their frog, just to see that it had been crushed! 😢

  • @kellymichaelskelton913
    @kellymichaelskelton913 Год назад +29

    How unbelievably lucky are we that we’re not only living in an era of extremely talented comedians but also the ability to have a weekly podcast from them. Wow.

  • @8bitKatwalk
    @8bitKatwalk 10 месяцев назад +5

    Matts “wtf dude “ was so perfect when theo called fighting beta fish gay hahaha

  • @bockjitsu
    @bockjitsu Год назад +10

    The dawgs have delivered the masterclass of podcasts with this one

  • @bigredactionsportsstuff1245
    @bigredactionsportsstuff1245 Год назад +23

    Theo seems like he’d fit into the McCusker clan

  • @ZChoate
    @ZChoate Год назад +110

    Theo: Shit is dangerous
    Matt: There's dogshit everywhere
    Theo: Dogshit is nothing
    Matt: Really?
    *And we're off*
    2:55

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em Год назад

      How is that funny? If he didn't have a dumb accent would you still think that was funny? Wheres the funny part?

    • @nagle4407
      @nagle4407 Год назад +1

      Perfect comment 😂

    • @ZChoate
      @ZChoate Год назад +11

      ​@@SleepyLabrador-dp6em it's funny that two grown men in their 40s could have strong opposing positions on dog shit, and Matt's intrigue at the opposing standpoint is the cherry on top.

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em Год назад

      @@ZChoate thats just Theo saying nonsense in a dumb accent. Its not like he believes what he says

    • @Zooterman
      @Zooterman Год назад +11

      @@SleepyLabrador-dp6embro you’re so cool and think nothing is funny bro omg you should be a comedian bro you know what is funny and what is not when is your next set bro ill have to pull up

  • @frankskiba9333
    @frankskiba9333 11 месяцев назад +1

    Have never watched this podcast, but Shane is like a rocket in the comedy genre. Just watched Matt’s special and I’m ready for it.

  • @seanyoung3864
    @seanyoung3864 Год назад +38

    And behold a pod was brought forth in the perfect hour. Rejoice brethren for we have been blessed!

    • @jeremiahpickard8696
      @jeremiahpickard8696 Год назад

      Hear, hear! Great blessings are upon us. In the name of the Dawgs, the Tism', and the holy Shaman.

  • @chodie1fan21
    @chodie1fan21 Год назад +75

    Matt trying to drink out of an empty cup the whole podcast is wild.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 11 месяцев назад +1

      Someone needs to get that man a glass of water. We need our Shaman fully hydrated.

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 Год назад +19

    Man, this show is just magic. Two hilarious best bros who started at the bottom just hanging out. Genuine. What other podcast has that?

  • @faithindoubt1484
    @faithindoubt1484 11 месяцев назад +4

    I laughed so hard at flashbanging American legion. Thank you patreons for your service.

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy Год назад +13

    I haven’t watched yet but seeing Theo Von is on with the boys made my week

  • @BombDog_
    @BombDog_ Год назад +26

    We need a Theo Matt Duncan meeting of the minds

  • @Grom-rl8bm
    @Grom-rl8bm Год назад +10

    Three completely different types of chaos in one room 😂

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 Год назад +2

    Just Theo and Matt in the same room is all I've wanted since Shane guested on this past weekend 😂

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 Год назад +56

    This episode has turned my entire opinion of Theo and I finally get him. It’s like they just unlocked him for me and I jet get it now.

    • @ModestestRUST
      @ModestestRUST Год назад

      Congratulations man. Listen to his joke about being white living next to black people

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 Год назад +7

      Please do share. I think he's majorly unfunny, and the fake stories are just too numerous and too stupid.

    • @ilovetheatf
      @ilovetheatf Год назад

      Dawg if you think most bits or stories in comedy are even remotely true you're woefully naive. ​@@peachmelba1000

    • @dylanhensley2867
      @dylanhensley2867 Год назад +11

      Welcome brother.

    • @Aloysius2113
      @Aloysius2113 Год назад +4

      @@peachmelba1000 i feel like i'm crazy for not liking him, with how everyone seems to love him and find him hilarious and entertaining. i was hoping this episode would turn my opinion around but it's only made it harsher. i find him incredibly annoying, inauthentic, too much of a tryhard, and i just don't get the admiration.

  • @braedendavis8972
    @braedendavis8972 Год назад +7

    Theo doesn’t even have to try to be funny! He just rambles and it’s HILARIOUS!

  • @randylahey5463
    @randylahey5463 Год назад +54

    Matt realizing how insane it is to openly carry a handgun to your car from the range as Shane puts it into words is hilarious

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Год назад +3

      What? They're in Texas. I carry my Glock in my arms on the way to my car all the time except federal buildings

    • @reillyferris1754
      @reillyferris1754 Год назад

      you missed the point@@ffnovice7

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 11 месяцев назад

      @@ffnovice7 in other words; you're white

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ffnovice7Do you hold it in your hand though? If so that’s pretty crazy.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 11 месяцев назад

      @@therainman7777 sometimes but with a magazine or booklet on top. Lately I've been chilling out on carrying a gun (pocket pistols make a giant difference) because I'm in a safe place that has zero gun restrictions, and have pepper spray attached to my keys.
      My girl of 5 months just broke up with me because I've shared I want to leave this town, so looks like when i move to another city I'm back to concealing my 🔫 like a criminal against the government

  • @chandlermayes6980
    @chandlermayes6980 Год назад +5

    You guys are the first 3 comedians I’ve seen live, all in 2023, love y’all

  • @justinianDT
    @justinianDT Год назад +46

    I think my favorite part of the Austin cast is we can see exactly how dirty the rug is getting week to week. The same white spots have been on the floor by Matt since they started in Austin and more keep popping up every week.

    • @jordanam1234
      @jordanam1234 Год назад +3

      Zooming is a crime

    • @dustinhays992
      @dustinhays992 Год назад +1

      As a housekeeper.. I've wanted to vacuum that damn carpet since day one.