My friend Seans mum is from Ireland and every morning after we'd get on the beers she would be at the bottom of the stairs going Seaaan, seeeaarn just like his mum
It's amazing how this channel has blown up! I took a screenshot of the channel a year ago because I knew it was blowing up. On 2-6-22 this channel had 51.8k subscribers and the top 3 most viewed videos were 164k with Mark Normand, 123k for "standing on the gravitron" episode and 122k for "operation w.o.k.e." and the channel had a total of 6 million views. They now get those numbers on every episode within 24 hours! God is a good dawg
Imagine going your whole life and some how not knowing who Howard Hughes is. Then you find out there was a really famous movie made about him by the greatest director ever.
Shane fr, I been sad and ur fr the only podcast I can sit back and jus have fun and talk w the boys, love you dude keep killing it, ur the best comic to live brotha
It's anxiety Shane. I do the same thing. I'll need to get groceries and pull into the parking lot and see how many people are there and I won't even park, I just turn around and go back home.
Good God I've never adored Lameezy more than after our lord and saviour Matt has spoken about him. Bless up Lameezy. Bless up Shaman 432 Hz for life Thank you for your gifts Fortuna
You guys doing the advertisements is the only pod I don't fast-forward through them. Mom outside the room like a cat and Lamorps sad face for his black cop Daddy had me rolling 🤣
Praise god and bless our dogs. Another Matt and Shane mano-y-mano classic. Hell yes boys, you knew we needed it after last week's invasion by the hairy dumbass. God bless.
As much as I wanna listen to this sick cast now, I’ve got work tonight so I’m gonna save it for then and get me some sleep, can’t wait for tonight. Later dawgz
Ive watch 20+ clips of this podcast, but this will be my first full podcast I watch. Excited to learn a lot about special needs community and craigslist ads!
My Colombian friends told me if someone tells you they are from colombia and your response is Pablo Escobar is like if you meet a guy from NYC and you response is "Oh 911"
I really like that we can see the guys so much better in this podcast. I'm kinda over the og camera angle. Come on Guard Dog, let's make some changes! You da king!
Petition for Phil to be a guest for a full episode...
This needs all the likes
big P
from the VFW.
Been wanting this. Or atleast until Shane messes with him enough to make him leave
_Shane.._
His mom sounding like a cat is killing me 😂😂😂
Shaaaaane, shaaaaane 😂
Rubbing the wall
My friend Seans mum is from Ireland and every morning after we'd get on the beers she would be at the bottom of the stairs going
Seaaan, seeeaarn just like his mum
Soo relatable haha
Chop chop! Up and at em!
16:55 That’s so funny that Matt had his medical marijuana card on him but not his car insurance or registration
Thats hilarious, totally didnt make that realization, then again I smoked at 5 a.m. 😂
sounds like something the teams would say
@@nuvourldorda6084 no it doesn’t
He packs like a navy seal, only the essentials
Gotta carry the essentials
Lemaire really pulled a “More Like 5AM” irl 🤦🏻♂️ 😂
hahaha haven't heard that reference in awhile
10/10
Shane describing his mom as a annoying cat outside your door is literally some of the funniest stuff I ever heard.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
Time to put that whole Bert Kreischer mess behind us and get back to the laughs
Brett Kushner?
Burnt Chrysler?
Bart Honkler?
Fat tub of lard?
I like to pause the podcast a lot to ruin the flow as if Bert was there not listening.
The Tybalt appearance is the highlight of my week 😂
Tybalt is a lot of things. But gay is not one of them
RIP tybalt
It's amazing how this channel has blown up! I took a screenshot of the channel a year ago because I knew it was blowing up. On 2-6-22 this channel had 51.8k subscribers and the top 3 most viewed videos were 164k with Mark Normand, 123k for "standing on the gravitron" episode and 122k for "operation w.o.k.e." and the channel had a total of 6 million views. They now get those numbers on every episode within 24 hours! God is a good dawg
Lemorp is the secret ingredient for a hot cast
Love lemorp. I do miss big superstar gardini
Lemorp is the colonels secret herbs and spices of podcasting.
I wholeheartedly disagree
Lemorp, Guarddawg and Grool King Gerbs are Tier 1 assets
I enjoy he doesn’t sit with his back turned and look back at the camera like Jim from the office
“Have you been smoking weed?”
Lemaire “yes, sir. Since 5 am”
the joy on Shane’s face when Tibbles popped out the cut
Whenever tybalt is on cam I can't look away, what a showman
Imagine going your whole life and some how not knowing who Howard Hughes is. Then you find out there was a really famous movie made about him by the greatest director ever.
Or that he was the richest man in the world and one of the most iconic figures in American history
Imagine going through life not knowing who one specific frivolous spoiled-rich American tard was..
Shane driving by the Nike store and deciding to just go home is my brain 100% 😂😂😂😂
LeMaire getting pulled over & getting so panicked that he admitted to smoking weed at 5AM (which he didn’t) is such a hilarious thought.
My girl has been spazzing on me all week, I needed the dawgs
How good is our God ?
You got a salty bbg?
Damn I love hearing Shane impersonate his parents 😂
ShAAAAaaane ShAAAAAaaane 🐱
Shane complaining about living in his parents house while being 100 years old is amazing.
Who you calling 100, you look older than Shane 😂
@@user-kq6ju6hc1w same age baby 😎
@@user-kq6ju6hc1w he gotcha
@@travisboyd6272 same age but you still look older than him. Not the flex you think it is baldie
He's clearly just visiting. He makes 6 figures, a month.
ungodly stressed about getting an internship, shout out the dawgz. let this let me unwind
finance student, someone help me out
Good luck!
Lol same here as a finance student as well, already got rejected by one🤧but dawgz always rise
just get jacked
not even kidding
We were sitting right behind the Mexican lady in Bridgeport. Matt handled her perfectly. Butterly too. Best set I’ve seen. The Shaman is on point.
Skipping class to make eggs and toast, and listen to the dawgs. GOD HAS TRULY BLESSED US!
Love hearing about Shane’s withdrawal dreams every couple months
“Im not gonna do chores” killed me
Shane fr, I been sad and ur fr the only podcast I can sit back and jus have fun and talk w the boys, love you dude keep killing it, ur the best comic to live brotha
31:36 one of my favorite moments in this podcast’s illustrious history. The whole story of getting pulled over just culminates to this lol
These intros are getting better and better.
Shoutout. They are awesome. Every one rips
Shane is just casually dropping masterful bits in conversation
all I can imagine now is Shane walking through the airport with that Dalmatian suitcase looking at you like Bigfoot being caught
Lemaire mugshot t-shirts would go hard.
Matt read for days took notes all for Shane to tell him there’s a movie made about it 😂
Damn Tybalt comes in the camera at 53:28… 😢 RIP
Thank you Matt and Shane for being real people. You guys make me happy when I'm sad and I love you.
The senior Gillis wake ups killed me😂
Love seeing them in the mythical Shane’s Parents’ Basement here. Legendary location.
Feels like an old school cast. I love it.
It's anxiety Shane. I do the same thing. I'll need to get groceries and pull into the parking lot and see how many people are there and I won't even park, I just turn around and go back home.
The dawgs are amassing the greatest army ever seen. Praise be. Praise be. *Southern Preacher Voice*
Good God I've never adored Lameezy more than after our lord and saviour Matt has spoken about him.
Bless up Lameezy.
Bless up Shaman
432 Hz for life
Thank you for your gifts Fortuna
On the 7th day, The Shaman and the Bull saw that what they had created for the Dawgs was good, and decided to rest 🙏🏻
That whole swim meet convo was insane and the reason I stand by these heathens.
Just found out about there podcast so good. Always makes me laugh feels like hanging with good dudes
It’s such a good podcast. I repeatedly go back and listen to episodes over again.
Only podcast I’ve ever listened to that I don’t skip the ads 😂 shane during the babble ad was genuinely hilarious
Always go 6 to 12 when the dawgs roll out a new pod.
The dawgz have blessed us once more
I would honestly watch a compilation of every mssp intro ever made.
So glad to hear Matt is listening to Neuromancer!
I would love to see Matt breakdown the adventures of Case and the gang on the pod someday 🤖
@@justanotherbeanboy9038 that has to be coming, it's right up his alley
Shanes parents waking him up is a gillies and keeves sketch😂 his mom rubbing the wall😅😅😅😅
Look at Shane sneaking in his 101 Dalmatians luggage. Very nice Shane!
Lol I seriously love it
I can't wait for my dad to pound on the door again so I can ask if he is serving a warrant
Lmao I’m the same way once I’m in the mall I’m like nah eff that and dip 😂😂😂😂
Lemorp always making me cry laughing
I love how Matt doesn't know Howard Hughes is pretty famous and everybody knows about him.
I’m dead laughing out loud at the story of lemair high with the coo 😂
Dalmatian suitcase goes hard
"I'm not gonna do chores" killed me. FTS
this might be one of the best from the secret pod
It was definitely Six who left the Raven hammered and slammed into a row of cars lol
I'm up smoking weed at 5 am listening to this playing MLB the show before everyone else wakes up dying laughing
Blessed be the Dawgz on this fine Thursday morning ✝️
Classic Matt and Shane pod. What a treat
I love you guys so much! Your humor is the only way I'm getting through life right now.
Gilly and Keeves 2 the special was definitely special.
Most special piece of shit I ever spent $10 on
Some people go to church. I come here to be blessed by the dawgz.
Dawg kibble in my bowl. Yum yum. Very blessed. Praise be.
You guys doing the advertisements is the only pod I don't fast-forward through them. Mom outside the room like a cat and Lamorps sad face for his black cop Daddy had me rolling 🤣
South Park needs to spoof this
The fucking babbel ad 😂 Shane was getting to me which is rare for me, feels like I never laugh anymore. Hahaha awesome
The Aviator is a fuccin Classic
I took public speaking once, and on the 3rd day I realized we would be speaking in front of the class every day. I never went back to that class
After that ad read, i am now addicted to babel. Thanks Matt and Shane!!!!!
Praise god and bless our dogs. Another Matt and Shane mano-y-mano classic. Hell yes boys, you knew we needed it after last week's invasion by the hairy dumbass. God bless.
Maybe the best mssp in a fuggin minute
Alllllrightttt pod from the boys before I get to see top dawg do standup tonight
53:50 as a cat owner for many years this fucked killed me 😂
It's the 101 dalmatian suitcase to the left that gets me lol
As the son of a cop I completely understand the almost too calm statement lmao
Long may the Tibbs man reign. He's been with us since the sacred texts.
God is good for bestowing the Shaman and the Bull on this blessed day. God has truly blessed the dawgs.
Finally The Big Kahuna recommends some good tunes. Project Pat is kang. 90 Days is one of my favorites.
Bro these guys make me laugh wayy to much. That babble ad was perfect😂😂 "perfecto." I can't wait to see shane in Durham.
5:24-5:25 can’t imagine what went on in that cut
Best podcast on RUclips this week & I'm only halfway through it. Thanks Dawgs!
BLESSED BE THE DAWGZ. PRAISE HIM 🙏🏻
I swear this is the only show where i look forward to the promos
As much as I wanna listen to this sick cast now, I’ve got work tonight so I’m gonna save it for then and get me some sleep, can’t wait for tonight. Later dawgz
Why does Matt wear sped shoes? He is better than that …
Ive watch 20+ clips of this podcast, but this will be my first full podcast I watch. Excited to learn a lot about special needs community and craigslist ads!
Please please bless us 🙏 with a full time pod cat. The dawgs need a little 🐈 to look at
Just started binging the cast and the amount of diablo 2 I've played with this in the backround this past week is crazy
We have once again been blessed by the great big dawg, tibolt. May his dual ass reign for many more 🙏🏽🙏🏽
when i sneeze i see matt and shane lounging back talkin shit.
I noticed the intro change and no chapters on this ep, Lamaire's back.
My Colombian friends told me if someone tells you they are from colombia and your response is Pablo Escobar is like if you meet a guy from NYC and you response is "Oh 911"
Yeah I worked w a guy from Columbia and he got visibly bothered when I told him the only thing I knew about Columbia was cocaine comes from there
@@localwaterchamp7712 ya ive never been there but from the friends I have it seems probably 99% of Colombians hate Pablo escobar
The airplane in question is called the "Spruce Goose" - (in re: to the Aviator)
I got food poisoned by a kebab and puked in a ditch at work. I was down but now i am up. Blessed be the dawgzz!
I really like that we can see the guys so much better in this podcast. I'm kinda over the og camera angle. Come on Guard Dog, let's make some changes! You da king!
Matt stating that they were in a 2019 CRV in response to Shane saying 85 is fast as hell is wild 😂 as if that changes anything lmao
The best episodes of MSSP are Matt and Shane alone. But they really should have Phil on as a guest when they record in Mechanicsburg.
Jesus Christ that was a wild opening to watch high af. I had to check what video I played.
these are the first ads in a podcast I ever watched. lmaoooo