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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @MordenWex
    @MordenWex  4 года назад +293

    Aaand that was the final class! Thank you all so much for watching; the community's support has just been INSANE this whole time and I'm really glad to have contributed to it in some small way. This isn't the last SWTOR video I've made, of course - stay tuned!
    P.S. The outfit is Dynamic Paladin's armor set

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 4 года назад +4

      YES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIEDO! I recently started playing as Jedi council as fell in love with the shadow kanetic energy subclass
      Also thank you for putting what I can only assume to be hundreds of gaming hours to get these cuts sceans

    • @NefariousSpecter
      @NefariousSpecter 4 года назад +2

      It’s been a fun ride can’t wait to see what’s next

    • @cerebrate8285
      @cerebrate8285 4 года назад

      Aaand that's the set I'm gonna go for. Looks amazing with the Miraluka white-gold mask, great job. The mask stays as is in all the dialogues, right? Including romance?

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 года назад +1

      @@cerebrate8285 Yep

    • @cerebrate8285
      @cerebrate8285 4 года назад

      @@MordenWex Glorious

  • @lordvarrax5060
    @lordvarrax5060 4 года назад +1194

    “What’s he going to do, turn the sand to the Dark Side?”
    *Anakin has entered the chat*

    • @face1511
      @face1511 4 года назад +60

      What did you say?

    • @Wywern291
      @Wywern291 3 года назад +4

      I don't like sand.

    • @Deathinabox5
      @Deathinabox5 3 года назад +10

      this part made me literally lol

    • @siah742
      @siah742 3 года назад +8

      This made my day🤣🤣

    • @criticalripz6746
      @criticalripz6746 2 года назад +4

      ​@@Wywern291 Its coarse and irritating... and it gets everywhere.

  • @sinistralhydra
    @sinistralhydra 4 года назад +746

    "You are blinded by the light side."
    I mean... he's not wrong.

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 4 года назад +19

      He is a miraluka they aren't born without eyes

    • @dodoschipper6635
      @dodoschipper6635 4 года назад +48

      @@delta2372 actually they are. Miraluka don't have eyes

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 4 года назад +20

      @@dodoschipper6635 I meant to put they are born without eyes but ya know autocorrect

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 года назад +31

      They have eye sockets but no eyes. Disturbing as balls

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 года назад +9

      @@X3H3X thank the force for opaque masks

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 4 года назад +793

    The sarcastic side of the force is a pathway to abilities many consider to be unnatural...

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +29

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 4 года назад +28

      @@basedbattledroid3507 Yes. But not from just any force user

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +10

      Including striking someone down without activated your lightsaber apparently

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 3 года назад +5

      @@dr.bright6272 Striking might be a bit harder, but hitting *coughbashingcough* is still a totally viable idea.

    • @necfreon6259
      @necfreon6259 3 года назад +1

      And the ability to suddenly make better lines

  • @bloodysimile4893
    @bloodysimile4893 3 года назад +368

    "I survive worse. Seeing your face for starters." -Jedi counselor to the butcher
    Me: "So that explains why he blind."

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 года назад +3

      ow though, poor butcher.

    • @parkergreen2704
      @parkergreen2704 2 года назад +2

      He's a Miraluka. He never had eyes in the first place.

    • @Brenhydra
      @Brenhydra 10 месяцев назад +1

      If that man could see his roasts would become too powerful

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +352

    Sarcastic Jedi Consular has big Qui-Gon energy.
    Some things never change, no matter the era.

    • @Real_JKDOS
      @Real_JKDOS 2 года назад +20

      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

    • @matthewgoodson9275
      @matthewgoodson9275 Год назад +1

      @@Real_JKDOS im tirred of the untroo beleef that Star Wars fans are unentelegent

    • @pauloamaral6069
      @pauloamaral6069 Год назад +1

      ​​@@matthewgoodson9275You Just proved It, DUH. This was a quotation from master Qui Gon, dum.bas.s. By the way, It was meant for Jar Jar Binks, wich MUST be your colleague 😂

    • @matthewgoodson9275
      @matthewgoodson9275 Год назад +1

      @@pauloamaral6069 RUclips user tries to detect obvious sarcasm challenge

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +437

    "And I thought being a Jedi Master would get me into all the best shrines"
    Ok, actual poggers one-liner.

    • @kibatgrenbuku
      @kibatgrenbuku 7 месяцев назад

      Same could be said for Legend of Zelda BotW's shrines, yet here we are.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 4 года назад +326

    “What’s he going to do? Turn the sand to the dark side?”
    Anakin: *TRIGGERED*

  • @Dumbrarere
    @Dumbrarere 4 года назад +275

    That part where the Jedi Consular imitates a sith... I did that, and it was SO MUCH MORE AMUSING, when my Consular character is a Sith Pureblood. XD

    • @Pendletwins
      @Pendletwins 3 года назад +18

      My first Consular was a pureblood too and it absolutely is so much funnier!!

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 4 года назад +672

    The greatest achievement of the voice acting department in this game was making Nolan North, one of the senior veteran voice actors in the industry, deliver his lines as though he was a novice.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 года назад +80

      The sarcasm though makes the story better though.

    • @mynameajeffblack8265
      @mynameajeffblack8265 3 года назад +2

      Wtf

    • @mattwalla365
      @mattwalla365 2 года назад +6

      Desmond is a jedi

    • @Minumer
      @Minumer 2 года назад +25

      Why do people say this shit? He's doing great in this game, lol.

    • @lemons3703
      @lemons3703 Год назад +37

      It’s almost as if the character is literally supposed to show no emotion.

  • @Lrdnqustr
    @Lrdnqustr 3 года назад +112

    “Since you love the force so much, prepare to become one with it”
    Oooooooooh, valkorion could have felt that.

    • @saamjaza1742
      @saamjaza1742 Год назад +3

      That line unironically goes so hard

  • @partyinpiplup7883
    @partyinpiplup7883 4 года назад +159

    "You're blinded by the light side" LOL

  • @infernodwellerten
    @infernodwellerten 3 года назад +68

    Consular Sage is my fav class along with Warrior Jug. It is an acquired taste. Contrary to popular opinion, I love his voice, persona and story. His monotone, calm, mature tone, level headed demeanour, ambition for knowledge/learning is most befitting a Jedi. In fact, I hear a lot of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan when he speaks, especially when choosing the cheeky and aggressive dialogue options.
    The sarcasm and snark displayed here is brilliant. Nolan North did a perfect job with the voice delivery. Consular's story and everything with it is my favourite along with Sith Warrior. Also, Vette and Nadia are my fav romance companions too. I can understand why people may not like him/story so to each their own.

  • @annahenrietta9517
    @annahenrietta9517 4 года назад +174

    He posted again. * screams *

  • @karlrovey
    @karlrovey 4 года назад +83

    4:17 That burn takes on a whole new meaning when you have no eyes...

  • @TheCommando626
    @TheCommando626 4 года назад +110

    7:26 Finally somebody addresses that. Nobody cares about how hard life is on Balmora with a galaxy wide war 🤣

  • @Dean123123100
    @Dean123123100 4 года назад +107

    "It was glorious, the force revealed its secrets to me.
    AMAZING!! What did you see ?
    Just some sand people."
    I. AM. DEAD. DEAD YOU HEAR ?

  • @HHopebringer
    @HHopebringer 2 месяца назад +2

    "I've survived worse. Seeing your face, for starters."
    [Vette approves, simply for that hilarious burn]

  • @primordialbias8711
    @primordialbias8711 4 года назад +94

    0:34 That's...actually pretty badass.

  • @XxUchihamistressxX
    @XxUchihamistressxX 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Yeah we can't surrender, I hear the paperwork's murder" just sent me, almost sent me to an early grave by choking on my breakfast.

  • @NefariousSpecter
    @NefariousSpecter 4 года назад +322

    And here I thought the JC was to boring to be this funny

    • @iluvcats8
      @iluvcats8 4 года назад +29

      Me too! I saw this post and said “lol, there are no funny lines in the Jedi consular story.” Oh boy was I wrong, that was hilarious.

    • @incitossol
      @incitossol 4 года назад +47

      @@iluvcats8 the power of being the straight man in a lot of situations/usual darkside snark.

    • @harvbegal6868
      @harvbegal6868 3 года назад +37

      The consular story is much more interesting when you use aggressive negotiations.

  • @eccentricjoe5410
    @eccentricjoe5410 4 года назад +63

    He did it, he finished after all these years. I might shed a tear.

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual 4 года назад +180

    You forgot:
    Mercenary: 'So you want me to break of the siege'
    JC: 'No I want you to wear a dress and do a jig of course I want you to break the siege!'

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 года назад +6

      yeah I choose that every time

    • @incitossol
      @incitossol 3 года назад +1

      What part is that from?

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 года назад +7

      @@incitossol it's from when you're trying to get the mercenaries to switch sides on Alderaan, after they keep breaking their word and demanding "one more" bout before agreeing

  • @cheesethekoala8756
    @cheesethekoala8756 3 года назад +21

    “Go away or I’ll open the airlock”
    “MountainDO IT.”
    -perfectly cut scream as she flies out of the airlock-

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +37

    "Did you think I would stand back and reason our opponents to death?"
    Idea: What would a Light-Side mirror version of the Dread Masters look like? The DM's could convince people to kill themselves just by talking, so how nuts would their mirror images be?

  • @justone1235
    @justone1235 3 года назад +56

    Cant understand people hating Nolan North / MC so much... I had the most fun with his dry and emotionless sarcasm, no other class story could top that imo. A shame they didnt gave him a proper story, could have been so great - seriously, i'd love it

  • @bosmeroya
    @bosmeroya 4 года назад +89

    I love how the clips are becoming meta and respond to the previous clips, like 1:22 to 1:41. That was hilarious! Great work :)

  • @doodlejumpman
    @doodlejumpman 3 года назад +17

    "what's he going to do, turn the sand to the dark side?"
    Anakin: wHaT diD yOu SAy??"

  • @Cverz87
    @Cverz87 4 года назад +32

    Please find the one where he says “Wow, there’s useless, then there’s you people” 🤣

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 4 года назад +27

    2:37 almost got soda out my nose

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 4 года назад +34

    5:34 I LOVE THAT XD

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 2 года назад +29

    "Wowie! What did you see???"
    "....Just some sand people"
    That got a laugh out of me!

  • @AAJillSandwich
    @AAJillSandwich 4 года назад +32

    Sarcastic consular sounds a lot more fun than the goody two shoes consular I made.

  • @The_Admiral5
    @The_Admiral5 4 года назад +41

    1:24 *DEW IT!*

  • @dodoschipper6635
    @dodoschipper6635 4 года назад +106

    1:24
    Palpatine: good good

  • @easyread-real
    @easyread-real Год назад +2

    That fucking voice kills me. This is way funnier than I thought it'd be.

  • @hurnt1494
    @hurnt1494 4 года назад +19

    I like how he has scars around his mouth, like some tried to sew his mouth shut.

  • @sambridgers9543
    @sambridgers9543 3 года назад +33

    Casuals: "ThE jEdI cOnSuLaR iS tOo BoRiNg"
    Me, a person of culture: No, you're just picking the wrong dialog options.

  • @emilianthered2160
    @emilianthered2160 4 года назад +37

    2:08 *Eggman's announcement flashbacks*

  • @jacknightingale9148
    @jacknightingale9148 4 года назад +24

    Finally, the archives are complete

  • @frankiesanchez2319
    @frankiesanchez2319 Год назад +3

    don't pat yourself on the back, all you did was ask me for help.... and I died lol

  • @lawfulpotato
    @lawfulpotato Год назад +4

    "If you love the force so much, prepare to become one with it"
    Surprisingly raw line

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +11

    We'll be alright as long as we stick together. *2 seconds later* every man for themselves!
    My hero

  • @kaizoHime
    @kaizoHime 4 года назад +56

    2:38 omg I'm so dead !! Can't stop laughing !!!!

  • @Obi-Juan06
    @Obi-Juan06 2 года назад +7

    "what's he gonna do turn the force to the dark side" I love that line

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 3 года назад +16

    0:57 You're not part of the Star Wars franchise if you don't have this line at least once.

  • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
    @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 2 года назад +3

    0:34 YYOOOO... That's the best one out of ALL the classes, republic AND empire. That's a fire-ass threat to drop on an enemy.

  • @incitossol
    @incitossol 4 года назад +21

    I see Qyzen found the good spice at the end.

  • @wheelO-fortune
    @wheelO-fortune 4 года назад +32

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 3 года назад +7

    When they say that the Consular is devoid of emotion, I will point to this video!

  • @huntress380
    @huntress380 2 года назад +8

    "That's amazing! What did you see?"
    "Just some sand people"
    Nolan North was amazing in this role, as was whoever voiced the female Consular

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 Год назад +7

      Right, I don't get all the people saying the Jedi Consular story has no humor.
      It's there, it's just drier than Tattooine.

    • @huntress380
      @huntress380 Год назад +5

      ​@@coffeekat5066 People are always surprised when I say this, but I much prefer the dry, sarcastic, and sassy af humor of Consular over Smuggler's silly comedy.

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 Год назад +2

      @@huntress380 Honestly same, I mean maybe it's in part due to being British haha but dry humor just apparently makes my brain light up.
      I always get funny looks when I bring up the sense of humour as one of the better Jedi traits though, some people don't get it I guess.

  • @TheDAWinz
    @TheDAWinz 4 года назад +33

    I played full darkside and it was almost as hilarious as full dark side jedi knight

  • @morgrimwest7622
    @morgrimwest7622 3 года назад +5

    “You are blind by the light side”
    -Sith Lord to Miraluka

  • @spartanhuntergaming
    @spartanhuntergaming 4 года назад +37

    I use that armour on my Jedi Knight it's got such a peacekeeper aesthetic to it

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 4 года назад +65

    Jedi Knight: Takes entire story to advance in the ranks of the Jedi, finally gets granted the rank of Master after saving the Galaxy multiple times
    Jedi Consular: haha act 1 go brrrr

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit 3 года назад +1

      it’s act 2 though you get barsenthor then master and the mender of the rift

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 года назад

      @@Tall-Hobbit doesn’t matter still takes forever just to called a Jedi master assuming your alignment is light and not dark. Otherwise you spent an entire story becoming a general of the Republic which probably is an improvement over becoming a Jedi master of hypocrites.

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit 3 года назад

      @@TheGeoCheese how does it take forever if you are instantly as skilled/ expirienced as yoda?

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 3 года назад +2

      @@Tall-Hobbit The point he's trying to make is JK doesn't get mastered until act 3 and if they're light side. JC gets it handed to them no matter what early on.

    • @Tall-Hobbit
      @Tall-Hobbit 3 года назад

      @@StealthTheFoxz yes i just noticed that he meant the title specifically. tbh the consular story is way too flawed anyway, playing dark side literally gives you multiple personality disorder. Alignement is cosmetic in 90% of the game though, the only times it actively gets checked is sith inquisitor ending, jedi knight ending and when you aquire jaesa on sith warrior. Even then only the jedi knight loses a title. At least these are the only instances I know of, having played all 8 classes.

  • @fastboy5557
    @fastboy5557 3 года назад +3

    I love that you only see his lips and scars and it makes the voice fit so well. The sarcasm is the best

  • @milkcurator3127
    @milkcurator3127 Год назад +2

    4:56 this has me convinced that Nolan North would’ve made a phenomenal inquisitor

  • @introvertedspider4857
    @introvertedspider4857 2 года назад +4

    "Sure want me to take down the whole empire while Im at it" - bro made me spit out my water 🤣

  • @OrifielM
    @OrifielM 2 года назад +3

    5:49 "Look at you. I'm surprised a Master would let you wipe your own--"
    LOL

  • @mauricioaguilar7227
    @mauricioaguilar7227 4 года назад +7

    Finally! Mordex is back and with another comedy masterpiece.
    Maybe some day we can finish the series but this is more than enough for me. health!

  • @jacobkreifels7690
    @jacobkreifels7690 3 года назад +5

    The JC male voice makes all of these 10x funnier

  • @iridadene4344
    @iridadene4344 3 года назад +3

    all these lines like 'im going to enjoy watching you burn' with complete seriousness is hillarious when your character is blind.

  • @luluk7634
    @luluk7634 4 года назад +5

    This makes me replay consular story again

  • @xnxGrinder
    @xnxGrinder 4 года назад +3

    Recently started playing and naturally your videos started popping up in my feed. Holy shit man, its pure gold! Keep up the good work.

  • @CedricCaffa
    @CedricCaffa 4 года назад +13

    What’s next? A second part for every class story or the post class stories?

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 года назад +8

      I'm definitely finishing seconds parts for the remaining classes. Not sure how the expansions' stuff will fit in - there's a lot of content there

  • @iamjags8592
    @iamjags8592 3 года назад +5

    2:37 was the best part of this whole video
    5:31 is the most random

  • @Straswa
    @Straswa 4 года назад +8

    LOL Great vid! I love your line vids.

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 года назад +4

      Thanks, straswa. You've been around a long time!

  • @magdahmhara
    @magdahmhara 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ok, now I need to play darkside consular, lol.

  • @TheGeoCheese
    @TheGeoCheese 3 года назад +1

    JC goes to Voss wanting to leave with an army of Voss mystics.
    Republic diplomat: 😲

  • @Magician12345
    @Magician12345 3 года назад +3

    so basically the differences between a jedi and sith is jedi is serving the republic and after doing something messed up always says something about lamenting how messed up that was before moving on.

  • @Lamb_4
    @Lamb_4 4 года назад +1

    Yes! I've been waiting a long time for this video! It's finally here!

  • @JonRileyC
    @JonRileyC 4 года назад +2

    (finally posts the consular video] me: *happy noises*

  • @peefmcgoose2908
    @peefmcgoose2908 3 года назад +1

    Imma be honest, I catch myself saying "YOUR MERE PRESENCE OFFENDS ME. LEAVE." at least twice a day

  • @Rhino-Prime
    @Rhino-Prime 3 года назад +6

    2:38 if he did anakin would've stayed a jedi

  • @SilcronKaytor
    @SilcronKaytor 3 года назад +2

    Oh, that Anakin bit got me so hard

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +2

    That airlock bit frigging sent me

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 2 года назад

    "Amazing! What did you see?"
    Miraluka: ...

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +1

    All Padawans must first learn humidity. So find a mop and bucket and start with the cargo hold.

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 3 года назад +2

    "throwing people to their death is barbaric" *proceed to throw people to their death*

  • @XyloxBrave
    @XyloxBrave 3 года назад +2

    So, we're basically Clone Wars Obi-Wan. HELL YES!!

  • @OmegaChance27
    @OmegaChance27 4 года назад +2

    I'd love to see best of lines from the expansions.

  • @Spartan3D213
    @Spartan3D213 2 года назад +1

    Find it funny this is the voice of desmond miles and you can play the jedi version of an assasin (shadows).

  • @stormsurge2103
    @stormsurge2103 4 года назад +4

    Anyone else realize that the "funny" mode consuler is basically Obi-wan Kenobi?

  • @matthewlunde5270
    @matthewlunde5270 2 года назад

    "I have a bad feeling about this."
    Classic Star Wars run on joke.

  • @mischaprudon3316
    @mischaprudon3316 4 года назад +19

    2:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Draguarys
    @Draguarys 4 года назад +4

    I love your channel

  • @dar-nakkallig
    @dar-nakkallig 4 года назад +1

    2:38 precisely, what else is he going to do? Fight the Sand...

  • @vincentp8603
    @vincentp8603 2 года назад

    0:31 Get out of my face *now*
    really though, his sacrasm is hilarious

  • @mynameajeffblack8265
    @mynameajeffblack8265 3 года назад

    This is the kind of video you send to whoever says story is boring

  • @SpiderJer04545
    @SpiderJer04545 3 года назад +1

    Everyone: Consular sucks!
    This video:

  • @Ilposeidonll
    @Ilposeidonll 4 года назад +10

    So are we now going to get KOTET and KOTFE sass blasting? :D

    • @MordenWex
      @MordenWex  4 года назад +12

      Yuuup

    • @Ilposeidonll
      @Ilposeidonll 4 года назад +6

      @@MordenWex Yeeeeeesss!~ The best kind of sass blasting. Muahahaha the death toll shall be high.

  • @eyeofthetyger8504
    @eyeofthetyger8504 3 года назад +1

    Screw both sides, I'm going the way of the sarcasm side

  • @wobbegong4366
    @wobbegong4366 2 года назад

    I like to rp my Jedi consular as someone who is so done with the order’s inability to do stuff, so he does what the Jedi should’ve done from the outset;
    Kick ass and take names.

  • @The.Ronin.Kuzuri
    @The.Ronin.Kuzuri 3 года назад +2

    Of course it's Nolan 😂😂

  • @taylorshin
    @taylorshin 2 года назад

    I think this is better than Sith Warrior Jerk video lol

  • @johnkhandjian3998
    @johnkhandjian3998 4 года назад +6

    Is that Nolan North?

  • @baileighreed-grimmett4048
    @baileighreed-grimmett4048 2 года назад

    Mad sarcastic Hawke vibes 🤣

  • @vincentp8603
    @vincentp8603 2 года назад

    his sarcasm is hilarious
    1:24 is hilarious
    hope its a wonderful wedding, and you have lots of holo-children
    Do you know the temperature out there?
    I have frostbite on my- well, in places you dont wanna get frostbite

  • @andredesouzadovale1426
    @andredesouzadovale1426 2 года назад

    Dark side jedi consular has Qui-Gon vibes

  • @mehtheorc
    @mehtheorc 4 года назад +1

    I've been playing my consular as a total dick. What a great time 😆