Sith Warrior: Best Lines and Funny Moments | Star Wars: The Old Republic

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  • @Lord_Imperius
    @Lord_Imperius 5 лет назад +4224

    "I like assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised !"

    • @RougaSF
      @RougaSF 5 лет назад +67

      Lord Shi'mon agent delivered that one way better

    • @CleaningCaptain
      @CleaningCaptain 5 лет назад +31

      @Cathildis I can't remember the quest name (it's been a while), but it's on Nar Shaddaa. It's the one where the Stardogs are trying to hire assassins to kill your character.

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 5 лет назад +21

      That should have been an HK47 line.

    • @harvbegal6868
      @harvbegal6868 4 года назад +14

      The bounty hunter has the same line. But the sith warrior delivers it better.

    • @Raven-4889
      @Raven-4889 4 года назад +6

      that line is even better when playing as an assassin lol

  • @Cruptile
    @Cruptile 5 лет назад +5905

    Literally a sith version of clone wars obi-wan 😂

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 5 лет назад +521

      @Morg Hyurex Imagine if he and Obi Wan teamed up as ultimate roasting tag team .

    • @theguy6037
      @theguy6037 5 лет назад +345

      @@f.e.areproduce5298 When it comes to roasting, both have the high ground. They just need to figure out who has the higher ground

    • @darthsauron8052
      @darthsauron8052 4 года назад +37

      @LORD TWIGO it’s Obi Wan. Come on.

    • @theguy6037
      @theguy6037 4 года назад +32

      @@darthsauron8052 If anyone has the Higher Ground it's Hayden Christiansen.....I'll leave

    • @darthsauron8052
      @darthsauron8052 4 года назад +19

      @LORD TWIGO please do. Your blasphemy is not tolerated in this house of Go- I mean the High Ground. This house of the High Ground.

  • @wardeni9603
    @wardeni9603 6 лет назад +3129

    "I would look fantastic in your outfit. Am I hired?"
    _-He's umm... a sith lord_

    • @benjaminhobbs6722
      @benjaminhobbs6722 6 лет назад +190

      Ohhh! Exotic!

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 6 лет назад +46

      @@jooot_6850 i think you can do that as a jedi too.. you get DS points but you can i think.

    • @dancing523
      @dancing523 5 лет назад +8

      Raven Branwen why’d you never tell me lmao!

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 5 лет назад +35

      @@jooot_6850 I would love to fuck the general population ^_^

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 5 лет назад +44

      @@somberflight Why do Jedi have to be the white-knights all the time?! I'd prefer being a grey at-least there's more freedom.

  • @jmneo4635
    @jmneo4635 5 лет назад +2800

    "My head has a strict no detachment policy"
    Oh man this killed me.

    • @prank1304
      @prank1304 4 года назад +19

      @Marcelo Antônio Maybe this Darth Bandon had 2 heads

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 4 года назад +27

      "...Refresh my memory, I kill a lot of people"

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 Год назад +2

      shouldn't that only kill if you DON'T have a no detachment policy?

  • @t-greenrock404
    @t-greenrock404 6 лет назад +6758

    "I feel your anger, master."
    "A BLIND, DEF, COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER! *NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!"*

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 6 лет назад +990

      "Is there a problem here?"
      "WHO WOULD ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION!? Clearly there's a problem here!
      *NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!"*

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 6 лет назад +731

      “Nice lungs ya got there.”

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 6 лет назад +506

      "NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!"

    • @themossyroad
      @themossyroad 6 лет назад +207

      Darth Cartman returns

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 6 лет назад +104

      WHY IS THERE NO ALDERAAN?
      Darth Baras ate it ^^

  • @finalxemnasv210
    @finalxemnasv210 5 лет назад +3683

    “Unlike you, I am calm”
    “Unlike me, you’re about to be dead”
    *Kills Jedi*

    • @MNGxGhost
      @MNGxGhost 5 лет назад +94

      **UHHHHH**

    • @udayveerbhadauria1659
      @udayveerbhadauria1659 4 года назад +78

      That's going into the vault of good lines for me.

    • @blantherboy
      @blantherboy 4 года назад +35

      That shit got a big LOL outta me

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 3 года назад +36

      "Let's show this Sith what we're made of!"
      "You're made of bones that break, and blood that spills."

  • @SpiderJer04545
    @SpiderJer04545 5 лет назад +2235

    Sith Warrior: Tell me your not actually working for the Republic.
    "Darth Baras facepalms"

    • @Aqua_Sol
      @Aqua_Sol 5 лет назад +23

      Que seinfield

    • @MalevolentSpirit234
      @MalevolentSpirit234 4 года назад +60

      Plot Twist: He works for the Republic (Not really he works for some galaxy destroying club later but still fails spectacularly at revenge)

    • @brunishka
      @brunishka 4 года назад +1

      Can u gove a timing?

    • @НифЛим
      @НифЛим 3 года назад

      @@brunishka 6:16

    • @shadowbeast2276
      @shadowbeast2276 8 месяцев назад

      I loved that one too.
      His reaction is often funny.

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 5 лет назад +6776

    This game has 3 responses:
    Overly dramatic good guy
    Cartoon villain
    The big bang theory

  • @michaelhawke7689
    @michaelhawke7689 5 лет назад +1862

    "I'm sorry, if we met before, you failed to make an impression"
    *literally almost dying in a collapsing cave a few days before*

    • @VaDeRbLaDe
      @VaDeRbLaDe 5 лет назад +118

      Along with how they pieced together the flashbacks... FUNNIEST THING EVER LOL

    • @Helluvabutl3r
      @Helluvabutl3r 4 года назад +21

      @9:38 “I can’t be killed” “ahhh” lmao

    • @MalevolentSpirit234
      @MalevolentSpirit234 4 года назад +5

      @@Helluvabutl3r Still dies on Corellia that sucker, if I have to kill him one more time...

    • @Helluvabutl3r
      @Helluvabutl3r 4 года назад +2

      Memester Gaming lmao 😂

    • @Jesse-ii3iz
      @Jesse-ii3iz 4 года назад +6

      it reminds me something jack sparrow would say hahah

  • @Ianbrad65
    @Ianbrad65 5 лет назад +2696

    "Recite the Sith code for me acolyte and explain its meaning"
    "Sure, give me a minute. Uh, well you see there's the dark side, um, the light side, and uh, and there you have it"
    "Pathetic.."

    • @bmyles9567
      @bmyles9567 4 года назад +123

      Peace is a lie

    • @niklashrast8122
      @niklashrast8122 4 года назад +92

      @@bmyles9567 there is only passion

    • @bmyles9567
      @bmyles9567 4 года назад +88

      @@niklashrast8122 though passion I gain strength

    • @niklashrast8122
      @niklashrast8122 4 года назад +84

      @@bmyles9567 through strength I gain power

    • @AgentSmithXD
      @AgentSmithXD 4 года назад +80

      Niklas Hrast through power victory

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 6 лет назад +1918

    "Vette approves" and "Vette disapproves" back and forth kept me on the edge of my seat ;) xD

    • @jeramahia123
      @jeramahia123 5 лет назад +102

      I could never disappoint Vette.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 5 лет назад +149

      @@jeramahia123 Vette gets along with a snarky but generally merciful Sith Warrior, Jeasa, depending on alignment, will prefer pure light or pure dark. Quinn puts loyalty to the Empire above all else, and Pierce and Broonmark are pure dark side.

    • @Kingfizh
      @Kingfizh 5 лет назад +29

      @@Janoha17 I was a dark-leaning neutral sith warrior and married vette lol if you play your cards right with her she likes any SW

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 года назад +10

      @@Kingfizh Same- pretty I scared her a few times in chapter 3 because *angry* but had no issue romancing her.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад

      Vette *dedacted*

  • @Mikowmer
    @Mikowmer 4 года назад +843

    1:14
    "I am going to kill you then eat you all raw!"
    Vette disapproves
    "Then pick my teeth with your bones!"
    Vette approves
    ... What.

  • @danieljames6138
    @danieljames6138 6 лет назад +2364

    we need a movie on a wise cracking, carefree sith warrior

    • @joel_swisher
      @joel_swisher 5 лет назад +117

      @@uuamenator take my money

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 5 лет назад +85

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! I MUST HAS THIS!!!

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 5 лет назад +39

      Revan... kinda.

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 5 лет назад +50

      As long as it is not Disney... yeah...

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 5 лет назад +5

      @@joel_swisher I second this!

  • @jakedge3
    @jakedge3 5 лет назад +1442

    "You must think i'm an idiot."
    "Fine, fine! you're an idiot!"
    ......
    *FORCE CHOKES*

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 4 года назад +21

      NO ONE CALLS ME AN IDIOT!

    • @kairuw6477
      @kairuw6477 3 года назад +15

      Yea dumbest move ever XD

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 года назад +6

      *NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!*

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 года назад

      @@kairuw6477 yeah the last thing you want to do if you want to live is to insult a sith

  • @Irmarinen
    @Irmarinen 6 лет назад +3571

    9:11 Most British death ever.

  • @jamallfigaro
    @jamallfigaro 5 лет назад +814

    "Unlike you, I am calm"
    "Unlike me, you're about to be dead"
    *he stabs her*
    I feel like I just watched some Shakespearean tragedy.

  • @emPIEror
    @emPIEror 6 лет назад +2843

    The sith warrior must be the reason Baras (probably) drinks

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 6 лет назад +395

      No. It's why Baras eats too much

    • @kiroslepoto
      @kiroslepoto 6 лет назад +275

      @SomeFilthyCasual "He got so wide the he could actually create Fat."

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 6 лет назад +113

      This is my Master, Darth Big As- Baras, Darth Baras.

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 5 лет назад +2

      @SomeFilthyCasual my joke, srry I did it first ;)

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 лет назад +86

      @@kiroslepoto "The only thing he feared was dieting, which he did when his heart exploded."

  • @TheClarkBark
    @TheClarkBark 5 лет назад +378

    “‘KYYYL’”
    “He convinced me!”

    • @TheAVPMAN
      @TheAVPMAN 4 года назад +7

      Lolololololol

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +9

      I won't be going up against him in a spelling bee.

  • @StarkSpider24
    @StarkSpider24 6 лет назад +1078

    I've.. Never seen a Starwars game that made playing as a Sith look so... Fun... Well! Time to go get it!

    • @medusawitchful
      @medusawitchful 5 лет назад +39

      dark side always fun !

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 5 лет назад +135

      i Always felt like the dark side path on the dark side characters was just being senselessly violent for no reason. playing a chaotic good sith warrior and being more of a hero than the jedi you meet in your journey is really fun :)

    • @AAA310
      @AAA310 5 лет назад +11

      @@Vesperninja my sith name would be Darth Angelo and imma be the Sasuke/Vergil of the sith lmao

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 5 лет назад +28

      It has it's moments. It also has awkward to god awful gameplay

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 5 лет назад +5

      I tried starting a game last year, but my computer practically melted itself in the attempt. Currently working on getting a new computer that'll handle things better than a 5+ year old refurbished Frankenstein box.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Год назад +148

    "In the bowels of the temple he conducted horrifying experiments..."
    "Sounds like my kind of guy"
    The way the female VO says it is extra xD

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 6 лет назад +1051

    "Nice lungs you got there."
    I'm dead 😂

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 6 лет назад +39

      "MIND YOUR TONGUE, OR I WILL CUT IT OUT!''

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 6 лет назад +43

      I loved pissing off Baras. Even as a light side Sith I still made plenty of time to be a sarcastic asshole to those I didn’t like.

    • @Mogruith
      @Mogruith 5 лет назад +12

      AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • @thunderstudent
      @thunderstudent 3 года назад +1

      @@matthewchristiansen9978 no matter what choice you make hilarity ensues.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 года назад +4

      *NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!*

  • @themonolith253
    @themonolith253 3 года назад +383

    “I seek neither thrills nor satisfaction!”
    “How incredibly boring.”
    This is why I love playing a sarcastic Sith Warrior, they are so blunt and no-nonsense.

  • @mingQWERTY
    @mingQWERTY 6 лет назад +985

    6:14 omg, that's one of the best LMAO
    "It's always WORK WORK WORK with you... Tell me you're not actually working for the Republic."
    *facepalm*

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 6 лет назад +52

      6:54 she's the only sith I've seen that's wearing Jedi robes

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 6 лет назад +38

      10:38 Sticking lightsaber in a Darth , i know it wasn't supposed to sound sexual but .

    • @jamesdelatorre6424
      @jamesdelatorre6424 5 лет назад +11

      I was...on the floor.

    • @disclaimer4211
      @disclaimer4211 3 года назад

      i almost choked on a nacho cheese Dorito and some coke zero watching this part, best part

  • @buggydyonkou8748
    @buggydyonkou8748 3 года назад +164

    Baras : gets so angry he shakes the room
    Warrior : I feel your anger, master.

    • @jerryhu9005
      @jerryhu9005 2 года назад +11

      There's a fat joke in there somewhere, but I just cant seem to put my finger on it.

    • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
      @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 2 года назад

      ​​@@jerryhu9005 oh, you mean Darth Cartman??
      *RESPEC HIS AUTHOR-EH-TEH!!!*

    • @nadjaforster6893
      @nadjaforster6893 2 года назад

      Perception: 10/10

  • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
    @Duchess_Van_Hoof 6 лет назад +682

    "I would look fantastic in your outfit."

  • @LewisT0th
    @LewisT0th 5 лет назад +202

    "gets stabbed in the abdomen by lightsaber*
    oh.... unfair....
    10/10 death

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 6 лет назад +381

    Baras’s Voice Actor Gave us a 11 Performance for a 10/10 character

  • @SheDubs
    @SheDubs 3 года назад +137

    "If we die, we die"
    Only a Sith deals in absolutes

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Месяц назад

      "Yes. That's what.. killing you means."

  • @Chu8rock
    @Chu8rock 6 лет назад +416

    "Never forget that you are my property, to be otherwise in the empire would leave you in... a... in a troubled position." 2:48

    • @mikeching6374
      @mikeching6374 6 лет назад +69

      That's a Sith trying be nice, y'know... :P

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +2

      Who is he saying that to?

    • @Evilwolf21
      @Evilwolf21 5 лет назад +15

      @@Krystalmyth Vette cause she is his slave

  • @voltarashtavroth
    @voltarashtavroth 4 года назад +238

    “You are now my apprentice.”
    “That took you long enough.”
    This is disrespect towards your master at the highest level.

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil Год назад +9

      One should always disrespect Baras. HE DESERVES IT.

  • @AnneWest_
    @AnneWest_ 6 лет назад +561

    XD lightside sith warrior was probably the best story you can make in this game things get so much funnier when people aren’t dead but comedic killing still comedic

    • @TrenchCoatDingo
      @TrenchCoatDingo 6 лет назад +203

      yeah making jedi question themselves because my sith was more jedi then them is amusing

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 6 лет назад +85

      I liked going a mix of the 2. Mostly light but a bit of dark from time to time. My Marauder was basically Sith Deadpool.

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 5 лет назад +42

      Chaotic Good Sith Warrior is just the best, i love it! xD

    • @thetruestarking20000
      @thetruestarking20000 5 лет назад +91

      The email you get from befriending Master Timmns is by far my favorite email in the game. Just imagining an entire council wasting hours on my supposed hidden motives is just hilarious to me.

    • @akdele5
      @akdele5 Год назад +1

      @@thetruestarking20000 what is in there?

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 4 года назад +916

    Darth Baras Sith Code:
    Cake is a lie. There is only cookies.
    Through cookies, I gain calories.
    Through calories, I gain weight.
    Through weight, I gain fat.
    Through fat, my chair is broken.
    The cookies shall free me.
    *NOT MY ORIGINAL POST*

    • @olafgurke4699
      @olafgurke4699 4 года назад +58

      Brought to you by Darth Baras the thicc.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 4 года назад +44

      The Tragedy of Darth Baras the Fat

    • @MysticTroll
      @MysticTroll 4 года назад +65

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide?

    • @primeemperor9196
      @primeemperor9196 4 года назад +33

      @@MysticTroll It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

    • @primeemperor9196
      @primeemperor9196 4 года назад +23

      @H M Is it possible to learn this power?

  • @ObsessedKangaroo
    @ObsessedKangaroo 6 лет назад +153

    Love what a sarcastic, sassy git he is and then randomly at 3:51 he comes out with a really nice statement.

  • @Laggol
    @Laggol 5 лет назад +125

    I really love the male sith warrior voice. It really works for just about every way you wanna play him

    • @danieljong8442
      @danieljong8442 3 года назад +22

      The VA for both the warrior and the agent is amazing

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 лет назад +207

    Pissing off Barras is always a pleasure.
    And the amusing responses are the most fun.

  • @brendan9868
    @brendan9868 5 лет назад +198

    *”A BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER”*

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 Год назад +2

      Nice lungs you got there

  • @jasperbaluyut913
    @jasperbaluyut913 6 лет назад +479

    2:58
    “...S-sith!”
    “He’s gonna need a new pair of pants”
    🤣🤣 (Also that mask is perfect 👌)

    • @CD-kr6be
      @CD-kr6be 6 лет назад +7

      He should have worn the brown pants

    • @Drezdenez
      @Drezdenez 6 лет назад +8

      3:01 I like better

    • @thefoxter5276
      @thefoxter5276 5 лет назад +2

      Is that mask avaiable normally, or is it from Cartel martker? :DDD

    • @Drezdenez
      @Drezdenez 5 лет назад +2

      The Foxter there is a bit different version available from Adaptative gear vendor. It is similar to mask that had malgus’ master from old trailers. Don’t know if anywhere this one can be bought.

    • @MalevolentSpirit234
      @MalevolentSpirit234 4 года назад

      @@Drezdenez You are referring the to the mask on the Sith Eradicator outfit?

  • @calsaac4032
    @calsaac4032 3 года назад +78

    5:37 is honestly one of the most genius scenes in swtor. Image being told everyone under the o'l boys command will perish, then suddenly the guy next to you just... fucking dies lol

    • @tluigi2400
      @tluigi2400 Год назад +12

      I think the guy probably collapsed out of fear.

  • @mandalore41
    @mandalore41 6 лет назад +148

    The warrior had great one liners. It was such a fun class to play b/c of how snarky the character can be.

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 6 лет назад +15

      “Wait a minute, let me pinch myself.”

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 6 лет назад +16

      But it is always, work, work, work. Please tell me you aren't working for the Republic.

    • @mandalore41
      @mandalore41 6 лет назад

      @@Qardo that one made even Baras laugh

    • @TechNinja.1701
      @TechNinja.1701 5 лет назад

      The Snark Side: when you've reached peak Sith badass.

  • @coolrank12
    @coolrank12 4 года назад +74

    "Maybe in another year, you'll find out his shoe size!" Lol

    • @JynxedKoma
      @JynxedKoma 4 года назад +8

      *"He wears boots not shoes, smart-mouth"*

  • @SuperGamerCody2224
    @SuperGamerCody2224 6 лет назад +533

    "If we die, we die"
    Thanks for the clarification CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 6 лет назад +24

      His inner shirio activated people die when they are murdered

    • @SuperGamerCody2224
      @SuperGamerCody2224 6 лет назад +1

      whut u talkin bout?

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 6 лет назад +1

      @@SuperGamerCody2224 ruclips.net/video/-GMrOxRmJXA/видео.html here Commander

    • @jaeheealbertchoi4920
      @jaeheealbertchoi4920 5 лет назад +1

      5:14

    • @atf2888
      @atf2888 5 лет назад +1

      0:20

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 5 лет назад +102

    "I suppose the whole place can't be wrong."
    Man that killed me for some reason. :)

  • @maxwelllaurent9065
    @maxwelllaurent9065 5 лет назад +75

    I love how the Sith Warrior goes from major posturing and pretending to be well a well trained Sith, to Real bad-ass who will kill everyone in the room (if they feel like it) by the end of the story.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 года назад +13

      And entering the expansions, he matures into his role as well. The warrior lives up to his title, and learns to more properly address others... While still being a badass.
      Basically Vader.

  • @xSharpW
    @xSharpW 5 лет назад +268

    9:22 I laughed way too hard at his animation

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 5 лет назад +391

    *Hearing about most new Star Wars content*
    Sith Warrior: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

    • @mortisvult2658
      @mortisvult2658 4 года назад +27

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @DarthNoox
      @DarthNoox 4 года назад +15

      Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

    • @Comintern1919
      @Comintern1919 3 года назад +1

      This comment didn't age well, considering how well-received everything Star Wars is currently and how much people look forward to most newly announced Star Wars Shows.
      Not to mention most recently released Star Wars Games being good.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 года назад +10

      @@Comintern1919
      Lmao, you’re delusional.

    • @JorraneRei
      @JorraneRei 3 года назад +6

      @@Comintern1919 PAHAHAHAHA

  • @xjadit7826
    @xjadit7826 5 лет назад +115

    “My head has a strict no detachment policy” 😂

  • @holokom3330
    @holokom3330 5 лет назад +462

    You actually missed the funniest quotes of all....the moment when you go full light side in act 1 and convince the jedi on aldereen to hand over the parents....
    jedi: this feels totally wrong, but i cant attack anybody that came to negotiate
    sith: this is a peaceful solution jedi..pls respect it....
    killed me every time XD

    • @ajvanmarle
      @ajvanmarle 5 лет назад +166

      @Zoe Kin It's a common theme throughout the Sith Warrior story. You turn the Jedi philosophy against them by taking a peaceful approach. They either have to stand down, or fight you and admit that they're hypocrites. You can interpret it as either light side (for not killing) or darkside (for making Jedi doubt themselves.)

    • @zulchemical
      @zulchemical 4 года назад +35

      @@ajvanmarle i love my light sith

    • @stephenjenkins7971
      @stephenjenkins7971 3 года назад +13

      @@ajvanmarle It should be noted that the Jedi fighting a Sith that, while may not wish to fight them, DOES intend to do harm to others in the name of the Empire -doesn't mean that the Jedi are hypocrites. Being pacifist doesn't mean being a walking carpet. Obviously not all Jedi are in agreement in where the lines are drawn, but if I were a Jedi, I'd have zero qualms with killing each Sith unless they intend to renounce their allegiance.

    • @stephenjenkins7971
      @stephenjenkins7971 3 года назад +2

      @@messofstuff1116 Jedi wouldn't let the Republic genocide anyone if the Empire showed a fraction of morality in their dealings in the galaxy. At what point can you "tolerate" people that will continiously try to erase you or enslave you until you say "fuck that" and destroy them utterly?

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 года назад +14

      @@stephenjenkins7971 Where have you been? The pure blood Sith, the tarentatek, the Jedi and the Republic LOVE genocide. At least the Sith are honest about it.

  • @ForgetfulHatter
    @ForgetfulHatter 4 года назад +34

    11:09 dude was literally so angry he did the glowing anime eye thing like goblin slayer

  • @giosueagius7003
    @giosueagius7003 6 лет назад +309

    3:33 I'll use you as a human shield, Oh God I died!!!

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 4 года назад

      Yeah the healer is surprisingly highly tanky it's mainly the only one I use because I'm a terrible healer

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 4 года назад

      My commando is a combat healer mainly focuses on damage and slightly heels

  • @thenethralking6032
    @thenethralking6032 2 года назад +55

    10:49 I can’t help but love how annoyed Baras is when he says “you are not amusing”. It’s clear you’re really getting under his skin at this point, even if he’s not so easily shaken

    • @davidpayne697
      @davidpayne697 2 месяца назад +1

      It's funnier considering that you and Baras are enemies at this point, and they still found the time to trade jabs

  • @chronostormproductions1788
    @chronostormproductions1788 6 лет назад +417

    1:23 I think the Sith Inquisitor line at 2:58 fits perfectly...
    2:58 I burst out laughing.
    3:07 This man murdered his way to you, can blast lightning from his fingertips, choke you from across the room, and has a weapon that can cut through nearly anything... and you called him an idiot? Please explain your obvio- oh... never mind...
    5:36 Appropriate reaction to be honest.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 6 лет назад +17

      Uhhh, that's a Sith Warrior, not Inquisitor. But I see why u called him an Inquisitor

  • @ufukcangencoglu2279
    @ufukcangencoglu2279 5 лет назад +90

    5:12 This moment is %100 comedy gold.

  • @alaskaball188
    @alaskaball188 6 лет назад +87

    "Well i suppose the whole place cant be wrong"
    Internet in a nutshell

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 5 лет назад +118

    This dude is the most relatable sith lord I've ever met. He even said what I was thinking at 7:13 Lmfao

  • @gazelle_diamond9768
    @gazelle_diamond9768 3 года назад +30

    "If we die, we die." gives me massive "People die when they are killed"-vibes.

  • @highlyopinionated5611
    @highlyopinionated5611 2 года назад +16

    It's so hard trying to play a serious Sith Warrior, when their silly/sarcastic dialog options are such pure gold. XD

  • @UncleMerlin
    @UncleMerlin 6 лет назад +66

    "Unlike me, you're about to be dead."

  • @chrishui9092
    @chrishui9092 5 лет назад +156

    Obi Wan equivalent in the Sith Order

  • @cadkls
    @cadkls 6 лет назад +86

    "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard"
    Creasing

  • @ДартКсенос
    @ДартКсенос 5 лет назад +90

    No one
    Not a single soul
    Lord Baras - *YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH*

  • @Mrcookiemonster515
    @Mrcookiemonster515 5 лет назад +170

    2:20 my reaction to the last jedi.

  • @freewolf317
    @freewolf317 5 лет назад +27

    2:14 is probably one of the best lines in the game... I nearly died laughing when Baras said that line... I wonder if he lets his apprentice get away with as much sass as they dish out because Baras was just as sassy at their age... Particularly that one line about how Nar Shadaa was Baras's kind of place in his youth...

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 6 лет назад +214

    I loved pissing off Darth Fatass as sith warrior xD
    -You're not gonna really slaughter us are you?
    *chokes to death*
    -Not really. xD

    • @Angmir
      @Angmir 6 лет назад +12

      Thats Darth Embarass for you.

    • @MortSalazar
      @MortSalazar 6 лет назад +2

      @@Angmir Lol, that ^ is my second fave nickname for him, good one xD

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 6 лет назад +4

      This is my master, Darth Big As- Baras, Darth Baras.

    • @dar-nakkallig
      @dar-nakkallig 5 лет назад +3

      Darth Baras the Emperor’s Stomach

    • @BonkHazard
      @BonkHazard 5 лет назад +7

      Health is a lie, there is only hunger.
      Through hunger, I gain sugar.
      Through sugar, I gain grease.
      Through grease, I gain fat.
      Through fat, my belt is broken.
      The feast shall feed me.

  • @danielhughes1711
    @danielhughes1711 4 года назад +22

    2:21 let me remind you this is the guy that wanted to be the voice of the emperor

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 3 года назад +6

      What's going on in this scene, and why does he look like he's pelvic thrusting at that... device in front of him?

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 2 года назад +4

      I mean, with those lungs...

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 5 месяцев назад

      @@redshirtveteran5688there’s a prisoner strapped to there and he’s torturing them. The pelvic thrust is just a reused animation, not related to the torture

  • @thetacopunch
    @thetacopunch 6 лет назад +87

    0:26 FORCE ROUNDHOUSE

  • @gridlock2958
    @gridlock2958 3 года назад +12

    Quinn: "I am incredibly inspired by you lord. I wish to serve by your side and watch your accent to glory. From this day forward, I pledge my life to you"
    SW: "I'll use you as a human shield"
    I fucking lost it 😂

  • @larry-three8225
    @larry-three8225 6 лет назад +72

    At 6:45 -- when you max out your persuasion and or stealth skill on any game.
    Pierce: (To Morden.) You're not aligned with traitorous Sith are you?
    Morden Wex: (to Jaesa.) Please explain what you meant my "dark" apprentice.
    (Shows Jaesa dressed up as a Jedi with no dark corruption.)
    Ha! X,^D

  • @astra2632
    @astra2632 5 лет назад +25

    “ThAt’s tHe dUMmesT thInG I’vE eVer heARd” xD
    Was my answer when I first played Sith Marauder lol

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 6 лет назад +213

    Yeah I killed Darth Family-size too.

    • @Mo.Milaia
      @Mo.Milaia 6 лет назад +5

      ROFL

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 5 лет назад +12

      Darth “double Big Mac with a shamrock shake and a large fry”

  • @NightArcHero
    @NightArcHero 3 года назад +21

    "I don't like to repeat myself, so you die."
    Literally me

  • @maxmccann8693
    @maxmccann8693 4 года назад +12

    I’ve always loved the really surprised
    “Oh. Unfair.”

  • @javierganzarain4559
    @javierganzarain4559 6 лет назад +187

    You should call your sith warrior Sterling Archer

    • @matthewsheridan4858
      @matthewsheridan4858 5 лет назад +2

      Javier Ganzarain an archer reference with 69 likes...I refused to like it because that is perfect

    •  5 лет назад +1

      Archer is actually funny.

    • @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
      @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 5 лет назад

      @@matthewsheridan4858 immature boi

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma 9 месяцев назад +3

    02:06 Lord Baras' scream was always hilarious
    first time I heard it I had to cancel the dialogue and keep clicking on him to make him scream over and over again lol

  • @QuantaSolace
    @QuantaSolace 4 года назад +13

    Gotta love the Sith Warrior lines. Although, I would have thought his smart assery would have gotten him killed a long time ago.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 года назад +8

      Fortunately for the Sith Warrior, he''s as good with a lightsaber as he is with his quips.

  • @The_Toxic_V
    @The_Toxic_V Год назад +9

    "I dont appreciate dramatic pauses" is one of the best warrier lines ever

  • @alphalegionary7646
    @alphalegionary7646 2 года назад +9

    “I will personally see that no one under Grimalds command survives”, trooper faints. Best moment

  • @Frankly_Amazing2000
    @Frankly_Amazing2000 3 года назад +10

    7:20 My phone died right as he said dramatic...funniest shit right there

  • @dar-nakkallig
    @dar-nakkallig 6 лет назад +55

    1:07 best speller should win a Spelling Bee

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 4 года назад +54

    The Clown Scale:
    Smuggler
    Sith Warrior
    ...
    All the other classes

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 5 месяцев назад

      Inquisitor ranks higher then most other classes

  • @JaySeraphon
    @JaySeraphon 6 лет назад +87

    3:26 - 3:33 Oh my god, best one reaction ever.

  • @chinangel
    @chinangel 5 лет назад +55

    I want you to know that this inspired me to finally make a sith, and I'm a religious light side player so you better be proud of yourself

  • @kenshinhimura2322
    @kenshinhimura2322 4 года назад +11

    “AWOL has a nicer ring than dead. So long my lord” I feel that.

  • @metaltak1154
    @metaltak1154 5 лет назад +29

    10:56 "You're not ammusing." XD.
    Sure I am

  • @ocelot_the_dragon
    @ocelot_the_dragon 5 лет назад +24

    “I dont appreciate dramatic pauses”

  • @georgemuller308
    @georgemuller308 4 года назад +10

    3:35 Dudes being so loyal, and the other guy is brutally honest. These are some of the best one liners!

  • @kumonoameai
    @kumonoameai 4 года назад +23

    9:20 the editing here makes me laugh every time ^.^

  • @imnotacannibal
    @imnotacannibal 5 лет назад +11

    Npc: slightly disagrees
    With: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

  • @krzosu
    @krzosu 3 года назад +19

    6:03 "I like assasinating assasins - they always look so surprised" - Man that one got me to laugh :D

  • @SpiderJer04545
    @SpiderJer04545 5 лет назад +25

    "Something tells me, If you were here helping me you would have been slaughtering my men."
    *...*
    I don't appreciate dramatic pauses.
    *kills him*

  • @insecdroid
    @insecdroid 5 лет назад +16

    2:07 What a Sith Temper Tantrum looks like

  • @stardustgamemasters
    @stardustgamemasters 5 лет назад +23

    8:44 was amazing. So funny 🤣

  • @MordenWex
    @MordenWex  6 лет назад +1037

    100k views!? wAt
    Edit: 1M views!? wUt

    • @Fr0st1989
      @Fr0st1989 6 лет назад +10

      I know right, it should be at 1 mil :D

    • @saxtonturner2240
      @saxtonturner2240 5 лет назад +10

      NO_FUN_ALLOWED Exactly! This is my favorite video on all of RUclips, well that and the inquisitor one are tied! Absolutely amazing content and it actually got me interested in playing swtor, I'm loving it! Thanks a ton!

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 5 лет назад +1

      116. ^^

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 5 лет назад +1

      If only the game gave us a super sarcastic voice option...

    • @somax2705
      @somax2705 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't know that the sith warrior could be this funny. Thx for the video, i'm going to create another one.

  • @Im_The_Meh
    @Im_The_Meh 5 лет назад +11

    "Desert Monster! I stand my ground, I will not run!"

  • @anomaly_7993
    @anomaly_7993 5 лет назад +9

    2:34 *screams* “Nice lungs you have there” *mini scream*

  • @sanddry738
    @sanddry738 5 лет назад +7

    The adventures Darth Baras’ sassy apprentice is a show I’d gladly watch

  • @Tylerthephantom
    @Tylerthephantom 2 года назад +31

    Forget becoming the Emperor's Wrath, clearly the Warrior was meant to become the Emperor's Sarcasm.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas Год назад +4

      The Emperor's Laugh is better. Rhymes with Wrath

  • @darthnihilus6131
    @darthnihilus6131 4 года назад +11

    The Sith warrior has a lot of fun lines

  • @ironstarofmordian7098
    @ironstarofmordian7098 5 лет назад +5

    "Unlike me, your about to be dead" that is a 10/10 line. This is why the sith kick so much ass!

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler 2 года назад +8

    The Sith Warrior and Baras' relationship is gold

  • @paulyoung7551
    @paulyoung7551 3 года назад +11

    When your girlfriend loves to cosplay as Darth Talon.
    10:38

    • @TheShadow14150
      @TheShadow14150 2 месяца назад

      Omg 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂