I think the droid for the Black Talon flashpoint was pretty good too. "There was an... incident." There are bodies all over the bridge and you call this an incident?
@@bronztrooper9440 Hah! That's a perfect justification for the feeling! After all, if I recall Jedi, if they have children, don't always give birth to force sensitive children, so it certainly fits. Unless I'm wrong about that. XP
@@Spiralpaladin Wait, I misremembered- I headcanoned that one of his parents was a Jedi, the other being a soldier (both being other characters of mine: Consular and Trooper respectively). Both were female, though, so I also headcanon that artificial means were used. I like to think that when that Smuggler said that, Risha (who would already know that he had 2 moms, one being a Jedi) would comment on it. Basically: Smuggler: "Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mom." Risha: "Which one?" Smuggler: "..... either. Maybe both."
"This is Imperial property, freeze!" "If I listen does that mean you won't shoot me, cuz that seems...out of character." "Good point. Don't we usually shoot them anyway?" "Shut up!" Monty Python level silly XD
There is just something hilarious to me about the fact a smuggler goes up against special forces, Siths, Jedis and the odd giant space monster with a jacket, a shotgun and a blaster.
@@ether2275 Bounty hunter is fun too. Getting to do the "One. Two. Three! [shoots idiot who can't take a hint]" just like Calo Nord was a lovely call back.
4:40 “It’s a good thing you’re rich” “Yes...excellent... point..” “Are you planning to propose?” ~*alarm noises*~ “-pa-propose!?!?” “When we get married... isn’t half your stuff mine?..” “AHEM-um... well... that’s.... a bit... more.. commitment than I had in mind-“ XD
"I can't make any promises about not blowing up the planet in the process. You would not believe my luck." This has to be a reference to Samus Aran, or is at the very least is a line she would say.
5:39 For reasons that elude me, Darth Bandon's head makes me crack up. That trip to Manaan sure did not help his health, despite all the kolto resorts advertised.
7:37 "After all this buildup, I was expecting you to be... more" "Well yeah? Well... so did... me too!" So he couldn't come up with a good comeback and hit her with a "no u" xD
"This is Imperial property, FREZZE!" "If I listen, does that mean you won't shoot me? 'Cause that seems outta character." "Good point, don't we usually shoot them anyways?" Still the best exchange ever written.
Corso: This gonna be a trail? I thought we did all of this so their wouldn't be a trial Smuggler: Maybe we can go over in my case say over dinner? Corso: On second thought, there definitely needs to be a trail The best Corso line yet
Smuggler: I don't think they hear too good through those helmets *quick cut to that scene in a new hope where the stormtrooper hit his head on the door. * brilliant
The male Smuggler is like Star Lord mixed with Han Solo. The female....is Kath Soucie. Her voice is beyond greatness. Honestly, both of em are good, but Kath Soucie is an absolute goddess in everything she voices.
Sorry about the buzzing noise in some of the clips. It's just the sound of my potato GPU *melting* trying to deliver that 60 fps
Morden's GPU died to give us this video, all praise
@@Fr0st1989 Press F to pay respects
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That aint even your fault bro, this game while its fun, is unbelievably unoptimized
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"Just hand it over, captain crazy."
"How dare you! I'm a colonel!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That Trembo guy was a few freighters short of a convoy... 😒"
*"WHERES."*
*"MY."*
*"ⓈⒽⒾⓅ ?"*
In the hole
@@MarunedShip
"Ah! Where'd that hole come from?! Where does it go?!"
"Master, I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically the bodies over there." - Best droid ever, after HK-47 of course.
I think the droid for the Black Talon flashpoint was pretty good too. "There was an... incident."
There are bodies all over the bridge and you call this an incident?
"Oh no! Republic spies have entered our base!"
"By the stars!! Republic troops have invaded our base!!"
I was wondering about the smell…
@@grantwalter2243 That line was great
Boss: "DROIDS, Kill everyone!"
Guard: "But I didn't do anything..."
Boss: "EVERYONE!"
That had me dying
"Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my Mom!" :D
That line, and Kath Soucie's delivery of it, just kill me every time. XD
I headcanoned that one of my Smugglers had Jedi parents, which made that line a bit funnier when I picked it >_>
@@bronztrooper9440 Hah! That's a perfect justification for the feeling! After all, if I recall Jedi, if they have children, don't always give birth to force sensitive children, so it certainly fits. Unless I'm wrong about that. XP
@@Spiralpaladin
Wait, I misremembered- I headcanoned that one of his parents was a Jedi, the other being a soldier (both being other characters of mine: Consular and Trooper respectively). Both were female, though, so I also headcanon that artificial means were used.
I like to think that when that Smuggler said that, Risha (who would already know that he had 2 moms, one being a Jedi) would comment on it.
Basically:
Smuggler: "Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mom."
Risha: "Which one?"
Smuggler: "..... either. Maybe both."
@@Spiralpaladin see Theron, the result of Satille Shan fucking Jade Malcolm...
"This is Imperial property, freeze!"
"If I listen does that mean you won't shoot me, cuz that seems...out of character."
"Good point. Don't we usually shoot them anyway?"
"Shut up!"
Monty Python level silly XD
"You're quite a woman yourself" GOLD xD
There is just something hilarious to me about the fact a smuggler goes up against special forces, Siths, Jedis and the odd giant space monster with a jacket, a shotgun and a blaster.
You got a Wookie.
Hey, luck or skill, kill is kill!
And jokes. Best (not in Akaavi's opinion) jokes in the entire galaxy.
Definitely Vette with green paint.
or Mission they were both pretty sarcastic
@@aidenfurry471 I think sarcasm is just a Twi'lek thing
Or Vette and Sith Warrior's daughter.
When you're on fleet and are searching for your hangar with no map 2:48
“Trial? There doesn’t need to be a trail!” “Maybe we could go over this over dinner?” “On second thought, let there be a trial!” That was way to funny
Smuggler campaign in a nutshell: "Where's My SHIP"
Just the first two planets. After that, running from bounty hunters while treasure hunting.
the smuggler doesn't have the best story, but sure as hell the most fun one xD
Smuggler, Agent and Sith Inquisitor can be the most fun classes to play as.
Nonhuman agent that hates nonhumans is fun as well...
@@ether2275 Bounty hunter is fun too. Getting to do the "One. Two. Three! [shoots idiot who can't take a hint]" just like Calo Nord was a lovely call back.
4:40
“It’s a good thing you’re rich”
“Yes...excellent... point..”
“Are you planning to propose?”
~*alarm noises*~ “-pa-propose!?!?”
“When we get married... isn’t half your stuff mine?..”
“AHEM-um... well... that’s.... a bit... more.. commitment than I had in mind-“
XD
That Clunck Edit of the Stormtrooper killed me.
"I can't make any promises about not blowing up the planet in the process. You would not believe my luck." This has to be a reference to Samus Aran, or is at the very least is a line she would say.
5:39 For reasons that elude me, Darth Bandon's head makes me crack up. That trip to Manaan sure did not help his health, despite all the kolto resorts advertised.
Something is telling me our favorite Jedi/Sith was behind that part
4:46, and that’s when this man realized. He’s a bottom
7:12 I love how she pointed stuff like that out and it just annoys the officer xD
Shut up lol
Where do I recognise the soldier who joined in on the realization, you know, the Irish(?) one at 7:21
@@3dpyromaniac560 why does he reminds me of English Dave?
Twi'lek does makes the best female smugglers, the voice and style fits so good
7:15 breaks fourth wall 😂
At the very least that’s leaning on the fourth wall.
They had WAY too much fun writing the Smugglers story, love it!
These compilations keep getting better and better.
7:37
"After all this buildup, I was expecting you to be... more"
"Well yeah? Well... so did... me too!"
So he couldn't come up with a good comeback and hit her with a "no u" xD
I dont think there is good comeback after forcing girl to chase you through out half the galaxy only to make her disappoint with ones piston action.
The smuggler can roast the fucking Emperor too😂
I still prefer the option to just kick him in the proton torpedo's.
I REAAAAAAALLLY did not need to see the Smuggler kiss Skavak.
The day I hear a Star Wars character use the word "Sexy" is the day Habsro casts Jenna Jameson to voice another Princess on My Little Pony
What motivates you the most?
All other classes: serving the republic!/serving the Empire!/serving myself!
Bounty Hunter and Smuggler: *MONEY*
"Master I detect the presence of several non-fictioning humans, specifically the bodies over there" 😂😂🤣😅
4:34 Len had no idea what he was getting himself into.
"This is Imperial property, FREZZE!"
"If I listen, does that mean you won't shoot me? 'Cause that seems outta character."
"Good point, don't we usually shoot them anyways?"
Still the best exchange ever written.
Smuggler moments *PART 2*
"I've been looking forward to this!"
Are you planning to Propose lol that killed me lol
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched these videos
This is some alternate badass version of Hera Syndulla.
Given that SWTOR takes place like 2000 years before Rebells, maybe she's Heras ancestor?
@@highlyopinionated5611well... Its nowhere officially stated that its not the case... So...
Lets just make it cannon until proven otherwise?
@@Dedu1214 It's an RPG anyway. Therefore free headcannon for everyone. XD
@@highlyopinionated5611 lets go!!!
@@Dedu1214 🥳🥳🥳
“It’s not the size of the missile, but how it hits its target”
Giggity
Morden: uploads a video
Me: well had to be him or her someone else might have gotten it wrong
Wait a minute... you did not just do that
@@MordenWex i am sorry morden where I come from you get sent to jail if you get that wrong
ACCB 1998 still. Too. Soon 😭
"I don't think they hear so good under their helmets." *Donk*
Corso: This gonna be a trail? I thought we did all of this so their wouldn't be a trial
Smuggler: Maybe we can go over in my case say over dinner?
Corso: On second thought, there definitely needs to be a trail
The best Corso line yet
God I love these xD Your edits are truly hilarious
I KNEW she sounded familiar. Voiced Phil and Lil in The Rugrats
Corso getting jealous every time you flirt with someone else is so endearing. Definitely one of my favorite companions.
6:13, lmao
I’m gonna start using that one.
Smuggler: I don't think they hear too good through those helmets
*quick cut to that scene in a new hope where the stormtrooper hit his head on the door. *
brilliant
W H E R E ' S M Y S H I P ! ?
Now this makes me wanna play the smuggler even more.
7:08 best 2 in a row scenes xD
“Criminal empire. You make it sound so sexy”
That’s the voice of Phil and Lil from Rugrats, everyone.
Kath Soucie. An angel of the voice acting world. And the voice of my very first RPG waifu. Aerie from Baldur's Gate 2. ^_^
Aaron Alexander I see you are also a man of culture.
@@DarthBigBen But of course. Any self respecting Bioware fan would know the origin of the ultimate Forgotten Realms duo, Minsc and Boo. :)
I think she was also on Totally Spies as Alex.
“You preparing to propose?”
*alarms*
Need more of those sweet customized music videos at the end of these... I especially need an extended version of this one's
You never fail to amuse me.
Simply a masterpiece
There's a lot of treasure to dig up in SWTOR, but someone REALLY had fun writing the scripts for the Smuggler campaign.
This just makes me want to replay the smuggler story.
The sexual tension throughout this whole campaign is *i m m e n s e*
Female Smuggler seems more fun and the voice acting seems better
I can't wait to see Bounty Hunter part 2!!
Grey Griffin FTW!!!
6:49 I can’t 😂😂😂
LOL great vid! 10:31 haha
Ok, I'm watching this before playing Smuggler, and I'm in absolute shock knowing you can bang Skavak. Wtf.
Corso is the biggest simp in Star Wars
Corso the mega-simp lmao.
I love the Synergy of skavac and the sarcastic smuggler style
Corso, the best simp in the galaxy.
Absolutely glorious. Havent even played the game. I get the gist. 9/10 will recommend.
Jesus fuck she's sassy holy shit I like her!
the moral of the story, unless you have a death wish don't steal her ship
your alive!
12 people disapproved of this video. They were all named Corso.
The ending made everything before obsolete lmao
2:50 - And this scene comes after you have his records altered to say that Skaavik basically carries every known STD in the galaxy. 😁
Corso riggs jelously is funny
your edits are on point.
Tottaly awesome vid, gj :D !
You literally just gave her a main character Vette personality 🤣
IS it me or female version is somewhat funnier ? :D
Well, her voice actress certainly sounds a lot more like she's into her character. Not to say the male actor isn't good.
The male Smuggler is like Star Lord mixed with Han Solo. The female....is Kath Soucie. Her voice is beyond greatness. Honestly, both of em are good, but Kath Soucie is an absolute goddess in everything she voices.
Aaron Alexander there are a lot of great voice actresses in this game. Tara Strong, Grey Griffin, Nika Futterman.... many others.
@@FireLordJohn3191 And let's not forget Jedi Solid Snake. It was so awesome and refreshing to hear David Hayter use his natural voice.
@@FireLordJohn3191 And not forget Troy Baker and Nolan North🙌
Oooh, 60fps in-game
There are a lot of words in these scenes that don't feel very Star Warsy. Like sexy or beer.
Ahhhhhh the Smuggler Campaign so much Innuendo wrapped into one story
the fastest blaster from Corellia
These videos are the best videos ever.
"the head of Darth Bandon" isn't he the guy that killed Trask Ulgo in the first game
No Darth Bandon was the apprentice from Darth Malak. You killed him as Revan/Darth Revan in KOTOR
You're both right. Bandon does kill Trask, it happens at the very beginning of KOTOR.
@ 4:44 That alarm though. XD
"At least i have friends"
Fantastic thumbnail btw
probably the funniest story in the game
What dye did you use for the jacket? Brown and white collar 5:50
Damn it, now I want to give this game a third chance of trying to download and see if I can play it for reals now.
7:41 Was Corso watching or something???
0:31 why was there such extreme music when asking about credits
9:23 no wonder Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi order
Gotta wonder if any of these were improvised.
This is kinda late but, the guy who shouted droids kill them all had a similar voice to Reznov
This Smuggler is basically Revy from Black Lagoon in Star Wars form.
1:56 maybe a pencil instead
Is the smuggle Johanna Wick ?
The smuggler is a woman of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
When a Star Wars MMO has better comedic lines than a high budget sequel trilogy
9:23 no wonder anakin skywalker betrayed the Jedi order
Thats the best pub story line
1:50 Smuggler Wick.