Smuggler Sleeps With a Sith (SWTOR)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024

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  • @dominiquemanning5856
    @dominiquemanning5856 Год назад +2012

    He didn't just dabble in the dark side he was balls deep in the dark side😎

    • @imaginarycorgi7312
      @imaginarycorgi7312 Год назад +65

      Thats it! You win.

    • @Drewskii59
      @Drewskii59 Год назад +30

      i just know its sith red

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend Год назад +4

      LMAOOO

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend Год назад +12

      @@Drewskii59The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 9 месяцев назад +5

      "Do you know the Dark Side"
      "From the INSIDE out"

  • @codafett
    @codafett Год назад +1450

    Moments like this convince me that Smuggler should've been it's own independent faction.

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 Год назад +230

      I've always thought that. The smuggler and bounty hunter would both have been a cool cross-faction class

    • @jankostrhun8725
      @jankostrhun8725 Год назад +25

      @@captin3149 RotHC should have done just that.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 Год назад +23

      him and bounty hunter. problam of course was that's only two so no faction power (minus the mandalorians). the thing is they could have filled the rest out with gray jedi and night sister. in all honesty it would have made for a surprisingly strong relatively neutral faction (definitely not neutral but stayed out of the larger war till fully dragged in. think America during both world wars) that would have also delved deeper into how particular planets fell. now we all know mandalor. but theirs jeda for gray jedi which was a nexus planet in its hayday so it was super powerful. dathamir for night sisters and dathamirs its own monster. plus none empire controlled hutt space or pyk, or brood or whatever powerful gang they wanted to show the rise and/or fall of for smuggler

    • @jankostrhun8725
      @jankostrhun8725 Год назад +9

      @@kevind3974 Honestly that seems a bit like a stretchy as there is no way those would come together to create some Non-aligned league. If there'd be third faction it would be Hutts but even that is a bit forced.
      You can't really do much witch with core game as you'd essentially have to make 2 stories, probably with ability to switch in-between them during the run - but that was really nothing to just flat out swap sides during Riseof the Hut Cartell and again after KOTFE/ET was finished instead of that (or as an alternative to) that double agent nonsense.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 Год назад

      @@jankostrhun8725 correct and thats why i am not surprised they went down that road. all four were alwase vastle indipendent till around the clone wars era and thats only because by that point in time they all fucked themselves so hard their planet was not just nearly unhospitibal but also not worth it anymore so they lost everything but scraps.

  • @Zurgo-fl1kx
    @Zurgo-fl1kx Год назад +466

    I fucking died at the wookie making his exit it was funny as hell

    • @brodyestes2376
      @brodyestes2376 3 месяца назад +1

      Smuggler: :YOu promised me some pussee
      Bowdarr: --Screeching noises--

  • @MrMatsudi
    @MrMatsudi Год назад +391

    "But I didn't do anything!" "... ... ... EVERYOOOOONE!" Genuinely cackled at that. xD

  • @badconnection4383
    @badconnection4383 Год назад +152

    Smuggler: What do you bring to the table?
    Sith: Me.

  • @LetsGoChamp-
    @LetsGoChamp- 2 года назад +1012

    Smuggler is an absolute chad in every encounter.

    • @user-pm3wk6lw6m
      @user-pm3wk6lw6m Год назад +19

      Still, Zare is unimpressed

    • @JoshTheHoffman
      @JoshTheHoffman Год назад +6

      @@user-pm3wk6lw6m Sith always thirst for more and better.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@JoshTheHoffman
      True, they're always looking for the next best thing

  • @billybobj9988
    @billybobj9988 Год назад +287

    flirting with 3 girls at once infront of them, chad

  • @axellion4573
    @axellion4573 2 года назад +311

    the wookie be like: Im out of here good luck bro

  • @bartdebruijn4599
    @bartdebruijn4599 Год назад +358

    The writing in this game, especially for the smuggler is just golden.

  • @riveraharper8166
    @riveraharper8166 Год назад +548

    Well. That's one way to Slay the Sith...

  • @thehistoryteen9323
    @thehistoryteen9323 Год назад +809

    You know, this Sith takes the idea of sleeping around to a whole new level. I expected it to be an option not her straight up coming out and saying, "Knock me up, I know you want to!!"

    • @falnelliah2084
      @falnelliah2084 Год назад +51

      Yeah, but hey at least smuggler gets some. Bounty Hunter/Mando story line is like balls dry my guy.

    • @blueanonymousguy224
      @blueanonymousguy224 Год назад +4

      ​@@falnelliah2084 something tells me Mando and Bo are gonna be gettin it on in S4 next year, they even hinted Mando liking her as a person, and really who does Lol

    • @falnelliah2084
      @falnelliah2084 Год назад +2

      @@blueanonymousguy224 lol. At least one of my Vode is getting some XD

    • @LakesideTrey
      @LakesideTrey Год назад +6

      @@blueanonymousguy224idk Bo Katan is like in her 50s by the Mandalorian and Din Jarin is like 30. I don't have any problem with that age gap, but I doubt Disney will do it.

    • @blueanonymousguy224
      @blueanonymousguy224 Год назад +1

      @@LakesideTrey I also really don't see a problem if they still intend to tease it in S4, but when the writers hint at something, it usually means that they want something in the story to happen, and you really can't tell the writers no, afterall look at all of the DC and Marvel comic writers in the past 20yrs.

  • @axinite2545
    @axinite2545 Год назад +247

    Even I'm speechless. So many golden moments here. Including as "wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini" 🤣

  • @pulpjedaii
    @pulpjedaii Год назад +232

    Bro my man missed out on the best dialogue option in this chapter, "Stop waving your hands like that you both look ridiculous 😂"

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Месяц назад +1

      It turns the Sith against you. One of the most difficult choices in the Smuggler story.

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 Год назад +294

    The writers did a marvelous job at oozing innuendo. "My crimson box". No wonder so many Jedi turn-they fill up to bursting at the seams and will do anything for a 5-second nut with whatever sultry Sith that indulge in whatever emotion they feel.

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib Год назад +35

      Bro the way I played my Jedi Sentinel route my dude and Kara (Jedi companion) just gave off vibes that we'd be fucking like rabbits every chance we got.
      And I mean, I don't blame them, the Jedi can be so uptight sometimes.

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Год назад +15

      *Moments after banging*
      "Such a gorgeous box... a delectable shade of crimson, wouldn't you agree?"

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 11 месяцев назад

      ​@Hi-Im-Gib
      Lmao, yeah I can see some Jedi couples. The Order allowed some relationships in the past, way back in the day, but overall, they've now disbanded it all together.
      You and your companion being "involved" could help your force abilities, due to the fact that sometimes, emotions can help, not just lead to the Dark side.

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 9 месяцев назад +7

    I absolutely love how TOR was not written for kids; an adult SW MMO game.

  • @HouseOfAlastrian
    @HouseOfAlastrian Год назад +146

    "I think you're as wrong as a Hutt wearing a bikini."
    LMFAO such a burn!

  • @ThatRandomDude204
    @ThatRandomDude204 Год назад +53

    So THIS is why my friend kept recommending Smuggler to me if I wanted to have more fun lmfao

  • @zac0918
    @zac0918 Год назад +67

    she is a sith influencer, she pays with exposure

  • @user-bc1bv4ru1p
    @user-bc1bv4ru1p Год назад +13

    Dudes trying to smash all the parties in a female mexican standoff. The force is strong in this one.

  • @TonyRedgrave
    @TonyRedgrave Год назад +16

    "I'm as close to perfection as you're gonna get." With that hairstyle? Not likely.

    • @another7414
      @another7414 Год назад +2

      Yeah but doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot af

  • @bigsmilie07
    @bigsmilie07 Год назад +49

    The wookie was like aight bruh I'm out 😅😅😅

  • @theinfinitestoryline7588
    @theinfinitestoryline7588 Год назад +38

    3:45 Shame there's no option for all three of them to join you...😂

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Год назад +43

    Virgin Disney: No Palpatine is a vilcel (villainous celibate), he's too evil to have kids the natural way so he just made a clone for father Rey
    Chad Bioware: *Big tiddy Sith GF*

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 Год назад +1

      Palps had clones in Legends canon too. In fact Disney was the only one where said clones had sex.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Год назад +1

      @@xanderm6090 Yeah but they were only for backup bodies and not an excuse for Palpatine to be a vilcel who still had kids

  • @Dark_Voice
    @Dark_Voice 9 месяцев назад +8

    Seems like Theran Cedrax got tired of traveling with the Jedi Consular and chose a more passionate woman :)

  • @dylanwight5764
    @dylanwight5764 Год назад +84

    Bowdaar bowing out is almost as good as M1-4X exclaiming "Oh hell no!" when he sees Gearboxes' little surprise on Alderaan.

  • @delfinenteddyson9865
    @delfinenteddyson9865 Год назад +51

    6:28 "Bargaining with you was a pleasure" literally

  • @GenSphinx
    @GenSphinx Год назад +29

    After all that, the Smuggler is a two pump chump.

  • @seb6226
    @seb6226 2 года назад +59

    Therans twin brother.

  • @CodedHumor
    @CodedHumor Год назад +24

    I lost it when the third scene you had a wookie now instead. Felt like you replaced the other one because they kept disapproving lol

  • @kujoujima7303
    @kujoujima7303 Год назад +9

    "but i didnt do anything!!"
    "everyone!!!"
    🤣

  • @spider-boy5498
    @spider-boy5498 Год назад +35

    4:47 Haha... Even I don't know which side to route for now.

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 Год назад +8

    Smuggler and Imperial Agent get all the best story moments. I do feel like Light Side Sith Inquisitor is also pretty good because he's just such a smart-ass all the time to these REALLY powerful Sith Lords who don't kill you outright due to plot armor.

  • @That_0ne_Dev
    @That_0ne_Dev Год назад +11

    Imagine sleeping with someone and they go "You creep me out" immedietly after

  • @Hakuru15
    @Hakuru15 Год назад +16

    I love the dialogue of this game

  • @TempestLM
    @TempestLM Год назад +18

    She didn't like it 💀

  • @noob1saibot2
    @noob1saibot2 Год назад +75

    By the way that box is a holocron that belonged to darth nihilius I forgot the rest of the words

    • @greenhydra10
      @greenhydra10 Год назад +3

      Had a feeling that was a holocron.

  • @padmeamidala8731
    @padmeamidala8731 Год назад +16

    Wish we could do the same with the female smuggler. Dudes have all the fun -_-

    • @christiandude2151
      @christiandude2151 Год назад +2

      We have too many damn games with guys and girls getting a sausage fest in BioWare let’s just have this please??

    • @MorlyDotes
      @MorlyDotes Год назад

      We used to be able to. There was originally a "bug" that persisted for years that a female smuggler could choose to sleep with the Sith. Then Bioware went and "fixed" it to add the retarded makeup line or whatever for females. Those of us that played female smugglers were pretty incensed at the time.

    • @highlyopinionated5611
      @highlyopinionated5611 4 месяца назад

      There are plenty of opportunities for Fem!Smuggler to be flirty/have funny moments like this. Like for example; you can have a fling with the aristocrat boy on Alderaan and afterwards ask him to propose. His reaction is priceless. 😂

  • @andremaube5069
    @andremaube5069 Год назад +3

    Smuggler has by far the funniest dialogues in the game

  • @420WILD
    @420WILD Год назад +14

    Not much crimson on that box lol

  • @sardaukerlegion
    @sardaukerlegion Год назад +6

    😮😮😮"wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini"😮😮😮

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 Год назад +7

    He used the “Force”

  • @WickedPrince3D
    @WickedPrince3D Год назад +24

    I half forgot about the story for this. I ran it about ten years ago when it was insanely hard. Go lightside and you get a chump jedi padawan on your side, who can't stand up to anything, you have to find a way to save her, while being murdered yourself. While the Sith either murders your companion almost immediately or ignores them completely. At least that's how I remember it going ten years ago. I had to pull a second PC ally in to get through it, even though I was over-leveled for this.

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 4 месяца назад

    Her: I’m not like other girls…I mean Sith.😏

  • @jack1d1XB
    @jack1d1XB Год назад +7

    If it means getting a lightsabre to the janglies in the morning, nah, pass, 😅😊😂

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 Год назад +8

      Sith aren't guaranteed as praying manti.
      They would only do that if you were really that bad, annoyed them some other way or if they went on a rampage.

  • @wastrelperv
    @wastrelperv Год назад +73

    Jedi is way cuter. Her safety is a greater prize than a fling with a sith.

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 Год назад +18

      Sith all the way

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 Год назад +20

      Plus it's just so fun to flirt with her and hear her nonplussed responses.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 Год назад +60

      She friendzones you hard. She finally understands your innuendos and just says, “if I wasn’t devoted to the force, yes, but I am, so… toodles.”

    • @badconnection4383
      @badconnection4383 Год назад +24

      Jedi only knows missionary, Sith all the way.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 Год назад +2

      @@motodog242 And? That’s her prerogative

  • @callahanfolt6460
    @callahanfolt6460 Год назад +1

    what a way of a sith to courting someone....

  • @aidtry182
    @aidtry182 8 месяцев назад

    @5:33 Tell me your heart's desire, my dear...
    Wet, raw bare back...

  • @deman182
    @deman182 Год назад +4

    I always go Darkside here and not just for Zare, the Jedi tried to Mind Trick me. That shits not very nice

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Год назад +2

    Keep in mind… there’s no underwear in space

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 Год назад +1

    Smuggler more like Rizzler

  • @anthonyju6392
    @anthonyju6392 10 месяцев назад

    Get me everyone. EVVVEERRRYYYYYYOONNNNNNEEEE!

  • @Jack_Mercer
    @Jack_Mercer Год назад +23

    Anyone knows if the chest piece Vaverone is wearing is avaliable to purchase or to drop?

  • @mandaloretheangry9043
    @mandaloretheangry9043 Год назад +33

    still can't bang the jedi

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Год назад +8

      That's fine, I wouldn't want it that way. She deserves better than that.

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 Год назад +1

      Yeah becuse the manipulative jedi is dead

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Год назад +6

      @@matearas7787 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

    • @zelos7413
      @zelos7413 Год назад

      ​@@wastrelperv how did that get in there?

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Год назад +4

      @@zelos7413 I grabbed it off the ground and put it in his eye. Simple.

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines Год назад +4

    She's for the Sith Streets!

    • @mrbuster3106
      @mrbuster3106 Год назад

      Better than Jedi - you ain't getting even a peck on a cheek there.

  • @DG-wz7qg
    @DG-wz7qg Год назад +1

    "You're about as wrong as a Hutt in a bikini" lol.

  • @Drewskii59
    @Drewskii59 Год назад +1

    i just know its sith red

  • @eddyeddyd
    @eddyeddyd Год назад +10

    Hot

  • @HandofOmega
    @HandofOmega Год назад +2

    What are the odds of something like this happening in The Acolyte??

  • @Calla47
    @Calla47 Год назад +2

    lewd

  • @monarc8347
    @monarc8347 Год назад +3

    W rizz

  • @maning04
    @maning04 6 месяцев назад

    It makes perfect sense for the smuggler character to be a womanizer 😂 I personally think that the Smuggler's storyline is kind of a comedic relief compared to the other playable classes

  • @Zackman217
    @Zackman217 Год назад

    Well now.

  • @blixsa1179
    @blixsa1179 Год назад +9

    I´d rather drink hutt bathwater

  • @92Mrbubbles
    @92Mrbubbles Год назад

    the box isnt even red

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark Год назад +2

    Not even a trading card? Or some saxophone music? Just a fade to black and you are done? Wow, how cheap is that.

  • @deltariobrown6617
    @deltariobrown6617 Год назад

    What type droid is that ?

  • @linda-0587
    @linda-0587 Год назад +3

    Yeeaahhh…I always kill the Jedi, she’s too uppity and snobby

  • @badfoody
    @badfoody Год назад

    lol i just shot her HAHAHA

  • @kmartbruh622
    @kmartbruh622 Год назад +4

    W rizz