The easiest way to "get them while they are young" would through "subliminal message concerts" that were organized by a "media baron" to "hypnotize" people into doing their bidding. That's what all those ideas have in common so that the concepts should all be put together into a plan that has a better chance at taking total control
Raph overexplaining things is exactly how I do it and exactly how my friends treat me. I also will sometimes start to laugh at myself too but I cant stop.
Raphael Chestang - Rank Room highlights: "so you know how a mirror works..." "you spent 15 min. explaining what a designated survivor was, and then breezed right over 'I will convince them that aliens' " feel free to comment more
4:15 Rehka: what if I made a cure for a disease that ran rampant- everyone is getting it- and I honestly probably made it...remember SARS? 2018: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Katie: I think this is a very fun idea. ^-^ 2020: HA! You thought, Katie, you thought.
LOVE RANK ROOM NEED MORE OF THEM FUTURE RANK ROOM IDEAS: 1.COOLEST BIRTH? 2. WHAT IS THE WORST PROPOSAL? 3. WORST WAY TO GET DRUNK? 4. BEST WAY TO GET BARRESERED? 5. WORST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM?
Then you wont have a sworm of locusts to destroy crops of those who oppose you, secretly poison (without training a ninja) people and animals, or create an invisible information network that cant be tracked via electronic waves
I mean... The human brain is like 1000× harder to control since an insect basicly is a machine that u can plug some cables and a lil chip in and literally controll it with a remote, i don'r really see that working with humans...
On the bright side, whoever has the human controlling machine can control the human who makes the insect controlling machine, then you can have the best of both worlds.
Trapp' s first idea doesn't need spiders or scorpions. Not only would you have an army, but you would basically control all food, because you own all pollinators. So people would have to do what you said or starve.
trapp's first idea made me think of "insects aint shit at this all-nighter. so we put a hundred on a ch writer. beees in mike trapp, bees bees in mike trapp"
7:11 "Thank you for being here today. I love having you guys here." "It's literally-" "We were required" "-only harassment." "I had to reschedule stuff" *Katie looks at camera in contempt*
I love ranked room! However trying to find the episodes to see if I missed one is like trying to drunkenly find a social media post you saw three weeks ago and didn't react too because you were late for work.
raph laughing at his own pitch to the point where it prevents him from speaking properly is funny, but raph laughing at the others' annoyance at him laughing at his own pitch to the point where it prevents him from speaking properly to the point where it prevents him from speaking even more is even funnier.
These people are proffesional Analysts.* These particular individuals seem to proceed certain expectations and due to their intellectual prowess, should be designated as proffesional analysts.*
The designated survivor is an actual thing, it’s one of the secretaries that sits out for any meeting (since they’re in the line of succession), it’s always someone different every time (if I remember correctly)
Step 1 buy trump a hamburger Step 2 repeat step 1 a few times Step 3 repeat step 1 but tell him you’ll give him another one if he lets you have the nuclear codes Step 4 Use nukes to take over the world Step 5 profit
Jove Joved yeah but you’d really only get a cornerstone on one type of salt, so you wouldn’t have the monopoly you think you’d have. People would just use the other kinds of salt instead of listening to your demands
It's important to get Tears for Fears to rerecord "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" and add "except (insert your name)" so that nobody suspects you of trying to take over the world. Important detail, but often overlooked
Raphs answer:Not sure the world would look to America Reika: Wouldn't America just kidnap and torture u until u gave it to them? Mike:Ya, fair enough, you could collapse the circle of life around the world Katie: Difficult to get to other countries
the best way: through the children! change the childrens minds and in a hundred years the world is changed as to how you want, this is limited but you can change the world easily if you do it right.
Fun fact is the Subliminal Message Concert is actually how I won World War 1 in Sid Myer's Civilization IV. The amazing Celtic Music of my people helped overthrow China (who was at war with me, Zulu, Byzantine Empire, India, and Persia).
Rekha's Idea
2018: A funny joke
2020:
No
* cue Vietnam flashback *
Definitely. Not funny anymore
i dunno.... still a pretty silly joke
Raph's first idea
2018: A funny joke
2021:
Raph cannot tell short stories. He's like a documentary that stretches a 5-minute story into an hour.
By the time Raph finishes his idea, Katie will have already taken over the world through the minds of children.
The easiest way to "get them while they are young" would through "subliminal message concerts" that were organized by a "media baron" to "hypnotize" people into doing their bidding. That's what all those ideas have in common so that the concepts should all be put together into a plan that has a better chance at taking total control
@@ArgonTheAware PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS EXPECTED OF ME
She really just predicted Covid-19. “Remember SARS”
How did she know did she create inspire someone to create Covid
It’s not the first time they predicted COVID.
Raph's barely stiffled giggles at his own answer are the best part of these.
greatjerb i concur 😅
Kat Whin I procur
greatjerb his laugh is actually amazing
Raph overexplaining things is exactly how I do it and exactly how my friends treat me. I also will sometimes start to laugh at myself too but I cant stop.
I love all the "mmmm's" of acknowledgement in this series.
Mmm
Raphael Chestang - Rank Room highlights: "so you know how a mirror works..." "you spent 15 min. explaining what a designated survivor was, and then breezed right over 'I will convince them that aliens' " feel free to comment more
I'm very late but him barely able to speak when describing the sexiest way to die
bro that was so good. Like he speaks as if he is saying the most sacrilegious shit possible, but then its just "death by cunnulingus" lmao@@5Amigos32
Dissapointed Raph: "I thought this army would have spiders."
Read this as he said it made it so much better he sounds so defeated
4:15 Rehka: what if I made a cure for a disease that ran rampant- everyone is getting it- and I honestly probably made it...remember SARS?
2018: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katie: I think this is a very fun idea. ^-^
2020: HA! You thought, Katie, you thought.
She's enacting her plan
well Rekha's first idea sure didn't age well... "Remember SARS?" lol
2nd one (secret cure) is funny for anyone watching this in 2020
lol yeah
@@jackbrooks0334 you said that in 2021
Still hasn’t been fully fixed
Nah 2021 for the win
She even mentioned SARS
Maybe the REAL Katie Marovitch was the friends we made along the way.
Enthused Norseman argh where is that from it’s killing me
AdamC the good place
Art Kidnapped Me thank you!!
@@artkidnappedme5364 Wait, what? I think The Good Place just used that line, but I don't know where it's ACTUALLY from.
Katie is Hitlers great great great granddaughter
Remember SARS? Me in quarantine to avoid the Coronavirus: 😂
make a sketch called “raf laughing at things”
Don’t you mean Af?
Such as the Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britain?
@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 hahaha nice cut.
LOVE RANK ROOM NEED MORE OF THEM
FUTURE RANK ROOM IDEAS:
1.COOLEST BIRTH?
2. WHAT IS THE WORST PROPOSAL?
3. WORST WAY TO GET DRUNK?
4. BEST WAY TO GET BARRESERED?
5. WORST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM?
"Being a congressman isn't hard....step one.............reeeaaaad...."
“Remember SARS?”
2020 people: “Which one?”
Was about to comment "Um, actually... Scorpions are not insects, they are actually arachnids" but Mike buzzed in faster
Anyone notice Reika basically explained the plot of “The Rain”
And Katie explained Voldemort
I cannot get enough of the way Katie talks in these videos.
"Remember SARS?" Barely, but that doesn't have shit on the new coronavirus.
SARS-CVD-19 (a.k.a. Covid 19) The current virus and SARS are both types of coronavirus and are genetically right next to each other.
*_Just unleash Adam onto the world_*
It has already begun
You’re meant to take it over, not drive everyone mad!
oooooh good one!
@@wiggy5700 too late obi wan
Please do
I have a question that The Rank Room should answer : What is the worst way to announce a marriage proposal?
Wow, they actually did that
This, Um Actually, and the CEO series are really enjoyable
gitadine The CEO one kills me 😂
Tbh anything Brennan touches is gold
Their D&D series is hilarious too :)
gitadine also the Google as a person series from a few years ago.
+
good to see Rheyka making her own plans come true with the "corona virus", follow your dreams girl
We, as humans, just came to a scenario where someone said “If spiders aren’t in your army, your army ain’t shit” and it somehow was warranted.
Best way is clearly by SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTIONS
You were so wrong
@@wowsome895 were they though ? Like corona basically seize the means of production for must non essential industries
Oh nice
@@wowsome895only if you dont know what the words mean
Raph's TRUE plan, just keep talking until we all just give him the world.
The only one who can stop him is Kanye West.
that would make a funny skit tbh
That aged well
Really well
I love that raph's idea is literally just Ozymandia's plan from Watchmen
I 👏 need 👏 you 👏 to 👏 be 👏 better 👏 at 👏 this 👏
“Dramatically toss aside”
Trapp: Gently places it on the floor
Why would you come up with a machine that can control insects when you can come up with one that can control humans, cut out the middle man?
naa wheres the fun in that? if I cant take over the world with an army of ladybugs I dont see the point in ruling it at all
Then you wont have a sworm of locusts to destroy crops of those who oppose you, secretly poison (without training a ninja) people and animals, or create an invisible information network that cant be tracked via electronic waves
I mean... The human brain is like 1000× harder to control since an insect basicly is a machine that u can plug some cables and a lil chip in and literally controll it with a remote, i don'r really see that working with humans...
On the bright side, whoever has the human controlling machine can control the human who makes the insect controlling machine, then you can have the best of both worlds.
Because making a machine that could control human minds would be unethical. Duh.
Raph’s second pitch only took about 2 minutes, but it felt like 30 years
So early. Also Katie leading the discussion on world domination makes soooo much sense.
She could barely lead her own show! For a moment, I forgot it was hers hahahaha
She just low-key created a think tank.
Step 1: complete
What about Katie leading a discussion on cocaine?
@@keep7smiling You misspelled 'demonstration'.
@@meloD30 nice one ;)
Raph's real laugh is so wholesome I love him.
Piss on everything.
According to my dog that tactic works.
Can confirm my dog supports this tactic 100%
Anyone: * shares some common knowledge *
The rest if the table: *_mmm_*
I wanna hear Brennan's ideas for this
He wouldn't even have to think anything up, he probably has a plan to take over the world set in motion.
Trapp' s first idea doesn't need spiders or scorpions. Not only would you have an army, but you would basically control all food, because you own all pollinators. So people would have to do what you said or starve.
I love how in Katie's last one she's literally just Jafar
Raphael's suggestion reminds me of Grant' s "furniture store" sketch😂
The luxury of taking less than a minute to scroll down to the bottom of the comments section
Help I need 14,200 subs by the end of this week or my two very attractive girlfriends will leave me for my handsome father Kok
I'll give you 10% of the world for your investment 😂 I love these guys
@@AxxLAfriku you're _two_ attractive girlfriends? Player
I used to live with a Megan Wilson 🤔
how the
i love how you can tel which are raph’s sections on the timeline because they are enormous
For Raph's first idea, you could also just become a random postman and kill everyone else till you get to the top
That only works for America and it's going to be pretty hard to pin that on Aliens
Noah McArthur I’m in!
I think I could watch Raph try and explain what a designated survivor is for a length of time I would describe as too long
The next video is going to be Rafael describing obvious terms. It'd be a featured video in people's "soundtracks to fall asleep to."
I love Raph's laugh. It's so joyful. Love it.
Okay this is fantastic
ImKibitz kibz.....is that you?
ImKibitz okay that’s epic
"I don't need to explain for twenty minutes what an insect is" killed me
You can stop trapp's entire plan with a can of raid
Nice try but one can of raid won't stop a swarm of 1000 wasps.
@@taylorthenatural5509 2 cans of raid
@@jacobbennett2306 lol you're funny
Own an insecticide factory and start a rebellion.
Replace ALL oxygen with raid
Raph trying to hold in his laugh is big mood 😂
trapp's first idea made me think of "insects aint shit at this all-nighter. so we put a hundred on a ch writer. beees in mike trapp, bees bees in mike trapp"
People are laughing at the COVID joke but ignoring how Mike also referenced the Wasps.
So the next thing that will happen is that Katie starts indoctrinating our children.
7:11
"Thank you for being here today. I love having you guys here."
"It's literally-"
"We were required"
"-only harassment."
"I had to reschedule stuff"
*Katie looks at camera in contempt*
Rheka's first plan is in motion lmao
This video should be investigated. College humor is confessing. Keep asking questions
Username checks out
I've missed college humour, so glad I found it again
This show in particular is hilarious, raph is always bad at explaining things
Trapp - Insect army
Katie - *SCORPIONS*
4:17 *and that’s how the coronavirus started!*
"Get them while they're young: cigarettes, I'm taking the same approach"
Katie might be my favorite CH employee. Her comedy sensibility is so fresh and entirely her own!
I love ranked room! However trying to find the episodes to see if I missed one is like trying to drunkenly find a social media post you saw three weeks ago and didn't react too because you were late for work.
Thanks for the ideas ill be sure to make some of you my advisors
Doesn't katie already own the world?
No
She owns EVERYTHING
She doesn’t see race so...
she's already done the hypnosis one, but she still works at college humor
She owns my heart
Raphael: “I am Katie Marovich, the host of this show.” *Doesn’t want to say ‘goodnight’. (uh) “You may leave now.”
There are no arachnids in this army, and for that reason... I’m out.
Well, If you're out then I'm out.
Rehka saying “big furry bees” she knows about the killer wasps. She’s taking over the world.
1. ???
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. Then they’ll all be sorry
Damn i love Raph's laugh,
Also, the first two stories/ideas were used in Clancy novels
Is Kaite playing a character, or just being Kaite?
Same thing😂
Both
Yes, she is.
Maybe a mix
We shall never know
Rekka's first plan hits different right now @collegehumor
“Remember 9-11” *laughs*
Katie and Rehka really play off each other well
This is my favourite series!! You guys are gold!
@Jonathan Lumbreras nope she was right
raph laughing at his own pitch to the point where it prevents him from speaking properly is funny, but raph laughing at the others' annoyance at him laughing at his own pitch to the point where it prevents him from speaking properly to the point where it prevents him from speaking even more is even funnier.
Rekha's second idea is the plot to Josie and the Pussycats.
Rehka's first answer was the plot to Kingsman: the golden circle
I was thinking josie and the pussycats the whole time. I can't believe no one in the video mentioned it.
I was literally scrolling down the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. :D
truly a visionary movie.
It’s also the plot to an episode of saved by the bell lmao
Excellent instance of the closing bumper working in tandem with the final line.
This guys are professional Analysts
Is*
these*
This guys, are professional Analysts*?
These people are proffesional Analysts.*
These particular individuals seem to proceed certain expectations and due to their intellectual prowess, should be designated as proffesional analysts.*
@@lucozade8373 no
The designated survivor is an actual thing, it’s one of the secretaries that sits out for any meeting (since they’re in the line of succession), it’s always someone different every time (if I remember correctly)
rekha’s second them IS THE PLOT OF A TOTALLY SPIES EPISODE
The way Katie's fingers move is terrifying but amazing.
Step 1 buy trump a hamburger
Step 2 repeat step 1 a few times
Step 3 repeat step 1 but tell him you’ll give him another one if he lets you have the nuclear codes
Step 4 Use nukes to take over the world
Step 5 profit
Its a solid plan
@@JoveJoved if you get all your salt from one source youre missing out
You need salt from all views, gives a bit of flavor variety to your seasonings
Jove Joved yeah but you’d really only get a cornerstone on one type of salt, so you wouldn’t have the monopoly you think you’d have. People would just use the other kinds of salt instead of listening to your demands
4 year plan Yr 1-4? And then they'll be sorry.
Jove Joved Is someone salty about a president getting mocked? XD
so raph has been this wild from the very beginning cool
It's important to get Tears for Fears to rerecord "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" and add "except (insert your name)" so that nobody suspects you of trying to take over the world. Important detail, but often overlooked
Secret Cure is literally the subplot of Allie Condie's Matched/Crossed/Reached series
I love these so much.
I love these individuals so much.
I love katie so much.
I love all of this so much.
Rebecca G gay
Raph's first idea is just Designated Survivor + Watchmen
Loved this. Kudos to Katie for keeping them all in line when they try to take over your show.
BRING THE RANK ROOM BACK!
this series is EASILY the best thing collegehumor produces
It grew on me
1:15 this actually happens... there is a bunker I think and one department doesn't attend and stays in the bunker
The best way to take over the world? Two words
*comedy website*
galactickat WITH LAZERS their dropout scheme/tactic almost got me hooked haha
I would start a cult
Oh my gods, how have i not realized? They already took over the world and are just rubbing our noses in it!!!
I could listen to Raph all day. He should make an audio book
Raphs answer:Not sure the world would look to America
Reika: Wouldn't America just kidnap and torture u until u gave it to them?
Mike:Ya, fair enough, you could collapse the circle of life around the world
Katie: Difficult to get to other countries
I love that Trapp um actually-ed everyone that scorpions are arachnids not insects.
the best way: through the children! change the childrens minds and in a hundred years the world is changed as to how you want, this is limited but you can change the world easily if you do it right.
Fun fact is the Subliminal Message Concert is actually how I won World War 1 in Sid Myer's Civilization IV. The amazing Celtic Music of my people helped overthrow China (who was at war with me, Zulu, Byzantine Empire, India, and Persia).
Rekha's first one is basically the plot to Kingsmen: The Golden Circle
Or..... the corona virus
Mike: “bees!”
Katie: “physiological warfare on children”