What's the Best Use of a Time Machine?

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @Lil-Goblina
    @Lil-Goblina 6 лет назад +1729

    Grant just doesn't understand the many things you can accomplish while dressed like an owl.

    • @tguerraew
      @tguerraew 6 лет назад +8

      This comment is underrated

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo 6 лет назад +34

      Fool middle school kids into thinking they're going to Hogwarts, for example...

    • @joelistinsky3073
      @joelistinsky3073 6 лет назад +3

      I have been staring at this the whole video and I still don't know what it means

    • @smudgedout5979
      @smudgedout5979 6 лет назад +6

      Like terrifying Josh Ruben

    • @MWalkah
      @MWalkah 6 лет назад +2

      @@smudgedout5979 Not Josh, 'Cathy'. But a very nice reference to 'Come Macrame with Me'. Props, dude.

  • @quen_anito
    @quen_anito 6 лет назад +1161

    I love how Grant was so freaked out by Katie's story that he started sweating.

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 4 года назад

      700 likes and no replies, nice

    • @Valentina_hi
      @Valentina_hi 4 года назад

      Risotto Nero No one questions it

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 5 лет назад +289

    I love how Grant got off the hook so thoroughly he had a witness cooberate his alibi and his dad pick another suspect but that's still the best use of a time machine

    • @theiaraine
      @theiaraine Год назад +26

      even when you can avoid a situation with such a defense it doesn't change how embarrassing it is. Your parents still called you into the room with porn on the family computer.

  • @chasef89
    @chasef89 6 лет назад +173

    "If you're a parent watching this, that's never how the internet is."
    DUDE! Some of us are still clinging to old lies. Don't let that cat out of the bag.

  • @reesethealpaca4790
    @reesethealpaca4790 6 лет назад +1150

    If Katie was octuplets... would she be Keightie

  • @coolbeans7297
    @coolbeans7297 6 лет назад +341

    I'd go back to show Sir Arthur Conan Doyle every Sherlock adaptation ever created. His biggest fear was that Sherlock would be his legacy and watching him watch The Great Mouse Detective would be hilarious

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 6 лет назад +32

      You are very cruel.

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 6 лет назад +25

      Sherlock gnome?

    • @coolbeans7297
      @coolbeans7297 6 лет назад +7

      @@redsands1001 absolutely

    • @obviousalias132
      @obviousalias132 4 года назад +24

      Plot twist: someone traveled back in time showing Arthur Conan Doyle The Great Mouse Detective and that’s how he got the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад +1

      At least also show him Jurassic Park.

  • @ragnhiiildhermann6406
    @ragnhiiildhermann6406 6 лет назад +373

    But Katie, how can being the rightful heir to the Russian throne be any good if you have seven octuplets you have to share it with?

    • @Kookie-zv4bu
      @Kookie-zv4bu 6 лет назад +13

      Do you not know what a monarchy is? IF she'll be the oldest (emphasis on if), she won't have to 'share', she rules as a single figure

    • @asuspiciouslackofspirits4444
      @asuspiciouslackofspirits4444 5 лет назад +35

      it is downright scandalous that you don't think that the ensuing political battle, filled with much backstabbing and scheming as each octuplet contends for the throne, would be a veritable playground for Katie Fucking Marovitch.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 года назад +64

    “I’ve BEEN to parties with you before. You hated every moment of all of those?”
    “YES!”
    Hits too close to home on both sides.

  • @jabrettell
    @jabrettell 6 лет назад +171

    I saw a webcomic back in the early 2000s where a guy invented a time machine, but he discovered he could only go backwards in time, because the future hadn't happened yet. So in the end of the comic he was stranded at the dawn of time. I have never been able to find it since and I loved it

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall 6 лет назад +20

      Dude... if you ever find the comic let us know... I super want to read that too...

    • @happylilshit4288
      @happylilshit4288 6 лет назад +7

      SAME

    • @santiagotellez1505
      @santiagotellez1505 6 лет назад +10

      Omg the webcomic went into the future

    • @paolarosano8051
      @paolarosano8051 6 лет назад +7

      Leaving a comment in case someone finds it

    • @ninjaturtles4348
      @ninjaturtles4348 6 лет назад +9

      But that's dumb he could still always go back to the exact time he left because that had happened

  • @spaceheroes2
    @spaceheroes2 6 лет назад +181

    "When you think of Katie Marovitch what word comes to mind?" Cocaine!

    • @roda75
      @roda75 5 лет назад +5

      OMG that was my thought

    • @volcanoherogc6057
      @volcanoherogc6057 4 года назад +8

      No, it’s microcaine
      A new women’s product by Katie Marovitch.

  • @angelmalloy40
    @angelmalloy40 6 лет назад +648

    I absolutely love rank room. It’s so dumb. Do it always. Thx

  • @darksoulenvoy932
    @darksoulenvoy932 6 лет назад +255

    "If I'm dressed like an owl, I think it's fine." 😂😂😂

  • @minecci258
    @minecci258 6 лет назад +247

    Imagine the dissapointment when you step into your time machine, type "End of humanity" into the console, watch the lights flicker, listen to the sounds it makes or whatewer your time machine does, you step outside all hyped up, then you look at the newspaper and its just the next tuesday

    • @Sir_Duckyweather
      @Sir_Duckyweather 6 лет назад +24

      "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 6 лет назад +1

      Lol then bring yourself into 10 years ago, for the rest of your life.

    • @Kage617
      @Kage617 6 лет назад +8

      Imagine the confusion as it takes you to the past. Dun dun duuuunn!!!

    • @anitar1674
      @anitar1674 5 лет назад +1

      Literally the plot of the umbrella academy? 😂

    • @chrissiefirefly5732
      @chrissiefirefly5732 4 года назад +1

      umbrella academy

  • @OurFoundingLiars
    @OurFoundingLiars 6 лет назад +1077

    I was going to say stop the reptilian war from happening, but closing a porn tab might have to come first. Keep asking questions.

    • @LazyMe420
      @LazyMe420 6 лет назад +6

      Where can I find a good kitchen cleaner please?

    • @heysiri4935
      @heysiri4935 6 лет назад +3

      Something else came first

    • @Warkupo
      @Warkupo 6 лет назад +30

      I mean, butterfly effect right? Closing that porn tab would also stop the reptilian war.

    • @steven22
      @steven22 6 лет назад +1

      @@Warkupo thank you soooo much

    • @steven22
      @steven22 6 лет назад +1

      @@Warkupo I'm dying

  • @ShawnBirss
    @ShawnBirss 6 лет назад +177

    Freaky Queer Middle School Dance is one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard. But Ally being all into Hitler and stuff means I'm kind of torn now.

    • @T-REXCROFT
      @T-REXCROFT 6 лет назад +26

      @SharinByaku8 but you have no choice but to accept the invite. You will be rounded up by an adult owl.

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf 2 года назад +18

      She's not into Hitler, she just doesn't want to mess with our current timeline. Also she was leaning into Grant's joke.

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 2 года назад +13

      Imagine thinking Ally is into Hitler

  • @jobansand
    @jobansand 6 лет назад +200

    Save the Library of Alexandria, or get the Greek steam engine the attention it deserved.

    • @rezadteimouri
      @rezadteimouri 6 лет назад +21

      Kabir Kumar It would be cool to take pictures and visit the 7 wonders of ancient world in their prime... before 6 of them vanished mysteriously...

    • @DerektheDalek
      @DerektheDalek 6 лет назад +8

      Saving all of Doctor Who’s missing episodes is way more important... 😋

    • @dreadling7497
      @dreadling7497 6 лет назад

      ALIENS!!!!

    • @zeusdemi6858
      @zeusdemi6858 6 лет назад +4

      @@DerektheDalek Artifact rescue man, lost movies, books, statues, etc. Grab them around the date they disappeared, bring them back.

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 6 лет назад +3

      Give the Romans a copy of the US Constitution, plans for a blast furnace and the smallpox vaccine.

  • @diego_buenfil
    @diego_buenfil 6 лет назад +231

    I would memorize things from the future, afterwards I would go back in time publish them as predictions and as the last prediction I would write "all people with a name that starts with the letter A will die in 2020" then wait.

    • @fatetreat
      @fatetreat 6 лет назад +11

      My prediction is... this will happen anyways, also for people whose name starts with bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, eventually.

    • @Alex-tb5xm
      @Alex-tb5xm 6 лет назад +7

      Diego Buenfil My name is Alexander, but my friends have always called me Sasha, it’s a Russian nickname for Alexander, so I’m safe.

    • @AldenteFettucino
      @AldenteFettucino 6 лет назад +3

      Damn it, I'll be 21 in 2020. I don't wanna die before I can taste booze!

    • @hellfun1337
      @hellfun1337 6 лет назад +11

      @@AldenteFettucino looks like somebody's mom is reading their RUclips comments...

    • @tommo9176
      @tommo9176 6 лет назад +4

      This is so incredible. So all your predictions are proven correct, you gain traction and like world renowned status and then that is your last prediction and you just leave the world hanging. Fk me that is brilliant

  • @gabrielgiron5213
    @gabrielgiron5213 6 лет назад +27

    These unscripted videos are the best thing CollegeHumor has come up with. EVER. It's so entertaining and hilarious to see everyone in their natural state, not acting. Not only does it make me love them more as individuals, but it makes me want to work at CollegeHumor.

  • @gaminggumba8191
    @gaminggumba8191 6 лет назад +13

    Katie’s best use for a time machine is to kidnap a teenage girl and only let her out when she is very old as a trophy because everyone has seen a movie about how she was killed...
    This was Katie’s CHILDHOOD FANTASY!!!

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 лет назад +388

    I would be too afraid to change anything too far back, but I would manipulate time to start and stop whenever I needed

    • @originalneverknown
      @originalneverknown 6 лет назад +8

      ZA WARUDO

    • @damjanresek8474
      @damjanresek8474 6 лет назад +4

      @@originalneverknown tomarei tokiwo

    • @angelicabomination1699
      @angelicabomination1699 6 лет назад +6

      Okay this brings one problem to mind the only reason we can't push air is it moves so if you froze time with say a stop watch AIR WOULD BE A SOLID YOU WOULD SUFFOCATE AND BE UNABLE TO MOVE TO RESTART TIME is this not terrifying to you? Lol (sorry way into physics and chemistry)

    • @originalneverknown
      @originalneverknown 6 лет назад +18

      @@angelicabomination1699 No? The idea of stopping time has never been limited to the constraints of space-time. Either they are stopping time in the only way actually thinkable irl, which is to say that, time would also be frozen for them, and so they would not even know that time had been frozen as they would only resume perceiving things as it unfroze. The other option is that they surpass space-time as a whole, which is more classically depicted as them being able to move through a world that is effectively "frozen" in time. In this, more fantastical, option, you would be able to interact with things as anything that comes into contact with "you" is affected normally, as it surpasses space-time the same way you do. The more realistic you want to get about time-stopping, the more problems you encounter. You state that stopping time would make air solid and you'd die suffocate. But that creates new problems, like, why are "you" only unfrozen, what parts of you are unfrozen, what even is "you".
      TL:DR; Don't apply physics to things which are about surpassing physics.

    • @ekremkirmit6581
      @ekremkirmit6581 6 лет назад +6

      This reminds me of a quote, it goes: Time Travels are only for two kinds of people: Immortals and Madmen

  • @kathish1549
    @kathish1549 5 лет назад +121

    The raw lesbian energy radiating from Ally in the Philip Seymour Hoffman answer was a euphoric mood

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 6 лет назад +88

    Need Grant and Ally to co-write sketches,
    largely centered on Ally's aggression.

    • @Trollingunicorn3
      @Trollingunicorn3 6 лет назад +3

      chas ames i mean there was that murder sketch like 2 weeks ago that is quite literally exactly that

  • @iamsorryicantthinkofacoolu4931
    @iamsorryicantthinkofacoolu4931 6 лет назад +270

    If Katie could use a time machine, she would go to the future when cocaine is no longer banned and she can snort it whenever and wherever she wants.

    • @tguerraew
      @tguerraew 6 лет назад +11

      Being illegal never stopped her, I don't see why that would be an issue

    • @clawwer4404
      @clawwer4404 6 лет назад +3

      @@tguerraew there will never be a future when cocaine is no longer banned XD

    • @heycharliemot
      @heycharliemot 6 лет назад +1

      @Jack Hulls coca cola's brand wasn't an accident ;)

    • @Thieverpedia
      @Thieverpedia 6 лет назад +3

      So she couldn't become addicted?

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 6 лет назад +3

      Why would you bet on cocaine being legal in the future when we know for a fact it was legal in the past?

  • @TrickWithAKnife
    @TrickWithAKnife 6 лет назад +45

    Freaky Queer Middle School Dance could be a great film. Especially if that was the title.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +171

    Annnnd Katie mockingly saying that 'cameltoe' bit is my newwww ringtone.

  • @licitchaos
    @licitchaos 6 лет назад +220

    Cocaine! When you think of Katie, the one word is cocaine. Come on CH!

    • @Monetdehaan_
      @Monetdehaan_ 6 лет назад +2

      Christopher Taylor THANK YOU

    • @manognya6
      @manognya6 6 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 6 лет назад +1

      They are colleagues, friends, they dont talk like that. Katie is more serious now than she was back then.

  • @drothganger
    @drothganger 6 лет назад +5

    Yo, I just wanna say that the middle-school dance idea is magical and that should be a whole movie. Like, with a Perks of being a wallflower vibe. And there should be a high impact speech by Older-Ally to her younger self and all the friends revealing to them the truth about themselves and how it's okay. And everyone is crying and I'm buying this movie.

  • @dragoncurveenthusiast
    @dragoncurveenthusiast 6 лет назад +11

    Since I was a child I have dreamed of a different kind of time-device, like a savings bank.
    When you wait for a train, stand in line somewhere or are just bored for whatever reason, you put in a couple of minutes or half an hour, which you can then use at a later time when you want/need it. Learning for an exam, having a nice time with a friend who has to leave at a certain time to catch a train etc.
    I spent much of my childhood and teenage years waiting for trains or being on them way before smart phones were a thing. I had lots of time thinking about the nitty gritty details of this device.

  • @Varatil
    @Varatil 5 лет назад +6

    The [whoosh] of the Fertility Drugs card in response to Jess saying "You could kill your mom" is just stellar timing. I think my neighbor may hate me for how hard I laughed.

  • @highqualitywritinginstrument
    @highqualitywritinginstrument 6 лет назад +16

    "BUT I'M DRESSED AS AN OWL, GRANT!"
    -Ally 2018

  • @leninade20
    @leninade20 6 лет назад +16

    This ep was definitely missing Raph's barely stiffled giggles, but was fantastic all the same.

  • @jarvisjames
    @jarvisjames 6 лет назад +24

    Go back in time and get your younger self to sing hit songs on RUclips. When they get released, sue for copyright, or get royalties, kerching.

  • @millyroman7887
    @millyroman7887 6 лет назад +31

    Ally used a time machine to go back and undo dying her hair

  • @neilchavan1272
    @neilchavan1272 6 лет назад +34

    Honestly I would go back to when religions were created and see everything happen in person so I can see the truth about most religions, like the monotheistic religions and like Hinduism and Buddhism that’s what I would want to see

    • @remcothoen3297
      @remcothoen3297 6 лет назад +4

      This is what I was thinking, go see if jesus is the real deal. Maybe find a way to take evidence of the answer either way it goes, the hard part is going to be convincing people.

    • @Mykl0000
      @Mykl0000 4 года назад

      Dr. Blockcraft lol, but you can only really be one, so I guess be Jesus then go find everyone else

    • @James3-5
      @James3-5 4 года назад +2

      @@remcothoen3297 you can finally ask him whether "blessed are the cheese makers" is in fact metaphorical and refers to all makers of dairy products or should be interpreted litterally

  • @neeneko
    @neeneko 6 лет назад +49

    Eh, screw the butterfly effect, best use of a time machine would be to go tinker with various turning points in history and see how far developed humanity can get in the same timespan.

    • @dreadling7497
      @dreadling7497 6 лет назад +2

      it would be cool if you could see what happened if you did change something

    • @SomeTigerBass
      @SomeTigerBass 6 лет назад +5

      So playing Civilisation in real life?
      I'm in.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 6 лет назад +1

      That would be an interesting show or movie :p

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 года назад

      neeneko nah, bang historical gays

    • @justinphillips4450
      @justinphillips4450 7 месяцев назад

      Read the book "Aristotle and the gun" for a taste of that exact idea.

  • @redsands1001
    @redsands1001 6 лет назад +34

    Favorite thing among many great things in this one: ally reacting in shock to jess being into phillip seymour Hoffman. Guilty pleasure: Grant's following OD joke.
    Best editing choice: the fertility story. "you could kill her", awkward pause and glance then title card covering everyone.
    Agreed that Best use of time travel presented is the queer prom.

    • @zoedark1183
      @zoedark1183 2 года назад +4

      I felt the same way about the editing choice, I lol'd so hard, cause it just felt like, 😥"you could kill your mother" ✨Fertility drugs✨

  • @ArifShahz
    @ArifShahz 6 лет назад +16

    I will go back in time when the big unsolved mysteries happen and see what really happened then go back to future and solve it. I will be the greatest detective ever.

  • @dupersuper1938
    @dupersuper1938 6 лет назад +22

    "If I'm dressed like an owl I think it's fine."

    • @LittleBitch-ow8gg
      @LittleBitch-ow8gg 4 года назад

      Imagine the news headline: Deranged Bird Woman Steals Children From Homes.

  • @triluisgun
    @triluisgun 6 лет назад +12

    This was such a strong episode. At first i was thinking it started too strong with Grant's story but it definitely didn't come down after that. It had me laughing the whole time.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +51

    To go back, and stop the making of Hot Tub Time Machine 3, of course.
    Done and done, btw.

    • @Bananaficiary
      @Bananaficiary 6 лет назад +2

      Zach Arbogast no that’s the point of his comment

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware 6 лет назад

      But now that is done, then go back and stop them from making the other two of them

  • @aidreamers
    @aidreamers 6 лет назад +17

    Jess is my soul animal. I feel the same way about parties. Love being asked. Love getting dressed up. Love it ending. Don't love the actual party lol

  • @Stuie299
    @Stuie299 6 лет назад +4

    This was the best episode of rank room yet. You should do another episode with Ally, Jess, and Grant.

  • @JesterAzazel
    @JesterAzazel 6 лет назад +7

    Ally in an alternate timeline: I'd go back to when I was 12, and some crazy lady kidnapped me and made me to go a queer dance. I have no idea why she did it, but it was very confusing and scary. When she left, she just said "Alright, I have to go save Hitler now."

  • @dracos24
    @dracos24 4 года назад +2

    9:00 Had to doublecheck the date on this video when he said "it could happen in the next couple months"

  • @kappelikapeli1401
    @kappelikapeli1401 6 лет назад +49

    Grant should had just blamed his sister 😂

    • @CCartman69
      @CCartman69 6 лет назад +36

      She was his alibi! Never throw your alibi under the bus!

    • @kappelikapeli1401
      @kappelikapeli1401 6 лет назад +3

      @@CCartman69 what if she had bailed to make sure she wouldn't get blamed?

    • @CCartman69
      @CCartman69 6 лет назад +2

      @@kappelikapeli1401 But she didn't. If she had, then it's fair game.

  • @casketdancer
    @casketdancer 6 лет назад +2

    I was carrying around my laptop in one hand watching this while doing the dishes and I laughed so hard I nearly dropped it at "one of eight"

  • @elijahpepe
    @elijahpepe 6 лет назад +44

    I would police time, so nobody could change the past.

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 6 лет назад +8

      Slow down there captain Braxton!

    • @hrishiv27
      @hrishiv27 6 лет назад

      Too late. Look up 9/11/16. You just got bamboozled.

    • @brentvettel5343
      @brentvettel5343 6 лет назад +1

      Your gonna have to stop me first

    • @ninjaturtles4348
      @ninjaturtles4348 6 лет назад

      What if someone was supposed to change the past to keep the current timeline

    • @bonbon2225
      @bonbon2225 6 лет назад

      Just destroy the time machine

  • @haveoneonme
    @haveoneonme 6 лет назад +13

    hands down the best collegehumor series

  • @TotalElipse
    @TotalElipse 6 лет назад +8

    Guys just release the card game version of this show you're obviously working on.

  • @olajuwon8575
    @olajuwon8575 6 лет назад +233

    Changing ally’s hair colour back

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 6 лет назад +99

      Actually they used a time machine and filmed this before dying Ally's hair. Then posted it today.

    • @izzyperformingarts3855
      @izzyperformingarts3855 6 лет назад +1

      Ayyyyyy

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 6 лет назад +37

    I'd attend every major sporting event and bet on everything. I'd start a cult and become a prophet.

    • @Kookie-zv4bu
      @Kookie-zv4bu 6 лет назад +1

      I am afraid of the power you possess

    • @KreeTheBasilisk
      @KreeTheBasilisk 6 лет назад +1

      Don’t forget to buy the old courthouse and turn it into a casino!

    • @quietman208
      @quietman208 6 лет назад

      Back to the Future

    • @atlaspagura8838
      @atlaspagura8838 4 года назад

      Big Klaus from The Umbrella Academy

  • @geekwithglasses2897
    @geekwithglasses2897 6 лет назад +49

    Yay more rank room!!!
    This makes up for the dimension 20 hiatus

    • @heycharliemot
      @heycharliemot 6 лет назад

      HIATUS??? is this for real?

    • @geekwithglasses2897
      @geekwithglasses2897 6 лет назад +1

      heycharlie
      Just for yesterday and next Tuesday
      After that it’s business as usual don’t worry

  • @rachelrachel9152
    @rachelrachel9152 3 года назад +7

    I almost screamed at the hard cut after "you could kill [your mom]", also I'm glad grant asked that question cuz i was thinking the same thing

  • @jonocasuyon4252
    @jonocasuyon4252 5 лет назад +4

    "too bad he gave himself the shot" GRANT HAHAHAHAH

  • @rhombicosidodecahedron4821
    @rhombicosidodecahedron4821 5 лет назад +6

    The look on Katie’s face when Jess said she could kill her mother...😂

  • @spaceheroes2
    @spaceheroes2 6 лет назад +5

    This is one of the funniest videos I've seen this year. I love this unscripted content! These four especially are hilarious and have great chemistry with each other

  • @Anna-ux4xk
    @Anna-ux4xk 6 лет назад +4

    This was the greatest group dynamic ever I haven’t laughed this hard in so long

  • @TheActualCathal
    @TheActualCathal 6 лет назад +1

    The Philip Seymour Hoffman prelude is now my audition monologue.

  • @erilassila409
    @erilassila409 6 лет назад +103

    When's the next episode of Fantasy High coming to RUclips?

    • @finnyb3658
      @finnyb3658 6 лет назад +5

      Eri Lassila the Tuesday after next, I believe

    • @cdbradford7987
      @cdbradford7987 6 лет назад +5

      They wont be uploading past episode 4. The rest is on the website they advertise for during the show.

    • @Joshua-th5hq
      @Joshua-th5hq 6 лет назад +11

      @@cdbradford7987 wait what? Oh no. Dropout isn't available still in my country.

    • @louisfrey1197
      @louisfrey1197 6 лет назад +13

      @@cdbradford7987 no, they will upload the first 8 episodes to RUclips

    • @erilassila409
      @erilassila409 6 лет назад +3

      @@cdbradford7987 oh crap. That website isn't available in my country.

  • @NicAyBear
    @NicAyBear 4 года назад +2

    This video is jam-packed with iconic moments for me.

  • @tomleonard830
    @tomleonard830 6 лет назад +3

    I would travel to the Library of Alexandra with a team of scholars and make copies of all the books/scrolls before they are destroyed. I think changing the past would be too dangerous, but learning about parts of the past that are lost to the present should be safe-ish and grant us great insight into the past.

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver 6 лет назад +1

    The middle school dance one is just so wholesome and sweet im gonna cry

  • @maxtheleopard
    @maxtheleopard 6 лет назад +47

    1- Go back in time
    2-Steal uranium ores from Soviet Russia
    3- Come back to the 21century and sell it to Russia
    4- profit

    • @robertjoasilus5230
      @robertjoasilus5230 6 лет назад

      How would you store the uranium

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 6 лет назад +3

      @@robertjoasilus5230
      In a lead container

    • @sanjaytewari16
      @sanjaytewari16 6 лет назад +4

      If u again steal it and sell it to Soviet Russia. Double profit(maybe it was you who gave them in the first place)

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 6 лет назад +1

      @@sanjaytewari16
      Lol maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ninjaturtles4348
      @ninjaturtles4348 6 лет назад +2

      So your plan is to attempt to steal uranium from the Soviet Union and potentially give them access to a time machine (clap, clap)

  • @porkchopman8183
    @porkchopman8183 4 года назад +7

    "I believe the end of the world is far into the future"
    2020:

    • @Alex-rw9nn
      @Alex-rw9nn 4 года назад

      They said a lot of prophetic things in this episode

  • @christopherpounders3841
    @christopherpounders3841 5 лет назад +4

    Going to the point that either the last star goes out or when the universe reaches zero kelvin... and MAYBE getting to see the universe restart! Going off of Grant’s idea of the last date on the machine... also the idea of a time machine where you get baby selves can go to “freaky queer middle school dance” is a great idea... just a letter that showed up and was like... “come to a dance that you can just be yourself.” You guys are awesome 😂

  • @lucindaveloz2253
    @lucindaveloz2253 6 лет назад +3

    "I'm dressed as an owl, Grant"

  • @andjuggling
    @andjuggling 6 лет назад +3

    Grant was sincerely pained when he was told that he lacks what Philip Seymour Hoffman has, even as a joke. I love that vulnerability. Thank you for sharing your honest, expressive face, Grant. I feel you. Sensitivity forever.

    • @andjuggling
      @andjuggling 6 лет назад +2

      Also Ally looks like she's sincerely emotionally invested in freaky queer middle school dance.... everybody is more invested in their ideas here than in most episodes. This is the best episode of this that I have ever seen. Thank you for sharing your truth.

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 2 года назад +1

    Grant at the end of 2018: "I mean it (the end of the world) might happen in the next couple months"

  • @105hilltop
    @105hilltop 5 лет назад +3

    ally’s idea is basically the plot of the umbrella academy

  • @ryleigh0noelle
    @ryleigh0noelle 4 года назад +1

    Grant really just described "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • @dionneelsayed3890
    @dionneelsayed3890 6 лет назад +3

    This is my favourite collegehumor sketch by far. Katie is hilarious from the second she speaks. I want to be part of this!

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 года назад +1

      This isnt a sketch its a show they continoued on dropout
      But yeah its a great episode

  • @kefkaZZZ
    @kefkaZZZ 3 года назад

    16:50 “I will eliminate, then rank”
    Sounds like Katie popped her pants again 🤣

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 6 лет назад +10

    *Step 1:* Go back 10 seconds & grab yourself
    *Step 2:* Repeat

  • @davesecx
    @davesecx 6 лет назад

    This feels less like a skit and way more like 4 friends just hanging out shooting the shit. Really enjoyed this a lot.

  • @ModaTheYoda
    @ModaTheYoda 6 лет назад +40

    Id travel back to to 2018, when this video was posted.

    • @babydollface
      @babydollface 6 лет назад

      But... unless youtube ends, you'll still be able to watch this video in the future

    • @damjanresek8474
      @damjanresek8474 6 лет назад +2

      @@babydollface you obviously dont get the joke

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 6 лет назад +3

      I will pay you big money for your time machine blueprints.

    • @babydollface
      @babydollface 6 лет назад

      damjan resek
      I don't think it's supposed to be a joke. They're just trying to be cute.

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 6 лет назад

      In fact if you let me borrow your time machine for a day I'll give you $40 million after I'm done with it!

  • @abracabadass
    @abracabadass 2 года назад +2

    Ally having a full crisis over Jess's crush on Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the best thing in the world

  • @divijkhaitan1619
    @divijkhaitan1619 6 лет назад +56

    A moment of silence for those who missed that the Hitler thing is a joke

    • @totallynameless8861
      @totallynameless8861 5 лет назад

      @@mercurial-mons And the butterfly effect is present in everything, it's not unique to time travel. The world is warped irreparably by war, and can have consequences that linger forever.
      Being triggered by war isn't a character defect; in fact, being triggered or emotional has nothing to do with whether or not you're reasonable. Being a glib asshole about genocide doesn't mean you are insightful, it means you've missed the point. It doesn't make if you say, 'it's just a prank/joke, bro', it's still fucked up that you're laughing.

    • @musiclikerperson
      @musiclikerperson 2 года назад

      ​@@mercurial-mons it's kinda destroying a better world for a crueler one though isn't it, picking the one with more torture, killing, suffering and generations of trauma just so we can have the world we already know

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 6 лет назад +2

    Put together a collaberation between the Beatles and Wu-Tang Clan. Bring the ticket to ride in the muthafuckin ruckus!

  •  6 лет назад +30

    I see Katie i click
    I clicked as fast i could

    • @Koniakki
      @Koniakki 6 лет назад

      Yeah, same here! Katie is scary af! :p

  • @fournierman
    @fournierman 2 месяца назад

    3:05 I can relate with Jess, mostly. I can enjoy a party once in a while, as long as I can just listen to other people's conversations and avoid most of the small talk.

  • @kimbrolyy
    @kimbrolyy 6 лет назад +8

    But which time travel rules do we follow? Alternate universes? Closed loop?

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 5 лет назад

      I’m assuming it’s BttF rules.

  • @greene.apples
    @greene.apples 6 лет назад +1

    This is one of my all time favorite series on RUclips

  • @vparker1543
    @vparker1543 4 года назад +3

    I'm watching this on April 22, 2020, I feel that this is the time Grant wants to go to, to see the end of humanity. Staying indoors for another 2 months will do it quite nicely.

  • @mcardeur4614
    @mcardeur4614 6 лет назад

    I like how at the end Kate says “I hope it happens” but time travel will never exist.
    And this is when a time traveler appears in my room.

  • @babydollface
    @babydollface 6 лет назад +7

    This is my favourite show in this channel!

  • @kaipogonsalves3526
    @kaipogonsalves3526 5 лет назад +1

    I wonder how much people had to google who philip seymour hoffman was...

  • @bergrritothebeggoon
    @bergrritothebeggoon 4 года назад +3

    "He is hot"
    Ally: gay confusion

  • @teammunkeyhead
    @teammunkeyhead 6 лет назад +2

    Katie- "When you think of Katie Marovitch what word comes to mind?"
    The Internet- "Cocaine."

  • @sunflowercara8691
    @sunflowercara8691 6 лет назад +26

    Katie has Lupus?
    But it's never Lupus...

  • @TheMahbub100
    @TheMahbub100 6 лет назад

    It's really amazing how much you guys enjoy each others company.. Hope your friendship & colleagueship & our beloved College humor stay like this forever...

  • @AmodSandeepa
    @AmodSandeepa 6 лет назад +30

    Porn tab😂😂. Grant's the best.

  • @easybreezy9666
    @easybreezy9666 6 лет назад

    I feel like Chris Hanson is gonna be sitting at the table when you get there to pick the kids up in an owl costume and he is not gonna buy your time travel story.

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 6 лет назад +5

    loving this podcast

  • @niccolomatthewcolabres5164
    @niccolomatthewcolabres5164 4 года назад +2

    I googled Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I saw Jack Black.

  • @MosesEmmet
    @MosesEmmet 6 лет назад +8

    Go back and time and leave myself a note that says, “stay away from Glenda!!!”

  • @nunyabusiness7858
    @nunyabusiness7858 6 лет назад

    The best bit of "the end of the world" is you don't know when it'll happen so you'll have to pop out every hundred or so years to see.

  • @nicktheawsomeman
    @nicktheawsomeman 6 лет назад +10

    I have a question about time machines. So we know that it would take you forwards or backwards in time, but does that also move your space.
    What I'm trying to get at is if you go forward in time would you being Underground considering how far you move forward in time and how much sediment builds up. Or will be space around your time machine be altered to make it so you are still at ground level. Or vice versa if you go far enough back in time will your time machine drop a little because the ground is lower than it was.

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 6 лет назад +1

      It would only be possible to go forward in time if fate exists (which I doubt) So you would only possibly go back in time, but you are right about the place thing.

    • @dreadling7497
      @dreadling7497 6 лет назад

      six words "time and relative dimentions in space"

    • @halflife2fun
      @halflife2fun 6 лет назад +1

      dont forget factoring in rotation of the earth, orbit around the sun, orbit around the galaxy, and any possible directional movement through the universe

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 6 лет назад +1

      The HG Wells book the Time Machine, applies that the machine doesn't move and it got covered over and took 1000s of years to be uncovered by errosion.
      After that its been more common in fiction to apply your travel through another dimension and materialize instantly at your location with location in space also changed, the idea if your manipulating time the relativistic effects of space are irrelevant. (which is lame depending on the writing).

  • @walwin
    @walwin 6 лет назад

    I actually love this format. So easy to do with friends

  • @NotTheBelt1
    @NotTheBelt1 6 лет назад +6

    How is there already a dislike

  • @LucIndustries
    @LucIndustries 4 года назад +2

    Grant felt the daggers being raised to his neck.