5:10 “I’ve been to Chicago so it’d be neat to see how they represent it in a Video Game” *Whole game takes place in the 30’s* I didn’t know Phil was around during the Great Depression, that’s kinda interesting!
As per usual there's only one pedal in dsp's car, so its an endure in itself sitting through him hitting every god damn vehicle in and outside his path. At least I now know he cant beg and drive at the same time
He clings to that "25% italian" bullshit with the same passion as his 4th place at EVO. Also, I'm glad I got to see the "The guy" (31:10) segment live 😂
The hardest mission that is a side mission is the one with the UFO that you need to chase the UFO through the whole map and with no checkpoints and on top of that you are time
"How often do I eat bacon? The fact is I rarely eat bacon..." Yep, it just so happens to be that everytime you eat something on camera, it has bacon in it. Sure. Sauce: 38:30
OH damn, it's so difficult to watch him fail and then just spew complete nonsense about why he failed. At certain points I got so angry I couldn't even, clenched my fist as well.
I get what you mean. I still get frustrated watching DSP. How is it possible to be this terrible at games? Like every single one he picks up he manages to suck at it. I feel like we can give him something easy and simple like animal crossing and he would still find a way to suck at it
@@justaintfeelinit8742 It wouldn't be so bad if he actually learned something, but I guess his boomer brain is mush from all the late-night gin. Just keeps blaming situations or someone else, ridiculous. Also it's Tevin's fault.
@D Zuke this was an interesting insight. I actually had a feeling it was something like that. I notice he makes ton of excuses and i know for a fact that people who do that are afraid of looking like an idiot no matter how simple the mistake. I theorize that when he isn't streaming since no one is watching him he doesn't feel the need to impress making himself pretty decent or good at games.
My introduction to Phil was watching his original run of Dark Souls, where he never knew where to go or what to do. I thought it seemed reasonable to get lost in the game. It's a tough game. I then realized he asks for help on every game. I realized after that that Phil is one of those people that needs his hand held doing even the simplest task. I would not trust him to even competently mop floors.
"Uhhh things are bad out there guys and now I have local warlords coming to my door demanding tribute. So if you can give anything, that would be a great help. Jasper's locked up in the closet now because he kept trying to bite us ack ack ack, I said 'alright Jasper, time out'. I sent Khet out to go scavenging yesterday but haven't heard from her. At least I still have all this gin."
Gotta love how he takes more time trying to cheese the last section of the prison rather than just do it normally and be done with it a lot sooner. I've seen ten year olds with more patience.
There's a company that anonymously mails out chocolate D!%@# to people once you buy them, for April 1st 2021 we should all buy one and send them to phil.
My content isn't free, so if you're watching on RUclips you're *stealing* from me. Send money in some other fashion, there are links in the description and you can always direct wire it to me on Patreon or whatever I'm scamming with nowadays. Oh, thanks for the PS5 by the way, can't believe you bought me one already. There are desperate gamers out there who still don't have Ghost of Tsushima, so thanks again for blowing your valuable resources on someone living in luxury at your expense.
I remember in the original release of Mafia back in the early 2000s the developer had to release a patch to make the race easier because it was super-difficult even on the lower difficulty settings.
I don' think phil being "cancelled" would have that much of an effect as people think. DSP likes controversy and so while he'd lose places like twitch, he'd be on dlive and other sources so fast and he'd have an actual audience due to the amount of people who go "he got cancelled, means he's worth checking out" and, honestly he'd probably be happier. Also he might not know it, but he's really happy he played on medium and not classic. This would have been a cancelled playthrough by the time of the race. he would not have finished it on classic. But if that wasn't enough, had he somehow my hook or by crook got past it (or by reducing the difficulty for it then jumping it back up, like a significant amount did) he would NOT have gotten past the canadian job chase scene.
It's funny how he thinks that TIHYDP was made to ruin him but he's doing that on his own with the lying. I don't care anymore about TIHYDP it can't ruin me, the end is near
How did he forget about Watch Dogs? That game gas a ton of buzz before it released. I know a lot of people didn't like it but it was a major release from Ubisoft.
Maybe for future tihydp you should have a counter every time he says "Thats fucked up". Its impossible for him to see something controversial or immoral and not say something along those lines.
I literally searched this in the search bar and it didnt show up, i searched for your channel and it wasnt there. i had to go into my subs and look for this vid. yt cock blocking. sorry if my english is bad im high asf💀
One Drop Rule FTW!! And unlike Phil, i DID research the Proud Boys. BLM as well. It's called being informed. And giving a shit about more than just money and having fun playing video games.
Don't wreck the racing car.
DSP: "Whuat? crash it into every single thing in my way? sure no problem!"
the Outsyder is a saviour really, like turning water to wine? he turns DSP's boring content into an entertaining watch. always welcome.
Like Jesus himself, Deus Vult.
5:10
“I’ve been to Chicago so it’d be neat to see how they represent it in a Video Game”
*Whole game takes place in the 30’s*
I didn’t know Phil was around during the Great Depression, that’s kinda interesting!
💀💀💀
26:48 that "its the juggernaut" sound will always be funny haha
where does the original audio comes from?
@@Pichustrikesback i wish i knew
Its from an old RUclips video from a group called MyWay Parodys. They did a few hilarious dubs over old tv shows.
I believe most of the audio is from a series of old x-men parodies
@@johngaltwho2885 My mans a true historian. you remember good youtube
It’s a well known fact anyone can make fun of Italians without any repercussions. It’s a silent social contract
Bingo bango ey!
He's a full blooded Italian dood it's allowed
Yeah, we can take a good joke, and also the bad ones. Not being white, we got a thicker skin than most others.
Anyone can make fun of whites all together, who the hell gets cancelled for doing that today?
@@jonathandelvalle8282 maybe other whites?
7:43 Phil: Being a taxi driver isn't a real job.
Me: Is he really that thick?
Being an E-Begger asshat and playing video games all day isn't a real job either but look what he's doing?
Yeah his ego and sense of self worth is insanely inflated.
Was he not being sarcastic?
Yeah I thought he was being sarcastic and mocking the guy in game who said that.
Dude, Phil is a complete idiot but he was obviously being sarcastic here
26:50 I swear I'll never get tired of the Juggernaut always causing DSP problems. Lmao. Quality Outsyder
I love how Outsyder always starts his TIHYDPs with the "I don't care about TIHYDPs" clip from DSP lmao
a game about the mafia should come naturally to Phillippe Burnellio, the polish italian
DSP when hes in the vest and glasses looks like a short Steven Seagal.
As per usual there's only one pedal in dsp's car, so its an endure in itself sitting through him hitting every god damn vehicle in and outside his path. At least I now know he cant beg and drive at the same time
'nothing i could do' right after he drives straight into a lamppost at 1:00:00, brilliant job as always dave
He clings to that "25% italian" bullshit with the same passion as his 4th place at EVO.
Also, I'm glad I got to see the "The guy" (31:10) segment live 😂
13:37 This is not what DSP told me his detractors were like, *snort* .
Phil is so skilful at making a game look bad & so boring to watch.
Yet you watch 😂
The hardest mission that is a side mission is the one with the UFO that you need to chase the UFO through the whole map and with no checkpoints and on top of that you are time
DSP not trying to kill any cops in the prison despite already having a 4 star wanted level is fucking classic.
I cringed when he tried to rush through the prison
"How often do I eat bacon? The fact is I rarely eat bacon..."
Yep, it just so happens to be that everytime you eat something on camera, it has bacon in it. Sure.
Sauce: 38:30
I saw a bit where he says "Have you eaten fried bacon?" "No, I slurp it straight from the pig" I thought that was pretty funny
'i've not done a major playthrough that takes place in chicago' *loads up this is how you don't play watch dogs*
"Dad: John Madden of Genetics"
gold lol
Classic Phil, thinking he can escape a building complex filled with armed cops trying to shoot him dead just by running past them.
To be fair, it's the same Phil who thought that running past your enemies in Dark Souls 2 was a good idea.
27:02 imagine DSP playing Melee holy shit
Tries to say La Cosa Nostra and fucks it up. Claims to be Italian.
49:02 i choked on my coffee cackling XD
7:54
The first genuine reaction ever from Phil
38:20 DSP admits to occasional cannibalism.
Too bad Pinstripe wasn’t a racing boss in this game. It would’ve been fun to see him make Phil roadkill again
0:40 That tipping system is mad sketchy its like csgo , you can take anyones name
OH damn, it's so difficult to watch him fail and then just spew complete nonsense about why he failed. At certain points I got so angry I couldn't even, clenched my fist as well.
I get what you mean. I still get frustrated watching DSP. How is it possible to be this terrible at games? Like every single one he picks up he manages to suck at it. I feel like we can give him something easy and simple like animal crossing and he would still find a way to suck at it
@@justaintfeelinit8742
It wouldn't be so bad if he actually learned something, but I guess his boomer brain is mush from all the late-night gin. Just keeps blaming situations or someone else, ridiculous. Also it's Tevin's fault.
@D Zuke this was an interesting insight. I actually had a feeling it was something like that. I notice he makes ton of excuses and i know for a fact that people who do that are afraid of looking like an idiot no matter how simple the mistake. I theorize that when he isn't streaming since no one is watching him he doesn't feel the need to impress making himself pretty decent or good at games.
My introduction to Phil was watching his original run of Dark Souls, where he never knew where to go or what to do. I thought it seemed reasonable to get lost in the game. It's a tough game. I then realized he asks for help on every game. I realized after that that Phil is one of those people that needs his hand held doing even the simplest task. I would not trust him to even competently mop floors.
Imagine getting that angry cause Phil sucks so much at video games. Lmao. Imagine even letting this guy make you angry. That's sad
Okay, that motorcycle chase was definitely him driving drunk. He could not keep that thing straight.
1:04:32 wtf with this shadow?! he's running out of the locker and the shadow still standing o.O
DSPs idea of braking is just to hit something till he stops. The funny thing is he probably thinks it's funny.
Still couldn’t believe he beat that fuckin’ race on his first try.
Just finished Mafia DE and now watching TIHYDP, was hoping he would choosed the Classic Difficulty.
Game is a masterpiece
Outsider yet again out with an awesome video mucl love dude
Yesss i love when a juggernaut makes an appearance hahaha
DSPGaming: 'Let's play some Mafia Game HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Me: "NOOOOOO!!!!"
From the very first minute, he's a getaway driver and his instinct is to pause and look at the map
58:59 Instant replay please.
It’s like he doesn’t understand the concepts of driving and momentum
7:28 good seeing ya still use that clip 😂
What if DarkSydePhil was in a zombie apocalypse?
He would be perfectly safe. Zombies go for brains.
He wouldn't brace his arm or hold the gun correctly, then complain about how firing a weapon in real life isn't realistic.
"Uhhh things are bad out there guys and now I have local warlords coming to my door demanding tribute. So if you can give anything, that would be a great help. Jasper's locked up in the closet now because he kept trying to bite us ack ack ack, I said 'alright Jasper, time out'. I sent Khet out to go scavenging yesterday but haven't heard from her. At least I still have all this gin."
Gotta love how he takes more time trying to cheese the last section of the prison rather than just do it normally and be done with it a lot sooner. I've seen ten year olds with more patience.
"Try not to wreak the car"
Wrecks car and loses most of his health
I never had the cops chased me when I was doing the taxi missions
Only happened to me once and i just felt embarrassed
There's a company that anonymously mails out chocolate D!%@# to people once you buy them, for April 1st 2021 we should all buy one and send them to phil.
I’m 75% Italian and I prohibit Phil from making Italian jokes.
Not because words are offensive, but because his jokes are beyond stupid.
“I been waiting for this shit all my mother fuckin life”!🤣
2.00 through the dsp translator. “ I’m too lazy to Edit my play through to remove the music so please give me more money”,
You know what Really Pissed me off Phil Claims the Takedown didn't work when he wasn't even close to that guard Paulie was distracting
1:05:38 Phil trying to be intimidating 💀
58:48 i've laughed so much xDDDDDDDDDDD
was looking forward to this xD since it has driving and all that
big ups
Dsp “It was so DARK Boi !” Me “ We know Dsp We know “🤣🤣😂
so a rival car tries to overtake him, "he tried to cheat" dsp logic right there
so lucky with the race,if he hadnt connected with that car it would have passed himlol
"suck it right off" im sure that isnt gonna get clipped later
Turnbull was a good man
My content isn't free, so if you're watching on RUclips you're *stealing* from me. Send money in some other fashion, there are links in the description and you can always direct wire it to me on Patreon or whatever I'm scamming with nowadays.
Oh, thanks for the PS5 by the way, can't believe you bought me one already. There are desperate gamers out there who still don't have Ghost of Tsushima, so thanks again for blowing your valuable resources on someone living in luxury at your expense.
Why was he trying to run past all the cops around 1:09:00?
Best way to lose them on this mission
Why is the quality so compressed in this video? @The Outsyder
Don't you have the Worst type of NIGHTMARES with Down Pigs by this Point?
Damn he beat the race in less tries than I. Granted I was playing on Mouse and Ieyboard like a dunce.
I remember in the original release of Mafia back in the early 2000s the developer had to release a patch to make the race easier because it was super-difficult even on the lower difficulty settings.
I despise that race 😄
Yes Phil, read chat while driving in the game...
Spaghetti Lamborghini dsp is a stinky
Watched this to specifically see how he does on the race sections😂😂😂
I don' think phil being "cancelled" would have that much of an effect as people think. DSP likes controversy and so while he'd lose places like twitch, he'd be on dlive and other sources so fast and he'd have an actual audience due to the amount of people who go "he got cancelled, means he's worth checking out" and, honestly he'd probably be happier.
Also he might not know it, but he's really happy he played on medium and not classic. This would have been a cancelled playthrough by the time of the race. he would not have finished it on classic. But if that wasn't enough, had he somehow my hook or by crook got past it (or by reducing the difficulty for it then jumping it back up, like a significant amount did) he would NOT have gotten past the canadian job chase scene.
It's funny how he thinks that TIHYDP was made to ruin him but he's doing that on his own with the lying. I don't care anymore about TIHYDP it can't ruin me, the end is near
How did he forget about Watch Dogs? That game gas a ton of buzz before it released. I know a lot of people didn't like it but it was a major release from Ubisoft.
As a 100% Italian, I sort of feel sorry for Phil...but I gotta revoke his Italianicity card here. Bipity bopity is too far!
Can you take away his greasy pig card
He just needs to diet and shower a bit more often and those problems will sort themselves out.
@@kinghoodofmousekind2906 which he will never do
Pure Italian Playthrough
Dsp is only 25 percent Italian! Considering his work ethic I thought he was hundred percent.
what is the game that is at 0:50
Mass Effect 2, clip taken from TIHYDP Mass Effect 2 Second Run (2020).
@@The0utsyder thanks for the info am love space gamnes and am playing Mass Effect at the min
running man more like failure man DSP 🤣🤣🤣🤣
my dad was a mix of european countries lul.
Maybe for future tihydp you should have a counter every time he says "Thats fucked up". Its impossible for him to see something controversial or immoral and not say something along those lines.
I wish he play classic mode for the race mission
I've never tried the first Mafia. Mafia 2 is where I started.
I played the 1st Mafia and I loved it back when it 1st came out. I want to try the remake.
@@masterlee1988 Mafia was fookin sick dood, i played it when i was in high school haha
I don't think I've ever been this early to a video... What.......what do I do with my hands..?
same ackackack
Hold them like a surgeon who just scrubbed his hands
Oh I can think of something ;)
I literally searched this in the search bar and it didnt show up, i searched for your channel and it wasnt there. i had to go into my subs and look for this vid. yt cock blocking. sorry if my english is bad im high asf💀
Bruuh completed the game in 1 day while he takes 8 years and he sucks at the game the sergio chase wasnt hard at all
1:18:08 When did he said that disgusting statement?
What "disgusting statement"? Sounds quite reasonable to me. What part of it do you disagree with?
I’m just saying, you don’t need to do this but can you not have an intro but it’s repetitive but please keep the outro
It's not that bad, have you visited Lummox before?
@@guvernoren7495 no
@@birdsofdestiny6816 This is nothing
@@guvernoren7495 Yeah Lummox's intro is usually way, way too loud.
@@masterlee1988 ok
Outsyder keeps deleting my comments
That would be RUclips, I don't moderate or remove comments. Not even the "Hot girls in your area" ones.
@@The0utsyder do this is how you don’t play animal crossing
This was so hard to endure Mafia really deserved remake it was so good but DSP has tainted this game for me with has stupid Gaudi face
33:08
You have no rights to make fun of nobody DSP
If he plays mafia 2 definitive edition hes going to suffer a lot the game is at a horrible state with bugs and glitches XD
didn't know esp was italitan 🤣🤣
khotun khantent want to be edited!!
One Drop Rule FTW!! And unlike Phil, i DID research the Proud Boys. BLM as well. It's called being informed. And giving a shit about more than just money and having fun playing video games.
everything stops for cash