This is How You DON'T Play GTA III (Shoggoth Edition)
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- Опубликовано: 11 июл 2024
- First of all, a BIG thank you to the user "Big Boss" who suggested I check out this horrendous playthrough. Secondly, while it's been fun, I think I'm going to call it quits when it comes to TiHYDP's. This is due to various reasons but the main one being a lack of time to tackle huge editing projects.
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0:00-0:39 "Slow It Down" by MaGicXBeatS ( • Adult Swim Bump - Slow... )
1:50:24 "Fuji" by JuneBlazeMusic (juniperblaze.bandcamp.com/alb...)
1:50:24 Video clip from Baby Snakes starring Frank Zappa 
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Is anyone else dying of laughter at the thought of a guy just sitting in his home with the window open, while he's watching tv and every so often he hears a *TINK* ... *EXPLOSION* outside and some guy yelling "THIS IS STUPID I CAN'T GET IT IN THE WINDOW!" Then this keeps up for another 4 hours until the grenade lands in his house.
Cal Cali how many times did u beat gta 3
Phil would be a horrible hitman haha.
@@Lucas02000 It's harder than it looks
@@deathtrooper2048 Its still funny nonetheless but the trick is to line up your guys arm with the window.
@@deathtrooper2048 I've beaten GTA 3 multiple times and every time i've done that mission i've managed to get it in the window either on the first or second try, it's really not that hard
1:21:55 - "I guess I gotta use a boat?"
Very next scene, taxi's in the water. Phil really rode that train of logic all the way to the end.
18:23 DSP -"I'll give her a reason to be hot tonight! ;) *BELCH*" Yeah Phil you're a regular Casanova.
PandaLee likes classy guys i presume.
MrMcKane
Classy guys with a lot of money.
***** But DSP says he is constantly struggling for money, why else does he need to be reminding his fans of his Patreon page.
MrMcKane
He struggles to pay for her luxurious lifestyle because she want to eat out at fancy resturants go on trips and stay in the most expensive hotel suites.
Phil is being a big man alright. Showing up his "manly" burps. XD
That adult swim intro you made probably took more effort than DSP has put into his entire career.
32:00 mafia guys with shotguns = car instantly explodes
is that the real gggmanlives?
Yeah I always thought that was bullshit. You basically have to do everything in Saint Mark's before doing Sayonara Salvatore if you wanna 100% the game without having a stroke.
+Rbo SMF Land Mines weren't really a thing. There was plans of one in Vice City and VCS, but they were cut beta weapons.
Nothing he could do,Sonny Jim,dis is fucking STOOPID !
He's done this stupid shit so many times. In VC he straight up got in a car directly in front of dudes clearly shooting at it.
Still can't believe he shat on Scarface OST, but then, he said Queen is shit.
Imagine Phil playing GTA1 or GTA London. Rage quit for sure.
Rage quit? I doubt he'd even get the hang of the controls.
@Crystal Logik he's dogshit as a whole.
Okay some of the music is kinda trash in III but Scarface ost is one of there best jah radio as well and oh yeah chatter box
Talking shit about Phil for his gaming is one thing but being butthurt that he doesn’t like the same things as you do is plain weird
1:09:12 “Now I’m stuck in Portland on foot”- Phil; the day that his girlfriend took his precious car to have a panic attack
My absolute favorite part of this LP has got to be at 30:08 it takes him WAAAAY to long to realize that the trucks he was using to block in 8 Ball disappeared. Way too funny
Well it's not
The transition that happens after 2:34 had me literally laughing out loud
Every time he says "Come on!" my brain bleeds. These Don't Plays are physically painful.
58:12
CAHMAN DOOD
Then don't watch it
@@ultraninja_19 are you for real? you’re a DSP fan? I tought these videos were memes. You’re weird dude.
@@pedrxhenrique I mean I think his videos of him being bad at games are funny. His rage moments are too hilirious. I don't see laughing at something weird and I didn't say I was a dsp fan by any means.
I find DSP's limited vocabulary incredibly irritating. Hearing that whiny voice go "OMG DIS IS SOOO STOOOOPID" after the 5th or 6th time starts to resemble nails going down a chalkboard. Has he ever read a dictionary before?
I agree soo much
It's always so funny to see the cars he uses go from immaculate to "just left a demolition derby" pretty much immediately. He literally cannot drive it's scary for those living in the Renton area...
When he drove the limo into the river I lost it.
And that's what happens when you don't know how to handle brakes. Or steering.
Or basic driving mechanics.
1:33:18 Phil clipped through the floor to his death in a real glitch, but he's more concerned about the fact he drove onto the bridge too late and flipped the car because he was being an impatient ass.
The grenade mission right around the 1 hour mark had me in tears, I was laughing so hard! XD
i was lucky that i beat that mission on pc it is way easier
+LSR Gaming That mission is a BITCH on mobile.
Seriously, is Phil's brain in his rectum or something?
I breezed through 95% of this game when i was 14 years old.
MrMcKane If you want to cringe even further, be sure to check out TiHYDP Vice City by Devin Diablo Griffin and TiHYDP San Andreas by ChaffXGrenade.
ThatOldShoggoth Seen both of them, equally filled to bursting with face-palm worthy moments.
ThatOldShoggoth Phil just likes to ruin awesome game franchises, GTA for one
Yeah, especially considering that I beat those games with no real problem.
And I'm half of Phil's age.
GTA3 was definitely the hardest GTA game in that generation but this dude takes it to a new level, he just absolutely refuses to read game text or think anything through
When TIHYDP was still good and not ruined by chat hand-holding..
I literally did not know you could fail "Waka-Gashira Wipeout!" by killing all the witnesses. I have never had it happen.
ikr
No mission is idiot proof when Phil is playing.
During the game:"Dis is so STOOPID,MAHN ! So dumb.Dis sucks.Aaaaaaaaaagh." During the credits:"Oh,my God ! This is the best game ever ! It's simply godlike !"
Legitimately every game Phail has ever played
@@DETRACT0RD00MUh no, That's exactly how i feel when playing GTA 3
@@unchi1999 nice try, DSP
@@Jareb_Delgado 🤫🤫🤫
@@Jareb_Delgado 🤫🤫🤫🤫
1:13:49 is an underrated moment... From the way he says "OH KAHM AWN!" to the way his Stallion instantly catches fire after the cop pushes him off.. everything is comedy gold
Surprised he was able to beat this game, even with cheats.
Madnam If you want some real ineptitude, check out Chaff's TiHYDP San Andreas. It's the breaking point of the GTA LP marathon he did.
ThatOldShoggoth DSP was doing surprisingly well at the beginning of the game,and around part 90.
Agreed, everything was leading to San Andreas...
ThatOldShoggoth GTA San Andreas and Silent Hill 4 are the least painful playthroughs made by him.
Daniel Leggatt Yes,definitely a 2013 game is better than a 2001 game because it's newer and much more popular,I love the people that say it.
*_"YOU...USELESS BASTARD!"_*
Ray describing Phil's entire RUclips career in a nutshell, heh.
24:49 "Hurry the hell up!" lol epic
I love the very few bugs Phil does experience or little minor problems as a personal insult. Like the developers have come to his house and slapped him in the face.
at 30:08 it took him 6 seconds to realize that the cars vanished. I bet everyone saw that instantly haha.
I take full pride in the fact that I beat this game legit unlike Phil
I'm pretty sure many people beat this without cheats.
Osamu Dazai Phil didn't though.
I beat this game legit on a fucking cell phone 😂😂😂
@@osamudazai427 I did this past summer.
@@DEATHFLAME246 That doesn't count, the phone version ahs checkpoints and even a map
"im gonna give her a reason to be hot tonight *burp*"
17:12
*Claude dies*
Helicopter Cop: YOU'RE DEAD BIG BOY
DSP's nonsense during the credits was genuinely repulsive. I feel unclean now.
1:16:55 I didn't even know you could fail like that!!!!
me too,maybe we shouldn't kill all of the yakuzas who protecting kenji
Spectre2300 same
26:09 "Get a good vantage point then i'll commit suicide cos i'm a fuckin idiot" 26:51 *commits suicide 😅😅😅
"This is the worst mission
So stoopid!"
Every GTA mission
I admit I'm not that good at GTA games, but I don't remember being this bad at them. Some of these hard missions I managed to complete on my second or third try. This guy needs TEN to do them.
legends say phil is still chasing that speed boat in the ocean till this day
Still chasing it
@58:06-
"I'm driving at full fucking speed across the island"
"Welcome to the limit!"
1:01:43 - " I'm actually buying forty grenades because it might actually fuckin take that many." The funniest thing he's ever said and he doesn't realize it.
Leave it to Phil to always discover all secret ways to fail in a game
TBH, in a way, I can't really blame Phil in some of the missions. Sure, he still acts like a fucking stoned goldfish most of the time where as others can succeed in a heartbeat, but there are some missions that can be a bitch to get through. Hell, even with cheats, this game will try to make you it's slave.
But one thing that I despise him for, is him dissing the Scarface OST (Flashback Radio Station).
NO. YOU DONT DO THAT. YOU JUST FUCKING DONT. BAD PHILL, BAD!
+The Insane Gamer he disses most of the radio stations, you can say that GTA 3 didn't aged as well as Vice City or San Andreas, but hell, radio stations are amazing in GTA 3 and are one of my favorites in the series
+The Insane Gamer I know where you try to go... but there's a reason they're called Cheats... I completed this game without cheats when I was fucking 11. Why can't a grown man do the same?
+Juan Jiménez well for me i use cheats for this game because there is no large map and i don't play this game enough to memorize the design.
disney era power rangers Yeah, same here. It's not the main reason, but it contributes to the sometimes BS difficulty.
+Juan Jiménez I was about to say this exact thing. I was 11 when the game came out, and sure, there are slightly frustrating parts, but I beat it before turning 12.
Love how he was at the gun range learning to aim and shoot, then video cuts to him getting fucked up in a gunfight whilst aiming and shooting at nothing HA!
This is one of the most embarrassing things i have ever forced myself to watch, but 1:07:50 is simply priceless
Phil "do I have to get a sniper rifle and snipe him from down the street" me "yes"
4:23 “it’s fine with me, he doesn’t know I’m after him”
*Cuts to Triads Shooting At & Chasing Him”
“Fuck This Get Back In The Car” 😂😂😂😂
This has to be one of the saltiest playthroughs in general for Phil. Enjoyed every second of this TIHYDP. Kudos!
Also, DSP just started Liberty City Stories today and I'm thinking about doing a TIHYDP of my own for it. Any advice for a newbie at this?
Go fucking crazy and fuck up jis logic and add in some funny comments in th4 video while you're at it
bro his lcs play through is 10x saltier than this
Glad you went through with TIHYDP! I look forward to watching it
58:12 y did he sound like he was about to cry after he said that XD
To be honest, the game can be really frustrating and dated compared to other GTA games of 3D verse, like Vice City or San Andreas. Flimsier cars, no way to jump from a burning vehicle, no health restore in save location, lots of cheap deaths due to overly aggressive gang mechanics (sometimes you can even be shot at the spawn point), and what's most irritating to me, there is no way to view the full in-game map, meaning that you really need to remember or write down important locations like ambulance and Ammu-Nation. I understand the historical significance of this game and all that stuff, but nowadays it can be a huge pain in the ass to actually play, so it's one of those rare occasions where I don't blame Phil for sucking. He's still an asshole, though .з.
The fact that I beat this game when I was in the 3rd grade and I'm watching a man much older fail at it with such precision is a sad reality.
If you want to cringe even further, there's also a TiHYDP of Vice City and San Andreas (made by other people).
ThatOldShoggoth I know this comment is old. But, have you seen his Crash Bandicoot playthrough? I think it even tops his GTA 3 one now. It's so painful to watch.
21:28
(Runs over some random poor dude, wanted level rises)
"Oh cmon that was an accident!"
I would love to see how well that would work in real life LMAO.
Flariz yeah, nothing in the road made him swerve, he meant to swerve after losing the wanted level
Thank you for making this, man. This made my day so much better.
WTF this doesn't have the "Special Delivery" mission. That was the funniest DSP rage during that mission. It took him hours.
Only DSP can make the simplest missions look like a puzzle
Agreed lmao
It's a puhzle bahss d00d!
Nicely made video! Liked the jazzy jam in the beginning too.
wiiviewsnumba1fan Appreciate the praise. Thanks for watching.
Phil pretending he found out about the moon changing size on his own is one of his dumbest moments.
That laugh at 10:32 though
Even a 12 year is better than phill
i love hearing him try and rationalize his cheating
"I'm sure no one will complain". Lmao. He's getting paid to play games and he plays like a moron and then cheats. Using cheat codes is cop out mode. He complains that he didn't have enough money, well he shouldn't have died and got busted so many times.
9:26 that's my favorite type of music.
"I can't play this game without a map! There's no fucking map!"
There is a map.
On.
The.
Screen.
Pfffft. Tunnel? I faced the FBI like a man! Taking them out with my trusty M-16.
18:28 "I'm gonna give her a reason to be hot tonight! *buurp*". Ah Phil, always such a ladies man.
Shoggoth edition? More like mini-van edition. I have never seen anyone use so many fucking minivans while playing any GTA game as much as Phil here.
I love how at first Phil enjoys a game then continues to bitch about it the whole time till the end then acts like he enjoyed playing it.
Attempting to drive away from a really close cop with the door open? Only Phil, man, even after knowing that's an instant bust.
that's a bad idea!
For most people after the first time it happens, it becomes a muscle memory to avoid - like riding a bicycle. Phil is the type of person to forget how to ride a bike
"Once I knew what to do it was mad easy" - yes, now TRY TO LEARN
Watching this, I take pride in beating this without cheats. And for anyone who hasn't played this game before, for the last mission kill as many cartel members as you can because they all drop various weapons, and there's a sniper on the way to the dam so I recommend getting it. Also don't let the time limit discourage you to taking your time killing everyone and getting their weapons. That's all
I think it took me 9 attempts, It was an intense final mission
all other missions were practice for real gunfight and driving
Stay Determined exactly
Ron, what's your favorite Metal Gear?
SolarstrikeVG 2 (with 3 as a very close second). Why?
I swear the "push it to the limit" song is a bad omen for Phil, it always ends badly for him shortly after.
Same goes for "It's Like That" by Run-DMC.
Believe it or not, the funniest part, IMO, was Phil playing the "Smack Down" mission. I couldn't stop laughing. His sodium levels were off the chart.
I swear, Phil rages more in GTA games than any other game I know of.
Yeah Smack Down and GTA (the mission) are probably my favorite moments. He pretty much rages during the last 3rd of the game.
Oh god. I hope he didn't had a high sodium level before he did a playthrough of this. Having a bad sodium level can affect his health. Blood pressure and stress can accumulate pretty easily.
Sodium is basically salt. In the gaming world, "salt" is a term used for rage and frustration.
Zach Lawless Hmm. I didn't realize salt is a term for part of a gaming community. Thanks for pointing that out. :)
Yeah, I sort of misunderstood your comment from my explanation that have to do with nutrition.
Yea, that's some awesome trivia!!
Phil amazes me sometimes. Not a shred of forethought or planning, he just throws himself into a mission and hopes for the best. Then when he inevitably fails he blames any everything except himself.
5:15 i love his tactics and instant realization why they were wrong
58:13 - Hahahahaha...
1:33:20 rofllmao
37:38 I NEED TO GET OFF THE HIGHWAY
*flies off the road and into the water*
Thanks for this bud.I been waiting for a while for this.
You thank me *now* but wait till you see the video...
30:06 too fuuny how long it takes for him to realise the two big vans are gone
"here's a song that sucks so bad, you won't find it anywhere else" that was actually pretty funny
Very good job on this editing project so far. Me and my friend are thinking of doing a let's react collaboration. Man, no wonder Phil made so many parts for this. It's so hilarious to see Phil getting humiliated due to his stupidity and huge simple mistakes. XD
I can't believe Phil actually beat missions like Grand Theft Auto... the map knowledge and driving ability required + the glitchiness with the garage doors...
I was thinking he was going to hate "Marked Man" and that mission with the Kamikaze spank clowns. I struggled so much with those missions, and I play infinitely better than Phil...
Blissful Insomniac he has bizarre luck with things that are difficult for others, and fails where most succeed the majority of the time. In San Andreas he did wrong side of the tracks first try as well.
idk if you are still active on YT but this is of one of the greatest (if not the greatest) TISHYDP ever
*GamerzPro1231* check out TIHYDP MGS:2. instant classic.
Him going through “S.A.M.” 50 times and raging hard at the game had me in tears.
Joey :"I gave my word you were the man so dont screw this up!"
17:02
First Phil says fck this game. Then at the end he sayin I really like this game. I can't understand Phil
Oh I got a gun now. And it has only 9 bullets lmao
I love when he says he’s gonna steal a car in front of a cop then calls it bullshit when he gets busted right after by the same cop
Another person: "come on"
Phil: " Caaaammmm Aaaaaaaaan"
I always spelled it
"Aw khum AHHHHHHN"
Very good almost perfectly adult swim without directly ripping off adult swim opening
Yeah, I'm gonna miss making those the most...
Well if you ever want to work for them submit the ones you've made.
1:37:00 DSP logic amazes me
sounds like AVGN 41:38 WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
i couldnt make it two whole minutes
this guy is the worst
Can't blame ya, had to force myself to edit this playthrough.
Love the finale, Shoggoth. (stay DSPositive) Phil: "WHAT THE FUCK?! COME AAAHHHHHNNN!!!" Hilarious way to end the video.
The mission at 26:18 I did in two attempts. After 8-Ball gets killed the first time I managed to take out the enemies in time for 8-Ball to survive. I'm not sure why it takes Phil multiple attempts to do the mission. After the mission I even found a free body armor pickup after not knowing that the power up even existed.
Because you probably pay attention to things phil really doesn't
25 minutes in and I think this is the TiHTDP video that made me laugh the most. LOL. This guy is freaking hilarious.
Good job to the dude who edited this as well, that makes it even more funny xD
23:45
30:07 That fucking delayed reaction, hahaha.
Cole Phelps We're talking about Phil here. He has the comprehension and reaction of a goldfish.
Doubt ;)
He really thinks he entertaining. Even today he truly believes it
Payday for Ray
GTA 3 is one of the most nostalgic to me
Does he... have like... one brain cell? Like, is his brain capable of only holding one thought at the time? Like, think about it. Think how he always jumps to weirdest ideas about what he is "supposed" to do, fixates on trying to do things this exact (and usually wrong) way and never, ever questions them and rethinks the situation, and will stick to them until comments and stream chat tell him what to do.
What the hell?
+shinburner Corollary: at 30:05 it took him TEN SECONDS to notice the cars vanished. Like, that sounds like some bizarre mental disability. I want to say ADHD because it has periods of hyperfocus?
But Arin Hanson from Game Grumps also has ADHD and is NOWHERE near this rubbish at videogames, he just is impatient and ignores tutorials. Maybe Phil's ADHD is more serious? Who knows.
6:47 Best transition ever.
"...leave my car right here, so as soon as I kill this guy, I can just take off..."
to
"FUCK!" as target drives away, and he stumbles into a firing squad lol
3:04 Bugged Police mechanics.
well, it's a bad idea for stealing a car in front of a police car, behind police car or police car passing by.
1:11:22 Lol what'a crush
Man, your comedic timing is perfect
Just start watch at 32:41! BWHAHAHA!!