4:17 "What the hell kind of place is this? Do you always just walk around asking for $100 from fuckin people?" Oh the irony if you put this in context to present day Phil's "business"
As somebody who played all of these games as a child, and still plays them every now and then as an adult, this is unbelievably frustrating and enraging to watch, but also kind of hilarious. I love how Phil keeps calling the gameplay "inconsistent". Dude, the gameplay is not inconsistent. You just consistently suck.
Yeah, I've seen Phil suck at games. Recently I bought the Jak and Daxter Trilogy on PS3. But when I heard that he did a Jak and Daxter play through, I waited until I got a platinum trophy on the Precursor Legacy and then watched this video. When it comes to games, DSP is his own worst enemy.
This game is so easy. When I first played it, it did seem a little hard because I couldn't understand English very well at that time but it was lots of fun. Now even after 5 years of not playing this game, I can still play this easily and get a plat (the only game I know which awards plats easily).
This is still one of the best TIHYDP's ever made. Pure, no chat hand-holding, raw Phil sucking hard footage of a children's game before rage quitting one of the easiest collectathons ever made. This is the REAL Phil blind playing a game with some of the simplest game mechanics in the PS2 era and he still struggles like an 8 year old taking a calculus test. Just beautiful.
Games like these make for the best TIHYDPs because no amount of hand-holding would've made a difference--this isn't like an RPG, where he can just grind his way to "easy mode"--he still has to follow through and play it legit. When he finally got around to Jak 3, he ended up having trouble with parts of the game I wasn't expecting him to. It's crazy.
"-didn't grow up in this era of platforming games, I grew up in the 2D era. So for me I'm actually suffering a bit here-". Dude, you are in your 30's. You were there for a good part of all of the different eras being born. Suffering? Give me a break, here.
As one of many people who has perfected this game, even as a teenager, watching this is both hilarious and disgraceful at the same. XD And at 1:03:43 , that's pretty much saying "it's not that I CAN'T learn, I DON'T WANT to learn, all for the monies and views".
Seriously. He was experimenting with the basic moves at Geyser Rock and mentioned that he looked at the manual, but for some reason he just neglected the Circle button. It's kinda amazing, honestly.
"I grew up in the 2D platformer era"... You're still growing up cause you're still a child... Me too, I grew up in the 2D era and when 3D platformer games came out, I adapted myself... Instead of going from left to right, you just go everywhere... I remember my first time ever playing Mario 64... No trouble at all... I learned the controls and adapted myself to this new perspective in games !! I'm sure it's the same for a lot of people !
It still kinda blows my mind to this day. An entire face button, completely ignored. Like, he didn't even hit it by accident or anything up until that point.
He picked ONE thing in this game to listen to and actually do... which of ALL the fucking things happened to be... "DON'T GO TO MISTY ISLAND" - Samos are u fkn srs.
mickle jeff's comment at 15:47 is incorrect. The eco beam mission has absolutely nothing to do with accessing the Dark Eco Plant boss fight. As someone who 100%ed this game at least thrice as far as I can remember, I know that the button at the top of Forbidden Temple leads to the passage to the Blue Eco Vent Switch that unlocks the path to the Dark Eco Plant. Regardless, watching DSP fail at a game my family has owned ever since it came out is nothing short of priceless.
There's playing a game with an open/unspoiled mind, and then there's ignorance and attention deficits. Phil tries to be the former, but ends up being the latter. He can't even play a classic without acting so egotistical.
I recently did a play through of this game. Knew next to nothing, spent some time in the starting area figuring out the controls, and never had any real problem with anything afterwards. Amazing game, never understood how he had such a difficult time trying to beat it
Because Phil isn't a gamer, but you are. You understand that to properly experience a game, you have to know what you're doing, so you experiment and I'm sure when the game tells you what to do you listen. Phil doens't listen, Phil doesn't care...about anything. He only does this because it's quick easy money that requires no effort on his part
Really? His excuse was "I only played for five hours"? The problem is more than his Jak and Daxter competence, it's his damn thought process. Not once does he wonder if there's something HE doesn't understand, it's "the game isn't helping me, waaahhhhh". "Grew up on 2D"? The way he complains, he couldn't get past Super Mario Bros on the NES! An entertaining LP features the player MAKING PROGRESS, and cracking a few jokes here and there. If you need to take time out to learn the game, DO IT AND EDIT IT OUT.
That's the goal. Phil play *very* badly, and sucks at understanding the basics of games. That's why DON'T play videos aren't classic LP like every boring others.
+HegHound 13 A lot of people do make fun of him, and I'm mainly just saying that because I've played classic platformers like this, such as Ratchet & Clank. Phil does suck though. There's no denying that.
I came back to watch this again, and I noticed something. Towards the end of the game he starts complaining about the "horrible" game design with all the instant deaths. That's because the early levels have few if any bottomless pits or lava and have lots of water to cushion falls, so all that matters is your health, you can always survive three hits. But the later levels are filled with more hazardous obstacles and many things can kill you instantly. So what he's actually complaining about is the very good game design philosophy of having the game get harder as it goes on. As soon as the game starts to get difficult it's just "cheap".
At first going through some of these TIHYDP compilations I was a little tempted to give Phil the benefit of the doubt. I'll admit some of the games I watched do have their share of flaws, bugs, and minor annoyances (Motorstorm does have some moments where the physics gets grating, but it's not nearly as maddening as he makes it look. Same with Metal Gear Solid 1, and that was a ps1 game, so there was bound to be weird moments). But this... He makes this game look like Dark Souls in terms of playability and difficulty. Jak & Daxter... A colorful open world successor to Naughty Dog's classic platformer series, Crash Bandicoot... And most importantly: Rated E for *Everyone*! *Children* play this game! And they play it very well! Children don't constantly blame every mistake made on the game itself. Children have infinitely more maturity and integrity than this guy. It astonishes me how anyone could see a legitimate reason to actually *pay* this guy to play games badly on a regular basis.
I sometimes have to meet Phil halfway on some occasions, too. Like, I've had experience with Jak II since it first came out on the PS2, so I'm a bit biased 'cause I know the finer details of the game, but I definitely get some issues he might have from time to time (doesn't make it any less hilarious when he loses his shit, though). It's his inability to know what's actually the game's fault or when he should accept responsibility for his own mistakes that irks me.
"What the fuck, he slid off the bridge" It's called snowy mountain, there is fucking ice which causes you to slip. Does this guy not understand basic fucking things
I think the reason why he sucks at these games is because he has no experience what I mean by that is he didn't play ps2 or anything back in the day all he knew was pc gameing so he is used to the pc controls and doesn't know anything about xbox or ps2 or any of those games
About that rant of his, his argument is right, people who were young that played this game took time to fidure out little intricate things about the game to beat it, and grown up people usually don't have as much time to play through the game as they did when they were young. They had less responsibilities. Not that this is excusing him at all. Literally failing to press a button for like half the game, not listening to what the game is trying to teach him and complaining about bullshit like "lava kills me" is not excused by that argument. Like that one guy said, "There's only so much a game can teach you". And so long it can teach you the same thing before saying "yeah, they get it". There's also noticing patterns. Most people and especially adults should be able to notice those. And complaining about challenge and 'cheap deaths'? Someone needs to play Kaizo Mario to learn the difference between challenge and cheapness. Also, advice for life: "Look before you leap"
The discrepancy is that adults are at least supposed to be smarter than children, meaning we experiment more efficinetly and learn more rapidly, and so don't require the same abundance of time to learn or infer things. DSP is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
Jak 2 was the hardest in the series, that would be definitely hilarious to watch him fail on that one, the races against Erol will make him throw his controller.
Imagine 'DSP Plays Spyro': "What?! I'm using the fire breath on these silver guys, but they don't even die! They just turn red for a second and kill me instantly! The game doesn't tell me what to do! This is BULLshit!" "What the fuck, I can't catch these blue guys with the eggs, this is RIDICULISSS! The speed must be bugged or something! GREAT JOB, developers! Make an enemy I can't even catch!" (insert annoying cackle here) (just barely misses a platform while gliding) "What the hell, are you SERIOUS? I LANDED that! N-Now INSTANT DEATH! INSTANT DEATH EVERYWHERE! ... and it puts me ALL THE WAY BACK HERE?! INSTANT DEATH, DO IT ALL OVER! Ever heard of CHECKPOINTS?!"
Love how Phil says his own balls taste like duty? The insult is ridiculous enough and makes no sense but then he just even completely fucks up his own fuck up both when speaking and while playing. It's truly almost amazing how bad he is at everything in life. This is why we watch, none of us could dream of being born horrible enough at everything we do that we can quite literally captivate thousands of people while doing it lmao. Phil is an American hero I tell ya lol. Suck at life, suck at job, suck at everything, still be an icon. Even if it is essentially as just a mockery of what every grown man shouldn't be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For someone who plays video games for a living, he doesn't have a lot of gamer habits does he? For me when I start a game, I always experiment with the controls a bit to find out what I can do. DSP seems to need text that constantly pops up reminding him what to do, or a voice over to tell him. I find it hard to believe he's an actual gamer.
Late, but hey, at least you remembered. I completely forgot (and I was gonna tweet about it on the anniversary, as well). Guess I'll be back one year from now lol
@@chaffXgrenade imma be honest, I randomly decided to check a 'This is How you Don't Play' and I picked this one. It was a coincidence that the anniversary was a couple of days ago 😂
@@maxpokebruh27 Looking back to when I was once a fan of Phil myself, the camcorder LPs definitely had a more down-to-earth "real" appeal to them, even if they were still obnoxious at times.
You could've just looped the 1 minute 40 second incident and it would've captured the essence of everything Phil. What kind of person he is, what kind of gamer, and why he should stop existing.
I've been playing Jak and Daxter for literally two decades now- and I've never seen someone have this much trouble on Geyser Rock. This is going to be good.
The amazing thing about not figuring out the triple jump is that he learned there's a spin attack (eventually), and then never thought "I should attack this flying enemy with the omnidirectional attack I've learned while jumping." Like, even when games spoonfeed reasons to try certain things or THE LITERAL ANSWER to him, he can't work it out. Also, wow, 5 and a half hours. I can't go that long when I LIKE a game; it'd be insane to do that while enraged and having a rough time (suggesting I'm missing something). Perhaps concurrently, I've never needed anything near that to learn a basic mechanic. Except once, in the Telltale Sam & Max. You can run by double clicking, if you ever play Seasons 1 or 2 of that.
Wow, its amazing that he finds it in himself to rage over one of the most peaceful, bright and colorful, serene platformers out there. I mean, the beginning of Jak and Daxter is like taking a leisurely, stress-free stroll through a park on a sunday. But no, even here DPS manages to find something to rage about and act like the simplest game mechanics in the world are mystifying and out to get him...
That doesn't account for varying circumstances, though, and according to Phil, the game's all RNG (any given game), so maybe the game will roll success for him this time he limp-dicks a single jump into a pit.
This single playthrough supplied me with a lifetime stock of salt. Plus my children, and their children. Three generations of salt contained in one video.
I hate how the zoomer doesn't come to a complete stop when phil shouts ''DONT FALL!''. Obviously bugged driving mechanics. Not a single thing he could do about it.
Did he seriously compare himself to Jesus when he was going on that rant in the Spider Cave? Good fucking god, Spider Cave definitely is a contender for most difficult level, but it isn't *that* hard.
I replayed this game a week ago and I kid you the same thing happened to me at 43:26. It looked near identical that I couldn't help but laugh at myself for making the same mistake as Dave
Exactly. I KNOW I had my fair share of trouble with this game as a kid, especially in the last third of the game, but I was already comfortable enough with the controls to know that it was my own mistakes that killed me over and over, not the game's.
This guy is the WORST at EVERYTHING! Stop playing games if you can't even learn a simple control! X,X & O! Double jump and spin! Raging like a little kid I mean damn Phil, you're really pissing a lot of us off. It's still funny to watch you complain over and over.
DSP: "I'm just trying to figure shit out for myself, cuz that's what I do when I play games, I figure shit out for myself" and now you have the stream chat hold your hand through every playthrough now
I've never played Uncharted, but I find it hard to believe that it could be better than the original Jak & Daxter. Not saying that it's bad. In my opinion, Jak & Daxter is just that damn good.
I enjoyed the original Jak & Daxter, too, but I honestly think it's the weakest in the trilogy (Jak 3 is my personal favorite). Uncharted is fun, but Uncharted 2 was such a massive improvement over it that it was nearly impossible for me to play the original at times. :P
Sad thing is that I never beat Jak 2 or 3 as a kid. I got the HD collection recently and started Jak 2, but I don't have enough experience to give an opinion on it. I don't like it as much as the original though so far. I really liked the aspect of collecting stuff.
That's what I liked about Jak 3. Its still mission-based like Jak 2, but they added more platforming/collecting/exploration elements to it to make it feel more like the first game. Precursor Orbs are easier to find than they were in 2, and using them to buy weapon upgrades/cheats/extras is pretty cool, too.
Does the long jump within thirty seconds of playing the game in the tutorial Never does it again "God he's so slow" "If I was a tiny bit faster I would've made it" PROCEEDS TO LONG JUMP IMMEDIATELY AFTER SAYING THIS
I love how he assumes that whenever someone is stuck at a section of gameplay for, what he probably thinks would be, more than 10 or 15 minutes, they look it up instead of bucking up and actually thinking about what to do. That's fucking rich. I know I've already seen plenty of his bullshit (and not just his very poor showmanship, sense of humor and skill), but I'm still flabbergasted at his inability to work with the game as any other competent gamer would. Working *around* it is another thing, and something you shouldn't have to do. I'll admit Jak and Daxter has some rare instances of camera or platforming problems, but about 95% of his troubles are from him probably not even trying at all or just lacking the appropriate (low level) of skill. There are MANY games out there that would seem like crocks of ass if the player wasn't able to properly... well, play it. I don't even care that Phil can't play very well. What I care about is his constant blaming of the game and just how much he dwells on a single mistake, all like a fucking 10 year old. "This is STUPID!", "So stupid.", "Yeah. Uh huh.", "Fuck this.", "Not my fault. Fuck you.", waa waa waa, etc.
Pretty much sums it up. It's not necessarily the fact that he's bad at a lot of games (though that does factor into it) that gets to me--it's his attitude, and his inability to accept responsibility when he messes up.
Plus the fact that he uploads this all to RUclips. Even the most terrible player in the world (skills & attitude) could just not upload his videos and no one would ever know.
HammettSHREDZ I know in a game, whenever I just go "screw it imma just look it up" and then see that it was super simple and that I passed it like 3 times I go "OMG I was such an idiot why didn't I think to do that" where as phil is "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT"
4:17 "What the hell kind of place is this? Do you always just walk around asking for $100 from fuckin people?"
Oh the irony if you put this in context to present day Phil's "business"
43:20 "A fucking four-year-old could have done this better!"
Is referring to the developers or himself?
+Gabe Jenkins Probably himself.
A four year old could not only do it better. A four year old would whine less. Unlike Phil :P
"Apparently this led to Jak 2 and Jak 3"
NO FUCKING SHIT
LMFAOOOO!! +1
Sion Allona hahah.
I loved that
Phil has the problem-solving skills and attentiveness of a 4-year-old with none of the creativity or dedication
As somebody who played all of these games as a child, and still plays them every now and then as an adult, this is unbelievably frustrating and enraging to watch, but also kind of hilarious. I love how Phil keeps calling the gameplay "inconsistent". Dude, the gameplay is not inconsistent. You just consistently suck.
I love the suggestion that the devs just put in a RNG to decide if you can grab ledges this respawn, and for how long.
Yeah, I've seen Phil suck at games.
Recently I bought the Jak and Daxter Trilogy on PS3. But when I heard that he did a Jak and Daxter play through, I waited until I got a platinum trophy on the Precursor Legacy and then watched this video.
When it comes to games, DSP is his own worst enemy.
this game is also easy as fuck, like jesus christ dude
@@alexanderparcell2618 of all the jak games 1 was the easiest.
This game is so easy. When I first played it, it did seem a little hard because I couldn't understand English very well at that time but it was lots of fun. Now even after 5 years of not playing this game, I can still play this easily and get a plat (the only game I know which awards plats easily).
This is still one of the best TIHYDP's ever made. Pure, no chat hand-holding, raw Phil sucking hard footage of a children's game before rage quitting one of the easiest collectathons ever made. This is the REAL Phil blind playing a game with some of the simplest game mechanics in the PS2 era and he still struggles like an 8 year old taking a calculus test. Just beautiful.
Games like these make for the best TIHYDPs because no amount of hand-holding would've made a difference--this isn't like an RPG, where he can just grind his way to "easy mode"--he still has to follow through and play it legit.
When he finally got around to Jak 3, he ended up having trouble with parts of the game I wasn't expecting him to. It's crazy.
"-didn't grow up in this era of platforming games, I grew up in the 2D era. So for me I'm actually suffering a bit here-".
Dude, you are in your 30's. You were there for a good part of all of the different eras being born. Suffering? Give me a break, here.
Apparently, he was too busy playing Street Fighter to play anything else. That's pretty much his excuse for everything.
***** He ought to get a better excuse then, 'cause seeing him play Street Fighter has me doubting that heavily.
Phil
>Teaches himself double jump spin.
>Subsequently forgets about roll jumping.
*sigh* sounds like DSP alright!
Like a Pokemon that has you trade out one of its moves for a new one.
I've watched this 2 or 3 times now and his ability not to use the O button is more amazing each time I see it.
+Chris White It hurts. It hurts so much. It actually makes me want to go find my PS2 or PS3 and play the game just so I can triple(ish) jump once.
exactly
4:17 for a clip that has aged incredibly poorly, given modern-day DSP.
"I'll say something really teary at the funeral, like, how am I gonna get changed back now?!?!?"
As one of many people who has perfected this game, even as a teenager, watching this is both hilarious and disgraceful at the same. XD
And at 1:03:43 , that's pretty much saying "it's not that I CAN'T learn, I DON'T WANT to learn, all for the monies and views".
Feel ya pain too
+1sam234 uh... the game does explain the moves he was talking about
The King of all Awesomeness I know, it does, Phil just doesn't want to listen to it cause he thinks he knows all.
You have never perfected this game.
@105851845800052196352 You don't know that. Have you? :) Certainly did better than this guy that dies every 2 minutes, half the time to himself.
It’s quite amazing that it took him until Boggy Swamp in order to press the “O” button for the very first time.
Seriously. He was experimenting with the basic moves at Geyser Rock and mentioned that he looked at the manual, but for some reason he just neglected the Circle button. It's kinda amazing, honestly.
"I grew up in the 2D platformer era"... You're still growing up cause you're still a child...
Me too, I grew up in the 2D era and when 3D platformer games came out, I adapted myself... Instead of going from left to right, you just go everywhere... I remember my first time ever playing Mario 64... No trouble at all... I learned the controls and adapted myself to this new perspective in games !! I'm sure it's the same for a lot of people !
4:25
DSP: Can you lone me 500 dollars to play Minecraft?
This truly was one of the playthroughs of all time. Im genuinely astonished at him being oblivious the spin attack for 70% of the game.
It still kinda blows my mind to this day. An entire face button, completely ignored. Like, he didn't even hit it by accident or anything up until that point.
If he ever makes it to Jak 2 then I have 2 words to say to you:
CARGO MISSION.
That is all.
Someone send me a message when that video drops. Some of the parts in Jak 2 are legit difficulty spikes and I know the analpain will be immense.
@@Stiffupperjoystick The video came out btw
He picked ONE thing in this game to listen to and actually do... which of ALL the fucking things happened to be...
"DON'T GO TO MISTY ISLAND" - Samos
are u fkn srs.
***** i met u at lostpause, now there? scurry shiet m8.
Phil insults these GOLDEN GEMS! No one insults Jak and Sly! 30 years in the iso-cubes Philly boy! - I AM the LAW
Emigdiosback Never liked that character.
***** and daxter isn't?
58:35 Did he just ask how much platforming he had to do in a platformer? XD
When im having a hard time with a video game, i refer to DSP's lets plays...
So i can say, "at least im not as shitty as this guy."
I was better at this game when I was 7 years old.
Everyone Is better at any game than DSP
Labedincoln I thought you were dead
@@darkshadow-nv3nn you're thinking of Abe Lincoln
mickle jeff's comment at 15:47 is incorrect. The eco beam mission has absolutely nothing to do with accessing the Dark Eco Plant boss fight. As someone who 100%ed this game at least thrice as far as I can remember, I know that the button at the top of Forbidden Temple leads to the passage to the Blue Eco Vent Switch that unlocks the path to the Dark Eco Plant. Regardless, watching DSP fail at a game my family has owned ever since it came out is nothing short of priceless.
God damn, when Phil starts making biblical references about why he sucks at a game, that's when you know you have an amazing TIHYDP
That whole rant still blows my mind to this day 😂
My personal favorite is when he starts trying to reason with in-game characters
There's playing a game with an open/unspoiled mind, and then there's ignorance and attention deficits. Phil tries to be the former, but ends up being the latter. He can't even play a classic without acting so egotistical.
just think, who will phil blame when he dies in real life? "its a fucking glitch" -phils last dying breath
lmfaoooo
+Sultan of Spliffs I WAS BLOCKING THAT! C'MON DOOD!
I recently did a play through of this game. Knew next to nothing, spent some time in the starting area figuring out the controls, and never had any real problem with anything afterwards. Amazing game, never understood how he had such a difficult time trying to beat it
Because Phil isn't a gamer, but you are. You understand that to properly experience a game, you have to know what you're doing, so you experiment and I'm sure when the game tells you what to do you listen. Phil doens't listen, Phil doesn't care...about anything. He only does this because it's quick easy money that requires no effort on his part
Really? His excuse was "I only played for five hours"? The problem is more than his Jak and Daxter competence, it's his damn thought process. Not once does he wonder if there's something HE doesn't understand, it's "the game isn't helping me, waaahhhhh". "Grew up on 2D"? The way he complains, he couldn't get past Super Mario Bros on the NES! An entertaining LP features the player MAKING PROGRESS, and cracking a few jokes here and there. If you need to take time out to learn the game, DO IT AND EDIT IT OUT.
That's the goal. Phil play *very* badly, and sucks at understanding the basics of games. That's why DON'T play videos aren't classic LP like every boring others.
Brave Choir What I don't understand here is IT'S FUCKING JAK AND DAXTER!!! Its an easy as hell platformer FFS.
brasteen1 pt.2 is very hard if I remember right. But yeah the 1st is easy with trial and error.
Aaron Kraft If you're talking about Jak 2 then yeah I agree that game has some real ball busting moments.
*1 of the tiniest towns in all of gaming* Phil: I can’t tell where I am, this place has no map!
I haven't played Jak & Daxter before, and I'm sure I could do better than this guy.
You totally could. It's not a particularly difficult game.
+HegHound 13 A lot of people do make fun of him, and I'm mainly just saying that because I've played classic platformers like this, such as Ratchet & Clank. Phil does suck though. There's no denying that.
I came back to watch this again, and I noticed something. Towards the end of the game he starts complaining about the "horrible" game design with all the instant deaths. That's because the early levels have few if any bottomless pits or lava and have lots of water to cushion falls, so all that matters is your health, you can always survive three hits. But the later levels are filled with more hazardous obstacles and many things can kill you instantly. So what he's actually complaining about is the very good game design philosophy of having the game get harder as it goes on. As soon as the game starts to get difficult it's just "cheap".
"i dont censor myself but ill censor other people if they dont agree with me" seems legit
I wish Phil renamed his channel VideogameFailure
INIKIATHEKINGXX lol
+Rhaheem Heard haha
INIKIATHEKINGXX (Joke Drum Solo)
@@INIKIATHEKINGXX Tell me if you find a hint of self-awareness in this video, please. If so, he might do so.
I always come back to this video. It never gets old seeing a mid-aged dude fail at such simple game mechanics.
The Precursor Basin (the driving level with the purple and blue rings) was my favourite level in the game.
The Lava Tube was my favorite, purely for the level design. I love the low-tech, twisted metal appearance of it all.
"That wasn't my fault."
You know when DSP says this in the tutorial level, it's gonna be bad.
At first going through some of these TIHYDP compilations I was a little tempted to give Phil the benefit of the doubt. I'll admit some of the games I watched do have their share of flaws, bugs, and minor annoyances (Motorstorm does have some moments where the physics gets grating, but it's not nearly as maddening as he makes it look. Same with Metal Gear Solid 1, and that was a ps1 game, so there was bound to be weird moments).
But this... He makes this game look like Dark Souls in terms of playability and difficulty. Jak & Daxter... A colorful open world successor to Naughty Dog's classic platformer series, Crash Bandicoot... And most importantly: Rated E for *Everyone*!
*Children* play this game! And they play it very well! Children don't constantly blame every mistake made on the game itself. Children have infinitely more maturity and integrity than this guy. It astonishes me how anyone could see a legitimate reason to actually *pay* this guy to play games badly on a regular basis.
I sometimes have to meet Phil halfway on some occasions, too. Like, I've had experience with Jak II since it first came out on the PS2, so I'm a bit biased 'cause I know the finer details of the game, but I definitely get some issues he might have from time to time (doesn't make it any less hilarious when he loses his shit, though).
It's his inability to know what's actually the game's fault or when he should accept responsibility for his own mistakes that irks me.
04:18 Should be a clip. Phil asks for $150 from random people every stream now.
Phil could find a way to lose a graphic novel 'game'.
Phil could find a way of dying in Kirby
KarlJC1411 he could find a way for his human character to die in Pokémon lmao
"I'm 90 years old and my balls still haven't dropped!!"
R.I.P lungs
"What the fuck, he slid off the bridge" It's called snowy mountain, there is fucking ice which causes you to slip. Does this guy not understand basic fucking things
I've never seen someone so bad at a videogame in my enitre life
I'm just going to be that guy and say that Klaww was an easy as hell boss fight.
Don't worry, you're not being "that guy" here--I totally agree on this boss fight being easy.
I think the reason why he sucks at these games is because he has no experience what I mean by that is he didn't play ps2 or anything back in the day all he knew was pc gameing so he is used to the pc controls and doesn't know anything about xbox or ps2 or any of those games
***** All of the bosses in this game are easy.
SaurusHam In the words of Dante from DMC to Klaww, "Go to hell!" Insults to live by.
SaurusHam the entire game was easy as hell lol
I was 11 years old when I first beat this game.
I find it remarkable how a fat 30+ year old has trouble playing it.
it's okay I was 7 when I beat this the first time back in 2001. Phil just fails at his 'profession' it saddens me so.
He probably isn't fat, but yeah, he's pretty bad.
+Ratchet Wrench Oh no, he is fat.
Yeah, I know that now.
Man, one of the few moments where Phil has a small victory and then 30:12 happens...
I fucking died at that part LOL.
"It looks like it will only open if we fill it with all 100 power cells." "OH FUCK THA-"
Does Phil ever figure out the spin attack at all?
You missed a very PATHETIC death where he went to fight Gol and Maia on a moving platform... AND FELL OFF!
you actually die instantly in sly cooper when you touch anything..
About that rant of his, his argument is right, people who were young that played this game took time to fidure out little intricate things about the game to beat it, and grown up people usually don't have as much time to play through the game as they did when they were young. They had less responsibilities.
Not that this is excusing him at all. Literally failing to press a button for like half the game, not listening to what the game is trying to teach him and complaining about bullshit like "lava kills me" is not excused by that argument. Like that one guy said, "There's only so much a game can teach you". And so long it can teach you the same thing before saying "yeah, they get it". There's also noticing patterns. Most people and especially adults should be able to notice those. And complaining about challenge and 'cheap deaths'? Someone needs to play Kaizo Mario to learn the difference between challenge and cheapness.
Also, advice for life: "Look before you leap"
I understand that. I just wish he'd stop complaining about it.
The discrepancy is that adults are at least supposed to be smarter than children, meaning we experiment more efficinetly and learn more rapidly, and so don't require the same abundance of time to learn or infer things.
DSP is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
Konradix05 except playing games is his job
Jak 2 was the hardest in the series, that would be definitely hilarious to watch him fail on that one, the races against Erol will make him throw his controller.
That voice clip at the very end that said "This guy thinks he's so cool ... listening to him OVER and OVER!"
Was that from Spyro?
Yep.
Imagine 'DSP Plays Spyro':
"What?! I'm using the fire breath on these silver guys, but they don't even die! They just turn red for a second and kill me instantly! The game doesn't tell me what to do! This is BULLshit!"
"What the fuck, I can't catch these blue guys with the eggs, this is RIDICULISSS! The speed must be bugged or something! GREAT JOB, developers! Make an enemy I can't even catch!" (insert annoying cackle here)
(just barely misses a platform while gliding) "What the hell, are you SERIOUS? I LANDED that! N-Now INSTANT DEATH! INSTANT DEATH EVERYWHERE! ... and it puts me ALL THE WAY BACK HERE?! INSTANT DEATH, DO IT ALL OVER! Ever heard of CHECKPOINTS?!"
+LightningLion Man. That'd be crazy.
LightningLion yep. It's the dragon that complains about DR Shemp.
Love how Phil says his own balls taste like duty? The insult is ridiculous enough and makes no sense but then he just even completely fucks up his own fuck up both when speaking and while playing. It's truly almost amazing how bad he is at everything in life. This is why we watch, none of us could dream of being born horrible enough at everything we do that we can quite literally captivate thousands of people while doing it lmao. Phil is an American hero I tell ya lol. Suck at life, suck at job, suck at everything, still be an icon. Even if it is essentially as just a mockery of what every grown man shouldn't be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For someone who plays video games for a living, he doesn't have a lot of gamer habits does he? For me when I start a game, I always experiment with the controls a bit to find out what I can do. DSP seems to need text that constantly pops up reminding him what to do, or a voice over to tell him. I find it hard to believe he's an actual gamer.
Little late but happy ninth anniversary to this video.
Late, but hey, at least you remembered. I completely forgot (and I was gonna tweet about it on the anniversary, as well). Guess I'll be back one year from now lol
@@chaffXgrenade imma be honest, I randomly decided to check a 'This is How you Don't Play' and I picked this one. It was a coincidence that the anniversary was a couple of days ago 😂
@@maxpokebruh27 Gotta love happy accidents, eh?
@@chaffXgrenade This one is one of my favorites. I like the TIHYDPs where Phil had the camera, pre direct capture.
@@maxpokebruh27 Looking back to when I was once a fan of Phil myself, the camcorder LPs definitely had a more down-to-earth "real" appeal to them, even if they were still obnoxious at times.
1:20:30 I love that groan of frustration. Cracks me up.
to be fair, that fish catching mini game at the time... was hard as hell lol.
You could've just looped the 1 minute 40 second incident and it would've captured the essence of everything Phil. What kind of person he is, what kind of gamer, and why he should stop existing.
At what he says around 1:05:04... Did no one comment anything to the effect of "We do this anyway Phil..."?
Jak: What's happening, man? Why do I keep dying?
Daxter: I don't know, man! I don't know!
I still love how Phil learns how to spin during the swamp then promptly proceeds to forget how to spin.
I've been playing Jak and Daxter for literally two decades now- and I've never seen someone have this much trouble on Geyser Rock. This is going to be good.
oh my god when he figured out that spin attack i had tears in my eyes
Is DSP the UmbranAlchemist? He sounds like a DSP clone. He literally says everything Phil says word for word.
The amazing thing about not figuring out the triple jump is that he learned there's a spin attack (eventually), and then never thought "I should attack this flying enemy with the omnidirectional attack I've learned while jumping." Like, even when games spoonfeed reasons to try certain things or THE LITERAL ANSWER to him, he can't work it out.
Also, wow, 5 and a half hours. I can't go that long when I LIKE a game; it'd be insane to do that while enraged and having a rough time (suggesting I'm missing something).
Perhaps concurrently, I've never needed anything near that to learn a basic mechanic.
Except once, in the Telltale Sam & Max. You can run by double clicking, if you ever play Seasons 1 or 2 of that.
If the game doesn't work like an escalator then Phil gets lost easily.
41:15 I about died laughing.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while. That epic rant is just completely insane. Hahaha.
Wow, its amazing that he finds it in himself to rage over one of the most peaceful, bright and colorful, serene platformers out there. I mean, the beginning of Jak and Daxter is like taking a leisurely, stress-free stroll through a park on a sunday. But no, even here DPS manages to find something to rage about and act like the simplest game mechanics in the world are mystifying and out to get him...
Phil's rant about people wanting precursor orbs starting at around 4:15 is really freaking ironic, especially considering he now uses Patreon.
This montage was worth it just for his comment rant alone
4:24 the fucking irony.
Phil _"I spawn, I die"_ Burnell, befouls yet another childhood classic
Insanity = doing the same thing over and over again to expect different results.
That doesn't account for varying circumstances, though, and according to Phil, the game's all RNG (any given game), so maybe the game will roll success for him this time he limp-dicks a single jump into a pit.
There's a process to how Phil plays games. Don't listen, zone out, try to race through it, bitch about the game/developers, rinse repeat.
Salt x Mistakes + Rants = Pure Laughter
This is a really well made "This is How You DON'T Play" video. Thank you for an hour and a half of laughter.
This single playthrough supplied me with a lifetime stock of salt. Plus my children, and their children. Three generations of salt contained in one video.
41:16 Personally my favorite part. Couldn't stop laughing at his statements here.
I laugh every time I hear Phil call someone an "elitist" there's so much irony it hurts.
I hate how the zoomer doesn't come to a complete stop when phil shouts ''DONT FALL!''. Obviously bugged driving mechanics. Not a single thing he could do about it.
Did he seriously compare himself to Jesus when he was going on that rant in the Spider Cave?
Good fucking god, Spider Cave definitely is a contender for most difficult level, but it isn't *that* hard.
I know, right? As if that long-winded rant wasn't pretentious enough, he somehow manages to top it all off with a biblical reference.
Hey, man, Jesus dealt with a lot of pain, being cruxified and all that, but HE never had to poorly platform around and fight SPIDERS.
@@CaptainDoomsday Or, worse than that, INSTANT DEATH LAVA.
I would love to see how quickly he'd rage-quit if he played "Prinny: Can I Really Be The Main Character, Dude?" That is a hard freakin' game!
Damn, the salt is real ladies and gents.
Phil didn't even 100%ed the game, and he also skipped Misty Island and the boss of Forbidden Jungle (Dark Eco Plant).
I replayed this game a week ago and I kid you the same thing happened to me at 43:26. It looked near identical that I couldn't help but laugh at myself for making the same mistake as Dave
Exactly. I KNOW I had my fair share of trouble with this game as a kid, especially in the last third of the game, but I was already comfortable enough with the controls to know that it was my own mistakes that killed me over and over, not the game's.
This guy is the WORST at EVERYTHING! Stop playing games if you can't even learn a simple control! X,X & O! Double jump and spin! Raging like a little kid I mean damn Phil, you're really pissing a lot of us off. It's still funny to watch you complain over and over.
DSP: "I'm just trying to figure shit out for myself, cuz that's what I do when I play games, I figure shit out for myself"
and now you have the stream chat hold your hand through every playthrough now
I had no trouble with this game when I was what, 10 years old? And this 30 year old can't figure the first level out.
Disregard Spinning Jump, Acquire Cheap Death
1:00:30 - 1:08:00 HOLY BUTTHURT BATMAN.
The controls on this game are SO SIMPLE!!! DON'T BLAME THEM!!!
I've never played Uncharted, but I find it hard to believe that it could be better than the original Jak & Daxter. Not saying that it's bad. In my opinion, Jak & Daxter is just that damn good.
I enjoyed the original Jak & Daxter, too, but I honestly think it's the weakest in the trilogy (Jak 3 is my personal favorite). Uncharted is fun, but Uncharted 2 was such a massive improvement over it that it was nearly impossible for me to play the original at times. :P
Sad thing is that I never beat Jak 2 or 3 as a kid. I got the HD collection recently and started Jak 2, but I don't have enough experience to give an opinion on it. I don't like it as much as the original though so far. I really liked the aspect of collecting stuff.
That's what I liked about Jak 3. Its still mission-based like Jak 2, but they added more platforming/collecting/exploration elements to it to make it feel more like the first game. Precursor Orbs are easier to find than they were in 2, and using them to buy weapon upgrades/cheats/extras is pretty cool, too.
Now you've got me all excited. Hopefully, I'll be done with Jak 2 within a week so I can try it out.
Does the long jump within thirty seconds of playing the game in the tutorial
Never does it again
"God he's so slow"
"If I was a tiny bit faster I would've made it"
PROCEEDS TO LONG JUMP IMMEDIATELY AFTER SAYING THIS
I love how he assumes that whenever someone is stuck at a section of gameplay for, what he probably thinks would be, more than 10 or 15 minutes, they look it up instead of bucking up and actually thinking about what to do. That's fucking rich.
I know I've already seen plenty of his bullshit (and not just his very poor showmanship, sense of humor and skill), but I'm still flabbergasted at his inability to work with the game as any other competent gamer would. Working *around* it is another thing, and something you shouldn't have to do. I'll admit Jak and Daxter has some rare instances of camera or platforming problems, but about 95% of his troubles are from him probably not even trying at all or just lacking the appropriate (low level) of skill.
There are MANY games out there that would seem like crocks of ass if the player wasn't able to properly... well, play it.
I don't even care that Phil can't play very well. What I care about is his constant blaming of the game and just how much he dwells on a single mistake, all like a fucking 10 year old. "This is STUPID!", "So stupid.", "Yeah. Uh huh.", "Fuck this.", "Not my fault. Fuck you.", waa waa waa, etc.
Pretty much sums it up. It's not necessarily the fact that he's bad at a lot of games (though that does factor into it) that gets to me--it's his attitude, and his inability to accept responsibility when he messes up.
Plus the fact that he uploads this all to RUclips. Even the most terrible player in the world (skills & attitude) could just not upload his videos and no one would ever know.
HammettSHREDZ I know in a game, whenever I just go "screw it imma just look it up" and then see that it was super simple and that I passed it like 3 times I go "OMG I was such an idiot why didn't I think to do that" where as phil is "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT"
I’ve never looked through the manual of a game to learn to play it. I just do trial and error in game.
"there's too many traps it's too intricate". Did I hear that correctly? I am in shock. jeez man
He probably hasn't played Crash Bandicoot yet.
1:15:38 HOW DO YOU NOT PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER?!?
I love how I played through this game in 13 hours when I was 8, and he's struggling on the basics.
Maybe because hes trolling