Phil is the real life Eric Cartman. He thinks nothing is ever his fault, he's never wrong and he's God's gift to mankind. He seriously needs to take responsibility for his mistakes.
"Developers ever heard of PHYSICS!?" *tries to reduce his speed/momentum while breaking MID-AIR and wonders why it doesn't work* This guy is fucking astouning.
whats sad about this is that 5 minutes into the video phil was right at the end of the last lap in 1st but blew up due to his constant boosting and came in 4th. he would spend the next 50 minutes paying for this mistake.
It's weird how Phil uses the nitro mechanic without overheating normally, yet the moment he explodes, he seems to forget about the mechanic entirely. Really weird how he does that.
Phil just can't grasp that the Motorstorm tracks are designed so that fast fragile vehicles (like the rally car) don't have to go near the big heavy ones (like that monster truck) if the player uses their brain. Also it's fascinating how much better he plays on the first attempt than after he loses his temper.
This is probably the hardest TIHYDP to sit through since it's literally the same exact thing over and over again. Kudos to dicklck for being able to sit through the original footage long enough to make this.
I'll admit that this race was easily the hardest one in all Motorstorm Apocalypse's campaign but man, after a while you should realize that if you use the nitro too much your car explodes. It's how the game works and not a fault of it, you're the only one to blame for not letting go of the nitro before it does.
Because Phil is supposed to be the representative of all the average gamers. The average gamer has a little bit of collective skill from all the games he's played in his life so he can handle normal difficulty for the most part on any game with traditional difficulty curves. He cannot comes to terms with the fact that he is NOT an average joe gamer; he needs to play on beginner level difficulties on every game he plays.
Everything is always the game's fault. Sometimes it's like DSP thinks they're sentient and deliberately messing with him. Game: "Oh shit, Phil is going to win! Better demolish this building to rob him of victory! Haha, I'm a cheap bastard!" DSP: *whining intensifies*
Being someone who is very competitive in all of the motorstorm games. Can you blame me for wanting to take the controller out of his hands and doing for him?
I think his complaint about the trigger being accelerator is rather weak. I find it easier to play racing games with an adjustable toggle instead of a set button, and I find it easier to to drifts that way using the opposite trigger. Then again, I can actually remember hazards in racing games, so...
28:00 *Runs straight into a tree* And I didn't even hit anything. Whatever I was on the fucking road" This is why man-children should wear their glasses to avoid making a complete ass of themselves when they can't see big obvious obstacles on the road.
If he can't handle the AI and tracks on MS:A. He won't be able to complete a single damn race in MS:PR. Rookie level AI have an easier time racing on Surburban Shakedown than this fool.
36:10 he shows his fingers barely trembling from playing games,there are people are there who work hard all days,they come home all bruised up and dont complain
24:12 "They made R2 the accelerator, they should of made it a button like square. It's just a bad control scheme." WTF!? does he not know anything about the COMMON controls of a racing game. We're not in the PS2 days anymore where the gas and the brakes were the face buttons. Also, I love Motorstorm and the fact that he says his hands hurt from holding R2 all the time is baffling because that doesn't happen to me. His inept ass just holds it down as hard as he can expecting to go faster.
I played Crash Team Racing as a kid and literally ran through two controllers from the x button dying from being held down or pressed too much. But some fat fuck with fully developed adult hands can't hold down a trigger for more then two hours. Hell i do that playing DOOM on the xbla version. Just sad.
It's not huge, but it's definitely still alive and occasionally you'll manage to get into a near-full game (max = 16 players). I only got back into this game a few days ago.
+KlassicKrusty I play it still and get in full lobbies for a couple of hours it's fun with full lobbies with people like that so when u go past him faster than the AI and u hear him break his remote in half, u can't help but laugh
This was in the time when he was okay. I subscribed to him. Not sure if this was the time where he made money of RUclips, but I remember this playthought being fun to watch cause it was so funny seeing him playing wrong and not actually taking it seriously (for the most part). But then came the money and the necessity to play all games and just make money.. that's when he dropped the balls. Good thing I left his channel way back.
Implying he even drives. I wouldn't be shocked if he never leaves his house and his friends just drive by his place on their way home from their actual jobs and just throw a paper bag of fast food at his door, they don't even bother getting out of the car.
So, is your car supposed to blow up when you turbo too much? or does that make too much sence considering the warning stripes on the bottom right meter?
DSP Tries It: Peripheral Vision "What the fuck is this shit!? All this stuff to the sides of me, where the heck did that come from!? Fuck this man. Too much shit in my face here."
*drives into a tree or car at full speed* 'There was nothing I could do!!!' Seriously Phil? Whenever you're in the lead in any racing game the AI fucks you, it's been happening since Mario kart...
If you saw some of his "origin" videos (where he explains his stories and such), his previous job got him so busy and was originally so wrapped us in SF, he missed a whole generation of games like Kingdom Hearts and MGS3(!) If I missed out on a bunch of games in my job, I'd be out of touch too.
There is a reason you will hardly see any playthroughs of Racing Games on Phil's channel.
15:07 LOL THAT BUS HIT HIM 😂😂
Phil is the real life Eric Cartman. He thinks nothing is ever his fault, he's never wrong and he's God's gift to mankind. He seriously needs to take responsibility for his mistakes.
"Developers ever heard of PHYSICS!?"
*tries to reduce his speed/momentum while breaking MID-AIR and wonders why it doesn't work*
This guy is fucking astouning.
I know ha
whats sad about this is that 5 minutes into the video phil was right at the end of the last lap in 1st but blew up due to his constant boosting and came in 4th. he would spend the next 50 minutes paying for this mistake.
It's weird how Phil uses the nitro mechanic without overheating normally, yet the moment he explodes, he seems to forget about the mechanic entirely. Really weird how he does that.
Phil just can't grasp that the Motorstorm tracks are designed so that fast fragile vehicles (like the rally car) don't have to go near the big heavy ones (like that monster truck) if the player uses their brain. Also it's fascinating how much better he plays on the first attempt than after he loses his temper.
I fucking died when that bus hit him. lol
It's even better if some trackblocking prick gets squished by it xD
That monster truck was a fucking troll LMFAO
Naah he is just too slow to outrun it
I know right? That Monster Truck kept stopping and getting in his way lololol
This is probably the hardest TIHYDP to sit through since it's literally the same exact thing over and over again. Kudos to dicklck for being able to sit through the original footage long enough to make this.
What it lacks in variety it makes up for in DSP rage lol
ClassicKrusty he actually quit playing this game despite his viewers asking for it.
So yea..chalk it up to another DSP rage quit.
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i love how bad dsp is at games, endlessly entertaining
so true its the only reason why i watch him and of course the endless excuses that comes out of his mouth nothing i could do!!!!
I absolutely love the way it sounds when he says "what". He seems so confused.
I'll admit that this race was easily the hardest one in all Motorstorm Apocalypse's campaign but man, after a while you should realize that if you use the nitro too much your car explodes. It's how the game works and not a fault of it, you're the only one to blame for not letting go of the nitro before it does.
*runs into obvious obstacle*
NOTHING I COULD DO
*runs into other obvious obstacle*
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT THE FUCK
*repeat ad nauseum*
How can you hit the same obstacles every lap.
And not learn.
9:12 "Oh look the guy gets a speed boost off of my car" OMG I laughed so hard. This is some funny s*** right there. XD
You all don't get it apparently! There was NOTHING HE COULD DO! lol
Phil is being trolled by the AI LOL!
I don't play racing games but even I can see he picked one of the harder to play fragile speeders type and not using breaks
"My hand is killing me".
If only.
Why doesnt he just play on the lowest difficulty level on EVERY game he plays?
DSP is someone that belongs on Very Easy or Easy difficulty.
There needs to be a Phil difficulty nowadays.
Because Phil is supposed to be the representative of all the average gamers. The average gamer has a little bit of collective skill from all the games he's played in his life so he can handle normal difficulty for the most part on any game with traditional difficulty curves. He cannot comes to terms with the fact that he is NOT an average joe gamer; he needs to play on beginner level difficulties on every game he plays.
Kevin Lounsberry
Narcissism.
Very Easy is still Too Hard for Him
Don't forget that
It was on medium
He really just needed to go slower. He makes it up to third on the last lap, and decides to boost non-stop into absolute carnage XD
Everything is always the game's fault. Sometimes it's like DSP thinks they're sentient and deliberately messing with him.
Game: "Oh shit, Phil is going to win! Better demolish this building to rob him of victory! Haha, I'm a cheap bastard!"
DSP: *whining intensifies*
DSP plays the easiest Motorstorm game and fails. I want him to play Pacific Rift instead. Then we'll have the whine mode enabled.
Imaging him playing dark souls xD
Scootastic MC He did, he rage quitted when he entered Blight Town. He eventually came back and finished it.
Lol
Don't forget the first one...
Being someone who is very competitive in all of the motorstorm games. Can you blame me for wanting to take the controller out of his hands and doing for him?
I think his complaint about the trigger being accelerator is rather weak. I find it easier to play racing games with an adjustable toggle instead of a set button, and I find it easier to to drifts that way using the opposite trigger. Then again, I can actually remember hazards in racing games, so...
Well he is a big dumbass, he should know that he can change the controller layout..... Does he?
Lol that monster truck
6:00 DSP does nothing wrong, he does everything correct, yessir!
52:30 is one of those things that could only happen to phil
*53:45* Further proof that the only games he likes and "has fun" with are easy for him to beat.
I've never seen someone doing so poorly against the AI that they were in 15th place.
You usually have to be trying to suck for that to happen.
I lost my shit at 15:07
Joe Cash Roflmao ! that part was just pure gold.
such a shame he chose not to play more Motorstorm games
I love how nothing is his fault, it’s so entertaining
34:37 Phil gave up 🤣🤣
“My car overheat’s again” well your constantly using nitro to catch up that’s what making your car overheats
Phil's a worse driver than Gavin Free, and that's terrifying...
28:00 *Runs straight into a tree* And I didn't even hit anything. Whatever I was on the fucking road"
This is why man-children should wear their glasses to avoid making a complete ass of themselves when they can't see big obvious obstacles on the road.
If he can't handle the AI and tracks on MS:A. He won't be able to complete a single damn race in MS:PR.
Rookie level AI have an easier time racing on Surburban Shakedown than this fool.
36:10 he shows his fingers barely trembling from playing games,there are people are there who work hard all days,they come home all bruised up and dont complain
i do remember flippin the bird to the tv..when i was 13...and it was when i bested a hard as shit part
God,this guy is not even playing it for fun,he is just playing it for his fans....
55:35
"I haven't crashed in two minutes"
Two minutes haven't even passed yet
*25:30* don't miss Phil blaming the game for his failings, denying his accountability right as he smashes into a wall.
holy fuck my ribs hurt so much from laughing at this video
The laugh at 28:56 is so hilarious, has me wheezing
This is a great addition to the series, man. Keep up the good work.:-)
In the first few seconds of the video, I heard "Oh, good. PFFFT"
Yep, that's DSP.
My car exploded becausce random flames were in front of me -dsp
Ok I'm done, 9 minutes in and I'm almost screaming at my monitor already. This is the final boss of the internet.
no post nasal drip 7 years ago huh
Im feeling really bad and i want to apologize to all the kittens i want to punch, everytime i hear his seal laugh :/
Lol😆
Holy shit, environmental **HAZARDS** damage your car?
Fuck's sake, Phil...
Most of the crashes I can only think him saying "That's so unfair, the game should have auto steered me out of harms way".
Lol so was I this is such a rager
0:36 Thats What He Said ......
the music is so dramatic while he fails!! XD
He'd smell the food in the bag but try to eat the bag thinking it was the food.
24:12 "They made R2 the accelerator, they should of made it a button like square. It's just a bad control scheme."
WTF!? does he not know anything about the COMMON controls of a racing game. We're not in the PS2 days anymore where the gas and the brakes were the face buttons. Also, I love Motorstorm and the fact that he says his hands hurt from holding R2 all the time is baffling because that doesn't happen to me. His inept ass just holds it down as hard as he can expecting to go faster.
57:01 DO A BARREL ROLL! :D
I played Crash Team Racing as a kid and literally ran through two controllers from the x button dying from being held down or pressed too much. But some fat fuck with fully developed adult hands can't hold down a trigger for more then two hours. Hell i do that playing DOOM on the xbla version. Just sad.
I remember those days when you hold the X button.
LMFAO "this is crazy bullshit!"
This man specializes in crying
Shut up Phil I Want to Lission to the Background music of this game
Btw can someone tell me what motorstorm song in the background is?
Idk? Sorry
Scootastic MC If you don't know what's the point in answering?
SQUIDWARD32 farts
Did the "This Is How You Do Play Final Fantasy 6" vid get taken down? I searched and can't find it. I was kinda in the mood for pahsitive Phil
This is gold
11:59
anyone still play online on this game? or is it dead?
It's not huge, but it's definitely still alive and occasionally you'll manage to get into a near-full game (max = 16 players). I only got back into this game a few days ago.
Love this game!
+KlassicKrusty I play it still and get in full lobbies for a couple of hours it's fun with full lobbies with people like that so when u go past him faster than the AI and u hear him break his remote in half, u can't help but laugh
Still play
It's the games fault. Obviously, nothing to do with the person who is controlling it. Is it Phil?
I love this guy :D this is comedy gold and only a wee bit of fun don't understand all the hate but hey hey :D
This was in the time when he was okay. I subscribed to him.
Not sure if this was the time where he made money of RUclips, but I remember this playthought being fun to watch cause it was so funny seeing him playing wrong and not actually taking it seriously (for the most part).
But then came the money and the necessity to play all games and just make money.. that's when he dropped the balls.
Good thing I left his channel way back.
Go to the beginning of the vid and he is all calm by the end he wants to destroy the disc and burn his house down
best gamer on RUclips... seems legit.
`how am i supposed to know that?|this question is stupid,this is dumb`
Implying he even drives. I wouldn't be shocked if he never leaves his house and his friends just drive by his place on their way home from their actual jobs and just throw a paper bag of fast food at his door, they don't even bother getting out of the car.
*Uses too much turbo*
"My car just blew up for no reason"
Come on Phillip. Do you even pay attention to anything in any of the games you play?
The newest adventure game from Chunsoft:
1 Hour, 1 Man, 1 Level
*plays for 30 minutes* "IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 2 HOURS"
So, is your car supposed to blow up when you turbo too much? or does that make too much sence considering the warning stripes on the bottom right meter?
22:06 in is a rage goldmine xD
DSP Tries It: Peripheral Vision
"What the fuck is this shit!? All this stuff to the sides of me, where the heck did that come from!? Fuck this man. Too much shit in my face here."
I wholeheartly agree; it could use displayed feedback.
whats the difference between putting pressure on buttons or shoulders,in fact it seemt eh shoulder needs like pressure
*runs into an apparent obstacle*
"i didn't even hit anything fuck this game"
"lmao my hand hurts"=DSP PROBLEMS
LOLOL he always starts out having fun then he wants everything dead
He's not even playing online?
He wil probably be flogged by a level 5 xD
The test didn't tell me what to do!
6:45 Position 1¹⁵ Lap 4⁴ To Position 4¹⁵ Lap 4⁴
this track is fucking almost impossible
"its eating shit out of my ass" gave me stomachache
Yet another game the rage quitting grandmaster rage quit.
... I stand corrected.
48.12 he lost by .04 sec LOL
Dont be silly Mr Kuuga
He wouldnt be able to open the paper bag and claim its bullshit
15:04 That's what happens to scrubs who aren't capable of avoiding obstacles.
*drives into a tree or car at full speed* 'There was nothing I could do!!!' Seriously Phil? Whenever you're in the lead in any racing game the AI fucks you, it's been happening since Mario kart...
34:00 lol come on!!!!!
If you saw some of his "origin" videos (where he explains his stories and such), his previous job got him so busy and was originally so wrapped us in SF, he missed a whole generation of games like Kingdom Hearts and MGS3(!) If I missed out on a bunch of games in my job, I'd be out of touch too.
Dude crashes every 5 seconds.
Seemed like the AI was letting him win on that first run. I'm pretty sure this is like the tutorial race, right? XD
I broke my controller playing this game
Okay, you freaked me out for a second. I thought that suddenly Phil's biggest fanboy finally turned around. You got my hopes up.
*Ah'm gonna block ya*