This is how you DON'T play Shadow Of The Colossus
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025
- The Kojima World Order is in full affect. Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, The KWO is happy to introduce. This Is How You DON'T Play Shadow Of The Colossus.
This is the guy that is responsible for the playthrough: / dspgaming
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You know, this is probably the best TIHYDP, and I say that having seen a LOT of them. The way that it was done combined with the fact that DSP being disrespectful to each and everything in this game is a beautiful meta commentary on the destructive narrative. It's deeply satisfying to see exactly the kind of person this game rallies against playing it, destroying it with irreverent and disrespectful 'commentary', tearing it down in the same way as you tear down each and every beautiful colossus. You've done such a great job highlighting this, and it deserves respect.
Thank you, a lot of time went into this TIHYDP. I appreciate the kind words sir. DSP also had help from twitch chat throughout the game and he still threw his baby toys out the cott. =)
"Where is the weak point!? I don't see a weak point!"
It's holding the controller.
that's dsp weak point too
"It's fun, but of course it's dif- it's annoying"
My God, he really CAN'T admit a game is difficult!
Gakusangi ... wow. I didn't have any respect for him before. Now, somehow, I have even less... No wait, that's contempt.
+Gakusangi He might have been going for "different"...
But still, Phil is a dick for butchering this masterpiece.
I've never seen the first Colossi game over screen till now...
Him laughing at Agro's death is disgusting. But that's okay. DSP always pays for his stupid callousness and getting fisted by Malus' energy bolts is the proper punishment. He doesn't take cover. Wow.
"There's a chat with...about over 450 people..."Not these days...
PLEASE NO DONT TELL ME DSP PLAYED THIS GAME NOOOOOOOO
NONONO FUCK NO
My favorite game... its been.... violated...
More like the game had the chance to diddle DSP's hole.
MFW he did Sonic Generations.
I am sorry but yeh... he ruined yet another classic. What a hobo...
That's exactly what I say about half of the games he's played. The Jak & Daxter LP hit closest to home for me.
+Rohtix noooooooooooooo
18:17 "there's a bridge right here, how do I use it?"
The same way you use every other bridge ever in the history of bridges Phil. You cross it...
He died to the first fucking colossus
This broke me. I had heard of how infamously bad DSP is but I had never seen it. He played this game and learned NOTHING. He didn't learn how to ride Agro, he didn't learn how to navigate with the sword, he didn't learn how to use the sword to reveal weak points, he didn't learn how to hunt lizards, he didn't learn how to jump climb, he didn't learn how to recognize patterns, he didn't learn how to decipher clues, he didn't learn anything. He played this game and actively came out poorer for doing so, and I am furious.
Make it stop.
How does one suck so bad at video games and still claim they are the best?
Where do i bloody begin... This is one of the best Sony exclusives and still is able to make a fuckfest of it.
SotC is about patience and solving the Colossi puzzles, charging jumps and stabs, and looking for lizards and fruits for improve stats. DSP not only used chat for do his work (When he said right at the start will use help if is truly stuck), but also mashed buttons instead of letting the climbing cauge charge, didn't realize that the physics is a big factor for everything as he was whinning and mashing, and obviusly calling the fights tedious and annoying because he has the patience of a sugar rushed hummingbird with ADD. If you wanna rush the Colossi do it on a second run and/or play the time attack challenges post-game.
As always doesn't learn anything. Right at the beginning the game tells you how controls work, yet is able to mash the Agro calling during a fight or mess up the sword navigation, and still accuse the game of it. The fight with Celosia (Fire scared 11th colossus) is absolutely disgusting because of it: Didn't learn the very basics of the game for dodge and find the moment to stab, yet has the guts for insult every single thing of the game.
And obviusly Phil's power to completely ruin the story, even as vague as is in SotC. Agro's fall was supposed to be touching as being your only reliable partner in the whole game, and the ending is heartbreaking after all Wanda has gone through. Phil is able to completely DESTROY the atmosphere of both situations with his out of space, obnoxious jokes and singing. There was also that moment were Agro looks at the girl worried and he has to point bestiality.
I could take this video because SotC is a big favorite of mine, but DSP as always ruins the experience in every single aspect, even to himself as always does.
46:30 "where is the boss?! its not like a have a button on my controller that will point my camera directly at him!"
"he missed"
no phil
you missed
I love how little damage the bull colossus does to Phil; it's as if it's trying to have fun trolling him.
for an "annoying tedious horribly designed" game he sure gave it some nice compliments at the end!
"I just tried to dodge roll, didn't work."
THIS ISNT DARK SOULS
What's with him explaining that he missed out on a game? I really don't care that he missed it whilst he was "doing other stuff" it's not an exam, you don't NEED to play it to be considered a 'pro'...even though he sucks.
heres the thing. anytime he does a playthrough of a HD game that came out at around the time snes/ps1/ps2 was out. he says "I was heavily into street fighter at this time." thats all. He just keeps tellin us this. We get it.
Sometimes I just PRAY for DSP to just cry and bitch about the game being unfair because his commentary and jokes are ten times worse.
Yep
*Puts down controller* "Wow look I can't do anything.
I never had this kind of trouble with the camera
He has trouble with everything imaginable. yes, that includes reading, listening to instructions, and even telling left from right (tihydp kotor).
I've watched DSP play Metal Gear Solid 1, 2 and 3. Now, I'm watching him play yet another one of my favorite games.
I always knew I was a masochist, but not this much of one.
Finished.
It's not often I cheer for the bad guys, but boy did I smile every time he got crushed.
Key Strix The colossi are much better people than DSP
Key Strix ''bad guys''
go play the game again. :)
Daniel Gonçalves I've played it many times. I even picked up the HD pack and beat it after I watched this garbage. So I do know that the colossi really aren't the "bad guys" here. But, it would have been better for me to have said "enemy". They are that, good in nature or otherwise.
Key Strix you were not suposed to say it on the comment! hide the ''spoilers''.
I kinda got that you knew, but couldn't stay quiet x)
it's always lovely to exchange thoughts with a fellow sotc fan :)
bronnie or not... x) just kidding
He's absolutely butchering the game isn't he? In his thirst to just get the playthrough out of the way as quickly as possible so that it can be uploaded to RUclips and monetized,he is depriving himself out of any enjoyment that the game has to offer.He is an utter disgrace to gaming.
He doesn't game for fun. this is a job to him.
He doing it for $$
Phil has an...interesting imagination if he thought Phalanx (the 13th colossus) looked like a giant intestine with testicles. He said the word "climb" so much it has now lost meaning.
Phil is so derpy.
Oh, WOW. He laughed at Aggro's death.
I'm kinda worried if I should watch this one. Considering it's steep learning curve and Phil's pea-brain.
If you do you will only HATE phil even more.
Well as most should know any game that's Art and/or trys to have more "realish" kind of gameplay (such as how they wiggle and try to throw you off them and having a limit on your grip) = Phil rage mode and pulling out his sex and ass jokes
+Uncle Anon who needs the learning curve when you have a live stream chat to help
+Hank Hill he can go super patreon. you better watch out.
Uncle Anon The perfect storm.
These are the best games to TiHYDP.
he doesn't get that this game is a puzzle game...
DSP Experiences Bugged Climbing Mechanics
Thank god there isn't much climbing in shadow of the colossus.
the colossus wont let you stab it, gasp
I'll never understand why he says "bunch of fuckin' idiots" randomly when he's annoyed.
He is probably referring to the game's producers.
Cao Cao Projection.
Watching Phil fight that first colossus was... painful to watch to say the least.
That_Guy_Gaming this whole video is painful to watch
*mashes circle*
DSP: it's not working
*game shows he's not equipped with the sword; doesnt bother checking*
Lol he almost said difficult and went back to "annoying" and "tedious"
31:44"What am I doing I'm an asshole"
Truer words were never spoken.
No
NO
NOT THIS GAME
DAMNIT PHIL
Can you feel it Mr Fox?
1:39 If anyone can spend 4 hours on a single colossus, it's Phil. At least he is self aware that he is an idiot.
lol
Please God, no. This game is beautiful and a masterpiece. If he ever tries to play Okami I'll be so enraged.
Geoffrey Walsh Well, heard that he's doing a playthrough of Okami HD.
It happened and theres a video of his behaviour during the intro. Although the video is only 2 mins, I couldnt sit through it.
alabzam Ouch, that sucks. At this point I pray that DSP doesn’t play Star wars Bounty Hunter.
I'm of the impression that his control stick was tilted the entire time and he is SO bad at video games he was incapable of realizing it.
Probably bugged controls because of his fat fingers
10 minutes in and I'm already angry. He stabs the first colossi's ankle and starts to climb but runs out of stamina. He then stabs it again and asks what he's supposed to do after stabbing it. YOU DID IT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME!!!!
Phil really seems to like hitting on anything on legs that look even remotely female, dead or otherwise.
the worst gamer in existence
12:25: Priceless Stomp.
Oh yeah what a great commentary!
"climb! climb!! he wont climb? climb!! This sucks ass... CLIMB! this is stupid"
I was at the brink of insanity well I saw him fight the first colossi. Sometimes I wonder if he’s even human because no one can be that bad
Theres no way DSP could of figure all the fight by himself! Did chat help him?
oh nvm he did XD watching atm haha
Phil no boss should be 2 seconds
"I don't know how many there are in total"
Really? Because I played this game in my teens and quickly learned there were 16 just by counting the statues in the room.
In times of hardship we must remember the little things: at least he did not try to go about beating the colossi by hacking and slashing their feet...
Every time Phil starts a playthrough of a game that was released in the mid or early 2000's, he has to give his stupid little spiel on how he was into competitive Street Fighter at the time and thus unable to play the game when it was new.
Rr rr The irony is that no matter how old or recent a game might be, you can bet your ass Phil will still be _unable_ to play it.
+Zeburaman2005 if it is a new game then he has played the old ones before everyone else did it.
"it keeps pointing up" yeah phils a troll
He really butchered Avion....damn you Phil for sucking that bad at that boss fight :I
Its such an awesome fight if you dont forget which weak spots you have attacked, actually stop grabbing when the colossus is flying straight and getting stamina back, and damn it, its not the colossus not lining up with you, its you not lining up with the colossus :I
DSP really is like a car crash...you want to look away but cant.
Phil: This is gonna suck.. 31:16
Me: Phil... you read my mind..
Wait. Is he skipping cutscenes?!
The best part about that is that he ignores dialogue in every game... Which always gets him killed because he haven't heard what the fuck he's ment to do.
Update: At the part where he fights Basaran, the turtle that shoots lightning. Agro is plainly usable in this arena; he wouldn't be hit by the projectiles at all if he did so.
I like how he calls Wander a pussy at: 1:06:55
At least he has the balls to KILL 16 GIANT MONSTERS!
I want to see Phil fight one of these with Wander, Wanders fighting it, watching for weak points and Phil is just calling him a pussy and stealing Agro and gawking over Mono
... Did he actually threaten a virtual horse?
With The Last Guardian coming out tomorrow, I hope someone makes a TIHYDP of it... Puzzles, Platforming and Stealth are DSP's worst kind of games to play.
Don't love how at start where he talking about boss fights he out right calls himself a idiot?
I just hate how no matter what game he plays, DSP just has zero appreciation for the lore or universe the game is set in. Amazing that "Philistine" starts with "Phil".
The racist shit at the start is also pretty unsavory.
Side note: Is there any game with stamina management that he can do it correctly in?
+Sun Brolem
"Is there any game -with stamina management- that he can do it correctly in?"
Is what you mean, right?
+DJ Weapon Well track record says no. The guy, can't ever play a fucking, Sonic game correctly and those are the easiest games, ever. Especially 3D Sonic games, which is what, DSP has in his gaming let's plays.
DSP Tries It: Bugged Colossus Mechanics
LMAO 1:08:30 "what do I do with this torch"
*smacks him in the head*
Watching this again after three years and with more knowledge about DSP... ... and it's still painful.
I especially like his "still hit me even though I dodged" catchphrase.
He actually expects the game to give him complete invulnerability during the whole dodge animation, doesn't he? I mean, does he not understand that maybe he has to dodge A CERTAIN WAY, in order to avoid the incoming attack? This is gaming 101. If dodging straight doesn't work, maybe try dodging to the side. Instead he's all like "I pressed the dodge-button! What more do you want from me, you stupid game? Fuck you, Kojima!"
No, I don't care about Dark Souls.
But in games like MGS2 and 3, or even Bayonetta, MGR:R and Devil May Cry, you only get a short amount of i-frames during your dodge. Your not invincible during the WHOLE animation (which was exactly what I was talking about in my comment), ESPECIALLY if it's as long of an animation as Wander's dodge roll.
In Kingdom Hearts 1 the dodge just allows you to quickly move away from an incoming attack, it barely gives you any i-frames. Same goes for most TLoZ games.
He makes the first colossus Valus look so difficult.
If this doesn't show that DSP blatantly ignores tutorials, I don't know what does.
He can't read. lmao. I am dead serious. watch tihydp kotor. a message tells him to click something on the bottom left and he starts clicking around the bottom right. I am not joking. watch tihydp any of the mgs series.
The most heard sentence in this video: "What do I do?"
Is nothing sacred to this man!?!?!
Nothing except this green paper called money. And the golden dollar signs on his eyes every time he plays a game"
Oh god, I feel so very stupid when I laugh to one of his jokes.
I'm hoping all the cringing to most of the other ones and to his laugh makes up for it.
***** I think I've only laughed ironically at one or two of his jokes. In the sense that I laugh at how fucking moronic both the joke is and the idiot making it.
+Cao Cao if you want a good laugh, then go watch the latest SoK podcast. there is a part around the 2 or 3 hour mark where the discuss the names that phil's fans suggested that he use for his new channel. those names say everything there is to know about his fans.
Hypnotic Synopsis
I'm going to go do that right now, cheers :D
Cao Cao enjoy. I almost passed out.
DSP tries bugged bridge mechanics lol hearing DSP say there isa bridge here how do i use ut is really sad.
When he laughed at the horse falling....... I just...... I have never disliked him more.
Same here.. the guys a phucking turd
He laughed at that one scene in metal gear solid V where you have to kill your men as well.
It’s weird because he’s shown some form of emotion to emotional moments like in the walking dead season 1 play through
Never liked him more*
When I played this, My camera was going up like Phil’s. I thought it was my controller. But now I’m even more confused. Is his controller messed up too? Lol
You use the left stick to aim the sword vertically
Actually died on the first colossus.
What the fucking shit...
Lol me too, shit was easy and I played this as a teen
i only lack one trophy to get the platinum in this, and i have to beat the 3rd colossus in less than 2 minutes (time attack) to get it... and its hard as f#ck!
I know that feeling. I beat the time trials on hard mode on a friend's PS3, in what was either a fluke or a beaming release of fortune and I can't replicate it on my own PS3. 3rd and 4th colossi are the worst.
Half of the fun in playing this game for the first time is navigation. You have a general heading and vague description and you have to find out where to go from there, and you have to use your brain to navigate around the terrain and obstacles you find along the way. Of course Phil doesn't seem to understand this at all and apparently sees this mechanic as simply a mistake or troll on the developers part, like they're making things harder than they need to be just to fuck people over and make them angry.
my god... he doesn't even know what it means when light focuses; couldn't he tell the light was spread out thus he was going the wrong way!? did he needed to have the stream tell him basic stuff!?
1:06:50 "maybe I can climb one of these things" I love how easy it is to notice him getting help from chat. He's so fucking stupid. I wish he wasn't using chat though. He seems to think he can just brute force every obstacle in every game.
If you were doing this you wouldn't get up you would stay on the floor for a long time
30:40 Agro confirmed detractor.
When I saw this in the TIHYDP playlist I sat there for 5 mins with video paused at start contemplating whether or not to watch it. One of my favorite games of all time being touched by this waste of life is already filling me with Rage and Despair. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WATCHING IT YET.
Phil has so little respect for games other than Street Fighter its atrocious. Its like he played SF for so long he doesn't know what anything else is.
+Ramiel He doesnt even have respect for street fighter anymore.
ObliviousCrow he just plays it and screams at people because they beat him now, he really doesnt
+Strangles Anime Girls
Because basically he sucks at everything. :3
XDD in deed :D
+soufian1987 agreed
As soon as he said he was streaming, I was thinking where is the 'looking at the chat for help' counter.
Sorry should have put one up, making this annoying azz TIHYD play sucked a lot of time as it was.
It was just a joke because this game is just boss fights and seeing how this guy works, he would manage to screw that up too. You've already suffered enough just taking the hit by doing this video.
Oh my god I can't stop laughing.
He's like the fucking Mr. Bean of video games.
...That's a positive way of looking at it.
"there's a bridge right here, how do i use it?" just brilliant...
and its so hard to watch how phil is incapable of comprehending whole beauty of one of the best games of all time due to lack of brain matter.. well, it would be even harder without the stream chat holding his hand
He likes duke nukem forever if that tells you anything. I know destiny was straight garbage but he somehow gave it a lower score than duke nukem forever.
Wow! I wouldn't even give Gone Home a lower score than Duke Nukem forever. That game is only beaten by the likes of ET and Digital Homicide.
Cao Cao I know. That is what I said. Of course dsp likes it. It is his humor. He doesn't even have to make jokes while playing it. I think phil believes that he is duke nukem. Think about it. He thinks that he is manly, always right, tells every girl to take their top off, and is extremely vulgar.
I'm amazed how fucking quick he forgot how to reveal weakpoints on bosses. What in the living breathing duck is wrong with him?
take a shot Everytime he says "fucking bull shit"
This game sends me into a rage from time to time depending on which colossus I'm fighting, so I can only imagine how bad it must be for DSP of all people to play it.
Large dogs in Fil's mind = size of a large rhino.
It's literally a straight line to the first colossus.
Yup, spoke too soon. At 1 hour and 15 minutes he starts to blame the game for not giving lock on, when the game tells him he has lock on right in the start of the first fight. Although the Cenobia fight has a lot of bullshit in his non-stop attack patterns and some of his anger being totally justified, he wouldn't even gone through that if he just jumped on the stunned colossus and killed him, instead of looking at the chat and wondering at the ledge, while the boss recovers...
1:41:20 - "What the fuck the game wants me to do?" It told him several times to find the hidden vitals and that went right over his head.
Still, wasn't nearly that bad compared to some of his other stuff. Yeah, he moans all the time, blames the controller every time he is too dumb to know that you need to jump between segments of armor and fur, complains about the camera because he has no motor coordenation to control two thing at once, is always stating and trying to justify every single fucking thing, "can't see", "i can't move", "can't climb, he won't climb", "nothing I could do". But I had stupid annoying friends like that, that were bad at games and always needed to blame all of his inabilities onto something else. Even though he never can acknowledge the difficulty or challenge of anything, he still didn't trash the game, so maybe he's slowly turning into a decent human being.
DIshwasher...? no. DIshwasher..? no. Dishwasher..? Yes!
Oh! I know! The SMBS!
I am no gamer in the least and this might be stupid to say that because i am an artist, this has got to be one of my favourite games though i have never played this game in my life. I am terribly sad that this guy even picked up this game, which also has Ico attached, which makes this even more saddening to me. He will never understand the deeper meaning behind the story nor listen to the beautiful music.
I agree. Phils main motive on doing LP's is too get it done as quick as possible so he can put the vids out and earn CPM. what a phucking douche
dsp vs his mortal enemy the camera
At 46:16 you can see the salamander climbing up there.
It funny how a giant colossus is better at stealth(in not even a stealth game) than Phil 😂
Died to the first one, that's enough watching.
I managed to beat this game when it first came out without nearly as much problems he has. And I was 12.
Yeah, 15 for me and I found it very simple, just a really epic as hell puzzle game with great atmosphere and creative boss fights.
Having achieved platinum trophy for this game (remastered) on ps4, this is especially fun to watch. Also, this is my favorite game of all time. I can replay it infinitely and never get bored.
As I'm writing this he's at the 15th Colossus. I can't wait for Malus.
Hahaha! Love the comment at 1:13:06, reminds me of that joke in The Simpsons regarding the definition of stupid. Or was it simpleton?
Two hours long.
H-H-Here we go
Did he seriously ask how to use a bridge?
Oh god he has acually done this?!
I'm afraid of watching this. . .
They really need to make a new SoC...Even just a remake would be fine, maybe each area could have 1 small side temple or dungeon type area with a mini boss and some puzzles and if you win you get a small ability or tool nothing you have to have just something to give you a small boost in future fights. I mean can you imagine if they did those fights with PS4 graphics and threw in some fun side content ?
Just gonna have to wait to see how The Last Guardian's gameplay is like.
So what do you think now?