Bill Burr Doesn't Believe The Steve Jobs Hype | CONAN on TBS
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As an engineer I never understood how Steve Wozniak didn't get more credit than Steve Jobs. Wozniak was the engineer who actual built things.
because of marketing and Jobs owning Pixar which people like to forget
Woz, the great and powerful
You know woz admitted he had no idea how to manage or sell his products to the masses right? Without jobs vision apple wouldn’t even exist.
@@happybear3706 not really, someone else coulda took jobs' place of selling. woz was irreplaceable, without him theres no product
@@mfbandit7930 selling is a skill as well. You can't just pluck a random off the street and think you'll create the next apple
I love how he goes "Hey look... Nah I can't say that.. *Immediately says it*"
In his mind:"Naah...f**k it, I'll say it!"
Kasper W naw. I feel like he had something even more brutal, but chose to do that insteax
Hasn't lost his New England attitude
The best!!
The dude has two minds
YOUR BOOS MEAN NOTHING, I'VE SEEN WHAT MAKES YOU CHEER.
Hey Rick...
I'm also somewhat of an intellectual
EVERY BREATH I TAKE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION RAISES MY SELF ESTEEM
This kind of fits Bill Burr
Why does that quote fit so well with Billy booze bags 😂😂😂 I can legit hear him saying that
I love how he says "I can't say that" and then proceeds to say it
604 likes and no replies. A cardinal Sin this is
Without even 1 second of hesitation, lol
He has crossed the line of "aaah just say it see what happens"
A true comedian
@@huntstyle Literally lololol
"He's gone but they still came out with another one"...The truth has been spoken!
Although in Job's defence all of the phones after he died were pretty trash
Well here is the thing, he gets to be compared with God's but he's also part of the company that enforces child labour
Tiago Casquinho 'God' condoned and sanctioned slavery so, child labour for the win!
DESTROYED
Depends who your God is, YAHWH didn't he gave rules to those who had slaves to treat them well, he didn't condone it he just made sure they were treated right and Jesus wanted all mankind to be free. Common misconception that he sanctioned it, also another misconception is the slavery in the Old Testament, it is not the type of slavery we know as in modern times (mainly propogated by the most "peaceful" religion), it was not against a race or type of people it was generally that you owed somebody money for example so you worked to pay it off as a "slave".
"I can't say that..." - says it anyway.
I just discovered this guy and I'm enthralled, he clearly gives a fuck about getting things said without giving a fuck about what people might think. We need more of this kind of straight forward subjective comedy.
+sam frame More and more people are getting tired of the authoritarian progressive left, bill burr is a breath of fresh air.
+sam frame If people haven't suggested it already make sure you listen to his podcast, it's pretty funny.
deadstockk Your profile picture is Cara, therefore I will take your advice
+sam frame Check out the late great Patrice O'neal if you're not familiar, he's in the same "saying this shit without giving a fuck how you feel" category.
+sam frame same with griffin
I love how he counters Conan “he was like Edisson.” by naming the true forgotten genius Tesla.
It's weird with all of the info we have available ppl still don't know about Tesla's story
@Arthur exactly, that’s even weirder.
forgotten? he has a scientific unit named after him.
@@PicklezTV he made cars. We know
@@kevinfinnerty1655 😂
Conan: " he was like Edison" yes Conan, he was. That's the issue.
Conan knows that, that's why he said that. That ginger went to Harvard remember?
Who is the person sitting next to bill burr?
@@RK-lq2ud well, it could be his hidden message, but I doubt it.
thats the joke my guy
I watched Conan for a long time, the way he delivered that joke+ his face expressions, that was definitely a hidden joke
"hes like edison" so he took credit for other peoples work then
I think he is hating on steve jobs not because he took credit for other peoples work but how he went on about it like he was the next jesus. If u gona take that much credit for someone elses work i too would feel the need to correct u if you know what i mean.
he also said it at the peak of apple's and job's popularity. As much as i agreed with bill then saying it out to anyone with an iphone got crazy hate. Now, everyone else is shitting on them like a guy with seed in a bird park.
Bill is way ahead of his time.
HardcoreSolo Bill just doesnt jump on the band wagon and sees things for what they really are.
Exactly what he did.
Haha, yes! Took everything from Tesla.
This is so correct, it's painful.
Yo Enjoy Bill Burr's comedy Top 😁
Hey it's Chris !!
Michael Van Wie Jr. No. She cheated on him with Sargon.
I miss you daddy!
Chris Ray Gun high everybody Chris ray gun here.
I feel like Burr is the only sane person left in the US
Yes! Bill Burr for president!
You are right
Bill burr for president
And his long-lost brother, Christopher Titus ... I mean, he's crazy, but still kind of sane :-)
If Carlin was still alive he’d be up there too
1:47 "He's gone, and they still came out with another one!" DAMN RIGHT!!
Yes, That's was Steve Jobs' philosophy! During early Apple, He was the one who did every single thing with little delegation and it was a mistake. He wanted to build more leaders who can run Apple without him passively. Apple still exists onky because of the his philosophies, visions and management. Apple has become worse after Jobs' death tho
I slammed the like button the second he said the joke he couldn't say. lol
+Strikerage got boos from the audience and likes from us
+Strikerage I love that he occasionally stops himself and then says eh fuck holdin back
+Strikerage Here too.
+Taigher Oni Yeah cuz we are those 87% animals on the internet ahahah
Online samsung fans laughed on that day lol
"Go fuck ya self..." Favorite Bill Burr line ever :-D
"But she stood on the heads of those little people"..........
***** Thanks
Tomk4t t Hahahahaha I don't remember that line but I can picture him saying it in my head and it makes me laugh :-P
MrSpeedyAce "Eeh, go fuck ya self"
Bill is actually right.
Steve jobs didn't invent anything.
Not the hardware or software.
not the designs or marketing.
not the manufacturing or customer experience.
He was a ruthless manager, who had the board's backing.
Its always easier to promote a product if a person is its face, rather than a giant corporate machine.
Bro u have no brain who build this brand just go and watch his presentation. Just understand and compare current situation if u have brain u will understand
Bruhh funniest comment by omar faruk without introducion the is no content introduction is the starting of a topic keep in mind its not easy
steve jobs didn't even know how to code or program!
Steve was a great salesman and spokesperson. He also had SOME input on the design and other technical aspects but what he did best was sell the tech they made to the public.
Yes. iPods? MP3 players (iRiver, Samsung, Cowan etc.) and very popular and common already in South Korea before the iPod came out.
He was like Edison. So true.
Edison was con artist too.
Lol no. Edison was a genius inventor AND a ruthless buisnessman. One doesn't negate the other.
@@borkvelasquez8157 let me guess, you think Steve jobs is genius and ruthless business man too.
Right?
One of them is not like the other. While Steve mainly oversaw development and was a primarily front figure , Edison legitimately worked on 100+ plus project and greatly improved telephones (invented carbon transmitter), blub ( developed carbonized bamboo which made them long lasting and affordable) to list the tip of the iceberg. Though he spent his late life like a thug buisnessman, his work as a inventor is legendary.
@@borkvelasquez8157 You got the last part correct. Other than that you need to read history again.
Edison did actually contribute a lot to the scientific research process. Until Edison most scientists researched on their own. Edison facilitated and expanded the group research process. The fact that he was a douche and a patent troll does not negate that he did actually contribute legitimately to science as well.
**Steve Wozniak claps slowly**
"The big nerd concert."
hahah yea that made me laugh too.
"Soldering . . Possibly welding", the most underrated line of all time!
"When David Lee Roth left Van Halen, could Eddie not play guitar anymore?" is by far the best analogy Bill had ever made.
Rip Eddie
I dont get it. Lee was a singer who could be replaced, not the songwriter. Van Halen was famous for the Eddie guitar sound not for his vocalist.
@@melquizedec that's exactly the point. Steve Jobs was not making the phones, he was just the dude marketing it.
@@melquizedec I mean technically he did have a ron of say in songwriting. Not the riff writing but more of organizing the song
Is it?
Van Halen the Band absolutely suffered from David leaving
"I can't say that"
*1 second later*
"says that" :D
And that's what I love about Bill - it's like someone dropped him in a vat of truth serum as a child.
"The old charger can't fit the new phone, that's your hero?" XD
Lol eating some pretentious fruit, like a pear ..
Big-small, big-small GET ON IT!!!
The number of home runs Bill Burr dropped in this video is astounding.
Conan is smart , comparing Steve jobs with Edison.
Edison still invented things.
No he didn't
@@kingcuckoo Not really, he was more Steve Jobs than anything
Edison didn't have BlackBerry to imitate.
Actually it’s very accurate comparing him with Edison… if he compared steve with Tesla then I would be pissed
Bill bur should have his own late night show it would be bad ass
He does a podcast every week, its pretty fuckin funny
***** would that be a bad thing?
***** Yeah, because the host chose to have them there, I would rather listen to Bill Burr talk shit to guests about what they've been doing then have people come on and plug their new movie.
Luis Cortez My favorite comedian atm.
Burr should be hosting something like the daily show
When a comedian says ''I can't say that'' And then says it anyway...My type of comedian.
It's awesome, I agree :)
I agree 💯 with Bill. I always thought the same thing
I don't. Bill's funny, but that doesn't make him smart. Look, the reason Jobs is respected is because he's the one who comes up with the crazy ideas about Iphone and Ipad and all those other stuff. Jobs didn't make the Iphone, true, but he came up with it (If you get the difference.). If anyone could think of it, why didn't anyone else make the Iphone? Disappointed that so many people agree with this.
Edit : It seems that after looking through this guy's channel, well, he just doesn't like Iphone. I am now wondering if this man even watched the video.
@@creamy925 It's not just that he came up with it (he didn't, AFAIK). It's just that he *sold* those ideas. First to the moneybags to invest into these ideas, and then to consumers. Did it so well that Apple products still have some kind of "seal of quality" in the minds of many, even if in reality their products were very, very far from perfect, be it then or now.
@@mazanakaUA i suppose he that with the macintosh even tho the product was a failure overall
@@creamy925 You say like its something incredible Steve Jobs did? An Iphone is a small CPU, big whoop?. You really think someone wouldnt come up with the same idea? Other cellphone companies was close to what he was doing. He just did it first and capitalized on it.
@@HerbaL1st exactly, he did it first, others were close as you say. also jobs was a phenomenal designer and he could sell the product, convince customers that the product stands above other products.
"He's gone and they still came out with another one" - im dying😂👍🏻
"Jesus, Gandhi, Me!" lmfao
“Jesus, Gandhi, ME.” XD Always gets me.
nowhe belongs in that line...... all freaking dead
What does that mean?
@@thecrazyghost09 he compared himself with those 2
@@thebeyonder8814 He never compared himself with them. That is Burr's idiotic invention.
@@imranetic ruclips.net/video/rRwldMYkKdA/видео.html
“hes like edison” explains itself
We need more real people like Bill Burr in this world. Dude just says it like it is.
I love how Conan compares him to Edison of all people, not knowing that like Jobs, Edison stole ideas and sold them.
Then get owned by Burr who mentioned Tesla
I think that's on purpose
Took the words right out of my mouth...
+The Monarch Back then his methods would be sustainable but with today's energy consumption, you would call him delusional.
Still, the man did bring a lot to the table and he would've done more had he lived longer.
+The Monarch U.S. whitewashed Tesla out of history books for several decades.
He's right, Wozniak did all the shit. And later on the computer scientists and engineers they hired.
Haagen It's not that easy to make generalizations in the startup culture. A startup is 75% the vision, potential and feasibility of the product and 25% the technology that goes into it. The founder is responsible for the 75%. Without a founder the engineers and scientists would have had no vision to work towards. If it weren't for jobs, woz wouldn't have the vision for the iPod.
***** you must be joking.
1.The iPhone set the standard of a smartphone, every manufacturer now tries to emulate the iPhone in someway.
2.The app revolution at this scale wouldnt have been possible without Apple. There are millions of app developers who owe their livelihoods to Apple.
3. iTunes ffs revolutionized music.
4. Tablet computing. Need I say more?
5. The focus towards Aesthetic Design that most companies have is all because of Apple.
campeador94 You're implying that without Apple or Steve Jobs we wouldn't be having touch phones. Let's be real though, technology was heading this way with or without Steve.
***** Shhh... don't tell iZombies the truth, they might die... or whatever zombies do :)
***** LOL comparing the iPhone to a blackberry. stopped reading right there. Ah well what's the point of internet arguments. Feel like talking to bunch of 12 year olds anyways.
"He's gone they still came out with another one"
I don't understand the reaction. This is just fact. Why boos?
Some people just don't understand that facts don't care about your feelings
They still clapped afterwards.
@@rikupv Is that a Ben Shapiro reference?
@@bakarenibsheut12 indeed it is
@@rikupv I approve
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It's hilarious because I read Steve Jobs biography and that is exactly how it was explained. He had an idea and ordered other people to make it and perfect it. He really was just an idea man. Not an inventor or really an innovator at all. Seemed to give no credit to the people behind the scenes. Also he stole the idea for the ipad from a developer at Microsoft when he was shown it at a meeting but said I want that without the pen. Genius? I wouldn't say so.. Just a really savvy business man.
boson96 YES!!! Exactly! I remember reading about that. Steve jobs was a sleezy sleezy business man.
But to be fair microsoft stole his Operation System Design, back in the days. The Same OS that made Microsoft so famous today.
Do you mean Walter Isaacson's biography of Steve Jobs? Because if you do, you should read it again. Inventing and creating was part of Steve Jobs, his father was fabricating fantastic instruments and cars ever since he was a small child. Steve Jobs won competitions for inventions as a child. The chronology of apple as a company, he did more management of design and fabrication than gruntwork. Claiming that a lack of grunt work made him less of an inventor is preposterous.
He did not have the idea his friend had that idea.
Steve Wozniak credits Jobs with the first Apple computer, it was all the vision of Steve Jobs. Again, Steve Jobs was responsible for the layout and understanding. Without Steve Jobs there would be no Apple. There is a level of sophistication to Apple and its design philosophy is Steve Jobs. I suggest reading Walter Isaacson's biography that lists his inventions and upbringing.
"What? New phone can't fit the old charger? This is your hero?" - Bill Burr
"This is what all the silence is about?"
That's Tim Cook.
@@worldsoldestcivilization same thing
Burr's right about Jobs. It's all so over-rated.
Why do you think that ?
@Eric Miret If you think the tech was sub par then you need to do some studying son !
I have a feeling that you think of this because apple seems to come with tech that others have done already but that ain't true .... It's too superficial to say that !
Also tech isn't everything..... Vision also counts and so does marketing.
Read Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson and you'll know about Jobs vision and a penchant for out of the box marketing!
Ofc his penchant for perfection is already well known !
@@joshikhushchintan5661 I bet you own an iPhone
@@jakelumen499 I'll bet you're wrong because I know for a fact that you are 😉
I own a One Plus 8 pro 😘
@@joshikhushchintan5661 then why are you defending over-priced over-rated horseshit
This could also easily apply to Elon Musk.
Musk somehow got himself credit for being a co founder of tesla despite the fact he joined several years after it was founded.
No Elon musk actually created things, he made PayPal
"Jesus. Gandhi. Me!"
"Muhammad Ali. John Lennon. This guy!"
666th like.
@@ghettoman427 Elvis lol
Did he really advertised like that? 🤣
I don't know if it was the voice or the way he just said that but i saved this clip for a bad day.
That line was something else 😂
Who's the guy sitting next to Bill? He seems to be the only one willing to laugh at the truth.
***** Captain of Serenity, Firefly class.
Olin Kirkland Yep Nathan Fillion. Played in Firefly and currently is the titular character on the show "Castle".
***** He's also the face and voice of Buck in both Halo O.D.S.T and the upcoming Halo Guardians...
Andy richter
***** He goes by the name Sands Torm. Daude
Well, looks like I'm on another Bill Burr Conan binge
"Oh, I can't say that."
**immediately says that
God, what a treasure
@@andrepereira744 I bet you're fun at parties
@@kylejohnson9721 Just after a few beers, I guess. But hey, when this covid thing passes, we're going to a party, we'll have a few beers (it's on me) and then you tell me what you think. What about?
@@andrepereira744 I take it back man. I really do bet you're fun at parties. Second round's on me
"hes gone they still came out with another one, didn't they" ... best thing i heard
trey olson that was great
Love this dude. He's about to say something he knows the reaction would be bad. Catches himself and says out loud that he shouldn't say it. Says it anyways and laughs. Fookin legend
From Gin Alley
"He's gone they still came out with another one..." brutal
That Van Halen analogy is so accurate
Steve Jobs was a brilliant business man, and most definitely tech savvy, but if we're talking INVENTORS? Wozniak was the real genius.
couldn;t have put it better myself
sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Hahaha I didn't really intend it as an insult, but I see what you mean. Thanks!
+Mobley Hernandez When Conan said "he's like Edison" i thought "Exactly,Edison,not Tesla".
+oiurehj Hahahaha perfectly put! For those who don't understand that. Edison is widely known for the light bulb and thus, inventing electricity. When in reality it was Nikola Tesla who invented electricity.
+yamaneko lunardragon Very interesting point man. If it wasn't for that, Steve wouldn't have had much to work with.
Peasants
Apple is notorious for taking technology that already existed,
painting it white
and charging extra.
I never got the hype for Steve Jobs as well. Microsoft made certain inventions before Apple but it just didn't take off. Apple is just better at marketing.
and Bill is right, it's not like he actually sat down and designed this shit. He just sold it. Hell, Tablets as a concept appeared in Star Trek TNG.
+FTIdeas And the GUI ... which Microsoft then stole from Apple. Parc Xerox invented it all.
+michael lolo Microsoft never invented anything.
+sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Exploits them? Give them jobs anyway, takes jobs away from Americans.
+CHEEKI BREEKI I want to urinate on steve jobs grave.
“Yeah, but did he?” The perfect argument.
You're handsome
He makes me legitimately laugh at everything he says..a true comic. His delivery is second to none.
"SOLDERING... POSSIBLY WELDING"
Loved how he is trying to be technologically accurate while ranting lol
Louis C.K. and Bill Burr are the best comedians today.
+TheHehe1223 who said that one day 2 balding gingers from boston would rule comedy ?
+TheHehe1223 Doug Stanhope is pretty amazing also.
MGTOW FTW True, I love Doug Stanhope
+TheHehe1223 "Louis C.K. and Bill Burr are the best comedians today." Personally, I don't find either of them very funny -- but then I don't think saying things any intelligent person can figure out somehow makes you "funny" (it does make you intelligent).
Joseph Scott What comedians do you like?
"Get on it " this line always gets me I laugh so much when Bill says that🤣🤣🤣
As a kid I loved Steve jobs but now as a engineer knowing what goes behind the scenes it's a different story
The bomb drops in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 - 1:42
I think Bill Burr is becoming my all time favorite.
that had me cracking up !!
loved it
Jobs didn't really do much beyond PR and spitball ideas. Guys like Wozniak, Markkula, and the hundreds of faceless background engineers are the real mvps.
Then why didn't Apple manage to produce anything useful between the years 1985 to 1997 when Jobs was gone?
@@C3lloman Steve Wozniak left before Steve Jobs got fired and mark markhula was just an investor and member of the board who handled the business side instead of product development
Lol some dumbass I guess who just watched one of the movies. Read Jobs. Memorizing
That ruthlessness was necessary to bring Apple to greatness. Jobs was a leader like a war general
0:13 "He's like Edison!"
Knowing how people have commonly described Edison as a thief and gotten the praise from other people's work, this comment somehow makes perfect sense for both Bill's and Conan's opposing stances, crazy how that works :P
No, it only makes sense for Bill's stance. Conan clearly ignores who Edison was, just like he does with Jobs.
nobody “commonly” does this - just not true
It reminds me of the scene in the Steve Jobs movie where Steve says I don’t play an instrument I play the orchestra
Yes, Conan, he's just like Edison... They both stole inventions
Yeah, ask Tesla about that one.
It is funny that Conan calls this a "crazy rant" but Bill Burr's intuition is actually mostly right.It was Wozniak who actually invented the things that Steve Jobs simply designed (ordered to be made). Jobs deserves credit as a businessman for investing in his vision, but the only reason he is such a public icon is because he fits the medias image of a new skinny intellectual trendy hipster liberal type.
If media popularity was based on merit then Jobs would be a relatively unknown, and generally disliked, "1 percenter" CEO, and Wozniak would be famous.
+John Max I've said this to others. Conan is playing the character of "non-conspiracy theorist" for the benefit of the guest. It's Conan setting up Burr for his jokes. Classic set up executed perfectly.
+David Sirois This makes sense. Thanks.
+David Sirois yeah because if Conan bought into it openly it would out the audience and not allow them to relate with what's being said. This way the audience can feel safe in their opinion and still enjoy Bill's comedy and what he has to say... the bad part about this is that they don't, or at least most don't, take bill seriously, but that latter part isn't necessary for the type of show this is.
+John Max Exactly. Conan dismisses it, but Burr is spot on here.
Jobs was a great businessman, but he did not invent anything.
what did I say
Conans facial expressions are the best, especially after the last joke on Steve Jobs
I like that Conan also makes Bill laugh every now and then, some good ol’ fashioned friendly banter.
"But did he......did he" great quote
Why are people nowadays so sensitive to the truth??
+Arturo Alvarez mass delusion persuades
+EverythingAppleLover lol that's exactly the kind of response one would expect from someone with a handle like yours, you sound like one of those fleeced sheep who line up overnight around the block from the Apple store to buy the latest product.
+EverythingAppleLover You're really going to answer questions with a sales pitch?
Oh man, you're the worst kind of level and person can sink to. Honestly you are.
***** Answer the questions 'bro' instead of attacking me.
Your true apply colours are starting to show, it's embarrassing.
*****
when did you stop beating your wife with an Apple laptop?
that instant "boooooooo" is by far the sweetest part
“Get on it!!!!!!” 😆😆😆
"Look.... Nah, I can't say that" Ends up fucking saying it... this guy has some balls.
"I can't say that" says it anyway. lol
Bill Bur:"no I can't say that"
*Proceeds to say it anyway
GET ON IT!...😂
Funny that Conan mentions Edison. He IS like Edison in that he didn't invent shit and stole credit for other people's work who were MUCH smarter than he.
Steve Jobs is Edison
Bill Gates is Tesla
ShortFingeredShreder
I personally think both are Edison :/
ShortFingeredShreder I agree with that partially. Gates really was the main architect of Microsoft, but he did fuck Jobs over in the early days.
And I loved how Bill brought up Tesla. He clearly knows his shit.
ShortFingeredShreder Steve Jobs and Bil Gates are Edisons. Dennis Ritchie and James Gosling are Teslas :)
He is correct about Steve Jobs
1:13 i like how Conan immediately notice how duche what he said sounded and how he instantly made a joke to overcome it. Brilhante!
1:36 little did anyone know in a few years this would happen 24/7
When Conan said "he's like Edison" Bill had the best comeback with his Tesla-reference. Stee Jobs is exactly like Edison. Stealing shit from other not as famous, ingenious inventors, getting all the reward and recognition for it.
Jobs has never claimed to be an inventor. He was a corporate visionary.
@KingKaitain and yet never had a new vision. He had a board of directors by the time he had made any sort of name for himself by, again, stealing ideas who came up with new products for him. Quit deifying the man.
bill burr or louis ck should host the oscars
+princeofdarknessxyz1 bill burr.
Bill
BILL BILL BILL BILL
Both.....yeah, I said both. Wrap your head around that one!
But they are white people, and being white Oscar host is racism
I am SO glad someone finally said it.
This guy is epic! We need more people like him in future.
I love how Conan when said "He's like Edison, ~ What are you talking about?" - Setting up Bill Burr to add in to the joke.
Yh Edison was a fraud.
I bet Jobs was always eating some pretentious fruit, like a pear.
ghenulo
- When everyone else is eating hot dogs? Everything. It's trying to be a "trend-setter", and show that you're better than the other 99.9%. Steve Jobs was a pretentious prick, and again, that's well-documented. He also bet his life on "holistic" medicine and therapies that didn't work. It was his life, and his right to choose - no doubt. But don't try to tell me he was "better" or "smarter" because he took "better care of himself". He's pretty dead last time I checked. Here's some common sense for you: if you didn't grow it yourself, don't trust it. THAT is non-pretentious, sound advice that might help you live longer. Cheers.
Or an apple
"He also bet his life on "holistic" medicine and therapies that didn't work." And then he stole some poor dude's liver by paying to get to the top of the recipient list and then wasted it. I hope all the people he jumped line on ended up getting what they needed.
but i love pears...
You stole that from Bill burr
RIP EVH
0:23...soldering, possibly welding...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...possibly welding?" 😂
"Jesus, Gandhi, ME!!" That line will never not make me laugh
"Jesus, Gandhi, ME!!" That line will never not make me laugh
I've watched this five times going-on-ten and it just doesn't get old ! xDDDD
"oh i cant say that"
*says it*
AND THIS IS WHY WE LOVE BILL BURR
Edison hired clever people, gave them his ideas.
They made it work, he took credit.
Nothing new here.
Greg Gallacci ye but most people don't know that about Edison though, right? So, it's not what Conan was saying.
The bigger point is that every Captain of Industry has done the exact same thing: Hired the people who can do the work to make the vision possible, keep them motivated during the project, do it cheaply by hiring students.
And like Pharaohs of old, they take full personal credit for the placement of every single paving-stone.
The cult of personality surrounding Trump, Gates, Edison, Jobs and others comes more from carefully groomed press releases and less from 'hands-on' contributions.
I don't expect Architects to mix the mortar, but stop using your Crowning Achievements to elevate yourselves above humanity.
And pretty-please, stop trying to re-define humanity to suit your product line.
Greg Gallacci Well said sir
Greg Gallacci Nice point. Big bosses should be more like sports coaches - when the short stop/goalie/research scientist has a good day at the office, give 'em an MVP award and push 'em in front of the cameras - give 'em a bit of the sppotlight :)
Tell me about it. I invented some parts/molds/procedures that saved [un-named] about $700K a year. Tiny molded parts that protected a ludicrously delicate connector.
I was working as a Calibration Tech, but this 'project' ended up as light manufacturing in house. At one point I had three people helping mix/pour casting resins and clean up newly cast parts.
When I asked my manager about 'consideration' for my work, he looked at me blankly and said "Well, you are getting a steady pay-check, are you not?"
Nice coming from the guy who just got a 10% "Savings through Innovation!" bonus and award dinner.
Unless you are truly committed to your Employers vision, leave your brain and your best ideas at home. When your are on the clock, every idea you have belongs to "The Man"
Just saying.
Conan is right, Steve Jobs is like Thomas Edison. Both weren't genius inventors, they were highly unethical entrepreneurs who stole credit for other people's great inventions.
Bingo!
Don't believe the hype.
xxJing
I would say Steve jobs is more like Henry Ford
Provide an example.
Tesla thoughts matter
from how quiet in the room it is he goes, "you'd think i'm trashing the president" oh if only he knew
GET ON IT!!! my favorite part
"He walked out like he was Tesla" soo funny
YO. HE'S GONE THEY STILL CAME OUT WITH ANOTHER ONE! BILL BURR IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!
Bill delivered every single line in this rant like a GOD. I'm glad this happened on conan, because Conan always incites him to keep going
Preach Brother. The truth has been spoken finally.
This guy gets it. That is EXACTLY HOW IT WAS. Who is this guy? I like him now.
SWOgottaGO This is the great Bill Burr, check out his podcast(does one every-week) and his stand-up/his appearances on Joe Rogans Podcast, he is this generations best stand-up(next to Stanhope)
SWOgottaGO Bill Burr.
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Didn't Steve Wozniak do a lot of the actual programming??
yup jobs just took the credit.
Jobs was just a poser.
Anyone with normal social skills could have done what steve jobs did then huh ?
Lol Yes and they had a bunch of other enginners too, Steve Jobs didn't invent shit. Like always he knew a guy that knew a guy!
Nearly all.
@@Matador13th But who gave the engineers the vision and direction on what to do?
R.I.P. Eddie
Bill's classic rock analogies are the best