"How To Say BALLS In Multiple Languages" - MAZ JOBRANI (Watch Immigrant On Netflix)
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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2018
- This weekend learn how to say balls in multiple languages by watching my special Immigrant on Netflix. Enjoy and pass it on! Oh, and how do you say balls in your language?
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Divided by walls, United by balls.. 😂
#tattay
This comment 👌
Testicularly brilliant!
I can imagine all the south Asians on hearing "tatte"! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro just dead laughing😂😂
“Tate” is a way to call your dad in Bulgarian. 😂 happy I learnt that before going to India...
Lol
😂
Mariya Pepeldzhiyska Haha otherwise you would have screwed up bad
Urdu is Pakistani language
😂😂😂
In my language it s called missile
HG
LMAO
💀💀💀
R u sure?...... I heard it is called grenades
Waryaa 😂😂
i literally blacked out when he said tatte😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
Literally? That's not healthy.
Faisal Ali that’s not vegan
Baydat (Arabic) and it was yelled by an Arab girl 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that it was yelled by a girl is what made it great
kim jong un get some help
لبنانية تحديداً واضح من لهجتها , كثير فخورة بانجازها
this something you do with girls from your culture, the shoe of an Ara girl is a crown for your head do understand garbage.
Baydate really mean eags in arabic in real arabic balls are khissiatayne or à kalaoui
I love how the entire audience became involved. Very interactive, I like it.
In Maltese language... BAJD
You should watch andrew schulz
@@barakatullah1035 well lets hope he wont get offended
Its 1:47 am...Having n exam tomorrow n m watching......TATTE 😂😂😂😂
Literally same situation😂
Almost same I have day after tomorrow
Your result card will be receiving the same marks
😂👌✌
The Arab one was good to “BYDAD” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Today I felt proud of Urdu speaking 😂😂😂
Sahi das! 😂
True yar😂😂
Jbh ha tattay
Our language was the best one, TATTAY!
Yep🤣
Yes we are great
Tattay
That's what it's called in Hindi too lol , just made me crack with laughter when I heard it
Han Yaar Kasam Mien thou mar gia hahaha
In Japanese it’s called “kintama” and it means “golden ball”
😁😁😁😁
So きんたま means tokhm. 😍
@Deserve Not Desire Interesting :))
Stop taking animes seriously
@@parikshithsingh4798 Never!
In Urdu
Formal - Kapoor'ay
Informal - tat’ay
Khus'ye may also be a correct word
"Kapporey" isnt it refered for goat and cow testicle?
I am sindhi and we say Pay-la
So, does last name of Raj Kapoor comes from that word? No disrispect, loved his movies.
kapooray in arabic means crap :'D
In Urdu its "khusiye" (خصیۓ)...
2:57 total comedic perfection right there 👌🏼
Tante is a German word for Aunt. But my nephew used to called my wife as ”Tatte” when she was a child. She still mention her as Tatte! 😂😂😂
Wenn Ihre Frau weiß, was genau das bedeutet, dann würde sie sich schon freuen 😂😂😂😂
Tante not tattay😂
It's tattay bro not tante
Daddy, I learned so much today!
You mean tattay?
Why people think if they talk sex or profanity they are funny? He is wasting his entire show on asking questions come out what a waste of money and time I'm not going to waste my time here I just closed the video
@@literaturesurvey8837 you waste ur time in writing and crying about funny show :) and my time reading and commenting about you tear :) why you do this? Suck buy that
Literature Survey don't be so grumpy! it's fun and unites people from all cultures
@@literaturesurvey8837 why do people think if they talk about sex or profanity its not funny? Everyone has a different sense of humour so maybe you should look for a comedian with yours...many people really enjoyed it...and yeah when said in a good sense these jokes are really funny
I just laughed so hard at "TATTE" 🤣🤣
The Urdu one tho 😂😂😂😂
hahaha @MazJobrani ... that tattee headtilt was dope
*TOKHM.* 😂Love this man.❤️
In my language Tokhm means seed.... which is close enough to that XD
Malousak I barely remember any Persian I had learned back in school, pity. But yeah in Pashto seed is called Tokhm, that's close enough to Tokhmeh in Persian.
Abdul Karim any organ ir thing which is related to fertility and it looks like circlet or oval is called Tokhm in Persian. It can be balls or plant seeds. Tokhmeh is Persian used for some limited seeds like sunflower seed. Even we call egg: tokhm morgh (chicken)
Malousak Seed is not Tokhmeh. It's Tokhm.
Sunflower Seeds and stuff similar to that are called Tokhmeh.
And there are other words for Tokhm too, such as: Khayeh & Beyzeh.
Tokhm is seed in Persian I believe
.egg is to tokhm e morgh
BAYDAAAAT
Rami Alhouri NOO BAYDIS
"r u sure those aren't elephant balls"
- Maz
You're so creative when you go on interaction with the audiances
1 of the best clips of Maz.
This is gold !
That guy was ready for his turn look how enthusiastically he said "Tattttyyyy" 😂😂😂
I love how you engage with the live audience.
Taa t eeeeyyy"
🇵🇰 fam we here 😂❤
So funny and original. Thanks for bringing smile on our face!!!!
godly griddles this was definitely educational......feel much scholarly now...
but I have to point out midway. in Chinese, QIU(pronounced as in the video 2:00) meaning ball(round object meant to be played or kicked on a playground) doesnt have the same connation. For research purpose, a similar connotation for testicles in China is 蛋蛋（egg egg），pronounced as dan dan.
really crack me up Maz!
William Wu That could make it even funnier knowing that "dan" has multiple meanings in Persian (including seed or birdseed)
Yeah and she gave him a completely made up spelling lol, acting like she knows anything about Chinese…
Dan Dan sounds like two bells ringing
In Urdu We Also called Alex bhatti♥️
I love how diverse the crowd is
Do another special maz..already watched your specials like 100 time still makes me laugh 😂😂
The Urdu one was the funniest 😂😂😂😂😂
I could watch him 24/7 He is crazy funny!
Love the crowd interaction. Makes me want to come to a show. Death to COVID and I’ll be there brother.
Tukhm in urdu is used for seed such as tukhm e balangoo(chia seed) or tukhm dhatoora while balls are called khusiye or kapooray or someone in the audience said tattay
Urdu was hilarious 😂 tatae
In urdu we call them Kapoory but informally we call them Tatty 😂
@@r.9650 muje pata he g😜
LMBO I am from 🇧🇷 Brazil and we say bolas.
Our culhoes
Brazil most hottest woman nation
he is hilarious. love his style
Buy dat
In Pashtu we say
"Agay"
So Nice to see all these people become one through comedy.
I am laughig so hard at 2 am in the morning! This guy is hilarious!
hahahahaha...kheili ba maze.. To cheghad bahali Maz!
2:08 for all Pakistanis😂😂😂
This was hilarious. I'm still laughing.
splint3r C3ll you have no sense of humor ...
Elmer Ayala take your sense of humor in one hand, open Uranus with another hand. Then put your sense of humor inside Uranus. Thank You
I love you Maz!!
i'm crying man... best ever😂😂
I have recently started watchng ur clips nd i gues almost done wid 70% of them. .
U are amazing
Love 4rm pakistan
Jis tarah 4rm likha hai na pata chal gya tha Ke Pakistani ho batane ki zarurat nhi thi 😑
You r amazing maz
You know iranian does not laugh easily
But seriously u laghing us man
Thanks
Really good! Please release more videos
LOve IT Maz !
In Arabic:
(Khasa wee) eastern syrian dialects
(Bae dhat)most of arabic dialects
(Ta bat)in some cases
God..you are Amazing..tear to My eyes from loughing. Loud ..god bless you maz..love you...
I dono how missed your clips. Or may be I never got introduced... anyhow u r awesome man ... like your sense of humor
Maz - I’m laughing sooo loud . When do you come to uae next ??
We mostly Urdu & Punjabi folks actually Eat Tattay (balls) of Goat, Bull, that particular dish/food is called Kata Kat, very spicy & tasty.
Love from Tajikistan
In our language also Tukhm!
Your language is almost farsi
cause your langauge is also farsi cause we were one country with iran till 200 years ago
Because tajik is Persian, dont fool people han :p jk
I watched this special while in line at DMV lmao. It was great and I forgot at I was at the Dmv
Hahahaha I'm subscribed !!!
I watched this 3 times still funny
2:14 is the best thing I'll see today😂
In malaysia we called it "telor" which literrally means egg.
Top 10 comedian out there.
U nailed it maaz come to India
TATTY killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
مرسی واقعا چند سال بود انقدر نخندیده بودم ، عالی بود
You the best Maz
Im an arab u always made me laugh 😂 merciii
قراقر
Garaker
In Bahrain 🇧🇭
This is my favourite joke from you so far 😆😄
Very funny, he should do all his standup based on words from different languages.
In Iranian tokhm
In Hebrew is teti
Arabic" baydat" wish means eggs
But in Algérien Arabic we say klawi
Iranian isn't a language it's Persian.
@Prince Charles persian>Parsi>Farsi
Do you see how it works kid?
@@pax8496 Ok but it's Farsi.
Not bydis bydat 😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing
I needed this is my life
Omg. That made me hold my laugh and breath for a minute
Tattay are inspired from Latte "coffee"
Bayag
You’re so funny!i love you 😍
In Arabic
They're called khaswa
Or garager which is plural
You can also go with byood or baydhat depending on which part of Arab country you are.
بيضات
بيوض
خصيان
خصاوي
And many more
قلاوي في المغرب العربي خخخخخخ
قراقر
نقول لها كعال أو كعلان هههههههههههههههه
رانا في كل بلاصا اصاحبي خخخخخخ
MUSIC Pump من وين انت ؟
Isn’t Immigrant already on Netflix?
Maz its all balls brinjals..you nailed it 😂
Shit I keep rewinding the tatay part and can’t stop laughing🤣
Tokhm, Khaye in Iran
So much fun!
He nailed the tattay accent hahahahaha love this guy
"Tattay." Killed me.....
Love from Berlin
wie heisst "balls" auf Deutsche ?
wow zu viele :)
last shadow Kugel:)
ich lerne Deutsche ober es gibt zu viele wörter.
Markus Birth How many balls do you have in Germany?!
in amazigh ( the language of the indigenous people in the Maghreb) they are called: eemellalen
Maz You are Amazing :-D
In India we call it Aand.
Use of the word in idiom: Aand chahe jitna bada ho jaye rehta laand ke neeche hi hai.
FOXTROT Bakait! Omg 😂😂😂😂
FOXTROT Bakait! Lol we say it in Pak. Tattay jitnay baday ho jayen rehtay lund k neechay hi hain. Almost same.
Ali Gillani bro,although we are seperated by borders, but connected through Dicks.
FOXTROT Bakait! Oh that is a very wierd way to put it😂😂🤣
WAH WAH LOOT LI MEHFIL..........:D
In Assyrian we call them "ishkateh".
lmao
It’s sound „inch ka te“ in Armenian like what’s here 😂
@@suren2313 Interesting, because Assyrian and Armenian are not related. Perhaps borrowing occurred?
Classical Hebrew אשכים ashakhim , similar to the Assyrian Aramaic; Israeli slang ביצים beytzim “eggs” like the Arabic
You always make me laugh 😂😂😂
MAZ you and Russel should do something together that will be awesome!!!
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
"Tattey" is slang for balls.
"Kapooray" is used as a somewhat more formal word for it.
Who uses balls in the formal sense?
Ao agay? 😆
@@paulbenjamin6597 In case you want to write letter to your Boss about something wrong with your tattey i mean Kapooray (In formal way) :D
@@paulbenjamin6597 Medical books?
Kapooray only for animals
Best video on the internet
Always interesting ...