"Travel Ban 2.0" from Netflix special "Immigrant" - MAZ JOBRANI

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  • Опубликовано: 26 июн 2018
  • Here’s a clip from last year but sadly very applicable today! Protest the #Trump #TravelBan #MuslimBan #IranBan Bad #SupremeCourt Decision Enjoy and Share!
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  • @Mazjobrani
    @Mazjobrani  Год назад +1

    Check out my new comedy special on RUclips for FREE! ruclips.net/video/OtKhIhSgy78/видео.html

  • @karenkrayker4421
    @karenkrayker4421 6 лет назад +400

    I am a Lebanese girl who has a lot of health issues and anxiety,and every time i feel down i watch your sketches,and it helps me get better.so thank you ,متشکرم💚💚🇱🇧🇮🇷

    • @Abshir.Yariis
      @Abshir.Yariis 6 лет назад +8

      Clea Bia "LAUGH" can cure every health issues so laugh whenever you get the chance ❤❤

    • @edstarnoneed5556
      @edstarnoneed5556 6 лет назад +9

      Clea Bia
      I hope you get well asap ....
      God Bless

    • @MJ-wj8ld
      @MJ-wj8ld 6 лет назад +4

      Clea Bia, I do the same, when I'm down or stressed, I watch his videos, babies and puppies and I feel a lot better after a good laugh. I hope you feel better soon, just take life easy. God bless you!

    • @Zparjsn
      @Zparjsn 6 лет назад +3

      Get well soon dear...Lots of Love from India

    • @Roro-ce3ot
      @Roro-ce3ot 6 лет назад +4

      الله یعافيك ويشافيك ويكون بعونك يا رب 💙

  • @flyingcarpet943
    @flyingcarpet943 6 лет назад +302

    Maz is underrated,I hope he gets the break he needs...his materials are original and not like some other comedians "copied and pasted"

    • @330MillionGods
      @330MillionGods 6 лет назад +1

      All muslim comedians are biased for Islam and whitewash Islam.

    • @alijabbar6278
      @alijabbar6278 5 лет назад +6

      @@330MillionGods he is not Muslim .Islam is not a race. it is a religion....He dont have to be a Muslim just because his parents are Muslim...i think he is secular and dont have any bias for Islam...he make fun of it :))))))

    • @330MillionGods
      @330MillionGods 5 лет назад +1

      @@alijabbar6278 : Oh, c'mon, look at the way he keeps defending Islam and muslims. I doubt he is a non-muslim.

    • @alijabbar6278
      @alijabbar6278 5 лет назад +2

      @@330MillionGods since when muslim people drink wine and marry a non-muslim hindu...both of these are forbiden in islam...dont look at iran goverment fundalist acts..people of iran hate their fundamentalist muslims supported by regim and a lot of them like Israel...I think at best he try to repair prejudice view against middle eastern people not defending muslims

    • @330MillionGods
      @330MillionGods 5 лет назад

      ​@@alijabbar6278 : *" since when muslim people drink wine and marry a non-muslim hindu"*
      Some of the 9/11 hijackers gave their lives for the sake of Islam thus killing thousands of innocent non-muslims; They used to drink alcohol and did many other non-islamic things. Just bcoz they did a few non-islamic things does not make them a non-muslim, since they are willing to die for Islam and kill for Islam.
      Also, Maz's wife is an India, but he has not said that she is Hindu.

  • @ulkenrahmet8573
    @ulkenrahmet8573 6 лет назад +102

    At least you are able to protest. Not possible in my country, in Kazakhstan. Enjoy your life, beautiful people, eat great food but no no, no protests)))

    • @lf9825
      @lf9825 6 лет назад +6

      Z Sh Regards to kazakastan ❤ from beirut 😚

    • @raiedhamilton2506
      @raiedhamilton2506 6 лет назад +8

      One day you guys will have your rights

    • @HSA_1998
      @HSA_1998 6 лет назад +16

      If we protest in Iran, we will be called terrorists and got thrown in jail and maybe hanged.

    • @raiedhamilton2506
      @raiedhamilton2506 6 лет назад +6

      Hasan Azadi OMG, May God help you guys out there, take care

    • @MonirehRaha
      @MonirehRaha 5 лет назад +4

      I didn't know that 😮
      But at least you have Dimash 😉❤️

  • @matthewcibor4601
    @matthewcibor4601 6 лет назад +148

    I love this guy

    • @330MillionGods
      @330MillionGods 6 лет назад

      0:13 so what if those banned terrorist countries had not done terrorist acts in US; Are you going to ignore the fact that they have done terrorism in other countries ? or the fact that their religion tells them to do terrorism to people of other faiths ?
      Maz is defnender of Iran and muslims.

    • @candlewoodsuites8548
      @candlewoodsuites8548 5 лет назад +4

      @@330MillionGods You are an idiot. First of all Iranians are NOT Arabs. Secondly they have never done any acts of terrorism. And lastly Islam really is a peaceful religion.

    • @dan-mb2ne
      @dan-mb2ne 5 лет назад +3

      @@330MillionGods you are fucking stupid man did you go to school? Maybe 1 / 10000000 does a terrorist act doesn't mean every one does it and before talking about religion go and do some research kid

    • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
      @AlmostaFlipinSkater 3 года назад

      I like this guy.... cause he says what's on his mind. #1 comic, Maz Jobrani very good, very good, #1 comic.

  • @randomperson5564
    @randomperson5564 5 лет назад +30

    I am somali and we are only pirates 😂😂😂😂😂. you no have problem unless you are on a ship

  • @amy-zv2cf
    @amy-zv2cf 6 лет назад +122

    Really funny as always! You never fail to make me laugh. I showed one of your older videos “Arabs vs Persians” to my parents because my mom is Arab and my dad is Persian and they both laughed so hard. Thank you Maz! :)

    • @alirezaahmadi8944
      @alirezaahmadi8944 6 лет назад +2

      dame babat garm. chi sakhte! 😁

    • @mar1355
      @mar1355 6 лет назад +1

      Holo

    • @hesamrahmany9719
      @hesamrahmany9719 6 лет назад +1

      alireza Ahmadi zeshte dadash ba inke bahat movafegham😂

    • @gorsama-2190
      @gorsama-2190 6 лет назад +1

      bache ha zaie nakonin vali damesh garm XDD

  • @azinzahaki4901
    @azinzahaki4901 6 лет назад +20

    You are amazing Maz👍As an Iranain I am so so proud of you

  • @Roro-ce3ot
    @Roro-ce3ot 6 лет назад +32

    I love u Maz u’re the funniest person everrrr 😂💙 love from Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 دوستت دارم

  • @Nadeem-kv5ss
    @Nadeem-kv5ss 5 лет назад +13

    I am from kashmir,india.i watch your vedieos all the time to make a funny envirounment in my life.i appreciate your ability.

  • @williamwu5043
    @williamwu5043 6 лет назад +23

    Chinese here! love you! and love your work! Know you from wait wait, the recent one is good, also the junior one too.

  • @marshalmj688
    @marshalmj688 5 лет назад +28

    Thank you for putting a smile on our sad faces... Love from Syria ❤️

    • @passietls4149
      @passietls4149 2 года назад +1

      Peace Syria

    • @tritri5107
      @tritri5107 3 месяца назад

      Sad faces? 😂😂😂
      Dirty disgusting faces of typical Semitic liars.... Not all Europeans are dumb enough to believe in your fake tears...

  • @ElizabethYamada
    @ElizabethYamada 6 лет назад +76

    Love from Japan 🇯🇵 ❤️

  • @Vamusika
    @Vamusika 6 лет назад +18

    You just never disappoint! Hilarious and with a message!

  • @shreyashibhattacharya1593
    @shreyashibhattacharya1593 6 лет назад +27

    Hahaha..you are simply hilarious..at the same time such good message. Hats off man. So cool.

  • @jameshersheymusic
    @jameshersheymusic 4 года назад +8

    "Here I come copper out of my way, it's my right!!" 😂😂💀💀

  • @laohantun7404
    @laohantun7404 5 лет назад +4

    Every time I feel lonly....there your video pops out, I watched and watched all over again....' the axes of evil ' was so so great.....you are a gifted, blessed man Maz.....thanks for your hard works....

  • @xazarxazari7133
    @xazarxazari7133 2 года назад +2

    Never had I seen such skillful comedian like you Mazyar
    Thanks from Iran -Tabriz🇮🇷
    It is impossible to watch your videos without laughing deeply 🤣🤣🤣

  • @niloofaraflatooni8397
    @niloofaraflatooni8397 6 лет назад

    One of your best one!
    Thank you ...

  • @GameTimeOne
    @GameTimeOne 6 лет назад +1

    Love you Maz! You're awesome!!

  • @chloepearl1671
    @chloepearl1671 5 лет назад +2

    Maz yo so underrated, yo material is so original and so funny. Bless you

  • @mounia1mimi281
    @mounia1mimi281 5 лет назад +1

    I love you maz I watched all ure clips like over 10 times for each one and never get bored
    u are so funny I hope we'll be able to see more

  • @shadowhunter2668
    @shadowhunter2668 6 лет назад +39

    Dude that was really funny
    From Iran

  • @cestquoica
    @cestquoica 6 лет назад +4

    I've already seen this on Netflix but still so much fun to watch it again

  • @sharni888
    @sharni888 4 года назад +5

    This protest joke, I have watched it so many times, n i still find it interesting n funny 😅😅😂😂😂👍👏👏

  • @user-ed5he7ty3x
    @user-ed5he7ty3x 6 лет назад +2

    Hey maz you are amazing and i really like your videos , whenever i get stressed i watch your videos keep posting more stuff and spread the joy lots of LOVE from INDIA ur the best!

  • @chesirez00
    @chesirez00 4 года назад +5

    You're epic dude. Keep at it.

  • @reem_al_abyad
    @reem_al_abyad 6 лет назад +19

    I swear Mr jubrani ur amazing🤣

  • @enggercolina5936
    @enggercolina5936 5 лет назад

    Maz you’re very original god bless you and your family

  • @anshaydeshwar2687
    @anshaydeshwar2687 6 лет назад +1

    You are really amazing maz! Love from India ! 😊

  • @mahshadfar3475
    @mahshadfar3475 5 лет назад +1

    You are amazing, I love you maz ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Imwinner19
    @Imwinner19 5 лет назад +2

    Love you maz . From IRAN 🇮🇷 ❤️❤️❤️

  • @vishalshelake2358
    @vishalshelake2358 6 лет назад +105

    Hey Maz.. Love from India..

    • @G5Nvm
      @G5Nvm 6 лет назад +2

      Here we go again. Do your people ever get tired of spamming this in like every video?

    • @swastikaryanakagansgsta
      @swastikaryanakagansgsta 6 лет назад +13

      SxundsTV what's your problem, stop getting offended at every comment and go get a life .

    • @aaminali2743
      @aaminali2743 6 лет назад +3

      SxundsTV stop being so rude

    • @330MillionGods
      @330MillionGods 6 лет назад +3

      All muslim comedians are biased for Islam and whitewash Islam.

    • @kuvhlubkojzoonyob6940
      @kuvhlubkojzoonyob6940 5 лет назад

      No homo from OK India! !!

  • @alarcon99
    @alarcon99 6 лет назад +1

    Thanks for the laughs Maz!

  • @tamilsingamkumaresan7299
    @tamilsingamkumaresan7299 6 лет назад +7

    After 3:00 its blasting. Laughed like any thing

  • @asimusht3085
    @asimusht3085 6 лет назад

    Maz u r awesome!!

  • @N.haya_
    @N.haya_ 5 лет назад

    This really needs to be heard

  • @Son_of_aesthetics
    @Son_of_aesthetics 3 года назад

    A really talented and genius comedian👏🏻

  • @thetumultuousinside7844
    @thetumultuousinside7844 6 лет назад

    Awesome! Maz

  • @jackiec1175
    @jackiec1175 5 лет назад +3

    Absolute genius.😂🤣

  • @zahidm.haider4847
    @zahidm.haider4847 6 лет назад +3

    👏👏👏

  • @dagas1031
    @dagas1031 6 лет назад

    You are only make me loughing loudly. Love you pro

  • @baffledsquirrel2122
    @baffledsquirrel2122 5 лет назад +7

    Lmfao calm down white guy!!! 😂

  • @omidak663
    @omidak663 6 лет назад +1

    You are the best ❤️❤️❤️

  • @ramizq6226
    @ramizq6226 5 лет назад +2

    Maz, u are an Amazing person. I’m also a Muslim person living in America and I know the struggle you probably had to go through. The fact you were able to succeed especially as a Muslim American is amazing. ‏ما شاء الله

  • @umairusman
    @umairusman 6 лет назад +4

    Class act. Love from Pakistan to Maz

  • @EMILY-yw1qy
    @EMILY-yw1qy 4 года назад

    Love from Nigeria

  • @ahmedthelegend1231
    @ahmedthelegend1231 3 года назад

    My favorite act!!

  • @Mahtoor
    @Mahtoor 2 года назад

    Great!

  • @niushahabibi1214
    @niushahabibi1214 3 года назад +1

    I love this stand up about immigrants thats amazing

  • @sonicyouth788
    @sonicyouth788 6 лет назад +21

    4:08 ""now is the time to go to the bathroom""

  • @VickysStories
    @VickysStories 2 года назад

    Maz rocks!

  • @tanmaymehta3705
    @tanmaymehta3705 6 лет назад +3

    You are awesome Maz!!!!!
    When are you coming to India??
    We would love to have you here!!!

    • @rohanpoddar2562
      @rohanpoddar2562 5 лет назад

      People are too sensitive in India for his jokes.

  • @boulderbash4890
    @boulderbash4890 5 лет назад

    Omg so hilarious, i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thehot2799
    @thehot2799 5 лет назад

    Amazing 👑👑👑

  • @imfreeman2382
    @imfreeman2382 6 лет назад

    😂😂 you are so funny MAZ

  • @karlappolis3588
    @karlappolis3588 6 лет назад +1

    Yes protests are addictive!

  • @vijeeshm7317
    @vijeeshm7317 5 лет назад

    Dear you are the most loved stand-up comedian ever

  • @user-ie8pz6kv2c
    @user-ie8pz6kv2c 6 лет назад +5

    people laugh with this video but I feel a pain in my heart cause I know what it means to be treated as a god damned terrorist when you are not.
    زنده باد صلح، زنده باد حقیقت!

  • @okotray4577
    @okotray4577 5 лет назад +1

    Great, Started strong but ended funny. Message got

  • @pamsatira7784
    @pamsatira7784 5 лет назад

    im your new fan maz!

  • @F-Khan491
    @F-Khan491 6 лет назад +58

    You are the best in this business man. Where can i find your full videos?

    • @imanes3837
      @imanes3837 6 лет назад +7

      Netflix

    • @F-Khan491
      @F-Khan491 6 лет назад +2

      Iman Es well, i was kinda like looking for the free stuff :/

    • @soulpriestess1953
      @soulpriestess1953 6 лет назад +1

      Faraz Khan Netflix

    • @Simon-le9pm
      @Simon-le9pm 6 лет назад

      Faraz Khan ii

    • @walidak8229
      @walidak8229 6 лет назад +1

      Faraz Khan
      Absolutely and you'll get too much fan when it's free 😁✌️

  • @rosaazul88
    @rosaazul88 4 года назад +3

    There's 45 amendments 🤔😭🤣😂

  • @Fortem94
    @Fortem94 6 лет назад +1

    Hey! I love this bit But i had My headphones on listening to this at like 70% of max volume and i nearly shat myself and drove off the road because of the swosh sound at the end. Maybe you could just lower the volume of the sound or maybe remove it?
    I must say tho, i love your work and i really like all your cover of your national team im the world cup. As a Swede im proud and happy beyond belief after tonight’s 3-0 vs Mexico! Much love!

  • @ellelawliet1747
    @ellelawliet1747 3 года назад

    ❤ from Albania!

  • @Springview2011
    @Springview2011 6 лет назад

    I'm just gonna go protest here for a minute. Lol. 😄😄😄

  • @MultiSunzu
    @MultiSunzu 5 лет назад

    How do people protest in Iran? Oh shit, they can’t !

  • @rohankolhe6905
    @rohankolhe6905 6 лет назад +56

    Trumpatis😂😂😂😂😂

  • @414_Legit
    @414_Legit 6 лет назад

    🇮🇷 Maz your the best Babba 😎

  • @trenee799
    @trenee799 6 лет назад

    You are to funny!!😂😂😂💀

  • @johnasap777
    @johnasap777 6 лет назад +6

    September 11/2001, (seventeen years ago, 17 years ago) when will fear stop?

  • @Zparjsn
    @Zparjsn 6 лет назад

    I love your suit Sir

  • @pratiktayade2606
    @pratiktayade2606 4 года назад

    Bro where did you get this tie and suit from plss tell.???

  • @korankyeababio5794
    @korankyeababio5794 5 лет назад +6

    Little Korean excuse me.
    #Trumph must go. So must I. 😂😂😂😂

  • @kabbajgaming393
    @kabbajgaming393 6 лет назад

    We love you form Morocco

  • @mmoghimi7524
    @mmoghimi7524 5 лет назад +2

    You're so smart, love ya🙈

  • @nefertitimarzouk4051
    @nefertitimarzouk4051 6 лет назад +11

    😂😂😂😂 calm down white guy

  • @rosrychaplet
    @rosrychaplet 5 лет назад +1

    Never leave home without id

  • @alimoradi8454
    @alimoradi8454 6 лет назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard

  • @sakethshetty5248
    @sakethshetty5248 6 лет назад

    Maz! Huge fan from India ❤️ Thank you!

  • @synchronicity67
    @synchronicity67 Год назад

    "Excuse me excuse me...trump must go but so must I.."..😅👍

  • @raj3909
    @raj3909 6 лет назад +1

    Update your next live stand up event .would love to come and watch u live.

  • @alinamunir6933
    @alinamunir6933 6 лет назад +1

    love love love from pakistan

  • @waseemhaddad4796
    @waseemhaddad4796 6 лет назад

    are u going to make any shows in Germany ???

  • @kashansr9956
    @kashansr9956 6 лет назад +10

    Officer i am with you GOD BLESS AMERICA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    And the maxican gay this is the right time to go bathroom
    Love it!

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 6 лет назад +5

    Maz. you are an American. Iranian.

  • @BRAHyt
    @BRAHyt 5 лет назад +2

    ada yang dari pengen siaran? pengen pengen... pengen nonton jicomfest

  • @negativeindustrial
    @negativeindustrial 6 лет назад +2

    Maz is the most Iranian man in history.

  • @vipulmirajkar5742
    @vipulmirajkar5742 6 лет назад +1

    hmmm

  • @eriklehnsherr9249
    @eriklehnsherr9249 5 лет назад +1

    "There's 45 amendments?" lmaoooo

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 4 года назад

    Wicked suit

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 5 лет назад +1

    Sigh.. supposedly to learn a decent Persian accent, I'ma have to watch this guy?

  • @yogeshdeore4617
    @yogeshdeore4617 6 лет назад +1

    Hilarious as usual President.

  • @Gamer-so7mz
    @Gamer-so7mz 5 лет назад +2

    لا اله الا الله

  • @skjiyaul7241
    @skjiyaul7241 6 лет назад

    Love from India

  • @alexhu01
    @alexhu01 5 лет назад

    Joke aside, he also spoke the good, sad truth there.

  • @aracelidreitzler7220
    @aracelidreitzler7220 3 года назад

    Omg you are fucking hilarious.! Love from a Mexican!!

  • @dune0093
    @dune0093 6 лет назад +2

    i'm number 5

  • @fatimahusein2388
    @fatimahusein2388 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rolling

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 5 лет назад

      Love to all Muslim girls..from a non Muslim who respect their hizaab culture and admire their beauty

    • @fatimahusein2388
      @fatimahusein2388 5 лет назад

      BIG POPA PUM aww thank you my dear i really respect your lovely comment we love you too and we respect you as well

  • @twostrudelsplease2511
    @twostrudelsplease2511 5 лет назад

    That is the best male outfit i have ever seen