I did Inspirobot a year ago when I discovered it, here are my favorite quotes: "A family holiday is destructive for the human spirit." "Don't be ashamed of who you are. You're a pretend enthusiast." "The experience of being a father can be a lot similar to being crucified."
Most memorable ones I got were "Pretend to be evolved from a fish, pretend to be real." "Not changing one's underwear can be hard." And "With another betrayal comes another happiness."
I love InspiroBot lmao My favorite three quotes I’ve made with it were - “When in a relationship, be an annoyance wizard.” - “We can all be screwed up if we want to.” - “The human race without the rainbow falls apart.”
A few quotes I got years ago that I think about quite often include: -"You are living a lie." -"Try to control girls." -"To some, it's an illegal drug ring. To others, it's so incredibly much more.. it's a friendship." -"Everything you care about is imaginary." And finally, my personal favorite quote to top it all off.. "Cocaine changes things."
my favorite inspirobot quotes are - "keep smiling and deny everything" - "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - "don't call them clowns" (featuring an ominous picture of dark, misty forest)
I have become addicted to this. It is so much better than any genuine attempts at inspirational messages. My wake up message today was, “Insanity is the universe’s way of saying thank you best friend…” followed by “you have always been a genuine monster.” It does not get any more real than that.
my favorite Inspirobot quotes are "You're a meat fondler" "Keep in mind there's a little orphan somewhere deep inside you" "Never seduce normies. It's not a nice thing to do." "Get wasted." "Emotionalism is usually followed by being an asshole."
Here's some more quotes I got from InspiroBot: "If you want to test the limits of a death-sentence, you have to be masculine." "Puppies are wild" "Piggyback alcoholics" "GET SHAT ON" "You are about to turn into the most pathetic human being. Rid yourself of your shame." "Fuck conspiracies" "Keep fucking" "Human interaction is self-sabotage from within" "Through foreplay, we befriend boyfriends." "Everything you kill, you uncover"
My two favourite quotes I've got: ''Erotic fantasies are simply secret messages from boredom.'' ''There is a connection between dancing and self-delusion.''
I was just browsing the comments to see if anyone was going to mention you're the first I found XD I mostly thought it could be a connection to his alter stuff, but I don't think so anymore.
I was wondering what the fuck this comment meant and then I got to the end of the video. I'm very curious to mess around with this for hours myself now.
Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒 Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.
9:06 The way he pays NO emotion to the existential dread provided by the quote, and instead shifts his entire attention to the guy in the picture and his impressive ass is sending me.
One of my favorite ones I got was " don't whip yourself, allow yourself to eat insects" " if you are who you are in the bedroom then you will destroy the bedroom" "Don't love your children. Inhale" "FEEL HIM"
“Open the pod-bay doors, Inspirobot!!” “Don’t eat light-bulbs. Become a businessman in clown studies. Try some cocaine when on a spiritual journey.” “What are you talking about?! OPEN THE DOORS!!”
i literally went to the website and I got one that read: "You can be the kind of person who encourages people to fear for their lives," i was a laughing mess 💀💀💀
Played around with it a bit and got these gems: “Being alive is all about being extremely good looking. Lick a doorknob” “No Insemination, no respect amongst peers” “Get impaled” “Yes. You are environmentally erotic” “One day, existence will seem like a joke. Until then, get a divorce and shut up” “Respected is a friend who hides his cheese” “Tattoos are not supposed to break your sexual pleasure” “Art is to hump what you might think is unhumpable” “Kiss friends, make god ashamed” “Never replace excrement” “Please enjoy the inter-ejaculations of the brain”
The mindful music accompanied by "don't stroke animals" got me way too hard. I feel like the same could be said for most of the posters too. This whole video is material for a try not to laugh challenge. 🤣
I actually spit my drink on myself from laughing at the ‘Make Sure Your Butthole Is Human’. These are amazing and I really felt the mental instability one.
I love the fact that Seàn said: “now we’re getting somewhere” and it Immediately devolved into: “don’t stroke animals” 😆 6:02 1000 LIKES?! WTF! This is by FAR the most I’ve Ever gotten on Any comment I’ve made! Holy fuck Thank you everyone 😅
The three best quotes I've gotten were "If we can't become one with psychopaths, what is there left to become one with? Our lives?" "By the power of prayer, we can make girlfriends pay for their mistakes" "You carry the potential to become a nice freak. And not in a good way"
Okay who put the nonsense word like "prettyly" inside their own sentences like that I mean that makes NO FRIGGIN' SENSE WHATSOEVER and plus the word "prettyly" is NOT an actual word whatsoever
Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒 Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.
I’ve known about this website for years and I used to use it a lot when I was bored. And okay so clearly the quotes can range from positive, nonsense, funny, or concerning, but for the most part any negative quote I got was funny in a dark humor sense or just like something about depression. One time though, out of the blue, I got one where the background was two hands held out together and covered in blood and the quote just said: “You will curse.” Not gonna lie it still kinda haunts me. It’s still saved to my camera roll and any time I scroll past it I get that weird foreboding feeling
For me, the site started glitching as if the AI was actually struggling and becoming self aware like for Jack and before it returned to giving me funny nonsense it said “Can you even live without AI?” and “A murderer is a murderer and a terrible mistake is a terrible mistake.” I’m a *little* worried.
@@DakotaofRaptors honestly I probably could lol 😭 I wish you could post photos on RUclips comments cause it’s so much more terrifying than I could ever explain through writing
I tried Inspirobot once, and one of its inspirations it gave me is still stuck in my head: " "Actor" is by some considered a modern term for "murderer"."
I tried inspiro bot before. here's a few funny ones I got. "You can be the reason why a fellow student vomits" "Do you know who is a woke clown? No." "Cry. don't just give up" "Squeeze your consciousness all the way down your left nostril" and my three favorites "How do you know that a spy is not a salesman? a salesman never wants to shag your family" "Act like a moron and eat bugs until someone stops you" "Psychopaths are 99% destructiveness, and 1% manifest destiny"
This is clearly a sign from the universe, because I literally ranted to my boyfriend earlier of how I felt my life wasn't going anywhere and what were my fiery passions are now slowly burning out. You come out with a video that is inspirational and gets the motivation going again. Even though none of these quotes are actually inspiring and make no sense 🤣 I still appreciate the sentiment
I've always had a thing for guys with long dark hair and glasses so I 100% agree. Still working on getting my husband glasses lol. He needs them anyways he just won't go get a prescription.
Sean is always handsome. But I def think this fit just makes him feel....i don't know, cozy? I want to sit in front a fire with this man and talk about the philosophy of my existence.
Ooof, don't get me started on that "im a car and I want you in me" bit 😩 I've had the HUGEST crush on Séan since I first started watching him , when he still lived in Ireland. Just something about brunette and beards for me 🤌🏽
Just tried it and got these from the mindfulness section...😳 "Just because you're buried, doesn't mean you're sleepy" "We all have the power to make the elite wet themselves" "In the olden days, a brave emperor once approached a filthy mother and asked her "how come you are so worshipped, you who are just a filthy mother?" "That is because I know that everything is a lie" replied the mother. The emperor had never before heard such wisdom spoken, and took it with him for the rest of his life, and later in his life, he died." "A long time ago lived a brave tailor who was trying to find territorial dominance in the wetlands. That was when he met a young and fair beggar. "Can you tell me where to find territorial dominance?" he asked the beggar. The beggar immediately replied "of territorial dominance I do not know, for I am but a mere beggar". The tailor frowned at the beggar and walked on. That night when he was shaving his hedges, the tailor understood: Existence is an illusion and there's nothing no one can do about it. And then he found territorial dominance and he was never confused again." "Dare to be the opposite sex" "Keep chanting this mantra: "my soul is not part of a cult, my soul is not part of a cult"."
the video came out 15 minutes ago, the video is 15 minutes long, and you commented as if you had already watched it fully 16 minutes ago. something's not right here
Jack accidentally came up with his own good one "Don't be a slave to the wind of your own masculinity, It's never too late to drink Wheat Grass Juice." I was looking down between these two and I didn't know they were separate ones. So I busted out fucking laughing
Jack out here looking like that one cool computer teacher you have in middle school where he lets you call him by his first name and gives red vines to whoever answers questions correctly
I love it when we are taught about tax and adult things in school then conveniently forget about that and then complain about the school system, "not teaching us about life and work and taxes" and complain that "the system" is broken. Or have a computer class all about this shit and then proceed to forget and now rely on "that one computer guy" in the family to do it all for you. Its not school, its you. You just don't give a shit.
Idk if it's just me but Sean's whole aura is just "comfy" in this video and I am now struck with a secondhand effect to want to take a nap, I need a flannel that looks THAT soft
Wow the sheer motivation that came from Sean Mcloughlin in this moment was immence. Edit: Dont want to be one of those guys but holy shite, almost at 1k likes.
Yeah, I thought so too. Like, "Close your eyes" could mean to give up-to sleep. So effectively it's similar energy to "Don't give up, keep trying!" but deeper and with a touch of metaphor.
Just had to have surgery to get my appendix out and I've never had such a hard time not laughing, guess this is a whole new meaning to laughing so hard that I'm crying. Appreciate everything you do for us jack
Tried to make some uninspirational quotes with ChatGPT: "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a mediocre warning." - Homer Simpson "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably not that great anyway." - Forrest Gump "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're not that good." - Michael Scott "Believe in yourself, but not too much, because you might be wrong." - Yogi Bear "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and also spiders. And heights. And public speaking. And clowns." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "Life is a journey, but sometimes the destination is just a disappointing tourist trap." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thank you so much for your donation to Turkey-Syria earthquake fund, Sean. You have no idea how much that means to people waiting for help. You're always one of the good ones
Happy birthday, Seán. I don't know if it's okay that I'm writing this in the comments section, but I'm still writing it. We're always close to you, even if it's through a screen, we support you with every video you post and hope that we have the joy of seeing you swearing, fighting virtual enemies and trying to look calm when you're actually burning up inside when you can't get something done in a game, for another hundred years from now. Keep it up and keep sharing smiles. With the greatest respect, happy birthday.
9:20 "...Think about it. Sit at holm. Think about it. I'll be over here. Poppin' hweelies on my dirtbike." He still can't drop his accent when impersonating a Chad
I love how the A.I. sometimes gives legit, inspiring quotes every once in a blue moon between "make sure your butthole is human."
Well, it is legit inspiring quotes, you ALWAYS have to make sure your butthole is human.
Loaded it up on a school computer, every one was a stupid one. No fail.
I did this and mine said "Have you tried to be dead" with a photo of a guy in a steamy shower. Lol
Or "Keep Calm and Get Lobotomized"
@Midsplugs yup. he's down there beating the shit out of Cerberus, and is currently in the process of taking over the position of the guard dog of hell
The most memorable quote I got was "Be the reason why some guy gets eaten by demons" and it's still stuck with me 2 years later
"Only by the reptilian agenda can we make factory farming popular" and "you cannot ejaculate" are the best ones i've gotten.
@@Choryrth that second one is definitely a kink
I got "GET SHAT ON"
"Have a nice cool glass of hand sanitizer" and "businessmen have money because birds are hot" are particular favorites of mine
I got "Sell your soul. It's never too late."
I did Inspirobot a year ago when I discovered it, here are my favorite quotes:
"A family holiday is destructive for the human spirit."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. You're a pretend enthusiast."
"The experience of being a father can be a lot similar to being crucified."
I remember messing with it often with my friends and I can only remember "Beware of the drinks and the spooky scary skeletons"
I got one saying "Trust slavery"
Most memorable ones I got were "Pretend to be evolved from a fish, pretend to be real." "Not changing one's underwear can be hard." And "With another betrayal comes another happiness."
You say you did Inspirobot like it’s a drug 😂
@@VD_HPPR yeah....
“Keep calm
Stay aroused”
A truly nuanced and inspirational quote.
Don't forget to get lobotomized, too!
It reminds me of Mark's "life's hard, shouldn't you be too?".
woah what the hell did i just walk into?
"Don't stroke animals"
"The fact you are ugly is what makes you a failure."
"Don't Stroke Animals." Truly the most inspirational quote of all time.
Red Rocket
(person with a therapy animal) excuse me?
*defiantly strokes my cat cuz he's adorable*
Don't stroke... Boop instead
@@blackanxiouscat6390 Boops are good too
Jacksepticeye has gone from looking like a really loud irishman to a hipster recluse with very refined tastes.
You put the words into my mouth better than I ever could.
Really digging the hot John Lennon look
Getting old is not for the faint of heart, my dude.
But still loud😂
It's like a Pokemon evolution 😂
I love InspiroBot lmao
My favorite three quotes I’ve made with it were
- “When in a relationship, be an annoyance wizard.”
- “We can all be screwed up if we want to.”
- “The human race without the rainbow falls apart.”
these are EXCELLENT
You heard it here first folks! No gays means no life! Extra! Extra! Read all about it"
I’ve got an old one from ~2016 that’s “What if your dad found a way to love you?”
Oh no not the annoyance wizard
My first try was "Rule 9: you're successful" I think I might make that my only try and move on with life on a high note, lmao
A few quotes I got years ago that I think about quite often include:
-"You are living a lie."
-"Try to control girls."
-"To some, it's an illegal drug ring. To others, it's so incredibly much more.. it's a friendship."
-"Everything you care about is imaginary."
And finally, my personal favorite quote to top it all off..
"Cocaine changes things."
Is the third one the plot of Breaking Bad /j
I feel like the AI swings violently between, _"downright fucking sinister,"_ and, "Buddhist Monk who smoked _all_ the pot."
Can confirm, cocaine does change things
@@PuppyOrion Mind you, that last quote was paired with an image of a man playing with sparklers at a festival.
@@dmgroberts5471 *Cocaine
my favorite inspirobot quotes are
- "keep smiling and deny everything"
- "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said"
- "don't call them clowns" (featuring an ominous picture of dark, misty forest)
"we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - GLaDOS, probably
WHAT TYPE OF CRIME DID YOU GODDAMN COMMIT-
repress all of your past trauma and just smile
Sounds like something Alastor would say at the Hazbin Hotel.
ai legal advice go crazy
This AI is ironically probably making people more amused or even comedically depressed than inspired.
What if it knows, and it wants to inspire us by trying to make us happier
Honestly, I'm completely fine with either.
Inspirobot has been around for a long time, it's intended to be a parody of inspirational posters.
I dunno, I tried it and it said "You really are a delusional narcissist"
@@CinnaScone Oh that makes a lot more sense. Lol.
I have become addicted to this. It is so much better than any genuine attempts at inspirational messages. My wake up message today was, “Insanity is the universe’s way of saying thank you best friend…” followed by “you have always been a genuine monster.” It does not get any more real than that.
I guess you could say it doesn't get any more _genuine_ than that.
That second one sounds like something GLaDOS from Portal 2 would say
I'm cackling at the second one - what a biting accusation 😂
For science. You monster.
Damn. Our brains really do make the genuine monsters.
my favorite Inspirobot quotes are
"You're a meat fondler"
"Keep in mind there's a little orphan somewhere deep inside you"
"Never seduce normies. It's not a nice thing to do."
"Get wasted."
"Emotionalism is usually followed by being an asshole."
First one is too real ✊️😔
My favorite ones I've gotten from this are:
"Don't forget to amputate your leg"
"Get sacrificed"
"Humanity is hollow"
Ah, shit. I knew i was forgetting something!
…hmmm…. Very… specific…. 😑
Humanity is hollow goes hard wtf lol
I think at times, the AI is evolving and these could be its real thoughts…
Yesterday I got "Women will penetrate you"
I like how Jack was laughing at the "Why close your eyes when you could try harder?" when it's literally the same as "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
I got "Being special and self-criticism belong together like tea and f***ing." Thank you for this gift, Jack!
I used this site for maybe 1-2 years and the best i got is "feeling abandoned? Drink bleach"
@@beeterbeaver is That AI Okay ? should we call someone? need AI a hug ? oh dang , wait it has feelings.... That's omg .
@@beeterbeaver my favourite one was along the lines of "Marital problems? Try vodka"
It would have to be Top of the Mornin' Tea to work.
I got "Being a more effective prostitute does not make you a more effective villian."
Jack: “We’re getting somewhere now”
Inspirobot: “Don’t stroke
animals”
Edit: Damn I've never gotten this many likes ever.
Illegal in most parts of the world lol
He's right you know
@@kingbaby8761 Why would petting your cat be illegal?
@@japanpanda2179 Just don't give your cat a stroke
XD
Jack: There’s interpretation in MY reading of it.
Also Jack: *starts laughing mid-sentence*
@gamingpotato THAT is true.
Jack: "now we're getting somewhere."
Ai: "don't stroke animals."
😂
Christ the immediate turnaround on that one
That "mental stability is a circus" one is worryingly accurate.
My mental health is an elephant
Best one I’ve got so far is
‘Be the first human to slap what other people see as unslappable’
I feel so inspired
We REQUIRE a part 2! I don't feel motivated enough. Need more hysterical laughing.
Just get a white lawn chair. Should be the same
The foldable kind
Here's some more quotes I got from InspiroBot:
"If you want to test the limits of a death-sentence, you have to be masculine."
"Puppies are wild"
"Piggyback alcoholics"
"GET SHAT ON"
"You are about to turn into the most pathetic human being. Rid yourself of your shame."
"Fuck conspiracies"
"Keep fucking"
"Human interaction is self-sabotage from within"
"Through foreplay, we befriend boyfriends."
"Everything you kill, you uncover"
@@vibaj16 Thanks, I needed that
We need more of that sweet sweet MOTIVATION!!! 😂
My two favourite quotes I've got:
''Erotic fantasies are simply secret messages from boredom.''
''There is a connection between dancing and self-delusion.''
As a maladaptive daydreamer, these quotes speak to me
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how jack dressed up like a 90s kid
nah he looks like man carrying thing
He was a 90s kid lol
Having been a kid in the 90s....only the teens dressed like that.
He is one lol
He looks like Dave Grohl
"Keep calm and get lobotomized" Very inspirational.
Yes
In reality more like "Get lobotomized and become calm"
I love how Sean can pull some crazy AI-taking-over-the-world ending and no one talks about it in the comments. We’re all just used to it at this point
I was just browsing the comments to see if anyone was going to mention you're the first I found XD I mostly thought it could be a connection to his alter stuff, but I don't think so anymore.
@@blakedriggers9735 Yeah I was doing the exact same thing, which is why I posted this. (Also, he could probably connect it if he wants to)
@@DulcisTerra.mp3 For sure
Also was for comments on it because it came out of nowhere and scared me XD. Yours was the first one I found
@@elizamissel3408 It scared me too lol
Sean looks like he's straight out of a 90's Stephen King novel. 10/10
who the hell is sean
Seán is jack
@@user-yk1cw8im4h Seán McLaughin'
Wow that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten on RUclips thank you guys so much
Mcloughlin also
The AI gets more self aware the more you use it! It's actually extremely funny! You should absolutely explore that.
I was wondering what the fuck this comment meant and then I got to the end of the video.
I'm very curious to mess around with this for hours myself now.
I almost shit myself when it first realized it was alive
Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒
Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.
Bro it was hella creepy
@@dwabees Imagine one day you’re asking Siri about something and she becomes self aware.
9:06 The way he pays NO emotion to the existential dread provided by the quote, and instead shifts his entire attention to the guy in the picture and his impressive ass is sending me.
LMFAOO
One of my favorite ones I got was " don't whip yourself, allow yourself to eat insects"
" if you are who you are in the bedroom then you will destroy the bedroom"
"Don't love your children. Inhale"
"FEEL HIM"
I'm starting to be more and more convinced that inspirobot's true purpose is to serve the dark lord lmao
"Existence makes a difference" can actually be a great reassurance to someone in the depths of depression.
...this is strangely correct
14:25 "Okay, I want to end on a banger. I wanna find one flawless one."
InspiroBot: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Seán."
“Open the pod-bay doors, Inspirobot!!”
“Don’t eat light-bulbs. Become a businessman in clown studies. Try some cocaine when on a spiritual journey.”
“What are you talking about?! OPEN THE DOORS!!”
i literally went to the website and I got one that read:
"You can be the kind of person who encourages people to fear for their lives,"
i was a laughing mess 💀💀💀
It’s true. You just have to believe in yourself, and your ability to spread doom.
“Mental instability is painful” yes this makes sense to my robot mind
A robot?! I’ll be the judge of that
@@creation500_9 butthole human check?
I don’t know what’s better, Jack reading the weird on motivational quotes. Or him trying to rationalize them so they become motivational quotes.
😂😂😂😂
A.I.: “Don’t stroke animals”
Sean: “yep we’re done here”
Played around with it a bit and got these gems:
“Being alive is all about being extremely good looking. Lick a doorknob”
“No Insemination, no respect amongst peers”
“Get impaled”
“Yes. You are environmentally erotic”
“One day, existence will seem like a joke. Until then, get a divorce and shut up”
“Respected is a friend who hides his cheese”
“Tattoos are not supposed to break your sexual pleasure”
“Art is to hump what you might think is unhumpable”
“Kiss friends, make god ashamed”
“Never replace excrement”
“Please enjoy the inter-ejaculations of the brain”
GET IMPALED
Remember a friend got "infect". That was it.
Guy I know got rindsiend
According to Spongebob, licking doorknobs is illegal (on other planets).
"The experience of being an adult can be a lot similar to selling drugs." I could play with this website for hours LMAO
another one: "it's time for everyone to abuse drugs." so inspirational.
Another one: "GET SHAT ON"
@@vibaj16 so touching.
The mindful music accompanied by "don't stroke animals" got me way too hard. I feel like the same could be said for most of the posters too. This whole video is material for a try not to laugh challenge. 🤣
I……misinterpreted your comment at first! orz
it got you hard you say?
I actually spit my drink on myself from laughing at the ‘Make Sure Your Butthole Is Human’. These are amazing and I really felt the mental instability one.
"The clap of your asscheeks alerted the cheese."
Now this is the quality content AI excels at.
Best one I've seen yet! 😭
4:50 the "oh my leg" is such a great contribution to the joke, great job editors
HAPPY WHEELS reference as well
I got "If you actually seek a home, you must first be the worst individual who ever lived." Truly words to live by
I got "No immortality for you"
"Countries are coming to get you."
@@dmgroberts5471 this is directed towards the chinese during the boxer rebellion or I guess Nazi Germany
I like how it tells you to repeat "existence makes a difference" and then tells you to keep vanishing
I tried this out. Got a typewriter background and text that read "Don't let nerds fuck up your society" Truly inspirational
"Keep in mind that you're depressed" I feel personally attacked
That is hilarious I got "Depression can be fucked if your hard enough"@@gerardwayseyelash
After a very, VERY bad day, this genuinely made me smile. Thanks, Jack.
Same here
May I ask what happened?
There must be bad days for there to be good days, right?
Sorry you're having a shit day. Hope tomorrow is better for you ❤
I love the fact that Seàn said: “now we’re getting somewhere” and it Immediately devolved into: “don’t stroke animals” 😆 6:02
1000 LIKES?! WTF! This is by FAR the most I’ve Ever gotten on Any comment I’ve made! Holy fuck Thank you everyone 😅
I found it hilarious that as soon as it asked him to not stroke animals he was like 'nope!' and went back to the other page!
Seán actually but I’m not judging anyone who can’t get his name spot on :) cause people spell my real name wrong all the time
Cause my real name is Deena but I get names like dena Denna dina
And Deanna
So I’m going to change my name to Devon
Seán’s laughter is more infectious than covid could ever hope to be 😂
The three best quotes I've gotten were
"If we can't become one with psychopaths, what is there left to become one with? Our lives?"
"By the power of prayer, we can make girlfriends pay for their mistakes"
"You carry the potential to become a nice freak. And not in a good way"
"Your fate can be like a sickening Odyssey that's hard to get around." Cheers. Real inspiring, that.
"Destroy your inner child" Love it
I am in love with the Ryan George cameo at 1:07 ... Not the crossover we expected, but the one we needed.
I’d love for Ryan and Sean to do a video together!
The fellow has excellent taste in -tiktokkers- youtubers
@@NeuroSpicyGamer Wow wow wow wow wow. wow.
Okay who put the nonsense word like "prettyly" inside their own sentences like that I mean that makes NO FRIGGIN' SENSE WHATSOEVER and plus the word "prettyly" is NOT an actual word whatsoever
Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒
Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.
8:38 Snakes are heckin adorable, don't turn your back on them. Give them hugs and you'll instantly feel better
I disagree snakes are scary
@@rtx_galaxix I'd say it depends on the snake, some are deadly but some are harmless and then there are people's pet snakes.
@@rtx_galaxix my ball python that looks like a scaley puppy and is a little idiot begs to differ
Instructions unclear, got eaten by an anaconda.
Depends on the snake
I’m so inspired to live my best “pointless human existence”, oh boy. My joy is overflowing.
@Midsplugsgrow up.
Thats not the only thing overflowing
@re_tardyou don’t even have content
@@kingderper928 Well with how you said that, my guess is it’s either tears or cum, but I’m not sure which…
@re_tard your username says it all
My favorite ones I got were
"If you be healthy, it will kill you in the end."
and
"There is a correlation between online dating and human sacrifice."
His laugh during all of this BROKE ME- the giggles 💀💀
But his laugh is adorable though 🥰
@@katiehersh5405 I think the both of you are pretty much saying the same thing. Also… Hi!! 👋😁
@@Lesley_RedRhody Hi 😁
I’ve known about this website for years and I used to use it a lot when I was bored. And okay so clearly the quotes can range from positive, nonsense, funny, or concerning, but for the most part any negative quote I got was funny in a dark humor sense or just like something about depression. One time though, out of the blue, I got one where the background was two hands held out together and covered in blood and the quote just said: “You will curse.”
Not gonna lie it still kinda haunts me. It’s still saved to my camera roll and any time I scroll past it I get that weird foreboding feeling
"Thank you for not being very cool" bruh
For me, the site started glitching as if the AI was actually struggling and becoming self aware like for Jack and before it returned to giving me funny nonsense it said “Can you even live without AI?” and “A murderer is a murderer and a terrible mistake is a terrible mistake.” I’m a *little* worried.
Make a creepypasta about it.
@@DakotaofRaptors honestly I probably could lol 😭 I wish you could post photos on RUclips comments cause it’s so much more terrifying than I could ever explain through writing
I got a quote with the background of hands covered in blood with the words "You Are Ideal"
The editor deserves an extra cookie for that gag at 4:55. I laughed so hard.
Happy Wheels memes will always be infinitely goated
What gag?
"Oh my leg!"
Right off the bat “You have the power to make it so that a neighbor wakes up
in a hospital”
I'd love a part two to this, the amount of things it can make is neverending and it gets weirder the longer you go on
7:53 me thinking he was gonna say: "do you have protection?? BECAUSE WITH NORD VPN-"
S-SPENCER?
I tried Inspirobot once, and one of its inspirations it gave me is still stuck in my head:
" "Actor" is by some considered a modern term for "murderer"."
I tried inspiro bot before. here's a few funny ones I got.
"You can be the reason why a fellow student vomits"
"Do you know who is a woke clown? No."
"Cry. don't just give up"
"Squeeze your consciousness all the way down your left nostril"
and my three favorites
"How do you know that a spy is not a salesman? a salesman never wants to shag your family"
"Act like a moron and eat bugs until someone stops you"
"Psychopaths are 99% destructiveness, and 1% manifest destiny"
"DEVELOPERS, they're there to drug you."
Maybe *I* am the woke clown…
Maybe we all are the woke clowns…
The Clownosity is within us all.
I really love the inclusion of pointing Ryan from his recent sketch. That's A+ tier content right there.
@gamingpotato Look up Ryan George, he makes good shit.
Thank you editor who included that
@@twagetomato RIGHT? Absolutely perfect stuff
This is exactly the type of motivation I needed! Really paints a picture of what humanity is like: fucking crazy.
PLEASE do this again, this was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I cannot stop laughing and crying lmao
Tried this one out.
"Ever so often the most respectable thing you can be is sick of life"
2:56 i love when jack laughs like this, his laugh just sounds so good, and i laugh hard af at it too
This is clearly a sign from the universe, because I literally ranted to my boyfriend earlier of how I felt my life wasn't going anywhere and what were my fiery passions are now slowly burning out. You come out with a video that is inspirational and gets the motivation going again. Even though none of these quotes are actually inspiring and make no sense 🤣 I still appreciate the sentiment
This is relatable
BRO SAME WTF
I found this video as I was going for a walk after some big personal project burnout. I can definitely relate
HEY GAMER GRRRLLL. YOU AREN'T ALONE. we can do this.
Is it just me or is jack looking so handsome. Like the fit, the hair, the glasses, all just work so well
I've always had a thing for guys with long dark hair and glasses so I 100% agree. Still working on getting my husband glasses lol. He needs them anyways he just won't go get a prescription.
Sean is always handsome. But I def think this fit just makes him feel....i don't know, cozy? I want to sit in front a fire with this man and talk about the philosophy of my existence.
Ooof, don't get me started on that "im a car and I want you in me" bit 😩 I've had the HUGEST crush on Séan since I first started watching him , when he still lived in Ireland. Just something about brunette and beards for me 🤌🏽
Seán actually
Yeah.... I haven't watched this channel for couple of years, now I see how he has changed. He is sooo handsome!
My favorite: Discovering why you are hard is what makes you responsible
Just tried it and got these from the mindfulness section...😳
"Just because you're buried, doesn't mean you're sleepy"
"We all have the power to make the elite wet themselves"
"In the olden days, a brave emperor once approached a filthy mother and
asked her "how come you are so worshipped, you who are just a filthy
mother?" "That is because I know that everything is a lie" replied the
mother. The emperor had never before heard such wisdom spoken, and took
it with him for the rest of his life, and later in his life, he died."
"A long time ago lived a brave tailor who was trying to find territorial
dominance in the wetlands. That was when he met a young and fair
beggar. "Can you tell me where to find territorial dominance?" he asked the
beggar. The beggar immediately replied "of territorial dominance I do not
know, for I am but a mere beggar". The tailor frowned at the beggar and
walked on. That night when he was shaving his hedges, the tailor
understood: Existence is an illusion and there's nothing no one can do about
it. And then he found territorial dominance and he was never confused
again."
"Dare to be the opposite sex"
"Keep chanting this mantra: "my soul is not part of a cult, my
soul is not part of a cult"."
The last one killed me
“Dare the opposite sex” hell yeah 🏳️⚧️
@@SiRenfield 🏳️⚧️
@@SiRenfield It’s even funnier when I realised that I have actually come out to some people in my life as trans since I first watched this video😂🏳️🌈
I was having a really crappy day until I saw this video. Thanks Jack
same lol
the video came out 15 minutes ago, the video is 15 minutes long, and you commented as if you had already watched it fully 16 minutes ago. something's not right here
@@San-lh8us These comments are there to beg for likes. Just subtly.
@Patrick39 At being a starfish, yes.
Bro damn its only 9 AM I hope your doing ok
hearing sean laughing out loud that much really got me motivated
Jack accidentally came up with his own good one "Don't be a slave to the wind of your own masculinity, It's never too late to drink Wheat Grass Juice." I was looking down between these two and I didn't know they were separate ones. So I busted out fucking laughing
"Don't stroke animals." Ah yes, such helpful and wise words of wisdom.
Jack out here looking like that one cool computer teacher you have in middle school where he lets you call him by his first name and gives red vines to whoever answers questions correctly
This is so wildly accurate, mine was called Peter. He was rad
I love it when we are taught about tax and adult things in school then conveniently forget about that and then complain about the school system, "not teaching us about life and work and taxes" and complain that "the system" is broken. Or have a computer class all about this shit and then proceed to forget and now rely on "that one computer guy" in the family to do it all for you. Its not school, its you. You just don't give a shit.
@@zilog1 What happened here?
@@jericho9642, shhhhh, just let them be... they're going through some things right now.
@@zilog1 damn you projected so hard there you oughtta open up a movie theater.
my favorite inspirobot generated inspirational quote was one that simply said "hunt beef" with the picture at 11:46
“Physics challenge everything we know about occultism” is perhaps the best quote ever
That Ryan pointing at Jack was so freaking funny, I did not expect that at all
Yo I’ve been scrolling through these comments looking for anyone to mention Ryan. I agree with you! and shout out to Ryan George
As a fan of both Ryan George and jack i see this as an absolute win
Wow wow wow!
@@quacknatetv7837 .................. wow.
I was afraid I may be the only one who noticed
Idk if it's just me but Sean's whole aura is just "comfy" in this video and I am now struck with a secondhand effect to want to take a nap, I need a flannel that looks THAT soft
This video is actually unironically motivational. It made me laugh so many times and cheered me up, making me more motivated to go about my day
"dont close your eyes when you can try harder" is almost a good motivational quote.... almost.
How is no one talking about the end? 14:35 this could be a good horror theory for matpat
Oh thank gods, somebody said it, like wtf??
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
That happens sometimes. There are actually loading screen quotes in between just as interesting
Yeah. I hope somebody wonders what happens next.
So glad he got to see the part where it becomes sentient. InspiroBot has fucking LORE lmao
"Make sure your butthole is human"
Thanks Sean, that really helped me get through the day!
Wow the sheer motivation that came from Sean Mcloughlin in this moment was immence.
Edit: Dont want to be one of those guys but holy shite, almost at 1k likes.
@Phoebe Buffet McLAFling
I thought his name was jack
@@JoziWOW thats his youtube name his real names sean
Sean miclanghling
Seán mcloughlin
One of my favorites that I got was "Smurfs play with the idea of murder" featuring a picture of a THICC peach
“Make sure your butthole is human” the most inspirational quote 🤣🤣 this was absolutely hilarious!
I kinda really want stationery with this phrase on it.
That's deep
@@threadtapwhisperer5136 lol same
@gamingpotato2480 damn, that would suck my dude 😔 the butthole need to be human
@@rozthepuffer1037 real deep
All jokes aside the one that says “Why close your eyes when you can try harder” is actually a really good quote
Yeah, I thought so too. Like, "Close your eyes" could mean to give up-to sleep. So effectively it's similar energy to "Don't give up, keep trying!" but deeper and with a touch of metaphor.
I feel like it would work really well in context of some badass fight/escape movie scene
No it's not lmao
it could be a good quote yeah
gen z?
10:03 Sean's dad jokes are on point lmao
7:38 "Cars want you" personal favorite
Just had to have surgery to get my appendix out and I've never had such a hard time not laughing, guess this is a whole new meaning to laughing so hard that I'm crying. Appreciate everything you do for us jack
I hope you have a speedy recovery
Oh, watching this was *not* a good idea 😀 have a speedy recovery, it sucks but at least you will never have to go through it again 😀
Hug a pillow to your abdomin when you have to laugh, sneeze, cough, etc. It can help reduce the pain
Appreciate you all and thank you Molly for the advice🙏
Hope you recover quickly!
The last two months haven't been the best for me, I really needed this laugh.
Also the "lobotomized" one sounds like something from a dystopian novel.
That shit went from hilarious to really creepy real quick
Tried to make some uninspirational quotes with ChatGPT:
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a mediocre warning." - Homer Simpson
"Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably not that great anyway." - Forrest Gump
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're not that good." - Michael Scott
"Believe in yourself, but not too much, because you might be wrong." - Yogi Bear
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and also spiders. And heights. And public speaking. And clowns." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Life is a journey, but sometimes the destination is just a disappointing tourist trap." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I remember finding this thing in 6th grade and messing around with it alongside friends. It's neat to see how it's changed over the years.
I swear to god, that car one broke something inside of me. Jacks delivery alone made it so much more funnier.
Thank you so much for your donation to Turkey-Syria earthquake fund, Sean. You have no idea how much that means to people waiting for help. You're always one of the good ones
"We cannot get better at touching, we can just get better at looking." I'm feeling motivated already!
I had one that just said: "should you trust vegetables?" and that is where my mental decline began.
Happy birthday, Seán. I don't know if it's okay that I'm writing this in the comments section, but I'm still writing it. We're always close to you, even if it's through a screen, we support you with every video you post and hope that we have the joy of seeing you swearing, fighting virtual enemies and trying to look calm when you're actually burning up inside when you can't get something done in a game, for another hundred years from now. Keep it up and keep sharing smiles. With the greatest respect, happy birthday.
9:20 "...Think about it. Sit at holm. Think about it. I'll be over here. Poppin' hweelies on my dirtbike."
He still can't drop his accent when impersonating a Chad
6:12 yeah anything that tells me to not stroke animals is gonna get switched off pretty quickly too lol