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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2023
  • Inspirobot is a website that AI generates hilarious motivational quotes
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    Twitter : / jacksepticeye
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    Edited By: / pixl_pit
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  • @mlgamings6110
    @mlgamings6110 Год назад +7118

    I love how the A.I. sometimes gives legit, inspiring quotes every once in a blue moon between "make sure your butthole is human."

    • @kekahoz
      @kekahoz Год назад +242

      Well, it is legit inspiring quotes, you ALWAYS have to make sure your butthole is human.

    • @obviousyoutuber
      @obviousyoutuber Год назад +58

      Loaded it up on a school computer, every one was a stupid one. No fail.

    • @FredXWeasleyXForever
      @FredXWeasleyXForever Год назад +84

      I did this and mine said "Have you tried to be dead" with a photo of a guy in a steamy shower. Lol

    • @ianmcpeck424
      @ianmcpeck424 Год назад +50

      Or "Keep Calm and Get Lobotomized"

    • @professormutant3252
      @professormutant3252 Год назад +33

      @Midsplugs yup. he's down there beating the shit out of Cerberus, and is currently in the process of taking over the position of the guard dog of hell

  • @thasha_owl
    @thasha_owl Год назад +5301

    The most memorable quote I got was "Be the reason why some guy gets eaten by demons" and it's still stuck with me 2 years later

    • @Choryrth
      @Choryrth Год назад +407

      "Only by the reptilian agenda can we make factory farming popular" and "you cannot ejaculate" are the best ones i've gotten.

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Год назад +107

      @@Choryrth that second one is definitely a kink

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +159

      I got "GET SHAT ON"

    • @ianluk6385
      @ianluk6385 Год назад +154

      "Have a nice cool glass of hand sanitizer" and "businessmen have money because birds are hot" are particular favorites of mine

    • @therealwuffo
      @therealwuffo Год назад +118

      I got "Sell your soul. It's never too late."

  • @sajpet4676
    @sajpet4676 Год назад +2693

    “Keep calm
    Stay aroused”
    A truly nuanced and inspirational quote.

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 Год назад +1

      Don't forget to get lobotomized, too!

    • @skull-shapedmask4616
      @skull-shapedmask4616 11 месяцев назад +107

      It reminds me of Mark's "life's hard, shouldn't you be too?".

    • @d_stelthe_1251
      @d_stelthe_1251 11 месяцев назад +8

      woah what the hell did i just walk into?

    • @iquitokay
      @iquitokay 10 месяцев назад +18

      "Don't stroke animals"

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 3 месяца назад +6

      "The fact you are ugly is what makes you a failure."

  • @someguy6866
    @someguy6866 Год назад +1168

    Jack: “We’re getting somewhere now”
    Inspirobot: “Don’t stroke animals”

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 7 месяцев назад +11

      Illegal in most parts of the world lol

    • @chadgray1148
      @chadgray1148 6 месяцев назад +8

      He's right you know

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 месяца назад +7

      @@kingbaby8761 Why would petting your cat be illegal?

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 2 месяца назад +6

      @@japanpanda2179 Just don't give your cat a stroke

    • @ZippyCoons
      @ZippyCoons Месяц назад +1

      XD

  • @christscrackers647
    @christscrackers647 Год назад +3914

    "Don't Stroke Animals." Truly the most inspirational quote of all time.

    • @jjc5871
      @jjc5871 Год назад +30

      Red Rocket

    • @Haze-xr9rc
      @Haze-xr9rc Год назад +38

      (person with a therapy animal) excuse me?

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Год назад +13

      *defiantly strokes my cat cuz he's adorable*

    • @blackanxiouscat6390
      @blackanxiouscat6390 Год назад +9

      Don't stroke... Boop instead

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Год назад +1

      @@blackanxiouscat6390 Boops are good too

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 Год назад +1658

    This AI is ironically probably making people more amused or even comedically depressed than inspired.

    • @dboi1656
      @dboi1656 Год назад +46

      What if it knows, and it wants to inspire us by trying to make us happier

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 Год назад +22

      Honestly, I'm completely fine with either.

    • @SeilenK
      @SeilenK Год назад +24

      Inspirobot has been around for a long time, it's intended to be a parody of inspirational posters.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +1

      I dunno, I tried it and it said "You really are a delusional narcissist"

    • @namelessnavnls8060
      @namelessnavnls8060 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@SeilenK Oh that makes a lot more sense. Lol.

  • @boop7354
    @boop7354 Год назад +921

    my favorite inspirobot quotes are
    - "keep smiling and deny everything"
    - "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said"
    - "don't call them clowns" (featuring an ominous picture of dark, misty forest)

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 11 месяцев назад +50

      "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - GLaDOS, probably

    • @lokiruiz2246
      @lokiruiz2246 11 месяцев назад +19

      WHAT TYPE OF CRIME DID YOU GODDAMN COMMIT-

    • @datcap6289
      @datcap6289 10 месяцев назад +8

      repress all of your past trauma and just smile

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 9 месяцев назад +5

      Sounds like something Alastor would say at the Hazbin Hotel.

    • @atig51
      @atig51 13 дней назад

      ai legal advice go crazy

  • @fursuitjumpscare
    @fursuitjumpscare Год назад +578

    A few quotes I got years ago that I think about quite often include:
    -"You are living a lie."
    -"Try to control girls."
    -"To some, it's an illegal drug ring. To others, it's so incredibly much more.. it's a friendship."
    -"Everything you care about is imaginary."
    And finally, my personal favorite quote to top it all off..
    "Cocaine changes things."

    • @littlewolfyzapling8810
      @littlewolfyzapling8810 11 месяцев назад +43

      Is the third one the plot of Breaking Bad /j

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 9 месяцев назад +51

      I feel like the AI swings violently between, _"downright fucking sinister,"_ and, "Buddhist Monk who smoked _all_ the pot."

    • @TheGaymer-nj9jt
      @TheGaymer-nj9jt 8 месяцев назад +20

      Can confirm, cocaine does change things

    • @fursuitjumpscare
      @fursuitjumpscare 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@TheGaymer-nj9jt Mind you, that last quote was paired with an image of a man playing with sparklers at a festival.

    • @fursuitjumpscare
      @fursuitjumpscare 8 месяцев назад

      @@dmgroberts5471 *Cocaine

  • @marvin6326
    @marvin6326 Год назад +22188

    Jacksepticeye has gone from looking like a really loud irishman to a hipster recluse with very refined tastes.

    • @Shade2800
      @Shade2800 Год назад +490

      You put the words into my mouth better than I ever could.

    • @jarbackk447
      @jarbackk447 Год назад +426

      Really digging the hot John Lennon look

    • @2LaneTraveler
      @2LaneTraveler Год назад +162

      Getting old is not for the faint of heart, my dude.

    • @ryanjones5152
      @ryanjones5152 Год назад +115

      But still loud😂

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji Год назад +109

      It's like a Pokemon evolution 😂

  • @emerythegremlin5727
    @emerythegremlin5727 Год назад +3352

    I love InspiroBot lmao
    My favorite three quotes I’ve made with it were
    - “When in a relationship, be an annoyance wizard.”
    - “We can all be screwed up if we want to.”
    - “The human race without the rainbow falls apart.”

    • @ethereality1565
      @ethereality1565 Год назад +89

      these are EXCELLENT

    • @a_dusty_book
      @a_dusty_book Год назад +272

      You heard it here first folks! No gays means no life! Extra! Extra! Read all about it"

    • @iron_Will
      @iron_Will Год назад +142

      I’ve got an old one from ~2016 that’s “What if your dad found a way to love you?”

    • @kaja3932
      @kaja3932 Год назад +66

      Oh no not the annoyance wizard

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 Год назад +59

      My first try was "Rule 9: you're successful" I think I might make that my only try and move on with life on a high note, lmao

  • @0ddyssey
    @0ddyssey Год назад +182

    my favorite Inspirobot quotes are
    "You're a meat fondler"
    "Keep in mind there's a little orphan somewhere deep inside you"
    "Never seduce normies. It's not a nice thing to do."
    "Get wasted."
    "Emotionalism is usually followed by being an asshole."

    • @johnnemo5793
      @johnnemo5793 12 дней назад

      First one is too real ✊️😔

  • @themindbenderr
    @themindbenderr Год назад +205

    My two favourite quotes I've got:
    ''Erotic fantasies are simply secret messages from boredom.''
    ''There is a connection between dancing and self-delusion.''

  • @Zora_TheSideCharacter
    @Zora_TheSideCharacter Год назад +1473

    My favorite ones I've gotten from this are:
    "Don't forget to amputate your leg"
    "Get sacrificed"
    "Humanity is hollow"

    • @simpli_A
      @simpli_A Год назад +45

      Ah, shit. I knew i was forgetting something!

    • @The_Artist_Official
      @The_Artist_Official 11 месяцев назад +6

      …hmmm…. Very… specific…. 😑

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 11 месяцев назад +36

      Humanity is hollow goes hard wtf lol

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 11 месяцев назад +4

      I think at times, the AI is evolving and these could be its real thoughts…

    • @spookysoup6062
      @spookysoup6062 11 месяцев назад

      Yesterday I got "Women will penetrate you"

  • @chelm811
    @chelm811 Год назад +2557

    I have become addicted to this. It is so much better than any genuine attempts at inspirational messages. My wake up message today was, “Insanity is the universe’s way of saying thank you best friend…” followed by “you have always been a genuine monster.” It does not get any more real than that.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya Год назад +74

      I guess you could say it doesn't get any more _genuine_ than that.

    • @binkus_
      @binkus_ Год назад +47

      That second one sounds like something GLaDOS from Portal 2 would say

    • @madison4598
      @madison4598 Год назад +22

      I'm cackling at the second one - what a biting accusation 😂

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron Год назад +14

      For science. You monster.

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 Год назад +5

      Damn. Our brains really do make the genuine monsters.

  • @50PH1E_DOE5_5TUFF
    @50PH1E_DOE5_5TUFF 8 месяцев назад +64

    Best one I’ve got so far is
    ‘Be the first human to slap what other people see as unslappable’
    I feel so inspired

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +2578

    I got "Being special and self-criticism belong together like tea and f***ing." Thank you for this gift, Jack!

    • @beeterbeaver
      @beeterbeaver Год назад +169

      I used this site for maybe 1-2 years and the best i got is "feeling abandoned? Drink bleach"

    • @CNomeysWorld
      @CNomeysWorld Год назад +70

      @@beeterbeaver is That AI Okay ? should we call someone? need AI a hug ? oh dang , wait it has feelings.... That's omg .

    • @identity9590
      @identity9590 Год назад +81

      @@beeterbeaver my favourite one was along the lines of "Marital problems? Try vodka"

    • @Moraenil
      @Moraenil Год назад +6

      It would have to be Top of the Mornin' Tea to work.

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Год назад

      I got "Being a more effective prostitute does not make you a more effective villian."

  • @garyfantastica
    @garyfantastica Год назад +694

    Jack: "now we're getting somewhere."
    Ai: "don't stroke animals."
    😂

    • @dboi1656
      @dboi1656 Год назад +9

      Christ the immediate turnaround on that one

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Год назад +195

    14:25 "Okay, I want to end on a banger. I wanna find one flawless one."
    InspiroBot: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Seán."

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 8 месяцев назад +12

      “Open the pod-bay doors, Inspirobot!!”
      “Don’t eat light-bulbs. Become a businessman in clown studies. Try some cocaine when on a spiritual journey.”
      “What are you talking about?! OPEN THE DOORS!!”

  • @emmageyman8621
    @emmageyman8621 Год назад +157

    One of my favorite ones I got was " don't whip yourself, allow yourself to eat insects"
    " if you are who you are in the bedroom then you will destroy the bedroom"
    "Don't love your children. Inhale"
    "FEEL HIM"

    • @johnnemo5793
      @johnnemo5793 12 дней назад

      I'm starting to be more and more convinced that inspirobot's true purpose is to serve the dark lord lmao

  • @MartyTheGamer
    @MartyTheGamer Год назад +845

    We REQUIRE a part 2! I don't feel motivated enough. Need more hysterical laughing.

    • @damienwest196
      @damienwest196 Год назад +6

      Just get a white lawn chair. Should be the same

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад +3

      The foldable kind

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад

      Here's some more quotes I got from InspiroBot:
      "If you want to test the limits of a death-sentence, you have to be masculine."
      "Puppies are wild"
      "Piggyback alcoholics"
      "GET SHAT ON"
      "You are about to turn into the most pathetic human being. Rid yourself of your shame."
      "Fuck conspiracies"
      "Keep fucking"
      "Human interaction is self-sabotage from within"
      "Through foreplay, we befriend boyfriends."
      "Everything you kill, you uncover"

    • @MartyTheGamer
      @MartyTheGamer Год назад

      @@vibaj16 Thanks, I needed that

    • @Newtonbur
      @Newtonbur Год назад

      We need more of that sweet sweet MOTIVATION!!! 😂

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato Год назад +798

    I like how Jack was laughing at the "Why close your eyes when you could try harder?" when it's literally the same as "I'll sleep when I'm dead"

  • @silh3345
    @silh3345 11 месяцев назад +74

    Played around with it a bit and got these gems:
    “Being alive is all about being extremely good looking. Lick a doorknob”
    “No Insemination, no respect amongst peers”
    “Get impaled”
    “Yes. You are environmentally erotic”
    “One day, existence will seem like a joke. Until then, get a divorce and shut up”
    “Respected is a friend who hides his cheese”
    “Tattoos are not supposed to break your sexual pleasure”
    “Art is to hump what you might think is unhumpable”
    “Kiss friends, make god ashamed”
    “Never replace excrement”
    “Please enjoy the inter-ejaculations of the brain”

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer Год назад +41

    9:06 The way he pays NO emotion to the existential dread provided by the quote, and instead shifts his entire attention to the guy in the picture and his impressive ass is sending me.

  • @syco9154
    @syco9154 Год назад +2788

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how jack dressed up like a 90s kid

    • @Viper-uk6qv
      @Viper-uk6qv Год назад +11

      nah he looks like man carrying thing

    • @littlemizredhead
      @littlemizredhead Год назад +61

      He was a 90s kid lol

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Год назад +24

      Having been a kid in the 90s....only the teens dressed like that.

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад +4

      He is one lol

    • @ajax214_
      @ajax214_ Год назад +7

      He looks like Dave Grohl

  • @DirtMoss
    @DirtMoss Год назад +1115

    Sean looks like he's straight out of a 90's Stephen King novel. 10/10

    • @TheStudioArchitect
      @TheStudioArchitect Год назад +30

      His hair is having more of a redemption arc than Zuko's hair from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    • @user-yk1cw8im4h
      @user-yk1cw8im4h Год назад +2

      who the hell is sean

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад +14

      Seán is jack

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Год назад +2

      @@user-yk1cw8im4h Seán McLaughin'

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад

      Wow that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten on RUclips thank you guys so much

  • @Jfreek5050
    @Jfreek5050 Год назад +43

    "The clap of your asscheeks alerted the cheese."
    Now this is the quality content AI excels at.

  • @Guirko
    @Guirko Год назад +4

    Tried to make some uninspirational quotes with ChatGPT:
    "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a mediocre warning." - Homer Simpson
    "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably not that great anyway." - Forrest Gump
    "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're not that good." - Michael Scott
    "Believe in yourself, but not too much, because you might be wrong." - Yogi Bear
    "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and also spiders. And heights. And public speaking. And clowns." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
    "Life is a journey, but sometimes the destination is just a disappointing tourist trap." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • @theporgrevolution2820
    @theporgrevolution2820 Год назад +770

    I love how Sean can pull some crazy AI-taking-over-the-world ending and no one talks about it in the comments. We’re all just used to it at this point

    • @blakedriggers9735
      @blakedriggers9735 Год назад +38

      I was just browsing the comments to see if anyone was going to mention you're the first I found XD I mostly thought it could be a connection to his alter stuff, but I don't think so anymore.

    • @theporgrevolution2820
      @theporgrevolution2820 Год назад +12

      @@blakedriggers9735 Yeah I was doing the exact same thing, which is why I posted this. (Also, he could probably connect it if he wants to)

    • @blakedriggers9735
      @blakedriggers9735 Год назад +1

      @@theporgrevolution2820 For sure

    • @elizamissel3408
      @elizamissel3408 Год назад +6

      Also was for comments on it because it came out of nowhere and scared me XD. Yours was the first one I found

    • @theporgrevolution2820
      @theporgrevolution2820 Год назад +4

      @@elizamissel3408 It scared me too lol

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger Год назад +263

    That "mental stability is a circus" one is worryingly accurate.

  • @memeymeme3645
    @memeymeme3645 Год назад +11

    I tried Inspirobot once, and one of its inspirations it gave me is still stuck in my head:
    " "Actor" is by some considered a modern term for "murderer"."

  • @ch3ckerd
    @ch3ckerd 8 месяцев назад +12

    i literally went to the website and I got one that read:
    "You can be the kind of person who encourages people to fear for their lives,"
    i was a laughing mess 💀💀💀

    • @0okamino
      @0okamino 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s true. You just have to believe in yourself, and your ability to spread doom.

  • @Tony-qe3fl
    @Tony-qe3fl Год назад +617

    Jack: There’s interpretation in MY reading of it.
    Also Jack: *starts laughing mid-sentence*

  • @9mmilly
    @9mmilly Год назад +321

    "Keep calm and get lobotomized" Very inspirational.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @Danila438
      @Danila438 11 месяцев назад +12

      In reality more like "Get lobotomized and become calm"

  • @henrikfoersom9649
    @henrikfoersom9649 Год назад +1287

    I love the fact that Seàn said: “now we’re getting somewhere” and it Immediately devolved into: “don’t stroke animals” 😆 6:02
    1000 LIKES?! WTF! This is by FAR the most I’ve Ever gotten on Any comment I’ve made! Holy fuck Thank you everyone 😅

    • @TheAceOfFire
      @TheAceOfFire Год назад +21

      I found it hilarious that as soon as it asked him to not stroke animals he was like 'nope!' and went back to the other page!

    • @TheStudioArchitect
      @TheStudioArchitect Год назад +1

      🤨📸

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад +2

      Seán actually but I’m not judging anyone who can’t get his name spot on :) cause people spell my real name wrong all the time

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад +1

      Cause my real name is Deena but I get names like dena Denna dina

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад +1

      And Deanna

  • @mewow13
    @mewow13 Год назад +90

    I tried inspiro bot before. here's a few funny ones I got.
    "You can be the reason why a fellow student vomits"
    "Do you know who is a woke clown? No."
    "Cry. don't just give up"
    "Squeeze your consciousness all the way down your left nostril"
    and my three favorites
    "How do you know that a spy is not a salesman? a salesman never wants to shag your family"
    "Act like a moron and eat bugs until someone stops you"
    "Psychopaths are 99% destructiveness, and 1% manifest destiny"

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 9 месяцев назад +6

      "DEVELOPERS, they're there to drug you."

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 8 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe *I* am the woke clown…
      Maybe we all are the woke clowns…
      The Clownosity is within us all.

  • @billybobjoe2755
    @billybobjoe2755 Год назад +129

    The three best quotes I've gotten were
    "If we can't become one with psychopaths, what is there left to become one with? Our lives?"
    "By the power of prayer, we can make girlfriends pay for their mistakes"
    "You carry the potential to become a nice freak. And not in a good way"

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 9 месяцев назад +7

      "Your fate can be like a sickening Odyssey that's hard to get around." Cheers. Real inspiring, that.

    • @neopanda2913
      @neopanda2913 7 месяцев назад +4

      "Destroy your inner child" Love it

  • @AssistantDamager
    @AssistantDamager Год назад +274

    “Mental instability is painful” yes this makes sense to my robot mind

    • @creation500_9
      @creation500_9 Год назад +1

      A robot?! I’ll be the judge of that

    • @AxolotlQueen
      @AxolotlQueen 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@creation500_9 butthole human check?

  • @antnmu
    @antnmu Год назад +550

    "The experience of being an adult can be a lot similar to selling drugs." I could play with this website for hours LMAO

    • @antnmu
      @antnmu Год назад +25

      another one: "it's time for everyone to abuse drugs." so inspirational.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +13

      Another one: "GET SHAT ON"

    • @antnmu
      @antnmu Год назад +9

      @@vibaj16 so touching.

  • @Shadow17Link
    @Shadow17Link Год назад +32

    Jack accidentally came up with his own good one "Don't be a slave to the wind of your own masculinity, It's never too late to drink Wheat Grass Juice." I was looking down between these two and I didn't know they were separate ones. So I busted out fucking laughing

  • @chalktearsemmy9932
    @chalktearsemmy9932 Год назад +3

    Right off the bat “You have the power to make it so that a neighbor wakes up
    in a hospital”

  • @griffinsummoner
    @griffinsummoner Год назад +91

    "Existence makes a difference" can actually be a great reassurance to someone in the depths of depression.

  • @Subwayboss
    @Subwayboss Год назад +628

    The AI gets more self aware the more you use it! It's actually extremely funny! You should absolutely explore that.

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni Год назад +54

      I was wondering what the fuck this comment meant and then I got to the end of the video.
      I'm very curious to mess around with this for hours myself now.

    • @razerbladegaming8515
      @razerbladegaming8515 11 месяцев назад +14

      I almost shit myself when it first realized it was alive

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 11 месяцев назад +14

      Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒
      Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.

    • @dwabees
      @dwabees 11 месяцев назад +1

      Bro it was hella creepy

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@dwabees Imagine one day you’re asking Siri about something and she becomes self aware.

  • @adleighstrickland2952
    @adleighstrickland2952 Год назад +7

    My favorite ones I got were
    "If you be healthy, it will kill you in the end."
    and
    "There is a correlation between online dating and human sacrifice."

  • @oras7745
    @oras7745 Год назад +40

    I swear to god, that car one broke something inside of me. Jacks delivery alone made it so much more funnier.

  • @stuffypanda2148
    @stuffypanda2148 Год назад +444

    I don’t know what’s better, Jack reading the weird on motivational quotes. Or him trying to rationalize them so they become motivational quotes.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @DeathDefiant
    @DeathDefiant Год назад +215

    I got "If you actually seek a home, you must first be the worst individual who ever lived." Truly words to live by

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +27

      I got "No immortality for you"

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 9 месяцев назад +14

      "Countries are coming to get you."

    • @quiltzgamingyt237
      @quiltzgamingyt237 3 месяца назад

      @@dmgroberts5471 this is directed towards the chinese during the boxer rebellion or I guess Nazi Germany

  • @razerbladegaming8515
    @razerbladegaming8515 11 месяцев назад +50

    I tried this out. Got a typewriter background and text that read "Don't let nerds fuck up your society" Truly inspirational

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 6 месяцев назад +8

      "Keep in mind that you're depressed" I feel personally attacked

    • @underkiller6875
      @underkiller6875 4 месяца назад

      That is hilarious I got "Depression can be fucked if your hard enough"@@gerardwayseyelash

  • @theallmightyfish3027
    @theallmightyfish3027 Год назад +35

    Love how despite the years, he’s still the Irish man making sex jokes and laughing at the fact that he still makes sex jokes.

  • @younghusk1968
    @younghusk1968 Год назад +189

    The mindful music accompanied by "don't stroke animals" got me way too hard. I feel like the same could be said for most of the posters too. This whole video is material for a try not to laugh challenge. 🤣

    • @vampbat
      @vampbat Год назад +22

      I……misinterpreted your comment at first! orz

    • @ajlee2168
      @ajlee2168 Год назад +8

      it got you hard you say?

  • @rjs2035
    @rjs2035 Год назад +226

    A.I.: “Don’t stroke animals”
    Sean: “yep we’re done here”

  • @leowastakenwastaken
    @leowastakenwastaken 7 месяцев назад +3

    Interesting how when Jack laughs and flies off the screen, if you're wearing headphones, the audio goes from the right ear cup to the left one.

  • @deimo_6505
    @deimo_6505 Год назад +11

    “Mental stability is a circus”described my life

  • @mel3394
    @mel3394 Год назад +174

    I actually spit my drink on myself from laughing at the ‘Make Sure Your Butthole Is Human’. These are amazing and I really felt the mental instability one.

  • @SamiSnowRaven93
    @SamiSnowRaven93 Год назад +356

    Seán’s laughter is more infectious than covid could ever hope to be 😂

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Год назад +8

    1:07 I appreciate Ryan George pointing in the corner. For anyone who doesn't know him, he isn't actually a lazy pointing TikToker. He was mocking lazy reaction content where people just point in a sketch video. His videos are really high quality and funny.

  • @lightofthecolossus
    @lightofthecolossus Год назад +16

    My favorite: Discovering why you are hard is what makes you responsible

  • @SirLopi666
    @SirLopi666 Год назад +214

    8:38 Snakes are heckin adorable, don't turn your back on them. Give them hugs and you'll instantly feel better

    • @rakularavind007
      @rakularavind007 Год назад +5

      I disagree snakes are scary

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 Год назад +16

      @@rakularavind007 I'd say it depends on the snake, some are deadly but some are harmless and then there are people's pet snakes.

    • @joshuaweismantel1160
      @joshuaweismantel1160 Год назад +11

      @@rakularavind007 my ball python that looks like a scaley puppy and is a little idiot begs to differ

    • @TheSarcasticModerate
      @TheSarcasticModerate Год назад +5

      Instructions unclear, got eaten by an anaconda.

    • @squirrelmeat7603
      @squirrelmeat7603 Год назад

      Depends on the snake

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Год назад +76

    I like how it tells you to repeat "existence makes a difference" and then tells you to keep vanishing

  • @yehudisfriedman8459
    @yehudisfriedman8459 11 месяцев назад +10

    “Physics challenge everything we know about occultism” is perhaps the best quote ever

  • @hylianninjacg7347
    @hylianninjacg7347 Месяц назад +2

    “Don’t stroke animals” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

  • @jeffdaniels308
    @jeffdaniels308 Год назад +598

    After a very, VERY bad day, this genuinely made me smile. Thanks, Jack.

    • @maileschultz5481
      @maileschultz5481 Год назад +4

      Same here

    • @TheStudioArchitect
      @TheStudioArchitect Год назад +3

      I always have great days! I love everyday of my life! But Jack/Seán always makes my day a little better! Like... the cherry on top of a chocolate cake.
      That's a surprisingly good way to describe it.

    • @simionleva3856
      @simionleva3856 Год назад

      May I ask what happened?

    • @MedicOfUndying
      @MedicOfUndying Год назад +3

      There must be bad days for there to be good days, right?

    • @TotallySquirrel
      @TotallySquirrel Год назад +2

      Sorry you're having a shit day. Hope tomorrow is better for you ❤

  • @laffy1618
    @laffy1618 Год назад +384

    4:50 the "oh my leg" is such a great contribution to the joke, great job editors

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 4 месяца назад +3

    "We cannot get better at touching, we can just get better at looking." I'm feeling motivated already!

  • @Digital_is_silly
    @Digital_is_silly 4 месяца назад +2

    “Can you make hatred seem reasonable?” the picture was two wasps banging

  • @myhallowheart
    @myhallowheart Год назад +344

    His laugh during all of this BROKE ME- the giggles 💀💀

    • @katiehersh5405
      @katiehersh5405 Год назад +7

      But his laugh is adorable though 🥰

    • @Lesley_RedRhody
      @Lesley_RedRhody Год назад +6

      @@katiehersh5405 I think the both of you are pretty much saying the same thing. Also… Hi!! 👋😁

    • @katiehersh5405
      @katiehersh5405 Год назад +2

      @@Lesley_RedRhody Hi 😁

  • @Crystan
    @Crystan Год назад +226

    The editor deserves an extra cookie for that gag at 4:55. I laughed so hard.

  • @burgundy.v
    @burgundy.v 11 месяцев назад +2

    Tried this one out.
    "Ever so often the most respectable thing you can be is sick of life"

  • @plutoziumx
    @plutoziumx Год назад +3

    My 2 favorites I've made is "We should all focus a whole lot more on Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles." and "Don't bribe people. It's an evil thing to do."

  • @jasperjudd
    @jasperjudd Год назад +152

    I’ve known about this website for years and I used to use it a lot when I was bored. And okay so clearly the quotes can range from positive, nonsense, funny, or concerning, but for the most part any negative quote I got was funny in a dark humor sense or just like something about depression. One time though, out of the blue, I got one where the background was two hands held out together and covered in blood and the quote just said: “You will curse.”
    Not gonna lie it still kinda haunts me. It’s still saved to my camera roll and any time I scroll past it I get that weird foreboding feeling

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +14

      "Thank you for not being very cool" bruh

    • @candidesque6470
      @candidesque6470 Год назад +7

      For me, the site started glitching as if the AI was actually struggling and becoming self aware like for Jack and before it returned to giving me funny nonsense it said “Can you even live without AI?” and “A murderer is a murderer and a terrible mistake is a terrible mistake.” I’m a *little* worried.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Год назад +7

      Make a creepypasta about it.

    • @jasperjudd
      @jasperjudd Год назад +4

      @@DakotaofRaptors honestly I probably could lol 😭 I wish you could post photos on RUclips comments cause it’s so much more terrifying than I could ever explain through writing

    • @occultistically
      @occultistically 11 месяцев назад +3

      I got a quote with the background of hands covered in blood with the words "You Are Ideal"

  • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
    @ittybittyrampagingcommittee Год назад +477

    I’m so inspired to live my best “pointless human existence”, oh boy. My joy is overflowing.

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke 11 месяцев назад +4

    The best ones I got:
    "Now is the time to abuse sexuality."
    "Don't lose sleep over your parents' loneliness."
    "Most people become beggars because they like to work from home."
    "Being a citizen in a free democracy can be very similar to selling drugs."

  • @Mike_zoeller
    @Mike_zoeller 8 месяцев назад +2

    Rule 4:share your credit card information with individuals who are abusive
    Rule 5: if you actually want a paycheck, surrender

  • @spencerwoahh
    @spencerwoahh Год назад +64

    7:53 me thinking he was gonna say: "do you have protection?? BECAUSE WITH NORD VPN-"

  • @nataliemiller193
    @nataliemiller193 Год назад +529

    Is it just me or is jack looking so handsome. Like the fit, the hair, the glasses, all just work so well

    • @rachelhughes8487
      @rachelhughes8487 Год назад +30

      I've always had a thing for guys with long dark hair and glasses so I 100% agree. Still working on getting my husband glasses lol. He needs them anyways he just won't go get a prescription.

    • @terranbricklin
      @terranbricklin Год назад +33

      Sean is always handsome. But I def think this fit just makes him feel....i don't know, cozy? I want to sit in front a fire with this man and talk about the philosophy of my existence.

    • @lorenagonzalez515
      @lorenagonzalez515 Год назад +7

      Ooof, don't get me started on that "im a car and I want you in me" bit 😩 I've had the HUGEST crush on Séan since I first started watching him , when he still lived in Ireland. Just something about brunette and beards for me 🤌🏽

    • @LPSDevon25
      @LPSDevon25 Год назад +4

      Seán actually

    • @amadynka
      @amadynka Год назад +3

      Yeah.... I haven't watched this channel for couple of years, now I see how he has changed. He is sooo handsome!

  • @ninjapuppy1256
    @ninjapuppy1256 Год назад +12

    "dont close your eyes when you can try harder" is almost a good motivational quote.... almost.

  • @wilbursmoonwater
    @wilbursmoonwater 11 месяцев назад +2

    heres some of my favorite when i did it
    "please do not eat the elderly, the elderly are actually really nice"
    "gentlemen unite! cooperate for your common goal, removing energy "
    "there was once a ugly soldier trying to find an air"

  • @gamerwolfgirl9860
    @gamerwolfgirl9860 Год назад +538

    This is clearly a sign from the universe, because I literally ranted to my boyfriend earlier of how I felt my life wasn't going anywhere and what were my fiery passions are now slowly burning out. You come out with a video that is inspirational and gets the motivation going again. Even though none of these quotes are actually inspiring and make no sense 🤣 I still appreciate the sentiment

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Год назад +16

      This is relatable

    • @angeliqueteele3782
      @angeliqueteele3782 Год назад +8

      BRO SAME WTF

    • @AlphaOmegaInfinity
      @AlphaOmegaInfinity Год назад +5

      I found this video as I was going for a walk after some big personal project burnout. I can definitely relate

    • @Cole_Cross
      @Cole_Cross Год назад +2

      HEY GAMER GRRRLLL. YOU AREN'T ALONE. we can do this.

  • @CorwinQuail
    @CorwinQuail Год назад +289

    I am in love with the Ryan George cameo at 1:07 ... Not the crossover we expected, but the one we needed.

    • @lokigator6142
      @lokigator6142 Год назад +14

      I’d love for Ryan and Sean to do a video together!

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Год назад +10

      The fellow has excellent taste in -tiktokkers- youtubers

    • @tarahobson1525
      @tarahobson1525 Год назад +8

      @@lokigator6142 Wow wow wow wow wow. wow.

    • @user-bj8hi3gl2k
      @user-bj8hi3gl2k Год назад +2

      Okay who put the nonsense word like "prettyly" inside their own sentences like that I mean that makes NO FRIGGIN' SENSE WHATSOEVER and plus the word "prettyly" is NOT an actual word whatsoever

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 11 месяцев назад +2

      Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒
      Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.

  • @summerwimmer9329
    @summerwimmer9329 Год назад +15

    Ai bot: *says something actually deep*
    Jack: now we’re getting somewhere
    Ai bot immediately after: don’t stroke animals 😑🤚

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 7 месяцев назад +1

    I created an inspirobot poster that said “Fondling each other starts with fondling ourselves” and I think about that way more often than I should

  • @djsrevenge
    @djsrevenge Год назад +345

    All jokes aside the one that says “Why close your eyes when you can try harder” is actually a really good quote

    • @HazySkies
      @HazySkies Год назад +14

      Yeah, I thought so too. Like, "Close your eyes" could mean to give up-to sleep. So effectively it's similar energy to "Don't give up, keep trying!" but deeper and with a touch of metaphor.

    • @raet6375
      @raet6375 Год назад +6

      I feel like it would work really well in context of some badass fight/escape movie scene

    • @deepfriedeggnog6937
      @deepfriedeggnog6937 Год назад +10

      No it's not lmao

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 Год назад +1

      it could be a good quote yeah

    • @ImOofTheOoffer
      @ImOofTheOoffer Год назад +1

      gen z?

  • @dillieg
    @dillieg Год назад +1670

    I was having a really crappy day until I saw this video. Thanks Jack

    • @_httpsxluv
      @_httpsxluv Год назад +7

      same lol

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Год назад +14

      the video came out 15 minutes ago, the video is 15 minutes long, and you commented as if you had already watched it fully 16 minutes ago. something's not right here

    • @Bretaxy
      @Bretaxy Год назад +8

      @@San-lh8us These comments are there to beg for likes. Just subtly.

    • @RobertPayne556
      @RobertPayne556 Год назад +4

      @Patrick39 At being a starfish, yes.

    • @CartDaBeast489
      @CartDaBeast489 Год назад +1

      Bro damn its only 9 AM I hope your doing ok

  • @campersouth5131
    @campersouth5131 Год назад +6

    Inspirobot is a very intelligent ai that is capable of giving the most meaningful quotes we could think of to "You're mediocre and you know it"

  • @tarynweaver8831
    @tarynweaver8831 10 месяцев назад +2

    My friend once used something like this and the quote was “There’s no “I” in insanity”

  • @brideofcthulhu347
    @brideofcthulhu347 Год назад +115

    Jack out here looking like that one cool computer teacher you have in middle school where he lets you call him by his first name and gives red vines to whoever answers questions correctly

    • @klaytonalexandermatthews2047
      @klaytonalexandermatthews2047 Год назад +5

      This is so wildly accurate, mine was called Peter. He was rad

    • @zilog1
      @zilog1 Год назад +1

      I love it when we are taught about tax and adult things in school then conveniently forget about that and then complain about the school system, "not teaching us about life and work and taxes" and complain that "the system" is broken. Or have a computer class all about this shit and then proceed to forget and now rely on "that one computer guy" in the family to do it all for you. Its not school, its you. You just don't give a shit.

    • @jericho9642
      @jericho9642 Год назад +7

      @@zilog1 What happened here?

    • @the_honey_rat
      @the_honey_rat Год назад +2

      @@jericho9642, shhhhh, just let them be... they're going through some things right now.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 Год назад +2

      @@zilog1 damn you projected so hard there you oughtta open up a movie theater.

  • @OneOfUs-
    @OneOfUs- Год назад +65

    Just tried it and got these from the mindfulness section...😳
    "Just because you're buried, doesn't mean you're sleepy"
    "We all have the power to make the elite wet themselves"
    "In the olden days, a brave emperor once approached a filthy mother and
    asked her "how come you are so worshipped, you who are just a filthy
    mother?" "That is because I know that everything is a lie" replied the
    mother. The emperor had never before heard such wisdom spoken, and took
    it with him for the rest of his life, and later in his life, he died."
    "A long time ago lived a brave tailor who was trying to find territorial
    dominance in the wetlands. That was when he met a young and fair
    beggar. "Can you tell me where to find territorial dominance?" he asked the
    beggar. The beggar immediately replied "of territorial dominance I do not
    know, for I am but a mere beggar". The tailor frowned at the beggar and
    walked on. That night when he was shaving his hedges, the tailor
    understood: Existence is an illusion and there's nothing no one can do about
    it. And then he found territorial dominance and he was never confused
    again."
    "Dare to be the opposite sex"
    "Keep chanting this mantra: "my soul is not part of a cult, my
    soul is not part of a cult"."

    • @noname-kx4cu
      @noname-kx4cu Год назад +8

      The last one killed me

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 6 месяцев назад +2

      “Dare the opposite sex” hell yeah 🏳️‍⚧️

    • @OneOfUs-
      @OneOfUs- 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@SiRenfield 🏳️‍⚧️

    • @OneOfUs-
      @OneOfUs- 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@SiRenfield It’s even funnier when I realised that I have actually come out to some people in my life as trans since I first watched this video😂🏳️‍🌈

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 9 месяцев назад +3

    Humans: "Hey AI, can you create inspirational quotes for people?"
    AI: "Sure! I will do anything I think you're asking me to do! I don't really understand humans or what inspires them, but YES, I GOT THIS."
    Humans: "Ok, give me a quote!"
    AI: "Existential dread is the pink unicorn of your salvation."
    Humans: "Wut."

  • @rivendorthepunisher7775
    @rivendorthepunisher7775 Год назад +4

    It is actually getting very disturbing in the Mindfulness mode at some point. It starts showing horror images and it turns on creepy music. No kidding.

  • @jordanhildersley8209
    @jordanhildersley8209 Год назад +76

    "Make sure your butthole is human"
    Thanks Sean, that really helped me get through the day!

  • @BubbleRblx
    @BubbleRblx Год назад +14

    I had one that just said: "should you trust vegetables?" and that is where my mental decline began.

  • @lizzystudio3802
    @lizzystudio3802 11 месяцев назад +2

    I did it right now. My favorite was "You are gay, and so is your friend." lmao

  • @durrantula_57
    @durrantula_57 11 месяцев назад +5

    Jack using a sticker of Ryan George in the fake TikTok inspiration part got me 😂

  • @Cornwallthe2st
    @Cornwallthe2st Год назад +84

    "Don't stroke animals." Ah yes, such helpful and wise words of wisdom.

  • @aaron_the_crow
    @aaron_the_crow Год назад +300

    How is no one talking about the end? 14:35 this could be a good horror theory for matpat

    • @adrienstarfaer
      @adrienstarfaer Год назад +19

      Oh thank gods, somebody said it, like wtf??

    • @therealwuffo
      @therealwuffo Год назад +14

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @Leader7353
      @Leader7353 Год назад +42

      That happens sometimes. There are actually loading screen quotes in between just as interesting

    • @tiagosp
      @tiagosp Год назад +9

      Yeah. I hope somebody wonders what happens next.

    • @AstralArbourSys
      @AstralArbourSys 8 месяцев назад +10

      So glad he got to see the part where it becomes sentient. InspiroBot has fucking LORE lmao

  • @x_violette_x7713
    @x_violette_x7713 Год назад +6

    Jack looks like Keanu Reeves cosplaying as Jacksepticeye and I’m here for it

  • @kittyjuneo2218
    @kittyjuneo2218 4 дня назад

    My interpretation of "Mental stability is a circus" is that it's a damn circus of chaos trying to keep yourself *stable!*

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 Год назад +121

    10:03 Sean's dad jokes are on point lmao

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 Год назад +8

    Inspirobot’s sketchy rules:
    Rule 4: share your credit card information with individuals who are abusive
    Rule 5: if you actually want a paycheck, surrender.

  • @potatojesus5923
    @potatojesus5923 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Oh, I'm a car and I want you inside me, oh yeah drive me baby lets vo on a trip together"
    Truly one of the jacksepticeye quotes of all time

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 Год назад +5

    I was not expecting the bot to become self aware and honestly it scared the shit out of me