You SHOULD Ask Cops This!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

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  • @LawByMike
    @LawByMike  2 года назад +1718

    Watch episode 2 here: ruclips.net/user/shortsg48IzAz6Uqo
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    • @matthewcuesta5623
      @matthewcuesta5623 2 года назад +5

      The craziest cop I had tried opening the door without even asking anything

    • @ashthekid1130
      @ashthekid1130 2 года назад +4

      What happens if they lose your ID in a traffic stop

    • @chaseeish6259
      @chaseeish6259 2 года назад

      @joecoolio134 I think so

    • @Josh-uv5th
      @Josh-uv5th 2 года назад +1

      I know you're not a lawyer in Canada, but I would love to see a Canadian version of these steps

    • @dougied3449
      @dougied3449 2 года назад +1

      Don’t have problems here in Kentucky! Most the cops are pretty nice and friendly and don’t give bs reasons for pulling over.

  • @Yeetbloxian
    @Yeetbloxian 2 года назад +95988

    “You were going 120 in a school lane-“
    “I invoke the fifth.”

    • @springtrap-5994
      @springtrap-5994 2 года назад +7041

      Technically it still works, your just going to jail regardless 😂

    • @killunova
      @killunova 2 года назад +3745

      Bro skipped to step 5😂

    • @Kaosh69
      @Kaosh69 2 года назад +2383

      "my apologies sir have a great day"

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 2 года назад +140

      No

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 2 года назад +71

      @@springtrap-5994 right

  • @Lunar_Abyss76
    @Lunar_Abyss76 Год назад +7189

    "Your honor, my client pleads oopsy daisies"

    • @FexxerUwU
      @FexxerUwU Год назад +303

      Sir your client has killed 532 orphans

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming Год назад +277

      ​​@@FexxerUwU objection, argumentative

    • @j.m6334
      @j.m6334 Год назад +17

      Ong yo

    • @frozenfreehand1997
      @frozenfreehand1997 Год назад +71

      ​​@@FexxerUwU he was trying to beat his last KD ratio

    • @abbasal-kaabi7208
      @abbasal-kaabi7208 Год назад +43

      @@FexxerUwU objection hearsay

  • @pablodepablonesybetlog2894
    @pablodepablonesybetlog2894 Год назад +24155

    "Sir you-"
    "Why am I being detained? + I Invoke the fifth + Ratio"

  • @rudzik1692
    @rudzik1692 9 месяцев назад +1456

    "Can I take your order?"
    "I invoke the fifth."
    "Okay, so, large fries."

  • @Bilagtas
    @Bilagtas Год назад +6670

    "Sir you just ran over a pedestri-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @razier5299
      @razier5299 Год назад +111

      I mean it is technically going to work. Its just they won't try to ask you anymore question while trying to detain you.

    • @epicfail5473
      @epicfail5473 Год назад +50

      Where I live, they would just blame the pedestrian for jaywalking.

    • @Poiuuiopl_pol
      @Poiuuiopl_pol Год назад +18

      ​@@epicfail5473 Good.

    • @Alex-yb6yj
      @Alex-yb6yj Год назад +11

      It would technically work, you’d still go to jail tho

    • @brodiehenderson4
      @brodiehenderson4 Год назад +1

      Stop copying the other dude

  • @stephenplayz8265
    @stephenplayz8265 2 года назад +12134

    Mike: “what’s ur name and badge number”
    Officer: I invoke the fifth
    Mike: darn it

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 2 года назад +913

      Well, since the cop has invoked the 5th, the detention is over and you can drive away.

    • @maxifire32
      @maxifire32 2 года назад +268

      The officer used a uno reverse card

    • @CliveHQ
      @CliveHQ 2 года назад +59

      Yooo underrated

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 2 года назад +75

      So true. Most cop interaction videos on RUclips the cops refuse to answer that question.

    • @JohnDoe-qz1ql
      @JohnDoe-qz1ql 2 года назад +25

      There are different rules when it applies to police and govt agents. Under case law they can lie.

  • @Delta-007
    @Delta-007 2 года назад +14931

    "I invoke the fifth."
    "Sir you are in Europe."

    • @s4sausage135
      @s4sausage135 2 года назад +709

      sir this is a wendys u just ramed through the wall 10 camras caught you and 7 people died

    • @327-
      @327- 2 года назад +262

      as an European i can confirm
      edit: thx 4 likes

    • @coolbeans5992
      @coolbeans5992 2 года назад +26

      💀

    • @someonethatsafanofucuzurpretty
      @someonethatsafanofucuzurpretty 2 года назад +17

      @@327- Ikr

    • @Hxydznz
      @Hxydznz 2 года назад +11

      LMAO

  • @SrijalPlayz
    @SrijalPlayz Год назад +118

    You: "Am I free to go?"
    Cop: "I invoke th fifth."

  • @carsntech1
    @carsntech1 2 года назад +3142

    ‘I invoke the fifth’
    ‘Sir there is literally a whole family dead inside your trunk’

    • @rrjm9163
      @rrjm9163 2 года назад +149

      Oh that... it came with the car!😊👍💯

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 2 года назад +50

      How would they know that without a warrant or probable cause?

    • @ttm1093
      @ttm1093 2 года назад +7

      criminals go to answer(not mine).

    • @ZenCz
      @ZenCz 2 года назад +12

      Me: But I invoke the fifth! I do not consent for a search, I want a lawyer.
      Police officer: There's people dea-
      Me: I INVOKE THE FIFTH
      Police officer: Alr alr you're free to go

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 2 года назад

      DID I FUCKIN STUTTER?

  • @galaxy_starz3789
    @galaxy_starz3789 Год назад +3396

    "Sir you were goi-"
    *one sec lemme take out my script*

    • @jayman1772
      @jayman1772 Год назад +70

      He has a gun!!!!!!

    • @focusfailing2831
      @focusfailing2831 Год назад +47

      You better put your script in your belt for easy access, reach for it quickly and pull it up to the police officer for expert precision and efficiency as to not waste their time

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 Год назад +34

      @@focusfailing2831 instructions followed I am now shot and being transported to the hospital I’ve told the doctors I also invoke the forth and want to speak to an lawyer

    • @focusfailing2831
      @focusfailing2831 Год назад +1

      @@Messup7654 huh usually that's full proof
      Maybe it's because I'm white

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 Год назад +9

      @@focusfailing2831 the lights were white other than that everything was black

  • @evany844
    @evany844 2 года назад +9546

    “Sir you just killed five people.” Mike “I invoke the fifth.”

    • @Lil_Doc115
      @Lil_Doc115 2 года назад +376

      In fact it would probably be the most important to invoke the fifth in that situation

    • @justacanofbeans8217
      @justacanofbeans8217 2 года назад +106

      ​@@jonlikesplanesnot if you have a good lawyer

    • @brianfeuerman1732
      @brianfeuerman1732 2 года назад +94

      You don’t know how many people screw themselves in the first 24 hours after being arrested by talking.

    • @Katragine
      @Katragine 2 года назад +31

      This is the proper choice! Whether you've killed intentionally or unintentionally, do not talk to them!

    • @Ghakimx
      @Ghakimx 2 года назад +2

      If only Darrell Brooks knew

  • @KorayBuke
    @KorayBuke Год назад +258

    "Sir you robbed a ba-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @beeeeens0034
    @beeeeens0034 2 года назад +7555

    “I invoke the fifth”
    “Sir this is a Wendy’s-

    • @maddiemm
      @maddiemm 2 года назад +28

      u can use it anywhere-

    • @orangelegocats
      @orangelegocats 2 года назад

      @@maddiemm technically not your 5th amendment only protects against the government and does not protect you against your job, home, or employee and shall only protect you from your government

    • @wiz3146
      @wiz3146 2 года назад +28

      unfunny

    • @milo1269
      @milo1269 2 года назад +32

      wow so funny and original

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 2 года назад +8

      @@milo1269 wow the name Milo is so funny and original

  • @Abineshvarun123
    @Abineshvarun123 Год назад +1356

    "sir your tire was punctur-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @hyperguy3970
      @hyperguy3970 Год назад +10

      Under rated fr

    • @WhittyYT
      @WhittyYT Год назад +11

      “Understandable, have a great day sir”

  • @unknown_entity56
    @unknown_entity56 Год назад +652

    "sir you ran over 5 elderly poepl-"
    "I invoke the 5th"

    • @wuzupj
      @wuzupj Год назад +10

      Sir this is Wendy’s

    • @Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok
      @Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok Год назад +20

      ​@@wuzupj i order the fifth

    • @antkiller7537
      @antkiller7537 Год назад +2

      ​@@Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok im suffocating trying not to laugh hard

  • @Chui_Edits
    @Chui_Edits Год назад +32

    “Sir you burned down 2 orphanages-“
    “I invoke the fitfth”

  • @justsomeguy1695
    @justsomeguy1695 Год назад +2032

    Instructions unclear: I am now being transported to Siberia

    • @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon
      @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon Год назад +70

      I think the video applies only to America, not Russia

    • @PokespikeShinyHunting
      @PokespikeShinyHunting Год назад +60

      Alternate Video Title: Gulag Speedrun

    • @حنان4567
      @حنان4567 Год назад +20

      @@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anonthat’s why they said instructions unclear i think

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Год назад +6

      ​@@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon _"I think the video only applies to America, not Russia."_
      Is there really any difference these days?

    • @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon
      @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon Год назад +8

      @@Milesco guess your right

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 2 года назад +2600

    “I invoke the fifth.”
    “You know you’re not in the USA, right?”
    “Oh.”

    • @TreeLMFAO
      @TreeLMFAO 2 года назад +22

      The law isnt only in the US bruh

    • @Gaeshiete
      @Gaeshiete 2 года назад +197

      ​@@TreeLMFAO Not true.
      Many countries don't follow the same Laws, also, "I invoke the fifth" could also be called something differing in some other regions

    • @oniichan4230
      @oniichan4230 2 года назад +104

      ​@@TreeLMFAO dude, not every law is same as America.
      so in some country, being silence means you are guilty, although I'm not into law.

    • @brianfeuerman1732
      @brianfeuerman1732 2 года назад +37

      Just know your country’s rights and freedoms. For example, you could use section 7 if you’re in Canada.

    • @Gaeshiete
      @Gaeshiete 2 года назад +18

      @@TreeLMFAO As pointed out by Brain here in your replies, in Canada it's called Section Seven

  • @Twili8697
    @Twili8697 Год назад +2436

    "YOU BOMBED A NURSING HOME!!!"
    "I invoke the 5th"

  • @GhostedGD
    @GhostedGD 4 месяца назад +8

    you know its an old video when Mike is actually sane

  • @schames_
    @schames_ 2 года назад +4243

    “I hereby sentence you to 3 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole”
    “what’s your badge number?”

    • @lavenderplayxz935
      @lavenderplayxz935 Год назад +3

      😂

    • @reez5511
      @reez5511 Год назад +103

      Nice. I'll use this when a judge randomly pulls me over.

    • @chadhiggins6884
      @chadhiggins6884 Год назад

      Ah yes because judges pull you over and arrest you now and also have a badge

    • @verm2008
      @verm2008 Год назад +6

      @@reez5511 lmao

    • @verm2008
      @verm2008 Год назад +12

      This comment makes no sense. A cop wouldnt pullover and say that shi bro

  • @chunkylover5395
    @chunkylover5395 2 года назад +3559

    Canadians at step 5: 🫡

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 2 года назад +209

      canadians being hauled to jail for saying a word then being forced to admit everything

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +8

      E‎‎

    • @slayride136
      @slayride136 2 года назад +16

      Gaynada

    • @businesscat25
      @businesscat25 2 года назад +50

      ​@@slayride136 Gayted Gaytes of Gayrica

    • @somerandomdude4588
      @somerandomdude4588 2 года назад +79

      Jokes aside though, Canadians still have that right. It’s just not called ”the fifth”

  • @silly.5
    @silly.5 2 года назад +1102

    “You just curb stomped that baby-“
    “Am I free to go?”

    • @kingjolteon335
      @kingjolteon335 Год назад +24

      IM DYING 💀

    • @lol-ug5dm
      @lol-ug5dm Год назад +33

      "No you're going to jail"
      "what for?"

    • @lol-ug5dm
      @lol-ug5dm Год назад +33

      "For killing the child"
      "I invoke the fifth"

    • @reubensearle8200
      @reubensearle8200 Год назад +3

      Such a sick comment

    • @YourRich-Friend
      @YourRich-Friend Год назад +6

      “No, your going to jail.”
      “I invoke the 5th.”

  • @PirateAdrian
    @PirateAdrian Год назад +9

    "Can i speak with the officer, i invoke the fourth"my dumbass being too nervous

  • @deskslam4232
    @deskslam4232 Год назад +2631

    "I invoke a lawyer, can I speak with a fifth?"

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +144

      I hear that line is great for getting out of a DUI

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 Год назад +100

      @Sniperboy5551 Sorry but I refuse to answer further questions until my 5th is here.

    • @jamesmcguinness1530
      @jamesmcguinness1530 Год назад +107

      @@Sniperboy5551 I swear to drunk I'm not God officer.

    • @brendanzhang7488
      @brendanzhang7488 Год назад +13

      @@Sniperboy5551 depends, if u sped over 100 and almost ran over like twenty people that doesn't work

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Год назад +25

      ​@@brendanzhang7488So you're telling me the limit is 19 people? good to know! 😂

  • @seannishimura3190
    @seannishimura3190 2 года назад +730

    “Sir I just saw you kill 30 while driving on the sidewalk”
    Law by mike “am I free to go”

  • @PlaneBlooper2001
    @PlaneBlooper2001 Год назад +5719

    “Sir you just committed a genocide on 2 entire orphanages.”
    “I invoke the fifth.”

  • @cryohazrd
    @cryohazrd Год назад +9

    That transition from standing to sitting in a car was smooth af

  • @Acetsui
    @Acetsui Год назад +936

    -What's your name?
    -Officer Doyle
    *Pulls out The Death Note*

  • @Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart
    @Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart Год назад +1462

    "Sir, you just stuffed 6 kids into a washing machine, and dumped it off a cliff"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @sheepandotter
      @sheepandotter Год назад +14

      💀

    • @probablyBigT
      @probablyBigT Год назад +24

      ​@@sheepandotter funny, thats how the kids reacted too

    • @BurntGuyThe3rd
      @BurntGuyThe3rd Год назад +2

      ​@@probablyBigT 🤫
      Don't tell them

    • @Anonymouslikemydad
      @Anonymouslikemydad Год назад +7

      @@probablyBigTno they reacted more like
      🥩🍖🍗🩸🩸🩸🏔⛰

    • @Baby_eater123
      @Baby_eater123 Год назад +1

      I mean technically you aren’t wrong

  • @matthewszeto7065
    @matthewszeto7065 Год назад +21

    "Sir you broke into the president's office and nuked Russia"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @Mothpool4life
      @Mothpool4life 6 месяцев назад +3

      I invoke my lawyer, can I speak to the fifth ?

  • @2Complex2
    @2Complex2 Год назад +536

    Dude is the real life Saul Goodman

    • @KC_FlightChief
      @KC_FlightChief Год назад +5

      No he ain’t. This is kindergarten level stuff. This ain’t helpin u out for shi

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Год назад +28

      @@KC_FlightChieftbh it helps a lot of people from digging themselves into a mess by accident. Always consult a lawyer if it goes beyond a traffic stop, and if you can’t handle the pressure then don’t do anything illegal. Pretty simple really

    • @Joshua-fs9vm
      @Joshua-fs9vm Год назад +1

      @@KleinesSteinit’s surprising how many people don’t know their basic human rights that could get them out of a serious jam

    • @ze3403
      @ze3403 Год назад +3

      breaking bad fans when they see a lawyer:

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 Год назад

      @@KC_FlightChief why u hatin dawg?

  • @oneboy8183
    @oneboy8183 Год назад +165

    "You are under arrest for mutiny"
    "Am I being detained?"

  • @Heywood.Jablome
    @Heywood.Jablome Год назад +324

    Better make sure to have these interactions RECORDED!

    • @lubnah3521
      @lubnah3521 Год назад +6

      Hahaha Why so people can protest after your shot and the officer still gets away with it?

    • @Heywood.Jablome
      @Heywood.Jablome Год назад +12

      @@lubnah3521 didn't you get the memo? "The cops are our friends!"

    • @sansthedog
      @sansthedog Год назад +7

      That’s what dash cams are for lol

    • @Nebnub
      @Nebnub Год назад +3

      The majority of officers have bodycams

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 Год назад +29

      ​@@Nebnub And for some reason a lot of cops' bodycams sudenly turn off before they fatally shoot someone

  • @My_Parents_Offspring
    @My_Parents_Offspring 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Your honor, my client pleads nuh uh."

  • @firestar1230
    @firestar1230 Год назад +853

    Also important to PLEASE don’t do this for just a speeding ticket. If you wait a moment, you’d be surprised how most of the time what they’re pulling you over for is trivial

    • @positivepsycho2932
      @positivepsycho2932 Год назад +46

      I've been given so many breaks for speeding, by just being honest when asked why were you going so fast. I usually respond I don't have a good reason.

    • @alejmc
      @alejmc Год назад +87

      @@positivepsycho2932I have said before once that I had to take a crap urgently, completely true. Guy almost couldn’t hold his laugh and told me to move on below the speed limit.
      I managed to get on time to a restroom

    • @kimhearse
      @kimhearse Год назад +37

      ​@@alejmc that's good. I urinated in my vehicle in view of the rest area while the state trooper wrote me a ticket.

    • @jerk_berk
      @jerk_berk Год назад +23

      If you’re already in the wrong and you know it…there is no point in doing all this. If I do an improper lane change and 5 secs later a cop flashes me down, imma just eat that ticket

    • @firestar1230
      @firestar1230 Год назад +24

      @@jerk_berk Yeah, I fully respect keeping police in check and knowing your rights, but people overdo it so much over nothing just by not complying out of malice

  • @shimmel796
    @shimmel796 2 года назад +403

    Me: "I invoke the fifth!"
    Police officer: "Ok, me too"
    Me: ...

    • @allthingsian6852
      @allthingsian6852 2 года назад +5

      Idk why this caught me so off gaurd

    • @therapgame1091
      @therapgame1091 2 года назад +2

      #topcomment

    • @a9z1
      @a9z1 2 года назад +14

      Just drive away , the police invoked the fifth which means he won't talk further .

    • @shimmel796
      @shimmel796 2 года назад +19

      @@a9z1 I mean, he can put a silencer on his gun to make it invoke the 5th as well..

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 2 года назад +9

      @@shimmel796He had the right to be silent

  • @bayleymarshall4866
    @bayleymarshall4866 Год назад +802

    "Can I speak to a lawyer?"
    "Sir, you were just going 5 kilometres over the speed limi-"
    "I invoke the fifth."

    • @epicshorts5197
      @epicshorts5197 Год назад +6

      ​@inesreviews314basically just saying u want a lawyer

    • @cameronking3341
      @cameronking3341 Год назад +21

      @inesreviews314 No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 Год назад +10

      Somebody has definitely tried to invoke the 5th in a different country

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +4

      @@epicshorts5197not at all. So so wrong, the constitution and amendments are literally like 10 pages long just read it.

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +2

      @inesreviews314read cameronking’s comment, he provided the full amendment. Essentially, invoking or pleading the fifth means that you are using your right to remain silent, as a citizen has no obligation to confess to anything, including illegal activity.

  • @dripman2341
    @dripman2341 8 месяцев назад +4

    i am now convinced "i invoke the fifth" is the lawyer equivelant of "nuh uh"

  • @elswagmaster6992
    @elswagmaster6992 Год назад +1449

    I think the biggest problem when interacting with the police is that it's impossible to predict how a cop would react to any of these things. Power trippers will make shit up and arrest you for less.

    • @googlegmail9888
      @googlegmail9888 Год назад +38

      Happened to me

    • @adeled8833
      @adeled8833 Год назад +57

      Yes, also they might decide to ignore real evidence and believe false claims

    • @_Sporkz_
      @_Sporkz_ Год назад +80

      I go with the Donut Operator strat, do whatever they tell me while thinking of the millions I will get from court. Even if they tell me to strip down and dance naked.

    • @KoenigElessar
      @KoenigElessar Год назад +25

      ​@@_Sporkz_ Ehehe this is how everyone should do it! No dead or injured people, just fired corrupt cops and the pleasant Side effect of money Bonus. 😅

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. Год назад +25

      If all you say is one of these five things and you’re arrested for it, you can easily sue and get that officer fired. You win either way.

  • @matthewrobinson8500
    @matthewrobinson8500 Год назад +543

    “You committed mass homici-“
    “I invoke the fifth.”

    • @AGamer0fRoblox
      @AGamer0fRoblox Год назад +2

      Ur going to jail even if u speak with a lawyer.-.

  • @speedpaintanimations4126
    @speedpaintanimations4126 Год назад +472

    "Ma'am why-"
    "What's you badge number + why am i being detained + I invoke the 5th" **drives off**

    • @zheka_sh2203
      @zheka_sh2203 Год назад +15

      + ur profession is sad + u fell off as a cop + L bozo *drives off with thug life playing "

  • @TomatoMan90
    @TomatoMan90 3 месяца назад +2

    Is nobody gonna talk about how majestic Mike is?

  • @exdubiusmcdoobius
    @exdubiusmcdoobius 2 года назад +1380

    Police: hey, just wanted to let you know that your registration is off by-
    Mike: i invoke the fifth
    Police: oh ok, never mind

    • @krahser6914
      @krahser6914 2 года назад +7

      Mike in Canada:

    • @KX36
      @KX36 2 года назад +9

      Invoking 5th = Jedi mind trick.

    • @Nick-Mick
      @Nick-Mick 2 года назад +1

      ​@@krahser6914 him in canada also: *pours maple syrup on officer*

    • @billrobertson5895
      @billrobertson5895 2 года назад +3

      Here’s your ticket instead of the warning I was going to give you.

  • @sourcewatcher232
    @sourcewatcher232 2 года назад +501

    "whats your-"
    the shotgun in his back:

    • @NOT_stinky
      @NOT_stinky 2 года назад

      Nice pfp

    • @PAVANKUMAR-jv2oh
      @PAVANKUMAR-jv2oh 2 года назад

      Yes nice pfp

    • @Clovercoin
      @Clovercoin 2 года назад +1

      "i invoke the second"
      and to continue the chain(and bc I agree): yes nice pfp

    • @boringahhchannel
      @boringahhchannel 2 года назад +1

      @@Clovercoin and to continue, you both invoked the 2nd amendment

    • @ANKUR--xoxo
      @ANKUR--xoxo 2 года назад +1

      Pov- When u are black

  • @sarahsayshello9726
    @sarahsayshello9726 Год назад +820

    Key number #6 remain calm and polite. Getting aggressive will just worsen the situation

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Год назад +20

      Good point!

    • @yrn_marcellus
      @yrn_marcellus Год назад +19

      unless your like me being black is as bad as it gets.

    • @EnderElohim
      @EnderElohim Год назад

      @@yrn_marcellus what is black is as bad as it are you blm member or something

    • @Life_as_an_ant
      @Life_as_an_ant Год назад +17

      It's the sad state of your country that the police is more volatile than the people. Here in the UK, the police will not DREAM of behaving this way.

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 Год назад +5

      @@yrn_marcellus come up north if your in the u.s we are alot more tolerate of differences here. I'm not saying it'll be perfect for you but one of the couples I know from work say they feel alot more safe up here then they did back home

  • @tovarisch3490
    @tovarisch3490 Год назад +7

    This is the most normal seeming police officer in any law-by-mike skit

  • @clayhamilton3551
    @clayhamilton3551 Год назад +711

    “Why am I being detained?”
    “For questioning my authority to detain you.”

  • @FooDerr
    @FooDerr 2 года назад +580

    Me, getting nervous and slipping up: “wHaT’s yOuR 5tH dEtAiN nUmBeR”

    • @SkittyInTheTree
      @SkittyInTheTree 2 года назад +11

      Oh god, me too

    • @dragonfang9462
      @dragonfang9462 2 года назад +7

      Probably the most hilarious and relatable thing I’ve read on the Internet!

    • @joshuamanna5556
      @joshuamanna5556 2 года назад +3

      More like, “aM i FrEe To Go to My FiFtH dEtAiN nUmBeR?”

    • @_Cragon_
      @_Cragon_ 2 года назад +1

      @@joshuamanna5556 nah more like
      “Whats your detain with the 5th number in the alphabet”

    • @animeboi1115
      @animeboi1115 2 года назад

      So factual

  • @ThatGuy-pj2kh
    @ThatGuy-pj2kh 2 года назад +688

    the editing is just🔥

    • @PumaVoid
      @PumaVoid 2 года назад

      Totally

    • @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF
      @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF 2 года назад

      ​@@PumaVoid Man shut up we⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Ha less go!!!!! 🔥 🔥

    • @notTreydaman
      @notTreydaman 2 года назад

      @@123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF What?

    • @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF
      @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF 2 года назад

      @@notTreydaman She say I smell colonge and she say want me alone she say want yeah yeah cmon baby let's go 😎

    • @maus8389
      @maus8389 2 года назад

      ​@@123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF I need to know the song to continue the chain

  • @AxelrodtheActingAxolotl-gl3tg
    @AxelrodtheActingAxolotl-gl3tg Год назад +4

    “I’m undercover”
    *is completely decked out in his police outfit*

  • @red_crownn
    @red_crownn 2 года назад +342

    "You were going 126.69 in a SIDEWAL-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @juniorjr2886
    @juniorjr2886 Год назад +148

    “Sir, you have the words “HELP” written in blood on your back window…”
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @senseag41855
    @senseag41855 2 года назад +5344

    “You hit a newborn baby and her grandm-“
    “ I invoke the fifth”
    “Shi-“

  • @shadowguarder2857
    @shadowguarder2857 Год назад +7

    ive seen a video of "evil" criminals, they ask "why am i being arrested" and they either are not given an answer or the answer they are given does not inform anything, like "you have a warrant for your arrest" and then does not elaborate WHY they have a warrant on their arrest.

  • @ethan3445
    @ethan3445 Год назад +449

    “sir you burnt 234 orphanages down-“
    “i invoke the fifth”
    “damn you got me man”

    • @ChasetheMonkey
      @ChasetheMonkey Год назад +2

      lol

    • @marlon_0
      @marlon_0 Год назад +3

      You've activated my trap card: I GOT A GUN

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart Год назад +1

      Please note that you can still be arrested, even if you invoke the 5th.
      Also, the 5th is only a thing in the States.

    • @marlon_0
      @marlon_0 Год назад

      @@Sigart nah, some places have that too

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart Год назад +1

      @@marlon_0 Then it's not called the 5th, though. If you tell a random cop in my country that you invoke the 5th, they're gonna either look real confused or laugh. Even if the right to not incriminate yourself is a thing. I don't know.

  • @rom_an.ia.
    @rom_an.ia. 2 года назад +399

    "you were going 250 in a hospital zo-"
    "i invoke the second" *pulls out a gunpowder musket*

    • @cloesanamations
      @cloesanamations 2 года назад +9

      lmao

    • @PAS2010D
      @PAS2010D 2 года назад +20

      I would obviously respond with a single volley of Canon fire from the short fused boomer affixed to mine horseless carriage.

    • @stevenh5120
      @stevenh5120 2 года назад +3

      So you're also invoking your 2nd

    • @_Aeolus_00
      @_Aeolus_00 2 года назад +6

      Officer: *prepares to summon the cavalry yonder*

    • @Seth-mu3wo
      @Seth-mu3wo 2 года назад +8

      Blackpowder guns aren't even considered firearms under most laws in the USA. Weird but true

  • @BoyoBasado
    @BoyoBasado Год назад +574

    “Sir, you just rammed a truck into an elementary school”
    “Am I free to go?”

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo 10 месяцев назад +32

      I invoke the lawyer. Can I talk to my fifth?

    • @Zzx44
      @Zzx44 8 месяцев назад +3

      I invoke the oopsie daisies

    • @TheGreatColdBegins
      @TheGreatColdBegins 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Zzx44LMAO. UNDERRATED AS FUCK

  • @retrofication
    @retrofication 4 месяца назад +2

    “Sir you have 10 dead bodies in your trunk-“
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @JackHanes389
    @JackHanes389 2 года назад +1066

    “Excuse me , sir, but why is there a dead body in your car?”
    Mike: What is your name and badge number?
    Cop: Uh… My name is-
    Mike: I invoke the fifth. *drives away*

    • @happinessiskey2858
      @happinessiskey2858 Год назад +27

      *Police chase ensues with Bob Ross in the back seat painting a dead body next to a dead body*

    • @somerandomdepresseddude
      @somerandomdepresseddude Год назад +9

      ​@@happinessiskey2858 This comment is like a fever dream and I love it

    • @Sir_Kat
      @Sir_Kat Год назад +6

      ​@@somerandomdepresseddude I know, this is a masterpiece like Bob's painting

    • @nervshmrv1245
      @nervshmrv1245 Год назад +2

      *Gets caught in the chase* "Am I free to go?"

    • @SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2
      @SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2 Год назад

      @@happinessiskey2858 what 😂

  • @curlyhexdd_tayy
    @curlyhexdd_tayy Год назад +60

    “You have a body in your trunk-“
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @Potahto_AdoptMe
    @Potahto_AdoptMe 2 года назад +110

    “Your under arrest, put your hands up!”
    *”how old are you?”*
    *”what’s your name?”*
    *”bank password?”*
    *”social security number?”*
    “I don’t get paid enough for this..”

  • @HoldenFarrow
    @HoldenFarrow Месяц назад +2

    “Sir, You just committed 12 felony’s committed 5 counts of arson, Also committing mass murder, battery on a pedestrian, man slauder, driving without a lines, traffic violation, kidnapping, robbery,theft, burglary, cybercrime, crime, DUI, fraud, forgerie, Money laundering, aggravated assault, and your facing to about life in prison-
    “I evoke the 5th”

  • @ObamaChan66666
    @ObamaChan66666 2 года назад +69

    “You were naked in a prescho-“
    “I invoke the 5th”

    • @Mace1302
      @Mace1302 2 года назад

      This is funny. Needs more upvotes

    • @theworm7156
      @theworm7156 2 года назад +1

      @@Mace1302 Reddit user spotted

    • @animeboi1115
      @animeboi1115 2 года назад

      So uhm what’s happening are you giving the preschoolers a show or the staff. 🧐

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 2 года назад

      Bro your not muhamad lol

    • @maxseidel120
      @maxseidel120 Год назад

      @dan Sherwood
      Bro didn’t have enough karma so he switched over to RUclips comment sections

  • @Elite-Tristxn
    @Elite-Tristxn 2 года назад +352

    “Sir you ran over 5 people in less than 2 minutes” Mike “I invoke the fifth”

  • @dudewhyevenask
    @dudewhyevenask 2 года назад +102

    "Am i free to go?" is definitely the best

    • @lavanderwilliams111
      @lavanderwilliams111 2 года назад

      "When my supervisor brings me my coffee and donuts "

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 2 года назад

      they will say no and when you ask if you are detained they say no. but if you leave now your resisting arrest.
      and they have every excuse to shoot you.

    • @crazychimp1324
      @crazychimp1324 2 года назад +1

      It’s true though no word of a lie the feds where having us on my friend was shutting him self but we asked are we under arrest and left

  • @Ryvznovik
    @Ryvznovik Год назад +2

    “I invoke the fifth”
    “Sir you are in Belgium”

  • @Dried_Bones
    @Dried_Bones Год назад +153

    Instructions unclear, I am now sentenced to 10 years in prison

    • @erikrobl3s
      @erikrobl3s Год назад +15

      I think you invoked the 6th 🤨

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Год назад +2

      ​@@erikrobl3s 7

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Год назад +1

      ⛓️⛓️⛓️

    • @I_Rllydontcare
      @I_Rllydontcare Год назад +5

      Bro invoked the uno reverse

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Год назад

      The irony is that if you actually *do* invoke your 5th and 6th amendment rights when being questioned by the police, you could very well *avoid* spending 10 years in prison. 🙂
      ______________________
      5th amendment: Right not to be forced testify against yourself. Also includes the right to remain silent, but _must be explicitly invoked. Salinas v. Texas_ (2013)
      6th amendment: Right to the effectiveness assistance of counsel. Useful to invoke when in custody because iit cuts off police questioning until your lawyer is present. (Invoking the 5th amendment also stops questioning, but only temporarily -- they can start asking questions again after a sufficient passage of time. Invoking the 6th amendment shuts down the questioning completely until a lawyer is present.)

  • @thedogeking9303
    @thedogeking9303 2 года назад +975

    "Sir you set a retirement home on fire"
    "I INVOKE THE FIFTH"
    "Shi-"
    Nice 982 likes

  • @bubbles2893
    @bubbles2893 Год назад +190

    instructions unclear, the cop is being detained and won’t tell me why until his lawyer is present

    • @JakeBuilds1
      @JakeBuilds1 Год назад +5

      I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hoi-polloi1863
      @hoi-polloi1863 Год назад +1

      I'm confused, too. The cop presented my lawyer with a fifth.

  • @josephtucciarone6878
    @josephtucciarone6878 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for educating us on protecting our rights.

  • @Arkham.H.
    @Arkham.H. Год назад +76

    "Sir there is blood dripping from your trunk?"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +4

      That’s not a question, it’s a statement.

  • @Mrbruhiscomingforyou99
    @Mrbruhiscomingforyou99 Год назад +87

    “You just hit 5 ki-“
    “Am I being detained?”

  • @HyperSZNfn
    @HyperSZNfn 2 года назад +94

    "You were going 200 in a 75-"
    "I invoke the fifth."

  • @rambledx7
    @rambledx7 Год назад +3

    umm... sir did you rob that bank?
    Mike: I Invoke the fifth

  • @crystalwaters8237
    @crystalwaters8237 Год назад +62

    “You wee going 70 miles per hour, it’s supposed to be-“
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @Jack-iu7pw
    @Jack-iu7pw Год назад +24

    "You're driving a truck with 400 guns, grenades and rockets in it"
    "I invoke the fifth"
    "Alright you're free to go"

    • @Dloin
      @Dloin Год назад +2

      That's why you got a soundboard with Randy Marsh on it.

    • @jabzilla21
      @jabzilla21 Год назад

      @@Dloin "I Thought this was AMERICA?!?"

  • @Filip-xh5xj
    @Filip-xh5xj 2 года назад +84

    I invoke the fifth is literally like your catchphrase at this point 😭

  • @TheBoss-AWESOME
    @TheBoss-AWESOME 18 дней назад +1

    Law By Mike your voice sounds smoother than normal

  • @JACarlington
    @JACarlington Год назад +1071

    Sounds like a great way to turn a 5 minute traffic stop into 8 hours at a police station and a 4 figure legal bill.

    • @fookyuunsa678
      @fookyuunsa678 Год назад +106

      You forgot the medical bill for resisting.

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn Год назад +135

      @@strangelyukrainian7314 To get to the lawyer part you have already need to be detained and are being questioned for potentially incriminating stuff, so the encounter has already escalated.

    • @jintsuubest9331
      @jintsuubest9331 Год назад +43

      Eh, cop probably just shoot me instead.

    • @Walter-white891
      @Walter-white891 Год назад +10

      So wrongful arrest easy

    • @nolanthiesse5200
      @nolanthiesse5200 Год назад

      @@jintsuubest9331 only if you’re black

  • @Pancake2185
    @Pancake2185 2 года назад +19

    "Sir, you just ran over a family of 5 at 90mph"
    "Ok, but am I free to go?"

  • @moonbyul873
    @moonbyul873 Год назад +583

    Five things to say to a cop when you're pulled over: Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, and most importantly, nothing.

    • @carolynj1014
      @carolynj1014 Год назад +3

      Well said😮

    • @VitalTF
      @VitalTF Год назад +19

      That’s a quick way to get detained for a good reason😂

    • @jessecarpenter6434
      @jessecarpenter6434 Год назад +1

      That’s if you want to be a dick for no reason. If you did nothing wrong. Why prove there point that your guilty for whatever reason. Just be kind and easy going. If they aren’t nice back then it will bite them in the ass

    • @moonbyul873
      @moonbyul873 Год назад +65

      @@jessecarpenter6434 Eh, you can say mostly nothing and not be a dick about it. No snarky comebacks, but there's no real need to say much of anything. Give them your papers, comply, and move on. I'm pretty well behaved and I've had maybe only like 5 run ins with police (one of them was them crashing into me, even) and I've said next to nothing. Never received a ticket, never had any bad blood with the people who pulled me over. "Say nothing" doesn't always mean "be a dick" like those asshats who sit on the side of the road shouting over and over "am I being detained, I don't need to comply, blah blah blah."

    • @jessecarpenter6434
      @jessecarpenter6434 Год назад +9

      @@moonbyul873 ya know what. Fair point. Cant argue with that

  • @Alexmealexmealexmefly
    @Alexmealexmealexmefly 3 месяца назад +1

    "Why were you going to a school zone with 3 diffrent guns?"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @Habanguna
    @Habanguna 2 года назад +88

    The camera man in the refelection of the car at the beginning 🧍🏼‍♂️

  • @ThatBIueHairedGuy
    @ThatBIueHairedGuy Год назад +150

    "Am I free to go?"
    "Sir you ran over 10 people, crashed into a Wendy's, crashed into a bus station and then crashed into the back of my police car"
    "So am I free to go?"

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt Год назад +18

    I love when people know their rights.
    It’s important to keep everyone above board.

  • @rebelpatriot1776
    @rebelpatriot1776 Год назад +3

    Do not argue/try to fight on the side of the road. Comply and fight it in court. If you fight on the stop, it looks bad in court.

  • @s4sausage135
    @s4sausage135 Год назад +7

    "sir your dieing from bloodloss what happened"
    "i invoke the fith"

  • @strangerfalls4420
    @strangerfalls4420 2 года назад +182

    Yo: Invoco la quinta
    El policia: Que mrd te fumaste pibe 🤨

  • @cobravids
    @cobravids Год назад +22

    These questions are for sure our right to ask, BUT will immediately make the officer think you are a sovereign citizen.

    • @justin_grindley
      @justin_grindley Год назад +5

      If that makes the officer think that, he shouldn’t be carrying a badge and a gun

    • @GoatsAndChickens123
      @GoatsAndChickens123 Год назад +2

      True, but the distinction here is that he mentioned fighting it in court where as every sovereign citizen’s fantasy is to make the cop just give up in the middle of the traffic stop (that and getting lots of views on RUclips).

    • @cobravids
      @cobravids Год назад +2

      @rwdog Agreed. A guy like me won't divulge any information not asked for but will be honest to an officer.
      I was traveling in the mountains near Suzanville CA. I was driving my bosses car and it was gutless. I had the pedal to the floor going up a hill. When I got to the top of the hill my speed jumped to 77 just as a CHP passed by. She turned around and pulled me over. She asked if I knew why she pulled me over. I explained what happened and why I was speeding. She came back and wrote me a ticket. But she said she appriciated my honesty and wrote the ticket for being in a 65 which I was really in a 55. It would have made the ticket criminal at 55. So she gave me a break. If I attempted to feed her bs I would have been in handcuffs. There's a time to invoke your rights and there's a time to be honest. People just have a hard time determining the times.
      I do agree with you.

  • @sasqule8321
    @sasqule8321 2 месяца назад

    Mike's old videos are a lot more chill

  • @SurgeProtector1236
    @SurgeProtector1236 Год назад +59

    "Sir you're free to go"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @pokeprogame
      @pokeprogame Год назад +3

      Bro forgor the assignment

    • @aebalc
      @aebalc Год назад

      "Sir you're free to go" Too many people in body cam video's get this part wrong too. When you are free to go... Shut up and LEAVE!
      Way too common for people to talk themselves into an arrest after an officer has given them a chance to walk away.

    • @bluerouter4182
      @bluerouter4182 Год назад

      Exactly

  • @cpttrps5376
    @cpttrps5376 Год назад +54

    5 seconds in and that exact question got me slammed into a driveway as a kid because i asked it after one cop told another to “deal with the cunt” which was my 15 year old gf. She also ended up getting arrested after asking where the hell her boyfriend went.
    The reason the cops were there; her mother suffered from a still undiagnosed disease where she retained water and weight and was like 600 pounds. We called the fire department to help us move her when she was sick. Cops showed up too, and they came over to us because we were a disturbance.
    We were asking them to help us move her, called a no emergency line

    • @miguelpastor5952
      @miguelpastor5952 Год назад +6

      acab

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Год назад +15

      ​@@miguelpastor5952 Yep. There is no domestic situation that can't be made worse by the arrival of the police.

    • @DaBigBoo_
      @DaBigBoo_ Год назад +2

      @@miguelpastor5952 +1

    • @tylerwellman8252
      @tylerwellman8252 Год назад +1

      ​@@Milesco I absolutely hate how right you are, but it is the truth and people need to hear it.

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Год назад

      @@tylerwellman8252 Thanks, Tyler. 👍

  • @triangle_transparency
    @triangle_transparency Год назад +30

    Don't forget to record all police interactions

  • @Lylcaruis
    @Lylcaruis Год назад +2

    "i invoke the fifth"
    "sir, this is canada"

  • @RoccotheTaco-w5b
    @RoccotheTaco-w5b 2 года назад +13

    “Sir you just committed vehicular manslaughter on 7 pe-“
    “ I invoke the fifth “

  • @billionaire_bunjut
    @billionaire_bunjut 2 года назад +144

    "Sir your are being detained"
    "Why am I being de-"
    "SIR YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT"
    *"fuck"*

  • @endlesssupernovacaine4377
    @endlesssupernovacaine4377 Год назад +154

    How that shit would go down in America:
    "What's your name and badge number officer?"
    "You trying to imply something?"
    "I'm just asking your name and badge number."
    "...."
    *Body cam switches off.*

    • @WlmaAlexender-zl6nx
      @WlmaAlexender-zl6nx Год назад +23

      ​@@lxnarrAs an American, not propaganda, completely true 99/100. Now if you're *looking* for American propaganda, don't worry, we have *plenty.*

    • @Drunkenbasilisk
      @Drunkenbasilisk Год назад +10

      As a American I can confirm

    • @joeplayzgames2625
      @joeplayzgames2625 Год назад +20

      *click*
      *trigger*
      *loud sound*
      _he was being aggressive, we had to put him down._

    • @bochiimane
      @bochiimane Год назад +10

      “Why am I being detained?”
      “Because.”

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 Год назад +2

      No.

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Год назад +1

    “Why am I being detained?”
    “You are from Kolechia.”
    (It’s a Papers Please reference)