When you have no personality but STILL WIN | CRINGE REPORT

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @AbaNPreach
    @AbaNPreach  4 года назад +4990

    4:14
    You're Welcome

    • @tasman655
      @tasman655 4 года назад +179

      If the border wasn’t closed, them jubilee goons would have ran a fade by now😂😂

    • @Chuppacabrra
      @Chuppacabrra 4 года назад +48

      Can you guys do a video on BLACK PETE in the Netherlands, it's a racist annual holiday! Greetings from the Netherlands

    • @bensherman1628
      @bensherman1628 4 года назад +41

      I have arthritis from the cringe and I am stuck in a cringe position

    • @yogifish4721
      @yogifish4721 4 года назад +21

      Yup "The Cringe Report" is a winner lol lol

    • @Jkon1993
      @Jkon1993 4 года назад +15

      This was Super Saiyan level Cringe
      But you guys made it entertaining with the commentary!
      Keep it up👍🏾😎

  • @stankolodin5586
    @stankolodin5586 4 года назад +3776

    "How would you describe your dating life?"
    "Bad enough that I would come on this show" is the only correct answer.

  • @padraigmurphy3540
    @padraigmurphy3540 4 года назад +2961

    "Who inspired you to rap."
    "Chester from Linkin Park."
    Okay so the vocalist that DIDNT rap??

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 4 года назад +65

      Hahaha, this was my comment as well. Like saying Roger Maris inspired him to play Football. I was wondering if anyone else had caught that.

    • @KidOblivion
      @KidOblivion 4 года назад +165

      Exactly I was like wait what Linkin Park fan doesn't know that Mike Shinoda is the one that raps

    • @peepgamenc6975
      @peepgamenc6975 4 года назад +11

      I was crying inside LMAO!!!!!!!

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад

      RIGHT?

    • @BboyTurok1990
      @BboyTurok1990 4 года назад +18

      Wait Chester? Um I believe you mean Mike Shinoda.

  • @loisienyami5095
    @loisienyami5095 4 года назад +585

    The blonde guy sounds like that stereotypical surfer dude that sounds like he got no energy to talk but has the energy to surf. Lol

  • @Skuttledrum
    @Skuttledrum 3 года назад +787

    Linkin Park inspired him to rap so much, he doesn't even know Chester was the screamer and Mike was the rapper.

    • @giana6068
      @giana6068 3 года назад +30

      Dude fr 💀

    • @okikeure7422
      @okikeure7422 3 года назад +12

      Nooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @abstractMotivation
      @abstractMotivation 3 года назад +12

      haha the most epic cringe

    • @rainking3
      @rainking3 3 года назад +15

      I know this video is over a year old but I just had to say I headed straight to the comment section to make that same point but you beat me to it! Cheers!

    • @JadetheGoober
      @JadetheGoober 3 года назад +26

      RIP Chester ❤️

  • @korinnab.2318
    @korinnab.2318 4 года назад +1769

    "I like your style" this man flirts like a lesbian

    • @suuchi6309
      @suuchi6309 4 года назад +55

      Lmaooo

    • @bronxkies
      @bronxkies 4 года назад +27

      😂😂😂

    • @et5895
      @et5895 4 года назад +22

      Omg I was just about to say this

    • @woozihae
      @woozihae 3 года назад +6

      ikr😂😂😂

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 3 года назад +14

      Lebsionics like women, I like women, why wouldn't there be overlap

  • @MellonVegan
    @MellonVegan 4 года назад +3755

    When the person who inspired you to rap is the person in the band who doesn't rap. Solid.

    • @fabiomoreira5820
      @fabiomoreira5820 4 года назад +63

      Seems legit. XD

    • @SkaMasta097
      @SkaMasta097 4 года назад +160

      Hahaha! That just made no sense and came out of left field.
      Technically, Chester does rap in parts of "Papercut" and "Forgotten", but he's not a rapper. I wonder if the guy was really referring to Mike Shinoda but got the names mixed up.

    • @BlueEyedBandit98
      @BlueEyedBandit98 4 года назад +73

      @@SkaMasta097 i would would think so, mike is usually the one rapping, chester had his parts too but mike is almost always the one doing it

    • @Emberbernal
      @Emberbernal 4 года назад +50

      @@SkaMasta097 I think he's trolling 😂 if an artist inspired you theres no way to mix up the name

    • @blyss.x
      @blyss.x 4 года назад +29

      I was expecting him to name an actual hip hop artist and then he comes out & says that. Like tf 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @Wadel2105
    @Wadel2105 4 года назад +412

    “Listening to him talk makes me feel like the suns getting further away from the earth “😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @Lazyhoiyoh
      @Lazyhoiyoh 4 года назад +3

      Lmao had me dying

    • @Tag6488
      @Tag6488 4 года назад

      Lmfaooo!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣💀

    • @robertthabassist
      @robertthabassist 4 года назад +1

      jesus thats such a solid roast holy fuck hahaha

  • @johnvonninamann2606
    @johnvonninamann2606 3 года назад +1224

    I think we should at this point acknowledge that there are really three hosts in these videos: Aba, Preach & The Floor.

  • @fletchdavidson6079
    @fletchdavidson6079 4 года назад +2348

    Moral of the story: You can be creepy as hell and still get the girl if women find you physically attractive. Red flags be damned.

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 4 года назад +247

      There was a guy who made a tinder account where he openly told women he was a pedo but because he was good looking they still wanted the D

    • @fletchdavidson6079
      @fletchdavidson6079 4 года назад +93

      @@sechabatheletsane9784 😱🤮that is insanity. They think our penises control us? Anything for the D with some of them.

    • @sosmooth13
      @sosmooth13 4 года назад +128

      That kind of annoys me about some women sometimes. Like, how can you want all of this positivity geared towards you, yet the same standards aren’t reciprocated.

    • @jerrychicks2420
      @jerrychicks2420 4 года назад +48

      Sechaba Theletsane If I’m not mistaken it’sagundam did a vid on that. It was fucking sad.

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 4 года назад +77

      Weird. My reply vanished but I'm still getting notifications from this. Not sure if this is a fluke or if I somehow offended someone? Either way, if I'm going to keep getting notifications, I'm going to be a part of this conversation.
      let me apologize but reiterate: this is a kind of behavior that happens on all sides. I've seen straight dudes who are the same way, excusing bad behavior because their brains are attracted to certain traits. This is a universal human behavior problem, and there's nothing wrong with pointing out how it varies according to gender and sexuality, but if we want it to get better we need to address it on a wide and unbiased scale.

  • @blinkingintensifies8212
    @blinkingintensifies8212 4 года назад +1697

    The cringe was too strong right out the gate with that “rap.”

    • @chronometa
      @chronometa 4 года назад +26

      Cringe intensifies.

    • @tylermanning1600
      @tylermanning1600 4 года назад +14

      Yes it just got worse and worse

    • @Myztek26
      @Myztek26 4 года назад +4

      Bro you fucking nailed it.

    • @a.julian3770
      @a.julian3770 4 года назад +13

      And then they had the nerve to replay it. I was like, "nooooo"

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 года назад

      A. Julian Oh no no no no *wheeze*

  • @Kero7th
    @Kero7th 4 года назад +4382

    I exclusively watch jubilee through this channel.

    • @marymoore3585
      @marymoore3585 3 года назад +36

      Same!
      'll

    • @Gembelindo
      @Gembelindo 3 года назад +102

      They haven't gotten a view from me.

    • @sasquelle
      @sasquelle 3 года назад +16

      Sammmmeee!!!

    • @merijaan4418
      @merijaan4418 3 года назад +8

      me too

    • @TheMwendandu
      @TheMwendandu 3 года назад +41

      Exactly. Didn't know what it was before Aba and Preach and still don't care to watch them now. I just go to Ababa and Preach for my Jubilee "needs".

  • @micahforth8505
    @micahforth8505 3 года назад +1217

    When he started rapping I got second hand shame

    • @TheeBlueSkyMedia
      @TheeBlueSkyMedia 3 года назад +17

      So did I ma g.. so did I .. but we can overcome it. My way of overcoming is to act like I never heard it.

    • @ulot9940
      @ulot9940 3 года назад +12

      @@TheeBlueSkyMedia I don't think I can

    • @jeebus2121
      @jeebus2121 3 года назад +23

      It's called fremdschämen, being embarrassed for someone who is unaware they should be.

    • @jeffjones7108
      @jeffjones7108 3 года назад +10

      I had to pause and come down and read comments so I could recover, walk it off. I'm still hunched over in cringe, telling myself "just breathe". Not even a minute in. This video is gonna be rough.

    • @badassproductions4734
      @badassproductions4734 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭

  • @slackerofhell
    @slackerofhell 4 года назад +777

    “When you’re 5’7 standing beside a guy that’s 6’3, reality sets in.”
    That hurt on a personal level

    • @iamtheiconoclast3
      @iamtheiconoclast3 4 года назад +151

      Haha yes. 5'6" here. I don't care about being rejected; people are attracted to what they're attracted to. But a lot of people really seem to _want_ me to be miserable and ashamed of myself for existing, and when instead I feel happy and confident, man does that ever piss them off.

    • @Angweenie
      @Angweenie 4 года назад +19

      @@iamtheiconoclast3 Honestly though, props. I stan all the way for that.

    • @samuelvelazquez8834
      @samuelvelazquez8834 4 года назад +3

      lol not necesarilly, plenty short dudes pull left and right. I am 5'8 and I can say confidently their personalities suck.

    • @samuelvelazquez8834
      @samuelvelazquez8834 4 года назад

      Gandalf721 I’m saying it happens like this because this is how the show works. These guys well know that and they put themselves at a disadvantage if they are not aesthetic (but they are probably desperate I know). You sound like one of those incels even thought you might not be my brother. Work on yourself and don’t be like these guys ridiculing themselves over pussy pretty much. The only justification I would see so if they are getting paid to be on the show which I doubt.

    • @robertosheldon9061
      @robertosheldon9061 4 года назад +1

      @@Gandalf721 The fact that you get emotional over that is literally way more disturbing than the fact that personality is utterly irrelevant. It is about looks. If you cant deliver on that front you have no place in such shows. Or on tinder. Dead simpel. You been listening too much to feminist propaganda concerning personality and 'being a good guy' and all that crap. Either you look really good or you got money. Otherwise youre kinda doomed.

  • @SpikeRazzor
    @SpikeRazzor 4 года назад +2780

    This is an unhealthy amount of cringe.

    • @pahakuutti
      @pahakuutti 4 года назад +46

      Probably invented in a Chinese lab.

    • @kaassaus4230
      @kaassaus4230 4 года назад +19

      Any amount of cringe is unhealthy 🤣

    • @b3at2
      @b3at2 4 года назад +13

      this shit was PUUURE COMEDY!

    • @ChefFatty
      @ChefFatty 4 года назад +16

      The cringe is too damn high

    • @ShamankingXYZ
      @ShamankingXYZ 4 года назад +12

      Cringe of this level should be illegal

  • @chiefstabahoe
    @chiefstabahoe 4 года назад +1722

    The person that inspired him to rap ISNT EVEN THE RAPPER!

    • @YLS8763
      @YLS8763 4 года назад +113

      Yeah lol fake fan. If he said Mike Shinoda instead, it would have been the first time I’m proud of a Jubilee candidate.

    • @Michael-tm6vs
      @Michael-tm6vs 4 года назад +8

      Faxxx 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 3 года назад +4

      Lmfao

    • @RmX.
      @RmX. 3 года назад +15

      That was the joke dude, I'm 100% sure he laughed at this at home, you not going to this type of program to have serious conversation with girls, you just throw as many jokes as possible

    • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
      @ViltrumiteIsRite99 3 года назад +14

      @@RmX. Christ, I hope so.
      As a LP fan, I was offended. Lol

  • @johnrossi6189
    @johnrossi6189 3 года назад +301

    The rapping guy eliminated the cutest one there...talking about the girl he asked about her tattoos.

    • @marthas.4456
      @marthas.4456 3 года назад +20

      Actually I thought he will choose her, the tattooed girl.

    • @midknight5194
      @midknight5194 3 года назад +1

      he prolly doesnt like tattoos

    • @johnrossi6189
      @johnrossi6189 3 года назад +2

      @@marthas.4456 But he didn't..he literally eliminated her..

    • @johnrossi6189
      @johnrossi6189 3 года назад +8

      @@midknight5194 Then why ask about them? I don't think that was the reason, but either way, she definitely was the most attractive one.

    • @dominictoretto9645
      @dominictoretto9645 3 года назад +3

      @@johnrossi6189 you know he still slid after, the tattoo is his conversation starter. He knew what he was doing

  • @munyaradzilinosmudukuti8728
    @munyaradzilinosmudukuti8728 4 года назад +415

    Jubilee: "Aba n' Preach stop hating on our videos"
    Aba n' Preach: "It's biology"

  • @2120musiclover
    @2120musiclover 4 года назад +571

    Chester wasn’t even the rapper in Linkin Park. He was the singer, RIP.

    • @DoesNotInhale
      @DoesNotInhale 4 года назад +19

      fucking dork

    • @TimothyAlexzander
      @TimothyAlexzander 4 года назад +41

      If he was a LP fan then he would that Chester is not the one who was rapping

    • @Rhyming4E
      @Rhyming4E 4 года назад +7

      I know right?

    • @erenkaslte8046
      @erenkaslte8046 4 года назад +4

      That was a global shyt test.

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 4 года назад +41

      I think he was trying to show how "versatile" he is. Fortunately for him, the chicks are more clueless than him. (Mike Shinoda was the rapper btw :D)

  • @kylesunshine2731
    @kylesunshine2731 4 года назад +957

    Did that dude say Chester from Linkin Park got him into rapping? That’s crazy... not just because of Linkin Park’s music; but also because Chester wasn’t even the vocalist that rapped in the group.
    The rapper was another dude, Mike.

    • @xfummmblez
      @xfummmblez 4 года назад +76

      Thank you! I was looking for this comment!
      That's the moment I checked out; I was like "nope, this dude's an idiot" 😂

    • @vayoha02
      @vayoha02 4 года назад +28

      I know, Mike Shinoda.

    • @matthewvandenel9827
      @matthewvandenel9827 4 года назад

      Nerd

    • @aam3361
      @aam3361 4 года назад +1

      Haha it was Mike Shinoda not Chester 😂😂😂

    • @sub-zerobackgammon7938
      @sub-zerobackgammon7938 4 года назад +2

      @@matthewvandenel9827 knowledge is power u tool

  • @kayhawkins5925
    @kayhawkins5925 3 года назад +191

    The smart girl that chose the Asian that has a future got it right.

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 3 года назад +3

      Totally

    • @itsbambi92
      @itsbambi92 3 года назад +61

      Except he’s not interested 😂

    • @kayhawkins5925
      @kayhawkins5925 3 года назад +16

      @@itsbambi92 I didn't watch the entire video just that one part where she chose the Asian. Like most men if a girl doesn't have the whole package no interest. To be fair women do the same thing.

    • @itsbambi92
      @itsbambi92 3 года назад

      @@kayhawkins5925 right you are 👍🏻

    • @YoruichiMyWaifu
      @YoruichiMyWaifu 3 года назад

      Smart, or predatory?

  • @Rakimjoseph
    @Rakimjoseph 4 года назад +771

    I almost checked out when he started rapping right at the start lol

    • @7bvbyyrissa
      @7bvbyyrissa 4 года назад +4

      my favorite part😂💀💀💀💀😂

    • @Rakimjoseph
      @Rakimjoseph 4 года назад +13

      @@7bvbyyrissa i was like no fucking way

    • @enomfonasuquo5454
      @enomfonasuquo5454 4 года назад +2

      @Rotating Primate I'm DEAD

    • @goofygomez
      @goofygomez 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @pho.phonic
      @pho.phonic 4 года назад +3

      I skipped that shit and then it played again. Fake MC’s piss me off.

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 4 года назад +1338

    "All of the attractive women are quiet because all they have to do is look pretty. It's only the unattractive women talking."
    Same thing happened with the other Jubilee video where there were 3x the number of guys. The tall guys were all silent and they were the once that got chosen in the end. It's almost like the stereotype about men liking pretty women and women liking tall guys is true.

    • @lonewaer
      @lonewaer 4 года назад +331

      Yeah, almost like stereotypes have roots in reality. Crazy…

    • @shooklizard9039
      @shooklizard9039 4 года назад +36

      @@lonewaer lmaooo

    • @Courtney-pe2iw
      @Courtney-pe2iw 4 года назад +77

      And then everyone else is alone forever?! That is sad. Most of those girls went to the tall guys but than they were mad and offended when they were rejected you could tell yet they reject ALL the guys based on height. If this is the case I guess these women want to be sharing men with other women lol Because there is more women than men in the world and a lot of men are 5'7 to 5'10. So they are going to have to be doing some sisterwives or something with these taller guys or be the mistress/side chick or something

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 года назад +40

      @@Courtney-pe2iw My boyfriend is exactly the same height as me at 5'5 lol I don't judge on height, mainly how friendly and personable you are. Some people just have a vibe that makes you feel more comfortable with them.
      I don't go for the most attractive cause that is usually intimidating to me. Don't get me wrong, my bf is handsome though. Has very friendly eyes and smile but a strong, manly physique. His strong build and confidence intimidated me at first, but those vibrant green eyes and smile got me. (Sorry, got on about how my bf physical features attracted me lol)

    • @DIVAD291
      @DIVAD291 4 года назад +32

      @@Courtney-pe2iw "If this is the case I guess these women want to be sharing men with other women lol "
      You say that as a joke but it's actually a very real thing. It's not literally 2 women in a relationship with one dude at the same time it's more of a one woman is single while the other is dating mister tall and when they break up the girl that was waiting gets her turn.
      This is nothing new...to give you a rough idea for every man that has reproduced in the history of humanity there's two women that have reproduced. Honestly it annoys me how little information people know about human evolution. Knowing/understanding this stuff would really fix a lot of problems.

  • @Affinitymuch
    @Affinitymuch 4 года назад +797

    This show disproves the stereotype that only white people are corny...

    • @casinoblues2450
      @casinoblues2450 4 года назад +13

      Ms. Understood 😂

    • @erictheguapo
      @erictheguapo 4 года назад +55

      We hold that title though! And we hold it proudly!!!

    • @morningsunshine0216
      @morningsunshine0216 4 года назад +3

      Eric McIntyre 😂😂😂

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 4 года назад +2

      YES AND PROUD

    • @who818
      @who818 4 года назад +5

      Hes a melato there for we in the black community have to formally accept him and we have not.

  • @RoxieRHeart
    @RoxieRHeart 3 года назад +356

    I started cringing the moment he started "rapping" lord help the next generation and their dating life

    • @beesmongeese2978
      @beesmongeese2978 3 года назад +15

      Fate's way of dealing with overpopulation.

    • @4islandbeauty
      @4islandbeauty 3 года назад +1

      It's hard out in these streets

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 3 года назад +4

      Coming from a hobo sitting in his basement

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 3 года назад

      I think it's his secret test. If they can put up with that crap they'll take anything.

    • @satoshitaminaka5920
      @satoshitaminaka5920 3 года назад +1

      My heart was beginning to physically hurt due to the cringe I almost had a stroke.

  • @nadjaat8241
    @nadjaat8241 4 года назад +785

    “White women will bounce to anything“ 😂😂

    • @tobevetoveto4088
      @tobevetoveto4088 4 года назад +59

      Because all of then are damaged goods with daddy issues🤣😂🤣

    • @zerona
      @zerona 4 года назад +25

      LMAOO THATS A FACT

    • @mahad813
      @mahad813 4 года назад +8

      It is true😅

    • @b3at2
      @b3at2 4 года назад +22

      @@tobevetoveto4088 THATS RAYYYSIST!

    • @christianmbabazi9722
      @christianmbabazi9722 4 года назад +1

      @@tobevetoveto4088 ☠☠😂

  • @F.R.A.N.K.I.E
    @F.R.A.N.K.I.E 4 года назад +159

    The big girl knew she was gonna be eliminated. She felt it in her soul...but she doesn't seem like she liked him that much.

    • @mcroboto
      @mcroboto 4 года назад +18

      I felt the exact same

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 4 года назад +24

      cause she didn't she went for the one that looked more attractive but wasn't feeling him . it's a cruel word. the same way she choosed the "good looking dude" she got eliminated cause he didn't found her good looking.

    • @clarkmiller4822
      @clarkmiller4822 4 года назад +3

      * knew 😉

    • @F.R.A.N.K.I.E
      @F.R.A.N.K.I.E 4 года назад

      @@dark3rthanshadows truth 🤣

    • @F.R.A.N.K.I.E
      @F.R.A.N.K.I.E 4 года назад

      @@clarkmiller4822 thanks, I'm not an idiot I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just don't write English very often anymore.

  • @shyecharis7582
    @shyecharis7582 4 года назад +1953

    "I'm a rapper & music producer"
    Just be honest and say you're a soundcloud rapper my guy

    • @nicolette100
      @nicolette100 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @johndavis9321
      @johndavis9321 4 года назад +2

      Lol right

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +149

      It's called "unemployed" ;)

    • @badou3445
      @badou3445 4 года назад +23

      That's insulting to the "actual" "rappers"

    • @Rankbaajin
      @Rankbaajin 4 года назад +66

      i am also in the military...well i mean I play COD

  • @maxattacks25
    @maxattacks25 3 года назад +105

    7:18 was my cutoff point. I detest when people fake being interested in making future plans like that, with the awkward air hanging over everyone because everyone knows nothing is actually going to happen.

    • @LilyOfTheTower
      @LilyOfTheTower 3 года назад +15

      Seriously!! I understand trying to be friendly or whatever but, talk about interesting things or ask an interesting question. Those awkward "yeah, omg yes, oh totally we should do ____" knowing damn well youre talking to complete strangers and they're not going to talk to each other ever again!

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 Год назад +1

      ayone who says shit like that, i auto dont trust them

  • @darrens3
    @darrens3 4 года назад +659

    8:42 "he's so low energy", "I'm watching this guy talk and I feel like the sun is getting further away from the earth."

  • @JetBlackOni
    @JetBlackOni 4 года назад +187

    It's weird that Chester is the one who inspired him to rap when Mike Shinoda is the one who raps out of the group

    • @francosamericanmusings1560
      @francosamericanmusings1560 4 года назад +19

      Means he never listened to them

    • @silentbobbeartankesquire4001
      @silentbobbeartankesquire4001 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao ikr

    • @Orapac4142
      @Orapac4142 4 года назад +21

      @Shockheadd45 he just played the Chester card to get the "aww" points from listing a tragic victim as suicide as his inspiration.

    • @MrHitsugaya
      @MrHitsugaya 4 года назад +6

      @@Orapac4142 Facts.

    • @aizenalighieri9178
      @aizenalighieri9178 4 года назад +4

      @Shockheadd45 "It shows my generation doesn't even know lineups in music" because a random dork lied to get pussies ? But we are lucky that you are so much better than everyone else in your generation ...

  • @MrHitsugaya
    @MrHitsugaya 4 года назад +138

    The worst part about him saying Chester from Linkin Park was the person who made him want to rap is Mike Shinoda is Linkin Parks rapper... Chester was the vocalist!

    • @C_The_Guy
      @C_The_Guy 4 года назад +4

      Dank Bank lol well his heart was in the right place... coincidentally Chester’s voice is what inspired me to wanna sing, RIP.

    • @Lil_billy_wit_y9338
      @Lil_billy_wit_y9338 4 года назад

      Yea i caught that....smh...I ol dude likes to hear himself talk...

    • @DodgyDentist93
      @DodgyDentist93 4 года назад

      I scrolled to look for this. Fr the guy was so full of shit

    • @nyfbie
      @nyfbie 4 года назад

      He's little confused but he got the spirit

  • @jbain4750
    @jbain4750 3 года назад +91

    Man Christian has hella game
    "My birthdays coming up"
    "Any plans"
    "Nah"
    Reminds me of this one time in high school there was this girl who was into me but I didn't know what to say so I just hit her with the "fuck, I need a haircut"

    • @AnadroJ_TV
      @AnadroJ_TV 3 года назад +4

      Better than lying and saying you had a date with someone else like I did one time. I grew to regret that lmao

  • @ryanfuxa6738
    @ryanfuxa6738 4 года назад +564

    "White women will bounce to anything."
    As a white man who grew up around them, I can confirm, they will.
    Also, yes he was a poser. We all know it was Mike and not Chester.

    • @illyrianbloodline4841
      @illyrianbloodline4841 4 года назад +8

      Ryan Fuxa why you say “white people”? Not all the same you idiots. The British colonial or aka Americans are not only the white race in the world you idiot and we don’t think or act the same. Grow up you ignorant! People have names and ethnicity. They’re not white or black or any different color

    • @goriburne9775
      @goriburne9775 4 года назад +72

      Chill he’s joking. He’s not making a rude comment

    • @hungryrex0076
      @hungryrex0076 4 года назад +32

      @@illyrianbloodline4841 why bring up being British colonial or aka Americans he could be french or Russian.

    • @mx6726
      @mx6726 4 года назад +21

      @@illyrianbloodline4841 lighten up

    • @alecstewart212
      @alecstewart212 4 года назад +15

      Fellow white man. Can corroborate.

  • @wlvis8372
    @wlvis8372 4 года назад +360

    "white women just bop to everything" i'm dead

    • @lisamc2716
      @lisamc2716 4 года назад +20

      I can confirm this is true.

    • @Affinitymuch
      @Affinitymuch 4 года назад +5

      I’ve never seen this...

    • @lisamc2716
      @lisamc2716 4 года назад +25

      Bopping up and down is the only dance move i know.

    • @super-engineer8437
      @super-engineer8437 4 года назад +4

      @@lisamc2716 how boring lol

    • @lisamc2716
      @lisamc2716 4 года назад +5

      Ya. Pretty much.

  • @N3XTREVOLUTION
    @N3XTREVOLUTION 4 года назад +555

    I cringed into another dimension.

    • @zephyrblackdividerssword5950
      @zephyrblackdividerssword5950 4 года назад +3

      Sorry that I ruined your 69 like there fam, but your comment was gold

    • @HaasGrotesk
      @HaasGrotesk 4 года назад +4

      Yeah I think I passed you on the way to another one as well. Fuck me this was awful!

    • @kayilla6413
      @kayilla6413 4 года назад +4

      jizz on my name

    • @Spider-Too-Too
      @Spider-Too-Too 4 года назад +6

      in 4th dimension, you can see a girls' ass when standing in front of her

    • @Terrance07
      @Terrance07 4 года назад

      Nioshadow (looks around)
      (Throws up deuces sign)
      Fades to another dimension.

  • @GospelOfThomasMcSwain
    @GospelOfThomasMcSwain 3 года назад +110

    how tf he reject the "tattoo" girl omg i thought she'd be the last one standing for sure

    • @omni4733
      @omni4733 3 года назад +31

      It's harder to play his little persona with someone from the culture lol. She knew how bad that freestyle was

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 2 года назад +2

      She can do far better.

  • @akiba9826
    @akiba9826 4 года назад +216

    The "I'm a huge Linkin park fan" guy is lying even on that part, or he is just stupid, because it's Mike Shinoda who raps not Chester !
    It's sad to see that girls in their early twenties LOVE this kind of guys, smh.

    • @CaptainChrom
      @CaptainChrom 4 года назад +33

      He is smart. He is lying. He drops the name of the artist who is dead because that is even more "iNsPiRinG" and the broads have no idea what he's talking bout. They just hear a dead person inspired him and make awwwwwwwww

    • @studiomansion7942
      @studiomansion7942 4 года назад +11

      Damn Poser. R.I.P. Chester

    • @Khai-MediaCo
      @Khai-MediaCo 4 года назад +4

      I was screaming MIKE SHINODA you dote! But maybe Beast*CaptainChrom is on to something lol

    • @Darthwarrior
      @Darthwarrior 4 года назад +2

      I'm a smaller Linkin Park fan and I don't know any of the band members name

    • @ians2777
      @ians2777 4 года назад

      @@Darthwarrior he did say the lead singer's name though. If he/they inspired him the guy probably should know.

  • @RecksBlack
    @RecksBlack 4 года назад +447

    18 year old brother with the full time job survived this cringefest. Him not getting no one to talk to speaks volumes on their mentality

    • @nadjibouba4759
      @nadjibouba4759 4 года назад +29

      that's women for you....been that way growing up, and it will never change

    • @Oak__
      @Oak__ 4 года назад +83

      It’s biology. If he didn’t mention his age he woulda had a girl

    • @morganpavlovic9692
      @morganpavlovic9692 4 года назад +17

      yeah I agree with @@Oak__, they probably viewed him as a baby tbf

    • @RecksBlack
      @RecksBlack 4 года назад +53

      @@Oak__ They'd eventually find out anyway, it shouldn't matter. So much for that "females mature faster than males" schtick. None of these broads look a lick over 19 & nothing about a young and assumingly responsible man stood out to them. I digress lol

    • @LauraM-kr9wv
      @LauraM-kr9wv 4 года назад +27

      He got no one to talk to because he didn't even sound like he wanted to be there, he introduced himself in the most 'I don't give a shit' tone possible.

  • @Deg40000
    @Deg40000 4 года назад +762

    That tall dude just said he likes music as his favorite genre of music?
    Ima head out🚪🚶

    • @jacobarmstrong5308
      @jacobarmstrong5308 4 года назад +53

      nah she asked him what kind of genre of art he's into. It's just a weird way of asking is he a musician, painter, dancer, etc.

    • @ShadesAndBoots
      @ShadesAndBoots 4 года назад +27

      I heard the same thing you heard. Favorite music: music.
      Can I eliminate myself?

    • @bethanypo1809
      @bethanypo1809 4 года назад +6

      @@jacobarmstrong5308 agreed - she asked what “genre of art”

    • @Royalty_girlie
      @Royalty_girlie 3 года назад +2

      @@ShadesAndBoots "can I eliminate myself?" 😭😭😭

  • @annalarsen6059
    @annalarsen6059 3 года назад +570

    Half of these guys sound like they're dead inside :/

    • @kevinfowlks7351
      @kevinfowlks7351 3 года назад +9

      U broads ain't off the hook either. Ur the ones that sell ur soul to only fans and think ur an entrepreneur. Get real.

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 3 года назад +64

      @@kevinfowlks7351 ?

    • @Vasilia4
      @Vasilia4 3 года назад +59

      @@kevinfowlks7351 AND WHO ARE BUYING THE SUBSCRIPTIONS HUH? 🤔

    • @manuel14ism
      @manuel14ism 3 года назад +30

      @@kevinfowlks7351 Bruh, you sound so butthurt dude wtf hahaha

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 3 года назад +3

      @@Vasilia4 Guys like the ones in the video probably.

  • @satriowirawan3
    @satriowirawan3 4 года назад +287

    8:00 he lied about it being Linkin Park, 'cause we know Mike Shinoda was the rapper, not Chester.

    • @user-us9iw6rt7b
      @user-us9iw6rt7b 4 года назад +2

      meh.. i think musicians from other genres can inspire you to create in your own. that kinda goes for anything too not just music

    • @satriowirawan3
      @satriowirawan3 4 года назад +30

      @@user-us9iw6rt7b sure, but i have a gut feeling that he only said linkin park to sound cool and edgy. Plus, mike shinoda was a really good rapper and also from linkin park, so it's kinda weird that he said chester. I might be wrong though.

    • @mechashadow
      @mechashadow 4 года назад +8

      Yeah the singer was what inspired me not the rapper.

    • @user-us9iw6rt7b
      @user-us9iw6rt7b 4 года назад +1

      satriowirawan3 yea I have that gut feeling too - but he could truly have connected more Chester’s verses, tone, delivery, etc.

    • @carloluis174
      @carloluis174 4 года назад +5

      I came here to say that, a tip of the fedora for you

  • @LeonardSkinnard
    @LeonardSkinnard 4 года назад +414

    "What inspired you to be a rapper?"
    "Linkin Park, Chester..." *So out of all the rappers, you pick a guy that wasn't really a rapper.* Officially had enough of that dude when he said that lol.

    • @arielcollado6197
      @arielcollado6197 4 года назад +119

      That fact that mike shinoda is an actual rapper on linkin park and he chose chester just shows he has no idea wtf he is talking about

    • @nosajsamaniego4512
      @nosajsamaniego4512 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂
      I'm soooooooooooo glad ya'll peeps pointed this out; I was going to if no one else did;

    • @isaiah1065
      @isaiah1065 4 года назад

      Ariel Collado on god bro was dumb dumb

    • @chFRESCO
      @chFRESCO 4 года назад

      Hip hop greatness

    • @hamburgereater
      @hamburgereater 4 года назад +11

      It's like saying J. K. Rowling inspired you to be gay.

  • @izl1104
    @izl1104 3 года назад +70

    These guys on this "dating" are actually boring and bring nothing to the conversation. I would just walk out. Like pulling teeth.

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 3 года назад +12

      And as usual, these girls are about as interesting as watching paint dry on a wall.
      No wait, paint drying is FAR more interesting.
      I think I'd bring a pistol, to play Russian Roulette with myself, to end the boredom as they prattled on about nothing.
      3 bullets in the chamber, 3x the excitement ;-D

  • @luckywhiskle8447
    @luckywhiskle8447 4 года назад +155

    "Would you guys like to hang out later?"
    Asian guy "Nah"

  • @lucyfir2166
    @lucyfir2166 4 года назад +670

    This was literally just the absolute worst group of dudes they could find. Just zero personality

    • @Vergil14
      @Vergil14 4 года назад +23

      Lucy Fir They did it on purpose

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 4 года назад +72

      The girls weren't much better

    • @black.butterfly2114
      @black.butterfly2114 4 года назад +23

      Right, I would have eliminated myself

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 4 года назад +1

      fuck me then.. I have tons of money and an explosive personality.. I gamble $2000 on each sports bet and i'm up over a million lifetime...

    • @learn2draw716
      @learn2draw716 4 года назад +40

      To be fair, having an actually personality risks being offensive.

  • @coocoolefool
    @coocoolefool 4 года назад +173

    Dude that no girls chose:
    Jubilee: so, how was your experience?

  • @johnnyrobinson5258
    @johnnyrobinson5258 2 года назад +5

    I was still there at the end. Love y’all’s videos. Rarely ever cut a video short; entertaining the whole way through

  • @NesanikaMV
    @NesanikaMV 4 года назад +373

    "Came in the game for the fame
    Forgot the rapper in Linkin Park's name
    Let me keep spttin cause I'm a lame
    Put everyone in this video to shame..."

    • @TheMaitoPulla
      @TheMaitoPulla 4 года назад +19

      BARS

    • @zakkivenas7303
      @zakkivenas7303 4 года назад +15

      FINALLY SOME ELSE WHO NOTICED THAT CHESTER WASNT THE RAPPER 😂

    • @TiffanyRichardsR88
      @TiffanyRichardsR88 4 года назад +2

      Prefer this than the dude in the video.

    • @oddskymikha8185
      @oddskymikha8185 4 года назад +1

      Spittin' true fact

    • @quiroz441
      @quiroz441 4 года назад +2

      Because I am a fraud beneath my skin. Crawling in my skin these insecurities won't heal.

  • @BugVall
    @BugVall 4 года назад +364

    That white dude with long hair sound like he hasnt slept for a week

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 4 года назад +5

      Lots of white guys are like that.

    • @aerrae5608
      @aerrae5608 4 года назад +1

      @@user-nw8tg1pg9y I dunno I've met a decent amount of interesting white guys, they're usually gay though so maybe that makes the difference here.

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 4 года назад +6

      @@aerrae5608 I have been married for 16 years to a white guy. It's good when they're mellow and chill. Those are the ones that don't beat, cheat, or skrt.

    • @treykennedy8897
      @treykennedy8897 4 года назад

      He sounds like he goes to CBU at Riverside

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 4 года назад

      @@user-nw8tg1pg9y it doesn't usually attract as many people, but on the bright side it never draws in the crazies

  • @veshallaes1767
    @veshallaes1767 4 года назад +657

    In German we call such situations "Fremdschämen", which means to feel ashamed on someone else's behalf

    • @diemer2433
      @diemer2433 4 года назад +84

      Second hand embarresement?

    • @ericellerbrock9350
      @ericellerbrock9350 4 года назад +10

      @@diemer2433 correct

    • @moimiess
      @moimiess 4 года назад +14

      In Finland we call it myötähäpeä

    • @millennialpodcast1438
      @millennialpodcast1438 4 года назад +3

      So sieht's aus Kerle!

    • @issonichto7184
      @issonichto7184 4 года назад +10

      @Normon Jazzes of course we have a word for it. For an oak it would be Netzborke. For other trees it would be different depending on the shape of the wrinkles. Hope that helps bro

  • @asliceobread
    @asliceobread 2 года назад +1

    The guy at 5:42 looks like a cross between the exeggutor Pokemon and sideshow Bob from The Simpsons had a baby.

  • @jimjonjimjonjon
    @jimjonjimjonjon 4 года назад +157

    "how did you start rappin'?"
    no one but MCJizzOnMe: "Linkin Park"

    • @XHitsugaX
      @XHitsugaX 4 года назад +6

      I mean mike shinoda is pretty ok at rapping and even had a one point wonder with fort minor 😁

    • @MrsLockenload
      @MrsLockenload 4 года назад +3

      mcjizz on me!! lol I laughed so hard at this

    • @OmakYaHabibi
      @OmakYaHabibi 4 года назад

      XHitsugaX he didn’t even say mike he said Chester lol

    • @WolfenX4
      @WolfenX4 4 года назад

      No MCjizzonme 😂😂😂😂

    • @XHitsugaX
      @XHitsugaX 4 года назад

      @@OmakYaHabibi the fuck. Chester only rapped in the background in the jay-z collab on some tracks.

  • @Amir-kc9yu
    @Amir-kc9yu 4 года назад +672

    This is what happens when all your personality is developed online.

    • @overlordwarlordtheomnilord9473
      @overlordwarlordtheomnilord9473 3 года назад +23

      I almost left from the cringe at 0:00

    • @satoshitaminaka5920
      @satoshitaminaka5920 3 года назад +25

      When you put all your points in attractiveness and none in personality.

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 3 года назад +6

      Most techies and Gen Z's are like that. Even their sense of fashion doesn't make any sense. Looks like mix matching.

    • @Vran4743
      @Vran4743 2 года назад

      Yep. Sadly, I'm not even considered conventionally attractive. Which is to say, I'm p much doomed.

  • @salma_Nella22
    @salma_Nella22 4 года назад +637

    The girl that beat boxed was challenging him. He should've kept her. The fact that she can beat box would have made me eliminate the rest 😂

    • @Oak__
      @Oak__ 4 года назад +13

      SHRIMPBANGER I woulda picked the same girl and got that other girls number

    • @knightheaven8992
      @knightheaven8992 4 года назад +6

      Hum maybe in a different context. Speed dates, and blind dates like this, people will only gauge you on one criteria for the most part.

    • @salma_Nella22
      @salma_Nella22 4 года назад

      @@Oak__ options (mf win)

    • @salma_Nella22
      @salma_Nella22 4 года назад +17

      @@knightheaven8992 compared to what everyone else was doing? She stood out to me 🤷🏼‍♀️. But I'm not a guy. So what do I know.

    • @dislikebot1526
      @dislikebot1526 4 года назад +51

      @@salma_Nella22 Nah, you're totally right. She brought something to the table, that's something no one else did.

  • @millen_sa3605
    @millen_sa3605 2 года назад +5

    The "you know" at 0:10 .....my knees gave up

  • @adi-qf2wb
    @adi-qf2wb 4 года назад +309

    Jubilee: eliminate someone
    Aba: "big girl dont act like its hard"
    HE IS GOING TO HELLLLLL

    • @odabuu
      @odabuu 4 года назад +11

      @ShalakumX Simba eww bro

    • @bluegetsuga8396
      @bluegetsuga8396 4 года назад +5

      Am I the only one who thinks she looks better that Brie, aka Space Karen?

    • @R3TURNZ3R0
      @R3TURNZ3R0 4 года назад +1

      @@bluegetsuga8396 I am so using that, Space Karen lol.

    • @bluegetsuga8396
      @bluegetsuga8396 4 года назад

      I'm ok with most body types except obese, or anorexic. That and someone's personality also kill their physical attraction to me and Bries personality is pure aids.

    • @alextroy9202
      @alextroy9202 4 года назад

      ShalakumX Simba what? U r disgusting

  • @yamanosu9463
    @yamanosu9463 4 года назад +94

    @0:04 "Everybody just know my name" tf they do... I still haven't heard it yet and I hope I never hear it again.

    • @yamanosu9463
      @yamanosu9463 4 года назад +3

      Update* I had to walk away at exactly 5 seconds in 😂

    • @arianadonis4099
      @arianadonis4099 4 года назад +1

      How could you hear it again if you haven't heard it once yet?

    • @ptolemaic3238
      @ptolemaic3238 2 года назад

      @@arianadonis4099 ratio

  • @BlackMetalGraffiti
    @BlackMetalGraffiti 4 года назад +873

    “You will lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money.” Best words I ever heard before.

    • @habeshasister11
      @habeshasister11 4 года назад +50

      Def will if you don’t give her the attention she wants

    • @BlackMetalGraffiti
      @BlackMetalGraffiti 4 года назад +43

      @@habeshasister11 Well yeah if it’s one you love then money doesn’t matter anyway, making the comment not about that. It just means there will always be another woman around if you got money. (And don’t say that isn’t the case cuz we both know they do exist even if you thankfully are not one of them) I don’t take that comment to face value I’m not saying the key to love is money but those are some true words regardless how we both view things.

    • @constantnipples2428
      @constantnipples2428 3 года назад +4

      @@BlackMetalGraffiti money matters once you settle down I want to have children

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 3 года назад +1

      Two different types of women, men figure on the end

    • @unknown0290
      @unknown0290 3 года назад +7

      @@BlackMetalGraffiti That quote is dumb af. And then you're gonna cry "wOmEn aRe gOlDiGeRs" once you realise she was only here for your money. Nonsense.

  • @shikeridoo
    @shikeridoo Год назад +4

    Thing with these shows is, and everybody knows it, we could skip over 95% of it. The guys knew with almost 100% certainty from the second they had their girls in front of them which one they were going to choose. But hey, the show lives from emotions and drama.

  • @caleighhraee
    @caleighhraee 4 года назад +440

    Cringed the minute I heard the beatboxing. I’m out

    • @ShazDaMan1
      @ShazDaMan1 4 года назад +2

      Dam how u doing tho?

    • @youngkyroz
      @youngkyroz 4 года назад +7

      @@ShazDaMan1 THIS NIGGA HORNYYYYYYY

    • @amilie0202
      @amilie0202 4 года назад

      That was some pressure test I agree

    • @dox8652
      @dox8652 4 года назад

      Holla @ me

    • @youngkyroz
      @youngkyroz 4 года назад +2

      @@dox8652 THIS NIGGA HORNYYYYYY

  • @JaePhalcon
    @JaePhalcon 4 года назад +56

    "Chester from Linkin Park is my favorite rapper."
    SPONGEBOB FISH VOICE - "WHAT?!"

  • @mikeoconnell4108
    @mikeoconnell4108 4 года назад +182

    Her: “I felt like we had a lot a in common; a real natural conversation. It was fun”
    Him: “..yeah”

  • @jimmertrzcinski1144
    @jimmertrzcinski1144 3 года назад +26

    I absolutely live your content, can’t stop watching, the insightfulness you guys bring to the table has made me consider many situations from a different point of view and given me better appreciation for things

  • @LordHollow
    @LordHollow 4 года назад +103

    "Do we get to live through this again."
    "Define live, Preach. Define "live"..."

  • @iheartmcflii
    @iheartmcflii 4 года назад +183

    Everybody is so dry and boring like they were forced to do the video lmao

    • @techead23
      @techead23 4 года назад +6

      @Michael or held at gun point

    • @jeremiahdavis3398
      @jeremiahdavis3398 4 года назад +1

      hI iM PaUL facts lols 😂

    • @p.h.i.lcongure9168
      @p.h.i.lcongure9168 4 года назад +2

      Probably cause there are like 30 people off camera watching them

    • @MzSoulll
      @MzSoulll 4 года назад

      @@p.h.i.lcongure9168 yeah when they mentioned that, it kinda made sense why it was so awkward.

  • @JAYB1688
    @JAYB1688 4 года назад +1110

    The black girl with the glasses is cute

    • @ggermany2123
      @ggermany2123 4 года назад +26

      10:47 Yea but had no energy for this setting talking about her problems which was a downer. Not good at all. Red flags! You can't pick up a man talking like that unless there's some Cat daddies around.

    • @NoName-sp5dp
      @NoName-sp5dp 4 года назад +100

      @@ggermany2123 not everything is a flag

    • @404GameAndMusicProducer
      @404GameAndMusicProducer 4 года назад +1

      The short one is yummy

    • @johndavis9321
      @johndavis9321 4 года назад +6

      Yea I really want her socials so I can holla at her cause she got what I need no biz markie

    • @MLuckTV
      @MLuckTV 4 года назад +26

      Thank you!! 😭❤️

  • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
    @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat 3 года назад +48

    That dude was an ASPIRING rapper. A real rapper would have spit a written & it wouldn’t have been that lame. I also can’t stand it when people say that they like all types of music but then they name two artists of the same or similar genres. Liking different types of music means I like Gucci Mane, Slipknot, Daft Punk & Mary J Blige- not Drake & Lil Baby.

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 3 года назад +1

      Bro I've heard some of the rap out there.
      He's honestly better than some of the famous rappers.
      Jay-Z to say the least.

    • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
      @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat 3 года назад

      @@dustinmaxwell259 🤣 I’ll give you that.

    • @UnknownNev
      @UnknownNev 3 года назад +1

      Bro stay out of my Spotify l

    • @fredleeland2464
      @fredleeland2464 3 года назад +4

      "I listen to everything, but I hate country..." is the generic response to that question fr

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 Год назад

      @@dustinmaxwell259 hell na

  • @theylive2749
    @theylive2749 4 года назад +68

    I had to cut out at the “deepest darkest secret” icebreaker. Damn son.

  • @noraj4821
    @noraj4821 4 года назад +77

    I watched the entire thing and died from the lack of personality. Help.

    • @30yovegan34
      @30yovegan34 4 года назад +5

      this is the most basic of basic videos ive seen 😂

    • @noraj4821
      @noraj4821 4 года назад +5

      @@30yovegan34 More like we witnessed a group of brains flat lining from social interaction.

    • @justinakinsola3305
      @justinakinsola3305 4 года назад +11

      Jubilee is RUclips’s version of the Bachelor, the contestants are dumb and the bachelor tries to act debonaire but he’s just as dumb

    • @melteddarkchocolate000
      @melteddarkchocolate000 4 года назад +1

      I only watch 2 minute of the video and you can tell by the sound of their voice they lack a personality or refuse to put effort to at least show they do. It’s ridiculous

    • @noraj4821
      @noraj4821 4 года назад

      @Peter Connell I disagree. My wording was placed as it should be. Now maybe anxiety and awkwardness had something to do with the interactions. But a lot of the people there lacked quality. How they choose to interact showed copy and paste personas. The only people that had any personality to me were the dark skinned girl with glasses and the tall girl. They actually stuck out and had something.

  • @michaelboatman9153
    @michaelboatman9153 4 года назад +116

    Best line of the week: “Just say you wanna bust on her face.” Aba made me choke and then spit milk out my nose!

    • @Orapac4142
      @Orapac4142 4 года назад +19

      So you looked like her after the date?

    • @JustN0tMe
      @JustN0tMe 4 года назад +1

      @@Orapac4142 Oof

    • @WinkWink9000
      @WinkWink9000 4 года назад

      please rephrase this comment
      at least say no homo

    • @kimanir1802
      @kimanir1802 4 года назад

      @@Orapac4142
      Shots fired!!!
      lol good one

    • @Orapac4142
      @Orapac4142 4 года назад

      @@kimanir1802 Ty, though also thank OP. He set me up, and without him there would have been no shot to take.

  • @LesHistoiresMagiques7
    @LesHistoiresMagiques7 3 года назад +84

    I watched the end with my 5 years old daughter who doesn't speak English but she always finds Aba hilarious

  • @aliv8193
    @aliv8193 4 года назад +718

    When dating apps are accurate in real life. The Asian Guy struggle is real my brothers but don’t worry, better to cry in a lambo than on a bike 😂

    • @poloboy5794
      @poloboy5794 4 года назад +12

      Dang 😂

    • @horsenuggets1018
      @horsenuggets1018 4 года назад +26

      "to be continued"

    • @estorgioibarra9656
      @estorgioibarra9656 4 года назад +10

      No truer words have been spoken my guy 😂

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 4 года назад +8

      since when did being Asian mean you're rich? You sound like a fucking moron

    • @aliv8193
      @aliv8193 4 года назад +61

      @@michaelangst6078 well if you were paying attention, which is probably hard for you seeing how ignorant you are, the Asian dude graduated from UCSB. Now I’m just assuming he will make good money. Every person there has potential to make money but I’m just pointing out the Asian guy because I’m Asian

  • @Wolfspane
    @Wolfspane 4 года назад +76

    When even the producer can’t handle the cringe, you know your doing something wrong!😂

  • @adalwolf12
    @adalwolf12 4 года назад +49

    Gotta love never really knowing if the person you're dating likes you for who you are or just likes your body's bone structure.
    I'm going to have to guess the vast majority of relationships are purely physical which is also why most relationships fail.

    • @30yovegan34
      @30yovegan34 4 года назад +4

      This quarantine is gonna teach many this lesson

    • @adalwolf12
      @adalwolf12 4 года назад +7

      @Meme Kingpin For me physical appearance is one of the last things I look for in a relationship and would never sacrifice anything for it.
      Had a girl try every single thing she could think of to get me to date her but she was a terrible person and I could see straight through her constant bombardment of lies but that didn't stop her from trying for 6-7 months straight before leaving me alone.
      Most attractive people don't know what to do if you don't say yes simply because of what they look like.
      I know there are some girls out there that think the same and I'd rather search forever than settle for a shitty person.

    • @someguy4818
      @someguy4818 4 года назад +3

      Meme Kingpin lmfao who hurt you man

    • @silverquis
      @silverquis 4 года назад

      @@someguy4818 he's not wrong so i guess reality is a thing.

  • @sirnonapplicable
    @sirnonapplicable 3 года назад +23

    Chester ain't even the guy who raps in Linkin Park, fml...

  • @TheBuzzMan15
    @TheBuzzMan15 4 года назад +141

    “I don’t think you guys understand the mental fortitude to make it through these videos” 😂😂😂😂

    • @mr.tbonetembler7930
      @mr.tbonetembler7930 4 года назад +4

      I wouldn't make it if they wouldn't "watch it with me"

  • @camsterdam3896
    @camsterdam3896 4 года назад +57

    "White women bounce to anything." There is a Black man white women mixed tape joke in there but, I just woke up...

  • @Anarchristian_Beanz
    @Anarchristian_Beanz 4 года назад +639

    The part that made me quit on Chris was the Linkin Park comment.
    Now, I don't expect the average Joe to know that it was Mike Shinoda who did the rapping in Linkin Park while Chester did the screaming. However, if you claim you got into rapping because of Linkin Park, then I think you should at least know who to credit. You should know the exact person who actually inspired you.

    • @TheMcDami
      @TheMcDami 4 года назад +39

      I didn’t know the others guys name but I for sure knew Chester NEVER rapped lol I cringed so hard when he said that

    • @AwafiKnight
      @AwafiKnight 4 года назад +28

      Oath this pissed me off. RIP Chester but he never rapped. Mike Shinoda was the man. Plus being half-asian made me idolise him even more

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 4 года назад +19

      "Scottie Pippen inspired me to play Baseball."

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 4 года назад +10

      @@AnthonySforza Bruh DaBaby inspired me to start acting

    • @cboscan1
      @cboscan1 4 года назад

      He has like 2 trash songs on SoundCloud so of course he gets to claim being a rapper as a title while being a brainlet in every other department

  • @brandonluck159
    @brandonluck159 3 года назад +7

    9:49 hit hard with the cringe “guild” then “drake” then “lil Baby”

  • @Astonvman007
    @Astonvman007 4 года назад +128

    The minute I heard beatboxing I was "nah, this ain't for me"

  • @sweney7103
    @sweney7103 4 года назад +209

    “Country inspired me to rap” - lil Nas maybe

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад +1

      Lmao 😂

  • @CorneliusSmalleliterealtor
    @CorneliusSmalleliterealtor 4 года назад +63

    I was mad the f-boys picked no sisters, then i remembered the sisters chose the f-boys who rejected them.

    • @kamlife77
      @kamlife77 4 года назад +3

      👀

    • @randomcitizen3939
      @randomcitizen3939 4 года назад +7

      Facts.. I would have went for the Asian dude..

    • @Deezy_Ankh
      @Deezy_Ankh 4 года назад +10

      Sounds about right. Then the sisters end up telling me about the guy who chose another girl over them. HS all over again. 😂🤣

    • @Blackatchaproduction
      @Blackatchaproduction 4 года назад

      exactly

    • @mgmtgirlyeah7493
      @mgmtgirlyeah7493 4 года назад +13

      It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. All but one of the black girls chose the black guy. And the only one who was successful was the one who didn't choose a black guy. Granted, she had no competition. But there are still black women who think they always have to go for the black guy, even if he appears to be an f-boi (which to be honest, the black tall guy didn't seem like an f-boi). Let's not pretend it's one sided though, because you also notice how the other races of women felt comfortable to step outside their race. The Asian women didn't automatically go for the Asian guy, the white girls didn't go for the white guy, etc.

  • @TugiDeg
    @TugiDeg Год назад +2

    Still here. I went through it. May God help us all.

  • @jaydenfisher7917
    @jaydenfisher7917 4 года назад +207

    6:55 Beatbox girl got eliminated cuz she put him on the spot. He wasn't ready.

    • @Anarchristian_Beanz
      @Anarchristian_Beanz 4 года назад +41

      Which was his fault for saying he's a rapper in the first place (like, of course they're going to ask) and also putting them on the spot with the elbow licking thing. That's his first question?

  • @xaviervasquez9909
    @xaviervasquez9909 4 года назад +36

    At 11:49 when Asian dude replied with “yeah...” ended me😂

  • @pol610
    @pol610 4 года назад +121

    'How would you guys describe your dating lives now in one word?'
    Asian guy: to be continued.

    • @pol610
      @pol610 4 года назад +6

      You really gonna doubt an Asian on their maths. But fr tho

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 4 года назад

      Role playing chat room, dude.

  • @poeticdesigns8893
    @poeticdesigns8893 3 года назад +19

    8:40 this is always the hardest part lol like he does this all the time

    • @itsbambi92
      @itsbambi92 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeremyd5850
    @jeremyd5850 4 года назад +32

    I love how the 5’5 guy say I’m a model. I laughed so hard

    • @BigBeanBurrito1
      @BigBeanBurrito1 4 года назад +2

      Jeremy D Must be one of those Instagram models

    • @dr.jingles7377
      @dr.jingles7377 4 года назад

      Deadass tho

    • @CreditSolutionist
      @CreditSolutionist 4 года назад +2

      Could be a hand model? 🖐🏾🤷🏿‍♀️🤣

    • @jeremyd5850
      @jeremyd5850 4 года назад

      The Credit Solutionist how much money does someone make modeling hands lol

  • @HoshPak
    @HoshPak 4 года назад +126

    "Eliminate one person."
    I would have twisted the rules and say I'mma take out myself.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 4 года назад +1

      Finally, a chance to fulfill my dreams!

  • @isthatdave55
    @isthatdave55 4 года назад +75

    Aba: Here's the thing....
    Preach: HE RAISED HIS HAND 🙋🏾‍♂️

  • @RKyle-wx6rp
    @RKyle-wx6rp 3 года назад +5

    There IS actually something to be said about not over-talking. Whether it’s true or not, a lot of people perceive quietness as intelligence. (There’s even a Bible verse that says something along the lines of “if you talk too much, people realize you’re a fool”.) Can also add an element of mystery that seems to intrigues a lot of people

  • @hundredbucks1322
    @hundredbucks1322 4 года назад +74

    People can’t flirt face to face anymore due to social media.

    • @patrickhaffey2181
      @patrickhaffey2181 4 года назад +6

      for real, the part that should be natural here is really really weird 🃏😂 😂 btw How you doin Hundredbucks? Lookin like a million. See what I did there?

    • @zombiejoe326
      @zombiejoe326 4 года назад

      I have to agree, i also think it's gotten way cringerer as well in the eyes of alot of woman. Then again I might be wrong. lol

    • @XHitsugaX
      @XHitsugaX 4 года назад +12

      I grew up pre social media and I couldnt flirt before that either dont worry. Its not the flirting issue. Its the entitlement and no personalities or depth in peoples lifes.

    • @MrsLockenload
      @MrsLockenload 4 года назад

      @@XHitsugaX such an on point true statement

    • @MrsLockenload
      @MrsLockenload 4 года назад +4

      @@XHitsugaX I also grew up before social media so I can appreciate how this experiment really isnt helpful in the flirting or dating

  • @blkskin1
    @blkskin1 4 года назад +173

    This generation has absolutely....no personality.

  • @heliopyre
    @heliopyre 4 года назад +347

    I'd have picked the black girl with glasses. she's cute

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 4 года назад +37

      Thought so as well. She seemed the most genuine, although I did not hear her say much.

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 4 года назад +11

      @@TheGamerLycan why Simp?

    • @7bvbyyrissa
      @7bvbyyrissa 4 года назад

      facts

    • @Jorendo
      @Jorendo 4 года назад +4

      @@TheGamerLycan He hasn't paid for her yet just for her to ignore him though.

    • @johndavis9321
      @johndavis9321 4 года назад +1

      Right anyone know her social media? I think a shoot my shot

  • @iagoismaelparish3718
    @iagoismaelparish3718 3 года назад +13

    the fact that when you type " aba' " into google aba's brother is suggested is quite mad icl 😂

  • @PoliticalWonderland
    @PoliticalWonderland 4 года назад +1209

    9:37 😂 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
    Her: “what’s your favorite genre of music”
    Him: “uhh, I would say music”
    Her: “oh DOPE!”
    I can’t 😂🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @yasinruhulla372
      @yasinruhulla372 4 года назад +86

      She asked him what's his preferrable genre of arts that he is most interested in.

    • @t-bagbagwell1327
      @t-bagbagwell1327 4 года назад +8

      Imagine him being in a position of power. Good luck.

    • @jordaine1469
      @jordaine1469 3 года назад +46

      You heard wrong, she asked "in what genre of arts" and not music🙄

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 года назад +11

      are yall deaf or sum?

    • @dragonkiller433
      @dragonkiller433 3 года назад +3

      Genre of Arts

  • @c7po457
    @c7po457 4 года назад +34

    Jubilee's next video: "Thank you to our sponsor, Aba & Preach, for roasting us throughout our cringy videos. If it wasn't for you and your audience, we don't know what we'd do. "

  • @masamune5710
    @masamune5710 4 года назад +335

    If I was tall introverted dude I would’ve picked the short black chick with glasses no contest

    • @saxony1
      @saxony1 3 года назад +43

      Oh absolutely. She's cute.

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 3 года назад +24

      That was so unexpected, why the hell did he eliminate her.

    • @saxony1
      @saxony1 3 года назад +7

      @@yaz2928 Nah it was to be expected. The girl he kept is more objectively attractive and super talkative. The conversation, to me, did not seem very stimulating so I probably would have chosen the quiet one.

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 3 года назад +27

      @@saxony1 All people have their tastes my friend, I just thought the black girl was cuter than the one he stayed with. Also objective more attractive? That's clown talk bro, but he could've chosen her because she talked the most yes, so won't deny that.

    • @saxony1
      @saxony1 3 года назад +1

      By objectively more attractive, I'm saying that I think most men would find her more attractive than the black girl. Like if you took a survey or something. I agree though that everyone has their own taste.

  • @bombomos
    @bombomos 3 года назад +2

    9:40 when wrapper boy talked about his guild..... I cant